1 00:00:35,825 --> 00:00:37,026 All right. 2 00:00:37,059 --> 00:00:38,593 Uh, let's get started. 3 00:00:39,047 --> 00:00:40,996 What do you guys want to know? 4 00:01:02,797 --> 00:01:05,073 The circumstances surrounding the death of 5 00:01:05,105 --> 00:01:07,174 the woman born Maureen Ponderosa 6 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:09,510 captivated South Philadelphia. 7 00:01:10,878 --> 00:01:13,682 She was discovered in an alley with a broken neck. 8 00:01:16,851 --> 00:01:19,354 In 2013, Maureen had begun 9 00:01:19,387 --> 00:01:21,385 her transition to a cat. 10 00:01:21,388 --> 00:01:24,658 And in her cat form, she went by the name Bastet 11 00:01:24,691 --> 00:01:27,194 to honor the Egyptian god of cats. 12 00:01:28,548 --> 00:01:32,352 The story quickly became fodder for local media. 13 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:33,720 So much for having nine lives. 14 00:01:33,753 --> 00:01:35,522 This cat did not land on her feet. 15 00:01:35,556 --> 00:01:37,324 She landed on her neck. 16 00:01:37,357 --> 00:01:38,526 Authorities soon focused 17 00:01:38,539 --> 00:01:41,176 on the suspicious nature of her death. 18 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:43,845 My name is Lance Girard. 19 00:01:44,218 --> 00:01:47,388 I've been with the Philadelphia Police Department for 24 years, 20 00:01:47,421 --> 00:01:50,391 12 of which were with the Homicide division. 21 00:01:50,424 --> 00:01:52,193 I've seen a lot of things. 22 00:01:52,225 --> 00:01:54,562 A man wants to turn himself into a woman? 23 00:01:54,594 --> 00:01:57,130 Okay. Who am I to judge? 24 00:01:57,163 --> 00:02:00,000 But, really, a cat? 25 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:02,335 What's next? A watermelon? 26 00:02:03,437 --> 00:02:05,239 First thing we wanted to establish is 27 00:02:05,271 --> 00:02:07,374 to whether the deceased was acting strange. 28 00:02:07,407 --> 00:02:10,377 Not like "I'm turning myself into a cat" strange. 29 00:02:10,411 --> 00:02:12,847 More like suicide strange. 30 00:02:12,879 --> 00:02:15,383 We learned that she was excited about an upcoming surgery, 31 00:02:15,415 --> 00:02:18,385 a, uh, reverse nipplectomy. 32 00:02:18,419 --> 00:02:20,054 That's where they add more nipples. 33 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:22,890 I guess... 34 00:02:22,923 --> 00:02:25,860 I don't know... she wanted more nipples. 35 00:02:25,892 --> 00:02:29,330 The thought of that just makes me want to blow my lunch. 36 00:02:29,362 --> 00:02:31,998 Now, apparently, the ex-husband was on the hook 37 00:02:32,032 --> 00:02:34,936 for this surgery due to an alimony arrangement. 38 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:37,204 He wasn't happy about it. 39 00:02:37,237 --> 00:02:39,539 That's when he became our primary suspect. 40 00:02:40,669 --> 00:02:42,242 Was I irritated by this? 41 00:02:42,276 --> 00:02:43,677 Yeah, of course I was. 42 00:02:43,711 --> 00:02:46,114 I mean, it was the most expensive procedure yet. 43 00:02:46,146 --> 00:02:48,281 You know, but I-I remained supportive 44 00:02:48,314 --> 00:02:50,418 and, uh, kept my cool. 45 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,953 And I never threatened her in any way. 46 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:13,106 Now, due to the nature of this call, 47 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:15,409 we decided to bring him in for questioning. 48 00:03:17,706 --> 00:03:18,712 And he cooperated. 49 00:03:18,746 --> 00:03:21,082 Said he wanted to clear his name. 50 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:34,462 He answered every question. 51 00:03:34,495 --> 00:03:36,664 Even offered DNA samples. 52 00:03:36,697 --> 00:03:39,300 Although he did request to draw his own blood, 53 00:03:39,332 --> 00:03:41,436 which is kind of strange. 54 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,356 Mr. Reynolds was forthright. 55 00:04:02,388 --> 00:04:04,359 Charming, quite frankly. 56 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:09,630 It wasn't until I reviewed 57 00:04:09,662 --> 00:04:12,866 the interrogation footage later that I saw it. 58 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:15,804 Something very unsettling. 59 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:22,509 24 years on the job, 60 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:24,545 I'd never seen anything like it. 61 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:29,015 Two hours. 62 00:04:29,049 --> 00:04:31,017 Never moved. 63 00:04:31,051 --> 00:04:33,621 Never blinked. 64 00:04:33,654 --> 00:04:36,858 Gives me goose bumps just thinking about it. 65 00:04:37,606 --> 00:04:39,492 He had all the right answers, 66 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:42,028 but my gut told me this guy was guilty. 67 00:04:43,189 --> 00:04:44,598 Of something. 68 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,836 Did I kill Maureen? No. 69 00:04:48,868 --> 00:04:52,440 Am I glad she's dead? Sure. 70 00:04:55,081 --> 00:04:58,392 Maureen's family was convinced of Dennis's guilt. 71 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,306 Maureen? 72 00:05:00,339 --> 00:05:02,475 Maureen died three years ago. 73 00:05:02,507 --> 00:05:04,476 Dennis killed Bastet, all right? 74 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:07,512 And let me tell you something. He did us all a favor. 75 00:05:07,546 --> 00:05:11,050 You ever seen a grown woman take a dump in a sandbox? 76 00:05:11,556 --> 00:05:14,253 Despite conjecture, the question still remained: 77 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,056 Was there anything in Dennis Reynolds' past 78 00:05:17,089 --> 00:05:19,740 that would suggest him capable of murder? 79 00:05:19,968 --> 00:05:21,736 Testing. Testing. 80 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:23,430 Syphilis. Syphilis. 81 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:26,908 That's... Well, yeah... 82 00:05:26,941 --> 00:05:29,112 Well, he kind of... 83 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:33,116 snapped the neck, uh, off a crow one time a little bit. 84 00:05:33,148 --> 00:05:34,716 But that... but that's not 85 00:05:34,749 --> 00:05:36,751 not normal right, you know? 86 00:05:36,785 --> 00:05:38,754 I mean, it was just like boys 87 00:05:38,787 --> 00:05:40,957 being boys. Yeah. That... 88 00:05:40,989 --> 00:05:43,992 Look, we had a totally normal childhood, and... 89 00:05:44,025 --> 00:05:45,761 Look, Dennis wouldn't hurt a fly. No way. 90 00:05:45,794 --> 00:05:47,797 Whatever Deandra says is BS. 91 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:49,398 She's probably just covering for him 92 00:05:49,431 --> 00:05:52,268 because she's afraid he's gonna snap her neck like that crow. 93 00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:53,803 He didn't just snap it. 94 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:55,437 He broke the thing's head clean off. 95 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:56,544 It was gruesome. 96 00:05:57,006 --> 00:05:58,840 I still have nightmares about it. 97 00:05:58,874 --> 00:06:00,008 And I'm old. 98 00:06:00,042 --> 00:06:01,943 She told you what? 99 00:06:01,977 --> 00:06:03,479 No, no, no, no. No, no. 100 00:06:03,511 --> 00:06:06,114 Look... that crow was injured, 101 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,484 and I was simply putting it out of its misery, 102 00:06:08,516 --> 00:06:12,355 while, yes, testing the tensile strength of a crow's neck. 103 00:06:13,689 --> 00:06:15,458 Well, yes, there was another crow, 104 00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:17,126 but that's because I simply couldn't believe 105 00:06:17,158 --> 00:06:19,028 that a crow's neck could be that weak. 106 00:06:20,295 --> 00:06:21,997 Well, yes, there was a third crow, 107 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:25,100 and a fourth, if you must know, but who likes crows? 108 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:27,802 Look, if you can kill a crow, you can kill a cat. 109 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:31,340 Cat, cat, cat... 110 00:06:31,372 --> 00:06:35,644 That's why I started recording all our conversations. 111 00:07:23,546 --> 00:07:25,393 I suspected Frank was probably recording 112 00:07:25,427 --> 00:07:28,297 all of our conversations, because of course he would. 113 00:07:28,329 --> 00:07:29,632 But let me tell you something, 114 00:07:29,665 --> 00:07:31,166 he was no fan of Maureen's, either. 115 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:32,968 He was just trying to deflect attention, 116 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,103 which is why I started recording 117 00:07:35,137 --> 00:07:37,773 all of our conversations as well. 118 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,942 I could have worn a goddamn IMAX camera around my neck 119 00:07:39,975 --> 00:07:41,343 and he wouldn't have noticed. 120 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:43,144 The old bitch. 121 00:07:43,178 --> 00:07:45,346 And I caught him saying some pretty troubling stuff. 122 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:48,117 What are we watching here? 123 00:07:48,149 --> 00:07:49,484 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cats, cats. 124 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:50,918 Is that me? 125 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:52,821 Cats. I'll tell you what to do with cats. 126 00:07:52,853 --> 00:07:54,522 Who shot this thing? Dennis? 127 00:07:54,555 --> 00:07:56,658 Here's what you do with cats. 128 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:59,595 Back in the sweatshop in 'Nam, we found a cat, 129 00:07:59,627 --> 00:08:01,363 we tossed it right in the soup. 130 00:08:01,396 --> 00:08:04,833 Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day. 131 00:08:04,865 --> 00:08:06,435 What's the worst thing that could happen? 132 00:08:06,468 --> 00:08:09,438 Some little kid choke on a hairball and die. 133 00:08:09,471 --> 00:08:11,340 So then you toss him in the soup. 134 00:08:11,372 --> 00:08:14,109 I was making money hand over foot, literally. 135 00:08:14,141 --> 00:08:17,445 Somebody lost a hand or a foot, I'd toss it in the soup. 136 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:20,716 Well, that's all a lie. 137 00:08:21,982 --> 00:08:23,718 Uh, there was no soup. 138 00:08:26,321 --> 00:08:27,889 Nope. 139 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:29,557 There's no sweatshop. 140 00:08:32,494 --> 00:08:35,598 Excuse me. I got to go to the can. 141 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,766 Investigators wanted to verify the timeline 142 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,682 Dennis provided to authorities. 143 00:09:44,912 --> 00:09:46,503 Like I told the police, uh, 144 00:09:46,536 --> 00:09:48,472 Mac and I were watching a movie back at the apartment, 145 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,139 and then I went to the bar. 146 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,676 That's true. We were watching Operation Dumbo Drop. 147 00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:55,345 We were doing this amazing thing that I came up with, 148 00:09:55,378 --> 00:09:56,913 where we watch an old movie, 149 00:09:56,946 --> 00:09:59,115 and then I turn the volume down really low 150 00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:01,618 and we make wiseacre remarks the entire time. 151 00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:03,087 Yeah, he didn't come up with it. 152 00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:04,455 It's just Mystery Science Theater 3000. 153 00:10:04,488 --> 00:10:06,656 - It's a spin on that. - It's exactly that. 154 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,624 - Well, there's no robots. - So it's worse. 155 00:10:08,657 --> 00:10:10,326 Oh, come on, Dennis. It's funny. 156 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,095 It-It's not funny. It's not funny at all, 157 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:13,964 because you can never think of jokes on the fly. 158 00:10:13,997 --> 00:10:15,498 H-He, like, pauses the movie 159 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,100 to try and think of something funny to say, 160 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,668 and then he never can think of anything funny, 161 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:22,305 so he ends up just saying a line from Borat or Austin Powers. 162 00:10:22,339 --> 00:10:24,608 It's super annoying and played-out, and it's not funny. 163 00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:27,176 Well, uh, like this. "Get in my belly." 164 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,180 But you're never referring to anything when you say it. 165 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,182 "Yeah, baby. Get in my belly." 166 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,649 Well, that's two different characters. 167 00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:35,718 - That's Mike Myers. - It's not Mike Myers. 168 00:10:35,752 --> 00:10:37,654 It's... it's multiple characters 169 00:10:37,686 --> 00:10:40,356 that Mike Myers plays in-in the same movie. 170 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,125 Multiple characters in the same movie? 171 00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:44,227 What is he, a wizard? 172 00:10:44,261 --> 00:10:45,629 Look, it's funny, Dennis. 173 00:10:45,661 --> 00:10:47,131 It's not funny. 174 00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:48,965 Are we done with this? Can we be done? 175 00:10:48,998 --> 00:10:51,134 I'm tired of saying the same things over and over again. 176 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,169 Well, wait. Wh... hold... Dennis, d-don't leave without me. 177 00:10:53,203 --> 00:10:55,506 I mean, dude, look, are you mad at me? 178 00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:57,740 Investigators could find no discrepancies 179 00:10:57,773 --> 00:10:58,741 in the timeline. 180 00:10:58,775 --> 00:11:00,744 But then... 181 00:11:00,777 --> 00:11:02,812 a twist. 182 00:11:02,845 --> 00:11:04,580 He totally could have done it. 183 00:11:04,613 --> 00:11:08,051 Now, supposably, Dennis didn't see Maureen that night, 184 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:11,721 but remember that Maureen was once Dennis's... 185 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:15,558 "Wife. Very nice." 186 00:11:18,027 --> 00:11:19,329 That was Borat. 187 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:23,700 It was Friday, payday. 188 00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:25,569 Maureen always came into Paddy's 189 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,205 to pick up her alimony check, ASAP. 190 00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:31,108 To avoid confusion, it should be pointed out 191 00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:33,610 that in a bizarre twist, 192 00:11:33,642 --> 00:11:36,546 Deandra Reynolds refused to be a part of this documentary 193 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,748 unless we allowed her to play Maureen 194 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,782 in the reenactment. 195 00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:43,019 And Dennis always made a big show 196 00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:45,121 of getting her with the spray bottle. 197 00:11:45,155 --> 00:11:46,390 You know, because cats hate water. 198 00:11:48,992 --> 00:11:53,730 So, you see, Dennis totally saw Maureen that night. 199 00:11:53,762 --> 00:11:55,264 Charlie was there. 200 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:56,732 Why hasn't he spoken up? 201 00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:58,635 Probably because Dennis... 202 00:11:59,432 --> 00:12:00,937 intimidated him. 203 00:12:02,738 --> 00:12:05,742 Oh, I just thought it'd be more dramatic if I... 204 00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:07,277 Oh, come on, come on. I didn't lie. 205 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,880 I just left out some facts that are insignificant. 206 00:12:09,912 --> 00:12:12,715 And-and intimidate Charlie? Please. What am I gonna do? 207 00:12:12,748 --> 00:12:15,152 Call him on the phone and threaten him? 208 00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:19,323 No, I know. But, I mean, if Mac's gonna do it, 209 00:12:19,355 --> 00:12:21,203 then, you know, I'm gonna do it. 210 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,935 At this point in the interrogation, 211 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,238 Christ, I was at a loss. 212 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,903 Further inspection of Dennis Reynolds' safe 213 00:15:24,937 --> 00:15:28,122 revealed a cache of suspicious items. 214 00:15:28,975 --> 00:15:29,985 Awesome. 215 00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:12,385 So while Mr. Kelly's statements 216 00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:15,822 were clearly unreliable and would need to be thrown out, 217 00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:18,224 another breakthrough came: 218 00:16:18,256 --> 00:16:20,318 autopsy results came back from the lab. 219 00:16:40,947 --> 00:16:42,916 Um... 220 00:17:11,855 --> 00:17:14,532 Look, is getting groomed like a cat by your ex weird? 221 00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:16,115 Yep. 222 00:17:16,149 --> 00:17:17,449 Is it illegal? 223 00:17:18,063 --> 00:17:19,686 I wish. 224 00:17:19,718 --> 00:17:22,421 The investigation was at a crossroads. 225 00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:25,558 Then another massive break. 226 00:17:25,591 --> 00:17:27,761 Dennis has an answer for everything. 227 00:17:28,294 --> 00:17:30,156 Well, answer me this: 228 00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:32,573 Where's the collar? 229 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,296 Cats have collars. 230 00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:37,797 Maureen's body 231 00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:40,232 didn't have a collar on it. 232 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,235 Killers keep trophies. 233 00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:43,770 Alls I'm saying, 234 00:17:43,802 --> 00:17:47,239 find the collar, find the killer. 235 00:17:48,048 --> 00:17:51,577 This is not the first time the collar came up. 236 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:53,312 Dee Reynolds had, oddly, 237 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:55,848 made the collar an issue during filming. 238 00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:57,124 Hey. Stop! 239 00:17:57,216 --> 00:17:59,619 Stop! Stop with the squirting! Stop! Cool it! 240 00:17:59,653 --> 00:18:01,188 We said one spray and then my line. 241 00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,124 I... It was in my contract that we talked... 242 00:18:04,156 --> 00:18:06,626 I put one squirt in there for... on purpose. 243 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,495 And this collar! I... Th-There's something wrong 244 00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:10,607 with the collar. It's driving me nuts. 245 00:18:12,314 --> 00:18:14,768 It... is an actual flea collar? 246 00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:16,423 You son of a bitch. 247 00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:17,993 I-I really think the water activated 248 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:20,664 some kind of, like, chemical agent. My-my neck's burning. 249 00:18:21,259 --> 00:18:23,833 Was the flea collar actually burning her, 250 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,068 as she claimed? 251 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,402 Are you serious? 252 00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:28,571 Yes, asshole! It was burning my skin! 253 00:18:28,605 --> 00:18:30,240 You want to zoom in on this?! 254 00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:31,675 Hard to say. 255 00:18:31,707 --> 00:18:34,844 But maybe there was another reason she removed it. 256 00:18:34,877 --> 00:18:36,780 Whatever Deandra says is BS. 257 00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:39,014 She's probably just covering for him because she's afraid 258 00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:40,750 he's gonna snap her neck like that crow. 259 00:18:42,784 --> 00:18:45,154 Maybe Deandra didn't want to wear the collar 260 00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:47,122 in order to cover for her brother 261 00:18:47,156 --> 00:18:51,328 and to establish that Maureen never wore a collar at all. 262 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,331 We then discovered something in this piece of footage 263 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:59,435 that blew the doors wide open on this case. 264 00:18:59,469 --> 00:19:01,705 Was I a person of interest? 265 00:19:01,738 --> 00:19:02,973 Yeah. 266 00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:04,874 I am an interesting person. 267 00:19:04,907 --> 00:19:06,976 But at the end of the day, you know, 268 00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:09,179 I'm just some guy with a crazy ex-wife 269 00:19:09,212 --> 00:19:12,549 who fell off of a roof pretending to be a cat. 270 00:19:12,581 --> 00:19:13,983 That's the end of it. 271 00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:16,186 All my stories checked out. 272 00:19:16,219 --> 00:19:19,189 I was cleared. Case closed. 273 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:24,927 Find the collar, find the killer. 274 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,629 Find the collar, find the killer. 275 00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:27,998 ...'cause a dog is who I am now! 276 00:19:28,031 --> 00:19:28,999 ...hit the referee! 277 00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:30,367 Find the collar... 278 00:19:30,399 --> 00:19:32,368 "Very nice." 279 00:19:32,402 --> 00:19:35,038 Find the collar, find the killer. 280 00:19:45,048 --> 00:19:48,218 Guys, this was an open-and-shut case that was shut months ago. 281 00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:50,987 And Maureen never wore a collar. You guys put that there. 282 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,256 Well, yeah, we needed a big twist at the end 283 00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:54,758 to show that you're guilty. 284 00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,091 But I'm-I'm not guilty. 285 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,928 What about the security footage of Maureen's death? 286 00:19:57,961 --> 00:20:00,327 I mean, it shows her prancing around on the roof 287 00:20:00,362 --> 00:20:02,460 like an asshole, and then she just falls off. 288 00:20:02,495 --> 00:20:04,429 People don't want to see that, because it's hard evidence, 289 00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:05,230 - you know what I mean? - Yeah. 290 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,237 Like, it's better to actually sit on that footage 291 00:20:07,369 --> 00:20:09,271 until, like, maybe episode ten, and then let people 292 00:20:09,304 --> 00:20:11,040 decide then if you're guilty or not. 293 00:20:11,073 --> 00:20:13,542 Ten episo... You're gonna do ten episodes of this? 294 00:20:13,576 --> 00:20:15,745 Yeah, but then even then we would keep it vague. 295 00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:17,414 I mean, 'cause that's entertainment, you know? 296 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:19,348 Someone gets murdered, and then you make a show. 297 00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:20,916 But you never give any actual answers, 298 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,619 - because that's what people love. - No. 299 00:20:22,652 --> 00:20:25,455 You drag it out. You rake it all over the victim's family. 300 00:20:25,488 --> 00:20:27,223 It's sort of like eating a bag of chips, you know? 301 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:29,059 It's never gonna actually make you full, 302 00:20:29,091 --> 00:20:30,259 and at the end you're sick, 303 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:31,895 but you want to go back for more. 304 00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,530 You want more chips. 305 00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:34,964 - Murder is chips. - Okay, 306 00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:37,067 you know what, I don't know what you guys are talking about, 307 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:38,734 but I'm gonna find these tapes, and I'm gonna destroy them. 308 00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:39,800 Well, we have backups, so it... 309 00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:40,801 - Yeah. - Oh, you know what? 310 00:20:40,837 --> 00:20:42,939 That could make a good episode, where he's destroying... 311 00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:44,708 Let's think about that, right? He's destroying the tapes... 312 00:20:44,741 --> 00:20:46,209 You know what, 313 00:20:46,242 --> 00:20:47,242 that would be 314 00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:48,611 "very nice." 315 00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:51,581 Is that Borat? 316 00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:52,882 Yes! See? 317 00:20:52,915 --> 00:20:54,984 He gets it. He's laughing. 318 00:20:55,018 --> 00:20:57,721 - Yeah, 'cause I know he was doing an impression. - He's laughing. 319 00:20:57,753 --> 00:20:59,555 Okay, wait, uh, let me... let me think of another one. 320 00:20:59,588 --> 00:21:01,758 Let me think of another one. "I'll be back." 321 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,993 Oh... Who is that? Who is that? 322 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,294 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com