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DENNIS:
Okay, so there we were.
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We're in the brig
and the whole ship just,
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you know, bumps; we get
thrown against the the wall.
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Yeah. You know, the-the
lights are going off.
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The sirens are blaring.
Whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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How did we get in the
brig in the first place?
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What do you mean, Frank?
You were there.
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I'm very cloudy
about the beginning.
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I think I need a recap.
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Recap?
A recap would be good, you know?
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Just to kind of brush up
on everything that happened.
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A recap...
Now, see, I forgot that.
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...honestly might be good
because, you know,
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we want him
to be completely clear
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before the final judgment.
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All right, you know,
Right, yeah.
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the amount of energy
we're using talking
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about whether
or not we should recap,
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we may as well just recap,
so fine, fine.
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So there we were.
We're on a Christian cruise.
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Yeah, we're all thrown
in the brig
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for various sins
that we committed.
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Me, admittedly,
for a little bit of lust.
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Um, and in summation,
we're all good people,
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asking for forgiveness.
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My thing, not a rape.
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Move on; you're
losing him.
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Move on; you're losing him.
I just want to be clear.
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
I just wanted to be clear.
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(alarm blaring, thunder crashes)
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What the hell is that?
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What're those sirens for?
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Oh, God.
Oh, my God, see, I knew
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I shouldn't have
come on this cruise.
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I knew it! I mean, it used to be
I would never even leave Philly!
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And then, you know,
you guys drag me to this,
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you drag me to that,
and next thing I know,
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I-I'm stuck in a box
on a sinking ship!
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Hold on, the boat's not sinking.
How do you know that?
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How do you know it's not...?
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(alarm stops)
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Well... Oh.
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There you go. It stopped.
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All right, uh,
I guess that's good.
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I mean, like...
like, if something went wrong,
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they-they'd come down here,
they'd get us, right?
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You know what, guys,
what difference does it make?
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You know?
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Life is just a series of events
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with no meaning or plan,
you know?
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It's like, we live, we die,
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we're gay, we're straight,
we're tops, we're bottoms.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Calm down, everybody.
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We're gonna be
in the Bahamas in an hour.
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Well, you sure? Like, I...
I don't think we're moving.
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We're moving. I can hear
the engine buzzing like crazy.
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No, I think Charlie's right.
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I-I don't think that we're
moving, and-and besides,
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the buzzing would be,
like, an electrical system.
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You know?
The engine sounds more like...
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(imitating a motor boat)
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Yeah, maybe on a speedboat.
This is a big cruise ship.
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It's got like a big,
deep sound; it's like a...
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(imitating engine starting)
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Yeah, if you're starting
the engine, but, like,
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we would be hearing a steady...
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Gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah, gah...
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DENNIS: No, no, you
guys are all wrong.
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No, boats are mostly
computerized these days,
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so the engine barely
makes any noise at all.
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I mean, they-they make
a fake noise
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to-to make people feel better,
but it's like... (deep humming)
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But it's fake, it's not...
it's not real, you know?
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It's kind of like how I carry
a little piece of onion
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around with me to elicit tears,
you know,
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in case someone needs me
to feel something
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about what they said or
are doing, you know what I mean?
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Do you have an onion in
your pocket right now? No.
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No, I'm taking
a vacation from myself.
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W-Was it a vacation
from hearing, okay?
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'Cause if the engine was going,
we would hear a gah, gah, gah,
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gah, gah, gah, gah...
Are you deaf, Charlie?
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I was like...
(imitating motor boat)
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(all doing different
engine imitations)
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I mean, that's ridiculous! All right, okay,
all right. All right, all right, all right!
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Goddamn! Okay, look.
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Let's just, let's all agree
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that it doesn't sound
like a speedboat,
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or something
that's off-roading, all right?
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It does make a little
bit of a buzz.
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Yeah?
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But most modern ships
these days, their engines,
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they don't make a lot of noise,
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that they do make
a little bit of noise.
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Can we all just agree on this?
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Yeah.
Fine, I can live with that.
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I can live with it.
Fine.
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Okay, all right.
(groans)
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How long have we been
talking about this?
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Four hours, six minutes.
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(Frank whistles, groans)
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Well, there's some pros
and some cons, guys.
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Pro: We've cut our conflict
resolution time in half.
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Four hours, that's good for us.
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That's-that's huge,
that's huge.
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Con: Charlie's right,
the ship is probably not moving
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because we definitely would've
been in the Bahamas by now.
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What?
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Yep.
Oh.
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Well, that's not good, right?
I mean...
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No. It's not good.
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I mean, f-four hours?
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Well...
The-the boat not moving!
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No one comes down
to say anything like,
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"Hey, guys, there's something
wrong with the ship!"
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No, they've forgotten about us!
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And we're gonna die in here!
Oh, my God, I'm freaking out.
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We got to get out of here.
Help! Help!
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Calm down, Charlie.
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Help us!
Charlie!
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You got to help!
Hey! Hey!
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Oi, oi, oi, oi,
oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
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Mm, yep, yep, yep. Mm.
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Whoa.
Yeah?
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Yep.
Oi, oi, oi.
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What-what was that, dude?
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You sound like
a soccer hooligan.
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Uh, yeah, that's just something
I've been doing
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with Charlie lately
when he gets a little wound up.
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You know, it seems to work.
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Say yup, yup, yup.
FRANK: Oh, that's good.
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The most important thing
for us to do now
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is to keep our wits together.
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We got to occupy ourselves.
Mm-hmm.
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Why don't we play a few games?
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No, no! I just wanted to
get away from you guys,
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just for a few days.
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Now we're stuck in a box,
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and you're gonna play
some games now?
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You know what? I'm out.
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What?
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What the hell
do you mean you're out?
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I'm out. Nobody talk to me.
MAC: No, Dee.
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That's not a very good idea.
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You know when my dad was
in solitary confinement,
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I used to write to him
every day to see how it was.
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He never wrote back, but if
he did, he would've said,
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"Son, you've got to keep
your mind active.
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Also, I love you."
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DENNIS: Uh, are you
sure he wouldn't say,
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"Remind me who you are again"?
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Ho!
(laughing)
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That was great!
That was Luther!
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My-my-my dad knows who I am.
Yeah-yeah.
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Hey-hey do the voice again,
but this time say,
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"I love you, son."
Nah.
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Oh.
But, no, that's
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a good distraction,
like, um, you know,
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like any kind of impressions
you got, like any kind of...
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You want to hear me do
a couple of impressions?
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That'd be fun. Yeah,
okay, so let's see.
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All right, so let me know
which ones you want to hear.
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I'm sorry, Dee, I thought
you were sitting out.
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Well, I was out, but then
these guys wanted to hear
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some impressions, and since I'm
always wanting to be of service,
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here I am, uh... They don't
want to hear your impressions.
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They want to hear my impressions.
No.
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Your impressions are terrible.
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Are you out of your mind?
No.
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My impressions are fantastic.
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Give me somebody.
Anybody.
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Do Obama.
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Obama?
Well, I can't do that.
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Why not? Yeah.
DENNIS: Why can't you do Obama?
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'Cause he's a black man
and I'm a white woman.
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Can you give me a white woman?
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You think I can't
do a black woman?
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(laughs):
I mean...
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No.
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I... okay, give me, name one.
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C.C.H. Pounder.
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Who's that?
C.C.H. Poun...
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Yeah. The actress
from The Shield.
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Love that show.
Okay, yeah.
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No, I can do that.
Yeah.
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Let's see.
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(imitating C.C.H. Pounder):
Goddamn it, Dutch!
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What other errands do you
have us running for the D.A.?
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BOTH: Wow!
FRANK: Holy shit!
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That was great!
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That was spot on!
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Thanks, man.
"Spot on"?
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You don't even know
who she is, Frank.
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I just assumed
she's a no-nonsense
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black broad from the precinct.
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DENNIS: That's exactly who she is.
That's exactly who she is.
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(all clamoring)
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Fine, fine, fine.
I'll do Obama, okay?
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Okay.
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Okay, what do you got?
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Hey, yo, what up, son?
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What's up wit'
Congress bein' all
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up in my ass and shit, brother?
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Oh!
Oh!
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Oh, my God, Dee.
FRANK: That is bad!
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What are you doing?
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That was so racist.
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Are you kidding me?!
CHARLIE: Very racist!
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Deandra, he is the President
of the United States.
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That's our president.
DEE: Well, hold on a second.
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Why was that racist,
but what he did was fine?
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Because that's not what Obama
sounds like, Dee. That's why.
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Uh... okay, well, you know,
I-I'm just warming up.
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Let me, let me try again.
Um...
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Hey, yo,
where my senators at, dawg?
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Oh!
Oh!
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Oi, oi, oi, oi!
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
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Welcome to my first ever
dinner party.
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I'm gonna have lots
of these types of functions
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in the future, you know, with
my new lifestyle. (chuckles)
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Wow, you're really just diving
right into that, huh?
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Just, stereotypes and all.
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Guys, we are gonna have
an imaginary meal. Mmm.
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I read about this. Yes.
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If you truly believe it, then it
will make you full. That's true.
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Okay. Can I have a broad
with me with big tits?
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No, because that's
gonna force us
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to imagine things
that we don't want to imagine.
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Ah, good point.
So get rid of my dog?
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Yeah, no dogs.
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Go! Go!
Hey, get out of here!
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So kick it.
Get, get, get!
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Kick it in the skull.
Kick it in the skull.
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We do not allow dogs
in our house, right, Dennis?
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Wh...? Our house?
Wh-Why's it our house?
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Okay, let's get started.
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Let me... let me set
the scene: the food.
240
00:07:34,213 --> 00:07:36,262
The menu. Okay, all right. Ooh,
yeah, start with the food.
241
00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:37,814
Yeah, yeah, let's get to it.
Okay, all right, here we go.
242
00:07:37,884 --> 00:07:39,582
Paint a nice picture for us,
all right? I'm starving.
243
00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:40,850
All right, now
you're gonna start
244
00:07:40,903 --> 00:07:42,452
with, like, a big
hunk of chicken.
245
00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,488
You know, like, boiled and
skinless, or-or whatever.
246
00:07:45,557 --> 00:07:47,691
CHARLIE: Huh. Ugh.
DENNIS: Okay.
247
00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,427
And then, um, you're gonna want
brown with the white, right?
248
00:07:50,495 --> 00:07:53,531
So, like, maybe, like, um,
some, like, brown rice.
249
00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,165
No... no butter
or-or seasoning or...
250
00:07:56,235 --> 00:07:57,300
Really?
251
00:07:57,386 --> 00:07:59,069
I want mashed potatoes.
252
00:07:59,137 --> 00:08:00,336
No, no mashed potatoes;
that's just empty carbs.
253
00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:01,771
Why can't we just imagine
whatever we want?
254
00:08:01,824 --> 00:08:03,122
Because this is my dinner party.
255
00:08:03,209 --> 00:08:04,774
Well, then take us there!
Yeah!
256
00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:06,110
All right! All right, okay.
257
00:08:06,144 --> 00:08:07,043
Everybody's got
something to drink.
258
00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:07,978
Is it a milkshake?
259
00:08:08,047 --> 00:08:08,896
No!
260
00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:10,346
No, not milkshakes.
261
00:08:10,415 --> 00:08:11,764
Gatorade.
262
00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:12,983
And it's gonna be
263
00:08:13,052 --> 00:08:14,500
my favorite flavor: blue.
264
00:08:14,586 --> 00:08:16,487
"Blue" is not a flavor.
265
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,422
How am I gonna taste blue?
266
00:08:18,507 --> 00:08:20,574
Well, just imagine
what blue tastes like.
267
00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:21,792
It does... It just
tastes like blue.
268
00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,060
Let's just dig in.
Yeah, can we eat?
269
00:08:23,095 --> 00:08:24,028
CHARLIE:
Yeah, can we eat?
270
00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,312
All right.
Yes.
271
00:08:26,399 --> 00:08:28,865
All right.
272
00:08:28,935 --> 00:08:31,067
Mine's kind of tough.
273
00:08:31,153 --> 00:08:32,635
D-Did you overcook this?
274
00:08:32,705 --> 00:08:34,138
No, I didn't cook it at all.
275
00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:35,623
Y-You... (spits)
276
00:08:35,707 --> 00:08:37,658
Spit it out! It's raw!
You're gonna get sick!
277
00:08:37,743 --> 00:08:39,043
Spit it out, man, spit it out!
No, no, don't spit it out!
278
00:08:39,128 --> 00:08:41,195
What are you guys doing?
You don't need to spit it out.
279
00:08:41,279 --> 00:08:42,745
For the love of God.
280
00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:43,846
Look, just imagine
that it tastes good, okay?
281
00:08:43,915 --> 00:08:45,282
Look at Dennis, see?
282
00:08:45,368 --> 00:08:47,650
Oh, I'm not...
I'm not imagining your meal.
283
00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,520
No, I'm imagining
a lovely coq au vin.
284
00:08:50,556 --> 00:08:52,755
Braised with lardons
and mushrooms.
285
00:08:52,792 --> 00:08:54,140
I want that!
Yeah.
286
00:08:54,225 --> 00:08:55,625
Well, then have it--
it's right in front of you.
287
00:08:55,695 --> 00:08:56,876
As is your buxom date, Frank.
288
00:08:56,962 --> 00:08:58,177
Ah, come here, baby.
289
00:08:58,264 --> 00:08:59,596
Oh, hey!
290
00:08:59,649 --> 00:09:01,749
She got her foot
in my raw chicken!
291
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,466
Get your hooker's foot out of my
chicken, man! No, no, no, no.
292
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,134
No dates, no coq au vin,
no hookers.
293
00:09:05,203 --> 00:09:06,870
Stop ruining this!
We're not ruining this.
294
00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,438
(imitates buzzing)
295
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,024
What the hell is that?!
296
00:09:10,109 --> 00:09:11,508
Oh, this? It's the sound
297
00:09:11,576 --> 00:09:12,842
of my blender
cranking milkshakes.
298
00:09:12,912 --> 00:09:15,261
Anybody want one?
(resumes buzzing)
299
00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,298
Shit, I'll take a milkshake. Yeah.
CHARLIE: I'll have a milkshake.
300
00:09:17,383 --> 00:09:19,265
FRANK: I'll take one. That is not
what blenders sound like, Dee.
301
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,951
No! Don't leave my table! Crash!
302
00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,385
Hey!
What are you doing?
303
00:09:22,421 --> 00:09:25,022
I'm flipping the table!
Smash! Crash! Oh!
304
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,124
Now I'm breaking a plate!
Boom! Smash! Oh, man.
305
00:09:27,176 --> 00:09:28,926
DENNIS:
What the hell, dude?!
306
00:09:28,995 --> 00:09:30,110
Oh, that was really uncalled for.
That's nice.
307
00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:31,495
Nothing is working, all right?
308
00:09:31,563 --> 00:09:32,696
You know what,
I want you guys to just...
309
00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:34,230
Everybody just be quiet.
310
00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:36,200
Why don't we just try
not talking for a while?
311
00:09:36,251 --> 00:09:37,634
I'm fine with that.
Yeah.
312
00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,068
Yeah.
313
00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:40,803
Well, that'll be
the first time ever.
314
00:09:46,111 --> 00:09:47,878
(ship creaking)
315
00:09:57,856 --> 00:09:59,472
(coin clinks)
316
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,573
(sniffs)
317
00:10:00,659 --> 00:10:01,759
(coin clinks)
318
00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,394
(grunts)
(groans)
319
00:10:03,446 --> 00:10:05,528
(coin clinks,
hands smack rhythmically)
320
00:10:05,597 --> 00:10:06,764
Shh!
Of course.
321
00:10:06,849 --> 00:10:08,465
(coin clinking,
hands smacking rhythmically)
322
00:10:08,533 --> 00:10:09,573
(Frank grunting to rhythm)
323
00:10:13,188 --> 00:10:14,188
Yeah.
324
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,940
(rhythmic noises continue)
325
00:10:17,809 --> 00:10:19,308
Okay.
326
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,321
MAC:
Okay.
327
00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:34,191
MAC:
Okay.
328
00:10:37,863 --> 00:10:39,462
ALL:
Ha!
329
00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:41,030
(chuckles)
330
00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:44,301
Well, that was lame.
331
00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:45,635
So stupid.
So stu...
332
00:10:45,705 --> 00:10:47,136
I hated that show, Stomp.
333
00:10:47,173 --> 00:10:48,572
Ugh, I hate rhythm.
H-H-Hang on. Hang on.
334
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,840
D-Dee, what was that?
335
00:10:49,908 --> 00:10:51,408
Well, I-I thought
we were all doing,
336
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,676
like, a Stomp thing.
337
00:10:52,745 --> 00:10:53,961
That-that bench,
you opened that bench.
338
00:10:54,046 --> 00:10:55,479
What's inside there?
339
00:10:55,514 --> 00:10:56,746
Oh. That opens? Yes.
340
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:57,748
Maybe there's food in there.
341
00:10:57,799 --> 00:10:58,749
Is there food in there?
342
00:10:58,817 --> 00:10:59,883
Uh, no, just...
343
00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:01,567
Just this water gun.
344
00:11:01,653 --> 00:11:03,537
That's not a water gun,
man, that's a flare gun,
345
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,754
which I'll hold onto
for safekeeping.
346
00:11:04,823 --> 00:11:06,523
Uh...
347
00:11:06,591 --> 00:11:08,692
Why?
348
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,594
Well, because I'm the most
responsible person.
349
00:11:10,663 --> 00:11:12,513
Uh, guys, guys, I-I don't think
any of us should have a gun.
350
00:11:12,597 --> 00:11:13,597
Yeah.
Yeah.
351
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:17,467
Well, one of us does, so...
352
00:11:17,503 --> 00:11:18,985
the end.
353
00:11:19,071 --> 00:11:20,471
Charlie, Charlie,
let me have the gun.
354
00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:21,838
Back up, Frank.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
355
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,573
Don't come close to me.
Whoa. Charlie, calm down.
356
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:24,875
"Calm down, Charlie"?
357
00:11:24,927 --> 00:11:27,344
We're trapped
on a sinking ship, okay?
358
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:28,745
We're gonna die in here.
359
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,330
I don't know what you guys
are capable of.
360
00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:32,349
I will hold the gun,
thank you very much.
361
00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:35,335
Wait a second, Charlie, the...
the boat's not sinking, okay?
362
00:11:35,421 --> 00:11:37,070
It's-it's just stopped.
Right. Right, it's okay.
363
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,905
Everything's gonna be all right
364
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,356
as long as everybody
remains calm.
365
00:11:40,426 --> 00:11:41,692
What the hell is that?
366
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,126
(loud rumbling)
367
00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:48,273
(groaning)
DEE: Oh, my God!
368
00:11:48,393 --> 00:11:49,491
What's going on?
369
00:11:49,561 --> 00:11:51,059
Wh-What was that?
370
00:11:51,892 --> 00:11:53,091
MAC:
Oh, this is bad.
371
00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,027
This is really bad.
372
00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:56,528
Let's think.
373
00:11:56,596 --> 00:11:58,263
CHARLIE:
If the room's on its side,
374
00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:00,666
does that mean the boat's
on its side? Or...
375
00:12:00,701 --> 00:12:02,768
Yeah, that's what it means!
(all shouting)
376
00:12:02,802 --> 00:12:04,636
I don't know how boats
this big work. All right.
377
00:12:04,705 --> 00:12:08,123
(all yelling for help)
378
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,192
Help us!
This is bad!
379
00:12:10,277 --> 00:12:12,244
This is very bad!
380
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,979
All right, we got to get up
there and try that door again.
381
00:12:14,014 --> 00:12:15,947
Maybe that lodged
something loose.
382
00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:17,816
Get up there? How are
we supposed to reach?
383
00:12:17,851 --> 00:12:19,652
Oh! What about
a human pyramid?
384
00:12:19,703 --> 00:12:21,586
Yes. Yes, Mac, a
human pyramid.
385
00:12:21,639 --> 00:12:23,022
All right, you and I
will be the bottoms.
386
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,623
Why? 'Cause I'm gay?
387
00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:26,841
(sighs) Not because
you're gay, dumb-ass!
388
00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:28,777
Because we're the strongest.
389
00:12:28,863 --> 00:12:30,261
Damn it. All right,
and, Frank, Charlie,
390
00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:31,596
you'll be on us.
391
00:12:31,649 --> 00:12:32,931
And, Dee, you'll be
on the very top.
392
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,566
DEE: Okay.
Okay, I'll be a bottom now,
393
00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:36,652
but in real life, just to
be clear, I'm gonna be a top.
394
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:39,520
Okay, fine, when you're having
gay sex, you can be on the top.
395
00:12:39,606 --> 00:12:41,039
But for now we're on the bottom.
396
00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:43,375
Damn it, the door is locked!
397
00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:45,360
We're done for! We're gonna die in here!
DENNIS: Hey, Frank.
398
00:12:45,446 --> 00:12:46,711
Frank, get yourself together!
We're gonna die in here!
399
00:12:46,764 --> 00:12:48,913
Stop losing your shit!
All right, relax!
400
00:12:48,948 --> 00:12:50,515
Nobody's dying!
DEE: That's right.
401
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:51,767
Just listen to Charlie;
he seems to have
402
00:12:51,851 --> 00:12:52,868
his head straight.
Calm down.
403
00:12:52,952 --> 00:12:54,519
'Cause we're already dead.
404
00:12:54,554 --> 00:12:56,371
Come again?
405
00:12:56,456 --> 00:12:58,606
I figured it out.
406
00:12:58,692 --> 00:13:00,725
We're dead. We died.
407
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,494
And I don't know
when it happened.
408
00:13:02,546 --> 00:13:04,395
It might have... might have
happened on the cruise ship.
409
00:13:04,481 --> 00:13:06,130
It might have happened on
the drive to the cruise ship.
410
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,615
You were going
awful fast, Dennis.
411
00:13:07,701 --> 00:13:09,585
(ship creaking)
I don't know.
412
00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:11,320
Maybe it happened
weeks ago in the bar,
413
00:13:11,404 --> 00:13:14,038
in some sort of colossal and
awesome event, I would imagine,
414
00:13:14,107 --> 00:13:15,673
but we're dead,
and we're in hell.
415
00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:17,076
We're just being
toyed with here.
416
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,544
Or-or m-maybe we're not
in hell yet.
417
00:13:19,613 --> 00:13:21,413
You know,
maybe this is purgatory,
418
00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:23,282
and we're on our way
to be judged.
419
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,249
And soon, oh, boy.
420
00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:26,250
(chuckles)
421
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,885
Yeah, soon,
we'll really be in hell.
422
00:13:27,988 --> 00:13:29,837
Won't that be something.
423
00:13:29,923 --> 00:13:31,756
Charlie, calm down.
It's-it's gonna be fine, okay?
424
00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:33,692
We can't be freaking out
every five minutes.
425
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:37,596
Now, look, if we work together,
everything's gonna be fine.
426
00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:38,947
We're gonna get out of here.
427
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,399
Nah, we're already dead.
428
00:13:41,469 --> 00:13:43,201
I'll prove it.
(gun cocks)
429
00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:44,937
(echoing):
No!
430
00:13:46,557 --> 00:13:48,240
(groans)
431
00:13:48,308 --> 00:13:50,142
Oh, I think he's coming to.
432
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,744
CHARLIE:
Oh, shit, that hurt.
433
00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:53,578
FRANK: Oh, easy.
(Charlie groans)
434
00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:54,929
Well, I guess that means
we're alive, huh?
435
00:13:55,014 --> 00:13:56,715
Yeah, guess we are.
Guess we are, Charlie.
436
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,399
Good, well, then maybe
everything's gonna be okay.
437
00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:01,385
Uh, no, pal, we're
in deep shit here.
438
00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:02,687
Oh, shit! Take it easy.
Okay, take it easy.
439
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:03,922
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
440
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:05,624
It's not good. It's not good.
441
00:14:05,692 --> 00:14:06,725
Oh.
DEE: As long as, um,
442
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,894
we're not gonna
get out of here--
443
00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:11,013
and it looks like that's
sort of where this is headed--
444
00:14:11,097 --> 00:14:12,663
is it okay if I just
confess something,
445
00:14:12,732 --> 00:14:15,116
get it off my chest
before we die?
446
00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:16,717
That's a good idea.
447
00:14:16,803 --> 00:14:18,102
We shouldn't die holding
things in about ourselves.
448
00:14:18,154 --> 00:14:19,203
Go ahead, Dee.
449
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:22,073
Mac owns a Cowboys jersey.
450
00:14:22,158 --> 00:14:23,719
I saw him wearing it
in the back office.
451
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,942
What? Uh... What?!
452
00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:26,411
That's a secret, Dee!
What are you...
453
00:14:26,447 --> 00:14:28,047
Don't say it's Romo.
Of course it's Romo!
454
00:14:28,131 --> 00:14:30,282
Who else would it be?
Oh, my God!
455
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:31,450
(screaming)
MAC: I'm sorry.
456
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,054
You don't think
he deserves to be MVP?!
457
00:14:33,086 --> 00:14:34,186
You son of a bitch.
He's constantly overlooked!
458
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:35,486
You are a traitor!
459
00:14:35,556 --> 00:14:36,388
How many Super Bowls
have the Birds won?
460
00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:37,389
Oh, shut up!
461
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,625
Go Birds! (caws)
462
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,058
Oi, oi, oi!
Okay, you know what?
463
00:14:41,128 --> 00:14:43,110
I've got something
I want to confess.
464
00:14:43,197 --> 00:14:45,062
Charlie changes Frank's
prescription on his glasses
465
00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:47,131
to keep Frank dependent on him.
466
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:48,900
Whoa! Why the hell
you blowin' up my spot, man?!
467
00:14:48,952 --> 00:14:50,034
DENNIS: Wow.
Uh, I'm sorry, Frank.
468
00:14:50,086 --> 00:14:51,220
All right, fine.
469
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:52,488
Well, as long as
we're "tattling,"
470
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:54,139
uh, Dennis ripped
up all the letters
471
00:14:54,174 --> 00:14:55,740
that your dad wrote from prison,
472
00:14:55,809 --> 00:14:56,508
so... you know.
(chuckles)
473
00:14:56,543 --> 00:14:57,942
What?
474
00:14:58,011 --> 00:14:59,144
My dad has been writing?
475
00:14:59,212 --> 00:15:00,645
Dennis, is that true?
476
00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,014
Yeah, man, but you were
just gonna be, like,
477
00:15:02,099 --> 00:15:03,649
talking about it all the time,
478
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,049
and then your dad was probably
gonna come to our house
479
00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:06,934
and, like, try to kill
us or eat our butts.
480
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,421
You know? I'm trying to
protect you, dude! And me.
481
00:15:10,691 --> 00:15:12,323
Does he still write?
482
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:15,059
Well, no, pal, 'cause
you never wrote him back.
483
00:15:15,162 --> 00:15:17,011
(sighs)
484
00:15:17,096 --> 00:15:19,130
But, hey, if it makes
you feel any better,
485
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,448
I-I read all
those letters,
486
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,734
and he never once said
that he loved you.
487
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:24,286
He just mostly wanted
you to send him,
488
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,822
like, pornographic magazines
and put drugs in your butt hole.
489
00:15:26,907 --> 00:15:28,472
(sighs)
490
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:31,210
I can't believe you're saying...
491
00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:33,678
I could've had
a relationship with my dad.
492
00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:34,879
But you ruined it.
493
00:15:34,932 --> 00:15:36,215
(scoffs)
494
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:37,365
Normally, I would
attack you, but...
495
00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:39,884
I-I don't have any fight left.
496
00:15:46,527 --> 00:15:47,692
DENNIS:
Wow.
497
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,809
Well, shit, man. I...
498
00:15:48,895 --> 00:15:52,297
I... I hurt ya.
499
00:15:52,332 --> 00:15:54,115
I can see that.
500
00:15:54,201 --> 00:15:55,500
And, uh...
501
00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:58,486
you know, it was... it was wrong
of me.
502
00:15:58,572 --> 00:16:01,240
Oh, God, I'll tell you...
503
00:16:01,325 --> 00:16:04,576
I see how much pain
you're in right now.
504
00:16:04,611 --> 00:16:06,311
It's just...
505
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,479
(sniffles)
506
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,248
...it's tearing me up inside.
507
00:16:09,332 --> 00:16:11,950
(sobbing)
Jesus, Dennis, you're crying.
508
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:13,918
(crying):
Well, yeah.
509
00:16:13,988 --> 00:16:16,321
I mean, you've turned me
into a blubbering fool here,
510
00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:18,756
because I've hurt...
511
00:16:18,826 --> 00:16:20,359
not just my friend...
512
00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:23,010
(sobs)
513
00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:24,229
...but my brother.
514
00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:25,730
I've hurt my brother.
515
00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:29,533
Onion! I just saw it! Onion!
516
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,668
He's got an onion there!
Aw, I knew it!
517
00:16:30,703 --> 00:16:32,019
He's got an onion!
518
00:16:32,105 --> 00:16:33,488
You are such an asshole.
I...
519
00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:34,873
Now I gotta tell you!
520
00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:37,709
I got a confession.
521
00:16:37,745 --> 00:16:38,844
What is it, Frank?
522
00:16:38,913 --> 00:16:42,313
I was at Chappaquiddick.
523
00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:45,182
The girl, Teddy Kennedy,
524
00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:48,036
the bridge, the car...
525
00:16:48,121 --> 00:16:50,105
I played a major role.
526
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:51,188
Jesus, Frank,
we're not doing confessions.
527
00:16:51,258 --> 00:16:52,758
We're doing tattling.
Keep up.
528
00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:53,825
DENNIS: You know what?
It's all right, it's okay.
529
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,092
Guys, let's just...
530
00:16:55,162 --> 00:16:56,094
let's stop fighting, okay?
531
00:16:56,129 --> 00:16:57,361
No more confessions,
532
00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:58,629
no more tattling
on each other, all right?
533
00:16:58,698 --> 00:16:59,597
Look, guys,
534
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,066
let's just try to enjoy
535
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,500
these last moments
we've got together.
536
00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:05,037
Okay? Or these last hours.
537
00:17:05,105 --> 00:17:08,606
Or, hell...
it could even be days.
538
00:17:12,246 --> 00:17:15,096
God, we're gonna drown.
539
00:17:15,182 --> 00:17:17,449
I'm too young to drown!
540
00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:18,866
We should die
thinking good thoughts.
541
00:17:18,952 --> 00:17:20,368
Yeah.
For me,
542
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,586
that's Romo connecting
with Dez Bryant.
543
00:17:21,672 --> 00:17:22,621
Oh, stop it!
You traitor!
544
00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:23,755
You son of a bitch!
545
00:17:23,824 --> 00:17:24,873
Shut your mouth!
546
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:25,790
Guys, guys, guys, don't fight.
547
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:26,959
Don't fight, come on.
548
00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:28,067
Oh, we're not good people;
549
00:17:28,095 --> 00:17:28,943
we can't even die peacefully.
550
00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:30,028
Yeah.
551
00:17:30,064 --> 00:17:33,048
? Amazing grace ?
552
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:35,733
? How sweet the sauce... ?
553
00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:36,667
Sauce?
? That made... ?
554
00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:37,853
It's not "sauce."
555
00:17:37,938 --> 00:17:39,538
Look, you gotta
get the words right,
556
00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:41,056
otherwise Jesus is gonna know
we're trying to trick him.
557
00:17:41,141 --> 00:17:42,773
Jesus isn't gonna listen to us.
558
00:17:42,859 --> 00:17:44,742
He's just not,
'cause we're bad people.
559
00:17:44,811 --> 00:17:47,445
But if he's gonna listen to
anybody, he might listen to Mac.
560
00:17:47,513 --> 00:17:49,146
Mac, you've been talking
to him your whole life.
561
00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:50,414
Mac...
He knows you!
562
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:51,683
He doesn't even know who I am.
563
00:17:51,719 --> 00:17:52,884
Save us! Mac, save us.
564
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,951
Guys, guys...
565
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,003
there is no God.
Oi!
566
00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:58,656
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
567
00:17:58,741 --> 00:18:00,125
Okay, okay, okay.
568
00:18:00,176 --> 00:18:01,926
One last shot.
569
00:18:01,979 --> 00:18:03,461
Uh, dear Heavenly Father...
570
00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:04,962
Yeah.
571
00:18:05,031 --> 00:18:07,798
...if you do exist,
and you are listening,
572
00:18:07,884 --> 00:18:09,500
if you could find it
in your heart
573
00:18:09,569 --> 00:18:11,752
to send us a miracle...
574
00:18:11,838 --> 00:18:13,204
Just send us
one miracle, please.
575
00:18:13,272 --> 00:18:14,172
One miracle.
576
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,874
Our goose is cooked!
577
00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:17,342
I'm going down.
578
00:18:17,411 --> 00:18:19,478
Highway to hell, baby!
579
00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:25,116
Sis... I love you.
580
00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:28,953
Whatever.
581
00:18:29,022 --> 00:18:30,154
What?
582
00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:31,522
Whatever?!
583
00:18:31,592 --> 00:18:33,275
(scoffs) Whatever?
584
00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:34,992
Unbelievable!
585
00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:37,863
Ah, whatever.
586
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,103
I can't believe
nobody came to save us.
587
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,922
Should we do this?
588
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:48,073
Let's go be with the gang.
589
00:18:48,142 --> 00:18:49,142
All right.
590
00:18:50,544 --> 00:18:52,644
? ?
591
00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:08,492
(tapping sounds)
592
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:11,328
(ship creaking)
593
00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:25,343
? ?
594
00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:52,636
? ?
595
00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:56,455
A-And then, uh, you know,
596
00:19:56,508 --> 00:19:57,528
and then we all got pulled up.
597
00:19:57,568 --> 00:19:58,984
I mean, it was a miracle.
It was an actual miracle.
598
00:19:59,069 --> 00:20:00,430
Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry,
can I stop...
599
00:20:00,471 --> 00:20:02,270
Can you just move
that light a little bit?
600
00:20:02,323 --> 00:20:04,006
It's really blasting me right in my face.
Yeah, it's been
601
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,775
blasting us this whole time.
It's kind of blasting all of us.
602
00:20:05,844 --> 00:20:07,026
Can you move the light, please?
DEE: Just a little bit?
603
00:20:07,112 --> 00:20:07,977
Sorry about that.
Oh, wow!
604
00:20:08,061 --> 00:20:09,428
CHARLIE:
So much better.
605
00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:10,645
Should've said something
earlier.
606
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,731
Well, harrowing stuff,
607
00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:13,708
but I think I got
everything I need.
608
00:20:13,794 --> 00:20:15,559
Could you mark down
in your report,
609
00:20:15,596 --> 00:20:16,994
uh, that I'm not gay? Because I'm not.
What?
610
00:20:17,064 --> 00:20:18,864
What do you mean, you're not gay?
Since when?
611
00:20:18,932 --> 00:20:20,598
He's gay.
Oh, well, because
612
00:20:20,701 --> 00:20:22,867
God answered my prayers
and saved us.
613
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,803
That means that there is,
of course, a God,
614
00:20:24,837 --> 00:20:26,988
and if there is a God,
then in his infinite wisdom,
615
00:20:27,074 --> 00:20:28,589
there's no way
he would have made me queer.
616
00:20:28,674 --> 00:20:30,224
DEE: Oh.
MAC: So I'm-I'm straight.
617
00:20:30,309 --> 00:20:31,809
All righty. Okay. Look, look...
618
00:20:31,878 --> 00:20:33,427
are we gonna get in trouble
because of this accident?
619
00:20:33,513 --> 00:20:35,012
Uh, nope, you're good to go.
620
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:36,815
I just needed your report
for my insurance claim.
621
00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:39,017
Insurance claim?
Y-You're not a cop?
622
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,786
Cop?
No, I'm an insurance adjustor.
623
00:20:40,854 --> 00:20:43,171
I'm just collecting reports
of people's experiences
624
00:20:43,257 --> 00:20:45,272
for insurance purposes.
Oh.
625
00:20:45,358 --> 00:20:46,441
Whew.
I'm so relieved.
626
00:20:46,527 --> 00:20:47,992
So, so... are we
gonna get a payout?
627
00:20:48,045 --> 00:20:49,242
Well, you might have,
628
00:20:49,363 --> 00:20:50,798
had you not just
admitted to breaking...
629
00:20:50,919 --> 00:20:52,240
several laws.
630
00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:54,484
What? Right, well...
hang on though.
631
00:20:54,605 --> 00:20:56,232
I mean, we got
trapped in a room...
632
00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:57,968
...by a drunk captain
who sunk the ship.
633
00:20:58,087 --> 00:20:59,584
We almost died, man.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
634
00:20:59,651 --> 00:21:01,762
No, no, it wasn't the
captain's fault. He was sober.
635
00:21:01,883 --> 00:21:03,531
Well, what happened?
Whose fault was it?
636
00:21:03,652 --> 00:21:07,109
Nobody's fault. The ship just hit
a massive wave during the storm.
637
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,560
In the insurance biz,
that is what we call
638
00:21:09,681 --> 00:21:10,946
"an act of God."
639
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,961
Well, God is great.
640
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:24,914
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