1 00:00:13,473 --> 00:00:15,373 I like what I'm seeing here! 2 00:00:15,441 --> 00:00:17,874 - I like what you're doing right now! - I like what you're doing! 3 00:00:17,942 --> 00:00:20,034 - I like what you're doing! - I like what we're all doing! 4 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:22,738 - I like this guy! - This is insane! 5 00:00:22,812 --> 00:00:25,439 - I know! - This is good! This is a good scene! 6 00:00:25,514 --> 00:00:28,414 - I've never seen so many beautiful people in my life! - Hey, check it out! 7 00:00:28,483 --> 00:00:31,008 Even Sweet Dee's getting lucky! 8 00:00:31,085 --> 00:00:34,280 That dude's gonna bang your sister, bro. 9 00:00:34,353 --> 00:00:37,185 - This is good, man. I feel good. - You look good, brother. 10 00:00:37,255 --> 00:00:39,587 No, no, no, no. I feel better than good. 11 00:00:39,657 --> 00:00:43,854 - You know, I feel like, um... I feel like dancing. - Whoa, it feels good, man! 12 00:00:43,927 --> 00:00:45,916 - You should. - I feel like dancing! 13 00:00:45,994 --> 00:00:48,792 - Get out there, buddy. Make it happen. Nice. - I feel like dancing! 14 00:00:51,532 --> 00:00:53,465 I love that little man. 15 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:55,524 This is great. I mean, what's going on? 16 00:00:55,602 --> 00:00:58,364 - This is, like, the greatest night Paddy's has ever seen. - I know! 17 00:01:00,104 --> 00:01:03,095 - Kind of a young crowd, right? - Yeah! 18 00:01:03,173 --> 00:01:05,300 - Really, really young. - Mm-hmm. 19 00:01:06,976 --> 00:01:09,536 What, do you think these kids are in college or what? 20 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:13,637 I don't know. Hey. You. How old are you? 21 00:01:13,714 --> 00:01:15,772 Twenty-one? 22 00:01:19,017 --> 00:01:21,451 Everybody, out! 23 00:01:48,504 --> 00:01:50,665 But I don't understand how you guys could let this happen. 24 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:52,763 It was not my fault. I was working behind the bar. 25 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,331 Come on, Dennis. You remember what it was like in high school. 26 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:57,501 The minute we caught word that a bar wasn't carding... 27 00:01:57,577 --> 00:01:59,874 we would just pack the place the following weekend. 28 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,436 They probably had a recon crew come in last week. 29 00:02:02,514 --> 00:02:05,072 - They definitely had... - Why, you guys? Why were we not carding? 30 00:02:05,148 --> 00:02:06,877 - Not my job. - Not my job either. 31 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:10,146 It's all of our jobs. We could get into a lot of trouble for this. 32 00:02:10,219 --> 00:02:14,382 And we also have a social responsibility to keep teenagers from drinking. 33 00:02:14,455 --> 00:02:16,445 I guess. 34 00:02:18,858 --> 00:02:20,882 - I don't know about that though. - Oh, Mac! 35 00:02:20,959 --> 00:02:23,792 - Mac, don't. - Hold on a second. Hear me out. 36 00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:28,423 It wasn't that long ago that we were in the same position as these youngsters, right? 37 00:02:28,499 --> 00:02:31,660 I mean, we'd get kicked out of some bar, and what did we do, Den? 38 00:02:31,733 --> 00:02:34,257 We would get a bunch of 40s from a homeless guy... 39 00:02:34,335 --> 00:02:36,269 and we'd go sit in some park, right? 40 00:02:36,337 --> 00:02:38,566 - That is true. That is absolutely true. - And what would happen? 41 00:02:38,638 --> 00:02:42,937 We would almost get raped and/or murdered and/or stabbed by crackheads in Fairmount Park. 42 00:02:43,008 --> 00:02:45,168 You wanna know what else what would happen? 43 00:02:45,243 --> 00:02:48,734 We drove Nicky Potnik's car into a tree on Kelly Drive. 44 00:02:48,812 --> 00:02:53,510 With Sweet Dee in the backseat puking because some guy talked to her that she liked, remember? 45 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:55,743 Every time some guy talks to you that you like... 46 00:02:55,817 --> 00:02:58,045 you get so nervous you drink yourself into oblivion. 47 00:02:58,117 --> 00:03:00,085 - I had bad potato salad. - You drink yourself crazy. 48 00:03:00,153 --> 00:03:02,143 You abused alcohol, and that's okay. 49 00:03:02,221 --> 00:03:04,883 But it's very dangerous, right? Right? Okay. 50 00:03:04,957 --> 00:03:09,017 Well, maybe we should look at this whole thing from a different angle. 51 00:03:09,093 --> 00:03:13,892 Maybe we have "a social responsibility" to provide a safe haven... 52 00:03:13,963 --> 00:03:16,658 for these kids to be kids. 53 00:03:16,731 --> 00:03:19,255 - You know, experiment. - No. I don't like where this is heading. 54 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,824 - We would have to set up ground rules. - Okay. 55 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,334 No drinking and driving. No one's gonna crash Nicky Potnik's car. 56 00:03:24,402 --> 00:03:26,370 - Right. - Everyone has to take a cab. 57 00:03:26,438 --> 00:03:29,838 Four drink maximum. Like, that's it. You know what I mean? 58 00:03:29,907 --> 00:03:33,364 Yeah, yeah. That's it. Anyone causing trouble can't come. 59 00:03:33,443 --> 00:03:36,172 - If you're gonna be here, you gotta be cool. - He's gone! He's gone! 60 00:03:36,245 --> 00:03:38,735 Listen, we water down the drinks, jack up the prices. 61 00:03:38,813 --> 00:03:41,610 - Oh, my... Come on! - We could make a serious profit off these kids. 62 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,944 And they'd have no idea what the hell's going on. 63 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:47,349 - We would actually be doing something good. - Great. I say we do it. 64 00:03:47,419 --> 00:03:50,750 - Yeah. - I don't know how you guys live with yourselves. 65 00:03:50,821 --> 00:03:54,221 - One day at a time. - One day at a time. 66 00:03:54,290 --> 00:03:57,087 Yeah, I know, Mom. I heard you the first time. 67 00:03:57,158 --> 00:04:00,558 I'm perfectly aware of what time it is. Thank you, Mom. 68 00:04:00,628 --> 00:04:03,096 Do we have to do this right now? 69 00:04:03,163 --> 00:04:07,120 Yeah, I know how old I am. Did you think that I forgot, maybe, how old... That's... 70 00:04:07,199 --> 00:04:10,793 As a matter of fact, I have a date this afternoon with my friend Steven. 71 00:04:10,868 --> 00:04:13,927 So I should probably go, 'cause I gotta get ready for that. 72 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:17,494 Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah, you too. Bye. 73 00:04:23,243 --> 00:04:25,176 Hello, Steven. 74 00:04:28,247 --> 00:04:30,440 Hello. 75 00:04:30,514 --> 00:04:32,414 - Dee? - Yeah. 76 00:04:32,483 --> 00:04:34,916 - This is Trey from last night. - Oh, hey, Trey. 77 00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:37,418 You know what? I don't think I should be talking with you. 78 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:42,354 I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my entire life. 79 00:04:42,423 --> 00:04:44,356 Really? 80 00:04:44,424 --> 00:04:47,483 I can't believe that someone as gorgeous as you can be so down to earth. 81 00:04:47,559 --> 00:04:51,016 Well, you know, I've always tried to keep both feet on the ground, so... 82 00:04:51,095 --> 00:04:53,120 Yeah. So, listen, I have a lacrosse game... 83 00:04:53,197 --> 00:04:56,632 but I was wondering if you wanted to meet me and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards. 84 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:59,565 Lemon Hill? That's where all the cool kids used to go. 85 00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:02,966 - Good. So you've been there. - Oh! Come on. 86 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:05,164 I've been there, like, 200 times. 87 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:09,231 Why don't you stop by? I mean, unless you got something better to do today. 88 00:05:17,347 --> 00:05:20,008 Wow. You can really put 'em back, can't you? 89 00:05:20,082 --> 00:05:23,142 The trick is to just kind of open your throat. 90 00:05:23,218 --> 00:05:26,242 You are so much cooler than all the other girls I know. 91 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:30,085 You are so sweet. Can you get me another one of these? 92 00:05:30,156 --> 00:05:32,453 Whoo! 93 00:05:32,524 --> 00:05:35,186 - All right. There you go. - Look how much fun they're having, man. 94 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,749 Of course they are. They haven't realized how much life sucks yet. 95 00:05:37,827 --> 00:05:41,125 Remember how great high school was? All those parties, no responsibilities. 96 00:05:41,196 --> 00:05:44,187 - High school was the best. - Do you guys even remember high school? 97 00:05:44,265 --> 00:05:46,961 - I don't think it happened the way you think. - What do you mean? 98 00:05:47,034 --> 00:05:50,593 The only reason you got to hang out with me and the other cool kids... 99 00:05:50,669 --> 00:05:52,602 is 'cause you sold us all weed. 100 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:55,400 - Everybody thought you were an asshole. - I was popular! 101 00:05:55,473 --> 00:05:58,771 Mac was very popular. And I like to think I was pretty popular myself. 102 00:05:58,842 --> 00:06:02,675 - You were. - No, he was. You were popular like a clown is popular. 103 00:06:02,745 --> 00:06:04,735 - What? - Yeah, you made us all laugh. 104 00:06:04,813 --> 00:06:06,939 All the guys knew you couldn't sleep with their girlfriends. 105 00:06:07,014 --> 00:06:09,675 Whatever, dude. The only reason you got laid is 'cause you dated freshmen. 106 00:06:09,749 --> 00:06:11,944 Yeah. You've always had that creepy thing with younger girls. 107 00:06:12,018 --> 00:06:14,713 - I do not. - You're not in high school anymore, pal. 108 00:06:14,786 --> 00:06:17,379 You better keep it in the pants, 'cause it's kind of creepy. 109 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:19,388 You want to talk about creepy? 110 00:06:19,456 --> 00:06:22,390 You guys sniffing glue in your mom's basement. That's creepy. 111 00:06:25,461 --> 00:06:27,451 Tim Murphy slept with your prom date. 112 00:06:27,528 --> 00:06:30,290 Tim Murphy slept with your prom date! 113 00:06:30,363 --> 00:06:32,354 - Tim Murphy had sex with your prom date! - That's right. 114 00:06:33,866 --> 00:06:37,528 - Oh. He's getting sad now. - Oh, no. 115 00:06:37,602 --> 00:06:39,694 - There's, like, watering in the eyes. - Now he's running away. 116 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:42,364 Oh, is he gonna cry? 117 00:06:42,438 --> 00:06:47,135 Did you see that? He was totally gonna cry. 118 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:52,269 Oh, Trey, that is so sad. 119 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:55,472 It was a really bad breakup. 120 00:06:55,547 --> 00:06:59,038 I mean, Tammy's great and all. I just wasn't feeling it, you know? 121 00:06:59,116 --> 00:07:02,449 Oh, yeah. Well, you gotta feel it. 122 00:07:02,519 --> 00:07:05,578 Don't get me wrong. Tammy's, like, the prettiest girl in school... 123 00:07:05,654 --> 00:07:07,644 so it was a perfect match. 124 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:10,417 - It just wasn't working. - Hmm. 125 00:07:10,491 --> 00:07:12,424 She's not as pretty as you though. 126 00:07:12,492 --> 00:07:16,291 Oh! Thank you. 127 00:07:19,598 --> 00:07:23,794 Wait! I can't do this. 128 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:27,825 - What? - I never statutory raped anyone before. 129 00:07:27,903 --> 00:07:30,894 Oh. Okay. I'll tell you what. 130 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:34,236 Let's, uh, just take it slow. 131 00:07:34,307 --> 00:07:36,865 You are so sweet. 132 00:07:36,941 --> 00:07:39,603 Where were you when I was in high school? 133 00:07:39,677 --> 00:07:41,610 I was eight. 134 00:07:43,414 --> 00:07:45,404 Right. 135 00:07:45,481 --> 00:07:47,847 Yeah. 136 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,680 These kids are wasted, bro. I thought we were cuttin' 'em off. 137 00:07:52,753 --> 00:07:55,585 I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't had more than three drinks each. 138 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:58,885 Plus, there's so much water, they're probably more hydrated than they ever have been. 139 00:07:58,957 --> 00:08:01,516 - Are they fakin' it? - I guess. 140 00:08:01,592 --> 00:08:05,186 - Just stay away from me, Billy! - No, Sara! I saw you flirting with him! 141 00:08:05,262 --> 00:08:07,593 No, I know it. You were throwing yourself on him! 142 00:08:07,663 --> 00:08:10,495 Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 143 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:13,398 Give me some eyes! Look at me! Cool your jets! 144 00:08:13,468 --> 00:08:16,264 - I'm sorry. - All right, beat it! 145 00:08:16,335 --> 00:08:18,529 - Are you okay? - He's such a player. 146 00:08:18,603 --> 00:08:21,094 - Is he a player? - Big time. 147 00:08:21,173 --> 00:08:24,801 I hate players. All right. I'm sorry. I'm getting fired up here. 148 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:27,365 Charlie, that was the coolest thing you've ever done! 149 00:08:27,444 --> 00:08:29,411 I know. I'm gonna be sick. 150 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,707 - Oh, shit. - You Dennis Reynolds? 151 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:43,685 - Yeah. - You like what you see? 152 00:08:43,754 --> 00:08:45,949 Uh, I don't know. 153 00:08:46,023 --> 00:08:49,253 Dude, relax. I'm 18. 154 00:08:49,325 --> 00:08:51,383 - Are you in high school? - Yes. 155 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:54,020 - Then take a hike. - Doesn't seem to bother your sister. 156 00:08:54,095 --> 00:08:55,993 What? 157 00:08:56,062 --> 00:08:59,758 She was all over this one boy in my class today. 158 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:01,766 Really? 159 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,994 Listen, dude, I'm legal... 160 00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:06,400 and I love to party. 161 00:09:06,471 --> 00:09:09,030 So if you're looking for the ride of your life... 162 00:09:09,105 --> 00:09:11,868 give me a call. 163 00:09:16,777 --> 00:09:19,046 Goddamn it. 164 00:09:19,179 --> 00:09:22,011 Hang on. I'm coming! 165 00:09:22,081 --> 00:09:24,310 - What the hell is wrong with you? - What? 166 00:09:24,382 --> 00:09:27,179 I know you were hanging out with that high school kid from the bar. 167 00:09:27,251 --> 00:09:29,775 Okay. You know what? We're just friends, all right? 168 00:09:29,852 --> 00:09:33,947 He went through a really bad breakup, and he just needed me to be there for him. 169 00:09:34,022 --> 00:09:36,046 What you're doing is sick and wrong. 170 00:09:36,123 --> 00:09:38,113 Are you living out some sad fantasy of yours? 171 00:09:38,191 --> 00:09:41,455 - Going out with the most popular kid in high school. - Why would that be a fantasy? 172 00:09:41,527 --> 00:09:43,518 I went out with tons of guys in high school. 173 00:09:43,595 --> 00:09:46,062 You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were 20 years old. 174 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:48,121 - Everyone was afraid of you. - No, they weren't. 175 00:09:48,199 --> 00:09:51,758 - You looked like a monster! Do you all have amnesia? - What is that supposed to mean? 176 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:54,563 Oh, my God. You're as delusional as Mac and Charlie. 177 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,469 Do not compare me to Mac and Charlie. 178 00:09:57,539 --> 00:10:00,302 I'm telling you, this is the wrong kind of glue, Charlie. 179 00:10:00,374 --> 00:10:03,364 - No, it's not. - This is made for, like, kindergartners or something. 180 00:10:03,442 --> 00:10:06,604 - No, this will work. - No, look. "Nontoxic and safe." 181 00:10:06,677 --> 00:10:09,009 We don't want safe. We want toxic. 182 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,639 - Something's happening. - Nothing is gonna happen. 183 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:14,182 - Something's happening. - Nothing's gonna happen. 184 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,239 No, you're right. This isn't working. 185 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:22,877 Y'ello. Yeah. 186 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,446 Oh, hey. How are you? 187 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,723 Really? That's cool. 188 00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:33,785 Yeah. Okay. 189 00:10:33,863 --> 00:10:35,796 Bye. 190 00:10:35,864 --> 00:10:38,856 Dude. That was that girl Sara, the one from the bar the other night... 191 00:10:38,934 --> 00:10:40,924 who I rescued from that kid. 192 00:10:41,001 --> 00:10:44,958 Well, her parents are out of town, and she's totally having a party. 193 00:10:45,037 --> 00:10:47,631 What do you think? 194 00:10:54,744 --> 00:10:57,108 Kind of a lame party, bro. 195 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,408 Uh, what do you think? Should we jet? 196 00:10:59,481 --> 00:11:01,471 Yeah. This doesn't feel right. 197 00:11:01,548 --> 00:11:04,778 Hey, guys! 198 00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:06,910 - Hi, Sara. - Hey. 199 00:11:06,986 --> 00:11:09,145 I'm so glad you guys came. 200 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,053 Well, uh, we ran into a little bit of a problem. 201 00:11:12,123 --> 00:11:16,115 My brother, he was supposed to pick up the keg, but he bailed on me. 202 00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:19,752 - Oh, that sucks. - Yeah. Yeah, it totally sucks. 203 00:11:19,828 --> 00:11:23,455 So, um, we were wondering if maybe you guys could help us out. 204 00:11:25,264 --> 00:11:27,630 - Oh, you mean... No, I don't... - Ooh, no. 205 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,929 Geez, I don't think that's such a good idea. 206 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:33,232 Listen, it's one thing at the bar, you know, where we have control over you guys. 207 00:11:33,304 --> 00:11:36,294 - It's another thing... - Ah, come on, please? Please. 208 00:11:36,372 --> 00:11:40,205 - You guys have been so cool. - Yeah, we were just talking about how cool you guys were. 209 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,936 - Really? - You were? 210 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:46,002 Mm-hmm. This would be the coolest thing that anyone's ever done for us. 211 00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:48,013 - Ever. - Ever. 212 00:11:51,249 --> 00:11:53,342 Who wants to do a keg stand? 213 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,688 Um, I'm kind ofhaving second thoughts a little bit. 214 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,388 Oh, come on. It'll be a blast. 215 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:14,523 Yeah, well, I don't think your friends like me that much. 216 00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:18,294 Let's go get a beer. 217 00:12:18,368 --> 00:12:20,267 Twenty-five, 26... 218 00:12:20,335 --> 00:12:23,565 27, 28, 29! 219 00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:33,739 - Hey, Dee. - Hi, guys. 220 00:12:36,914 --> 00:12:40,314 - What's going on? - Just hanging out, you know? 221 00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:42,350 Yeah. 222 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:45,214 Wanna do a keg stand? 223 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:49,278 Seventy-five, 76, 77! 224 00:12:52,492 --> 00:12:56,392 - Seventy-seven seconds! That is a new record, baby! - I did it. I did it. 225 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:59,223 So, Ben is, like, "I don't care what Kevin said, Sara. 226 00:12:59,296 --> 00:13:01,786 I was only going out with Rachel to get closer to you." 227 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:05,594 Oh, my... Oh, my God. What did you say to that? 228 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:09,396 "Whatever, Ben. I heard from Caitlin that you were totally into her." 229 00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:13,597 Um, he's so full of shit. 230 00:13:14,973 --> 00:13:18,339 Goddamn! 231 00:13:18,409 --> 00:13:20,969 Come on. Oh, come on. 232 00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:26,280 Yeah! What do you think about that, bitches? 233 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,248 Load 'em up, losers! What do you think about this, huh? 234 00:13:29,317 --> 00:13:32,342 How I embarrassed your boyfriend in front of everybody? You like that? 235 00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:34,784 - You like what you see? - What's with this guy? 236 00:13:34,853 --> 00:13:37,946 I know. What is he, like, 40? 237 00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:40,990 Get me some more! Get me some more! Let's go! Load 'em up! 238 00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:44,823 - I'm gonna put on a goddamn clinic! - What an asshole. 239 00:13:56,101 --> 00:14:01,037 Come on, guys. Hey. Let's go. Let's go! 240 00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:03,970 - Oh, get off me, dude! - Get off me! 241 00:14:04,039 --> 00:14:06,507 Can we please get out of here? Let's go. 242 00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:08,201 Why? 243 00:14:08,276 --> 00:14:11,904 Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird. 244 00:14:11,979 --> 00:14:14,447 - That girl Sara asked me too. - You're kidding! 245 00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:17,640 What? No, we can't go to the prom. That's pathetic. 246 00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:19,877 What do you mean "we"? Who asked you? 247 00:14:22,886 --> 00:14:24,876 Let's just go. Let's just go. 248 00:14:26,889 --> 00:14:27,685 All right, all right. I'm coming. 249 00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:33,190 - Hi, sexy. - What are you doing here? You gotta get out of here. 250 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:36,457 I need a date for the prom, and I want you to take me. 251 00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:39,725 Are you kidding me? I can't do that, okay? 252 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:43,857 - You gotta go. - Isn't there anything I can do to change your mind? 253 00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:48,895 No. No, no, no. No. Leave. Leave. Go. 254 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,530 Okay. You can either take me to the prom... 255 00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:54,438 or I can tell the police that you're serving underage kids. 256 00:14:54,508 --> 00:14:56,873 - Are you serious? - Try me. 257 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,271 Goddamn it. 258 00:15:04,348 --> 00:15:06,838 You know what? I don't think we should be serving minors anymore. 259 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:10,475 - Oh, no. Somebody's jealous. - I'm not jealous. I just think it's dangerous. 260 00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:13,679 - You're jealous you didn't get asked to the prom. - I don't care about that. 261 00:15:13,755 --> 00:15:16,814 - Ah, you're gonna cry? - Shut up! 262 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:21,121 Yo, you guys? No more kids in the bar, seriously. 263 00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:24,285 - Okay! Now we're talking some sense. - What the hell? 264 00:15:24,361 --> 00:15:27,124 - This girl asked me to the prom. - What? 265 00:15:27,196 --> 00:15:29,721 Yeah. This girl comes over to my house... 266 00:15:29,799 --> 00:15:33,928 tells me that if I don't go to the prom with her, she's gonna rat us out to the cops. 267 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:37,094 Wait a second. Hold on. So all of you guys got asked to the prom? 268 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,138 You guys got asked to the prom? 269 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,070 - Yeah. - Whoa. 270 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,301 Oh, this is so lame! 271 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:47,003 At least you don't actually have to go. 272 00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:50,011 - Are you going? - Yeah. I have to. 273 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,138 Oh, well, if you're going, I'm going then, I guess. 274 00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:55,148 - So you... - What? 275 00:15:55,216 --> 00:15:58,514 I didn't get to go when I was in high school. It might actually be fun. 276 00:15:58,585 --> 00:16:00,916 If you guys are going, I'm going. I'm not staying here. 277 00:16:00,986 --> 00:16:02,920 - Are you gonna go? - I'm gonna go. 278 00:16:02,988 --> 00:16:04,852 - I have to go, so... - You guys are pathetic! 279 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,288 Maybe if you weren't such a jerk, someone might have asked you. 280 00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:10,952 Because Sara told me that Maureen told her that Regina McGinley thought you were cute. 281 00:16:11,027 --> 00:16:14,052 - Then Ray Rafferty comes up to you at the party, and you're... - Charlie, shut up! 282 00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:18,223 The only reason that Sara asked you in the first place is because you're the only idiot... 283 00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:21,755 dumb enough to listen to her bitch about her ex-boyfriend all night! 284 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,995 Whatever. 285 00:16:25,503 --> 00:16:28,369 Hey, we should have a pre-prom party. 286 00:16:30,306 --> 00:16:32,297 You know what, Charlie? 287 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,604 I think this is actually gonna be pretty great. 288 00:16:34,676 --> 00:16:37,008 Oh, dude, are you kidding me? This is gonna be awesome. 289 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,104 - I can't wait to just get out there and start dancing. - I'm gonna dance too. 290 00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:43,205 - Are you gonna dance, baby? You gonna dance with me? - I'm gonna dance like this. 291 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:47,217 Oh, Dee! Come here. Let me take a look at you. 292 00:16:47,285 --> 00:16:50,378 Wow. You look... You look... Yeah. 293 00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:55,116 I know. I feel so lucky that this thing even fits still. 294 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:59,250 - Is that your dress from high school? - Yup. 295 00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:02,783 - You didn't go to the prom in high school, Dee. - No, I know. 296 00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:06,524 My back brace was under the dress, and Mom called me fat. 297 00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,690 So I stayed home and cried instead. 298 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,165 Take... Take it slow. Take it slow. 299 00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:14,226 I know, you guys, but I just am so nervous. 300 00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,794 I just want this whole night to be so special. 301 00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:21,339 That dude is going to bang your sister, bro. 302 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,399 - What's up, bitches? Mmm! - What is this? What are you doing? 303 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,673 You assholes aren't gonna be the only ones having fun. I'm going to the prom. 304 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:32,341 - Dork! You cannot crash a high school prom. - I'm going stag, bro. 305 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,542 Mac, you are so pathetic. 306 00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:37,380 Yes, and your eyebrows are drawn on, so... 307 00:17:37,452 --> 00:17:39,817 Whoa. Well, you know what? 308 00:17:39,887 --> 00:17:42,014 How 'bout this? 309 00:17:42,089 --> 00:17:44,113 Say it, don't spray it. 310 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,818 Trey's here. Oh, my God. 311 00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:51,555 Hello. Excuse me, Mac. My date has arrived. 312 00:17:51,629 --> 00:17:54,859 Trey is so cool. 313 00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:57,455 He's totally gonna bang your sister. 314 00:17:58,701 --> 00:18:01,361 Hello, sweet prince. 315 00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:05,165 Wow! You look... good. 316 00:18:05,238 --> 00:18:07,706 I know! Like a princess. 317 00:18:07,774 --> 00:18:11,072 - Can I tell you a little secret? - Sure. 318 00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:13,076 Beat it. 319 00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:19,509 - I always wanted to have sex on prom. - Ah. 320 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:22,242 All right. So what's the plan? Do we have a limo or what? 321 00:18:22,316 --> 00:18:25,046 - The plan is, you're not coming with us. - Yeah. 322 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,585 - Why not? - You weren't invited and you don't have a date. 323 00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:29,643 - You totally suck. - I totally suck? 324 00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:31,712 - What is that supposed to mean? - Oh, Jesus. 325 00:18:34,124 --> 00:18:36,422 Oh, who is that? 326 00:18:36,493 --> 00:18:39,052 - That's my prom date. - Mm-hmm. 327 00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:41,652 She's unbelievable. How old is she? 328 00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:43,629 - She's 18. - Eighteen? 329 00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:46,188 - You are a lucky man. You are a lucky man. - Oh, you dick! 330 00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:49,497 Wait a second. You guys called me creepy for liking young chicks. 331 00:18:49,569 --> 00:18:52,128 Eighteen's legal, bro. This isn't a morality contest. 332 00:18:52,204 --> 00:18:54,262 Eighteen's not young, brother. 333 00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:57,738 - So you guys are giving me the go-ahead? I mean, can I... - Go ahead. 334 00:18:57,808 --> 00:19:00,071 - Hi, Dennis. - Hi. 335 00:19:00,142 --> 00:19:03,633 - You look... - Yeah, I know. 336 00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:06,680 - Do ya? - Mm-hmm. 337 00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:11,182 - I can't zip it up. Your hair's all caught. - All right. Just pull it. 338 00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,547 Oh. 339 00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:17,820 - Tammy? - Mm-mmm. No. What? 340 00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:20,787 Hold on one minute. 341 00:19:20,856 --> 00:19:23,381 - Can I get you a drink? - Maybe. 342 00:19:23,459 --> 00:19:25,790 - What would you like? - Anything you want. 343 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:29,659 - Tammy, what are you doing here? - I'm picking up my date. 344 00:19:29,729 --> 00:19:31,890 You're going to prom with this guy? 345 00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,625 Yes. 346 00:19:34,699 --> 00:19:36,996 Can I talk to you for a second? 347 00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:39,331 What the hell is going on? 348 00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:41,927 That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. 349 00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:44,234 This is classic Tammy. 350 00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:46,638 Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said... 351 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:49,140 that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party. 352 00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:51,905 But she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know... 353 00:19:51,978 --> 00:19:53,968 she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Hannabry. 354 00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:56,674 But Trey didn't like Erin Hannabry. It was all a bunch of bull. 355 00:19:56,748 --> 00:19:59,580 - What is happening? - That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. 356 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:02,583 This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy... 357 00:20:02,651 --> 00:20:05,244 Charlie, you gotta stop, honestly. 358 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,289 - What are they talking about? - Whoa! 359 00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:12,748 - Where are they going? - What the hell is this? 360 00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:16,487 Oh, man! Ah, they did it. They got what they wanted. 361 00:20:16,561 --> 00:20:19,552 - This is bullshit. - So wait a second. 362 00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:21,621 They were actually using you two... 363 00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:23,723 to make each other jealous. 364 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,256 I always knew that they'd wind up together, 'cause they're, like, so perfect for each other. 365 00:20:27,335 --> 00:20:29,826 - Shut up, Charlie! - They're one of those perfect matches. 366 00:20:29,904 --> 00:20:32,736 - That dude's gonna bang your prom date, bro. - Stop saying it! 367 00:20:32,806 --> 00:20:35,638 - It's not funny! - Hey, why are you such an asshole all the time? 368 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:38,938 I'm not the asshole. You guys are the ones that just got dumped on prom night. 369 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,443 - You got dumped on prom night! - You were gonna go stag. 370 00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:43,911 - Yes, I was. Absolutely. - How old are you, dude? 371 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:46,210 - I am 28 years old. - You're a piece of crap! 372 00:20:46,282 --> 00:20:49,273 - I'm not a piece of crap! You're a piece of crap. - I have to pee. 373 00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:51,477 Stop it. Go pee. 374 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,586 I hate you, Charlie. 375 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:59,213 Just like high school.