1 00:00:03,702 --> 00:00:06,500 - Well, then what would you say? - She's a quitter. 2 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:08,630 You know what? I don't even care! 3 00:00:08,707 --> 00:00:11,403 And that proves my point. Because you don't care, you never succeed. 4 00:00:11,476 --> 00:00:15,810 - Right. Failed. - Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor. 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,178 Okay, I did try. It just didn't happen to work out. 6 00:00:18,249 --> 00:00:20,615 It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough. 7 00:00:20,685 --> 00:00:23,313 Oh, thank you! That's my dad, everybody! 8 00:00:23,388 --> 00:00:26,118 - Great! - Okay, I just killed three very large rats... 9 00:00:26,191 --> 00:00:28,159 that were stuck in glue traps. 10 00:00:28,226 --> 00:00:30,126 - Good work. - No, no, that's not good. 11 00:00:30,195 --> 00:00:33,460 I am done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar! 12 00:00:33,531 --> 00:00:36,261 - That's why we call it "Charlie work." - No, dude. Not Charlie work. 13 00:00:36,334 --> 00:00:40,168 There's an emotional toll that comes out of this. I mean, you kill one of those... 14 00:00:40,238 --> 00:00:42,502 - Are you kidding me? - What? What? 15 00:00:42,574 --> 00:00:44,565 You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you. 16 00:00:44,642 --> 00:00:47,873 - What is he talking about? - If you want to smoke, you should have to take it outside. 17 00:00:47,946 --> 00:00:50,210 - That's it. I'm done with this. - It's a bar. 18 00:00:50,281 --> 00:00:52,215 - Yeah. It's a bar, dude. - Charlie, I think you're right. 19 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:55,343 - I think maybe we should ban smoking in here. - What are you talking about? 20 00:00:55,420 --> 00:00:57,354 - That's completely ridiculous. - How is that ridiculous? 21 00:00:57,422 --> 00:00:59,356 There are smoking bans in a lot of states now. 22 00:00:59,424 --> 00:01:01,551 Uh, yes. And it's completely un-American. 23 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:03,651 If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar. 24 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:05,958 I work in this bar. I work here. 25 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:07,964 But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here. 26 00:01:08,032 --> 00:01:11,195 Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom. They strip 'em away from smokers. 27 00:01:11,269 --> 00:01:13,999 Look, I didn't go to Vietnam... 28 00:01:14,072 --> 00:01:17,473 just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me. 29 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:21,911 You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop! 30 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:24,244 And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop! 31 00:01:24,315 --> 00:01:26,249 - Oh, my God! You're out of your mind. - Look, look. 32 00:01:26,317 --> 00:01:29,616 The point is that if Charlie took any time to study in school... 33 00:01:29,687 --> 00:01:33,521 he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face. 34 00:01:33,591 --> 00:01:37,027 You gotta be... You don't know shit about the Constitution, man. 35 00:01:37,095 --> 00:01:40,428 - He knows more than you two un-American freedom haters. - Thank you. 36 00:01:40,498 --> 00:01:42,432 - Charlie, we hate freedom. Ew, we hate it. - Hate it. 37 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,526 - I'm un-American? - You're practically a Vietcong. 38 00:01:45,603 --> 00:01:47,935 Oh, is that right? Okay, you wanna talk America? 39 00:01:48,006 --> 00:01:50,907 You wanna learn a little something about America? Dee, let's roll out of here. 40 00:01:50,975 --> 00:01:55,571 - Where are we going? - We're gonna go America all over their asses! 41 00:02:28,213 --> 00:02:31,114 It is time for the truth! 42 00:02:31,182 --> 00:02:36,119 Five million people will die this year of smoking-related illnesses! 43 00:02:36,187 --> 00:02:39,953 These body bags, these represent the number of people... 44 00:02:40,024 --> 00:02:43,585 that will die in this city alone today! 45 00:02:43,661 --> 00:02:47,927 It doesn't have to be this way! Let's make smoking history! 46 00:02:47,999 --> 00:02:49,933 Yeah! 47 00:02:50,001 --> 00:02:52,299 Yeah! 48 00:02:53,538 --> 00:02:55,768 - Yeah! Yeah, man! - Yeah. 49 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,308 U.S.A., baby! Whoo! 50 00:02:58,376 --> 00:03:00,401 - That's what America's all about, Dee! - Yeah. 51 00:03:00,478 --> 00:03:02,742 - Right here! This is the U.S. A! - Oh, my God! 52 00:03:02,814 --> 00:03:05,214 That guy really knew how to pull an audience. 53 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:08,343 I tell you what. Let's get in on this. 54 00:03:08,419 --> 00:03:11,650 - Hey, bro. Great job out there, man. - Oh, thanks. 55 00:03:11,723 --> 00:03:14,191 You really... You had me like hook, line and sinker with that... 56 00:03:14,259 --> 00:03:17,786 It was awesome, dude. It was awesome. So, look, I want in on the cause. 57 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:21,354 Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site and you can check out... 58 00:03:21,432 --> 00:03:24,890 No, I don't want to do that. I wanna be on the front lines like you, bro. 59 00:03:24,969 --> 00:03:28,336 - I wanna be, like, you know, join the team or something. - Naw, it's really complicated. 60 00:03:28,406 --> 00:03:32,240 - There's a lot of red tape. You really can't... - Uh, excuse me, sir. 61 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:34,642 But just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 62 00:03:34,712 --> 00:03:37,704 Oh, dude. This is just an acting gig. 63 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,182 Like, I'm not really part of any cause. 64 00:03:40,251 --> 00:03:42,048 - Oh, you're an actor? - Mm-hmm. 65 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,351 - Oh. But not a real one? - What the hell is that supposed to mean? 66 00:03:45,423 --> 00:03:48,324 No, just... I mean, you're on the sidewalk. 67 00:03:48,393 --> 00:03:51,521 Oh, right. Like you know what you're talking about. How old are you? Like, 40? 68 00:03:51,596 --> 00:03:53,757 I live in New York, okay? 69 00:03:53,831 --> 00:03:57,198 Street theater is the only organized artistic expression that we have... 70 00:03:57,268 --> 00:03:59,702 What a crock of shit, man! You're living a lie, bro! 71 00:03:59,771 --> 00:04:02,535 - Dude, relax. - Oh, relax? Oh, I'm gonna... 72 00:04:02,607 --> 00:04:05,599 You're gonna throw with me? Little actor boy, you wanna throw with a patriot? 73 00:04:05,677 --> 00:04:08,237 - Back off! Back off! - I'm not 40. 74 00:04:08,313 --> 00:04:11,771 - I don't need this. - Get in your van. Get in your van and go, okay? 75 00:04:11,849 --> 00:04:15,046 'Cause I'll throw down! I'll throw down any day of the week! 76 00:04:15,119 --> 00:04:17,713 Get in your little van and drive out of my face! Okay? 77 00:04:17,789 --> 00:04:20,781 Before I go America all over your ass! 78 00:04:23,161 --> 00:04:25,629 You know what? Screw Dee and Charlie. 79 00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:28,860 I'm sick of people telling us what we can and can't do with our own bar, you know? 80 00:04:28,933 --> 00:04:30,867 What happened to this country? 81 00:04:30,935 --> 00:04:32,903 Why can't we stay open past 2:00 a. M? 82 00:04:32,971 --> 00:04:36,702 Yes! And why can't we sell booze before noon on Sunday? 83 00:04:36,774 --> 00:04:39,265 These are the kind of puritanical restrictions that are killing this country. 84 00:04:39,344 --> 00:04:42,609 This is why people flock to places like Las Vegas... 85 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,477 and New Orleans and spring break. 86 00:04:44,549 --> 00:04:47,245 Because they're free to go wild. The girls go wild. 87 00:04:47,318 --> 00:04:49,252 The girls in Philly need a place to go wild. 88 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,778 - Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm. - Tragic. 89 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:55,587 - We need to open up Paddy's as a haven for freedom. - Yes. 90 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:59,892 - A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans. - We should have gambling too. 91 00:04:59,964 --> 00:05:01,932 - And we should have gambling too. - Sure. 92 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,833 - I'm gonna get the ball rolling. - Okay, great. 93 00:05:04,902 --> 00:05:08,303 We will open up Paddy's as the most American bar in all of America! 94 00:05:08,373 --> 00:05:11,171 - A place with absolute freedom! - With no gambling restrictions. 95 00:05:11,242 --> 00:05:14,734 Yeah, sure, whatever. Listen, dude. We should head down to sorority houses, right? 96 00:05:14,812 --> 00:05:17,406 Spread the word, you know? Hand out some leaflets or something. 97 00:05:17,482 --> 00:05:20,974 - No, Mac. We should go to the library. - The library? Why? 98 00:05:21,052 --> 00:05:24,351 Yeah, because at sorority houses you're gonna find nothing but tramps and whores. 99 00:05:24,422 --> 00:05:26,287 - Those girls are already wild. - Perfect! 100 00:05:26,357 --> 00:05:29,190 No, no. Mac, you're not listening to me. 101 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:31,728 We don't want wild girls. 102 00:05:31,796 --> 00:05:35,425 We want real girls going wild. 103 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:39,493 It's important to see the transition. You want to watch the process. 104 00:05:42,106 --> 00:05:45,564 Dee, what the hell is the point of this stretching? 105 00:05:45,643 --> 00:05:47,577 Charlie, if we're gonna put on our own demonstration... 106 00:05:47,645 --> 00:05:49,943 then your body needs to be in tip-top shape out there. 107 00:05:50,014 --> 00:05:53,973 - My body is in tip-top shape. - Well, maybe for a small, fat person. Not for an actor. 108 00:05:54,052 --> 00:05:56,486 - Fat person? - A chunky... chunky... 109 00:05:56,554 --> 00:05:58,647 - A chunky person? Where are you getting that? - A husky person. 110 00:05:58,723 --> 00:06:01,783 Since when? Oh! 111 00:06:01,859 --> 00:06:04,054 - Really? - You know what? All right, forget it. 112 00:06:04,128 --> 00:06:06,062 - I'm not an actor anyway. - I know. 113 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:10,396 Yeah. Well, then I'm a protestor, right? I'm a patriot. Give me that. 114 00:06:10,468 --> 00:06:12,163 - Okay. - That's my bag. 115 00:06:12,236 --> 00:06:14,363 What I need from you is for you to feed me some lines. 116 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:16,373 - I can feed you lines. - And then I'll go from there. 117 00:06:16,441 --> 00:06:18,534 - I just don't need all the... - I can take over. 118 00:06:18,609 --> 00:06:21,169 - What do you want me to do? - Let's focus on finding your breath. 119 00:06:21,245 --> 00:06:24,043 - What? - Where is your breath? 120 00:06:24,115 --> 00:06:26,879 - In my mouth? - No, it starts in your chest. 121 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:30,512 - You got to focus on your diaphragm. - What the hell's a diaphragm? 122 00:06:30,588 --> 00:06:33,421 - Right here. Putting your diaphragm... - No. The diaphragm is a... 123 00:06:33,491 --> 00:06:36,756 - No. Really? That's all you know? - It blocks the babies out. 124 00:06:36,828 --> 00:06:39,388 Okay, yeah. That's what... How'd you make it this far in life? 125 00:06:39,464 --> 00:06:42,433 Look, Dee, this is ridiculous. Let's just get out there. Let's speak the truth. 126 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,594 Let's kick a little ass America style. We'll get all up in it! 127 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:47,865 I'm trying to protect you. I don't want you freezing up out there. 128 00:06:47,939 --> 00:06:50,840 - What? Freezing up? - Yeah. 129 00:06:50,908 --> 00:06:53,103 All those people staring at you and judging you... 130 00:06:53,177 --> 00:06:57,238 and-and-and-and not liking the stuff and talking about you. 131 00:06:57,315 --> 00:07:00,876 - Are you serious? - Yeah, I am. Your body could betray you... 132 00:07:00,952 --> 00:07:03,182 - in any number of ways... - Like how? 133 00:07:03,254 --> 00:07:07,054 You know, one of... Locking up and maybe throwing up and stuff. 134 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:09,559 - Really? - Yeah. You want to find your breath? 135 00:07:09,627 --> 00:07:12,391 - Yeah. - Yeah. 136 00:07:12,463 --> 00:07:14,693 It's in my mouth. 137 00:07:14,765 --> 00:07:17,029 One, two, three! 138 00:07:17,101 --> 00:07:19,365 - Hey! - Oh, my God! 139 00:07:19,437 --> 00:07:22,565 - You girls have gone wild! You've gone wild! - You went wild! 140 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,404 - You're wild! Way to go! - You girls went wild! 141 00:07:25,476 --> 00:07:27,876 Nice. This is what it was like to have a bar in New Orleans, bro. 142 00:07:27,945 --> 00:07:30,175 Oh, man! New Orleans really had their shit figured out! 143 00:07:30,248 --> 00:07:32,580 - Oh, they totally had their shit figured out. - Yeah! 144 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:35,380 - Except for the levees. - Right, yeah. Except for the levees. 145 00:07:35,453 --> 00:07:37,648 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and the evacuation plan. 146 00:07:37,722 --> 00:07:40,623 - Hey, oh! - Oh! You've gone wild! 147 00:07:40,691 --> 00:07:42,591 - You've gone wild! - You've gone wild! You went wild! 148 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,525 - This is what America's all about! - This is America! 149 00:07:44,595 --> 00:07:46,620 - We have set up an American utopia! - Yeah! 150 00:07:46,697 --> 00:07:49,598 That could be a bit of a problem back there though. 151 00:07:52,136 --> 00:07:56,937 - Yeah, that could get weird. - Yeah, it's really smoky. 152 00:07:57,008 --> 00:07:59,909 I didn't want to say it because of the spirit of this whole thing. But I think you're right. 153 00:07:59,977 --> 00:08:02,138 - It's a little much. - These fellows don't mess around. 154 00:08:02,213 --> 00:08:05,273 This is high-stakes shit. You think you can get one... 155 00:08:05,349 --> 00:08:08,841 of these white broads to come over and do a table dance for Alan and the boys? 156 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,388 No table dances, okay? That's what we were worried about. 157 00:08:11,455 --> 00:08:14,549 Listen, Frank. If you can keep those guys as far jammed into that corner as possible... 158 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,991 - Push 'em into the corner. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Segregation! 159 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:21,259 That's segregation! That's not what this is all about. America is a melting pot. 160 00:08:21,332 --> 00:08:24,096 - But it might be good to set up some boundaries. - Boundaries? 161 00:08:24,168 --> 00:08:26,932 Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth. 162 00:08:27,004 --> 00:08:29,404 Stalin's mouth? That is not what we're talking about. We're just saying... 163 00:08:29,473 --> 00:08:32,670 - I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin? - How do you not know? 164 00:08:32,743 --> 00:08:34,768 Listen, man. Just keep them under control. 165 00:08:34,845 --> 00:08:36,972 You betcha. Oh, here. 166 00:08:37,048 --> 00:08:41,314 They want you to play this Vietnamese music. They don't like what's playing here. 167 00:08:41,385 --> 00:08:44,354 Okay, listen. Compromise. Tonight we keep things the way they are. 168 00:08:44,422 --> 00:08:46,356 Tomorrow night, we'll play this shit. 169 00:08:46,424 --> 00:08:48,858 Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan... 170 00:08:48,926 --> 00:08:53,090 is just about to bet his wife's glass eye in the next hand. 171 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:59,097 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to speak the truth. 172 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,661 We're not gonna spout a bunch of words that are facts... 173 00:09:01,739 --> 00:09:04,572 like some big jerk from New York who thinks he's great. 174 00:09:04,642 --> 00:09:08,578 We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation. 175 00:09:08,646 --> 00:09:11,137 Hello, young man. I'm a bigwig from Big Tobacco. 176 00:09:11,215 --> 00:09:15,208 I work over here at T.J. Boris. Can I offer you a cigarette? 177 00:09:19,957 --> 00:09:23,324 Goddamn it, Charlie! 178 00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:33,703 Let's try and look at the bright side here. 179 00:09:33,771 --> 00:09:35,705 This music sounds like whales raping each other. 180 00:09:35,773 --> 00:09:38,606 It does. It does indeed. But the T-shirts are working. 181 00:09:38,676 --> 00:09:42,373 Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped. 182 00:09:42,446 --> 00:09:44,744 You give her a free T-shirt and videotape it, and the clothes come right off. 183 00:09:44,815 --> 00:09:46,908 - I love this country. Hey, yo! - Yeah. 184 00:09:46,984 --> 00:09:49,646 - Hey, sweetie. You want a T-shirt? - Okay. 185 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,314 All right. 186 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:53,982 - What? Why'd you stop? - What's wrong? 187 00:09:54,058 --> 00:09:56,458 - What's wrong? - What happened? 188 00:09:56,527 --> 00:09:58,791 - Whoa! Come on, pal! - Dude. 189 00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:01,423 - What are you doing? - You're blowing up our spot! 190 00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:03,933 - You're just standing there? - Take a walk! 191 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:06,663 Maybe it's time we set up some rules. 192 00:10:06,737 --> 00:10:10,104 - We can't do that. No rules. - Your father is killing our freedom! 193 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,472 - I know! I know! - Hey. Hey, you still want that T-shirt? 194 00:10:12,543 --> 00:10:14,443 - Yeah. - Yeah? All right. 195 00:10:14,512 --> 00:10:17,140 - Okay, any time you're ready. - Okay. 196 00:10:18,449 --> 00:10:20,713 - Oh, what? What's wrong now? - Ruined again! 197 00:10:20,785 --> 00:10:24,050 - Whoa! Jesus! - Hey, man. 198 00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:26,954 - I thought you guys were in jail. - Parole. 199 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:31,393 We heard you guys have a, uh, "anything goes" type situation here. 200 00:10:31,462 --> 00:10:34,431 - Can we get a couple glasses of milk? - What? No. 201 00:10:34,498 --> 00:10:36,966 - No. You can't have milk. - You can't have milk. No. 202 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:40,003 - Come on, man. - Oh, for... You know what? Get out of here. 203 00:10:40,071 --> 00:10:45,099 Could you guys go over there for a second? We gotta talk for a second. If you could just... 204 00:10:46,744 --> 00:10:48,871 - What are we gonna do? - I did not see this coming. 205 00:10:48,946 --> 00:10:51,244 We cannot have the McPoyle brothers in here creeping everybody out. 206 00:10:51,315 --> 00:10:54,807 What if Charlie comes in here? He sent them to jail. They may be planning to stab him. 207 00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:56,819 They bang each other, Dennis. 208 00:10:56,887 --> 00:11:00,288 And they bang each other. They bang each other's... 209 00:11:00,358 --> 00:11:03,054 All right, let's set up a couple rules. We'll set up a couple rules. 210 00:11:03,127 --> 00:11:07,894 Okay, guys, you can stay. But none of your weird shit. 211 00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:09,728 I don't follow. 212 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,598 All right, listen. We've heard some things about you two. 213 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:17,039 I'm not gonna get into the specifics. We just don't want it in the bar, okay? 214 00:11:18,476 --> 00:11:21,604 It's a free country, bitch. 215 00:11:31,055 --> 00:11:33,523 We may have a problem on our hands, dude. 216 00:11:33,591 --> 00:11:35,923 Do we have any sharp knives? 217 00:11:35,993 --> 00:11:39,929 - What? - These guys are maniacs. They wanna start bettin' fingers. 218 00:11:39,997 --> 00:11:42,056 - Fingers? - What are you talking about? 219 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,931 If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna start chopping off his fingers. 220 00:11:45,002 --> 00:11:47,732 - I've never seen anything like it in my life! - This has gone way too far! 221 00:11:47,805 --> 00:11:50,296 - This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go! - Bullshit! 222 00:11:50,374 --> 00:11:52,433 You are killing our freedom, man! 223 00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:55,206 This is what freedom's all about. I'm living on the edge. 224 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,213 Okay, we're gonna find a compromise here, all right? 225 00:11:57,281 --> 00:12:00,409 - Uh, we'll take the bar and you can have the basement! - Yes! 226 00:12:00,484 --> 00:12:01,951 You want to put me in the basement? 227 00:12:02,019 --> 00:12:04,487 - Yeah. You can do whatever you want! - Anything goes in the basement! 228 00:12:04,555 --> 00:12:07,615 - If I go in the basement, I can do anything I want? - Anything you want! 229 00:12:07,691 --> 00:12:10,785 - No holds barred? There's no limits? - No limits! 230 00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:14,058 - None. - All right. I'll take the basement. 231 00:12:14,131 --> 00:12:18,397 - Great. - And now, if you don't mind, I'll take those knives. 232 00:12:18,469 --> 00:12:22,235 - All right. Get the knives. - Yeah. And use 'em. 233 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:29,208 What the hell happened in here? 234 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,271 Looks likeJonestown. 235 00:12:31,348 --> 00:12:34,749 - Oh, look who it is! - Come to join the party, huh? 236 00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:36,980 - No. We came back to work. - Oh, have you? 237 00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:39,614 - I guess the strike's over, Mac. - The workers have returned. 238 00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:42,523 Uh, I wasn't on strike, okay? I still need to make a living. 239 00:12:42,593 --> 00:12:46,290 What in the hell has been going on in here? And where is that music coming from? 240 00:12:46,363 --> 00:12:49,161 From the basement. Frank and the boys have been rocking all night long. 241 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,326 - Doing what? - I have no idea. But I bet it's fun. 242 00:12:51,402 --> 00:12:53,393 We've had a line of 50 people outside every night. 243 00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:55,666 Yep. See, our bar is about fun and freedom. 244 00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:57,673 I don't know if you guys have ever heard of that. Freedom? 245 00:12:57,741 --> 00:13:02,075 Yeah. Stick around, bitches. You might learn something about the good old U.S. Of"A." 246 00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:04,011 Hey, Charles. 247 00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:06,481 - Holy shit! - How's it hanging? 248 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:09,041 What? No! What? No! What are these guys doing here? 249 00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:11,451 Charlie, settle. 250 00:13:11,522 --> 00:13:14,491 Yeah, man. Chillax. We're cool. 251 00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:16,492 Bump it. 252 00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:19,629 - No. I'm not gonna bump your... Please go. - No. 253 00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:23,098 Please walk away. Please walk away from me. Please walk away from me. 254 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,795 Walk away. 255 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:28,361 How could you do this to me? 256 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:31,806 Okay, Charlie. We don't want them in the bar either, okay? But freedom has a price. 257 00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:33,810 The McPoyles are probably gonna stab me. 258 00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:37,177 If freedom has its price... I can't believe you guys! You know what? 259 00:13:37,248 --> 00:13:40,046 Let me kick down a little thing to you that our founding fathers kicked down to me. 260 00:13:40,117 --> 00:13:45,680 It goes, "Don't tread on me." And right now you guys are treading all over me! 261 00:13:45,756 --> 00:13:47,553 - Dee, let's roll. - I don't want to go with you. 262 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,217 - What? - Mm-mmm. 263 00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:51,591 - You're my actor. I need you. - But you're so bad at protesting. 264 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,960 - Come on, Dee. You're my actor. - I don't want to go. 265 00:13:54,031 --> 00:13:55,589 - Now you're treading on me! - I'm not treading on you. 266 00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:57,600 Yeah, you are. You're treading on me. And you're not supposed to! 267 00:13:57,668 --> 00:14:01,434 - I don't want to go. - Are you kidding me? Is everyone gonna tread on me? 268 00:14:01,505 --> 00:14:04,963 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. 269 00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:26,924 So you're still trying to be an actor then? 270 00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:29,261 - Shut your mouth, Dennis. - So now I can call her a failure. 271 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,528 - I am not a failure. - Dennis, what is it that you call it... 272 00:14:31,602 --> 00:14:34,127 - when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? - Oh, yeah. 273 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:36,695 - Uh, that would, in fact, be a failure. - Dee's a failure. 274 00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:39,038 Okay. You want to see some acting? You want to see some acting? 275 00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:43,547 Guess what. I am gonna act the shit out of somebody's ass. 276 00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:48,448 So here's the thing, Artemis. I know last time we saw each other... 277 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:51,248 things got kind of awkward when you licked my brother's face. 278 00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:53,551 But I need some help from an actor... 279 00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:57,457 'cause I've been doing this gig with my friend Charlie, and he is really bringing me down. 280 00:14:57,527 --> 00:15:01,429 - Oh. Not everyone has the gift. - Hmm. 281 00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:03,625 Want to smoke some hash? 282 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:08,137 No. Thank you. So can you help me here? 283 00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:10,263 - What's the venue? - The sidewalk. 284 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,934 - I don't do sidewalks. - Okay. See, that's what I thought. 285 00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:15,341 But then I realized if you think about it... 286 00:15:15,412 --> 00:15:19,815 street performing, it's the last true form of organic artistic expression. 287 00:15:19,883 --> 00:15:22,909 - Is that so? - Yes. I think you and I need to get out there. 288 00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:25,648 We need to prove to the world that we still got it. 289 00:15:25,722 --> 00:15:28,520 Sweet, Sweet Dee... 290 00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:31,959 it's not something you can lose, okay? 291 00:15:32,028 --> 00:15:34,326 Right. So let's go show the world. 292 00:15:34,397 --> 00:15:37,264 Is there any nudity involved? 293 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:40,770 - No. - Can there be? 294 00:15:40,837 --> 00:15:43,772 No. 295 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,035 I'll do it anyway. 296 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:55,713 I don't understand this. 297 00:15:55,785 --> 00:15:59,152 McPoyles. McPoyles everywhere, dude. 298 00:15:59,222 --> 00:16:01,986 Girls don't want to go wild in this environment, not even for T-shirts! 299 00:16:02,058 --> 00:16:06,119 - Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something. - What? 300 00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:08,027 - She's mute, dude. - Mute? 301 00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:09,895 Okay, what? 302 00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:12,526 - She wants to show you her boobies. - What? 303 00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,229 - No! No! No! - No. No. 304 00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,898 Trust me. They're top-notch. 305 00:16:16,973 --> 00:16:18,565 - Goddamn it! Goddamn it! - That is disgusting! 306 00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:20,303 - What is wrong with you people? - That's your sister! 307 00:16:20,377 --> 00:16:24,939 Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves. 308 00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:27,142 Society has the problem. 309 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:33,580 Where do you keep your Pledge? 310 00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:35,591 - Get out of here. - Get the hell out of here. 311 00:16:35,659 --> 00:16:38,321 - Go away. Go with your brother and sister. - Take a walk. 312 00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:41,091 Dee, thank you so much for this acting opportunity. 313 00:16:41,164 --> 00:16:44,292 I can tell it is going to be a glorious performance. 314 00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:47,768 Those guys are full of shit, Artemis. There's not 50 people here. 315 00:16:47,837 --> 00:16:50,431 - Focus, Dee, focus! - But that's the reason why we're here. 316 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:53,476 - Those guys said there would be a big crowd. - We'll draw them in. 317 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:58,173 All right. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please gather around. 318 00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:01,342 You're about to see an original street performance. 319 00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:04,683 Take yourselves to the foggy streets of London. 320 00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:06,585 The year is 1888. 321 00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:10,786 There's a killer on the loose. His name, Jack the Ripper. 322 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:15,160 Two women walking alone home from a holiday cotillion. 323 00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:17,859 I say... 324 00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:20,061 Get out of here! Get out of here! 325 00:17:20,136 --> 00:17:22,434 - If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die! - What are you doing? 326 00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:25,303 We're protesting the bar! Attica! Attica! 327 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,310 Attica, man! Attica, man! 328 00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:31,040 - Attica, man! Attica! - What are you doing? 329 00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:34,606 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man! What are you doing? - Tying off. 330 00:17:34,684 --> 00:17:36,777 No! No! No! Go tie off somewhere else! 331 00:17:36,853 --> 00:17:39,253 - I thought we could do whatever we want. - Give me the hose. 332 00:17:39,322 --> 00:17:41,290 Give me the little rubber hose. Whoa, he's got a knife! 333 00:17:41,357 --> 00:17:43,689 Okay, great. He's got a knife. Of course he does! Why not? 334 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,955 You know what? Keep the little rubber hose! Good luck with that. 335 00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:48,793 Good life decision, man. 336 00:17:48,865 --> 00:17:50,799 Mac, I think we gave people too much freedom. 337 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,801 Yeah, you're right, man. I'll call the cops. 338 00:17:52,869 --> 00:17:55,167 No, no, no, no, no. We can't call the cops. That's admitting failure. 339 00:17:55,238 --> 00:17:57,536 Dennis, we gave people too much freedom. That's the problem! 340 00:17:57,607 --> 00:18:01,202 - All they do is exploit it! - It's becomes anarchy. That is not what America is all about. 341 00:18:01,277 --> 00:18:05,304 - No. - I mean, America is... Oh, my God! 342 00:18:06,649 --> 00:18:08,583 Yeah. 343 00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:17,086 Come on, Dee! Don't quit! Come on. We just rocked out there, Dee! 344 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,357 - Oh, we did? Yeah, we did. - Don't be a quitter. Okay? 345 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,762 I don't care. I don't want to act anymore. I quit. I want to drink. 346 00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:25,460 - That's what I would like to do for the rest of my life. - Don't give up. 347 00:18:25,535 --> 00:18:28,299 - Why don't you leave me alone? - Can you imagine an America where everyone just gives up? 348 00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:29,963 - I don't care. - Okay, great. Let's just give up! 349 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:32,940 - All right, Charlie. - Have you come to gloat and shove it in my face? 350 00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:35,375 - No. - No, it's okay. You can. You know why? 351 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:37,970 - 'Cause I give up. I'm living in give-up America now. - What are you talking about? 352 00:18:38,047 --> 00:18:40,481 - Will you shut up? - Look at this! I'm gonna be a smoker too. 353 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,348 - You don't have to smoke, Charlie. - No, we can. You know why? 354 00:18:43,419 --> 00:18:46,980 'Cause we give up. We live in give-up America. I live in give-up America. 355 00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:49,490 We're living in America... Hey, Ryan. How are you doing? 356 00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:52,119 Look, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but if you're not too busy... 357 00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:54,629 showering in your brother's urine or plotting your revenge against me... 358 00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:56,460 you mind lighting my cigarette? 359 00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:59,058 Thanks, bro. Hey, Liam. I'm sorry I sent you to jail, man. 360 00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:03,401 But any time you wanna stab me, it'd be really great for me. 361 00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:07,307 - That's what you get, Charlie! - Whoa, hey! Get the hell out of here! 362 00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:09,470 - You get fork stabbed! - Get out! 363 00:19:09,546 --> 00:19:12,913 - Fork stabbed! - Get out! 364 00:19:12,982 --> 00:19:14,916 - And don't try to mess with us 'cause now we're even! - Get out of here! 365 00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:16,918 Nobody messes with the McPoyles! 366 00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:19,079 Oh, you had to make a scene, Charlie! 367 00:19:19,155 --> 00:19:21,817 You had to run your mouth in front of psychopaths, didn't you? 368 00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,121 - I just got stabbed with a fork! - Whose fault is that, Captain America? 369 00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:26,253 - Way to go! - It's Dee's fault for quitting on me. 370 00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:28,263 - Oh, it's Dee's fault! - How is it... 371 00:19:28,331 --> 00:19:30,526 Maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything! 372 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,262 - Here we go with this again. - Everybody pass the buck! Pass the blame! 373 00:19:33,336 --> 00:19:36,362 Dennis, we have to admit, it's over. It's done. 374 00:19:36,439 --> 00:19:38,669 We gotta get all of these assholes out of here right now. 375 00:19:38,741 --> 00:19:42,609 Dee, you get everybody out of the bar. Charlie, you're a disappointment. 376 00:19:42,679 --> 00:19:44,772 Come on. Let's go get everybody out of the basement. 377 00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:47,681 God only knows what's going on down there. 378 00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:20,606 I'll call the cops. 379 00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:22,617 Frank! 0 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,700