[DJ D-Wrek] - This is Nick Cannon presents
"Wild 'N Out."
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
[man] - One, two, three, four!
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[DJ D-Wrek] - On this episode,
it's the Battle of the Sexes.
The kings are battling against the queens...
starring captains Nelly and Angela Simmons,
with a performance by Nelly and Jermaine Dupri.
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[DJ D-Wrek] - Let's wild out!
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- All right, y'all, everybody up out your seats!
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
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- ATL, make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Welcome to a very special episode of "Wild 'N Out."
Y'all give it up. DJ D-Wrek over there.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
Thank you, ladies.
[cheers and applause]
We're going all the way up.
Yes, it's the home of free-style comedy.
Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest,
and today it's the Battle of the Sexes!
[cheers and applause]
Y'all make some noise for all this testosterone on my team.
It's the fellas!
[cheers and applause]
Morgan Jay, Chico Bean...
Karlous Miller, Santwon, C-O-N,
Hitman Holla and DC Young Fly!
[cheers and applause]
Hey, y'all make some noise for the ladies!
[cheers and applause]
Justina Valentine, Courtney Bee,
Jessie Woo, Pretty Vee...
Mimi, Or Mash, and Maddy with the fatty!
[cheers and applause]
Y'all got a queen as your captain
that's about to come out here.
Y'all make some noise for Angela Simmons!
[cheers and applause]
How you been?
- I'm great. - You ready to do this?
- I'm ready, 'cause we're gonna win.
- Oh, okay.
See, she already talking [bleep].
All right, well, you know what?
Go over there with the rest of the...
[cheers and applause]
We don't never win this.
That's why I'm gonna bring out somebody that I know
is gonna give us all the edge that we need.
He's an icon, he's a legend.
Y'all make some noise for my brother--
and he's a "Real Husband of Hollywood."
It's Nelly!
- ♪ It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes ♪
- ♪ I am getting... ♪♪
- Nelly! No!
I brought the big guns out tonight!
[DJ D-Wrek] - Showtime!
- The platinum records and all that.
We're gonna start off the right way.
We're gonna play Let Me Holla...
but the Battle of the Sexes version.
We're gonna bring Angela up as well as Nelly up
and we're gonna get the opportunity to holla at 'em.
The "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses is gonna give y'all
the emojis in your hand.
So it's real simple.
Team with the most thumbs-up and bells wins the game.
Y'all ready?
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- Fellas, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- When they told me you was coming, I got so excited
I had to bring you a little gift.
Man, I brought you some, heels.
- Those too big.
- Seven too big?
Then what could you possibly do with this nine and a half?
- [bell dinging] - Let's go.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ I'm going down, down baby on Angela ♪♪
Okay. Hey, baby.
Um, you remind me of a Happy Meal.
'Cause, uh, I'm gonna make you [bleep] with a toy inside.
- [cheers and applause] - [bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you, I got you. No problem.
Hey, real quick, Angela.
I ain't even really trying to holla at you.
But I've got Yo Gotti on the phone
and he's definitely trying to holla at you,
so just real quick, put the green thumbs-up
if you're finally gonna give my man Yo Gotti a shot.
- [bell dinging] - Yo, she said yeah!
- All right, I'll take it. - She said yeah!
- Exclusive.
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, Nelly. - Yes, ma'am?
- ♪ You and me together is a win-win ♪♪
Give me that thumbs-up so I can...
♪ Put this coochie on your chin ♪♪
- [cheers and applause] - [bell dinging]
[Nick] - Talk to her, 'Lous.
[Chico Bean] - Let's go, Angela's boyfriend.
[teammates shouting]
- Stop, stop, stop!
Yeah, this is the one I was telling you about, though.
You see how excited they are to see us together?
- Mm-hmm.
- And I don't wanna walk over there
and tell 'em we're not together.
[Angela blowing raspberry]
- That's it?
- Yes, that's it. What you mean?
- [audience laughing] - [buzzer blaring]
[cheers and applause]
- Okay! What up, bitch?
Yo, Nelly, wanna know something crazy?
The guys around here call me Kanye.
- Really? - Yeah.
- 'Cause I'll go crazy on your "D."
But don't worry, 'cause I'm gonna let you finish.
[cheers and applause]
[bell dinging]
[Nick] - Call the game!
DJ D-Wrek, Battle of the Sexes. Who won that game?
- I've gotta give it to the ladies.
Make some noise for the ladies, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- The ladies came to play.
Angela Simmons and Nelly are in the building!
DJ D-Wrek, take us out!
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- I've got a question I've been wanting to ask for a long time.
Now I get to ask.
Nelly, real quick, how good is that Ashanti, bro?
I mean, 'cause it got Irv Gotti tripping 20 years later.
I mean, he's still mad.
And you walked across national TV just to get a hug.
Y'all remember that [bleep]?
[audience laughing]
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- ATL, make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out: Battle of the Sexes."
And we've got some legends in the building.
Y'all make some noise for Angela Simmons!
[cheers and applause]
Holding it down for the ladies.
And over we've got the GOAT, Nelly in the building!
[cheers and applause]
Yo, it's real heavy, so we might as well
play that classic game.
It's time to play Talking Spit.
[cheers and applause]
If y'all ready to laugh, then this is it for you,
because myself and Angela are gonna get put in the hot seat.
We're gonna have some "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses
bring out the chairs, the buckets
and of course the water
and each team member is gonna get the opportunity
to make us laugh so hard that we spit the water out our mouths.
The team that makes you spit the most wins the game.
DJ D-Wrek, let's get to it.
- All right, so as soon as they fill their mouths up with water,
we're gonna start this up with the fellas.
- Yeah.
Nick, what's happening? How are you doing?
Angela, how are you?
Hey, real quick, I've got a question I've been
wanting to ask for a long time.
Now I get to ask.
Nelly, real quick, how good is that Ashanti, bro?
I mean, 'cause it got Irv Gotti tripping 20 years later.
I mean, he's still mad.
And you walked across national TV just to get a hug.
Y'all remember that [bleep]?
[audience laughing]
[bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- What up? Ha-ha!
What it do?
Uh...
I am-- I'm having kind of a bad day
because here on "Wild 'N Out"
Nick calls me "Maddy with the fatty."
And it kind of puts me on my feels
'cause I'm not-- you know what I mean?
Like, I went to college.
I'm not just "Maddy with the fatty."
I'm also "Maddy with the WOP."
I'm "Maddy with the..."
[Maddy gurgling]
[bell dinging]
[Nelly] - Hold on, Maddy.
I wanna thank Maddy for coming down here tonight.
[Maddy] - Always, always!
- I wanna let you know, Maddy, that I love
all black folks and white folks.
[cheers and applause]
I just wanna ask Angela, on a scale from one to America,
how free are you tonight?
[audience laughing]
- ♪ You want the girl ♪♪
[buzzer blaring]
[DJ D-Wrek] - Give it up for DC Young Fly,
ladies and gentlemen.
[DC Young Fly mockingly mimicking DJ D-Wrek]
- Stupid ass.
- I am Nick Cannon's thoughts.
Y'all know what time--
why your dread got a condom on it?
Ugly-ass girl...
[bleep] you talking about?
[buzzer blaring]
[DC Young Fly mockingly mimicking DJ D-Wrek]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, Nick.
First of all, I just wanna commend you
for being the most productive man
I've ever met in my life.
Sorry, I mean re-- reproductive.
Re-- reproductive man.
[bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
[DJ D-Wrek] - Uh-oh.
Oh!
What is going on?
- I didn't know she had all that.
All right.
- Thank you.
- What's up, Angela?
See, I've got a serious question for you.
You know, I know you grew up,
you was real family-"orientated," you know?
I'm big on family too.
- "Orientated." That's a new one.
- You was real family-"orientated."
Like I said...
[bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
[Jessie Woo sighing]
- Nick, you know, you and Nelly got so much in common.
Like, both of y'all are in music, both of y'all fine.
Another thing y'all got common is
both of y'all are known to fumble iconic women.
Mm-hmm.
Nelly fumbled Ashanti!
And you fumbled Mariah Carey and me last night.
Um, but you have Angela Simmons in front of you, correct?
Now, if you would not fumble Angela Simmons,
spits your water out.
[bell dinging]
- I'm tired of fumbling.
[cheers and applause]
- When I first saw Courtney, I thought all this was coochie.
- [audience laughing] - [bell dinging]
- So, Angela, do me one favor.
Tell me the address to Rev Run's church.
- Mm-mm.
- Well, I know I ain't the only one wondering where it is.
- [audience laughing] - [bell dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Y'all make some noise for Angela one time.
It's the Battle of the Sexes.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Nick spit the most, so the ladies win.
Make some noise for the ladies, everybody!
[cheers and applause]
[Nick] - We've got a lot more game
to play and Nelly's performing for us later.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out!
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- ♪ It's the Battle of the Sexes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And you are one of my exes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Then why you send me texts in the classroom? ♪
- Ahh!
[all] - ♪ Aw ♪
♪ Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Aw Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
[all] - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Hey, welcome back to "Wild 'N Out," y'all!
[cheers and applause]
It's the Battle of the Sexes,
and we've got Angela Simmons and Nelly in the building.
[cheers and applause]
And it's time to play a classic game called
Kick 'Em Out The Classroom.
Now you know how this goes.
DJ D-Wrek, let's go.
♪♪
[all] - ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ It's the Battle of the Sexes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And you are one of my exes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Then why you send me texts in the classroom? ♪
- Ahh!
[all] - ♪ Aw ♪
♪ Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Aw Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm the biggest cheater in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I could make the... ♪
- She's out of the classroom.
- Both of y'all--
Angela and Jessie Woo, get out the class.
[all] - ♪ Hey what we doing ♪
♪ In the classroom? ♪
- ♪ And we study philanthropy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I'm not into misanthropy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey I'm about to drink some Hennessy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪
[all] - ♪ Aw ♪
♪ Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Aw Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We about to eat some snacks in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I've got a fat cat in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And you know I'm with that cap in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Ooh hit it from the back ♪
[all] - ♪ In the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yeah you know we in the trap in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know it's what you know it's that in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know I'm learning facts in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo you know I stay strapped in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey yo I really hate your tats in the classroom ♪
♪ And I heard you got the clap in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Got an "F" for math in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey... ♪
[all] - ♪ Aw ♪
♪ Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Aw Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Down, down baby in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey somebody make some gravy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I know the haters hate me in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I-I-I-I'll see you later in the classroom ♪
[all] - ♪ Aw ♪
♪ Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Aw Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ You know I'm drawing boobs in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Oh you know I'm sending notes ♪
[all] - ♪ In the classroom ♪
- ♪ Well you know I'm on YouTube in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I get 'em all the all the dudes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know I'm eating food in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know I don't use lube in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I know they love my attitude in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I'm looking real crude in the classroom ♪
[all] - ♪ Aw ♪
♪ Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Aw Kick 'Em Out The Classroom ♪
♪ Hey what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
[Nick] - It's all good, though.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em the good news.
- Looks like the ladies got more people
kicked out of the classroom, so the fellas win.
Make some noise for the fellas, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- We up in here!
It ain't over! It's the Battle of the Sexes!
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
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- ♪ Nick wanna cheat well that's crazy ♪
♪ They all your kids so add 'em to your babies ♪
♪ Con you could tell my temper is short ♪
♪ You his child Nick add him to the child support ♪
[cheers and applause]
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- "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
It's the Battle of the Sexes.
And we've got Angela Simmons and Nelly in the building.
[cheers and applause]
So y'all know what time it is.
It's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
[all] - Wildstyle!
- Oh, yeah, free-style rapping,
but here on "Wild 'N Out," we focus on them jokes,
so each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game.
I need the ladies to step up, I need the fellas to step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with him, y'all.
[all] - Wildstyle!
- Say it with him, y'all!
[all] - Wildstyle!
- Say it with him, y'all!
[all] - Wildstyle!
- ♪ Be like andele, andele mami E.I., E.I. uh-oh ♪
♪ What's poppin' tonight? ♪
♪ I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes ♪
♪ But Mimi what the [bleep] are those? ♪
[bell dinging]
- New York in the building.
[cheers and applause]
- Let's go, Angela.
- ♪ I would hug you ♪
♪ But by the time I get back to the dressing room ♪
♪ I'd find out I'm pregnant I'm hesitant ♪
- [audience groaning] - [bell dinging]
- Is that-- was that-- was that a promise?
[bell dinging]
[Justina] - Come here, DC.
[all] - Wildstyle!
- ♪ Hell, yeah, yeah ♪
[all] - Wildstyle!
- ♪ Ugh I can tell y'all got no mojo left ♪
♪ When they rap yo I go so, so deaf ♪
♪ Boy Squad you need to fall back ♪
♪ Going Bow Wow Justina is that bitch ♪
♪ And you must be Lil' Bow Wow ♪
♪ Your whole team is irrelevant ♪
♪ Lady be so intelligent ♪
♪ You're acting so irreverent ♪
♪ Killing you with no hesitance ♪
♪ And here's a small reminder ♪
♪ They said when we rap we've gotta talk about [bleep] ♪
♪ Your team is all vagina ♪
♪ Nelly you need to just stop ♪
♪ Leaking all them videos riding your [bleep] ♪
♪ You know it's the girl squad ♪
♪ We've got the flyest mami ♪
♪ Please stop crying about Ashanti ♪
- [audience groaning] - [bell dinging]
[Conceited] - Hold on, yo.
- Yeah, we've got it. - [bell dinging]
- [cheers and applause] - What you doing?
- It sounded like she bodied y'all.
It just sounded like that.
- ♪ Bodied y'all thotties ♪
♪ We're gonna let you rap la-di-da-di ♪
♪ Nick wanna cheat well that's crazy ♪
♪ They all your kids so add 'em to your babies ♪
♪ Con you could tell my temper is short ♪
♪ You his child Nick add him to the child support ♪
♪ Ladies always body I'm coming for him ♪
♪ And with JD on the stage your ass could never win ♪
- [cheers and applause] - [bell dinging]
[Nick] - Con, can you save us?
- Listen, of course I can save us.
♪ Listen Justina you always know I've always gotta ♪
♪ Talk about that spot in your jeans ♪
♪ 'Cause everybody know your coochie is dry ♪
♪ And it was next to the washing machine ♪
[bell dinging]
- ♪ Maddy after this you're probably gonna go to ♪
♪ A Klan rally to be reciting your raps ♪
♪ You so racist you only do laundry ♪
♪ To separate the white from the blacks ♪
[bell dinging]
♪ Hey yo Nick where the hell y'all find these dudes? ♪
♪ And I swear I want a refund ♪
♪ Somebody put a booger in my Chinese food ♪
[Nick] - Let's go!
Talk that [bleep], talk that [bleep]!
- ♪ I heard both of y'all are signed to Nick ♪
♪ That's incredible ♪
♪ But I heard your [bleep] is smaller than your testicles ♪♪
[cheers and applause]
- Damn!
- It's not true! - [bell dinging]
- That's not true!
- Yo, let me know, DJ D-Wrek.
- I've gotta give that to the ladies.
Make some noise for the ladies, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- Nelly, they came and kicked our ass.
But Angela Simmons came through and took our comedy belt.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you.
- What you wanna say to the people at home
now that you stole the comedy championship belt?
- Uh, we won this. - Period.
[cheers and applause]
- Come back! Please come back!
- I'm coming back.
- There it is.
I need everybody on their feet, turn your TVs up.
It's time for a classic moment.
Y'all make some noise for my brother Nelly
and Jermaine Dupri!
[Nick and Nelly shouting]
[Nick] - Let's go, one time!
♪♪
- ♪ And a little bit of hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Want a little bit of ah, ah ♪
♪ And a little bit of oh, oh ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Just a little bit of ah, ah ♪
♪ And a little bit of oh, oh ♪
♪ Want a little bit of ♪
Yo!
- ♪ She got me up here like ♪
- ♪ I was like good gracious ass is bodacious ♪
♪ Flirtatious trying to show patience ♪
♪ I'm waitin' for the right time to shoot my steez ♪
♪ Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys ♪
♪ Then uh I'm leavin' please believe in ♪
♪ Me and the rest of my heathens ♪
♪ Got it locked at the top of the Four Seasons ♪
♪ Penthouse rooftop birds I'm feedin' ♪
♪ Yo and no deceivin' nothin' up my sleeve and... ♪♪
♪♪
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[man] - Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
One, two, three, four!
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