[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captains Melii and Rickey Smiley.
With special guests Jaden Walton
and Javon "Wanna" Walton.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Let's wild out!
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody, up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air
and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Atlanta, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- How y'all doing? What's up, Nick?
- Now you see how we doing it. Y'all keep it going
for the beautiful and amazing "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
[cheering and applause] Thank you, ladies.
Give it up for team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
This it!
Justina Valentine,
Rip Michaels, Chico Bean,
C-O-N.
Mimi, we see you.
Y'all give it up for team New School.
[cheering and applause]
E-man Hudson,
Maddy with the fatty,
Santwon,
Or Mash.
Oh, we got-- Y'all make some noise
for Wanna Walton and Jaden Walton one time.
From "Euphoria"!
Amazing actor thespians, aptly so.
You guys are twins.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Y'all are pretty young. Y'all underage.
Y'all ready for this? - Hell, yeah.
- Okay, he cussin' and [bleep], okay.
Y'all make some noise for the Waltons.
We gon' see, we gon' get to it.
New School squad.
We got somebody performing I'm a huge fan of.
She's doing big things. We got a queen in the building.
And she gonna co-captain over there make it happen.
Y'all make some noise and give it up
for Melii!
[cheering and applause]
She all iced out and everything.
I see you.
So you gon' set it off and perform for us
a little bit later, right? - Yeah.
- What can we expect?
- You know, that fire.
[laughter]
Let's give it up for Melii one time.
We gon' get that fire, let's do it.
Can I introduce y'all to a OG from TV to film?
And you hear him each and every day on the radio.
Y'all make some noise for my man, my brother,
Mr. Rickey Smiley!
[cheering and applause]
OG!
We bow down before you.
But can we joke?
'Cause I know, you be joking every morning.
We can go crazy? - I'm ready.
- Now you know I got a lot of kids.
- I know. - Yeah.
But I think we found one of yours.
Cortez, come on up here.
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
- I apologize for not being there.
[laughter]
- Yo, y'all make some noise for Rickey Smiley and Cortez.
Let's get to it. [cheering and applause]
The energy is already insane and turnt up.
And this is the home of the turn up.
We in the ATL so we might as well
play a game called
Turn Up For What?
Oh, yeah, I need both squads to step up.
Old School, New School, y'all know how the game goes.
[cheering and applause]
Old School, wild out.
- Yo, ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- I went to the zoo yesterday.
[laughter]
And I ain't got monkeypox!
- Hey, hey, hey... [cheering]
- Is that how you catch monkeypox?
You catch monkeypox by just going to the zoo?
[laughter]
- First of all... - Nah, shut up and go.
[laughter]
- We not even in the ATL, get right.
- Oh, where we at? - Turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- Because DJ D-Wrek got a birthday coming up.
So that means he almost dead!
[audience reacts]
[crickets chirping]
[laughter]
- Three more summers.
- You wishing death upon our DJ? We don't want that.
- We got three more summers.
- Atlanta, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- Alright, so the feds was on me about that PPP loan, right?
But I put that PPP in this BBL!
[cheering]
♪♪
[bell dings]
- What?
- Money well spent.
- ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- Nick, why you ain't tell me that little [bleep]
from "Zack and Cody" on the show?
[laughter]
- Y'all playing the wrong game.
[bell dings] - Hey, hey, hey!
- ATL, turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- I'm on the morning show every morning,
but they ain't never played none of Nick Cannon music.
Like what's going on? [audience reacts]
♪♪
[bell dings]
- You on my team.
[laughter]
- ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I was a little sad that
we wasn't playing Family Reunion.
So they brought my dad on the show!
[cheering]
[bell dings] - Hey, hey, hey...
[bell dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- Who won this game?
- Old School wins that one. Make some noise
for the Old School, y'all
- We got a lot more game to play.
D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- The scene is a swimming pool.
[cheering]
- Whoo, pool party!
- Yeah, cannonball!
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, y'all make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
From "Euphoria", we got Wanna Walton and his brother
Jaden one time. [cheering and applause]
And performing later we got a queen in the building.
Y'all give it up for Melii over there.
[cheering and applause]
And we got a comedy superstar, a legendary mogul.
Rickey Smiley in the building.
[cheers and applause]
Sit your ass down, E-man.
We are not talking about you.
But you are good at this next game,
and it's all about the comedy.
We about to play Greenery Screenery.
[cheers and applause]
Put our improv skills and our comedy skills
to the test, we got a green screen here.
And DJ D-Wrek is gonna give us some scenes,
and we gonna have to use our imagination
to play Greenery Screenery.
If we get out there and it's funny with the scene, bell.
[ding]
If it's wack, buzzer.
- E-man. [buzzer]
[laughter]
- Yo, team with the most bells wins the game,
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands, let's go, y'all.
- The scene is a barn.
- Moo...ve, bitch, get out the way.
[laughter] [ding]
- What's up, baby?
Nah, I'm just chillin' with Big Mack,
what you got going on?
[laughter] [ding]
- Okay.
♪ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ♪
[laughter] [ding]
[laughter continues]
- Hitman, you are not on her team.
[laughter]
- What's the matter, buddy?
You in a bad "moo'd?"
[laughter] [ding]
- That was some bull[bleep].
[laughter]
- Alright, here we go.
The scene is a boxing ring.
- Round one.
[Emmanuel] Hey.
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- Yo, Nick, I saw you boxing on IG, man.
I see you doing your thing, but I like my chances.
[laughter]
- I don't want no smoke, you got it.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
Let's go, Mimi.
- A'ight, you ready, big dog?
- You said onion rings.
- No, I said boxing ring...
- Nah, I'm good, bro...
[laughter] [ding]
- Oh, don't mind me.
I'm just eating the box.
[laughter] [ding]
- The scene is a swimming pool.
- Ooh, pool party.
- Yeah, cannonball!
[all screaming]
[laughter] [ding]
- [contented groan]
[laughter] [ding]
- Yo...
- Man, who boo boo'ed in the water, man?
[laughter]
[ding]
- The scene is an elevator.
- Boop, boop...
[making rapid beeping sounds]
It's like a Christmas tree!
[Nick] Hey! [ding]
- Yo, I'm tired. - Yes, sir.
- Hold the elevator!
[all screaming]
[laughter]
- It's the Tower of Terror.
[laughter] [ding]
[laughter]
- [contented sigh]
[laughter] [ding]
- The scene is a radio station.
- What's poppin'? It's the Breakfast Club,
and it's your girl Angela Yee.
- And it's your boy DJ Envy.
- And I'm your boy Charlamagne tha God...
- Look, here, man, y'all better put
some respect on my name, I'm talking to all three y'all.
I ain't gonna say it no more!
[laughter]
- Alright, y'all, welcome back
to "The Rickey Smiley Morning Show,"
we got Gary with the tea, but first,
Bernice with the church announcements.
[cheers and applause]
- "All members with one left leg
and all members..."
[laughter]
"And all members with one left leg,
"all members with one right leg
will be going shoe shopping Saturday at St. Michael's."
[laughter] [ding]
- It's the Breakfast Club, and it's your girl Angela Yee.
- And it's your boy DJ Envy.
- And I'm Charlamagne tha God.
- Drake?! Drake?
You mean the [bleep]...
[speaking rapidly]
[laughter] [ding]
[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- I gotta give that to the Old School
so make some noise...
- Old School! [cheers and applause]
That's what we talkin' about.
Everybody on their feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- That's a nice wristwatch in the classroom.
- And you see I'm really hot in the classroom.
- I don't got [bleep].
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Stop cussin' in the class with your bad ass!
- ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got Wanna Walton
and his twin brother Jaden in the building...
[cheers and applause] Holding it down.
We got Melii in the class over there holding it down.
[cheers and applause]
And we got Rickey Smiley
holding it down on team Old School.
[cheers and applause]
Hell of an episode, it's already classic,
and like you said... [laughter]
You see what the hell going on already.
We wild'n out for real 'cause we about to play
Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
It is a classic game for a classic episode,
and I'ma whoop Conceited's ass.
[laughter]
D-Wrek, you ready? - Yep.
- Let's get to it.
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- I'ma whoop Conceited's ass in the classroom.
- You gon' get put outta class in the classroom.
- Don't forget to wear your mask in the classroom.
- I don't got this one.
[laughter]
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- One twin down.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- I'm sittin' besides Melii in the classroom.
- I'ma hit 'em in the telly in the classroom.
- I wanna get up in that belly in the classroom.
- Hitman smelling smelly in the classroom.
- I ain't finna be lame in the classroom.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- It didn't rhyme!
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- You know I'm rocking with the purple in the classroom.
- But you look like Steve Urkel in the classroom.
- 'Bout to give a purple nurple in the classroom.
- You know I really freakin' hurt you in the classroom.
- And he's lurkin' in the classroom.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- I'm makin' TikToks in the classroom.
- I like hip hop in the classroom.
- And you know it don't stop in the classroom.
- And I'm buying my stocks in the classroom.
- Yo, we tyin' slip knots in the classroom.
- That's a nice wristwatch in the classroom.
- And you see I'm really hot in the classroom.
- I don't got [bleep].
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Stop cussin' in the class with your badass.
- I don't wanna be here anyway!
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- Them little boys is terrible in the classroom.
- [bleep] this edible in the classroom.
- I voted unbearable in the classroom.
- Man, I'm doing un-dareables in the classroom.
- [babbling]
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
[overlapping shouting]
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- Spit fire out my esophagus in the classroom.
- That ain't even I got you up in the classroom.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
[school bell ringing]
[cheers and applause] - Yo, that was a hell of a game.
D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- They're cussin' and stuff.
Everybody on their feet,
D-Wrek, take us out.
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♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Man, those teeth are so big and white ♪
♪ When you open your mouth, it looks gentrified ♪
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Over there on team New School,
we got the Walton twins just being bad as hell.
Y'all make some noise for the beautiful Melii one time.
[cheers continue]
And for this legendary episode,
we got a legend in the building.
Rickey Smiley on team Old School.
Came here to have a good time, that's how we do it.
And right now, we don't know whose game it is.
It could go either way 'cause it's time
for the bonus round and its' called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but here on "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes,
so each punchline is gonna be
one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game right now, yo.
Y'all think you can win this?
- You might as well give it to us now.
[overlapping chatter]
- It's coming over here to Rickey Smiley,
is that what's happening?
- Stayin' with Old School.
- New School step up.
- Let's go.
- Old School step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with me, y'all.
[all] ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Say it with me, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Melii, Melii, Melii, I'm tryna get to the telly ♪
♪ What can you tell me, won't you hear me on the celly? ♪
♪ And then you know what, we can do it like Machiavelli ♪
♪ 'Cause I'ma ride and try to put something in your belly ♪
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- She don't want you.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- A'ight, cut the beat for this one.
Cut the beat, cut the beat.
- Oh, off the top, okay.
- Hey, yo, Nick, it's wildstyle, so what you wanna do?
- Isn't it ironic now some twins are sonnin' you?
[laughter] [ding]
- Where my belt at? This is...
Bring the beat back, I ain't got nothing to say.
They bodied, let's go.
- Hey, y'all two, come here, the twins.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Y'all two come here real quick,
I gotta say this.
♪ I know y'all little boys but y'all don't get no pass ♪
♪ Y'all probably be at the house like ♪
♪ "Dad, you can kiss my ass"
[laughter] [ding]
- They have been cussin' all show.
[Justina] Hey, Cortez. - Get 'em, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Talk to 'em...
- ♪ New School, New School, you got no swag ♪
♪ Cortez, I'm so happy that you met your dad ♪
♪ But listen here, I don't mean to be a jerk ♪
♪ He said you were only born ♪
♪ 'Cause the abortion didn't work ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- Sorry, son.
- You can still make up for lost time.
- Stay right there, Cortez.
♪ You know I got them guys with me ♪
♪ Remember how I went to the zoo? ♪
♪ My bad, I brought one of the flies with me ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- Hold up, hold up.
♪ Man, those teeth are so big and white ♪
♪ When you open your mouth, it looks gentrified ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- That is hilarious!
- That means very white.
[laughter]
- DJ D-Wrek, could you cut the beat?
- Ooh.
- Doctor, can you cut the plastic?
- Hey, Or Mash, I look good
and I ain't braggin',
but every time you open up your mouth,
you sound like a choked up dragon.
- Let me tell you something, let me tell you something...
- "Let me tell you something."
- Mimi, with a body like that, you think you scored.
But you look like Lil' Kim at the BET Awards.
[laughter]
Then I kick [bleep]. I kick [bleep].
- Listen... - Hold on, hold on, hold on.
My name Lil Darryl,
I done called right here at the station.
All I came to say happy Easter day.
[groans loudly]
[laughter] [rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- He just hit you with that Lil' Darryl.
[laughter]
D-Wrek, I got a good feeling.
- You're right, I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
Shut the [bleep] up!
[overlapping chatter]
[cheers and applause]
Rickey Smiley's in the building,
he came and stole that comedy championship belt.
OG, we appreciate you,
what you wanna say to the people at home?
- Hey, man, shout out to everybody, man,
thank y'all for listening to
"The Rickey Smiley Morning Show" every morning.
Appreciate y'all.
[makes seal sounds]
- You gotta come back, man.
You had too much fun, please come back,
we'd love it.
Turn your TVs up and make some noise
for Melii.
♪♪
- ♪ Uh, yeah ♪
♪ I'm drippin' in Cartier diamonds ♪
♪ You look at the time and I ain't got no time for -- ♪
♪ Too many -- are sittin' on my line, they lyin' ♪
♪ I tell 'em "Go find a --" ♪
♪ I'm better than all of you and my rhyme is thicker ♪
♪ I'm sippin' on wine and liquor ♪
♪ The diamonds is bigger ♪
♪ Fom behind the sticker, they love me in Dyckman ♪
♪ They love me in Harlem they love me in Philly ♪
♪ You feel me? I might just go fill up a -- with gas ♪
♪ If I let them hit, I'ma dip with a stack ♪
♪ I get it done if you give me a tap ♪
♪ Bought me a house, for six and a half ♪
♪ Give me a hundred, no giving' me half ♪
♪ This -- is wetter, then get in the bath ♪
♪ Tap, tap, fat, fat, ain't no bag check ♪
♪ Tell your -- this ain't no cap stack ♪
♪ Better run my racks back ♪
♪ Lambo truck, rat mat, black, zoom! ♪
♪ That's stack scratch ♪
♪ That she on my man's, slap, slap ♪
♪ ¿Y quien tiene to' controla'o? ♪
- ["Wild 'N Out" theme music plays]
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- ♪ MTV ♪