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Dee's bringing another boyfriend?

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She won't shut up about this one. He's a local rapper.

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He's like some hotshot rapper. What's his name?

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Lil' Jeff. Lil' Joe. It's was, like, Jonathan, Little Michael.

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Lil' Kev? Little... Lil' Kev.

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Shit. I've heard about him. He's a local celebrity.

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He's supposed to be the next Eminem. What is he?

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Like a small guy or little guy? No, probably not.

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I think it's just a rapper thing. Lil' Kim. Yeah, it's like...

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You never know though. He could have, like,
a little hand or a little foot or something.

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I doubt he'd want to call attention
to that by calling himself Lil' Kev.

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That could be his thing. Biggie Smalls was fat.

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Yeah. He was big and small. You know, and, like... Right.

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I guess his head was small, but his body was big.

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So this guy could have, like, a little hand and a giant body.

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What's up, hos? I'd like you to meet somebody.

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Kevin, these are the clowns I work with.

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Oh, this your crew, baby? Mm-hmm.

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Girl, you silly. They ain't no clowns. What up, fellas?

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What's up, man? Hey, man. How's it going?

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I gots to get back to the studio,
but I'll holler at you later, okay, pooh bear?

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Mm-hmm. Yo, later, fellas.

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See ya, man. Yeah.

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Boom. Yep, you're seein' it.

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Hey, Dee, does that guy have, like, a... like, a little hand?

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Charlie, I was gonna say his foot looks small.

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Nah. Well, dude, it's possible.

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The shoes were the same size, but his hand was like...

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He doesn't have a little hand or a little foot.

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Wait. Did that guy go to Waldron? I don't know.

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Is his name Kevin Gallagher? Yes.

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Holy shit. No, that guy's retarded. Well, you're retarded.

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No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying he is an actual retarded person.

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We went to elementary school together.

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He used to take classes in a trailer
outside school. He rode the short bus.

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Whatever. You think I wouldn't know
if the guy I'm dating is retarded?

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There is no way I am dating a retarded person.

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But he's so tough and popular and famous.

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I mean, he's a successful musician.

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Jesus, sweetie. The guy might be retarded.

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Yeah, but he might not be. Plus, he gives me things.

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Did you guys see this necklace? It's got diamonds in it.

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L I gotta think about this.

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Come take a look at my elementary school yearbook sometime, Dee.

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He's retarded. Uh, guys, I'm getting an idea.

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Charlie, follow me on this one for a second. Okay.

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Retarded or not... I mean,
clearly there's something off about that guy.

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Oh, no. That guy's very messed up.

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Yeah. No, he's... I'm saying he's retarded. Yeah, whatever.

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But he's an up-and-coming musician. I mean, he's, like...

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really building a following in this city.

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He's like the next Eminem. Right. He's supposed to be big.

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Okay. So, if he can do it, why can't we?

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I can't argue that logic, man. What are you suggesting?
I'm thinking we start a band.

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Holy shit. Yeah!

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Yeah?

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We're in a band! Yeah! Let's do it!

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I've always wanted to be a rock god.
If he's getting chicks... Ooh! Ooh, ooh.

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Why are you "ooh, oohing" me? Why are you... You're not in it.

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Why am I not in it? I have a great voice.

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You do have a great voice. You have an excellent voice.

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But the problem is you're into all
that early '80s glam rock fem shit...

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and it's just not the artistic
direction I want to take the band in.

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Artistic direction? You guys don't even play instruments.

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Well, no... Okay, well, that doesn't matter, does it?

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Because it's all about rocking and looking cool and kicking ass.

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Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing.

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I mean, there's no bands out there with any musical ability.

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Frank, I like the way you think. You're in the band.

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Oh!

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Wow. Dude, don't overreact about it, man. See you, buddy.

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Frank, get out that checkbook.
You're gonna buy us some instruments.

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Yeah, brother. That's a hot guitar.

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You got, uh, graphite reinforced neck,
35 inch scale, two humbuckers.

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Yeah, guy, move over six inches.

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Oh, yeah.

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Um, yeah, so I was saying... Yeah, that's it. Shut up.

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Soak it in.

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Uh, so I was saying, uh, graphite reinforced neck... Boom. Yeah.

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35 inch scale... Shh. That's the one.

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Check this thing out, man. It's like a weapon. Cool, bro.

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Holy shit. Where did you learn how to play like that?

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Oh, man, keyboards just make sense to me,
man. I get 'em, you know?

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Charlie, you're amazing. Hey, man,
you're gonna be our ace in the hole.

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You know what though? Can I talk to you for a second about this?

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Sure. Any way that I can be in the back of the stage...

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or, like, behind some kind of curtain? Why?

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Well, can I bare my soul to you for a second,
man? Of course, buddy.

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This is huge for me. I've always wanted to do this. Mm-hmm.

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It's, like, this is a big deal. I've just always been afraid...

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that people are gonna boo me or they're gonna hate me.

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It's why I've never pursued my dreams, man.
So, I mean, if that happens...

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it's gonna crush me, I'm gonna crumble,
I'm gonna fall to pieces, I'm gonna scream.

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You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? Totally.

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Dude, I think we should do, like, a Sex Pistols thing, right?

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Where I'm Sid Vicious and you're Johnny Rotten.

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No, no. I'm Simon and you're Garfunkel, if anything.
No. You're Axl. I'm Slash.

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No. I'm Holland Oates. You're, like, Peter Gabriel.

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Hall and Oates is two separate people.

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No. Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name, dude.

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Whatever, dude. I just wanna kick ass.

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Hey. You with that bald guy? Yeah.

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Yeah, well, get him out of here, or I'm calling the cops.

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I'm taking these.

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There he is. Good old Special K. He is drooling on himself.

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Well, so what? He's, like, seven in this yearbook.

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Okay, if I'm gonna break up with this guy, I need some proof.

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Well, look, Dee, you're free to date whoever you want, okay?

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I just think you should know whether or
not you're gold-digging a retarded guy.

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Okay, number one, I'm not gold-digging anybody,
okay? I really like this guy.

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And second of all, this doesn't prove
that he's retarded. You want proof?

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I want proof. When are you seeing him next?

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I'm picking him up in, like, an hour. You're picking him up?

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He doesn't drive. Ooh. Uh, that's funny...

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'cause people who aren't retarded usually drive.

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Retarded one. Normal zero.

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Not bad, Dennis. Nice neighborhood.
Owns his own house. Three stories.

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Looks like it's retarded one, normal one.

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Yes? Oh, hi. I think we have the wrong address.

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Are you Dee? Yeah. Who are you?

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I'm Kevin's mom. Come on in.

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Oh, lives with his mom. I think I'll be taking that point back.

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Kevin's in his room. Go on up if you like.

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Oh, thank you, Mrs. Gallagher.
You must be very, very proud of your son.

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I mean, he has overcome some pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has.

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Well, you're talking about the rapping. Excuse me?

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Those odds you're referring to,
you're talking about his rapping career.

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I guess. Mrs. Gallagher...

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would you describe your son as a "special" guy?

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No, you can't do that. Why can't I do that? What's wrong...

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Because he's her son. Of course he's special.

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That's an easy yes. You think he's special, right? Well, yes.

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Yeah, that means nothing to me.
That means a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero.

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Hold on. Hang on. How come you got
that point? That was my point.

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What... That was my point. Retarded two, normal one.

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She practically came out and told us he was retarded.
Retarded four, normal zero.

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Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four come from?
It's definitely not four.

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Let's see. There's the driving, the drooling in the yearbook...

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the overcoming the odds, the living
with the mom and now the special thing.

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You know what? It's not four. It's five. Yeah?

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Are you the point king? You pick up points left and right?
It's retarded three, normal one.

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Oh, come on. There's so much more retarded stuff that...

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What's up?

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Hey! Oh, you brought your crew, baby.

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This is my brother, Dennis, and he's gonna give us a ride.

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Oh, snap! What up, son? Hey.

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I didn't know we were doing all that.

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Yo, I gotta grab a couple of things. Be ready to "rizzoll."

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Man, that's retard strength if I've
ever seen it. You know what I mean?

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Shut your mouth.

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Go!

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Go! Go!

153
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All right, stop! Stop! Why are you not singing?

154
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Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good.

155
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Well, then huff some glue, bro.
Oh, I've been huffing glue, guys.

156
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Then growl into the microphone, Charlie. No. This is...

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I don't even wanna growl. I'm not a growler. Wait.

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Band meeting! Band meeting! Yeah,
band meeting! We need to have a band meeting!

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Hold on a minute! We're sittin' around
here practicin' like a bunch of pansies!

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We should be out gettin' wasted and breakin' shit!

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Frank's absolutely right. How can we be rock
stars if we're not living like rock stars?

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Well, okay. If we live like rock stars, the music will come!

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Okay. Okay. Okay. The music will come, Charlie!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, dude!

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What are you doing? That's my good chair.
That's your good chair?

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Yeah. It's covered in bird shit.

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No. That's toothpaste, man.

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That's clearly bird shit. No, it's not. It's toothpaste.

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Do you even own a toothbrush? I, uh...

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Look, don't break my chair. Oh, my God!

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No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Charlie is right.

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We should not be breaking our own shit.

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We should be out there breaking other
people's shit. That's rock and roll.

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Yeah!

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That's what I'm talking about!
You feeling better, Charlie? Whoo!

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Yeah! Whoo!

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Keep smashing things, guys! It's a ripple effect!

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Hey, how'd you guys get a hotel room
without putting a credit card down?

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We did use a credit card, man. I took it out of your wallet.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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My credit card number's down at the desk? Yeah.

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You mean we're smashing up a hotel room
with my credit card down at the desk!

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Why-Why-Why would you do that?

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Uh, they don't let you book a hotel room
without putting down a credit card, Frank.

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What year do you think it is?

186
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Well, we gotta put this stuff back together again. What?

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Get the glue. Charlie, you gotta get the glue.
What? Glue is for huffing, dude.

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Get me the glue! Get me the glue! It's a part of his process.

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This is not rock and roll!

190
00:10:06,223 --> 00:10:09,715
Oh, this shit is funny! You like this movie?

191
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Your shirt's on backwards. What?

192
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Oh, snap! It is.

193
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Oh, look!

194
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We need to break up.

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Yes, sir. Yes, sir!

196
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Hey. Where's your suit?

197
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I'm not wearing the suit, Frank,
because it's lame, and you look like a pussy.

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That-That defeats the whole purpose.
I mean, the idea is to trick the moms...

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into letting the kids bop with us.

200
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It's not the '50s anymore, Frank.
The kids aren't bopping anymore.

201
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They're banging each other and doing
meth before they hit grade school.

202
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Well, can I at least pick the name of the band? What do you got?

203
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The Pecan Sandies.

204
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Isn't that a cookie? Yeah, it's a cookie,
but it's got another meaning.

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What's the other meaning? What?

206
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Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?

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It's a, you know... It's a... It's a sexual meaning.

208
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No, we are not the Pecan Sandies,
all right? We are Chemical Toilet.

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Because chicks want guys that wear tight
pants and tattered clothing and spit blood...

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not guys dressed like waiters who
name themselves after desserts.

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We are Chemical Toilet. Charlie! Porta-potty.

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Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah,
I'll be out in a second, all right?

213
00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:43,171
And, Frank, who the hell is this guy?

214
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Ah, that's Ernie. He works for beer.
He looks a little tangled up.

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Does he know anything about hooking
up that electrical equipment?

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No. Okay, okay. I'm ready to rock.

217
00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:53,342
And who are you supposed to be? Bob Dylan, man.

218
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Jesus Christ. We are all over the place. Check this out.

219
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Is this a page from a coloring book?

220
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No, dude. That's "Night Man. " Those are lyrics.

221
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Whatever. Let's just rock. "Night Man," baby.

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Okay, this is what I'm talking about. Let's rock and roll!

223
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Yeeha! All right.

224
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Where's my curtain? Don't worry about
the curtain. You're not gonna need it.

225
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I want a curtain blocking my face. You don't need it.

226
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Go on. Go have a beer, Ernie. Okay.

227
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All right. Ready?

228
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Five, six, seven, eight.

229
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Night Man sneaky and mean

230
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Spider inside my dreams I think I love you

231
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You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die

232
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I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, Night Man

233
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Every night you come into my room and pin me down

234
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With your strong arms You pin me down

235
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And I try to fight you You come inside me, You fill me up

236
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I become the Night Man

237
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Charlie, Charlie. Whoa, Charlie, hold on a second.

238
00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:45,768
The first half of that song was kinda cool,
but what's with the second half?

239
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It's about the Night Man, like, filling me up, and I become him.

240
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I become the spirit of the Night Man.

241
00:12:50,476 --> 00:12:53,036
It sounds like a song where a man
breaks into your house and rapes you.

242
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What, dude? Where are you getting that from? All right. No.

243
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It's just two men sharing the night

244
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It might seem wrong but it's just right

245
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It's just two men sharing each other

246
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It's just two men like lovin' brothers

247
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One on top and one on bottom

248
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One inside and one is out

249
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One is screamin' He's so happy

250
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The other's screamin' a passionate shout

251
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It's the Night Man They're feeling so wrong and right, man

252
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They're feeling so wrong and right, man

253
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I can't fight you, man when you come inside me

254
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And pin me down with your strong hands

255
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And I become the Night

256
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The passionate passionate Night Man

257
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We need a new front man. Right.
You want someone with a good voice...

258
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Yes. Who's attractive...

259
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Yes. Someone with charisma.

260
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Yes. Well, I've got an awful lot of reading to do.

261
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Do you wanna be in the band or not, dude?

262
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Can I wear spandex? I'd rather you didn't.

263
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I think I'm gonna wear spandex.

264
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Are you ready? Yeah. Let me see it.

265
00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,006
What if I did something like this? Ready? Let me see.

266
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I give a kick, but then I'm gonna stomp down.
A kick is good, stomp is good.

267
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You know what mean? Like...

268
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That's good. Every time I stomp, you do that. That's good.

269
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Oh, man. Really?

270
00:14:06,886 --> 00:14:09,684
Come on, dude. What's with the sash and the codpiece?

271
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Don't be afraid of a little sex appeal, Mac.

272
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You look like a drag queen. I look like a rock god.

273
00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:18,091
All right, here's the song.

274
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What the hell is this, a page from a coloring book?

275
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It's a song Charlie wrote. It's called "Night Man.
" Skip the raping parts and get on stage.

276
00:14:23,803 --> 00:14:26,431
Very well. Well, I just broke up with Kevin.

277
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We're trying to practice. I can't do it.
I can't get it out of my head.

278
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I don't know if he's retarded,
but I can't stop thinking about it.

279
00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:34,038
Dee, we're trying to have band practice here.

280
00:14:34,113 --> 00:14:36,308
I was gonna ride this guy to the top. You know what I mean?

281
00:14:36,382 --> 00:14:38,612
He was gonna put me in one of his rap videos.

282
00:14:38,684 --> 00:14:41,517
Look, the guy's not retarded, okay?

283
00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:44,385
What? Yeah. I was just saying that to mess with you.

284
00:14:44,457 --> 00:14:46,687
Why? Why would you do something like that?

285
00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:49,523
I thought it'd be funny. It's not funny.

286
00:14:49,595 --> 00:14:54,089
It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for me,
and you've blown it and ruined everything.

287
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,624
You are a bad, bad person.

288
00:14:57,703 --> 00:15:00,365
Ew. All right. Ready, guys?

289
00:15:00,439 --> 00:15:02,805
So, that guy's not retarded?

290
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:05,139
Oh, no, he's totally retarded.

291
00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:08,146
All right, let's rock. Five, six, seven, eight.

292
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They took you, Night Man and you don't belong to them

293
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They locked me in a world of darkness

294
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Without your sexy hands

295
00:15:33,806 --> 00:15:39,176
And I miss you, Night Man so bad

296
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Stupid, can't write...

297
00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:47,844
Charlie? Oh, oh.

298
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,115
Let's join forces. Hello! Come right in.

299
00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:52,248
I will. What happened to your band?

300
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:55,726
Kicked me out. Well, it hurts, doesn't it?

301
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:58,195
Hmm. What's with the, uh, curtains?

302
00:15:58,264 --> 00:16:00,892
I'm living in a world of darkness.

303
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:04,095
Right. Let's get some light in here.

304
00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:09,399
Whoa. What's with the spray paint, man?

305
00:16:09,475 --> 00:16:12,205
Uh... What's with your outfit, man?

306
00:16:12,278 --> 00:16:14,303
Why don't we put the curtains back up? No, no.

307
00:16:15,514 --> 00:16:18,381
What is going on up here?

308
00:16:18,451 --> 00:16:20,976
I never know, man.

309
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Daylight.

310
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Yeah, I like that.

311
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Day... Day Man Day Man.

312
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Fighter of the Night Man

313
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Champion of the

314
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Sun Sun

315
00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:38,997
You're a master of karate

316
00:16:39,071 --> 00:16:42,097
And friendship for everyone

317
00:16:42,174 --> 00:16:45,166
Day Man That's it! Day Man, ah, ah, ahh

318
00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:49,578
Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh

319
00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:52,344
Champion of the sun Ah, ah

320
00:16:52,418 --> 00:16:54,352
Do you want some? No.

321
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:59,119
You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone

322
00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:01,284
Day Man Day Man, Ah, ah, ahh

323
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,797
Nice. We'll get the... Fighter of the Night Man, Ah, ah, ahh

324
00:17:05,865 --> 00:17:08,265
Champion of the sun

325
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:16,197
Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine.

326
00:17:17,276 --> 00:17:21,337
Prepare to experience sexual magic.

327
00:17:25,317 --> 00:17:27,979
Day Man Ah, ah, ahh

328
00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:31,956
Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh

329
00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:34,891
Champion of the sun Gay!

330
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,361
Ah, ah, ahh You're a master of karate

331
00:17:38,431 --> 00:17:40,797
And friendship for everyone

332
00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:42,527
Get off the stage! Day Man

333
00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:44,535
Come on. All right, rock it.

334
00:17:44,603 --> 00:17:46,503
Day Man

335
00:17:46,572 --> 00:17:48,199
Ah, ah, ahh Come on! Come on!

336
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,265
Come on. Dance... Of the Night Man Why are you booing?

337
00:17:50,342 --> 00:17:52,833
No! It's good! Why are you... Ah, ah, ahh

338
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:01,553
Screw you guys. Goddamn it, Charlie.

339
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,316
I'm so glad we worked out.

340
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,722
I'm sorry I was all wishy-washy before.

341
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,352
Yeah, girl. You was more mixed-up than a milk shake.

342
00:18:09,428 --> 00:18:12,363
I know. It's my brother's fault though.
You're not gonna believe this.

343
00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:16,868
He tried to convince me that you were retarded. Uh, what?

344
00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:19,370
Yo, what? That's bananas, girl. I know.

345
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,599
You're not retarded, are you?

346
00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:28,110
All right, Paddy's! You ready to rock?

347
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:34,411
Yeah! No? Yeah!

348
00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:37,888
What up, Paddy's? Make some noise!

349
00:18:37,957 --> 00:18:42,792
Get off. Get off the stage, idiot.
Come on, idiot. Come on. Let's go.

350
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:45,330
Come on. Okay.

351
00:18:45,397 --> 00:18:48,423
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bust a little freestyle for you.

352
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:53,029
This one's for my girl, Dee. This one's for you, baby. Word! Yo!

353
00:18:53,105 --> 00:18:55,539
Let me tell y'all a story 'bout a girl I knew

354
00:18:55,608 --> 00:18:58,042
A brokeass bitch with a gayass crew

355
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,544
She said that I was cute She said that I was funny

356
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:03,241
But the honey couldn't stop lookin' at my money

357
00:19:03,315 --> 00:19:05,783
Busted old lady with a flat tiny ass

358
00:19:05,851 --> 00:19:08,376
Her body like a skeleton in science class

359
00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:10,718
Face beat up by the school of hard knocks

360
00:19:10,789 --> 00:19:12,723
Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox

361
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,453
It's like she's skinny but fat in all the wrong places

362
00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:17,462
Mothers gotta cover their babies' faces

363
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,691
When she walks by people think she's Godzilla

364
00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:23,064
Straight out of Compton No, y'all, straight outta "Thriller"

365
00:19:23,135 --> 00:19:25,330
Looking like a zombie Walking like a chicken

366
00:19:25,404 --> 00:19:27,929
Mouth full of shit That's why her breath be stinkin'

367
00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:30,805
Just one question, Dee before you take your bow

368
00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:33,504
This gravy train's leavin' so who's retarded now

369
00:19:36,882 --> 00:19:39,908
Hey. Ladies.

370
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:41,919
Later, bitch.

371
00:19:43,956 --> 00:19:47,323
I don't think he's retarded. Mmmmm.

372
00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,327
Hmm.