1 00:00:06,892 --> 00:00:07,980 ♪ 2 00:00:08,024 --> 00:00:09,068 DEE: No. 3 00:00:09,112 --> 00:00:10,809 No, no. This can't be happening. 4 00:00:10,852 --> 00:00:13,464 [stammering]: I-I-I'm too young. 5 00:00:13,507 --> 00:00:15,553 No, why are you doing this? I don't want to change. 6 00:00:15,596 --> 00:00:16,902 I don't want to change. Oh, God, it's hot. 7 00:00:16,945 --> 00:00:19,426 It's always so goddamn hot. 8 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:22,299 Someone's got to crack a door or a window. Oh, God, no. 9 00:00:22,342 --> 00:00:24,736 It's all happening too fast. [stammering] 10 00:00:24,779 --> 00:00:26,781 I had plans, and they w-were perfect plans. 11 00:00:26,825 --> 00:00:28,653 This is just all too soon! 12 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,307 [door opens and closes] 13 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:32,874 What the hell was that about? 14 00:00:32,918 --> 00:00:36,313 I'll tell you what that was about-- menopause. 15 00:00:36,356 --> 00:00:38,402 -What? Men... Menopause? -Oh, for real? -Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 16 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:40,143 I went through the same thing with Barbara. 17 00:00:40,186 --> 00:00:42,928 Overnight, she became completely irrational 18 00:00:42,971 --> 00:00:45,235 with the hot flashes and the mood swings 19 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:48,455 and the paranoia. [groans] That was the worst. 20 00:00:48,499 --> 00:00:50,675 Always accusing me of having affairs. 21 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,764 Hmm, right. But you were having affairs. 22 00:00:52,807 --> 00:00:54,722 Yeah, but it was a real headache, 23 00:00:54,766 --> 00:00:56,768 and you can't have that around here. 24 00:00:56,811 --> 00:00:59,118 I don't want this to be taken the wrong way 'cause, 25 00:00:59,162 --> 00:01:00,467 you know, I slept with Dee that one time... 26 00:01:00,511 --> 00:01:01,555 -[groans] -...but, like, 27 00:01:01,599 --> 00:01:03,818 I'm, like, sick of looking at her. 28 00:01:03,862 --> 00:01:05,298 -I, too. -You know? Is it, is it just me? 29 00:01:05,342 --> 00:01:07,344 -No. -Okay. -No. 30 00:01:07,387 --> 00:01:08,606 -No, it's not just you. -Okay, yeah, 'cause I'm not 31 00:01:08,649 --> 00:01:09,998 trying to be mean, it's not personal. 32 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:11,348 You're just being honest about how you feel. 33 00:01:11,391 --> 00:01:13,611 -Yeah. -Also, there's a smell. 34 00:01:13,654 --> 00:01:15,569 -Okay. -There's a smell, yeah. And a lot of women have this, 35 00:01:15,613 --> 00:01:17,615 and it makes me sick to my stomach, 36 00:01:17,658 --> 00:01:18,833 and-and I don't want to be around it, 37 00:01:18,877 --> 00:01:20,096 and I think that's what you're saying. 38 00:01:20,139 --> 00:01:22,837 Well, no, I haven't noticed a smell so much, 39 00:01:22,881 --> 00:01:24,491 but, no, I'm just saying, like... 40 00:01:24,535 --> 00:01:25,927 I feel a lot of tension in the workplace 41 00:01:25,971 --> 00:01:27,407 'cause we slept together, you know? 42 00:01:27,451 --> 00:01:29,453 Legally, that's called a hostile work environment. 43 00:01:29,496 --> 00:01:30,584 Okay, I can see that. 44 00:01:30,628 --> 00:01:32,151 We can legally fire her 45 00:01:32,195 --> 00:01:34,066 and bring in whichever man we want. 46 00:01:34,110 --> 00:01:35,633 Oh... okay. 47 00:01:35,676 --> 00:01:37,156 I see, I see where you were going with that. 48 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,898 Yeah, he's got an agenda. Uh, but either way, 49 00:01:39,941 --> 00:01:41,291 it-it doesn't matter. The point is, 50 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:42,857 what we're talking about here is replacing Dee, 51 00:01:42,901 --> 00:01:44,598 and I think it's a great idea. 52 00:01:44,642 --> 00:01:46,296 I think, I think it's long overdue. 53 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,080 Look, if we're going to bring in another woman, 54 00:01:48,124 --> 00:01:50,430 can we at least make sure she's competent? 55 00:01:50,474 --> 00:01:52,128 Competent? 56 00:01:52,171 --> 00:01:54,217 [scoffs] A monkey could do Dee's job. 57 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:55,218 [laughs] 58 00:01:55,261 --> 00:01:57,307 -[all laughing] -A monkey could. 59 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,135 ♪ 60 00:02:17,631 --> 00:02:21,244 Terrific. Thanks for coming in. All right. 61 00:02:21,287 --> 00:02:22,941 Move. Move. Not gonna get it. No. G-Give me a break. 62 00:02:22,984 --> 00:02:24,464 -Move. -Wait, what is... 63 00:02:24,508 --> 00:02:26,249 You listen to me right now, Jeffrey. You listen to me! 64 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:27,902 Because I have been listening to you for long enough. 65 00:02:27,946 --> 00:02:29,817 I'm sor-- Who-who-who are you? 66 00:02:29,861 --> 00:02:31,297 No! 67 00:02:31,341 --> 00:02:33,604 No, no, no. This can't be happening. 68 00:02:33,647 --> 00:02:35,475 This can't be happening, I'm too young. 69 00:02:35,519 --> 00:02:37,303 Why are you doing this to me? Why? 70 00:02:37,347 --> 00:02:38,217 I-I-I-- No. I don't want to change. 71 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:39,697 [gasping] 72 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:41,394 Y-You're not thinking straight, Cassandra. 73 00:02:41,438 --> 00:02:42,787 -You have to... -Oh, God, it's so hot. 74 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,528 Why is it always so goddamn hot? 75 00:02:44,571 --> 00:02:46,312 Somebody ought to crack a window. 76 00:02:46,356 --> 00:02:47,748 No, I-I-I need more time. 77 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,446 I had it all planned out. 78 00:02:49,489 --> 00:02:52,013 It was perfect, and this is just too soon! 79 00:02:52,057 --> 00:02:54,364 [sobbing] 80 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:55,626 [deep inhale] 81 00:02:55,669 --> 00:02:58,585 Oh, God! 82 00:03:03,068 --> 00:03:04,287 And that's the scene. 83 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:05,897 Yes, I'm aware. 84 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:08,247 I'm done. I was in character before, 85 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:11,032 but I'm me now, so you can tell me how good I was. 86 00:03:11,076 --> 00:03:14,035 Oh, okay. Well, you just cut in front of 15 other actresses. 87 00:03:14,079 --> 00:03:16,864 You're welcome. I took a gander at 'em and... [clicks tongue] 88 00:03:16,908 --> 00:03:18,518 [laughs] Plus, I do feel 89 00:03:18,562 --> 00:03:19,998 like that's what the character would have done, 90 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:21,739 and I've been in character all day. 91 00:03:21,782 --> 00:03:23,306 As a matter of fact, don't want to brag, 92 00:03:23,349 --> 00:03:24,307 but I've been in character all week. 93 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:26,004 -[laughs] -Okay, well, 94 00:03:26,047 --> 00:03:27,614 uh, I don't think you're quite what we're looking... 95 00:03:27,658 --> 00:03:30,661 Come on, man! No, I-I-I've been coming here for years, 96 00:03:30,704 --> 00:03:33,272 and-and you never put me past you to the director. 97 00:03:33,316 --> 00:03:35,840 Well, uh, listen, we have a-a lot of people 98 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,233 are going to be reading for this role. 99 00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:38,538 No! I'm gonna see the director. 100 00:03:38,582 --> 00:03:39,974 You're gonna put me through to the director, 101 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:41,106 that's what you're gonna do, 'cause I deserve it. 102 00:03:41,149 --> 00:03:42,803 I deserve it. I am a trained actor. 103 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:44,501 Okay? I have spent 104 00:03:44,544 --> 00:03:46,546 thousands of dollars on acting classes, 105 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:47,547 and are you gonna try and tell me 106 00:03:47,591 --> 00:03:48,940 that was just all for nothing? 107 00:03:48,983 --> 00:03:51,986 That all that money was just a waste? 108 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:55,425 [sniffs] Well, uh, not for your acting teacher. 109 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,035 Hmm? 110 00:03:57,078 --> 00:03:58,950 ♪ 111 00:04:02,345 --> 00:04:04,303 DENNIS: You know, guys, it occurs to me 112 00:04:04,347 --> 00:04:06,566 that, with this new employee, 113 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:08,307 we could be looking at a lot less work 114 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:09,917 and a lot more available time. 115 00:04:09,961 --> 00:04:11,528 Perhaps we should consider a vacation. 116 00:04:11,571 --> 00:04:14,357 Oh, that's not a bad idea, man. 117 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,228 I've actually been getting a lot more comfortable 118 00:04:16,272 --> 00:04:18,361 with the idea of travel lately, like, um, 119 00:04:18,404 --> 00:04:20,319 check this out, did you guys know that, uh, 120 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:21,842 Pittsburgh is in Pennsylvania? 121 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,322 -Yes. -Yeah. 122 00:04:23,366 --> 00:04:25,063 No, think about that, though, that-that's crazy. 123 00:04:25,106 --> 00:04:26,760 Like, two cities in one state? 124 00:04:26,804 --> 00:04:29,023 -No, that's-that's not crazy. -No. No, not at all. 125 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:30,851 No, no, no. [sighs] 126 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,157 All right, I don't think you understand. 127 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,332 There's two cities in the same state, 128 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:34,768 like, how is that even possible? 129 00:04:34,812 --> 00:04:37,815 All states have more than one city. 130 00:04:37,858 --> 00:04:38,990 That's totally possible. Yeah, multiple cities. 131 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:40,426 N... No. 132 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:42,080 -Yes. -There's... No. -Yes. 133 00:04:42,123 --> 00:04:44,300 There's... Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. 134 00:04:44,343 --> 00:04:45,649 Yes. 135 00:04:45,692 --> 00:04:47,259 So, that's what Pennsylvania is. 136 00:04:47,303 --> 00:04:48,956 -Oh, no. -No. 137 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,131 Oh, so Philadelphia's not Pennsylvania? 138 00:04:50,175 --> 00:04:51,350 -No. -No. 139 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:53,265 No, Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania-- 140 00:04:53,309 --> 00:04:55,136 -What is this man talking about? -I... 141 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:56,790 I'm saying, how does Pittsburgh work? Am I constantly 142 00:04:56,834 --> 00:04:58,575 going in and out of Pittsburgh throughout the day, yes or no? 143 00:04:58,618 --> 00:05:01,273 -BOTH: No. -[stammers] Explain this to me. 144 00:05:01,317 --> 00:05:03,797 Oh. Oh, I understand. I think I understand... 145 00:05:03,841 --> 00:05:05,364 -Really? -Finally, somebody gets it. 146 00:05:05,408 --> 00:05:06,974 He's saying he wants to go on a vacation. 147 00:05:07,018 --> 00:05:08,759 -Yeah. Well, yeah. -He wants to go somewhere exotic. 148 00:05:08,802 --> 00:05:11,501 -Yes. -He wants to go to Fire Island. He wants to go to Greece. 149 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,025 -He wants to experiment. -No. That's not what I'm saying, no. 150 00:05:14,068 --> 00:05:15,374 -He wants to try new things. -That is not what he said. 151 00:05:15,418 --> 00:05:16,375 Wait, we're not going to Pittsburgh. 152 00:05:16,419 --> 00:05:17,637 'Cause we're already there. 153 00:05:17,681 --> 00:05:19,639 We're not in Pittsburgh. We're in Philadel-- 154 00:05:19,683 --> 00:05:21,424 -I-- This-this is not easy. -[door opens] 155 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:24,557 Hey-o. Check it out. [laughs] 156 00:05:24,601 --> 00:05:26,211 What the hell is this? 157 00:05:26,254 --> 00:05:27,560 It's Dee's replacement. 158 00:05:27,604 --> 00:05:29,257 Why did you get a monkey? 159 00:05:29,301 --> 00:05:32,652 Well, you know, we're gonna hire a girl to do Dee's job. 160 00:05:32,696 --> 00:05:35,525 We're gonna have to pay her. You don't have to pay a monkey shit, 161 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,483 so I got a monkey instead. 162 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:40,356 It's like I said, a monkey could do her job. 163 00:05:40,399 --> 00:05:41,705 Okay, but that's just an expression, Frank. 164 00:05:41,748 --> 00:05:43,271 We need an actual person. 165 00:05:43,315 --> 00:05:45,361 Oh, yeah? Check this out. 166 00:05:45,404 --> 00:05:47,624 -Monkey, beer. -[monkey chittering] 167 00:05:51,454 --> 00:05:52,411 [Frank laughs] 168 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:54,979 See? Great, huh? 169 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,590 No. No, not great. Ridiculous. 170 00:05:57,634 --> 00:05:59,200 You think a monkey can run a bar? 171 00:05:59,244 --> 00:06:00,898 Run a bar? 172 00:06:00,941 --> 00:06:03,422 I thought it was just to do Dee's job. 173 00:06:03,466 --> 00:06:05,032 Oh, yeah. We need someone to watch over the bar 174 00:06:05,076 --> 00:06:06,077 -'cause we're gonna go on vacation now. -Right. 175 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,731 -Ooh, vacation? -Mm-hmm. 176 00:06:07,774 --> 00:06:10,211 -Has anybody floated out Pittsburgh? -Ah. 177 00:06:10,255 --> 00:06:11,517 What is with you guys and Pittsburgh? 178 00:06:11,561 --> 00:06:13,258 Okay, we're not going to Pittsburgh. 179 00:06:13,301 --> 00:06:14,999 If we're gonna go on vacation, we're gonna go someplace good. 180 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,261 -[monkey chittering] -Yeah, thanks. 181 00:06:16,304 --> 00:06:17,828 [chuckles] 182 00:06:17,871 --> 00:06:19,220 I mean, we've got the whole world to choose from, 183 00:06:19,264 --> 00:06:20,918 and you guys want to go to the second-best city 184 00:06:20,961 --> 00:06:22,702 in-in Pennsylvania? It's crazy. [slurping] 185 00:06:22,746 --> 00:06:23,877 Well, I don't know, like, are we in Pittsburgh right now? 186 00:06:23,921 --> 00:06:25,270 Pretty nice. We like Pittsburgh. 187 00:06:25,313 --> 00:06:26,402 Like, you know, how does Pittsburgh work, you know? 188 00:06:26,445 --> 00:06:28,447 Whoa, hang on a second now. 189 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:31,145 That is really good. What'd the monkey put in this? 190 00:06:31,189 --> 00:06:32,712 [laughs] Beats me. 191 00:06:32,756 --> 00:06:34,975 -[chittering] -DENNIS: Okay, well, 192 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:37,456 it's-it's very, very delicious, uh... [laughs] 193 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,457 What's the deal with this monkey, anyway? 194 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:40,241 He some kind of mixologist? 195 00:06:40,285 --> 00:06:41,504 He used to work in the movies. 196 00:06:41,547 --> 00:06:43,375 He comes from a long line of movie monkeys. 197 00:06:43,419 --> 00:06:44,811 Rumor has it 198 00:06:44,855 --> 00:06:46,552 that he also did a short stint 199 00:06:46,596 --> 00:06:48,598 making drinks for Kitty Dukakis. 200 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:49,947 -Wow. -Yeah. -Okay, okay. Interesting. 201 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:51,731 You know those were stiff. [laughs] 202 00:06:51,775 --> 00:06:53,341 Eventually, we're gonna need an actual person 203 00:06:53,385 --> 00:06:54,952 to run the bar if we're gonna go on vacation, 204 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:57,041 you know, but, uh, while we're landing 205 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,651 on where exactly to go, let's, uh... [slurps] 206 00:06:58,695 --> 00:07:00,392 Mmm. 207 00:07:00,436 --> 00:07:02,481 Let's keep the monkey around 'cause that is 208 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:05,092 the best beer I've ever had in my entire life, I swear to God. 209 00:07:05,136 --> 00:07:06,485 Dee has never made a beer that tastes like that. 210 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:07,617 -You guys got to try this. -[laughs] -Really? 211 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,314 -I bet, yeah. -Monkey. 212 00:07:09,357 --> 00:07:12,143 -Three more. -Yeah. All right. 213 00:07:12,186 --> 00:07:13,361 -[chittering] -Look at that. 214 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:17,061 Hello. Good afternoon. 215 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,280 I'm Deandra Reynolds, 216 00:07:19,324 --> 00:07:23,502 and thank you all so much for joining my acting class. 217 00:07:23,546 --> 00:07:24,982 For starters... 218 00:07:26,244 --> 00:07:28,115 I don't have a limp. 219 00:07:28,159 --> 00:07:30,683 [laughs] Right? 220 00:07:30,727 --> 00:07:32,337 Don't be shy. 221 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:34,600 -Thank you. -[scattered applause] 222 00:07:34,644 --> 00:07:36,950 Thank you so much. Thank you. 223 00:07:36,994 --> 00:07:38,778 Oh, here's the thing, 224 00:07:38,822 --> 00:07:41,085 the first order of business, 225 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,436 and perhaps the most important thing, is payment. 226 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,178 Now, did everyone have a chance to get cash or cashier's check? 227 00:07:47,221 --> 00:07:49,006 Okay, good. Great. 228 00:07:49,049 --> 00:07:50,573 Great, wonderful. Okay, well, let's get started. 229 00:07:50,616 --> 00:07:51,965 -[pen clicks] -Chain saw, 230 00:07:52,009 --> 00:07:54,794 avocado, marlin. What'd I just say? You. 231 00:07:54,838 --> 00:07:58,581 Um... chain saw, avocado, marlin? 232 00:07:58,624 --> 00:08:00,104 Right! 233 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,540 Which is wrong. 234 00:08:01,584 --> 00:08:05,239 You just violated the first rule of acting. 235 00:08:05,283 --> 00:08:06,458 You listened. 236 00:08:06,502 --> 00:08:07,894 When you are listening, 237 00:08:07,938 --> 00:08:09,417 you are not talking, 238 00:08:09,461 --> 00:08:11,245 and if you're not talking, you're not getting paid. 239 00:08:11,289 --> 00:08:14,074 You know who doesn't talk throughout an entire movie? 240 00:08:14,118 --> 00:08:15,336 An extra. 241 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:18,035 Which brings me to rule number two, 242 00:08:18,078 --> 00:08:20,080 acting is... 243 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,908 Oh, um, reacting. 244 00:08:21,952 --> 00:08:25,085 Wrong again. Acting is ignoring. 245 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:26,478 Think about it. 246 00:08:26,522 --> 00:08:27,914 Ignore reality. 247 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:30,090 You're in a casting office, not Jurassic Park. 248 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,788 Ignore your scene partner 249 00:08:31,831 --> 00:08:33,964 because you better goddamn believe they're ignoring you. 250 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:37,010 And, for Christ's sake, ignore the script, okay? 251 00:08:37,054 --> 00:08:39,186 [chuckles] You're better than a writer, right? 252 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:40,231 Writers are dorks, okay? 253 00:08:40,274 --> 00:08:42,842 Any questions? 254 00:08:42,886 --> 00:08:45,149 No! Put your hands down! 255 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,629 No. 256 00:08:46,672 --> 00:08:47,934 Don't ask questions. 257 00:08:47,978 --> 00:08:49,370 That shows you don't know something, 258 00:08:49,414 --> 00:08:50,546 which makes you look weak. 259 00:08:50,589 --> 00:08:52,548 Got it? 260 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:54,941 Now, if we could circle back on the payment thing again, 261 00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:57,074 it's pretty important to me, okay? 262 00:08:57,117 --> 00:08:58,597 'Cause I'm-I'm dead serious, 263 00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:02,383 you're not walking out of here without the payment. 264 00:09:02,427 --> 00:09:03,602 Oh, my God, Charlie, 265 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:05,561 we're not going to Scranton. 266 00:09:05,604 --> 00:09:07,563 All right, fine. What about Harrisburg? Williamsport? 267 00:09:07,606 --> 00:09:08,738 Altoona? You know... 268 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,435 Okay, will you at least consider 269 00:09:10,478 --> 00:09:12,132 going someplace outside of Pennsylvania? 270 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,222 All those cities are in Pennsylvania? 271 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,659 Are you kidding me? Like, you don't want to know-- 272 00:09:16,702 --> 00:09:17,964 thank you, monkey-- you don't want to know, like, 273 00:09:18,008 --> 00:09:19,618 how this shit works, man? 274 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:22,795 No. I don't want to find out how zoning districts work. 275 00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:24,841 I don't care about that. Thank you, monkey. 276 00:09:24,884 --> 00:09:26,407 I want to go somewhere exotic. 277 00:09:26,451 --> 00:09:27,670 Baltimore? 278 00:09:27,713 --> 00:09:29,628 -Baltimore is not exotic, Frank. -DENNIS: No. 279 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:32,283 I'll tell you, I've seen shit happen in Baltimore 280 00:09:32,326 --> 00:09:34,241 -that would blow your mind. Thank you, monkey. -Wow. 281 00:09:34,285 --> 00:09:35,939 You know what, guys? I'll tell you what. 282 00:09:35,982 --> 00:09:36,896 Regardless of where we decide to go, 283 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:38,463 we're taking this goddamn monkey 284 00:09:38,506 --> 00:09:40,204 -because I love this guy. I love him. -Oh, yeah. 285 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,162 It would be great if we could hire more monkeys 286 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,164 to do our job for us while we're gone. 287 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,471 Like, a team of monkeys who run the bar, you know what I mean? 288 00:09:46,514 --> 00:09:49,082 -Mm. -Oh, yeah, 'cause they're all out of work now, you know? 289 00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:51,041 -CHARLIE: Yeah. -Yeah, because Hollywood decided 290 00:09:51,084 --> 00:09:53,652 you can't beat 'em no more, so they had to set 'em all free. 291 00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:55,132 -What? -Are you seriously? -You can't beat monkeys? 292 00:09:55,175 --> 00:09:56,307 -No, you can't. -At all? 293 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:57,874 Those monkeys don't even have jobs anymore 294 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,049 -'cause of these snowflakes? -Not allowed to do it no more. 295 00:09:59,092 --> 00:10:00,877 -These Hollywood... -Oh, my God. 296 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,052 I do have to admit, though, 297 00:10:02,095 --> 00:10:04,532 it-it is a little disappointing to, um, 298 00:10:04,576 --> 00:10:07,710 discover that a team of primates could do our jobs for us, but... 299 00:10:07,753 --> 00:10:09,320 [stammers] I'm gonna blow past it 300 00:10:09,363 --> 00:10:10,626 because I really do want to come up 301 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:11,931 with a vacation spot for us, you know? 302 00:10:11,975 --> 00:10:13,846 So, here's what I'm thinking, guys. 303 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:15,631 E-Everybody grab a napkin there, okay? 304 00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:16,457 -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -Grab a napkin. 305 00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:18,416 And, uh, everybody 306 00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:21,288 write down a destination on the napkin, 307 00:10:21,332 --> 00:10:22,899 and then we'll put that destination 308 00:10:22,942 --> 00:10:25,075 in this bowl right here, 309 00:10:25,118 --> 00:10:26,729 I'll pick one out, 310 00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:28,600 -and that way not one of us decides... -Oh. 311 00:10:28,644 --> 00:10:30,689 ...but we let fate take over. 312 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,473 -What do you guys think about that plan? -Okay. 313 00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:34,040 KIKI: I didn't say that 314 00:10:34,084 --> 00:10:36,173 -I don't love you. -Then what is it? 315 00:10:36,216 --> 00:10:37,827 Is it my gang ties? Because I don't need that shit. 316 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,132 I'll leave it all behind. 317 00:10:39,176 --> 00:10:41,352 -Just tell me what's wrong. -[mouthing along] 318 00:10:41,395 --> 00:10:42,570 KIKI: The baby... 319 00:10:42,614 --> 00:10:45,182 It's not yours. It's my... 320 00:10:45,225 --> 00:10:47,184 my... 321 00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:49,273 -my father's. -Bigger. 322 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,188 -[inhales] My father's! -N-- louder. 323 00:10:51,231 --> 00:10:54,147 -[yelling]: My father's! -Yes! 324 00:10:54,191 --> 00:10:55,366 Good. Now you go. 325 00:10:56,802 --> 00:10:59,152 -Your father's?! -Louder. 326 00:10:59,196 --> 00:11:01,677 [yelling]: Your father's?! 327 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,810 Okay! Now, this is what I'm talking about. 328 00:11:04,854 --> 00:11:06,682 Nice work. [applauds] Do you all see that? 329 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:08,771 Goddamn, that's what I want. I want to be able 330 00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:10,642 to see your performance from the fucking moon. 331 00:11:10,686 --> 00:11:12,818 Guys, the louder you are, 332 00:11:12,862 --> 00:11:15,342 the more people have to pay attention to you. 333 00:11:15,386 --> 00:11:18,258 Yeah... [sighs] Yeah, I-I don't understand the script. 334 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,564 What movie did you say this was from? 335 00:11:19,607 --> 00:11:21,827 I-I didn't. I wrote it. 336 00:11:21,871 --> 00:11:23,960 It's a mash-up of Chinatown 337 00:11:24,003 --> 00:11:26,179 and Tupac Shakur's Poetic Justice. 338 00:11:26,223 --> 00:11:28,616 Oh. Are you, are you gonna write all the scenes? 339 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:31,750 Well, there you go asking a bunch of questions again, Tony. 340 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:33,012 [laughs] Uh, Kiki, 341 00:11:33,056 --> 00:11:34,797 how does that make him seem to you? 342 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,234 Um... weak? 343 00:11:37,277 --> 00:11:39,062 Weak! Good. Very good. 344 00:11:39,105 --> 00:11:40,846 Now, you, Kiki, you're really getting this. 345 00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:42,282 But did you feel that? 346 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,980 Did you feel how he went from, like, a hot stud 347 00:11:44,023 --> 00:11:46,199 you'd like to bang to a weak little bitch 348 00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:48,027 right before your eyes? Right? 349 00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:49,899 I mean, that doesn't mean I still wouldn't do him, 350 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,465 but that's between him and me. 351 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:53,076 Tony, see me after class. 352 00:11:53,119 --> 00:11:55,774 Um... Okay. 353 00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:58,603 Wrong! Wrong! Okay. 354 00:11:58,646 --> 00:12:00,997 People in power will try and bang you. 355 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,435 Now, sometimes it will be necessary to get the part, 356 00:12:04,478 --> 00:12:06,524 but assess the situation. 357 00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,569 Why go all the way when a simple hand job will suffice? 358 00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:12,878 Tony, do see me after class. 359 00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:14,619 DENNIS: And the place 360 00:12:14,662 --> 00:12:16,447 that we're going to is... 361 00:12:18,579 --> 00:12:20,973 [sighs] "Yell"... "Yellow"? 362 00:12:21,017 --> 00:12:23,193 What is, what is this? Who, who wrote this? 363 00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:26,370 Uh... [stammers] Me. Yeah. 364 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,676 W-Were you trying to s-say Yellowstone or...? 365 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,636 Uh... no. Uh, just yellow. 366 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:33,072 -Just yellow? Just the color yellow? -Uh, well, I panicked. 367 00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:34,421 You know, you were shooting down all the other places 368 00:12:34,465 --> 00:12:35,988 I've been naming, so I-I couldn't think of something. 369 00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:38,121 Okay, well, that's not a goddamn place, you idiot, so.. 370 00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:39,600 [groans] We're gonna try this again. 371 00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:41,515 Next place I pick out, that's where we're gonna go. 372 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:43,387 Mm-hmm. 373 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,780 -"Purple." -Mm. 374 00:12:44,823 --> 00:12:46,216 What is happening? 375 00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:48,305 [burps] That was me. Yeah, I did purple. 376 00:12:48,348 --> 00:12:49,567 -You did purple? Two of you wrote colors? -Yeah, I... 377 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:51,047 Okay, so you thought of a color, too? 378 00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:52,657 I didn't understand the assignment either. 379 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,528 -It-it was not clear. -I said write down a destination, 380 00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:55,703 -and two people wrote down colors? -We're sorry, we're sorry. 381 00:12:55,747 --> 00:12:57,183 -I don't understand... -I like purple. 382 00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:58,881 I like purple, too, Frank. That's why I wrote it down. 383 00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:00,708 Well, maybe we could go there. That could be pretty. 384 00:13:00,752 --> 00:13:02,972 Go where?! Purple? That's not a place! 385 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,148 -That-- All right, you know... -CHARLIE: Okay, you're right. 386 00:13:05,191 --> 00:13:08,368 I think, um... these beers are a little strong. 387 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,893 -Are you drunk? -I-- these beers are a little strong... 388 00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:12,764 I will admit that the beers are also stronger 389 00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:14,461 -than I was anticipating. -I like this beer. 390 00:13:14,505 --> 00:13:15,549 You know what, guys? 391 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:17,508 I'm having a lot of fun here. 392 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:19,510 Uh, but I do want to figure this out, so, new plan. 393 00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:20,946 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 394 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,079 Instead of writing down places, 395 00:13:23,122 --> 00:13:26,125 why don't we write down key words? 396 00:13:26,169 --> 00:13:27,648 Or phrases, you know? 397 00:13:27,692 --> 00:13:28,998 Let's go with our instincts, you know? 398 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,260 Whatever we want to feel, 399 00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:31,870 what-whatever we want to experience 400 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:33,350 on the vacation, okay? And then 401 00:13:33,393 --> 00:13:34,742 we'll put it up on a board. 402 00:13:34,786 --> 00:13:36,309 We'll look at it all together and then maybe 403 00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:39,051 the destination will just reveal itself to us. 404 00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:42,141 And... we can drink more monkey beer. 405 00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:43,751 -Yeah. -[laughs] 406 00:13:43,795 --> 00:13:45,928 -Monkey! -We'll drink monkey beer while we're doing it. 407 00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:48,017 -Monkey. -Four more monkey beers, monkey. 408 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,845 -Monkey, monkey, monkey beer! -Monkey! Four more! 409 00:13:52,543 --> 00:13:54,327 Ms. Reynolds, can I talk to you for a second? 410 00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:56,808 Oh, God, what's this? Listen, if you don't have the cash, 411 00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:59,332 you're gonna want to borrow it from, like, an uncle or a friend 412 00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:00,943 or something 'cause I don't make exceptions. [chuckles] 413 00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:03,902 No. It's, uh, it's not the money, um... 414 00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:06,687 I just wanted to say... thank you. 415 00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:08,515 It feels 416 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:10,561 so good to be seen like that. 417 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:12,737 My parents don't really believe in me, so... 418 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:15,261 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop talking. 419 00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:17,960 Holy shit. [gasps] 420 00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:20,571 You're making me realize something here. 421 00:14:20,614 --> 00:14:21,920 Maybe this doesn't have to be a scam. 422 00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:22,965 What? 423 00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:24,183 Well, what I mean is, 424 00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:25,924 I-I was just able to give you something 425 00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,186 your parents never did, 426 00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:29,797 and all-all I had to do was... [chuckles] 427 00:14:29,841 --> 00:14:32,452 toss you a single compliment. [gasps] 428 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,280 I can control you. 429 00:14:34,324 --> 00:14:37,544 I can make you feel however I want you to feel, 430 00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:39,895 which will help you be a better actor. 431 00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:42,027 -Oh, I do want to be a better... -Shh. I'm not done. 432 00:14:42,071 --> 00:14:45,944 [gasps] Oh, that's-that's real power. 433 00:14:45,988 --> 00:14:48,773 Way more power than just acting, and I think that's what it was 434 00:14:48,816 --> 00:14:50,470 probably all about for me, you know? 435 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,777 I just... I was searching for a sense of control. 436 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:53,865 Oh, Kiki... 437 00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:55,432 [laughing]: you were... 438 00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:57,129 terrible. 439 00:14:57,173 --> 00:14:59,088 Wait, I-I was? 440 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,959 No. No. [laughs] 441 00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:02,656 -[sighs] -I'm kidding. 442 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,703 [gasps] You were amazing. 443 00:15:05,746 --> 00:15:08,488 And you're going to make it. 444 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,925 I believe in you. 445 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:11,970 Oh, you do? 446 00:15:12,014 --> 00:15:13,885 Maybe. 447 00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:15,713 I'm not going to tell you right now. 448 00:15:18,107 --> 00:15:19,325 But yes. 449 00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:21,197 [both laughing] 450 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,634 Oh, my God! This is... [gasps] 451 00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:25,636 This is amazing. Yes, Kiki, yes. 452 00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,377 I'm going to be there for you. 453 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,248 I'm going to be the mother and father that you never had. 454 00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:31,859 -I'm only going to take 35%... -[phone buzzing] 455 00:15:31,903 --> 00:15:32,904 ...of all your future earnings, 456 00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:34,645 and I will never, never 457 00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:37,343 turn my back on you, do you understand? 458 00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:39,737 -Yes. -Because you-- Can you give me one second? 459 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,521 -My phone is buzzing off the hook in my pocket. -Oh, yeah. 460 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,349 One sec. Hello? 461 00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:45,090 No! I'm gonna see the director. 462 00:15:45,134 --> 00:15:48,006 Um, hi, yes. Uh, is this Deandra Reynolds? 463 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,095 -Yup. -[over phone]: Right. Well, uh, 464 00:15:50,139 --> 00:15:51,923 -I'm so sorry to just call you out of the blue like this... -Faster. 465 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:53,707 -What? -Faster. 466 00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,927 Right. Brilliant. Um, 467 00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,798 well, I am the director of the TV show 468 00:15:57,842 --> 00:15:58,886 that you crashed the audition on the other day, 469 00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,280 and we have a role that... 470 00:16:01,324 --> 00:16:03,674 -Slower. -[laughs] 471 00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:04,936 All right, um, 472 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:07,417 well, as I was saying, I am... 473 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,896 the... director... 474 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,246 Too slow. Don't start over. 475 00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:13,379 [chuckles] Okay. Uh, well, I saw your tape, 476 00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:16,904 and, based on what I saw, and this conversation, 477 00:16:16,948 --> 00:16:18,863 I think we have a part that might be right for you. 478 00:16:18,906 --> 00:16:19,951 Stop. 479 00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:22,910 Attention, everyone. 480 00:16:22,954 --> 00:16:25,261 Dee Reynolds Acting School is officially closed. 481 00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:27,089 And I'm sorry, there will be no return on investments, 482 00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:29,656 but it was in the fine print. Have a wonderful afternoon. 483 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,658 Continue. 484 00:16:33,486 --> 00:16:34,922 -[phone ringing] -[rooster crows] 485 00:16:36,881 --> 00:16:40,232 [groans] Oh, my God. Oh, guys. 486 00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:43,235 -[groans] -What the hell is happening? 487 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,237 -[clears throat] Guys, wake up. -Huh? 488 00:16:45,281 --> 00:16:46,238 -Wake... -[groans] 489 00:16:46,282 --> 00:16:47,718 -Huh? -Wha... 490 00:16:47,761 --> 00:16:49,894 Oh, my God. My head is killing me. 491 00:16:49,937 --> 00:16:53,115 Oh, dude. I am very hungover. I do not feel good. 492 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:55,769 Charlie, you're full of scratches. 493 00:16:55,813 --> 00:16:57,945 -So are you. -[sighs] 494 00:16:57,989 --> 00:16:59,860 -Wait, I got scratches, too. -Oh, shit. [groans] 495 00:16:59,904 --> 00:17:02,167 -Dude, Mac, I think you got bit in the neck, man. -[winces] 496 00:17:02,211 --> 00:17:03,777 -Is that shit on the bar? -[groans] 497 00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:05,518 What-what is that... 498 00:17:05,562 --> 00:17:08,347 sour, salty taste in my mouth? Do you guys have that? 499 00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:09,696 -Yeah, I got that. -Yes. Yes, I have that. 500 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:12,177 -What is that? [groans] -Yeah, it's real bad. 501 00:17:12,221 --> 00:17:13,265 Uh-oh, guys... 502 00:17:13,309 --> 00:17:14,658 CHARLIE: Oh, yeah, I feel like shit. 503 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,094 I think we've been outsmarted. 504 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:17,400 -What? -Huh? 505 00:17:17,443 --> 00:17:19,271 [scoffs] The monkey got us drunk, 506 00:17:19,315 --> 00:17:20,403 assaulted us, 507 00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:21,795 robbed the bar, 508 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:23,667 and possibly fucked our mouths. 509 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,103 [retching] 510 00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:28,933 -Oh, God! -Yeah, he did. That is what happened. 511 00:17:28,976 --> 00:17:30,282 Yeah, the guy who sold him to me 512 00:17:30,326 --> 00:17:31,892 did say something like this could happen. 513 00:17:31,936 --> 00:17:33,546 He did?! 514 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,374 Yeah. Apparently, the monkey's grandfather 515 00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:37,811 was Fatty Arbuckle's monkey, 516 00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:38,899 and you know how these things go. 517 00:17:38,943 --> 00:17:40,727 These monkeys are passed down 518 00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:42,773 from one Hollywood creep to the next, 519 00:17:42,816 --> 00:17:44,166 until, eventually, 520 00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:46,298 they wind up under a bridge in Philly 521 00:17:46,342 --> 00:17:48,474 getting drunk and pulling scams. 522 00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:51,260 -[groans] Goddamn. All right. -What? 523 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,088 All right, all right, we got to think about this. All right, 524 00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:56,178 so let's not take the monkey on our vacation. 525 00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:57,962 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 526 00:17:58,005 --> 00:17:59,442 The vacation. 527 00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:01,096 I think we landed on a vacation destination last night. 528 00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:03,359 Yeah, we did, we did. Look, look, look. 529 00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:04,838 -Oh, look at the board. -We did? -Yeah. 530 00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:06,231 We got something on here. Let's um... 531 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,146 Okay, should we see where we're going? 532 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,322 -Yeah, where are we going? -Where we going? Where we going? 533 00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:12,716 All right, here we go... 534 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,761 "Monkey beer island 535 00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:17,024 of green and fight." 536 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:19,114 -[sighs] Goddamn it. -That's not a place. 537 00:18:19,157 --> 00:18:20,724 -That's not a place? -No, it's not! 538 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,161 No, it's not a goddamn place. You know what this is? 539 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:24,815 This is the ramblings of four men 540 00:18:24,858 --> 00:18:26,338 who got very, very drunk last night on a mystery concoction 541 00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:28,384 invented by a wild animal. 542 00:18:28,427 --> 00:18:30,255 [whimpers] Why can't we just be normal? 543 00:18:30,299 --> 00:18:31,822 -That is what it is. -That's so weird. 544 00:18:31,865 --> 00:18:33,040 Why would we do that? 545 00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:35,130 Because the monkey beers were so delicious. 546 00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:37,219 All right? That-that-that monkey may have been a pervert, 547 00:18:37,262 --> 00:18:39,960 but he was also a genius, which is often the case in Hollywood. 548 00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:41,440 You know what I'm thinking? 549 00:18:41,484 --> 00:18:43,616 'Cause I'm seeing a lot of empty whiskey bottles around, 550 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:45,792 I'm thinking maybe that monkey was just pouring, like, 551 00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:47,185 half a bottle of whiskey in each beer. 552 00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:48,186 -You know? -That could be. 553 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,318 Based on my hangover, I think 554 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:50,667 that's what I'm, that's what I'm feeling. 555 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:51,798 -[sighs] Goddamn it. -That tracks, that tracks. 556 00:18:51,842 --> 00:18:53,409 So, monkey beer 557 00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:55,672 is just whiskey... 558 00:18:55,715 --> 00:18:57,804 -CHARLIE: Whiskey-beer, yeah. -...beer? 559 00:18:57,848 --> 00:19:00,416 So... 560 00:19:00,459 --> 00:19:04,289 "Whiskey beer island of green and fight." 561 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,421 -[door opens] -We're nowhere. We're nowhere. 562 00:19:05,464 --> 00:19:08,250 Hey-o! Whoa, what the hell happened... 563 00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,687 Eh, you know what? Don't care. 564 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,906 Do not even care 'cause guess what, dick nips. 565 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:16,127 This big, dumb, flightless bird just booked a huge acting gig. 566 00:19:16,171 --> 00:19:18,564 Why don't you feast your eyes on 567 00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:21,393 "Obnoxious American MILF #1"? 568 00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:23,221 [laughs] 569 00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:26,224 -In your faces. That's right. -Ah... 570 00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:27,878 And guess what. I leave tomorrow morning 571 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,315 at 6:30 a.m. on a first-class flight 572 00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:34,014 'cause it shoots in Ireland, baby. 573 00:19:34,058 --> 00:19:36,147 Yeah! 574 00:19:36,191 --> 00:19:37,453 Body slam! 575 00:19:37,496 --> 00:19:38,671 -[laughs] -[groans] 576 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,762 -I mean, she doesn't-- She comes in screaming. -That was the worst. 577 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,416 -Screaming. -Cackling like a witch. 578 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:47,332 Just screaming and screeching, like... [sighs] 579 00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:49,116 Oh, my God. 580 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,553 [gasps] 581 00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:55,471 Oh, my God. 582 00:19:55,514 --> 00:19:57,734 [gasps] 583 00:19:57,777 --> 00:20:00,302 -What? What is it? -I don't know. 584 00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:01,607 -I don't know. -Uh, you don't know? 585 00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,130 -Right? It wasn't clear. -Frank looked at me... 586 00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:04,523 Why did you guys act like you knew what it was, then? 587 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:05,959 I don't know. We were all getting excited together. 588 00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,222 -I was excited... [stammers] -And, yeah, uh... 589 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:08,571 Goddamn it. Frank, you tell them what it is. 590 00:20:08,614 --> 00:20:10,834 -Yeah, what is it? -I don't know what it is. 591 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,705 -You don't... -Okay, yeah, we don't know, uh, we don't know what it is. 592 00:20:12,749 --> 00:20:15,186 Guys, guys. 593 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:18,145 "Whiskey beer island of green and fight." 594 00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:20,409 That's Ireland. 595 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,062 Goddamn, you guys. 596 00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:24,543 What is this delicious drink? This is good. 597 00:20:24,587 --> 00:20:26,197 I was gonna go home and get some sleep, 598 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,112 but I might have to get a couple soda pops in first, 599 00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:30,767 you know what I mean? Nice job. 600 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:33,160 Mmm. Mmm. 601 00:20:33,204 --> 00:20:34,901 ["Pot of Gold" by Christopher Beaty playing] 602 00:20:34,945 --> 00:20:37,077 Ooh, wow. Is that poop? 603 00:20:37,121 --> 00:20:39,079 ♪ Hey!♪ 604 00:20:39,123 --> 00:20:41,081 ♪