[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring captains Ms. Pat
and Armani White.
Let's wild out!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
All right, y'all, everybody, up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air,
and make some noise for your host,
Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Season 19 with a dream. Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's happening? I like that.
- Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses!
[cheering and applause]
Appreciate you, ladies. This is the home
of freestyle comedy. Two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest.
And y'all know whose team that's gon' be.
That's gon' be my team 'cause I'm the captain
of team Old School.
[cheering and applause]
Rip Micheals,
Justina Valentine,
Conceited,
Eman Hudson,
Charlie Clips,
Mimi, and Hitman Holla.
Yo. It's team New School!
[cheering and applause]
Bobb'e J. Thompson,
ThatBoyFunny,
And how did that big boy get on the roof?!
Clank Clank,
Cortez,
Or Mash,
and Radio Big Mack.
- Yeerrhh!
- And that dude right there got more energy than I ever seen.
His name is Mr. Clank Clank.
[cheering]
But you know what, that's what the young folks do.
They turn up, the get wild with it.
They, they, they go crazy on the TikTok.
[laughter]
And the person I'm about to bring out here
right now is very popular on the TikTok.
Matter of fact, he had a hit song
that's going viral called "Billie Eilish."
All the way from West Philly is YouTube's artist
on the rise, make some noise for my man, Armani White.
[cheering and applause]
He big on the TikTok.
You ready to do this? - Oh, yeah, listen.
- West Philadelphia, born and raised.
[cheering and applause]
Y'all make some noise for Armani White.
[cheering and applause]
But I have somebody on my team.
I need some energy, too. I ain't got Mr. "Crack Crack"
type of energy. [laughing]
But I do got-- I can bring some, some comedy.
Some skill, somebody that's seasoned.
Y'all make some noise for Ms. Pat!
[cheering and applause]
Whoa, whoa...
Whoa and fine.
Ain't she fine?!
[cheering]
We gon' have some conversations, I'm just saying.
- Hell, no.
I know what you putting out, no.
[laughter]
- What you mean? - You ain't 'bout to knock
my tubes loose. [laughter]
- Y'all make some noise for Ms. Pat.
I love you. Let's get to it.
Who from the ATL? Who from Georgia?
Make some noise. [cheering and applause]
As we know this is the home of the turn-up, right?
Y'all created turning up.
So we might as well play a classic game called
Turn Up For What?!
Oh, yeah, I need both squads to step up.
We gon' come up here and we gon' say
ATL, turn up.
[all] Turn up for what?!
- And, you know, if that response is funny and lit,
DJ D-Wrek gon' drop the beat
and we gon' turn up in this bitch like this.
♪♪
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- But if that [bleep] is wack...
[crickets chirping]
Crickets.
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands, man, let's get to it.
- All right, Old School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?!
- 'Cause I went to Waffle House, and it was dirty.
But that's how you know the food gon' be good as hell!
♪♪ - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[bell dings]
- Come on, man, little [bleep] power.
- Ay ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?!
- 'Cause I recently got mistaken for a Make a Wish kid.
But I finally got that free trip to Disney!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- He's going to Disney, I'm going to Disney, ay!
[bell dings]
- ATL, turn up!
- Turn up for what?!
- 'Cause this morning I went for a run.
[Nick laughing]
[laughter]
You ain't ran [bleep] but your mouth.
[laughter]
- Y'all some haters, man.
- Nah, you can't be up here lying to these folk.
[laughter]
- ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?!
- 'Cause I ran all the way here from Philly.
But I ain't crease my Air Forces!
[cheering]
♪♪ - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[bell dings]
- Ay ATL, turn up!
- Turn up for what?!
- 'Cause my parents been together for 32 years.
And they getting married next week!
- Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.
[bell dings]
- ATL, turn up.
- Turn up for what?!
- 'Cause Nick been sponsoring one of them kid
from Africa for the last 20 years.
And he done made it to the show, y'all!
[crickets chirping, laughter]
- ATL, turn up!
- Turn up for what?!
- My daughter just got a new girlfriend
and that [bleep] look just like Nick Cannon!
[cheering]
♪♪ - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[bell dings, rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek... - Ay.
- Who won? - I gotta give that
to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
- I told you I'd be cheating.
Y'all make some noise for Armani White and, of course,
the one and only Ms. Pat in the building.
D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- And the award goes to Kim Kardashian.
- Whoa...
[laughter]
- There's no time to be lazy.
So with that being said, you either get up
and work your butt off or buy one, thanks.
[cheering]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out", y'all!
Armani White, New School over there, turned up.
They definitely got the energy.
But we got the heat over here.
Y'all make some noise for Ms. Pat.
[cheering and applause]
We gettin' to it.
We 'bout to play this game called Thanks For Nothing.
We have our own award show here on "Wild 'N Out".
So we gon' get the opportunity for the cast members
to run up here and give a thank you speech
as whatever celebrity DJ D-Wrek
hits us with, a'ight? Y'all ready?
We got the beautiful Barbie right there
holding the Thanks For Nothing award.
[cheering and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- All right. And the award goes to
DJ Khaled.
[cheering]
[laughter]
- First off, I wanna thank God
for blessing me with the Feature Drake
On Everything award.
[laughter]
DJ D-Wrek, you work for Nick Cannon.
He's on my squad.
He loyal. Give us a bell, be smart.
[laughter]
And the last thing I wanna say is, uh...
I didn't have a lot of kids, but Nick did.
[laughter, bell dings] Thank you.
[cheering and applause]
- And the award goes to FatsDaBarber's stretch marks.
[laughter]
Is that really him?
- Thank you!
Appreciate that, player.
That makes you see a stretch mark good.
[laughter]
[sighs] I am FatsDaBarber stretch mark.
And I wanna accept this award
for the "I never leave your side."
I'm loyal, you know what I mean?
I been down with you from day one.
You know, he was a fat baby and, you know, every time
he get bigger, I get bigger. He all on stage
with his shirt off showing him off, showing me off.
Two titties, my cousins and them.
[laughter]
And you know what I'm saying?
Like I just want him to know like, no matter what, bruh,
I always got your back and your side and your ankles.
I ain't going nowhere, you know that.
[bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
- Stretch mark.
- And the award goes to Kim Kardashian.
[audience reacts]
[cheering]
[laughter]
- Oh my God, thanks.
[laughter]
I'd like to accept the Hardest Worker award, um...
I don't have a lot to say or think, but, um...
There's no time to be lazy.
So with that being said, you either get up
and work your butt off... or buy one, thanks.
[laughter, bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
- And the award goes to Clank Clank.
[cheering and applause]
- Thank you.
I wanna give this Clank Clank award
to me. [laughter]
I went from stealing TVs.
Now I'm on TV! Get it?
Ay, you hear me?
So repeat after me.
Clank Clank!
[all] Clank Clank!
[cheering and applause]
- Hey, come on!
[buzzer, laughter]
[laughter and applause]
- He look like Tye Tribbett.
[laughter]
- And the award goes to Pete Davidson.
[cheering and applause]
- Thank you for letting me receive
the Sloppy Seconds award.
[laughter] Um...
I just wanna say you're welcome from me being with you
making your Saturday nights live 'cause I know when you was
with Nick, your Monday nights were raw.
[cheering, bell dings]
[laughter, cheering]
- And the award goes to Kool-Aid Man.
Make some noise for the Kool-Aid Man, y'all.
We know y'all love him.
- I wanna thank y'all for the Short-Term Memory award.
I wanna thank, uh, uh...
- Sugar. - Oh, yeah!
I wanna thank sugar. Y'all used a lot of it.
I wanna thank, um, uh...
- Cherry flavor!
- Oh, yeah! Cherry flavor.
'Cause now we just call it red.
And last but not least, uh, dang, who was the last person?
- Black people. - Oh, yeah! Black people.
[bell dings, cheering and applause]
[rapid dinging]
- A lot to be thankful for.
D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all!
[cheering and applause]
- Armani White is performing later.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ Big Mack want a small fry ♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
- ♪ Big Mack want an apple pie in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Look [bleep] took-- ahh! ♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Y'all make some noise, "Wild 'N Out".
[cheering and applause]
Got Armani White on New School and, uh...
Ms. Pat fed up with y'all throwing all this damn paper.
- 'Cause I ain't never been to school, Nick.
- Well, this is a first 'cause it's time to play
Kick 'em Out the Classroom!
[cheering and applause]
There's some bad ass kids in this class,
but they are all great freestyle rappers,
and we about to put them skills to the test.
Y'all know how it is. You get kicked out the classroom
if you don't rhyme, if you mess up the flow.
You say the same thing over. We gon' get to it.
At the end of the game the team with the most students
still in class wins. D-Wrek, let's get to it.
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ All y'all skills is trash in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Oh I see some ash in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Oh I might pass in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Oh I brought my mask in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Ay New School's trash in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Yo I'm feeling super fly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I don't even know why in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man I'm feeling little shy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'ma get high in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to die in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Where the hell is DC Young Fly in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm like a kite in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ You know me I like to dance in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Trance in the classroom... oh! ♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm really that guy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got big ass thighs in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Honestly I'm vibe in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Uh my, my, my in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Big Mack want a small fry in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Big Mack want an apple pie in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Look at [bleep]-- Ahh!
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Ay I got schizophrenia in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I am not a friend of ya in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I'm not really offended in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Ay what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I like to have sex in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I think I'm next in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I think I just got a text in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I do a light stretch in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I truly am the best in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got double necks in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Ooh-wee, reflexed in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I can flex my pecs in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw kick 'em out the class-- ♪
Didn't he say flex? - Why [bleep], why, why?
He said text.
He said flex my pecs, [bleep], why?
- Well, if you keep talking,
you're gonna go to the principal's office.
[laughter, school bell rings]
- Who won?
- Gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- That's how we do it, Ms. Pat! Armani White
is performing a little later.
Ay yo, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Hold on, I don't-- You say I--
Let me tell you something, little [bleep].
In here looking like Too Short your mama.
[laughter]
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
So we up in here, y'all give it up for Armani White
performing a little bit later. We gon' get to it.
[cheering and applause]
We got a queen in the building.
She's setting it off on my team, it's Ms. Pat!
[cheering and applause]
But right now it's anybody's game.
'Cause it's time for the bonus round, and it's called the...
- Wildstyle!
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping but here on "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So Ms. Pat, you can go home with that comedy
championship belt right there. We trying to send you home.
You on my team, I'ma make sure you get that.
Or Armani, that could be yours, my brother.
We 'bout to see. New School step up.
Old School step up. Let's do it.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em, yo.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Let's go!
- ♪ If you really digging the bag ♪
♪ Why is Hitman only been stripping for cash? ♪
♪ Why Charlie Clips writing all your laughs in the cellar? ♪
♪ Why Justina playing Eminem in her trailer? ♪
What's going on, Nick? [bell dings]
[cheering]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- [Hitman Holla] Cut the beat. [music stops]
[cheering and applause]
- Yo, Big Mack, you did look like a Kool-Aid drug.
And Cortez, you look like a new age bug.
Or, you are not a model.
And I bet $100, Bobb'e can fit inside of this water bottle.
[laughter, bell dings]
- I'll tell you something else.
I'ma tell you something else!
Hold on, I'ma tell you something else!
Boy, that was lit, you know what else I fit in perfectly?
Your [bleep].
[rapid dinging]
- Hold on, ay, Bobb'e, Bobb'e, stay right there.
I just want you to come back. Now Cortez, you come here.
Ms. Pat wanna talk to you, please.
- Aw, damn. - Oh, yes, I love her.
- I just want you to know that you look like my tampon.
[audience reacts]
[buzzer]
- She just wanted you to know that.
- I know you 'bout 23, but you look like a old [bleep].
- Facts, facts. [bell dings]
- Listen, I ain't gon' lie.
I ain't trying to embarrass us.
But you up here looking like a swollen Jess Hilarious.
[bell dings] - Oh, [bleep].
Hold on, hold on, big [bleep]. Don't even, don't even...
Hold on, I don't-- You say, I--
Let me tell you something, little [bleep].
In here looking like Too Short your mama.
[laughter]
- Ay Bobb'e, Bobb'e, Bobb'e.
Bobb'e, she called me big [bleep].
I'm trying to be sweet.
This whole episode, dawg, I thought that was Mo'Nique.
[audience reacts, bell dings] - Oh, oh.
And I thought you was Ruben Studdard
with your career ended.
[rapid dinging]
- Come on, big [bleep]. - DJ D-Wrek...
- Come on, [bleep]. - Who won?
- I'ma give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- Yeah, yeah!
- Y'all done pissed Ms. Pat off.
- You pissed me off.
[cheering and applause]
- You won! Goddamn.
- Ay, ay, boy, with the prescription glasses.
Tell your mama to upgrade your medication.
[laughter]
- [bleep] I eat all y'all.
And by the way, you give my daughter
her hairdo back, [bleep].
[laughter]
- Ms. Pat, what you wanna say to the people at home?
- I killed these [bleep].
[laughter, cheering]
- That's a whole bunch of people I know.
- Ooh, tell 'em I'm sorry.
- Everybody on their feet and make some noise
for Armani White!
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
If y'all got a TikTok, I know y'all know this song,
so don't-- don't make me be the only one singing it.
♪ [blank] I'm stylish [blank] big T-shirt Billie Eilish ♪
♪ Watch on my wrist but I want that in diamonds ♪
♪ [blank] talkin' crazy when I pull up it's silent ♪
♪ Mile high run that [blank] back [blank] I'm stylish ♪
♪ [blank] big T-shirt Billie Eilish ♪
♪ Watch on my wrist but I want that in diamonds ♪
♪ [blank] talkin' crazy when I pull up it's silent ♪
♪ Mile high [blank] a first class I'm the pilot ♪
♪ Hey, put it in perspective... ♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
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