[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captain Sidney Starr
with a performance by Bobb'e J.
[cheers and applause]
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
- All right, everybody, get up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air,
and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- How y'all doin'? How y'all doin'?
[cheers and applause]
- Y'all gotta keep it going for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
Thank you, ladies.
I am the captain of team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
B. Simone is in the building,
Justina Valentine,
Charlie Clips,
Kosha Dillz,
C to the mother[bleep] O-N.
Teddy Ted.
And Chico Bean.
[cheers continue]
Y'all give it up for team New School.
C. King,
Maddy Cakes,
Radio Big Mack,
Santwon, E-Man,
the other Hudson, Phillip,
and performing today
Bobb'e J. Thompson.
[cheers continue]
You got a hot new drop for us, right?
- Yeah, yeah, I got something crazy.
- TV star, a true talent.
[all chanting] Bobb'e! Bobb'e! Bobb'e!
[laughter]
[Nick] That boy a legend.
I wanna have some fun with it,
and I wanna bring out somebody who I met
and they told me that we don't fully know
what's poppin' when it comes with the jokes
and how to bring it, I was like, a'ight, well,
if you want these jokes, come get these jokes.
And she considers herself
the transgender diva, so y'all make some noise
for Sidney Starr.
[cheers and applause]
I told you.
A'ight, a'ight...
[chatter]
- And I'm ready to mother[bleep]
turn the [bleep] up!
- There it is, y'all give it up for Sidney Starr one time.
[cheers continue]
Get your ass over there, Sidney.
Go with your team.
[laughter]
Y'all ready for this first game?
[all] Yeah!
- We about to put your alphabetical skills to the test,
and your freestyle skills to the test
with a game we call the Alphabet Train.
[cheers and applause]
It's real simple, we gonna have
both Old School and New School step up,
and in alphabetical order, we gonna drop
these freestyles for you.
DJ D-Wrek, what's the topic?
- I think I wanna see how y'all do with cities.
- Not only do y'all gotta be good at your freakin' alphabet,
but now you gotta know geography too.
DJ D-Wrek, drop it.
- Let's go.
- ♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, A ♪
- ♪ Albuquerque isn't what I'm reppin', y'all ♪
- ♪ B ♪ - ♪ Brick City, I'm so pretty ♪
- ♪ C ♪ - ♪ Compton, where we all stay ♪
♪ We rep that spot ♪ - ♪ D ♪
- ♪ My name is B. Simone and I'm from Dallas ♪
[buzzer]
- ♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up... ♪
- You gotta start with it!
- ♪ F'ed it up on the alphabet train, E ♪
- ♪ Edison, New Jersey, I have never been there ♪
- ♪ F ♪ - ♪ Fresno, California ♪
♪ Where they be rappin' ♪ - ♪ G ♪
- ♪ Gainesville I think is a city ♪
- ♪ H ♪
- ♪ Houston is in Texas ♪ - ♪ I ♪
- ♪ Illinois the prince that host Chicago ♪
- ♪ J ♪ - ♪ Jerusalem ♪
♪ That's where Kosha from ♪ - ♪ K ♪
- ♪ Kennesaw, shoutout to Georgia ♪
- ♪ L ♪ - ♪ Louisiana's where ♪
♪ I [bleep] the most-- ooh! ♪
[buzzer]
- Sidney, Louisiana is not a city.
It's a state.
- ♪ On the alphabet train, M ♪
- ♪ Memphis, that's where I'm gon' bury your body ♪
- ♪ N ♪ - ♪ Niagara Falls ♪
♪ We gettin' wet ♪ - ♪ O ♪
- ♪ Oakland, that's where they smokin' ♪
- ♪ P ♪ - ♪ Pensacola, Florida ♪
♪ Go there if you dare-- ♪ - ♪ Q ♪
- Quebec City, but he [bleep] it up.
- ♪ Raleigh, I had to do it my way ♪
- ♪ S ♪ - ♪ Silicone Valley ♪
♪ Is where we hit that alley ♪ - It's Silicon,
and that's not a real city.
- ♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, T ♪
- ♪ Tennessee 'cause you the only ten I see ♪
- ♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up... ♪
- Tennessee?! - Tennessee is not a city!
- Tennessee's a state, stupid!
- Nashville...
- ♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train, U ♪
- ♪ Utrecht, Netherlands, I did a show there ♪
- ♪ V ♪ - ♪ Vegas, I think that works ♪
- ♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
- No, no, no, no, no! No, that's a city!
- Las Vegas! - ♪ On the alphabet train, W ♪
- ♪ Washington Commanders, that name is dumb-- ♪
- ♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
- Washington, DC. - DC's not a city.
- It is a city. - It's a district.
- ♪ We F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ F'ed it up, F'ed it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪♪
[cheers and applause] [train whistle blowing]
- Who won?
- Even though it was a hot mess,
really none of y'all should win.
I'ma give it to the Old School, though.
Make some noise for... - Old School!
[cheers and applause]
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- I ain't gonna ask you how many kids you got.
Just tell me all their birthdays
just in case I wanna get them something.
[audience reacts]
Just in case I wanna get them something.
[cheers and applause]
- This show is only 30 minutes long.
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got the transgender diva Sidney Starr in the building.
[cheers and applause]
Right now it's time to play a game,
we about to have some fun with it,
it's called Plead the Fifth.
[cheers and applause]
Now, Sidney,
this game right here is only for the courageous,
only for the brave, the real ones.
- These might not be real, but I'm real.
- Alright, we about to see.
Each team member's gonna get the opportunity to come up here
and ask us a question in the court of law.
But we don't want you to incriminate yourself,
so at any point, if you uncomfortable
with the question, you don't like the question,
or you just wanna hurry up and get through it,
just say I plead the fifth.
- Okay. - You answer it truthfully,
and the game's all yours.
- I'm gonna win. - Alright.
- New School, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- [makes bird call]
- Get you two this time. - Appreciate you.
Yeah, gimme two of them, two of them.
I wanna be tall tall today, I'm performing and [bleep].
I gotta be tall tall.
Ready? A'ight, cool. A'ight, cool.
I like the view from up here, this [bleep] smooth,
I like this. - Nick is still...
- Sit down, Nicholas. Alright, so look.
We just played one of my favorite games,
Alphabet Train, right?
I wanna know what letter of the alphabet is Sidney,
and you can't get this wrong
'cause they gonna cancel our ass again if you do.
[laughter]
- Like, what letter?
- What letter... - You mean like if it's in
the LGBTQIA?
- There's an I and an A in that mother[bleep]?
- They added new ones.
[laughter]
- Hey, boy is smart, you learn some [bleep]
with Nick, you learn something.
- Intersexual, asexual,
but she would be a T.
- A T? - Yes.
- Turnt up [bleep], on game, what's up!
[laughter, applause]
Oh, [bleep], these are [bleep] heavy, gang.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- We have a poem for you. Do you wanna hear it?
- Sure. - Here it go.
- You're so pretty. - You're so cute.
- You so sexy. - Tell the truth.
- Now you in this building lookin' thick.
- At least tell us which rapper had the biggest [bleep].
- Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
I'm just gonna have to say me.
[cheers and applause]
- That's pretty funny.
[cheers continue]
- Now, Sidney Starr, I'm here to defend
my client Nick Cannon. - Mm-hmm.
- Because you are on trial
for being a fraud. [audience gasps]
Because in order for you to be a friend,
you gotta be a fan first.
- Mm-hmm.
- Are you a fan of Nick Cannon?
- I definitely am a fan of Nick Cannon.
- Okay. - Definitely.
- Nick, you a fan of Sidney Starr?
- Absolutely.
- Can you name me a TV show that Sidney Starr's on, or was on?
- Yeah, uh, she's on "Baddies"
she was on "Love & Hip Hop". - Right, right.
[cheers and applause]
Now, Sidney Starr, other than "Gigolo",
can you name me another Nick Cannon song?
- [nervous chuckle]
- Friend, hey, friend.
[laughter]
- I do-- I do-- I know one.
- Mm-hmm. - Um...
- Is it... - Um, wait...
- Objection, Your Honor. Objection, Your Honor.
[laughter]
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and pick up and kill it ♪
[all] ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and pick up and kill it ♪
- See, friend, I told you I know your songs, friend.
[cheers and applause]
- Hell yeah. - Hell yeah.
That'll do it.
Sorry, Your Honor, my PO outside,
he said I owed him some pee...
[laughter]
- Thought that was Hennessey. - Nah, nah, this pee.
- You need to get hydrated, [bleep].
- This drug test pee. I can set that right here?
A'ight, everybody interested in how many kids you got.
- Okay. - I ain't gonna be rude,
you feel me, and just ask you how many kids you got.
You feel me, but you gonna keep it "a hunnit"?
- What? - Gonna keep it "a hunnit"?
Keep it "a hunnit"?
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, a hundred, yeah.
- I ain't gonna ask you how many kids you got.
Just tell me all they birthdays
just in case I wanna get them something.
Just in case I wanna get them something.
[cheers and applause]
How many you got?
- This show is only 30 minutes long.
I plead the fifth.
[cheers and applause]
[ding]
[rapid dinging]
- Let me get my pee.
- Why do you have that?
- My PO outside, I owe him some pee.
- DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- Once again, Nick plead the fifth the most
so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School.
- Y'all give it up for Sidney Starr.
She came to play, we got a lot more game.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Everybody showing love in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yeah, it fit like a glove in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man, I know you on drugs in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'ma [bleep] a penis back in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- You didn't rhyme!
- ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Get your ass out the classroom.
Get out-- get your big ass out the class.
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got the transgender diva in the building, Sidney Starr.
She came to play.
[cheers and applause]
Sit down, Sidney, we got class to do.
You see we got a bunch of bad ass kids in here.
It's time to play Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all be careful in the front rows,
they be throwing [bleep].
It's all fun and games till somebody put an eye out.
[laughter]
Missed me, bitch.
[laughter]
The team with the most students still in the class
at the end of the game wins.
DJ D-Wrek, you ready?
- Let's go.
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Everybody showing love in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yeah, it fit like a glove in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man, I know you on drugs in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'ma [bleep] a penis back in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- You didn't rhyme.
Get your ass out the class.
Get out-- get your big ass out the class.
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm takin' down notes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, I'm giving good strokes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, yo, I'm about to drive the boat in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Justina, she give good -- in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm the baddest bitch ♪
♪ Let's take a vote in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm out here writing these jokes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Brrrp, I used to be a [bleep] in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Don't you know I'm getting groped in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Reading "Murder, She Wrote" in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to leave it soaked in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man, I'm looking for some smokes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Almost choked in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, it's so dope in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Lemme hold something ♪
♪ You ain't broke in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Justina don't let me poke in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Santwon need a coat in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, bitch, I ain't no joke in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em... ♪ - Damn!
I was about to body you!
- ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I get magnanimous in the classroom ♪
- ♪ The vote was unanimous in the classroom ♪
- ♪ My booty gigantimous in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm feelin' real glamorous in the classroom ♪
- ♪ She actin' so scandalous in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And you know that I'm a... heyy... ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hye, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm throwin' paper balls in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Justina about to take it all in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man, I'm feeling really tall in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, my UberEats just called in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, I'm about to start a brawl in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Damn, I got sent to the hall in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Damn, [bleep], you really small in the classroom ♪
- ♪ It ain't summer but it's fall in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, yo, kindly get stoled in the classroom ♪
- I'm a crone in the classroom?
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
[overlapping shouting]
♪ Hye, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
[school bell ringing]
- It's a lotta confusion in the classroom, D-Wrek.
Who won?
- I gotta give that to the Old School
because the New School got the most students kicked out.
- Sidney, you got kicked out early,
but we got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ I know you're made that I got a tight kitty ♪
♪ You the same size as Big Mack's right titty ♪
♪ Now I gotta get to trashin' 'em ♪
♪ Sidney, you've ruined more men's careers ♪
♪ Than the Kardashians ♪
[laughter and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Hell of an episode,
we got Sidney Starr in the building over there.
[cheers and applause]
And it's anybody's game right now, y'all,
'cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but here at "Wild 'N Out", we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gonna be one point
added to your total score.
So Sidney, you ready for this?
- I'm ready, I was born ready,
just like I was born a woman, duhh.
[laughter]
- There it is, that comedy championship belt
can be yours if y'all just get your team together.
Have 'em step up, New School, Old School.
[overlapping chatter]
Drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em, y'all.
[all] ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ You a freaky dude, and we know that's true ♪
♪ But I heard you like to dress up like a lady too ♪
- Only if they pay me, only if they pay me.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Okay...
♪ I know you're mad that I got a tight kitty ♪
♪ You the same size as Big Mack's right titty ♪
♪ Now I gotta get to trashin' 'em ♪
♪ Sidney, you've ruined more men's careers ♪
♪ Than the Kardashians ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Hey, Justina, my team gon' be some losers ♪
♪ But in the face you look like "Phil of the Future" ♪
[laughter] [buzzer]
- Say it with 'em, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Yo...
♪ Your chicken wings ain't all that ♪
♪ Everybody give it up for salt and lemon pepper ♪
♪ And it's all flats ♪
♪ Heed my warning ♪
♪ The fire from your box is the whole reason ♪
♪ For global warming ♪
- ♪ Hold on, on it ♪
♪ Parmesan wing with parmesan cheese on it ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ I gotta hold it down for my team ♪
♪ You dress like that 'cause your [bleep] ♪
♪ Is a crime scene ♪
- Somebody killed it.
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek.
Cut the beat.
[music stops]
- Let's go, Con. - Hold up, let me take a stand.
You up here built like Ronald McDonald switched lanes
and went to OnlyFans.
- Hey, yo, C. King.
I really should have somebody from the hood murk ya.
[bleep], you so fat, you tried to eat
the movie "Good Burger".
[laughter] [ding]
Hey, yo, Bobb'e, you need to ride in the kid's seat.
You little pipsqueak.
Only reason you love social distancing
is so you can finally stand six feet.
[ding]
And you, oh, man, you be trying to grind on E.
Looking like a gay Tupac,
his album is called "All Guys On Me."
[ding] [laughter]
- Bring the beat back.
♪♪
Say it with 'em, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yeah, I'm new to the show, yeah, I'm still learning ♪
♪ This stands for: Warning, I'm Burning ♪
[all] ♪ Hey, warning, I'm burning ♪
♪ Hey, warning, I'm burning ♪
- ♪ That rap was cool but you should've chose another ♪
♪ We all know that you ain't [bleep] without your brother ♪
♪ Y'all know I'm not the one to battle ♪
♪ Tell me, is it cold in E-Man's shadow? ♪
- Oh! - Hold on!
[laughter]
- ♪ On the microphone I'm trying to be gracious ♪
♪ Maddy looks like half crackhead ♪
♪ Half Waffle House waitress ♪
♪ Me, I like rapping a lot ♪
♪ She likes giving [bleep] to random dudes ♪
♪ In bathrooms of Jack in the Box ♪
♪ And Bobb'e, okay, you got a really good, silly flow ♪
♪ You look like every dog from the DMX videos ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- Did we win yet?
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- Yo, I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, party people!
- Sidney, that just means you gotta come back
and try to get this belt one more time.
- Look, I gotta come back.
- Come back any time and get this
comedy championship belt.
But right now, I need to see y'all on your feet--
- Let's go, Bobb'e. - Turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for the legend,
Bobb'e J.
- Hey, okay.
♪ I'm in the biz school ♪
♪ Listen to Barry White like it's money talk' ♪
♪ I don't be arguing with -- ♪
♪ I get them gone ♪
♪ Yeah, that money talk ♪
♪ All that green paper ain't running out ♪
♪ Check out my kid, it ain't coming out ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Hey, got a new -- on my bed ♪
♪ I probably holding the -- ♪
♪ Look, I probably lifting the leg ♪
♪ She probably ♪
♪ On the headboard ♪
♪ Shortie gonna -- 'cause you know I got a tail ♪
♪ Like a chessboard ♪
♪ I'ma gonna hit it in my -- like a escort ♪
♪ They be copying my swag 'cause it's ♪
♪ Billi short, quarter million don't -- ♪
♪ I need ten four ♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme playing]
♪♪
- ♪ MTV ♪