1 00:00:01,339 --> 00:00:03,977 101.3 WNFY weather report. 2 00:00:04,021 --> 00:00:06,675 It's a scorcher out there, already 102 degrees. 3 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:09,113 Residents are being asked to keep their thermostats 4 00:00:09,156 --> 00:00:11,808 at 76 degrees to conserve energy. 5 00:00:11,832 --> 00:00:14,792 Ah, man, global warming. It's out of control. 6 00:00:14,835 --> 00:00:16,010 Yeah. It's hot, baby. 7 00:00:16,054 --> 00:00:18,665 Guys, we don't really have to worry about global warming, 8 00:00:18,709 --> 00:00:21,276 because... yes, is the Earth getting unbearably hot? 9 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,627 Of course it is. But it's all a part of God's plan. 10 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:25,367 Look, if God wants to roast us like turkeys, 11 00:00:25,411 --> 00:00:26,760 there's got to be a good reason for it. 12 00:00:26,804 --> 00:00:29,154 That's easy for you to say; you're young. 13 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,373 You know who's gonna get hurt the worst? 14 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:33,375 - Old people. - Old people? 15 00:00:33,419 --> 00:00:34,812 - Yeah. - No, it's the younger generation that's gonna suffer 16 00:00:34,855 --> 00:00:36,422 - from global warming the most. - Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey. 17 00:00:36,465 --> 00:00:37,989 Listen, there's no reason to fight, okay? 18 00:00:38,032 --> 00:00:40,426 We're actually living at a very exciting time right now. 19 00:00:40,469 --> 00:00:41,862 I mean, we're all finally in agreement 20 00:00:41,906 --> 00:00:43,821 that climate change is real. 21 00:00:43,864 --> 00:00:45,866 Well, yes, the 25 years of climate science 22 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:47,781 finally caught up with my opinions, and, Dennis, 23 00:00:47,825 --> 00:00:50,828 when opinions meet facts, that's when you get truth. 24 00:00:50,871 --> 00:00:52,046 - Oh, God. - Wow. 25 00:00:52,090 --> 00:00:53,874 Yeah, yeah. But the good news is, hey, 26 00:00:53,918 --> 00:00:55,223 for the first time I can remember, 27 00:00:55,267 --> 00:00:57,225 we all have the same truth. 28 00:00:57,269 --> 00:00:59,097 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 29 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,881 - That's nice, right? Yeah. - How 'bout that? 30 00:01:00,925 --> 00:01:01,969 And, look, while some people are saying, 31 00:01:02,013 --> 00:01:03,536 "Look, we're staring down the barrel 32 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,973 of a global catastrophe here," that is true, but I think 33 00:01:06,017 --> 00:01:08,497 if we all work together, we can solve this problem. 34 00:01:08,541 --> 00:01:10,691 Guys, we can beat the heat. 35 00:01:11,936 --> 00:01:13,546 Oh! Hey! 36 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:15,809 - Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! - ♪ The heat is on ♪ 37 00:01:15,853 --> 00:01:18,116 ♪ On the street ♪ 38 00:01:19,552 --> 00:01:21,510 - ♪ To stay alive ♪ - _ 39 00:01:21,554 --> 00:01:22,554 _ 40 00:01:22,555 --> 00:01:24,035 ♪ 'Cause the heat is on ♪ 41 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:27,259 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 42 00:01:29,693 --> 00:01:33,261 ♪ Oh-whoa-ho, oh-whoa-ho ♪ 43 00:01:33,305 --> 00:01:36,264 ♪ Tell me can you feel it, tell me can you feel it ♪ 44 00:01:36,308 --> 00:01:38,571 ♪ Tell me can you feel it ♪ 45 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:39,746 ♪ The heat is on. ♪ 46 00:01:42,729 --> 00:01:45,161 _ 47 00:01:46,884 --> 00:01:47,885 Guys? 48 00:01:47,928 --> 00:01:49,843 Feeling that? Nice and cool, huh? 49 00:01:49,887 --> 00:01:51,715 Turned the AC way down. 50 00:01:51,758 --> 00:01:55,283 Yeah, I don't know why we're wasting our AC on strangers. 51 00:01:55,327 --> 00:01:56,894 No, Frank, we're not wasting it. 52 00:01:56,937 --> 00:01:58,896 No-no-no-no. We're adapting to climate change. 53 00:01:58,939 --> 00:02:00,767 People are animals. 54 00:02:00,811 --> 00:02:02,551 When push comes to shove, 55 00:02:02,595 --> 00:02:04,815 - there's no "together." - No-no-no, see, listen. 56 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,513 By-by-by cranking the AC down below the recommended, 57 00:02:07,556 --> 00:02:09,384 uh, settings, and getting the word out 58 00:02:09,428 --> 00:02:11,125 that Paddy's has the best AC in town, 59 00:02:11,169 --> 00:02:12,910 we're actually helping our business 60 00:02:12,953 --> 00:02:14,738 and helping the environment. 61 00:02:14,781 --> 00:02:15,956 No, that doesn't work. Shame's better. 62 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,828 Like I do with my shoes, you know what I mean? 63 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,960 How would I know what you mean? 64 00:02:20,004 --> 00:02:22,136 My shoes that are made out of recyclable materials. 65 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:23,747 I did a whole Instagram Story about it. 66 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:25,357 Talking about how great the shoes are, 67 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,880 making people feel stupid for not having them. 68 00:02:26,924 --> 00:02:28,316 You know, you remember. 69 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,755 Who the fuck do you think is watching your... What?! 70 00:02:31,798 --> 00:02:33,800 - Not-not one person on Earth is... - Get out of here. 71 00:02:33,844 --> 00:02:35,933 What are you talking about? Plus, how is there any plastic 72 00:02:35,976 --> 00:02:37,325 left in the ocean after they used it 73 00:02:37,369 --> 00:02:39,327 to cover your gargantuan feet? 74 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:41,373 Yeah, big feet. Hey, guys, though, 75 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:42,809 we got a little bit of a problem. 76 00:02:42,853 --> 00:02:45,290 Uh, there's, like, a, I don't know, like, a backup 77 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,944 of the water lines or something. The ice machine's broken. 78 00:02:46,987 --> 00:02:48,162 We don't have any ice. 79 00:02:48,206 --> 00:02:49,990 Oh, shit. Okay, well, just, uh, call the store 80 00:02:50,034 --> 00:02:51,557 and have them deliver some ice. 81 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,995 And make more waste by having a big smoke-spewing truck 82 00:02:55,039 --> 00:02:57,432 deliver ice to us when we could just simply get off our asses 83 00:02:57,476 --> 00:02:59,870 and go get it ourselves? Hey, guys, 84 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,350 listen, I just wanted to talk about the importance 85 00:03:02,394 --> 00:03:06,354 of not only talking the talk, but also walking the walk. 86 00:03:06,398 --> 00:03:08,966 Oh. As I'm saying that, it's reminding me 87 00:03:09,009 --> 00:03:12,012 I'm loving my new eco-friendly shoes. 88 00:03:12,056 --> 00:03:15,125 See there? Not only am I helping the environment, 89 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,169 I could also get some free swag 90 00:03:16,173 --> 00:03:18,105 - if I keep it up, play my cards right. - That's awesome. 91 00:03:18,149 --> 00:03:19,454 You're such an awesome eco-warrior. 92 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:20,760 And since you want to walk the walk, 93 00:03:20,804 --> 00:03:23,545 why don't you walk to the store and pick us up some ice? 94 00:03:23,589 --> 00:03:25,809 - I just might. - Okay, then do it. 95 00:03:26,679 --> 00:03:29,334 - Maybe I will. - Get out and go! 96 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:32,467 Could even do an Instagram Story about it on my way there. 97 00:03:32,511 --> 00:03:33,991 Oh, super cool! 98 00:03:35,427 --> 00:03:36,820 - Go! - Fine. - Go, go and go 99 00:03:36,863 --> 00:03:38,996 - and go and go and go and go and go, go, go and go. - Fine! 100 00:03:39,039 --> 00:03:41,215 Charlie, come with me; I need someone to video me 101 00:03:41,259 --> 00:03:42,651 so I look more professional. 102 00:03:42,695 --> 00:03:44,001 I don't want to do that. 103 00:03:44,044 --> 00:03:45,698 We'll do a Story about Purina, 104 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:47,831 tag them, and get you a free case of cat food. 105 00:03:47,874 --> 00:03:49,789 - Done. - Hmm. 106 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:52,052 Did you see that, Frank? 107 00:03:52,096 --> 00:03:54,054 If you incentivize somebody to make the right decision, 108 00:03:54,098 --> 00:03:56,056 you can get them to do whatever you need them to do. 109 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,189 All right, what about me? Where's my incentive? 110 00:03:58,232 --> 00:04:00,931 Well, uh, how about we lower that AC even more 111 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,802 and see if that helps you? 112 00:04:02,846 --> 00:04:05,065 How would that help me? 113 00:04:05,109 --> 00:04:08,068 Frank, what's the temperature at which a certain body part's 114 00:04:08,112 --> 00:04:11,463 small, smooth muscle cells contract, thereby decreasing 115 00:04:11,506 --> 00:04:14,858 the surface area of the skin, causing that certain body part 116 00:04:14,901 --> 00:04:18,078 to protrude in an unusual fashion? 117 00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:20,080 65.7 degrees Fahrenheit. 118 00:04:20,124 --> 00:04:22,822 - Make it so. - I'll do it. 119 00:04:22,866 --> 00:04:24,824 What are you guys talking about? 120 00:04:24,868 --> 00:04:27,305 Nipples, Mac. Uh, nipples. 121 00:04:27,348 --> 00:04:29,437 Hi. 122 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,833 Son of a bitch charged me $40 for a bag of ice, Charlie. 123 00:04:33,877 --> 00:04:35,671 They... he's taking advantage of this heat wave, 124 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,428 - jacking up the prices. - Yeah, he's smart. 125 00:04:37,524 --> 00:04:38,571 So what's going on with the feet? 126 00:04:38,572 --> 00:04:39,593 - I see you limping here. - Ah! 127 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:41,188 Yeah, you know what? These shoes, they are, 128 00:04:41,232 --> 00:04:42,450 they're the worst. 129 00:04:42,494 --> 00:04:43,930 Well, my feet are all blistered and swollen. 130 00:04:43,974 --> 00:04:47,238 - Yeah? - But they're so cute and totally on-brand. 131 00:04:47,281 --> 00:04:49,022 - Uh-huh. - What are you doing? Don't do the Story now. 132 00:04:49,066 --> 00:04:50,328 Well, you told me to shoot candid moments 133 00:04:50,371 --> 00:04:52,330 - that seemed honest. - I said staged moments 134 00:04:52,373 --> 00:04:54,549 that looked candid and seemed honest. 135 00:04:54,593 --> 00:04:56,900 All right, well, can we just walk back to the bar? Let's go. 136 00:04:56,943 --> 00:04:59,076 I-I don't know. I honestly don't think I can walk back. 137 00:04:59,119 --> 00:05:00,338 My feet are killing me. 138 00:05:00,381 --> 00:05:02,035 Let's take the bus, then. 139 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:04,298 Do you have any idea how much pollution a bus causes? 140 00:05:04,342 --> 00:05:06,039 I don't know. Uh, three? 141 00:05:07,606 --> 00:05:08,868 Three? 142 00:05:09,944 --> 00:05:12,916 - Three what? - Pollutions? 143 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:14,482 - All right, we're not... - I-I'm not a scient... 144 00:05:14,526 --> 00:05:15,636 - I'm not a scientist. - We're not... You're not a scientist. 145 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,421 I get it. We're not taking the bus, though, 146 00:05:17,464 --> 00:05:19,640 because buses are wasteful and more importantly disgusting. 147 00:05:19,684 --> 00:05:21,773 You're just all crammed on there with a bunch of mongrels 148 00:05:21,816 --> 00:05:23,992 breathing directly into your mouth. There's no room. No. 149 00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:25,429 Plus it's the future, Charlie. 150 00:05:25,472 --> 00:05:28,325 - We can just take a rideshare. - Rideshare? Why... What? 151 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,390 Yeah. It's when a bunch of people get the app, 152 00:05:30,434 --> 00:05:32,784 and then y'all take the same vehicle to different places. 153 00:05:32,827 --> 00:05:34,829 Same vehicle, diff... so, like a bus. 154 00:05:34,873 --> 00:05:37,092 Fine, but it's not a bus, it's a car. 155 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:39,834 - So less room. - Okay. Uh-huh. 156 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:41,445 'Cause if we just take the bus... 157 00:05:41,488 --> 00:05:43,272 - We're not taking a bus, Charlie! - Okay. 158 00:05:43,316 --> 00:05:45,449 - Taking the rideshare. Come on. - All right. Well... 159 00:05:50,212 --> 00:05:52,522 _ 160 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,461 What the hell is this? Hey, Frank, Frank, Frank. 161 00:05:57,504 --> 00:05:58,753 - Hold on. What's-what's going on, man? - What? 162 00:05:58,797 --> 00:05:59,888 I thought you turned the AC up? 163 00:05:59,889 --> 00:06:00,889 - It's getting hot as hell. - I did. I did, 164 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:02,204 but there's too many people here. 165 00:06:02,248 --> 00:06:03,989 I can't offset the body heat. 166 00:06:04,032 --> 00:06:06,470 - Hey, we got a problem. - Yeah, I... yeah, I saw that. 167 00:06:06,513 --> 00:06:08,515 What's with all the water, man? What's going on here? 168 00:06:08,559 --> 00:06:10,430 Oh, that is probably from 169 00:06:10,474 --> 00:06:12,084 the ice machine breaking down. 170 00:06:12,127 --> 00:06:14,303 The water got backed up and maybe diverted over here. 171 00:06:14,347 --> 00:06:15,609 But that's not what I'm talking about. 172 00:06:15,653 --> 00:06:17,611 - What? - Look. 173 00:06:18,534 --> 00:06:20,422 The fish factory guys heard about the AC. 174 00:06:20,457 --> 00:06:21,461 Now they're hanging out. 175 00:06:21,485 --> 00:06:24,009 - Nobody wants to go near them. - Yeah, well, they're covered in fish parts. 176 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:25,865 They probably smell like shit. Go kick them out, Mac. 177 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,708 Uh, well, they go to my church. 178 00:06:27,752 --> 00:06:30,798 And if I kick them out, then they'll tattle on me to God. 179 00:06:30,842 --> 00:06:34,019 - Are you kidding me? - No. 180 00:06:34,397 --> 00:06:35,786 You know, Dennis, 181 00:06:35,821 --> 00:06:37,544 I'm not very incentivized here. 182 00:06:37,588 --> 00:06:39,590 These are not the nips I wanted. 183 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,505 Whoa, Frank. Come on, man. 184 00:06:41,548 --> 00:06:43,624 Now is not the time for your racism. This affects us all. 185 00:06:43,668 --> 00:06:44,738 We're all in this together. 186 00:06:44,782 --> 00:06:47,511 Talking about the nipples. I don't see any. 187 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:48,947 - Oh. Right, right. Sorry. Your, um... - Not... people. 188 00:06:48,990 --> 00:06:50,601 Yeah, no, your track record in that department 189 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,254 is, uh, it's not great. 190 00:06:52,298 --> 00:06:54,082 Yeah, it's just that his misogyny is stronger 191 00:06:54,126 --> 00:06:55,693 - than his racism. - In this case. 192 00:06:55,736 --> 00:06:57,738 - In this case. - All right, well, sorry for, uh, sorry 193 00:06:57,782 --> 00:06:59,740 for jumping on you like that. Um, we can figure this out. 194 00:06:59,784 --> 00:07:02,569 - Of course. God will provide. - Well, we will provide. 195 00:07:02,613 --> 00:07:04,702 I'm looking for answers right now. We will provide. 196 00:07:04,745 --> 00:07:07,083 - I got an answer. God created us. - Okay. 197 00:07:07,748 --> 00:07:09,707 All right, you know what? Look, um, I have an idea. 198 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,491 We'll adapt. 199 00:07:15,626 --> 00:07:19,107 Hey, guys. Hey, why create an even bigger carbon footprint 200 00:07:19,151 --> 00:07:21,762 by taking stinky buses all over town when you can just hop 201 00:07:21,806 --> 00:07:24,765 in a, in a, in a rideshare, in an electric vehicle? 202 00:07:24,809 --> 00:07:26,668 I'm loving this ride, y'all. 203 00:07:26,703 --> 00:07:28,334 And cut. 204 00:07:28,377 --> 00:07:29,857 Stop saying "and cut," Charlie. Just take your finger 205 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:31,642 off the button. You don't have to say that. 206 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,513 Christ. Might as well be in a bus. 207 00:07:33,557 --> 00:07:34,993 I am eating this guy's breath. 208 00:07:35,036 --> 00:07:36,603 - Yeah. - I mean, just straight up eating it. 209 00:07:36,647 --> 00:07:38,431 - It's super hot in here, too. - It's so hot. 210 00:07:38,475 --> 00:07:40,781 - I'm boiling. - Guy? Can you turn the AC up, please? 211 00:07:40,825 --> 00:07:43,131 - We're dying back here. - Uh, sorry, electric car. 212 00:07:43,175 --> 00:07:44,916 AC kills the battery. 213 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:46,787 Okay, then just turn it on for a minute 214 00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:48,354 and then turn it right back off. 215 00:07:48,397 --> 00:07:49,747 Want me to open a window? 216 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:52,445 No. No, I actually don't want hot air from the outside 217 00:07:52,489 --> 00:07:54,534 blowing all over the place, but thank you. 218 00:07:54,578 --> 00:07:56,754 You want a breath mint or some gum? 219 00:07:56,797 --> 00:07:58,103 I want some goddamn air conditioning. 220 00:07:58,146 --> 00:07:59,626 What's some gum gonna do? 221 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:02,977 Well, when someone offers you gum, it's usually a hint. 222 00:08:03,021 --> 00:08:04,762 - That's him! That's not me. - Uh, well, 223 00:08:04,805 --> 00:08:07,199 - it's both of you. It's both of you. - Uh... 224 00:08:09,418 --> 00:08:10,811 I'm gonna give you one star, jerk! 225 00:08:10,855 --> 00:08:13,684 Maybe consider getting some gum for those pits! 226 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,337 What an ass... Hey, everybody. 227 00:08:15,381 --> 00:08:17,818 Just coming back from a real quick trip. 228 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:18,993 We walked to the store 229 00:08:19,037 --> 00:08:21,213 and then we took a fantastic rideshare home. 230 00:08:21,256 --> 00:08:23,391 And we got a really awesome bag of ice to show for it. 231 00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:25,197 - And stop! - What? What are you doing? 232 00:08:25,232 --> 00:08:26,261 Well, you don't want me to say "cut," 233 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:27,611 - so I'll say "stop." It's better. - Well, I wanted 234 00:08:27,654 --> 00:08:29,177 to bring the ice up into the frame so I could show them... 235 00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:31,745 - and don't say, don't say "cut" or "stop," just stop. - Oh, okay. 236 00:08:31,789 --> 00:08:33,617 All right? Let's do it again. Where is the ice? 237 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,619 - Uh, the ice is melted. Yeah, not much left. - Uh... 238 00:08:35,662 --> 00:08:38,273 - What?! - It was super hot in that car, Dee. 239 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:39,492 Oh, Christ! 240 00:08:39,536 --> 00:08:41,059 - Cat food, please? - Not... 241 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:42,281 We're not gonna get the cat food 'cause we... 242 00:08:43,017 --> 00:08:45,454 - I can't go back in there without d... Hey! - And go! 243 00:08:45,498 --> 00:08:46,804 We're just getting ice out here. 244 00:08:46,847 --> 00:08:47,917 - And stop. - Beating the heat. 245 00:08:48,545 --> 00:08:50,155 Hey... 246 00:08:50,198 --> 00:08:51,722 - fans. - And stop! 247 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,202 I'm going to murder you. 248 00:08:54,246 --> 00:08:55,639 - Whoa, you're freaking out. - Yes. 249 00:08:55,682 --> 00:08:58,380 I am freaking out. Film when I say "film." 250 00:08:58,424 --> 00:08:59,543 Hey, everybody. 251 00:08:59,586 --> 00:09:00,600 - You said "film." - All good. It's just hot. 252 00:09:00,644 --> 00:09:03,168 It's just so hot. And cut. 253 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:05,649 - You saying "cut" now? - I say "cut," not you! 254 00:09:05,692 --> 00:09:08,303 - All right, I got a plan. - It's hard to follow all your rules, Dee. 255 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,741 - Just shut up! We're gonna call a car. - Uh-huh. 256 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,699 We're gonna get in the car. We're gonna go get ice. 257 00:09:12,743 --> 00:09:14,222 We're gonna come back with a bag of ice, 258 00:09:14,266 --> 00:09:15,659 and we're gonna shove it in their face... 259 00:09:15,702 --> 00:09:17,269 So we're taking two cars when we could've taken one car 260 00:09:17,312 --> 00:09:18,531 or called the truck and this whole thing 261 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:19,967 could've been done, like, hours ago. 262 00:09:20,011 --> 00:09:22,666 - Okay. We'll walk. But stop talking to me! - Okay, we'll walk. 263 00:09:22,709 --> 00:09:25,760 - And I'm rolling. - Hi. We're just gonna walk to get some more ice. 264 00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:31,734 _ 265 00:09:44,731 --> 00:09:45,993 Hey, Frank. 266 00:09:46,037 --> 00:09:48,822 Global warming is the fucking best. 267 00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:50,781 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 268 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,478 - Yeah. - Yeah. Over here. 269 00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:53,697 Ah. 270 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,220 - Yeah. - All right, guys. 271 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:56,874 Listen, we got another problem, all right? 272 00:09:56,917 --> 00:09:58,789 We're running out of glasses and I can't run the dishwasher 273 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,268 'cause it's too big of a power suck. 274 00:10:00,312 --> 00:10:01,530 It's gonna kill the AC. 275 00:10:01,574 --> 00:10:03,097 I got a fix. We got this stuff 276 00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:05,665 back when we were gonna have the Memorial Day party, 277 00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:08,494 but then we had to cancel it because of the blizzard. 278 00:10:08,537 --> 00:10:10,496 - Oh! You bought the... yeah! - Yeah! 279 00:10:10,539 --> 00:10:12,324 - That's working together, baby. - It's plastic. 280 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,718 - Nice work. - The Lord provideth again! 281 00:10:14,761 --> 00:10:16,807 No, Mac! No. The Lord not provideth. 282 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,809 Frank provideth. He's the one who bought the cups. 283 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:19,853 Frank provideth. 284 00:10:19,897 --> 00:10:22,682 That... well, the Lord provideth the snowstorm in May 285 00:10:22,726 --> 00:10:24,553 that allowed us to get the cups now. 286 00:10:24,597 --> 00:10:27,687 - Uh-huh. - See? It's all a part of his divine plan, Dennis. 287 00:10:27,731 --> 00:10:29,733 And that's locked in, so we're good. 288 00:10:29,776 --> 00:10:31,109 Okay, so all we have to do is nothing? 289 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,519 No. No, because, uh, we have free will, Dennis, 290 00:10:33,562 --> 00:10:36,130 which means that, um, we have to take the necessary steps 291 00:10:36,174 --> 00:10:38,785 to make sure that that plan comes to fruition. 292 00:10:38,829 --> 00:10:40,047 - Which is predetermined. - Yes. 293 00:10:40,091 --> 00:10:41,875 But it doesn't matter what we do if it's all predetermined. 294 00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:44,269 You see how your argument doesn't make any sense? 295 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:46,706 Uh, that's correct. But it doesn't have to make sense, 296 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,926 because that's where the faith comes in. 297 00:10:48,969 --> 00:10:52,059 Right? I have faith that what I'm saying makes sense. 298 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,931 Okay, so even if it doesn't make sense, 299 00:10:53,974 --> 00:10:55,280 your faith makes it make sense. 300 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:57,108 - Correct. - Got it. Okay, so there's no way 301 00:10:57,151 --> 00:10:58,849 to have a rational conversation with you. 302 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,851 - No. - Climate change affects us all. 303 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,374 Okay? We're all in this together. All right? 304 00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:04,593 We need to work together, and we can still make a profit, okay? 305 00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:06,987 Don't worry. Just let me think about how to make this work. 306 00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:09,163 Well, think fast, because it's getting hotter in here 307 00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:10,774 and people are gonna start dying. 308 00:11:10,817 --> 00:11:12,210 I got an idea. I got an idea. 309 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:13,994 Look, the-the music, it's very, very up-tempo. 310 00:11:14,038 --> 00:11:16,344 What if we throw a couple slow jams in here, all right? 311 00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:18,346 Drop the body heat down a notch. 312 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:19,913 - Let's do it. - That's an excellent idea. 313 00:11:19,957 --> 00:11:22,350 And don't you see how God came through you 314 00:11:22,394 --> 00:11:23,743 to come up with that idea? 315 00:11:23,787 --> 00:11:25,571 Go turn... change the music. 316 00:11:25,614 --> 00:11:27,791 - Change the music. - I'll go change the music. I'm-a change the music. 317 00:11:28,766 --> 00:11:29,793 Son of a bitch. 318 00:11:29,836 --> 00:11:31,969 Charged me 20 extra bucks for this one. 319 00:11:32,012 --> 00:11:33,579 - Want me to film this rant? - No! 320 00:11:33,622 --> 00:11:35,581 Obviously I don't. What is this? What have you done? 321 00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:37,583 Well, I got a nice little trash bag... that's keeping me 322 00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:39,585 a little bit cooler... and then this totally creates shade. 323 00:11:39,628 --> 00:11:40,760 You want me to make you a hat? 324 00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:43,154 No, thanks. I don't want to wear trash on my head. 325 00:11:43,197 --> 00:11:44,764 You're wearing it on your feet. 326 00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:46,592 I paid 90 bucks for these things. 327 00:11:46,635 --> 00:11:47,828 Well, I can charge you for the hat if it 328 00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:48,942 - makes you feel better. - No, that's not the point 329 00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:50,770 - I was making, but the... - Oh, all right. 330 00:11:50,814 --> 00:11:52,424 My shoes do suck. My feet are dead. 331 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:53,817 Let's just call another car and get back 332 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,776 to the bar before this ice melts again. 333 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:58,604 Oh, goddamn it. 334 00:11:58,647 --> 00:12:00,432 - What's wrong? - My account's been suspended. 335 00:12:00,475 --> 00:12:02,826 That driver gave me one star, citing "verbal abuse" 336 00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,219 and saying I urinated all over the backseat of his car. 337 00:12:05,263 --> 00:12:07,004 That was melted ice. 338 00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:09,049 Actually, I did pee back there a little bit. 339 00:12:09,093 --> 00:12:11,573 - I did, too. It was a very long ride. - You did? I thought you did. 340 00:12:11,617 --> 00:12:13,401 - I did. Yeah. But that's not the point. - Ah, all right. 341 00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:15,664 The point is we're stuck now. 342 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:17,884 Unless we take the bus. 343 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,500 Goddamn it. 344 00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:31,424 _ 345 00:12:32,328 --> 00:12:34,074 How did it get hotter? 346 00:12:34,118 --> 00:12:36,207 I don't know, man. I think the slow jams backfired. 347 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,209 It's like all the friction from the grinding, 348 00:12:38,252 --> 00:12:39,950 like, created a closed system. 349 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:43,083 I didn't account for all the increased sexiness. 350 00:12:43,127 --> 00:12:44,693 There's a lot of rumblings coming from 351 00:12:44,737 --> 00:12:46,521 - the water section, too, there. - Well, that's 'cause 352 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,306 they're not reusing the cups. You know what I mean? 353 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:50,047 They don't have any cups left. They're throwing all the trash 354 00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:52,049 - in the water. - And they want more booze. 355 00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:54,442 Which, by the way, we don't have any. 356 00:12:54,486 --> 00:12:55,835 We didn't have enough to accommodate the people 357 00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:58,098 that were here before, and now it seems like 358 00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:00,971 we've doubled in size and we just don't have enough. 359 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,886 - Where is your God now? - Yeah, Mac. 360 00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:05,279 - He will reveal himself at some point. - Oh. 361 00:13:05,323 --> 00:13:08,326 Well, is he gonna do it before all these people revolt 362 00:13:08,369 --> 00:13:10,110 - and destroy the place? - All right... 363 00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:11,720 I don't know, Frank. I don't question God's will. 364 00:13:11,764 --> 00:13:13,113 If he wants to destroy the Earth, that's on him. 365 00:13:13,157 --> 00:13:14,462 - I support it! - What are you talking about? 366 00:13:14,506 --> 00:13:15,986 Guys-guys, stop... Okay, stop bickering. 367 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,291 We can't be bickering. Okay, look. 368 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:19,206 We said we were gonna beat the heat together. 369 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,555 As a team, as a community. 370 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,905 And that's what we're gonna do, goddamn it. 371 00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,863 I got it. I got it. 372 00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:24,995 Hey, uh, everybody, if I could get your attention, please. 373 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,213 I got a quick announcement. 374 00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:28,041 If everybody could just listen up real quick. 375 00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:29,782 - Dennis has an announcement. - Yeah, I have an annou... 376 00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:31,131 You don't need to announce my announcement. 377 00:13:31,175 --> 00:13:32,350 Okay. 378 00:13:32,393 --> 00:13:34,743 Idiot. Um, okay, uh, so, guys, 379 00:13:34,787 --> 00:13:36,310 uh, are you guys having a good time? 380 00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:37,806 What a great party, huh? 381 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:42,099 That's right, that's right. But check this out. 382 00:13:42,142 --> 00:13:43,709 Check this out. Here's my announcement. 383 00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:46,059 We do need to chill out on the dancing a little bit, 384 00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:48,105 'cause we-we're overworking that AC, but... 385 00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:50,455 Now, now, no, no, I get it, 386 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:51,978 I get it, I get it, I get it. 387 00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:53,153 Listen, you think I want to be that guy? 388 00:13:53,197 --> 00:13:55,721 I don't want to be that guy, but I think if we just 389 00:13:55,764 --> 00:13:58,115 stop dancing for just a second, the AC can catch up, 390 00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,943 this place can cool down. 391 00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:01,031 I don't want to stop. 392 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,554 You don't want to stop? Yeah, I know. 393 00:14:02,597 --> 00:14:03,947 Nobody wants to stop. 394 00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:05,905 We're all having a good time. But maybe we just, like... 395 00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,167 Uh, you know what? Let's not stop. 396 00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:09,039 Let's not stop at all. Let's just chill out. 397 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,954 We'll chill out for a second, you know what I mean? 398 00:14:10,997 --> 00:14:12,564 We'll chill out. We'll slow things down. 399 00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:14,740 - I don't want to slow down. - Okay, listen, 400 00:14:14,783 --> 00:14:16,176 I know you don't want to slow down, I get it. 401 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,612 Nobody wants to slow down. 402 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,701 It's all good, but we got to work together, right? 403 00:14:19,745 --> 00:14:22,095 We got to, we got to work together to keep this place cool 404 00:14:22,139 --> 00:14:23,749 and to keep everything kosher, all right? 405 00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:25,620 One other announcement: uh, we're running a little low 406 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,361 on tequila and other liquors. 407 00:14:29,015 --> 00:14:30,538 All right, so... 408 00:14:30,582 --> 00:14:32,149 I'm not talking crazy stuff here. 409 00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:34,064 We got plenty to go around, all right? 410 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,153 Maybe instead of ten shots, we do, like, five or six. 411 00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:37,371 That's it. You know? 412 00:14:37,415 --> 00:14:39,330 I... I-I want ten shots. 413 00:14:39,373 --> 00:14:40,984 You want ten shots, but, you know, 414 00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:43,595 ten shots is too much for you and five to six is plenty. 415 00:14:43,638 --> 00:14:44,701 Don't tell her what she needs. 416 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:48,078 Stop. Everybody st... O-Okay. I get it. Look, l-let's not... 417 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,862 You're losing them, you're losing them! 418 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:52,125 All right, look, I'm not trying to bring the mood down, guys. 419 00:14:52,169 --> 00:14:54,562 This is... It's all good. Okay? Just... let's just recognize 420 00:14:54,606 --> 00:14:56,390 that just... whoa, pal. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 421 00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:57,435 Okay, look, stop. 422 00:14:57,478 --> 00:14:59,482 I'm just saying we're in a little bit of a tricky situation here. 423 00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:01,134 We can figure this out. 424 00:15:01,178 --> 00:15:03,136 Just, it's getting real hot in here. 425 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,182 Okay? And we're running a little low on resources. 426 00:15:05,977 --> 00:15:08,659 It's fine. W-We... But if we adapt, we'll keep the party going 427 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:12,058 for a long, long time. So who's with me? 428 00:15:27,117 --> 00:15:28,327 I got the booze! 429 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,658 Oh, my God. That bus was hot as shit. 430 00:15:47,693 --> 00:15:50,009 - The third bus was the hottest, you know what I mean? - Yeah. 431 00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:52,011 It's those local buses. We should've just gotten off 432 00:15:52,055 --> 00:15:54,100 - at the express and walked, but that's... - It's all the buses. 433 00:15:54,144 --> 00:15:55,232 - They're bad. - Whoo. 434 00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:56,885 - Please tell me the ice didn't melt. - Uh, no, 435 00:15:56,929 --> 00:15:59,062 but somebody ripped a hole in the bag 436 00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:00,280 - and stole it. Yeah. - What?! 437 00:16:00,324 --> 00:16:02,108 - How did you not notice that? - Oh, I don't know. 438 00:16:02,152 --> 00:16:04,415 My back must have gone numb from the ice on my back. 439 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,286 - You know what I mean? - Oh, no. No. I can't go all the way 440 00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,088 - back to that store. I can't do it. - Oh, no. 441 00:16:08,132 --> 00:16:09,202 No, that's too many vehicles. 442 00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:11,204 But how are your feet feeling, though? 443 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:12,640 Oh, I got to say, though, 444 00:16:12,684 --> 00:16:14,294 Charlie, the feet are feeling real good. 445 00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:15,904 - Whatever you made... - I'm pretty proud of that shoe. 446 00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:18,255 - Uh, you should be. - Yeah. That's the medical sponge, which is... 447 00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:20,300 - I don't want to hear any of the details, though. - Oh, okay. 448 00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:21,432 - I'll spare you. - Okay? Thank you. 449 00:16:21,475 --> 00:16:23,086 Whoo. So what's the plan now? 450 00:16:23,129 --> 00:16:25,088 I got one last idea. 451 00:16:27,516 --> 00:16:30,528 Hey, oh! Ice! 452 00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:32,312 We got ice. 453 00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:34,140 What's going on in here? Who are these guys? 454 00:16:34,184 --> 00:16:35,315 Uh, these are our friends 455 00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:36,882 from the fish factory. What's up, guys? 456 00:16:36,925 --> 00:16:38,449 They're actually pretty good dudes once you get to know them. 457 00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,386 Yeah, nice c... not like the people we had in here before. 458 00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:43,215 - They were terrible. - Uh, well, what happened to the party, though? 459 00:16:43,258 --> 00:16:45,294 People were animals, just like I said. 460 00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:46,740 All right, well, while you guys were in here 461 00:16:46,784 --> 00:16:48,742 destroying the environment, I got ice, 462 00:16:48,786 --> 00:16:50,744 with barely a carbon footprint. 463 00:16:50,788 --> 00:16:52,964 And I also made a pretty sweet Insta Story 464 00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:56,035 to spread the word and shame my followers. 465 00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:57,708 - Mm-hmm. - Check it out. 466 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,231 What up, Dee's Nuts? 467 00:16:59,274 --> 00:17:01,625 Just another important Insta message for you. 468 00:17:01,668 --> 00:17:03,844 Don't forget to reduce, reuse and... 469 00:17:03,888 --> 00:17:05,150 I'd rather drive six Hummers 470 00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:07,195 than smell your shit breath, loser! 471 00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:08,849 Well, these shoes suck. They're terrible. 472 00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:10,634 My feet are all blistered. What are you doing? Don't... 473 00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:12,810 - You're the stupid idiot! Okay? - No. You put my ice bag down... 474 00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:14,855 I'm not putting the ice down! I'm taking the ice! 475 00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:16,640 - I'll give your money this time. - Get the hell out of my store. 476 00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:18,859 But you try and gouge me again, you son of a bitch, 477 00:17:18,903 --> 00:17:20,078 I'll gouge your eyes out! 478 00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:21,296 There you go. 479 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,646 Last time you get recycled. 480 00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:24,822 Hope a bird chokes to death on you. 481 00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:27,651 I hate the bus! Oh, you're disgusting! 482 00:17:27,694 --> 00:17:30,218 I can't stand being near you low-life degenerates! 483 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:35,615 Ah. Yeah. Not tipping you either, so don't even ask. 484 00:17:35,659 --> 00:17:37,704 - And cut. - Okay, stop saying "and cut." 485 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,709 Goddamn it, Charlie. 486 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,222 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com