1 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:16,149 CHARLIE: What if we let off some fireworks in here, huh? 2 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,584 DENNIS: Fireworks in the bar? 3 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:18,652 It's never been done before. Right? 4 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,187 That could be kind of good, right? 5 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,222 You'll burn the place to the ground. 6 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,657 But Charlie is right, though. Like, we have to have 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,292 -some kind of flair for this business meeting. -Yeah. 8 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:26,760 This guy's a huge potential investor. 9 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,362 He could give Paddy's tons of money. 10 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:30,197 I know, we need pageantry. We need, uh-- 11 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,231 Oh, dude, I just thought of something. 12 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,100 What if it's not a guy? What if it's a woman? 13 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:35,202 If-if it's a woman, I got flowers prepped for her. 14 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:36,737 -Okay. -Oh. 15 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:40,340 And if it's a guy, I got a football ready for him. 16 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,742 -Nice. Okay, that's good. -No, well-- No. 17 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,144 Hold on. What if it's a guy who hates football 18 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,146 -but loves flowers? -Right, right, right. 19 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,282 -Or a woman who loves football but hates flowers? -Hates flowers. 20 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:49,416 MAC: Or a woman who was assigned 21 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,618 male gender at birth 22 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,254 -but has retained her traditional love of the game? -Yes. 23 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,290 Which she has the right to do. 24 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,525 -That is her right... -Of course, it's 2021... -DEE: That's fine. Yeah. 25 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,761 Here's the bottom line, you guys: it's 2021, 26 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:03,030 all bets are off, okay? 27 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,665 -Uh, the chances of this person walking in... -(door opens) 28 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:07,668 and being your typical vanilla white guy are slim to none. 29 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,370 Hi. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, my-my name's Gary. 30 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,472 I'm here to speak to the owners of Paddy's Pub. 31 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,641 -Uh-- Oh. -Oh, thank sweet Jesus. -(laughs) 32 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,710 -All right! -Gary. -This is a relief. 33 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,145 FRANK: Gary. 34 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,479 -It is so good to see you. -(whoops) 35 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,348 This I can wrap my head around. 36 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,150 Uh, Gary, we're gonna set up over here. 37 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,484 -All right. Yeah. -We'll take care of you. 38 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,386 We got together, we got you a little gift here, 39 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,456 a token of our appreciation, and, uh-- from the pub. 40 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,992 -Yeah, that's from us to you, so... -Yeah, from us to you. Uh... 41 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,397 Oh, uh, thank you. 42 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,234 (whoops) All right. That's a relief. 43 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,436 DENNIS: All right, well, now that we all know that we see eye to eye, 44 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,172 let's talk about you giving us that PPP loan, huh? 45 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,474 Oh, I'm so sorry. Uh, there must be some confusion. 46 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,676 I'm not here to hand out PPP loans. 47 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,346 I'm here to collect on ones you already have. 48 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,215 Um, in fact, as I believe, it's three separate loans, 49 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,584 so I'll just need to know, uh, what you did with the money 50 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,754 and what the business has been up to for the past year. 51 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,225 -Uh-huh. -Yep. -Oh. 52 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,160 ♪ ♪ 53 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:32,152 Gary, we saw 2020 as a year to, um, well, I don't know, 54 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,288 capitalize on our many various interests. 55 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,689 -Yeah, we got a lot of 'em, you know? -Hey, when the world 56 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,192 -says slow, we say go. -That's right. 57 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,660 -Or strike. Or attack. -CHARLIE: Yeah, yeah. Well, see, normally, 58 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,129 we're running a thriving bar here, you know what I mean? 59 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,363 -DENNIS: Oh, yeah. -Yeah. But, uh, COVID forced us 60 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,632 to close our doors to the community, so... 61 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,334 -Yeah. -What were we gonna do? -We had to branch out. 62 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,469 -That's what we did. -So why don't we just, uh, 63 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,573 talk about the first loan, which is "Punch Incorporated"? 64 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,708 -(laughs): Yeah. -Oh, yeah. That was, uh, that was Mac and I. 65 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,777 -So why don't we, uh...? Okay. -Yeah. 66 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,512 -(indistinct chatter) -That's a cool name, isn't it? 67 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,314 -It's a very, uh, aggressive name. -It's very cool. 68 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,784 As an out-of-work bouncer, I was looking to pursue 69 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:06,587 my other interests that would be as intellectually stimulating 70 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,289 as choking out a jabroni and leaving him out in the street. 71 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,658 Like my longtime dream of becoming 72 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,361 an international country teen pop sensation. 73 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:18,799 ♪ Girl, you give me feels when I see them heels ♪ 74 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,735 ♪ Let's ride on a horse, making love out in the fields ♪ 75 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,071 ♪ Out in the fields ♪ 76 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,073 ♪ Let me be your guy ♪ 77 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:29,176 ♪ Never mind them flies ♪ 78 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,645 -♪ Just get on the horse and... ♪ -Uh, wait, wait. 79 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,514 Hold-hold on a second, wh-- (sighs) All right, man, look, 80 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,716 the-the music is starting to come together. 81 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,684 I-I like the music, but I'm-I'm struggling with the lyrics. 82 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,454 -What's wrong with the lyrics? -(sighs) It's the fly thing. 83 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,256 Well, horses have flies. That makes sense. 84 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:44,791 Yeah, but the lyric is, "Let me be your guy, 85 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,727 never mind them flies." 86 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,262 It feels like I'm asking her to forget the flies 87 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:51,098 that are surrounding me, not the horse. 88 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,800 ♪ Never mind them thighs. ♪ 89 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,003 -Th-Thighs? Where-- What? Why thighs? -Yeah. Yeah. 90 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,305 -Whose thighs? -Yeah, well, maybe he's got thick, grotesque thighs 91 00:03:58,338 --> 00:03:59,773 -and he's embarrassed about 'em. -Look... 92 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:02,276 There's a bigger problem, man. Can I be honest with you? 93 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:05,179 I'm having trouble concentrating on any of this stuff, 94 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,181 -because I can't stop thinking about the election. -The election. 95 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,183 -The election. Yes. Oh, my God. -Yes. Ah-- 96 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:11,051 Yes. I-I was, like, right there with you. 97 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,754 I-I can't focus on any of our... 98 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,156 -The integrity of the election, right? Because I-I... -Yes. Yes. 99 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:17,524 -Our democracy is at stake. -Yeah. 100 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,091 I feel like things aren't going well with the election 101 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,261 -and-and we need to get involved. -Mm-hmm. 102 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,229 You know, we were concerned that our guy 103 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,364 wasn't gonna get a fair shot in the election. 104 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:25,566 MAC: Of course not, because he's an outsider 105 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,034 that brings a fresh perspective 106 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,235 to Washington. Right? 107 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,503 -Right. -I mean, we-- 108 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,505 not everybody likes him, but that's why we do. 109 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,307 Yeah, and we were really worried that the mainstream media 110 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,275 just wasn't taking him seriously. 111 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,743 MAC: It's like, do I want a bunch of eggheads 112 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,412 who spend all day learning about shit 113 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,581 influencing how I think about things? No. 114 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,050 No, no. Plus, you want a guy who's lived a little, right? 115 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,651 You want a guy who knows how to party. 116 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,387 -And our guy knows how to party. Right? -(laughter) 117 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,057 -Yeah. -Our guy parties. 118 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,491 Anyway, it was obvious that the integrity 119 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:53,627 of the election was at stake here. 120 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,362 So that's why we wanted to make sure 121 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,197 that things went smoothly at the polling place. 122 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:59,366 -Right. -Hence, we created Punch Incorporated. 123 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,336 So, we used the loan to buy tactical gear. 124 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:05,305 Oh. Look at this one, with the New York hat. 125 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,707 She got bussed in from that liberal hellscape? 126 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,475 All right, let's go find out. 127 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,610 -Let's talk to her. Excuse me, ma'am? -Ma'am? 128 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,245 -Ma'am, yes. Hi. -Ma'am. 129 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:12,646 -Ma'am. -Are you, uh, registered to vote here? 130 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:13,780 -Ma'am? -Are you from Philly? 131 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,415 -Huh? -Yeah, and we don't want to see 132 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,617 -any of that bogus fake I. D. bullshit. -Yeah. 133 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,052 We're gonna ask you a series of Philly-related questions 134 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,020 -in no particular order. -Mm-hmm. 135 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,755 Why do we hate Chris Chelios? 136 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,291 Who is Uncle Eddie Savitz? 137 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,494 Who is a better athlete, Donovan McNabb or Rocky Balboa? 138 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,329 -Where is...? -Hey-- Whoa. Well, hold on a second. 139 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,266 I mean, that's too easy. McNabb, obviously. 140 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,168 -I... -Well, I don't think it's that obvious. 141 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,636 I mean, do you think Donovan McNabb 142 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,238 could go toe-to-toe with Ivan Drago for 15 rounds? 143 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:40,240 Uh, no, what I'm saying is that Rocky Balboa 144 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:42,009 is a fictional character, so this isn't even a conversation. 145 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,444 Are you-- Are you saying you want Sly Stallone 146 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,680 to be the starting QB for the Eagles next season? 147 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,448 -How do you think that's gonna go? -Well, what year is it? 148 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,385 Is it early 1980s? 'Cause the NFC East was not strong, 149 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,520 and I say that Sly takes us to the playoffs. 150 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,255 Sly Stallone is just a meatball actor. 151 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,390 Then why do we make statues to him? 152 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:57,457 We don't-- Okay, hold on a sec. 153 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,459 Wait, just... You're crazy. 154 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:02,429 Okay, the guy is five-foot-nine, okay, to start with-- 155 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:03,664 And by the way, that's a celebrity listing. 156 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,465 He's probably closer to five-foot-four. 157 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,334 So was Doug Flutie. You saying he's an actor? 158 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,502 -No, I'm say... -He's one of the greatest 159 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,637 football players that Canada ever produced. 160 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,639 So-so, I'm sorry, now you're comparing McNabb 161 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,341 to a teeny-tiny little man 162 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,376 who's, uh, named after a woodwind instrument? 163 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,678 -What are we even talking about, man? -Hey, what's up, Brian? 164 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,313 -Good to see you again. -Brian. 165 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,615 What's going on? Y-You want us to, um... 166 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:23,050 You want us back at the hundred feet? 167 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,518 He wants us back at the hundred feet. 168 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,452 We're gonna be less effective back there, but... 169 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,021 The problem is, back there, we can't... 170 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,623 -we can't keep a-- Yeah. -Okay. All right. 171 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,058 -We'll go back to the hundred. -Let's-let's-- We're gonna... 172 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,227 Hey, you want to go-- grab you a coffee? 173 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,528 -MAC: We got-- We'll grab him a coffee. -We'll grab you a coffee, 174 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,496 -and then we'll be back, but... -Thanks for keeping things safe. 175 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,531 -We'll stay a little bit further away. -We'll keep things safe. 176 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,099 DENNIS: Suffice to say, our arguing 177 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,734 did not help the situation. 178 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,769 Yeah, it turns out they had their own security there 179 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,205 -to keep things safe, and they just kicked us right out. -(chuckles) 180 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,673 DENNIS: Anyway, the point is, 181 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,642 the country was in turmoil, okay? Tensions were high, 182 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:52,513 so Mac and I decided to pivot to a less controversial approach. 183 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,313 MAC: Yeah, we went with gaining exposure 184 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:55,616 for our budding musical interests 185 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,118 as well as providing people with an opportunity 186 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,454 -to vote on another pressing matter. -Mm-hmm. 187 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,389 ♪ Freedom is the choice you have ♪ 188 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,691 ♪ Is it Rocky or McNabb? ♪ 189 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,760 ♪ Cast your vote and make it clear ♪ 190 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:09,463 ♪ Place your voting choice in here ♪ 191 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,565 ♪ Place your voting choice in here ♪ 192 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,201 ♪ Place your voting choice in here ♪ 193 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:18,238 ♪ Place your voting choice right up in here ♪ 194 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:25,546 ♪ Right here. ♪ 195 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,747 (Southern accent): Pop your votes 196 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,448 right in that box there, folks. 197 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,384 -If you want them votes to count. -That's right. 198 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,086 Now, uh, let's, uh, let's take it one more time from the top 199 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,421 before Brian Security gets here. 200 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,323 -Yep. Let's do it. Here we go. -Yep. 201 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,625 (regular voice): Now, the labeling... in hindsight, 202 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:41,528 was a-a bit obtuse and created a-a great deal of confusion. 203 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,597 MAC: It kind of backed up the whole system. 204 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,098 Right. Yeah, there was a whole kerfuffle-- 205 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,500 I don't know if you remember this-- 206 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:47,734 about, like, what votes were supposed to be counted 207 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,670 and what votes aren't gonna be counted. 208 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,004 And are these legitimate votes, are these not legitimate votes? 209 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,406 What's this, what's that? 210 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,575 I mean, we put our boxes all over the damn place. 211 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,277 So, you know, we created a mess. (laughs) 212 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:58,445 I'm sorry, let me, let me try to get this straight. 213 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,747 So you're saying that you might be partially responsible 214 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:03,750 for the voting count delays in the presidential election? 215 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:07,187 Uh, no, no, I'm saying we might have been entirely responsible, 216 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:09,690 uh, for the vote delays, but wha-what I'm also saying is that 217 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,526 we were two American businessmen who took out a legitimate loan 218 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,061 for a legitimate business. 219 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,295 Uh, well, now that we've got that settled, 220 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,797 uh, I'll tell you what, 221 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,398 why don't, um, why don't we play you 222 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:20,300 a couple of our original songs, 223 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,269 loosely based on the chord progressions 224 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,204 -of Emerson, Lake & Palmer? -Mmm. 225 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:25,639 -N-No. -Yes. 226 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,174 -No. I think we should just... -Yes. 227 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,142 Actually, let's just keep moving on 228 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,110 to-to the next loan, if that's okay. 229 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,183 Uh, so, uh, "Frank's Imports and Exports." 230 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,385 -Oh, that's this guy. I'm gonna get a beer. -Boom. 231 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,587 Go. What do you want to know? 232 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:42,756 Uh, what were you importing? 233 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,125 Inks, grease, paste. 234 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,660 Sludges in general. 235 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,595 Sludges, I see. All right. 236 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,063 And, uh, what were you exporting? 237 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,098 Hair dye. 238 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,068 Frank, I'm worried about you, man. 239 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,104 You're hitting it way too hard, pal. 240 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,106 FRANK: I was going hard. 241 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,776 When society hits the brakes, I hit the gas, baby. 242 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:06,513 (slurring): Society break, I got gas. 243 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,449 What? If you have gas, take it out in the hall, okay? 244 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,351 Also, I need another bucket. I'm out of paint here. 245 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,187 -Where... -I got no more buckets. 246 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,121 Look, I shouldn't even be doing this, man. 247 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,656 Uh, y-- It looks terrible. 248 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,591 You should get this done in, like, a salon or something. 249 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:20,127 Salons are closed. 250 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,762 I got to go, got to go, got to go, got to go. 251 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,363 -Got to go? Where you going? -Yeah, I got to go. 252 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,731 That's only half-- You look crazy, dude. 253 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,100 -Where you going? -I'm out. 254 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,603 What... Well, take a mask, will you? 255 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,439 -I mean, you got one? -I got-- Yes, I got a mask. 256 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,341 -You got to wear it, though, Frank. -It's on. I got it on. 257 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,310 Yeah, but you got to cover your nose, dude. 258 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,045 You got to... 259 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,047 Why does nobody old know how to wear a mask? 260 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,583 FRANK: I was sick of staying inside. 261 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,785 So I went to my favorite bookstore to clear my head. 262 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,222 Fortunately, my favorite bookstore never closes, 263 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,457 and they never judge their customers. 264 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,326 Oh, hey, you got to wear a mask. 265 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,062 I got a mask. 266 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,330 -Oh, I didn't see it. -Right. 267 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,131 -You're good. -Thank you. 268 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,200 So I grabbed a few titles 269 00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:03,303 and I went in the back to do some light reading. 270 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:06,240 There I was, staring at my idols, 271 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:11,578 Peter North, T. T. Boy, the late, great D. J. Ram. 272 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,314 And that's when I noticed it. 273 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:17,584 The bad dye job. Who had I become? 274 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,454 I was letting the pandemic get the best of me. 275 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,189 It had taken my manhood. 276 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,257 Well, I went home 277 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,193 and immediately did something about it. 278 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,362 After I popped off. 279 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:32,599 I got right to work on creating the perfect hair dye. 280 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,335 Shoe polish, India ink, 281 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:36,737 permanent marker. 282 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,439 I tried 'em all. 283 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,742 Until I finally hit pay dirt. 284 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,577 Whoa. 285 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,313 Chinese motor oil. 286 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,081 -Bingo. -Bingo. 287 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,051 For the first time in a long time, 288 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,587 I felt like somebody again. 289 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,789 I couldn't let this opportunity go to waste. 290 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,659 I opened a chair. 291 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:02,796 I became the most sought-after underground hair stylist 292 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,200 for like-minded older men yearning 293 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,436 for a sense of community during the pandemic. 294 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:13,707 I had my PPP loan, and business was booming. 295 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:19,346 ♪ Ooh, a storm is threatening ♪ 296 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,282 ♪ My very life today ♪ 297 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:28,355 ♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪ 298 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,624 ♪ Ooh, yeah, I'm gonna fade away ♪ 299 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:35,128 ♪ War, children ♪ 300 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:39,466 ♪ It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away ♪ 301 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,704 ♪ War, children ♪ 302 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,640 ♪ It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away... ♪ 303 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,742 FRANK: Then one day, this guy comes in. 304 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,577 Not even the usual clientele. 305 00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:53,447 Didn't even look at the magazines. 306 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,316 Said he just needed a place to cool off. 307 00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,252 Next thing you know, he's in my chair. 308 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,621 We talked about the election, 309 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:05,058 and our mutual disdain for insider Beltway politics. 310 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,228 He wasn't from the neighborhood. 311 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,631 Said he was in from New York, doing some business 312 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:14,168 at a fancy hotel down the street. 313 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,602 He said his boss was a very connected man 314 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:18,572 who needed a situation fixed. 315 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:22,576 And this poor bastard was in the eye of the shitstorm. 316 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,445 I did him up real nice. 317 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:28,081 Little did I know, my work was about to be 318 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,716 in the national spotlight, 319 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:33,053 on the head of America's mayor, 320 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,356 Rudolph William Giuliani. 321 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:40,194 I was proud of how my work stood up in the spotlight. 322 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,663 He became my biggest client. 323 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:45,132 Funny thing about the spotlight, though, 324 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,000 sometimes it burns too bright. 325 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:53,240 And that was the moment I knew it was coming to an end. 326 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,609 It was my own fault. I got sloppy. 327 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,712 Started cutting corners, using American motor oil. 328 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:02,015 And to top it off, my guy didn't win the election. 329 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,052 The whole thing was a fiasco. 330 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,654 I-I blame myself. 331 00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:09,189 Wait, y-- so you're saying that the hair dye 332 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,591 that's dripping down your face 333 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,759 is the same dye used by Rudolph Giuliani 334 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,728 during the presidential election? 335 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:15,729 Yeah. 336 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,302 Okay. Let's just move on to the next loan. 337 00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:24,571 Um, a clothing line. Something called 338 00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:26,173 "Garments and Varmints"? 339 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,708 -Yo! That's us. Yeah. -Yep. Yeah. 340 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,443 Yeah, th-the name's a little confusing, 341 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,478 'cause it did end up being mostly costumes. 342 00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,180 CHARLIE: Yeah, yeah, but it's not really confusing, you know, 343 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,282 because varmints definitely played, like, a key role in it. 344 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,683 -So it's not confusing. -Oh, it's confusing. 345 00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:38,619 -It's incredibly confusing. -I'm sorry. 346 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,486 -But we can go on. -Yeah. Yeah. 347 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,154 Uh, I am confused. 348 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,289 Well, of course, you're confused, Gary. 349 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,290 That's 'cause you're not a moron. 350 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,460 (both laugh) 351 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,362 All right, let me explain what happened here, all right? 352 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,098 -We've been on top of each other for a long time. -Yeah. 353 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,566 CHARLIE: We bubbled together during the pandemic 354 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,468 because, well, we're both essential workers at the bar. 355 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,171 Yeah, yeah. Charlie and I, we're the last tit on the hog 356 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,539 before the asshole. (chuckles) 357 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,677 I am so sorry for my partner's blue language. 358 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,479 It-it does not represent our business, 359 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,714 -and it's extremely off-putting. -It was just a joke. 360 00:14:07,748 --> 00:14:10,551 (sighs) Just stop. Okay. 361 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,186 The point is, we were pretty deep in the pandemic 362 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:16,356 when we, uh, we got a pretty good idea. 363 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,692 We were gonna sell masks. 364 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,295 DEE: The world needed masks, and once our loan came in, 365 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,096 we got all kinds of materials. 366 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,032 Only, there was one problem. 367 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,168 Bam. Check that one out. 368 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,037 -What the hell is that? -That's a mask. 369 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,438 Yeah, of Ronald Reagan, but... 370 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,541 Ronald Reagan? That's Dennis. 371 00:14:34,575 --> 00:14:36,710 -That's not Dennis? -Whether it's Dennis or Ronald Reagan, 372 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,345 i-it's not gonna stop the spread of COVID. 373 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,080 Stop COVID? 374 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,582 Well, we don't need any more of those kind of masks. 375 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,217 Everybody's making those masks. 376 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,484 Well, they-they're trying, right? 377 00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:45,719 But, see, my angle is, mine are funny. 378 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,688 Look at this. 379 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,189 "Fauch the Grouch." 380 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,757 -(laughs) -Right? 381 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,093 -Fau-- That's a great name. Who is that? -I know. 382 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,728 "Fauch." 383 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,430 Okay, how about this one? 384 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,764 "Mama needs wine." 385 00:14:57,798 --> 00:14:59,233 -(laughs) -Right? And this is funny 386 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,201 'cause women are alcoholics who hate their kids. 387 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:03,270 Yeah, yeah. But I-- you're, like, 388 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,072 you're missing the big picture here, Dee. 389 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,440 -Right? 'Cause, dude... -What do you mean? 390 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,308 ...the real money is in the Halloween costume space. 391 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,711 Think about it, man. Everyone's been stuck together at home, 392 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,745 they're all worried and shit. 393 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,046 They're gonna want to come together 394 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,314 at the end of next year, so, like, 395 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,183 Halloween store owners, they're gonna be, like, 396 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,185 some of the richest people in America, Dee. 397 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,453 We're not gonna do that. We're not gonna do-- 398 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,021 Let's just do the medical mask thing. 399 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,489 Uh, number one, it's easier, and number two, 400 00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:24,324 -it actually makes sense. Right? -Okay. All right. 401 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,093 -Well, fine, we'll try your thing. -Logical. 402 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,594 -Okay, fine. -Okay. 403 00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:29,329 Anyway, we made the stupid masks, 404 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,098 but the next challenge was marketing them. 405 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,333 Sweetie, if you're not gonna help me homeschool these kids, 406 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,035 can you please at least do the dishes? 407 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,571 I need to drink wine. 408 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,607 (laughs): I know you do, but, honey, I got you a gift. 409 00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,576 You did? What? 410 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,012 A custom-made mask. 411 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:50,017 (cartoon music playing) 412 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,053 (screeches): Are you looking to party this Halloween? 413 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,022 Are you sick of being jerked around by the fat cats 414 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,057 in the Halloween industry? 415 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,327 Then we've got the fix for you. Garments and Varmints. 416 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,329 And now it's all starting to make sense, right? 417 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,764 Wh-What? No. 418 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,599 It makes less sense than it did in the beginning. 419 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,534 -You're telling it wrong. -Gary gets it. 420 00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:08,669 -No, I-I don't get it. -DEE: Point is, 421 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,304 for reasons we would find out 422 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,705 much later, we did end up getting a rather sizable order 423 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,174 for costumes from one group. 424 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,709 CHARLIE: Yeah, uh-huh, and these guys were out of state, right, 425 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,711 -and they wanted them really fast. -We were in a rush. 426 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,313 CHARLIE: So we were stressed out. 427 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,048 Now, luckily, I was pretty handy with the old girl, 428 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,183 so we were able to fill out most of the order. 429 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:24,585 Although we were running out of material. 430 00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:27,020 -Okay, what else do we need? -What? 431 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,622 -What else do we need? -Uh, uh, pelts. 432 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,624 -Get more pelts. -What pelts? 433 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,060 The pelts! The pelts, you bitch! 434 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,629 -Pelts for what? -Oh, you bitch. 435 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,464 You insufferable bitch. 436 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,466 I d-- Am I supposed to even know what that means? 437 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,567 -Animal pelts! -What are we doing with animal pelts? 438 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,135 I can't sew without the pelts! 439 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,203 Get the pelts, you bitch! 440 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,738 Yeah, now, normally, 441 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,039 I don't call Dee a bitch. 442 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,407 That's sort of Dennis's thing. 443 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:50,043 -Dee's a goddamn bitch! -(chuckles) Yeah. Uh, 444 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,545 but, you know, her vulgar language was rubbing off on me, 445 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,081 you know, which wasn't a good look for the business. 446 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,716 DEE: The pelts that Charlie's referring to, 447 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,184 they're from raccoons that he was tanning 448 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,352 in the basement of this bar. 449 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,053 CHARLIE: Yeah, well, you see, 450 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,288 the pandemic had kind of disrupted 451 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,723 the bar's natural ecosystem. 452 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,223 There was a real uptick in raccoons, 453 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:05,692 which consider rat brains a delicacy, 454 00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:07,761 which of-of course you know, Gary, 455 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,496 -and now it's all starting to make sense. -It doesn't make sense. 456 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,365 At least now he understands why we called the business 457 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,300 -Garments and Varmints. -He doesn't care what we call 458 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,001 -the business. -I believe that the man does! 459 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,136 I'm taking over the whole story! 460 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:19,173 -Okay? -Please go ahead. 461 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,407 DEE: It took us three hours, but we finally arrived 462 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,111 at the place where we were gonna meet the customer. 463 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,348 -Gentlemen. -MAN: You got the stuff? 464 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,417 -Absolutely. Give me one minute. -Hey. 465 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,220 Digging that face paint. Very festive. 466 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,621 What are you gentlemen celebrating? 467 00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:37,090 -MAN: We're protesting the election. -Yeah! 468 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:37,991 Okay, well, I can get behind that, 469 00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,560 'cause our guy did not get a fair shake. 470 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,228 -Oh. -MAN: The whole thing is a sham. 471 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,230 -Yeah, our guy got screwed, man. -Sham. 472 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,465 Okay, so there's the costumes. 473 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,201 I'm especially proud of the stitching on the animal skins. 474 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,203 -That was all Charlie. -You know what I'd like to do? 475 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,406 Uh, I'd love to throw in this cool hat for free. 476 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,208 I think it really completes the look. 477 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,176 -Let's see. -You know? Let's see it there. 478 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,579 -(gasps) Oh, shit. He's right. -Yeah. 479 00:17:58,612 --> 00:18:01,582 Thanks, brother. 480 00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:04,151 Now let's go save this country! 481 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,287 -(men whooping) -All right. 482 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:10,224 DEE: Uh, they all seemed pretty amped up. 483 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,192 But we were, too. I mean, people have been dragging 484 00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:14,595 our guy's name through the mud, saying he wasn't fit for office. 485 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:17,231 Yeah, calling him a narcissist, saying he was mentally ill, 486 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,332 and that all the people who showed up 487 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,067 -for his events were idiots. -Yeah, but that's 'cause 488 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,568 they've never seen the guy onstage. 489 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,605 -I mean, he's electrifying onstage. -Yeah. 490 00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:27,708 All right, I'm sorry, let me... try to make sense of this. 491 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,143 You're telling me that you provided the iconic costumes 492 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,578 at the Capitol riots? 493 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,680 -Yeah. -Yep. 494 00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:36,083 Can't say they weren't good costumes, Gary. 495 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,018 -They were great costumes. -Isn't that something? Isn't that something? 496 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,020 Well, uh, listen, now that we've cleared up 497 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,755 all those previous loans, uh, we would like to talk to you 498 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:46,159 -about giving us a new loan for Paddy's Pub. Okay... -(shouting) 499 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,061 -Oh my G-- What was that? -Oh, sorr-- 500 00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,296 Firework. Almost got you, pal. 501 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,364 Sorry about that. 502 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,598 -Fire. -Oh! 503 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:52,599 Huh? What? 504 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,634 Shit, I see it. All right. 505 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,536 Uh, I got it. I got it. 506 00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,404 I got it. Sorry, everyone. All right. 507 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,012 (whoops) Uh, sorry about that, everybody. 508 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:06,613 Probably shouldn't have done that in the bar. 509 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,182 -Oh, is that right? -Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. 510 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,550 -Yeah. All right, well... -I was trying to get 511 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,218 a little fanfare for the-the loan. 512 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,619 It was prett-- It was kind of cool. 513 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,555 DENNIS: Um, so, hey, listen, um, 514 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,324 listen, we really do believe that with a major cash infusion, 515 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,459 -we could turn this bar into something... -No, no, no. 516 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,461 -...even more successful than it already... -No, no, no. Stop. 517 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:22,729 I-I have heard enough. 518 00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,631 You people have shamelessly gamed the system 519 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,401 out of massive amounts of taxpayer dollars 520 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,470 for fictitious businesses that have gone bankrupt, 521 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,706 and still you have the nerve to ask for more money? 522 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,174 Well, that's what makes America 523 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,175 the greatest country in the world. 524 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,144 When you're in need, the government comes in 525 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,179 -and bails you out. -Nothing made me more money 526 00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:41,415 than businesses I sent into bankruptcy. 527 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,717 -Yes-- Yeah, yeah. -That's the American way. 528 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,452 -That's as American as it gets right there. -(agreeable chatter) 529 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,753 That's right, and maybe if our guy had won, 530 00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:48,722 our businesses could succeed just like his. 531 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,190 -They would've been huge hits. -Oh, absolutely. 532 00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:51,725 -Yeah. -I think so. 533 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,694 No, no, no, I-I-- No... (stammers) 534 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:56,196 None of these idiotic businesses would have been successful 535 00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:58,065 whether Trump had won or lost. 536 00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,034 -Huh? -Okay. -Trump? 537 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,070 -Yeah. I'm sorry... -Yeah, wh-why are you talking about Trump? 538 00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,571 -Where'd you get that? -Yeah, how are you getting to that? 539 00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:07,140 Uh, "Washington outsider, not taken seriously 540 00:20:07,174 --> 00:20:10,077 "by the liberal media, successful businessman, 541 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,446 unsuccessful in love, electrifying onstage." 542 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,314 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, that's our guy. 543 00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:15,215 -Yeah, yeah, that's him. -Absolutely. Yeah. 544 00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,751 -That's Kanye. Kanye West. -Kanye West. 545 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,719 -He's our guy. -Have you seen him onstage? 546 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,487 DENNIS: Yeah. 547 00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:22,422 Wait, Kanye West? 548 00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:24,591 You all voted for Kanye West? 549 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,593 -Oh, absolutely. -Damn right. -100%, pal. 550 00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:28,228 -You've seen him onstage? -All the way. -Yeah, man. 551 00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:29,730 He's the best. He's the best. 552 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:32,432 No. I do not believe you. 553 00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:35,269 I do not believe any of you. None of this happened. 554 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,571 There is no way that you were all involved 555 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,540 in every major event of the past year. 556 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,675 -Wh-Why? -Why? 557 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,410 Because you're not Forrest Gump! 558 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,447 You'll be hearing from the IRS. 559 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,154 -Okay. -I don't... I don't like him. 560 00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:55,589 I don't think he's gonna give us the loan. 561 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,591 -I don't think we're gonna get the loan, either. -No. 562 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,060 You know what we should do? Let's listen to some Kanye West. 563 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,595 -Ow! -That's what we should do. 564 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,763 That's gonna bring the mood back up. 565 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,465 We all should be listening to Kanye West. 566 00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:08,435 -♪ She give me money ♪ -♪ Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger ♪ 567 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,571 -♪ When I'm in need ♪ -♪ But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke ♪ 568 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:13,407 ♪ Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger ♪ 569 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,310 -♪ When I'm in need ♪ -♪ But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke ♪ 570 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,046 -♪ I got to leave ♪ -♪ Get down girl, go 'head, get down ♪ 571 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:21,415 -♪ I got to leave ♪ -♪ Get down, girl, go 'head, get down ♪ 572 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,318 -♪ I got to leave ♪ -♪ Get down, girl, go 'head, get down ♪ 573 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,453 -♪ I got to leave ♪ -♪ Get down, girl, go 'head... ♪ 574 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,556 CROWD (chanting): Stop the count! Stop the count! 575 00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:31,458 ♪ With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm ♪ 576 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,359 ♪ She said, "I can tell you rock ♪ 577 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,228 ♪ "I can tell by your charm ♪ 578 00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:35,429 ♪ "Far as girls, you got a flock ♪ 579 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,564 ♪ I can tell by your charm and your arm" ♪ 580 00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:39,633 ♪ But I'm lookin' for the one, have you seen her? ♪ 581 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,302 ♪ My psychic told me she'll have a ... like Serena ♪ 582 00:21:42,336 --> 00:21:45,038 ♪ Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids ♪ 583 00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:47,608 ♪ And I got to take all they bad ... to ShowBiz? ♪ 584 00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,277 ♪ Okay, get your kids, but then they got their friends ♪ 585 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,479 ♪ I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in ♪ 586 00:21:52,513 --> 00:21:55,182 ♪ We all went to din and then I had to pay ♪ 587 00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:57,451 ♪ If you ... with this girl, then you better be paid ♪ 588 00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,554 ♪ You know why? It take too much to touch her ♪ 589 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:03,056 ♪ From what I heard, she got a baby by Busta ♪ 590 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:05,692 ♪ My best friend said she used to ... with Usher ♪ 591 00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:08,161 ♪ I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love her ♪ 592 00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:10,264 ♪ Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger... ♪ 593 00:22:13,467 --> 00:22:16,570 (trio chanting backwards) 594 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:21,675 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org