1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,098 I think what Mac's trying to say... 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,104 is that it's probably the greatest movie of all time. 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,969 That's 'cause it is. 4 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,531 Rocky IV is not the greatest movie of all time. 5 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,076 Dee, what do you consider to be a good movie? 6 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,374 - I don't know, like, Million Dollar Baby... - Oh, come on. 7 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:17,007 - Are you kidding me? That is ridiculous. - Come on. It won an Oscar. 8 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:19,017 Rocky IV has Stallone in it... 9 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:21,144 and he bashes a Russian's face to all smithereens. 10 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:23,883 Lifting anvils and shit, and pulling trucks through the snow. 11 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,891 Million Dollar Baby is totally unrealistic. 12 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,950 - Girls can't fight. They don't have muscles. - It's true. 13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,553 Okay, that is a horribly sexist thing to say. 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,564 It's not sexist. It's just truthful. 15 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,566 Girls can't pull trucks through snow. 16 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:36,602 - Can you pull trucks through snow? - I absolutely could. 17 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,762 - You can barely walk in the snow. - Excuse me. 18 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,102 Time out. Is the truck parked in neutral? 19 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,734 - Hey! - What, dude? 20 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:46,438 Empty your pockets. 21 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,176 - Now. - Okay. 22 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,686 Hey, let's just all stay calm. 23 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,593 Nice friends. 24 00:01:39,593 --> 00:01:43,256 Maybe... one to two inches of snow? 25 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:46,299 - One to two inches... - And a Ford F-150. 26 00:01:46,366 --> 00:01:49,130 Right. In park, but no emergency brake. 27 00:01:49,203 --> 00:01:52,263 Maybe I could pull it four feet. 28 00:01:52,339 --> 00:01:55,775 - I'd give him four feet. - I'd give him five. What's with the gym bag? 29 00:01:55,843 --> 00:01:58,573 Just got back from a "Boxercise" class at the gym. 30 00:01:58,645 --> 00:02:02,012 "Boxercise"? What kind of queer shit is that? 31 00:02:02,082 --> 00:02:06,542 - I'm learning self-defense. - You wanna learn self-defense, you come to Daddy. 32 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:09,851 I mean, all during the '60s, before I met my whore wife, I was a boxer. 33 00:02:09,923 --> 00:02:11,857 They called me Frankie Fast Hands. 34 00:02:11,925 --> 00:02:14,758 Frankie Fast Hands, everybody. Yeah, keep livin' in the past, Dad. 35 00:02:14,828 --> 00:02:18,491 Is this about that stupid Million Dollar Baby movie, Dee? 36 00:02:18,565 --> 00:02:20,726 No, actually, Mac, it's about being left with a mugger... 37 00:02:20,801 --> 00:02:23,031 because my chickenshit brother and his friends ditched me. 38 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:25,128 - You ditched your sister? - Absolutely. 39 00:02:25,205 --> 00:02:27,139 - With a mugger... - The guy had a knife. 40 00:02:27,207 --> 00:02:29,437 Of course we did. What were we supposed to do? 41 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:32,308 If I was there, I would have used my Frankie Fast Hands technique. 42 00:02:32,379 --> 00:02:34,643 Technique don't mean shit out on the streets. Guys have knives. 43 00:02:34,715 --> 00:02:37,548 Yeah. In boxing, there are rules. On the streets, we ain't got no rules. 44 00:02:37,618 --> 00:02:39,552 Ain't no rules out on the streets. 45 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:42,714 - You guys got no rules on the streets, you. - Oh, please. 46 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:44,757 Will you stop talking about the streets... 47 00:02:44,825 --> 00:02:46,793 you three jackasses, like you've been there? 48 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:51,729 I mean, any underground street fight in Philadelphia, you'd find tons of technique. 49 00:02:51,798 --> 00:02:55,359 - You think you could teach me? - In a month I'll have you kicking all their asses. 50 00:02:55,435 --> 00:02:57,460 Right. See you then. 51 00:02:57,538 --> 00:02:59,529 Dennis, I have an idea. 52 00:03:05,712 --> 00:03:08,180 - Well, this is awesome. - Yeah. This is amazing. 53 00:03:08,248 --> 00:03:10,182 There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful. 54 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,718 Yeah, and we were totally right. These guys don't have technique. 55 00:03:12,786 --> 00:03:15,812 They get all cranked up like animals and beat the Christ out of each other. 56 00:03:15,889 --> 00:03:17,823 Look at all this money being thrown around. 57 00:03:17,891 --> 00:03:21,190 - Dude, we gotta get in on this. - Oh, yeah. 58 00:03:21,261 --> 00:03:23,695 - Really, I think it's about who can take the biggest beating. - Yeah. 59 00:03:23,764 --> 00:03:26,426 Get up! 60 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,434 You know who can take a really good beating? 61 00:03:28,502 --> 00:03:29,935 - Charlie. - Charlie. 62 00:03:31,672 --> 00:03:34,368 Here she is... The old gym. 63 00:03:34,441 --> 00:03:36,375 Smell that? 64 00:03:36,443 --> 00:03:39,606 - That's the smell of hard work. - And feet. 65 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,377 That's the smell of big dreams. The smell of glory. 66 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:46,613 - It smells like feet. - And feet. Does smell like feet. 67 00:03:46,687 --> 00:03:49,281 - Frank? - Oh, shit. 68 00:03:49,356 --> 00:03:51,415 Frankie Fast Hands! 69 00:03:51,491 --> 00:03:54,790 - Holy crap. I knew it was you. I haven't seen you in years. 70 00:03:54,861 --> 00:03:58,388 Hey-Hey-Hey, Frankie, it's me. Bobby Thunderson. 71 00:03:58,465 --> 00:04:00,558 - Yes. Yes. Yes, Bobby. - Look at you! 72 00:04:00,634 --> 00:04:03,102 You... really let yourself go. 73 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:05,798 Oh-Oh, are you trying to get back into fighting form? 74 00:04:05,872 --> 00:04:09,467 No, I'm actually, uh, teaching my daughter some self-defense. 75 00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:12,171 Holy... Holy shit, man. I'm training my daughter too. 76 00:04:12,246 --> 00:04:15,909 Hey, what do you know? Hey, look at her. Look at her over there. 77 00:04:15,983 --> 00:04:19,043 Look, look, look. Oh! 78 00:04:19,119 --> 00:04:21,314 Amazing. Hey, she's pretty too, huh? 79 00:04:21,388 --> 00:04:23,754 Like her old man, huh? 80 00:04:23,824 --> 00:04:25,985 - Well, it's really nice seeing you, Bob. - Yeah. 81 00:04:26,059 --> 00:04:28,254 Hey, don't listen to everything this guy tells you. 82 00:04:28,328 --> 00:04:30,819 You don't wanna get knocked out in the first round. 83 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:33,457 Oh, my God, that's an annoying sound he makes. 84 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:35,763 - Ass... hole. - Yeah, asshole. 85 00:04:35,836 --> 00:04:38,600 Okay, don't listen to anything he says. He's a real creep. 86 00:04:38,672 --> 00:04:41,300 All right, now. Here, we're gonna start weight training. 87 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,139 First things first... Squats. 88 00:04:46,346 --> 00:04:48,746 Okay. That's it. 89 00:04:48,815 --> 00:04:50,749 Uh, that looks really heavy. 90 00:04:50,817 --> 00:04:53,342 Look. This is not gonna be a half-assed workout. 91 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:55,581 We gotta really get into it. It's gonna hurt. 92 00:04:55,656 --> 00:04:59,854 - Yeah, but I can't lift that. - Just position yourself under the bar and listen to me. 93 00:04:59,926 --> 00:05:02,861 Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna take all the weight on your neck. 94 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:07,332 Then you're gonna jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles... 95 00:05:07,401 --> 00:05:10,802 and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place. 96 00:05:12,072 --> 00:05:15,200 Not one of those things sounds right to me at all. 97 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:16,902 Look. You wanna fight like a man? 98 00:05:16,977 --> 00:05:20,538 You gotta train like a man. Now, come on. Gimme a squat. 99 00:05:20,614 --> 00:05:23,242 - Ready. Go! - Oh, my God! 100 00:05:23,317 --> 00:05:25,308 - Go. Keep it up. - Daddy, I can't. 101 00:05:25,385 --> 00:05:28,081 - It's... I can't. - Keep it up. Keep it up. 102 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:33,187 At least I got the one. Right? 103 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:35,251 Yeah. Get out, get out, get out. 104 00:05:38,265 --> 00:05:40,233 We got a lot of work to do. 105 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:43,064 Good, good. 106 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:45,070 - Ah! - Mm-hmm. 107 00:05:45,138 --> 00:05:47,470 What are we doing? 108 00:05:47,541 --> 00:05:49,566 Charlie, you're, like, the toughest guy we know. 109 00:05:49,643 --> 00:05:51,770 - Yeah? - So nobody can kick your ass, right? 110 00:05:51,845 --> 00:05:53,779 - Practically invincible. - Yeah. 111 00:05:53,847 --> 00:05:55,781 Yeah, what's your point though? 112 00:05:55,849 --> 00:05:57,976 Well... So here's what's gonna happen, pal. 113 00:05:58,051 --> 00:06:00,542 Dennis and I are gonna train you... 114 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:03,054 to be an underground street fighter. 115 00:06:03,123 --> 00:06:05,114 What? That is brilliant. 116 00:06:05,192 --> 00:06:07,820 - Yeah, it is. - Okay, what's the first step? 117 00:06:07,894 --> 00:06:10,727 - First step is getting that shirt off. - Yeah, let's get that shirt off. 118 00:06:10,797 --> 00:06:13,322 - Why would I do that? - That shirt's just gonna weigh you down. 119 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,368 Yeah, and Rocky never wears a shirt when he trains... 120 00:06:15,435 --> 00:06:17,665 so let's just go ahead and rip that bad boy off. 121 00:06:17,738 --> 00:06:20,434 I think I'm gonna wear it. 122 00:06:20,507 --> 00:06:23,169 That's ridiculous. You can't train and wear a shirt, dude. 123 00:06:23,243 --> 00:06:26,007 Now it's becoming this whole big thing. It feels a little gay. 124 00:06:26,079 --> 00:06:28,172 - It's not gay. Just take your shirt off. - It's not gay. 125 00:06:28,248 --> 00:06:32,241 Why can't I just get, like, all excited and passionately rip it off in the moment? 126 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:35,948 - Why can't you just take your shirt off for us? - Just drop it for now. 127 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:38,252 All right, all right. Uh, maybe you should punch something. 128 00:06:38,325 --> 00:06:40,759 - There you go. - Yeah, you should punch something... 129 00:06:40,827 --> 00:06:42,727 Why don't you punch this board? 130 00:06:42,796 --> 00:06:44,957 Okay. Hold it steady for me. 131 00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:47,192 - Watch your eyes. - All right, come on. 132 00:06:47,267 --> 00:06:49,201 Oh! 133 00:06:49,269 --> 00:06:51,635 Oh, that's... 134 00:06:51,705 --> 00:06:53,935 - That looks like it stings. - Oh, my God. 135 00:06:54,007 --> 00:06:57,340 - What's that made out of? - It's a board, so it's, you know, made out of wood. 136 00:06:57,411 --> 00:06:59,606 - It's, like, particle board. - It's, like, harder than wood, dude. 137 00:06:59,679 --> 00:07:01,613 - No. - It's actually softer than wood. 138 00:07:01,681 --> 00:07:04,013 - Yeah, it's a lot softer than wood. - Petrified wood. 139 00:07:04,084 --> 00:07:06,109 - What happened, man? I thought you were... - I don't know. 140 00:07:06,186 --> 00:07:08,211 - I wasn't drunk enough. - You should be drunk for this. 141 00:07:08,288 --> 00:07:10,586 - We should all be drunk for this. - Let's get really drunk. 142 00:07:10,657 --> 00:07:12,682 - All right. - Yeah. You know what? I'll get some beers. 143 00:07:12,759 --> 00:07:14,693 - Come with me. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 144 00:07:14,761 --> 00:07:16,695 Let him go. 145 00:07:20,867 --> 00:07:22,801 - Mmm. - I don't know what happened. 146 00:07:22,869 --> 00:07:26,270 - Mmm. Mmm. - Mmm. 147 00:07:28,809 --> 00:07:31,903 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Deandra, we've been at this for days now. 148 00:07:31,978 --> 00:07:34,242 It's like you have no motor skills. 149 00:07:34,314 --> 00:07:38,307 Just grab that bar and jerk it down behind your neck. 150 00:07:38,385 --> 00:07:40,785 Hey! How's the chip off the old block doin'? 151 00:07:40,854 --> 00:07:44,756 - Bobby, not now, okay? - Hey, your old man ever tell you how we fought back in '61? 152 00:07:44,825 --> 00:07:47,919 They billed it as "Beauty Versus the Beast." 153 00:07:47,994 --> 00:07:50,053 Wasn't much of a fight. First-round knockout. 154 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:52,291 - He went down like a... - Wait, wait, wait. 155 00:07:52,365 --> 00:07:54,765 Hold on a second. What's goin' on with you, Thunderson? 156 00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:56,826 What, are you trying to humiliate me? 157 00:07:56,903 --> 00:07:59,599 Uh, I think you did that to yourself 40 years ago. 158 00:07:59,673 --> 00:08:02,267 You know damn well you hit me after the bell. 159 00:08:02,342 --> 00:08:05,368 - That was a cheap shot. - What are you... You know, excuses are like assholes. 160 00:08:05,445 --> 00:08:07,379 Everybody's got one, and they all stink. 161 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:09,881 - Oh, yeah? You wanna go at it right now? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 162 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:12,077 You wanna settle this now? Let's do it right here. 163 00:08:12,152 --> 00:08:14,086 Let's settle this son of a bitch right here. 164 00:08:14,154 --> 00:08:17,146 Hey, hey. Take it easy here. Jesus. Show a little class, will ya? 165 00:08:17,224 --> 00:08:20,057 Geez. Look, I'm an old man. I don't fight no more. 166 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:22,219 I let my daughter do my fighting for me. 167 00:08:22,295 --> 00:08:25,230 And maybe in a couple years, when this little graham cracker... 168 00:08:25,298 --> 00:08:27,994 might have the stuff to compete, maybe we'll see. 169 00:08:28,068 --> 00:08:30,832 Wait. You know what, asshole? Why don't you go to hell? 170 00:08:30,904 --> 00:08:34,840 - Dee, stay out of this. - No. This guy has been all over us since we walked in. 171 00:08:34,908 --> 00:08:36,842 I tell you what, jerk. Why don't you take you big mouth... 172 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:38,844 and go someplace else with it? 173 00:08:38,912 --> 00:08:41,403 Listen, little buttercup, I'm just bustin' your old man's balls. 174 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:44,075 - You don't have to get your panties in an uproar. - Oh, my God. 175 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:46,414 Are you standing there? Come on, move. 176 00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:49,751 - That guy is such an asshole. - Don't blame it on him. 177 00:08:49,823 --> 00:08:53,589 You're not makin' any progress. I'm goin' to get the jump rope. 178 00:08:56,162 --> 00:08:59,893 - Men are such pricks. - Oh, tell me about it. 179 00:08:59,966 --> 00:09:02,628 I bet you're real tired of them pushing you around. 180 00:09:02,702 --> 00:09:04,636 Oh, God, you have no idea. 181 00:09:04,704 --> 00:09:07,195 If only there was a way that you could be... 182 00:09:07,274 --> 00:09:10,402 physically tough enough to intimidate men. 183 00:09:10,477 --> 00:09:13,002 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 184 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:16,742 Let's just say I provide a much-needed service around this place. 185 00:09:16,816 --> 00:09:20,752 Step into the shadows and, uh, we'll talk. 186 00:09:21,821 --> 00:09:24,483 Yeah? 187 00:09:24,558 --> 00:09:27,891 Mac and Dennis, dude. Open the door. 188 00:09:27,961 --> 00:09:30,828 - What? - It's Mac and Dennis. Open the door. 189 00:09:30,897 --> 00:09:32,831 Open the door, bro. 190 00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:35,026 All right, guys. Hang on a second. It's like, uh... 191 00:09:35,101 --> 00:09:37,569 It's like 11:00 in the morning here. 192 00:09:37,637 --> 00:09:39,571 - We don't care. Open the door. - Surprise, bitch. 193 00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:44,133 You're hittin' me with that? 194 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:46,269 Charlie, let's be honest. Punching boards isn't your thing. 195 00:09:46,346 --> 00:09:48,576 - But that's okay. - Yes, that's okay, because for you... 196 00:09:48,648 --> 00:09:50,741 it's not gonna be about inflicting punishment... 197 00:09:50,817 --> 00:09:53,650 it's gonna be about having punishment inflicted upon you. 198 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,154 - We need to smash things all over your body. - Yes! 199 00:09:56,222 --> 00:09:58,156 - No. - Yes. 200 00:09:58,224 --> 00:10:00,692 - We need to build up your tolerance to beatings. - Hence the smashing. 201 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,957 - We used a trash can, but Dennis wanted to use a chair. - I think he's ready. 202 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:06,055 - That's way too excessive at this point. - That guy's ready. 203 00:10:06,132 --> 00:10:08,225 - He's not ready for a chair. - I'm tellin' you, he's ready. 204 00:10:08,301 --> 00:10:10,735 Hey! Guys! I can handle a chair. Go get a chair. 205 00:10:10,804 --> 00:10:13,238 See what you're doing to him? You're getting him all worked up. 206 00:10:13,306 --> 00:10:16,070 - He's the toughest guy we know. - Yes, he is, but he... 207 00:10:16,142 --> 00:10:18,838 Hey, Mac! Get a chair, smash it on my back. 208 00:10:18,912 --> 00:10:21,574 That's the right attitude. He's got the right attitude. 209 00:10:21,648 --> 00:10:25,948 I'll tell you what. Charlie, go put on those little short-shorts. 210 00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:27,953 - Let's take things to the next level. - Yeah. 211 00:10:28,021 --> 00:10:30,615 - But first things first. Let's get good and drunk. - Let's get drunk! 212 00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:35,417 - Whoa! - Whoa! Whoo! 213 00:10:35,495 --> 00:10:38,487 Drink this. Drink this. 214 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:50,928 Now, just to be clear, these aren't steroids, right? 215 00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:52,938 No, no, no, no. Of course not. 216 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:55,702 These are performance-enhancing supplements. 217 00:10:55,776 --> 00:10:58,643 Okay, so how long before I start to notice something? 218 00:10:58,712 --> 00:11:01,476 This is the good stuff. You'll feel it almost immediately. 219 00:11:01,548 --> 00:11:04,813 But I should warn you, you may experience some mood swings... 220 00:11:04,885 --> 00:11:06,819 some irrational thinking here and there... 221 00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:09,583 but it is nothing compared to the long-term effects. 222 00:11:09,656 --> 00:11:13,456 - Which are what? - You ever punched a guy so hard in the eye he swallowed it? 223 00:11:13,527 --> 00:11:16,394 I'll get some water. 224 00:11:16,463 --> 00:11:19,432 - How you feel, man? You drunk? - Yeah. I'm pretty wasted. 225 00:11:19,499 --> 00:11:21,967 - Great. So what do we smash first? - I wanna smash a crate. 226 00:11:22,035 --> 00:11:24,162 - Yeah, a crate on his back. - Why don't you punch me? 227 00:11:24,237 --> 00:11:26,228 - Punch you? Punch you? - What? 228 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,501 I'm probably gonna get punched a lot in the tournament, right? 229 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:30,509 - Yeah. All right. - Okay, that's a good point. 230 00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:32,670 - Let's punch him. - Pop that shirt off, and we'll start punching. 231 00:11:32,746 --> 00:11:34,771 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah, man. 232 00:11:34,848 --> 00:11:38,340 Every time I'm gonna take... 233 00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:40,352 - Why can't you just take it off? - Just take it off. 234 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:42,581 - You're ruining the moment. - What is with you and the moment? 235 00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:44,146 You know what? Forget it. Forget it. 236 00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:46,158 - Who do you want to punch you first? - I don't care. 237 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:53,927 - That was good. - Well, you caught me off guard. 238 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,798 That was a big part of it. 239 00:11:56,870 --> 00:12:00,135 - That was the same spot. The same, exact spot. - Yeah. 240 00:12:00,207 --> 00:12:02,198 Charlie, if we keep this up, you're gonna be... 241 00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:04,334 the best underground street fighter ever, bro. 242 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:07,973 - Okay. Okay. Deandra. - Just 10 more minutes. 243 00:12:08,048 --> 00:12:11,142 - No, no. That's it. Dee, that's... - I love it. I need more of it. 244 00:12:11,218 --> 00:12:13,152 It's dangerous. Enough. Enough. 245 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,519 Come on, what the hell has gotten into you the last couple of days? 246 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,615 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 247 00:12:18,692 --> 00:12:21,286 You think I can't do this by myself? You think I'm on something? 248 00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:22,692 - "On something"? - Yeah. 249 00:12:22,762 --> 00:12:24,957 - I never said you were on something. - Then don't. Don't start. 250 00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:27,693 Hey, now we're talkin' here. She's a killer. 251 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,325 You're goddamn right I'm a killer. 252 00:12:29,402 --> 00:12:31,802 You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. 253 00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:34,500 - I will eat your babies, bitch. - Bring it! 254 00:12:34,574 --> 00:12:37,509 - Nobody's eating babies. - Hey, you lookin' to spar, little girl? 255 00:12:37,577 --> 00:12:39,545 - No. No fight. She's not ready. - Oh, I'm ready. 256 00:12:39,613 --> 00:12:41,843 - No, you're not ready. - I'm ready! Let me eat her babies. 257 00:12:41,915 --> 00:12:44,475 - What about next Friday, huh? - Yeah. How's Friday? 258 00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:46,815 - You're crazy. - How's Friday to you? 259 00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:48,718 What's the matter, "Frankie Fat Hands"? 260 00:12:48,788 --> 00:12:51,222 - You're afraid she's gonna get knocked out just like you did? - Hey! 261 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,020 - Get this lion off of me here. - No! 262 00:12:53,093 --> 00:12:55,687 No! You stop it. This is my fight. Do you understand me? 263 00:12:55,762 --> 00:12:58,526 I'm sick of men getting in my way. This is my fight. You hear me? 264 00:12:58,598 --> 00:13:01,658 - You hear what I'm saying? - Maybe we should leave these two alone, huh? 265 00:13:01,735 --> 00:13:04,329 Okay. We'll see you next Friday, huh? 266 00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:06,804 "Beauty Versus the Beast II." 267 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,603 Come on, Brianna. Here we go. 268 00:13:09,676 --> 00:13:12,110 - You're not ready for this fight. - Oh, I have an idea, Dad. 269 00:13:12,178 --> 00:13:15,944 Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face and hold the bag? 270 00:13:18,018 --> 00:13:20,248 I'm gonna paralyze this bitch. 271 00:15:00,787 --> 00:15:03,415 Yes, Dad, I know the fight is in a few hours, all right? 272 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:06,186 I'm trying to find my goddamn headband. Is that okay? 273 00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:09,285 Is it okay with you if I find my headband before I come down there? 274 00:15:09,362 --> 00:15:11,455 Is that all right with you, Dad? Jesus! 275 00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:13,556 Why didn't we get the orange one like I said? 276 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,568 This one might as well be goddamn camouflaged! 277 00:15:16,636 --> 00:15:19,571 Oh, good. Are you happy now? 278 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:22,005 I just punched a hole in my wall! 279 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,005 Are you sure you're okay, dude? 280 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,017 No, I'm not. 281 00:15:32,085 --> 00:15:34,417 I start thinking, you know, and it makes... 282 00:15:34,487 --> 00:15:37,354 It makes me so angry. 283 00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:43,595 What am I saying? 284 00:15:44,831 --> 00:15:46,765 Okay. Were gonna go... 285 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,063 We're gonna go sign you up for the fight. 286 00:15:49,135 --> 00:15:51,365 - Yes! - And you stay here and eat your eggs. 287 00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:54,271 Have the... Have... Make sure you eat some of the sandwich. 288 00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:57,434 - Yeah, you can just meet us down there, all right? - Can you meet us later? 289 00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:00,911 Meet you later? Can I meet you later? 290 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:03,448 - Are you gonna meet us? - Yes, I'm gonna meet you there later! 291 00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:05,381 All right. 292 00:16:17,797 --> 00:16:20,630 All right, sign here, here and here. 293 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,725 And what is this? 294 00:16:22,802 --> 00:16:27,034 These are waiver forms in case your fighter is seriously injured... or killed. 295 00:16:27,107 --> 00:16:30,076 Oh, we don't care about that. Sign away. 296 00:16:30,143 --> 00:16:32,077 - What's the, uh, fighter's name? - Clown Baby. 297 00:16:32,145 --> 00:16:34,943 - Clown Ba... Clown Baby? - Yeah. 298 00:16:35,014 --> 00:16:38,916 - You mean like a baby clown? - Not a baby clown. A clown ba... 299 00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:41,545 It's like a baby... It's like a clown that is a baby. 300 00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:45,421 - I said cl... clown baby. - Mm-mmm. You said baby clown. 301 00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:47,426 - I don't even care. - Yep. 302 00:16:47,494 --> 00:16:50,395 "Clown Baby"? What in the hell kind of a name is Clown Baby? 303 00:16:50,463 --> 00:16:53,261 Bro, it's perfect. Nobody's gonna bet on a guy named Clown Baby. 304 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,766 He's gonna be a huge underdog. 305 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:58,600 - Which means we stand to make even more money off him. - Exactly. 306 00:16:58,671 --> 00:17:01,731 - Oh, that's brilliant. - Hey, pal, 500 bucks on Clown Baby. 307 00:17:01,808 --> 00:17:04,242 Oh, Dennis. 500? That's all we got, dude. 308 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:07,939 You saw Charlie. We turned that kid into an animal. 309 00:17:11,684 --> 00:17:14,778 Oh, yeah? Call me a Holocaust victim? Say you're prettier than me? 310 00:17:14,854 --> 00:17:16,913 Okay, maybe that part might be a little bit true. 311 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:20,016 We'll see how pretty you are as soon as I punch a hole in your... 312 00:17:20,093 --> 00:17:22,027 Wha... 313 00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:24,029 Where the he... 314 00:17:24,097 --> 00:17:26,361 Who took my shit? 315 00:17:26,432 --> 00:17:28,366 I might have had some. 316 00:17:29,435 --> 00:17:31,494 What did you just say, you little bitch? 317 00:17:33,306 --> 00:17:36,036 I might have had some of your pills or whatever. 318 00:17:40,647 --> 00:17:43,081 Oh, yeah? 319 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:46,482 I am gonna punch a hole through your face. 320 00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:48,953 I'd like to see you try that. 321 00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:51,252 Yeah? 322 00:17:57,063 --> 00:18:00,328 - Ooh, you're gonna die! - Oh, I am gonna rip your face off... 323 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:04,131 - You're gonna die! - Make a shirt out of it, and I'm gonna wear it. 324 00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:08,834 I'm gonna take one second to take my shirt off, and then you're gonna die! 325 00:18:12,912 --> 00:18:15,403 What the... Hey, listen, lady. 326 00:18:15,481 --> 00:18:18,382 You wanna beat up on your little boyfriend, you go do it somewhere else. 327 00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:20,544 Watch the car. 328 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:39,521 - Dude, where the hell is your fighter? - He'll be here. 329 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,000 - He'll be here when? - Soon! 330 00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:45,300 - Okay, you have five minutes to put a fighter in that ring. - Okay. 331 00:18:45,372 --> 00:18:47,840 Just got off the phone with Charlie. 332 00:18:47,908 --> 00:18:49,842 - Well, where is he? - He's in jail with Dee. 333 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:52,378 - What? - Apparently they got all hopped up on amphetamines... 334 00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:54,539 and beat the shit out of some guy in front of the bar. 335 00:18:54,615 --> 00:18:57,345 - Amphetamines? - Yeah, like, steroids or something. I don't know. 336 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,851 - Damn it, Charlie. - Look at the dude he was supposed to fight. 337 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,548 - He's the scrawniest... - I know! Charlie would have killed that guy. 338 00:19:02,623 --> 00:19:03,715 We're gonna miss out on all this money. 339 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,758 - Anybody could kick that guy's ass. - I know. 340 00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:09,284 Come on. You could kick... You-You could kick that guy's ass. 341 00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:11,388 You think? 342 00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:14,628 Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're, like, the second toughest guy I know. 343 00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:16,032 I did bash Charlie good a couple times. 344 00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:17,400 - You almost hurt him once. - With the bottle? 345 00:19:17,471 --> 00:19:18,995 - Yeah, and that's next to impossible. - That was good. 346 00:19:19,072 --> 00:19:21,006 - You're... You're good. - I am good. 347 00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:23,167 Yeah. 348 00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:26,838 Tell you what. Um... Why don't you go stretch out. 349 00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:30,007 I'll talk to the bookie and let him know that Clown Baby... 350 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,017 has arrived. 351 00:19:33,287 --> 00:19:35,653 - Let's do it. - All right. 352 00:19:35,722 --> 00:19:37,747 Goddamn it. 353 00:19:37,824 --> 00:19:40,088 - Frankie, what's the deal? - She got arrested. 354 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,096 - Ah! I knew that skinny bitch would chicken out. - So we'll never get the fight. 355 00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:46,598 That's a shame, Frankie. Lot of unanswered questions. 356 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:50,501 You want your fight? You got your fight. You and me, right now. 357 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:53,596 - Well, I... No. - What? Daddy, you can beat him. Come on. 358 00:19:53,674 --> 00:19:56,199 - You're next. - It'll be like the old days. I will kill you. 359 00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:58,403 I will knock your nose off your face. 360 00:19:58,478 --> 00:20:00,742 You wanna knock something, you knock it off of me. 361 00:20:00,814 --> 00:20:02,907 - That's right. - All right, you got a fight. 362 00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,917 Greg, get my gloves. 363 00:20:04,985 --> 00:20:07,453 - I'm sorry, bro. - Yeah, well, sorry's not gonna get our money back. 364 00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:10,922 - He was so fast. - You should have moved around a little more and tired him out. 365 00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:12,982 - We have nothing. - I don't know what to say. 366 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:16,427 - I gave it my best. - Yeah. You know what? Your best wasn't good enough. 367 00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:18,657 - Hey, you have the time? - Aw, not you again. 368 00:20:18,732 --> 00:20:20,723 We don't have any money. We just lost it all. 369 00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:22,769 - Empty your pockets. - Hey, meth-head. 370 00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:24,861 Are you listening to me? We don't have any money. 371 00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:27,429 Do it, or I will kill you both. 372 00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:29,600 Okay, here you go. Look. Empty. 373 00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:31,109 - Now you. - I don't have anything. 374 00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:32,805 - Do it. - I don't have... 375 00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:35,575 - Just empty your pockets. - No. I'm not emptying 'em. I'm not even gonna... 376 00:20:35,649 --> 00:20:37,776 I don't feel like standing in this alley all night. 377 00:20:37,851 --> 00:20:39,876 - It's a matter of principle. - A matter of principle? 378 00:20:39,953 --> 00:20:43,719 - I don't feel like standing in an alley with a meth-head. - I'm gonna stab you, man! 379 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:46,850 - For the love of God, empty your pockets. - Okay. 380 00:20:50,997 --> 00:20:53,830 - What the hell is that? - Give it to me. 381 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,801 You give us a second. 382 00:20:58,538 --> 00:21:00,699 Where did you get that money? 383 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,642 I had to change the bet... a little. 384 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:06,008 - You bet against me? - I bet against you. 385 00:21:06,079 --> 00:21:08,343 - Why would you bet against me? - It was the right move. 386 00:21:08,415 --> 00:21:11,976 - I mean, you got your ass kicked. - Why wouldn't you tell me? 387 00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:15,021 I could have taken a dive. I wouldn't have had to get my ass kicked. 388 00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:17,989 Mac, it had to look real. 389 00:21:18,058 --> 00:21:20,288 Were you gonna tell me eventually? 390 00:21:22,496 --> 00:21:24,930 - Yes. - Yeah? 391 00:21:24,998 --> 00:21:28,365 - I was going to tell you eventually. - Yeah? 392 00:21:28,435 --> 00:21:31,199 You know what? Stab this son of a bitch. 393 00:21:31,271 --> 00:21:33,205 Oh, wait a second. Oh, come on, Mac. 394 00:21:33,273 --> 00:21:35,298 Don't be like that, man. You would have done the same thing. 395 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:39,243 Come on, don't act like a baby. 396 00:21:39,312 --> 00:21:41,371 Please don't stab me. 397 00:21:41,515 --> 00:21:44,541 Bash this ugly jerk's face in, Daddy. 398 00:21:44,618 --> 00:21:47,712 - Your last chance to chicken out. - That ain't gonna happen, Bobby. 399 00:21:47,788 --> 00:21:51,121 - I've been waiting for this for a long time. - All right, Frankie. 400 00:21:51,191 --> 00:21:53,386 Seeing that we're a couple of old men here... 401 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,485 I think we should lay down some ground rules. 402 00:21:55,562 --> 00:21:58,224 Now. Number one. 403 00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:25,822 Holy shit! 0 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,000