[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, the Old School squad
is battling the New School squad.
Starring special guest
Keith L. Williams.
With captains Bryce Vine
and Tamar Braxton.
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- All right, y'all, everybody, up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air,
and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
Welcome to "Wild 'N Out". Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- Hey, what's poppin', what's poppin', ATL?
- Y'all gotta keep it going for the sensational and amazing
"Wild 'N Out" Goddesses. Thank you, ladies.
Appreciate it. This is the home
of freestyle comedy. Two teams battling
head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
And you know what? I got a feeling
it's gon' be my team 'cause I be cheatin'!
Y'all make some noise
for team Old School!
[cheering and applause]
E-Man Hudson,
Chico Bean,
Santwon,
Bobb'e J. Thompson, Rip Micheals,
Charlie Clips,
and Karlous Miller!
[cheering and applause]
Hell of a team over there, right?
You know what? I'ma have to do it like this.
This my team over here.
We got somebody over here as a co-captain with myself
that's gon' turn up in a big way.
He rockin' with us.
He's big on the charts. He's big in the building.
Y'all make some noise for my brother,
Bryce Vine!
[cheering and applause]
Dem hits!
I want y'all to keep it going for team New School!
[cheering and applause]
Courtney, I see you,
It's your boy Kandie,
C. King,
Jessie Woo,
Mimi,
Teddy Ted!
And from "Good Boys", y'all know this brother right here.
A young actor extraordinaire, Keith L. Williams.
[cheering and applause]
And, of course, DC Young Fly.
[cheering and applause]
But you know what? I need to add
some royalty to y'all team.
- Yup, yup! - Uh-huh.
- And you know what? We gotta bow down.
When a queen is in the building,
we gotta show love and respect.
I need everybody to make some noise for the sensational,
the one and only, Miss Tamar Braxton!
[cheering and applause]
You're like a vocalist...
With acting skills, all of that.
[cheering and applause]
So you ready to do this? We gon' have some fun?
- Oh, baby, she ready.
- Oh, okay.
Y'all ready for this first game?
[cheering]
It's a game we call
So Fly!
I need both squads to step on up.
Each team member is gonna get the opportunity to step up
and tell you how fly me and Tamar actually are.
Now if it's funny and lit,
it gets a bell. [bell dings]
If it's not so lit, you know, it gets that buzzer.
[buzzer] D-Wrek, you ready?
- Yes, sir.
- The game is in your hands.
- All right, New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- Okay.
My girl, Tamar, is so fly.
[all] How fly is she?
- 'Cause out of all the Braxtons,
you the baddest one. - Eww.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Facts.
- True story. - Cheater.
- That was a'ight right there.
Nick, I got you, slim.
- Out of all the Cannons, I'm the baddest one, right?
- It's a lot of them, it's a whole bunch of Cannons.
As a matter of fact, let's do it like this.
My man Nick Cannon is so fertile.
- How fertile is he?
- He said, "Hey, Siri", and she got pregnant.
[laughter, bell dings]
- We gonna have a bunch of little iBabies.
[laughter]
- My girl, Tamar, is so fly.
- How fly is she?
- Bitch, you ain't even gotta say Braxton, you already
know who she is, Tamar. [cheering]
[bell dings]
- That's true.
- That wasn't fly enough.
Nick Cannon is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- His full name is Nicholas...
Zzz... Zzz...
[laughter]
...Cannon.
[laughter]
[buzzer]
[laughter] - Zzz-zzz-zzz-zzz?
[chatter]
- It was stupid.
- My girl, Tamar, is so fly!
- How fly is she?
- She like a student loan.
You see them men over there staring?
She keep them [bleep] "interes-ted."
Ahh! [bell dings, laughter]
[cheering]
- My man, Nick, is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- His love don't cost a thing.
That's why he got so many babies.
[bell dings, laughter]
- See what you did there, Bryce.
- Fact, fact.
- My team captain, Tamar, is so fly.
- How fly is she?
- I told her that my girlfriend broke up with me.
But, she says she's gonna set me up with her niece!
[laughter, bell dings]v
- That's lit! - Talk to 'em, Santwon.
- My boss, Nick Cannon, is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- That Jolly Saint Nick sent him a thank you card
for giving him the day off on Christmas 'cause you gotta
go to all the houses anyway.
[laughter, bell dings]
- See what he did. [rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause] DJ D-Wrek,
who was the flyest?
- I'ma give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
Tamar Braxton is way flyer than me.
We all knew that. Everybody on their feet.
Ay yo, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- Lookin' so good.
I wanna be like that part.
Be by your side.
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Over here on my squad, we got my brother Bryce Vine.
Keep it going for him, he gon' be performing later on.
Y'all got Keith L. Williams.
And y'all got the queen, the one and only Tamar Braxton.
Keep it going for her.
And we got a special game for Tamar.
Y'all know it, y'all love it.
We 'bout to get to it.
It's called Talking Spit.
Oh, yeah, we gon' have the "Wild 'N Out" Girls
bring out some chairs, some buckets, some towels
and, of course, some water, and Tamar...
You and I are gonna sit in these chairs.
- Yeah? - We gon' fill up our mouths
with water, and each team member's gonna get
the opportunity to make us laugh so hard
that we spit the water out our mouths.
Miss Braxton, please have a seat.
[cheering and applause]
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- Okay.
Cheers.
New School, you guys are up first, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
- What up, y'all?! How y'all doing?!
[cheering and applause]
[laughs]
What up, big [bleep] Nick, how you doing?!
Tamar, you're not supposed to spit, Goddamn!
[laughter]
Oh, that [bleep] Nick.
Look at Santwon, sparkly old ass over there
looking like Morris Walnut.
[laughter]
- What about nuts?
- Look at that [bleep], all he heard was nuts.
[laughter]
[buzzer]
- All right. - You go on Rick James' boots.
[laughter]
- Nick just spit.
- Oh, he spit. [bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
- Looking so good.
I wanna be like that part. Be by your side.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Ahh!
[cheering and applause]
- Ugly ass little boy, ugly ass little boy.
- DC, what are you doing?
- I'm walking like your ass [bleep].
[laughter]
[bell dings]
- Nick just spit already. [bell dings]
Hold up, Nick, you didn't see her leg
across you leaning on her ankles.
[laughter, bell dings] - They both spit.
[cheering and applause]
- Zzz... Zzz...
[laughter]
I don't care what nobody said, that joke was funny.
Nicholas Zzz... Cannon.
[clears throat]
I am Nick Cannon's thoughts.
I wonder what...
Hold up. Oh, it's my dawg.
Vince, what up, boy?
[laughter]
Oh, yeah, yeah, Tamar, she right here.
We playing Talking Spit.
Oh, that's one of your favorite games, that's crazy.
You wanna be actual what?
Oh, yeah, he say, um, if y'all wanna get back together,
just keep the water in your mouth.
[laughter, bell dings]
[laughter]
- Whoo!
- You know what, Nick? Hold on.
Got a notification.
Oh, congratulations, you got another baby
on the way, congratulations, I want to say...
Wait, hold on, damn.
Bro, you don't even pull out of driveways at this point.
You don't even throw baby showers, you throw baby storms.
[laughter]
What I wanna say, I wanna congratulate you
on being a fath--
Oh, it's a text from my mom.
Nick!
[laughter]
How could you?! [bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
I ain't calling you daddy, bro, I ain't calling you daddy.
[rapid dinging]
Y'all make some noise for Tamar Braxton.
D-Wrek, who won?
- Yo, it was real close, but Nick spit the most so Tamar
and the New School wins, make some noise for 'em.
- Tay-Tay came to play.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ♪ I'm trying the... ♪ - Huh?
- ♪ Trying to be the next Ciara ♪
- And then? - ♪ Heard you coming baby ♪
♪ On the tracks So can I be next? ♪
- ♪ Looking for a new baby daddy... ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Singer/songwriter Bryce Vine over here with the fellas.
[cheering and applause] On Old School.
He's performing later.
Over there on New School, you got Keith L. Williams
and the one and only, the voice,
Tamar Braxton over there.
[cheering and applause]
'Cause we can't have Tamar here and not play R&Beef, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
We gon' do some improv songs right here for you and y'all
gon' decide which song is the hottest, all right?
[cheering]
This time we got the topics offline
using that hashtag #WILDNOUT.
And, of course this is always
a title that connected to my name.
Baby daddies, so... [laughter]
We gon' go ahead, we gon' give that to y'all.
- That's easy. - And, Old School...
y'all got monkeypox.
- No the hell we don't. - No, we don't.
[protesting continues]
- No, don't say that, bro.
- I mean, you know what I meant.
- All right, New School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
[Mimi shouting]
[cheering and applause]
- Thank you, thank you.
So we are tired of our broke, ugly baby daddy.
So we are looking for a new baby daddy.
- Yeah! - Preferably rich.
- Nick Cannon, is it going to be you?
[laughter] DC, is it going to be you?
- I don't know. - DJ D-Wrek, nah, not you.
Drop the beat, drop the beat. [laughing]
♪♪
[vocalizing/chatter] - Snap your finger.
- ♪ I'm looking for a new baby daddy ♪
♪ I'm looking for a new baby daddy ♪
♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪
♪ Is it you? ♪ - Is it who?
- ♪ I'm not the perfect man but I can treat you right ♪
- ♪ Treat me right ♪ - ♪ I live with my mama ♪
♪ So you can spend the night ♪
- ♪ Don't care if you fat, titties on your back ♪
♪ As long as you got the funds, you can get these buns ♪
- ♪ Think I might try... ♪
♪ Trying to be the next Ciara ♪ - And then?
- ♪ Heard you coming baby I'm attract ♪
♪ So can I be next? ♪
- ♪ Looking for a new baby daddy ♪
♪ Looking for a new baby daddy ♪
♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪ - Is it who? Is it who?
[laughter]
♪ Is it you, you, you? ♪
[rapid dinging]
[cheering and applause]
[chatter]
[cheering and applause] - The main event is here.
- Man, they gonna give us monkeypox.
- They don't even know where this stuff came from,.
I know where it came-- I heard a way it came from.
- I heard. - I ain't wanna say that.
- Chico know where it came from.
- Ay DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat. - Huh?
[cheering and applause]
- Go a little something like this.
- ♪ Which one of y'all had sex with a monkey? ♪
♪ Now your skin's all bumpy ♪
♪ Which one of y'all ♪
♪ Had sex with a monkey ♪
♪ Now your skin's all bumpy ♪
♪ You got bump, bump, bumps all over your skin ♪
- ♪ What they got, what they got? ♪
♪ You got bump, bump, bumps all over your skin ♪
[Nick] That's nasty.
- ♪ Listen I said with COVID they said give me six feet ♪
♪ With monkeypox take your ass across the street ♪
♪ I got a plan ♪
♪ Do you hear what I'm saying? Ow ♪
- ♪ I said what I'm saying is no cap ♪
♪ Your skin look like bubble wrap ♪
- ♪ What's wrong? ♪
♪ You shoulda had a coat on ♪
♪ All I gotta say is hotel, motel ♪
♪ Holiday Inn ♪
♪ Don't come nowhere near us ♪
♪ If you got them bumps all over your skin ♪
♪ Which one of y'all ♪
♪ Had sex with monkey? ♪
♪ Now your skin's all bumpy ♪
♪ Which one of y'all ♪ [rapid dinging]
♪ Had sex with a monkey? ♪
♪ Now your skin's all bumpy ♪
- Personally, I related to Tamar's song
a little bit better, but you know what?
But we gon' do this the right way.
We gon' bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess
to help us deliberate so y'all can decide
which song is the best. Y'all make some noise
for Natalie one time.
[cheering and applause]
Liked the new baby daddy song personally,
but go ahead, Natalie, do your thing.
- It was a little tough, I think, I don't know,
it's up to y'all, so...
All right, let's give it up for the New School.
[cheering and applause]
Now let's give it up for the Old School.
[louder cheering and applause]
I think the Old School won.
- ♪ Now your skin's all bumpy ♪
♪ Which one of y'all ♪
♪ Had sex with a monkey ♪
♪ Now your skin's all bumpy ♪
♪ You got bump, bumps all over your skin ♪
[cheering]
- Yo, Tamar, heard you looking for a baby daddy.
For years, I been looking at that fatty.
I know you know Mariah, she gon' be mad at me.
But [bleep] that [bleep], yo, welcome to the family.
[audience reacts]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheering and applause]
We got my brother Bryce Vine performing for us a little
later there on my team. Give it up for the Old School.
[cheering and applause]
That team over there, they got some heat.
Y'all give it up for Tamar Braxton.
[cheering and applause] Keith L. Williams.
You know what it is. It's time for that bonus round.
And it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
Freestyle rapping but here on "Wild 'N Out"
we focus on them jokes, so each punchline
is gon' be one point added to your total score.
So I need the New School to step up.
Old School, step up.
Hey, DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em, y'all. [all] Wildstyle.
Wildstyle.
- Yo, Tamar, heard you looking for a baby daddy.
For years I been looking at that fatty.
And I know you know Mariah, she gon' be mad at me.
But [bleep] that [bleep], yo, welcome to the family.
[audience reacts, bell dings]
[all] Wildstyle.
Wildstyle.
- I love you, I love you.
Yo, I won't knock you out.
But if you click your heels three times,
you end up in the Waffle House.
[bell dings] They kid friendly.
But if you click your heels four times,
you gon' end up inside Denny's.
[laughter, bell dings]
And if you click your heels five times,
you gonna end up inside McDonald's.
- Now Clips really holding it down.
She click her heels nine times, she'll be at the Golden Corral.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
[loud chatter]
- No, no, y'all, let me get you back, let me get you back.
Both of y'all, shut up!
[laughter] Don't know what you been told.
But, boy, the dreads on your head have gone rogue.
Oh, damn, your scalp looks cold.
Them dreads holding on like En Vogue.
[bleep] [bell dings]
- Talk your [bleep], girl.
- Take off your hate, [bleep].
- ...Click your heels seven times.
She'll be at Applebee's.
[laughter]
- Especially when this thing stopped.
But she click her heels 11 times you know
she gon' be at the Wingstop.
[laughter, bell dings]
- She click 'em 12 time, they gon' open Chick-fil-A on Sunday.
[laughter, bell dings]
- Hold up, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
Cut the beat! [music stops]
- Oh, that Nick Cannon!
[DJ D-Wrek laughs]
Your [bleep] need a vacation.
When God said to multiply, he did not say
to father a whole nation.
[laughter, bell dings]
- She's trying to go on a vacation.
I'm just trying to go on a vacation.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I'm gonna have to give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
Yo, Bryce, what you wanna say to the people, man, you won!
- Just to be nominated is an honor, thank you so much.
[laughter]
- But I'd say, yo, we had so much fun with Tamar.
This is family for real.
What you wanna say to the people?
- Ooh, I love y'all so much, I been dying
to get on "Wild 'N Out", y'all made it amazing
for me. I love y'all so much.
- There it is. Tamar Braxton.
I need everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up and make some noise
for my brother Bryce Vine.
[music and applause]
- ♪ Missy when skiing with the COVID ♪
♪ She just want to fly with no wings ♪
♪ Baby cut the lime on the sofa ♪
♪ She don't want to swim when the salt's in ♪
♪ She's just so in touch with the culture ♪
♪ Why you need a job when you got dreams ♪
♪ Momentary thing, it's a gold rush ♪
♪ Everything is good it's a gold rush ♪
♪ Trying to treat the past like it never happened ♪
♪ Dressing up for fall when it summer fashion ♪
♪ She just want to post she don't want attachments ♪
♪ Leave delete the post for a better caption ♪♪
♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
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