[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captains DJ Quik and Jahi Winston.
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
All right, y'all, everybody, up out your seats.
Put your hands together
and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up for Uncle D-Wrek.
- What's happening? What's happening?
- This is the home of freestyle comedy.
We making it happen, but you know what?
We gotta stay in line and give the proper credit
where credit is due. Y'all give it up
for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses. Thank you, ladies.
We appreciate you.
As you can see, we switching things up.
I am gon' be the captain of team New School!
[cheering and applause]
Or Mash,
Santwon,
Bobb'e J. Thompson,
Maddy with the fatty.
Cortez,
Radio Big Mack. - Yeerrhh!
- And Eman Hudson.
I like my team, I think we got a chance.
We gon' take this.
But you know, we gotta give it up for the vets
over there on team Old School.
[cheering and applause]
Justina Valentine,
Jessie Woo,
Conceited, C-O-N.
Chico Bean, Charlie Clips,
and, Snow, what up, y'all? Y'all make some noise
for J. Snow. So, I know y'all...
Ya'll want me on y'all team.
I gotta be over here. I'm feeling young.
I'm feeling young and frisky, we gon' do this.
A'ight, but, uh, you know, I gotta put somebody
who's really young over there.
A real next generation superstar.
Somebody who has been in films, television,
and even on Broadway.
Y'all make some noise for Jahi Winston!
[cheering and applause]
The future right here, man.
Handsome young man, too.
Man, why "Wild 'N Out"? Why you wanna come
"Wild 'N Out" with us?
- Love this show, man. Been a part of my childhood.
Ready to... ready to get in there with you, man.
- There it is. Look like one of my sons.
[cheering and applause]
Somebody who is part of my childhood.
The one and only DJ Quik!
[music and cheering]
This is the man.
You got this, they in your hands, you ready?
- Yup, born ready. - Repping Compton.
And then you gon' perform some classics
for us later. - Absolutely.
- There it is, y'all give it up for team Old School, y'all.
- Quik! Quik! - We got real hip hop
in the building. And speaking of real hip hop,
we gon' jump into this first game.
It's called: Pick up and kill it
and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Oh, yeah, a freestyle game where we go back and forth.
When one MC leads off, the other gotta pick up and kill it.
We gon' get to it. Old School versus New School.
D-Wrek got the topics, let's go.
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is being short.
- Okay though we may be small, we still on the ball.
When I stand on my money wall, I might just be tall.
- You like to be tall, okay, we don't play.
I'm at least ten feet if I stand on my resume.
- Stand on your resume, yeah, I know that's fact.
I can't reach the top rack but I can reach it from the back.
- Reach it from the back, well I hope it don't sink.
I can't reach the top sink but I can reach the bank.
- Yeah, you can reach the bank, yeah, that's why we crew.
'Cause my deposit's bigger than me, you, and Big Mack too.
[cheering and applause]
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it [bell dings].
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is Broadway.
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Speaking of Broadway you think that I'm fat.
So I can't do the dance moves from "Cats?"
- He talking 'bout "Cats", he need to remember.
When it come to cats, boy, I am Simba.
- Boy, you are Simba? That's just a rumor.
No, you not Simba, you Timon and I'm Pumbaa.
- Oh, you Pumbaa? Man, that's nada.
You know what I say, Hakuna Matata!
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it [bell dings].
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is threw your fights.
- Hey, big bro, they jumped me man.
It was three girls, they was built like men.
- They was built like men, little bro, where they at?
You know I got the backpack, and I got the strap.
- They was outside smoking, and I got in the way.
One was like Brat, the other Young MA.
- Young MA? Ooh!
[laughter]
They 'bout to go and kill you.
[laughter] - Damn! Damn!
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it [bell dings].
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Your topic is the West Side.
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- From the West Side, that's where I reside.
With gangstas who bang and gangstas who ride.
- Nick Cannon is from Diego 619.
My name is Quik, I'm from straight Compton city line.
- City line but we keep rhyming.
Everybody knows Quik got his own time.
- When you caught me you gon' know that I'ma hit it.
My name is DJ Quik, and I still gets with it.
- Though the West up, even on the South.
Be able you know it just the words outta mouth.
Because I got skill with PTO and Compton.
And everybody knows that Quik be stompin'.
- Stompin' in my big black boots.
But now it's the Jubilee, the hot deuce suits.
- Hot deuce deuce or the gat or the...
And because you know we got Quik all of the weapons.
We stuck 'em in and we don't keep tucking in.
And everybody know I don't give a [bleep] man.
'Cause I freestyle why for the miracle.
I'ma do it with one of my West Side heroes.
- Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it [bell dings].
Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
[rapid dinging]
Ay yo, D-Wrek.
[cheering and applause rapid dinging]
- Who won though? - Yo, Quik did his thing.
But I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
Jahi Winston and the legend DJ Quik.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- We at the auction, I'm telling y'all I'm feeling mad rich ♪
I wanna get that lightbulb 'cause my team is lit.
I'ma keep it going you know that, I'm a boss.
Let me buy them green scissors so I can cut your music off.
- Oh, cut your check off too.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, where you at?
[cheering and applause]
We got some New School legends, some superstars over there.
[cheering and applause]
- Yo, sitting on the lines, y'all make some noise
for Jahi Winston right there.
All the way from Compton, y'all give it up
for DJ Quik.
[cheering and applause] And we about to play
a game right here. Y'all know it, y'all love it.
It's called Hip Hop Auction.
Oh, yeah, we gon' put your hip hop skills to the test.
And whatever you got on you, we gon' hit you with a stick-up.
If it's in your pockets, if it's in your body,
if it's in whatever, we want you to hold it up.
[chuckling] And we want it--
And you gon' show it to us, and we gon' bring
both squads up here, and we gon' freestyle
about the items as if we are in a auction.
So DJ D-Wrek. - Yup.
- Let's get to it. - Let's go.
[cheering, music]
- 5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
Wanna act loco, hit 'em with a fo-fo.
Got above the price on the low-low.
I'ma see what you got right there
with the spatula and a light and a GoPro.
Whatever you got, oh, that's a yo-yo, my bad.
I see that... [bell dings]
Look at them scissors, I'm a wizard.
Off the top I'm like a gizzard. [bell dings]
I'ma fry it, I could buy it.
That football I'm not gon' try it [bell dings].
That's a bear right there, I don't care.
[bell dings] Put the fork in the air and be like yeah.
- 5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
I got $20 I'm living all dreams.
I want $5 for a football. Rather buy the whole team.
[bell dings]
And it's raw to the left.
I'ma take that football and throw it at Santwon's head.
Repping it rare, step in the air.
Give Justina the teddy bear. Spit any bars.
$15 dollars left on my [bell dings]
buy the car [bell dings]. You notice everything.
I kill it to the nice on the desk.
Or Mash, use a spatula and make me some eggs.
- 5, 10, 15, 20. [bell dings]
Hands up get that money.
5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
- I see a football so tell me what's the price.
You know I run the bill, I'm talking huh, huh, hike.
And yeah, I get it later. [bell dings]
Paparazzi with pictures.
I see a fly [bleep] so you know I want a scissor.
I got the one. [bell dings]
I made them my sons. So stick a fork in me
'cause you know I'm almost done.
You know I'm never stalling. [bell dings]
Shorty rock she be balling.
And you can call me Jim Jones from the way I'm balling.
[cheering, bell dings] - 5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
- Ay we at the auction I'm telling y'all.
I'm feeling mad rich.
I wanna get that lightbulb 'cause my team is lit.
I'ma keep it going you know [bell dings]
that I'm a boss. Let me buy them green scissors
so I can cut your music off.
- Ohh... [bell dings]
Cut your check off too.
[laughter] - 5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
- I got $20 for that oven mitt.
That spatula, loving it.
I'll never cut you short. [bell dings]
$10 for the fork.
And man you already know. [bell dings]
Lean forward I got to go.
I'm hungry as hell.
Gimme that bag to go.
- 5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money. [bell dings]
5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
- Now Chico we gon' kill 'em with the mother-bleeping flizzo.
Please for that plant, $20 less snizzo.
What you charging, $40? [bell dings]
Shorty, we can gizzo.
And bring them scissors with you 'cause I'm cutting off my hizzo.
Okay let me get in my bad for real [bell dings].
And now I'm getting you all mad for mil.
Don't a boomerang my ex come back,
nah, you can keep her, she mad for real.
Put it in the car when I pull up in the bar [bell dings].
I pull up like a star, pull up in a car.
$40 for the top, I'ma hit you with the box.
Look, you can pull up tomorrow.
- 5, 10, 15, 20. [bell dings]
Hands up get that money.
5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money.
5, 10, 15, 20.
Hands up get that money!
[rapid dinging, cheering and applause]
- My goodness! D-Wrek, I mean...
- Old School wins that one. Make some noise
for the Old School, y'all. [cheering and applause]
- DJ Quik came to play. He got the whole squad
over there on the "Cold" School.
I need everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ We used to be broke ♪
♪ But not no more ♪
♪ Hurry up, let's go Hurry up, let's go ♪
♪ Gotta make that dough, gotta get that gold... ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Over here on New School, we got
Jahi Winston, one time, Broadway superstar.
[cheering and applause]
We gotta give it up to the Old School team over here.
The one and only DJ Quik.
[cheering and applause] And when I talk about, you know,
future, past, paving the way. OGs representing.
That means we should play a game that teaches us
all those things. It's called Hip Hop History.
[cheering and applause]
So the topics we got online using
that hashtag @WILDNOUT. For the New School,
we got the Liberty Bell.
A'ight, we can do that. We can do something with that.
And then, y'all, you know, Quik from California.
So I think they wanted to give up some to rep the West Side.
So they gave y'all, the Gold Rush.
- [Chico] All right, homie. - The California Gold Rush.
- All right, homie, all right.
- All right. New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- So we got the Liberty Bell, right?
You know what's funny? In 1982, it actually happened
on President's Day. - Hey, man, wait, what you
doing right now is called snitching.
And we don't do that on the New School.
- But I just wanted to-- - We don't know
who cracked when. Ain't none of our business.
- Aw, not again. - Matter of fact, DJ D-Wrek
drop the beat.
- Come on! - Put your hands up!
Unh.
- They say see something, say something, not us.
[music vamping]
♪ They think we fronting ♪
♪ Sorry we ain't seen nothing ♪
♪ They think we fronting ♪
♪ Sorry we don't know nothing ♪
What's cracking? It's the Liberty Bell.
Who cracked it? I won't tell.
What's cracking? It's the Liberty Bell.
Who cracked it? [bleep] I don't tell.
- Was it 1824? Was it 1846?
I don't know but if I did, [bleep] I ain't no snitch.
- We had no... but something was wrong.
And it was Washington's Birthday so turn up, son.
- Well, who cracked it? I don't care.
If you ask me that crack was always there.
- One thing that I know for sure.
That Liberty bell don't ring no more!
♪ They think we fronting ♪
♪ But we don't know nothing.
♪ They think we fronting ♪
♪ But we don't know nothing ♪
What's cracking? It's the Liberty Bell.
Who cracked it? I won't tell.
[bell dings, rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
♪ They say we fronting... ♪
- Get up outta here. Y'all some marks.
Sorry y'all had to sit through that.
DJ D-Wrek, hit the beat.
[cheering and applause, music]
I am DJ Quick from Compton, California.
And I wanna show you what made California so popular.
It's the Gold Rush. - Here we go, here we go.
♪ Said we used to be broke ♪
♪ But not no more ♪
♪ Hurry up let's go ♪
♪ Gotta get that gold ♪
- ♪ Gotta get that gold... ♪
♪ Hurry up let's go ♪
- ♪ Hurry up let's go... ♪
Put your hands in the air, y'all!
♪ Hurry up let's go ♪
When the going gets go.
Guess you can say I'm a gold...digger.
- I pulled up quick, you know the deal.
When I got there the gold wasn't real.
- I found gold... nuggets.
Oh, I found one. - Don't touch it!
- 'Cause I'll black your eye like a miner.
You can call me a '49er!
- ♪ We used to be poor ♪
♪ But not no more ♪
♪ Hurry up let's go ♪
♪ Gotta get that gold ♪
♪ Gotta get that gold... ♪
[rapid dinging] ♪ Gotta get that gold ♪
[singing continues] - All right, hold on, hold on.
Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Savanna one time.
[cheering and applause]
It's Savanna.
- All right, let's give it up for the New School!
[cheering and applause] - It's the Liberty Bell.
Who cracked it? - All right.
Now let's give it up for the Old School!
[louder cheering and applause]
I gotta give that one to the Old School!
[cheering and applause]
- Here it go, here it go, here it go, here it go.
♪ Trying to get that gold ♪
♪ Hurry up let's go ♪
♪ Gotta get that gold ♪
- How y'all let them win with that?
- ♪ Let's go... ♪
- You're the hardest working man I know and I really mean this.
You never go on vacation and neither does your penis.
I hope I never get laid off, but Nick for the love of God,
please give your [bleep] a day off.
[laughter]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We got a young boss, young superstar in the building
on my team on the New School, Y'all give it up for
Jahi Winston. Broadway star.
Movie star.
Music star and then speaking of music.
Y'all give it up for the one and only
DJ Quik on the "Cold" School.
- On the Cold School!
- Time for the bonus round, and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh, yeah, y'all know it.
This is "Wild 'N Out" so we focus on them jokes
when it comes to freestyle rapping, so each punchline
is gon' be one point added to your total score.
New School, step up.
Old School, step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with me, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Now I be getting chicks like it ain't [bleep].
'Cause I'm cosplaying named Southeast...
Now maybe it's the way I hold my tips.
'Cause I got so many kids, I think I need to get snipped.
[laughter, bell dings]
- It's probably true.
- Nick, check this out, don't go nowhere, Nick,
'cause you telling the truth.
I'ma let you know what it is, Nick.
When you get in the box, you blast off like roof, bro.
Forget using a condom, you need a hazmat suit.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Hold on, yo, yo, listen, Nick.
You're the hardest working man, I know, and I really mean this.
You never go on vacation and neither does your penis.
I hope I never get laid off. [bell dings]
But, Nick, for the love of God,
please give your [bleep] a day off.
[laughter, bell dings]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- No, shut up, shut up. - Shut up!
- Stop the-- DJ D-Wrek, cut the [bleep] off.
[cheering, airhorn blares]
- Jessie Woo, whoever did your makeup, baby,
deserve to catch a case.
'Cause you up on stage with a purge mask on your face.
[laughter, bell dings]
And Con, I'ma just keep it a G.
We know when you finish with your girl,
you the one who take the Plan B.
[laughter, bell dings]
And Clips! - Me?
- You built like two fellas.
You go to a vegan restaurant and probably order fried lettuce.
[laughter, bell dings]
Now take me back. - Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Before I let Conceited kill this Wildstyle,
I just want you to know that we not punks.
It looked like you was trying to change
into Buddy Love and got stuck.
[laughter, bell dings]
- And Nick, I'm not gonna lie.
I know I got the answer to a serious question.
If somebody in here was airing a weapon.
You wouldn't put on a bulletproof vest
'cause you don't like wearing protection.
[laughter, bell dings] I mean [bleep] you always
chop in the raw. Have you ever
wore a condom before? - No.
This [bleep] idea of safe sex is just locking the door.
[laughter, bell dings]
[rapid dinging]
- DJ D-Wrek... - Hell, I gotta give that
to the Old School. Make some noise
for the Old School, y'all. [cheering and applause]
- Gotta bow down to my OG. He came and got that
comedy championship belt. Y'all make some noise
for DJ Quik. [cheering and applause]
We gotta keep it going for the young boss.
Of course, the next superstar, y'all keep it going for my man,
Jahi Winston. You can come back!
You got more years.
Everybody on your feet,
turn your TVs up and make some noise
for the legend DJ Quik.
♪ A day in the life of a player named Quik ♪
♪ I'm just a stubborn mother With a head like a brick ♪
♪ And just because I drink the 8 They say that I'm hopeless ♪
♪ But I don't give a -- so blame it on the loc-ness ♪
♪ Now this is how we do it when we checkin' a grip ♪
♪ Nick Cannon's in the house, so don't even trip we bustin' ♪
♪ Funky compositions as smooth as a prism ♪
♪ So check it while I kick it to this funky ass rhythm ♪
♪ It's Friday morning, the phone is ringing off the hook ♪
♪ And Hi-C is in the den reviewing rhymes ♪
♪ In his notebook or should I say dope sack ♪
♪ Because we don't bust wack ♪
♪ I pick up the phone and it's the D, whassup? ♪
♪ He said he's comin' down at about two on the dot ♪
♪ So I'm about to rush the tub while my water's still hot ♪
♪ And now I'm soakin' A brother like the devastatin' ♪
♪ DJ Quik ain't jokin' Mess with me on DSP ♪
♪ And you'll get broken ♪
♪ My name is Quik, but you can call me daddy ♪
♪ Yeah open up the door 'cause here come Freak man in a Caddy ♪
♪ Now Freaky's in an El-Dog Shabby's in the El-Co... ♪♪