This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out."
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
[cheering]
In this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Staring...
Let's wild up!
[audience chanting]
All right, y'all,
put your hands together and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
[audience chanting]
[scratching]
ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
What's happening?
Y'all make some noise for the beautiful and sensational
Wild 'N Out Goddesses.
[cheers and applause]
Appreciate you, please.
This here's the hall of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head to head to see who's the funniest.
And you know what? I think my team's gonna win
'cause I say each and every show,
I be cheatin'. Oh, yeah.
So you gotta give it up for the superstars over there
on Team Old School.
[cheers and applause]
Justina, Conceited, Emman Hudson,
Charlie Clips, Kosha Dillz,
Tyler the Chronicle.
With a squad like that-- You wanna meet the ups?
[cheering]
Give it up for Team New School.
Bobb'e J. Thompson, Santwon,
Cortez,
Courtney Bee,
Jessie Woo and the other Hudson, Phillip.
Radio Big Mack.
Yeah!
Yo, that's a hell of a team too.
Somebody I'm about to bring out here
has changed hip-hop already.
One of the biggest producers in hip-hop right now.
Now he's an artist. Y'all make some noise
for my man Pi'erre Bourne.
[cheers and applause]
Yo. You're performing later, right?
Yes, sir.
Captain of the New School right there, Pi'erre Bourne.
-Yes, sir. -Let's go.
He's gonna freestyle with a game we love
called the Alphabet Train.
Real simple. I'm gonna need both teams to step up.
Old School and New School, alphabetical.
DJ D-Wrek, we gonna go with toys as the topic.
Let's try not to F it up too much.
The game is in your hands. Let's go.
Old School, New School, wild out.
[hip-hop playing]
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ A ♪
♪ Abacus, a toy that's educational ♪
♪ B ♪
♪ Butt plug is technically a toy, y'all ♪
♪ C ♪
♪ Cortez is my favorite action figure ♪
♪ D ♪
♪ Dildo ♪
[buzzer]
♪ He F'd it up, he F'd it up, he F'd it up
♪ F'd it up, F'd it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ E ♪
♪ Electric cars 'cause I be driving with stars ♪
♪ F ♪
♪ Football, we can play catch with that ♪
♪ G ♪
♪ A green Power Ranger is what she would like ♪
♪ H ♪
♪ Huggy huggy hippo is what I look like ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ Interesting place Courtney has in bedroom ♪
[buzzer]
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ K ♪
[buzzer]
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up on the alphabet train ♪
♪ L ♪
[buzzer]
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
♪ M ♪
♪ Monopoly ♪
♪ I'm about to buy some property ♪
♪ N ♪
♪ Nissan is the car I got for me ♪
♪ O ♪
♪ Ohhhh ♪ [buzzer]
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
♪ P ♪
♪ Pokeball, gotta catch a ball ♪
♪ Q ♪
I ain't got no Q.
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
♪ R ♪
♪ Ren and Stimpy toys, that might work ♪
[buzzer] ♪ F'd it up ♪ What was that?
Ren and Stimpy!
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ On the alphabet train ♪
♪ S ♪
♪ School books is what I should probably be reading ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
♪ T ♪
♪ Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear, with it ♪
♪ U ♪
[rapping in Spanish]
♪ V ♪
Vagina?
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
♪ W ♪
♪ Wiener, something ese plays with ♪
♪ X ♪
...
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
♪ Y ♪
♪ Yo yo yo yo yo-yo ♪
♪ Z ♪
♪ 'Zis is the toy... ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, F it up, F it up ♪
♪ F it up, F it up, on the alphabet train ♪
I don't think I said--
Give yourselves a round of applause
for playing the alphabet.
You said Ren and Stimpy was a toy?
I said a Ren and Stimpy toy.
-Ask me who won. -Who won?
Old School won anyway.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
We got Pi'erre Bourne in the building.
He's gonna perform later. So take us out.
[music and chanting]
I call this... it ain't even real.
Why, ho?
'Cause one hit of this...
[laughter]
[chanting and music]
[scratching]
ATL, make some noise!
[cheering]
Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out."
We got a super-talented captain over there on the New School.
Y'all make some noise for my brother Pi'erre Bourne.
[cheers and applause]
Super producer, now a super artist.
He's gonna perform for us a little bit later.
But right now it's time to play a brand-new game
that everybody is loving.
It's called Hey, yo...
All: What You Call That?
Oh, yeah. No we know weed is almost legal
in all of America now.
So they got strands called this and called that.
But we gonna explain it to you.
And, you know, it don't just have to be weed.
It could be drink, it could be yourself,
it could be as body part.
You're gonna find out why we call what we call.
And then if it's funny, it gets a bell.
[bell rings] If it's whack, it gets a buzzer.
[buzzer]
And the team with the most bells wins the game.
Now we got the "Wild 'n Out" Goddesses with some props
if y'all need 'em right there.
Some libations and spirits, things to get you elevated.
Have fun with this one.
You can't really do no wrong.
We gonna get to it. DJ D-Wrek,
the game is in your hands.
All right, Old School, New School, what up?
[cheers and applause]
All: Hey, oh! What you call that?
I call this a dead ass.
Why, yo?
'Cause if my mama catch me smoking on TV,
she gonna smack the hell out of me.
Dead ass.
[bell rings]
[cheers and applause]
All: Hey, oh! What you call that?
I call that the bikini bottom.
Why, yo?
'Cause it got some crusty crabs.
[bell rings]
I got that from you!
All: Hey, yo! What you call that?
I call this damn, bro.
Why, yo?
'Cause when my dealer told me the price,
I was like, "Damn, bro."
[bell rings]
[cheers and applause]
All: Hey, yo! What you call that?
[coughing, inhaling] I call this the conceited.
Why, yo!
First off, it's a roach. [inhales]
And this joint gets my heart pounding so much...
I'll be thanking God about the cut the beat.
[laughs]
The first part was good.
Hold on, hold on. [inhales]
You played that. [buzzer]
[cheers and applause]
All: Hey, yo! What you call that?
I call this Charlie Clips.
Why, yo?
'Cause dis be fatty...
[bell rings]
[cheers and applause]
All: Hey, yo! What you call that?
I call this the... [laughs]
Why, yo?
Because. [inhales]
Where'd I put that blunt? I had that...
[laughs, buzzer]
I didn't like it.
I call this the DJ D-Wrek.
Why, yo?
'Cause this it is trash.
[laughs] That's funny.
[bell rings]
[cheers and applause]
All: Hey, yo! What you call that?
I call this the talking to.
Why, yo?
'Cause one sip of this and I be like,
"Who the ... is you talking to?"
[bell rings]
[cheers and applause]
All: Hey, yo! What you call that?
I call this here the Sofa King.
Why, yo?
'Cause one hit of this,
you'll be Sofa King high-- [laughs]
[bell rings]
[indistinct chatter]
[cheers and applause]
Oh, yeah!
All: Hey, yo! What you call that?
I call this any of it real.
Why, yo?
'Cause one hit of this...
[laughter]
[bell ringing]
DJ D-Wrek, that game was hella fun. Who won?
Gotta give that to the New School. Make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
[music, audience chanting]
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[music and chanting]
[scratching]
ATL, make some noise.
[cheering]
We got super producer, artist extraordinaire
Pi'erre Bourne in the building.
[rapping, indistinct]
Everybody down here like booty music, right?
[cheering]
Okay, so we're gonna shake our ass a little bit
to a game we call Big 'Ol Booty.
[cheering]
I'm gonna need both squads to step up,
New School and Old School.
We're gonna see how fast these rappers
can actually freestyle.
We're gonna get to it. I'm gonna need y'all to sing.
Y'all know how it goes. Yo, DJ D-Wrek,
drop the beat, man.
[music]
♪ Big booty, big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ Wild 'An Out" marathon that you already know ♪
♪ After this they're gonna show another episode ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ I step in the place, weapon in my waist ♪
♪ Well fed, baby, what's up? with the eight like ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ I'm just gonna say, so you know I'm gonna stop it ♪
♪ 'Cause you know I like to pop like I drop it ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ I'm with Nick and you know I'm slick ♪
♪ And in this dress I really look thick like ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ The call me...♪ Oh, I can't go this fast. Damn.
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ My booty is fat just like Big Mack ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ I've been so cool that I'm bringin' down the bull ♪
♪ We be chillin' in school like ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ Pull up in a Cadillac, welcome to my habitat ♪
♪ Old school dance lick, hit 'em with the back ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ Ain't never been to Harvard-- [indistinct ♪
♪ They gonna hit 'cause I said hell yeah ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ You know I be crazy when I be killin' it ♪
♪ But they the New School 'cause they ain't legitimate ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[indistinct]
♪ You already know that I got my friends ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ On the microphone everyone knows I'm Jewish ♪
[indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ [indistinct] Hit 'em with a butterfly ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ You know how to hit ♪
♪ I want to tell you that shirt ain't ... ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
[fast rapping, indistinct]
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, got a big 'ol booty ♪
♪ You know what I do and I do it out ♪
♪ Walk it out ♪
♪ Oh, big booty ♪
[bell ringing]
That was a hell of a jam.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School.
We got a lot more game to play.
We got that Wild Style battle coming up next.
D-Wrek, take us out.
[music and chanting]
♪ And, bro, you're the GOAT, but I can't bypass ♪
♪ That big top and small legs are built like a wine glass ♪
♪ You went to diabetes.com for a session? ♪
♪ They said, "Do you accept all cookies? ♪
♪ "It's not a trick question." ♪
[cheering]
[music and chanting]
[scratching]
ATL, make some noise.
[cheering]
We got a hell of a game. And you know what?
Right now, it could go either way,
'cause it's time for the Bonus Round,
and it's called the...
All: Wild Style!
Oh, yeah. You know, it's freestyle rapping.
But here on "Wild 'An Out," we focus on them jokes,
so each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So, my man, Pi'erre, you're doing big things.
I gotta send you home with one of them
Comedy Championship belts right there.
You ready for it?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
All right. New School, step up.
Old School, step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪ Yo, say it with him ♪
♪ Wild Style ♪
♪ Say it with him ♪
♪ Wild Style ♪
♪ Just waking up, in the morning got a thing ♪
♪ I don't know, but y'all ...ing with ♪
♪ No barking from the dogs ♪
♪ Jessie Woo, your hair is so froth ♪
[bell dings]
♪ Wild Style ♪
Let me get Bobb'e and Cortez.
Let me get Bobb'e and Cortez up here.
They-they-they got...
Oh, ... All right.
Hold on. Hell no. Come back, Tyler.
And bring that fat ass with ya.
♪ Wild Style ♪
♪ Tyler, I'm gonna say something that's a fact ♪
♪ Like you went to jail for stealing ♪
♪ And stole that hat ♪
♪ Now, Clips ♪
♪ Bro, I can't fake it ♪
[buzzer]
♪ ...gonna watch your weight ♪
♪ Every time you in the kitchen, we like "another plate?" ♪
♪ You so fat you drink water out of a cup...cake ♪
[bell dings]
♪ Yo, it's about to be a madhouse ♪
♪ If I click my heels three times ♪
♪ There's no place like your dad's house ♪
[bell dings] ♪ And, bro, you're the GOAT ♪
♪ But I can't bypass ♪
♪ That big top and small legs are built like a wine glass ♪
[bell dings ] ♪ You went to diabetes.com ♪
♪ For a session ♪
♪ They said, "Do you accept all cookies?" ♪
♪ It's not a trick question ♪
[bell dings]
- That's funny. - ♪ Wild Style ♪
Okay, yo. Yo, Pi'erre.
♪ I think that you fly ♪
♪ Funny your last name is Bourne ♪
♪ 'Cause your team's about to die ♪
[bell dings]
♪ You should know with your image ♪
♪ You're so big your wife's ... ♪
♪ Could fill a whole village ♪
♪ And Big Mack, take the defeat ♪
♪ They should have named you Everything ♪
♪ 'Cause you are what you eat ♪
[bell dings] -That is funny.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
♪ Okay, Santwon, y'all heard that's flow hard ♪
♪ Look like the Old School gay rapper call Curtis ... ♪
[bell dinging]
[cheering]
Go ahead.
I was just gonna say, Emman,
that your team be doing the most.
-Doing the most. -And up close and personal,
your dreadlocks smell like urinal soap.
[bell dings]
When it comes to Wild Style, I never have an off day.
I'm not afraid of you, Cortez, I brought my own spray.
[bell dinging]
[laughter]
D-Wrek, let 'em know, man.
I gotta give it to the Old School, man.
Let's heat it for the Old School, y'all.
It's an honor to have my man Pi'erre Bourne here.
Yo, we appreciate you pullin' up.
Come back anytime.
And you get that Comedy Belt, but it stays here today.
So I need everybody on their feet.
Turn your TVs up and make some noise
for my man Pi'erre Bourne!
[cheers and applause]
["Good Movie" playing]
♪ It's not like that ♪
♪ That boy is not like that ♪
♪ What is it? ♪
♪ My life's a good movie, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause she be so into me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I gave her my room key ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Take the elevator to me, yeah ♪
♪ She been tryin' to use me, yeah ♪
♪ So I love her how I usually, yeah ♪
♪ Feel like Elon Musk ♪
♪ You get ♪
♪ Like she work FedEx ♪
♪ Like she move her box ♪
♪ Cameras everywhere, but her heart still gets stolen ♪
♪ But her heart is start to grow full ♪
♪ She can't wait to run along ♪
[music and chanting]