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DENNIS: What do you mean, you
have a boyfriend?
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DEE: I mean, I have a
boyfriend.
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Is it that hard to believe?
I got a boyfriend.
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His name's Ryan.
FRANK: How the hell did you
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get a boyfriend?
I met him on Bunchers.
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Right, right, so you went on
a group date with a bunch of
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ugly chicks to make yourself
look good, and you tricked a
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guy.
Yes, of course, that's
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exactly what I did, and it
worked well, and-and now we're
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going steady.
CHARLIE: That's a good trick.
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Bunchers-- sounds like the
'70s.
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Bunch of people would get
together.
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The next thing you know, it was
all asses and hands and tits
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and...
I could slip right in and out
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without anybody noticing.
It was great.
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I can definitely brush up on
my game.
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I don't know if you guys noticed
this, but, like, I'm kind of
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having a hard time closing the
deal with the waitress.
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Is he...?
Yeah, we've noticed.
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So, maybe I can go on, like,
some group dates with you, and
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you can show me some skills, and
I can figure out the final move
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that I need to, you know...
Oh, and let's do 'em at Paddy's.
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We could make a bunch of money.
It's a good idea.
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MAC: That's a great idea.
We can make a bunch of money.
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I'll tell you what.
As an erotic man, I have been
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keeping my eye on this buncher
situation, and I got to say--
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I'm into it.
So, I'll tell you what.
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I will take you two under my
wing, and show you the DENNIS
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system in action.
Oh.
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Sounds great, and myself--
I'm all tied down, so I can't
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participate, but, uh, I think
it'd be great to jump in on this
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trend.
All right, here's to orgies.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ My darling, I...
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Can't get enough
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Of your love, babe
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♪ Girl, I don't know...
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Man, I'm really nervous.
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I'm, like, sweating
through my pants.
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Yeah. Do you want some cheese?
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Have you brought cheese?
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Yeah, you need some?
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Yeah. Give me some.
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Okay.
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Right?
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Ah... Focus up, guys. Come on.
The girls are gonna be here
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soon, geez.
Right, right.
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Why do you have a dog leash?
Oh.
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Good question. Yeah.
It's for the first "D" in the
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DENNIS system.
See, the girls will see the
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leash, and I'll say, "I've got a
rescue dog outside," thereby,
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"D," demonstrating my value as a
compassionate man.
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Later, when we go outside, the
dog will be missing.
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I'll become hysterical and
suggest that, maybe, the dog ran
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back to the apartment.
Then we will go back to the
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apartment.
The dog won't be there, either,
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and the girl will console me.
With sex.
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(laughing) Oh!
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What happened to the dog?
He let it go.
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It probably got obliterated by a
taxi or something.
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Ah, I bet that's what happened.
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Shit, poor thing.
No, no, no, no, no.
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There never was a dog.
Oh, my God!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There was no dog?
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Wait, I am now totally lost
here.
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It's a made-up scenario to...
Just follow my lead.
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I thought we got a dog.
Mac, Charlie and Dennis?
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Yes! Hi.
How are you?
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Good evening! Hi, baby... Oh...
what the hell? All right.
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Oh, I am gonna make a
shitload of cash tonight.
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Which is good, because I just
dropped a whole bunch of money
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on a new promise ring for my
man.
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Oh, you're proposing?
Good. Smart.
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Corral him, because God knows
he'll never ask you.
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No, I'm not proposing, I'm
promising my fidelity in our new
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relationship.
I deactivated my Bunchers
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account and I changed my
Facebook status to "In a
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Relationship."
Why would you do that?
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I told you, 'cause we're
going steady.
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He's my main squeeze.
You sound like a 12-year-old.
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It's a total turn-off.
My cock ring is sliding off.
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Why my father is talking to
me with a cinch around his penis
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is beyond my grasp.
You gotta be ready for when
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the orgy breaks out.
(ring clatters on floor)
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Oh, shit.
It fell off.
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Ugh...
Help me find it.
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♪ Hot and fresh out the
kitchen, mama rollin' that
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body... ♪
What, this guy?
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Oh, well, he... his name's
Henry.
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He's a dog.
He's a dog.
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Y... uh, yeah.
Uh, named him after my
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grandfather, um, who I'm very,
very close to.
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No, Henry's a great little guy.
I tell you, when I snuggle up
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next to him on the couch, I'd
swear that... that he's the one
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who rescued me.
Oh, that's so sweet.
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Oh...
The waitress got bit by a
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chow once, and I kicked the shit
out of the thing.
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You kicked a dog?
Yeah.
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Well, uh, you know, for the
waitress.
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Who's the waitress?
Nobody, nobody.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
No... Nobody?
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She's the woman I'm in love
with, you know?
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And I follow her around a lot,
and she doesn't really give me
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the time of day, and...
that's cool, though, 'cause I'm
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not gonna give up on her, you
know?
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You don't give up on something
that beautiful.
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Right.
She's not beautiful.
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And everybody's banged her.
Except for me.
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She was like, "I want to do hand
stuff with you," and I was like,
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"Ugh, you're gross."
Keep this up, man.
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Keep this up, see what happens.
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
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I will strike you down.
(laughs): Okay.
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I will strike you down!
You're gonna strike me down?!
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Hang on. See? That's a... (Charlie
laughing) That's our thing.
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They're doing a bit.
Sorry, that was just a joke.
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Do you guys want to do
something a little fun?
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Oh, yeah.
I do, I do.
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Let's mix up the seating
arrangement.
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We'll mix up the seating
arrangement.
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Yeah. Kim, I'm detecting a
little bit of a vibe from you,
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so why don't you come sit where
he's sitting.
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I'll move! If you sit where she's
sitting... And I'll stay here.
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No, you're gonna... you're
gonna switch places with Becki.
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Right? Because while I don't
particularly find you
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conventionally attractive, I do
find you oddly sexy.
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Excuse me?
That was a compliment.
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Um, sorry, that came out weird.
Excuse me.
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You guys work here, right?
Yeah, uh...
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Can I get a drink?
Y... go ask one of the other
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ones.
What other ones?
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The other ones, the bird
lady, the-the troll man.
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Ask them for a drink.
We're on a date.
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Are you touching my leg?
Ah, he is engaging you
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physically.
Don't label it.
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Oh, you know what?
You were supposed to want that,
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because he was supposed to tell
the dog story to demonstrate
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his value, and I botched it.
He has a system for women.
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Well, don't talk about
the system.
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The system happens without them
knowing.
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There-there is no system.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And there is no dog.
The system is not a thing.
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The dog is a thing.
Uh, guys, let's, um... let's
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talk about something fun, that's
fun for me.
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Well, don't move away from me.
What are you doing?
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You're moving closer to the men
who eat trash and bang
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transsexuals?
Move close to me!
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♪
♪
Ryan?
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(gasps) Hi!
How are you?
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Dee!
Oh, hey, what's up?
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Are you surprising me at
work, you stinker?
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I love that!
You're so cute.
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Guess what? I got you a
little surprise, too. Yeah.
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I didn't know you worked here.
It's so strange.
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Um, yeah, I'm actually on a
Buncher.
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Wait, what? Yeah, they should be
here any minute. (clears throat)
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It was good seeing you.
Oh.
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What do you got here?
What's in the box?
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No, that... that's just a...
It's a cock ring.
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It's a cock ring, just from all
my lovers.
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Oh.
It's kind of small, huh?
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Well, it's my dad's.
So... Huh. Weird.
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I'm breaking up with you.
Right. Well, I didn't know
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that we were together.
Look, can I get a beer?
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(clears throat)
♪
♪
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We killed it, boys.
We killed it.
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This was a great idea.
Yeah, but the date sucked.
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No, I think the date went
pretty well for me.
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It did suck for you guys,
though.
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Yeah, I imagine those girls are
probably at their apartments
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right now, trying to figure out
how to get in touch with me.
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Unbelievable.
Goddamn son of a bitch.
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Buy you a promise ring, you're
out flitting around, dating
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other people.
I shouldn't have given this guy
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a five-star rating.
He didn't deserve it and then he
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used it against me!
What's this now?
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You're rating people?
Yeah, it's that site. Raters.
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Girls can rate guys they go on
dates with.
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They rate them?
Like... what do you mean, like a
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star rating or something?
Yeah, it's a star rating.
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I'm gonna take that guy's
five-star rating, I'm gonna give
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him a zero.
Hey, wait a second.
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Hang on a second.
Are-are we rated on there?
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Yep.
Ah!
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We are?
What?
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Holy shit.
Let me see.
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Oh!
Wait. One star? Out of five?
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Yep, yep.
No, no, no.
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Oh, shit!
Me and Charlie got two stars!
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Oh! Nice!
We're better than you, dude!
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No, that's bullshit.
No, no, no, the only reason I
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was rated one star is 'cause I
was brought down by you two
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morons, all right?
I... I was a five-star man
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before the Internet, and I'm
damn sure a five-star man now,
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okay?
I just gotta drop the dead
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weight so I can shine. Goddamn it...
Goddamn it. (laughing)
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He's out, I'm in, let's swing.
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(indistinct conversations)
Ah, this poor jerk has no
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idea he's about to get played
like a goddamn guitar.
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Only one guy?
Yeah.
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I'm doing Sparkers now.
Isn't that what you're doing?
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I thought you got rid of Mac and
Charlie.
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Yeah, no, I did, but, uh, I
still wanted three girls, you
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know?
I-I like having the options.
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Yeah.
I'll just make some shit up
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about where the other guys are.
Can I get a drink, please?
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No, not now.
Ask-ask one of the other ones.
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Yeah.
The dirty one or the gay one.
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Frank, why do we have to be
in here?
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We should be out there, gettin'
our swings in, dude.
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Because we're not ready.
We need a game plan.
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We can't risk losing our
two-star rating.
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That's a good point.
Right.
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Don't want to lose any stars.
Okay.
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A good date is all about
conversation.
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If we could master some pleasant
banter and then punctuate it
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with a joke, we'd be in good
shape.
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That sounds easy enough.
Yeah, all right, we can do
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that.
Okay, all right.
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What are some of the things we
could talk about?
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Ah. Creatine shits.
Creatine shits?
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Yeah. Oh, creatine is a
workout supplement.
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It shows that I care about my
body.
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What's shitting it out got to
do with anything?
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Oh, well, that demonstrates
an inside knowledge of the
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product.
It shows that I'm not just
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mentioning it, I actually use
it.
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No.
I think we should avoid talking
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about muscles and men's bodies
and shits.
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I mean, it sends the wrong
message.
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We should also avoid talking
about the waitress, Charlie.
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Why?
It's, like, a super romantic
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thing to talk about.
It's a love story for the ages.
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Yeah, I-I think you should
actually bring it up.
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Also, who's going to say grace?
We should figure that out now.
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Right, Frank...
Wait, wait, wait, okay.
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Listen, maybe we should
concentrate on stuff not to talk
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about.
(indistinct conversations)
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So, what, you're like a
chiropractor or some shit?
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A spinal surgeon, actually.
Cool. Yeah, cool.
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Oh, what, this?
Henry.
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Henry the dog.
He's lost. Probably dead.
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Look, let's cut to the chase.
I like you.
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I like you very much.
This is gonna happen.
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Cheers.
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Whoa!
That's strong.
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Mmm.
I'm not much of a drinker.
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No?
I'll get two more.
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(indistinct conversations)
Hey. Hi.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hi. So, um... where are the other guys?
Oh, yeah, it's... fair
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enough.
Yeah, no, the other guys got
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tied up.
They couldn't make it, but, uh,
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fortunately, I possess all of
their good qualities.
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(laughing): All right.
Hey, you know what, ladies?
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These-these things can be a
little bit awkward, right?
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What do you say we do some
shots?
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Oh, please.
Yes, please.
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Yeah, let's do it.
Oh! What is that?
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What are you doing?
Are you, are you rating me?
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No.
No, I'm just checking my phone.
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Oh.
That's cool.
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Cool. If you were to rate me, what
would you put? I don't know. I...
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Oh...
Well, you can't not know, right?
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I mean, that-that'd be, that's
stupid.
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It's simple, it's one out of
five.
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If it were a one out of five
thing, and it is, what would you
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give me?
The obvious five-star rating, or
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would you be a liar?
Can we... stop talking about
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ratings?
(Dennis giggles)
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Yeah.
Of course we can.
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That's stupid, why would we
even... yeah.
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Oh, I have a rescue dog outside.
Okay.
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That was jarring.
There's no context for that.
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Sorry, sorry.
I'm just... sorry, my rhythm's a
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little bit, is a little bit off.
I'm thrown because... I-I kind
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of want to just... can we just
get the rating thing out of the
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way, you know?
I feel like it's a thing now,
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and...
What's going on here, dude?
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Were there really other guys?
Of course there were other
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guys. I don't like the way you
asked me that. Switch with her.
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Oh, my God, you know what?
I think we're gonna go.
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Okay, fine.
Well, then, I don't want you to
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rate me.
That's not what I want anymore.
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I was never going to rate you
in the first place.
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But now I definitely am.
Oh. How many stars?
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Oh, my God!
God.
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Looks like the spider
caught herself a fly.
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Uh... we can't talk about
snakes or smells?
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What else is there?
Uh, can you put "Jews" in the
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"yes" column?
What?
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I feel like we gotta get it
out in the open.
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Would you leave the Jews out
of it?
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No, because they have their
"J" sites 'cause they don't want
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to be with us as much as we
don't want to be with them.
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I don't support any of that.
No, no, that-that... that...
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I'm sorry, I'm just concerned
that the person I'm gonna be
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dating killed the savior of the
world.
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That's all. That's all!
Put "religion" in the "no."
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Let's switch gears and go to
the joke.
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Yeah.
Oh, oh! I got a great one
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about a dago fisherman.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Ethnic jokes are really dicey.
You can't do that.
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You gotta keep it light.
Like, uh, a cowboy and a teacher
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walk into a bar.
Yeah, but that doesn't make
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sense, 'cause cowboys hate
teachers.
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You know, cowboys are
independent thinkers who like to
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learn for themselves.
All right, all right, look.
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I think we're gettin' bogged
down here.
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Why don't we just go out and do
a dry run with some broads and
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see how we do on our feet?
Okay, but what about our
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stars? I mean...
If things go wrong, I'll blow
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this whistle and call the date
before they have a chance to get
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to know us.
Mm.
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Let's just keep it simple.
Let's just start with our names.
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Hi, ladies.
I'm Frack.
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Shit.
(whistle blows)
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♪ ♪
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Now I'm a half a star?
Half a star?
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How does a five-star man get...
Is it... you know what?
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It's these group dates.
That's what's doing it, man,
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there's just too many variables,
you know?
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The girls feel too safe.
I gotta get 'em in a one-on-one
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scenario.
Thanks.
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Sorry, I've got to get to work
at the hospital.
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The hospital. Do you?
Yeah.
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Yeah. I've never had a one-night
stand before. Hmm, hmm.
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I... hope this isn't that.
Oh, no!
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I'm gonna call you.
Okay.
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Call you one star, bitch.
Ha! (laughs)
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Pass me that computer.
What are you doing?
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One star?
That guy was awesome.
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Hmm.
Is he a doctor?
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Yeah, he was a doctor and
super hot.
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This feels good.
Okay, you know what?
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You're a heartless pig.
That's what's happening.
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You lead a man on, you have sex
with him and you just throw him
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in the trash?
You've been doing that to
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women for years.
Yes, but I don't rate them
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online for everyone to see.
Don't all your sex tapes have
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star ratings?
Yeah, but that's different,
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Dee, okay?
That's not... that doesn't go on
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the Internet.
That's just for me.
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And Mac. And Charlie... Okay. You
know what? It doesn't matter.
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It doesn't matter, it's my turn.
This is my time, it's Dee's
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time.
I even have my own system.
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The DEE system.
Do them. Establish low rating.
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Increase power.
"Increase" is spelled with an
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"I." Okay, well, then, uh...
Infuriate them when they find out...
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Another "I."
Empower. It doesn't... the
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word doesn't matter.
It's-it's the system... ah, I
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don't care about you.
All right, you know what?
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This is, this is the problem,
Dee.
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You can't even spell, much less
come up with a decent system,
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and now your slapdash opinions
are gonna be thrown across the
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Internet for everyone to see.
You know, these-these ratings,
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they follow a man around.
They're gonna ruin this man's
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reputation.
Well, sucks to be him.
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♪ No, I don't want no scrub... ♪
(indistinct conversations)
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♪ Hangin' out the
Passenger side... ♪
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But the thing about a rating
is you don't know the quality of
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the person who's giving the
rating, right?
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I mean, like, for instance, some
dum-dum goes into a Morton's
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Steakhouse.
She orders a steak well-done and
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then complains when the damn
thing comes out and it's too
365
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dry.
Well, it's like, "Hey,
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dum-dum, you ordered the damn
thing well-done.
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That's why it's dry, you stupid
idiot."
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00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:54,125
Not bad, a little stiff.
Got tripped up on the
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conversation portion, but we're
improving.
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00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,371
Mm-hmm.
Oh, hey. How'd your date go?
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00:14:58,539 --> 00:15:00,373
Uh, not great.
She ditched me.
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00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,508
Yeah, this-this rating thing.
It's just, it's messing with my
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head, it's throwing my game off.
I think I need to target some
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more undesirable women.
You know? Pick up some easy
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stars. I think that'll get me
out of this funk.
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00:15:08,715 --> 00:15:12,635
Yeah. We made it past introductions...
Oh, yeah? Yeah, and...
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00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:16,139
(Dee laughing nearby)
Wow, check out Dee, man.
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00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:18,141
She's killing it!
Yes! She's got it down!
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00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:20,143
Forget her!
Let's get back on the horse.
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00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:22,145
All right.
Come on.
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00:15:22,279 --> 00:15:24,947
So, you guys own this bar?
Officially yes.
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Unofficially we're so much more.
I like to think of us as
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mercenaries, a strike force
actually.
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Frank's management, I'm
security, Charlie bashes rats.
385
00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:34,822
I don't really bash them so
much as I start to drown them
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00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,635
these days so I don't have to
listen to their screams.
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00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,338
He's a five-star dog 'cause I
wouldn't rescue a four-star or a
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three-star dog, certainly not a
half-star dog.
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♪ Mr. Sandman
Bring me a dream
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Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
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Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung ♪
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(Dee groans)
Oh, I like cats, too.
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I actually have 80 of them that
live in my alleyway.
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Too many cats, sounds strange.
395
00:16:01,276 --> 00:16:03,528
I have eight cats that sleep
in my sink.
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00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:06,739
Still too many.
I don't have any cats, but I
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sure do enjoy them.
I mean, half a star?!
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It doesn't change the five-star
man, who he is.
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00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:17,592
I'm a five-star man!
I'm a five-star man!
400
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,294
♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
401
00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:22,763
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
Mr. Sandman? ♪
402
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:26,767
♪ Yes? ♪
I'm a five-star man!
403
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:30,471
♪ Give him a pair of eyes
With a come hither gleam... ♪
404
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,441
One...
one...
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00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,444
one... one...
one...
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00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,813
one.
♪ Please, please
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Please, Mr. Sandman...? ♪
One... one...
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00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:47,955
one...
I'm a five-star man!
409
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:55,713
Hello, Dennis.
Hi. Hi.
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00:16:55,831 --> 00:16:59,876
Thank you so much for coming.
Uh, please, sit.
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00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:06,340
So, what do you want?
Frankly, I've-I've hit a bit
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of a rough patch, and it's made
me realize that I have not been
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the best to women.
You included.
414
00:17:14,841 --> 00:17:19,070
I've manipulated, I've judged.
I've ignored your feelings for
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pursuits of the flesh.
But now I know what it feels
416
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:26,577
like to be completely unwanted
like you.
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00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:32,283
And... it doesn't feel good.
Oh, that's... really big of
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00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:36,829
you to say.
This is for you.
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00:17:36,947 --> 00:17:40,458
God, are you proposing?
No. No, no.
420
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,869
No. I'm not proposing.
I would never, uh...
421
00:17:44,037 --> 00:17:50,009
(laughs) No, this is, um,
it's a promise ring. Oh.
422
00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:54,764
So, from now on, Waitress...
I promise to be nice and true.
423
00:17:54,881 --> 00:17:58,050
I have a name.
Do you want the ring or not?
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00:17:58,218 --> 00:18:00,553
I do, yes. Thank you.
Wow!
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00:18:00,721 --> 00:18:04,607
Thank you.
And in return, of course, I
426
00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:08,227
would ask that you promise
something to me.
427
00:18:08,395 --> 00:18:10,563
To be your girlfriend.
No!
428
00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:13,449
No.
Stop, okay?
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00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,735
Do-Don't do that.
I just need you to give me a
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00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:17,745
good rating on an Internet
Web site.
431
00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:21,749
Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. I can...
Yeah? Yeah.
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00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:24,051
That would mean so much to
me. It really would.
433
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,087
Okay. I, um...
I don't have online, though.
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00:18:26,254 --> 00:18:28,839
What does that me...?
You "don't have online"?
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00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,841
No.
What the hell does that...?
436
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,977
Just... you can just go on your
phone and do it on your phone.
437
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:36,347
My phone is, it's so old!
Oh, my God!
438
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:39,150
That phone is preposterous!
How long have you had that?
439
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,769
Nine... 90...
90...?!
440
00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:44,105
How do you get on the Internet?
I don't.
441
00:18:44,272 --> 00:18:46,107
I mean, I don't do, like,
the e-mails...
442
00:18:46,274 --> 00:18:48,492
"The e-mails"? It's e-mail.
It's just e-mail.
443
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:50,695
Who doesn't have the Internet in
this day and age?
444
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,913
What am I doing?
Why am I lowering myself
445
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,915
to this?
I don't need your approval.
446
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,993
Goddamn.
I don't need anyone's approval.
447
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:58,995
This is stupid.
What are you doing, huh?
448
00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:01,005
You rating me right now?
Well, guess what.
449
00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:03,174
Go ahead, rate me!
'Cause I'll rate you, huh?!
450
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:05,509
Go ahead, rate me!
I don't give a shit!
451
00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:07,678
Rate me... I'll rate you!
Zero, zero, zero rate!
452
00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:09,680
Okay, sir...
Rate, rate!
453
00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,682
Sir, you need to leave, okay?
Rate, rate!
454
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,684
You need to leave, okay?
Zero, zero!
455
00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:16,854
I will rate every single woman
in this restaurant!
456
00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:21,442
So, he had the mule...
But he forgot the water.
457
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,644
Then the guy looks up and he
says, "Wait a second.
458
00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:27,064
Where am I... in Ohio?!"
(laughter)
459
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:30,818
You guys are so funny.
Oh, thanks, thanks.
460
00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:33,571
Yeah, yeah.
Can-can you give us a second?
461
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,573
Holy shit!
What the...? We've never got
462
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,577
this far! These girls are ready to bang.
All right, well, what do we
463
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,579
say? What do we do?
We-we're gonna have to go
464
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,581
off script.
No, no, Frank, blow the
465
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,583
whistle! Call it, call it...
We got to bail...
466
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,918
What are you kidding me?!
Are you crazy?!
467
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,970
We've come too far to call it!
Uh, my stomach's killing me.
468
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,972
Should we talk about that?
No, no...
469
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,974
I got the shits, I do have
the shits...
470
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,093
No, no, no! Not good!
Try another joke, quick!
471
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,512
Another joke?
I got it.
472
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,514
Okay.
Ladies, got another one for
473
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:04,935
you. There's this dago fisherman...
Oh, shit! What? No...
474
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,950
No, no, Charlie... Charlie,
we got it, we got...
475
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,657
Oh, shit! There goes my cock
ring!
476
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,076
His cock ring fell!
Yeah, I got the power, girls.
477
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:14,355
Yeah, you think you can rate me?
Bullshit! Rate-- zero!
478
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,530
Zero! Zero rating!
Zero rating! Ha-ha!
479
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:19,500
Yeah, I got the power!
How does it feel, ladies?
480
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,836
I don't give a shit. Yeah!
Get the hell out of here!
481
00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:24,955
You know what? I want every
single lady in here out of here!
482
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,125
Where-where-where are all, are
all the ladies?
483
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,211
Oh, uh, you know, the crowd's
kind of been thinning out.
484
00:20:30,378 --> 00:20:32,596
I think it's because we haven't
really been tending bar.
485
00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:34,598
Well, there's still a bunch
of dudes here.
486
00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:36,634
Yeah, there's a bunch of
dudes here 'cause I'm crushing
487
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,636
it. They're all here to get
Deed-- the most empowered
488
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:42,640
woman in Philly. They all do
seem to be into her. Hey, Dee.
489
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,642
You again? Listen.
I'm not gonna change your
490
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,644
rating, okay?
Just be grateful for the time
491
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,646
that we had together and
beat it.
492
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,648
Actually I was hoping to
hang out again.
493
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,650
Yeah? I bet you do.
It's 'cause I gave you one
494
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,652
star-- I played you.
I don't need stars.
495
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,654
I was just hoping to get laid
again.
496
00:20:56,788 --> 00:21:02,042
What? Hey, Dee, any chance I could
get Deed again? No, you're upset.
497
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,745
Aren't you upset?
You're upset about the zero
498
00:21:04,913 --> 00:21:07,331
rating I gave you.
No. You could rate me lower
499
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,667
if you like.
Hey, are you the whore who
500
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,969
bangs everybody?
No, I'm not the whore...
501
00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:14,972
I-I'm the empowered woman who
gives poor ratings to men.
502
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:18,092
Sure. Can I get a rating?
No! Why would you want that
503
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:20,094
from me? What's going on?
Get out of here!
504
00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:22,096
All three of you!
Get out of here!
505
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:24,105
Okay, yeah, guys, go ahead.
Go, go, go, go. Go.
506
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:28,652
I understand. Okay, I think I
know what's happening here. Guys?
507
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:31,605
We've lost sight of what's truly
important.
508
00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:35,493
You can't derive your self-worth
from the opinions of others.
509
00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:38,996
No! No, you get your self-worth
from when you convince yourself
510
00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:42,199
that your tough and that you're
straight.
511
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,369
I am tough.
Sure, yes, absolutely.
512
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:48,455
Or-or that you have got a shot
with a woman who we've all
513
00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:50,824
banged, but who hates you.
Right. You're saying that I'm
514
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:52,843
getting closer.
Nice. I got a shot.
515
00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:54,845
Yeah, you're getting close,
buddy. You'll get there.
516
00:21:54,963 --> 00:21:58,015
Or you-- that your penis could
ever possibly remain erect for
517
00:21:58,133 --> 00:22:00,718
more than a couple of seconds,
even with a cock ring on.
518
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:05,439
Hmm. Or that you are a powerful woman...
instead of a dirty, dirty
519
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:09,693
whore... who bangs toad people.
Yeah, guys, guys, guys.
520
00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:12,396
Your true power comes not from
outside sources, but from the
521
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:16,066
delusional stories that you all
convince yourselves of.
522
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:20,621
And no one, no one can take that
away from you.
523
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:24,625
Wow.
And what about you?
524
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,794
Me? What about me?
I'm good, man.
525
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,796
I-I've been doing great.
Yeah, this whole thing's been
526
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:30,998
great for me.
Well, that's good because
527
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:33,133
you're down to zero stars.
Oh, is he?
528
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:35,386
Yeah, down to zero.
I don't give a shit about
529
00:22:35,503 --> 00:22:37,388
that, you know what I mean?
The star rating thing is not...
530
00:22:37,505 --> 00:22:39,390
(stammers)
Can I see that for a second?
531
00:22:39,507 --> 00:22:41,392
Yeah.
Let me see that, yeah.
532
00:22:41,509 --> 00:22:45,396
(groans)
Yeah, you know... Goddamn it!
533
00:22:45,513 --> 00:22:48,148
Goddamn it! You son of a bitch!
534
00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:58,425
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