frank: Hey, hey-- what do you
Think of these, guys?
mac: My god, frank.
My god.
dennis: You look ridiculous
In those, dude.
charlie: Dude, why are you
Wearing skinny jeans?
because they're hip!
And I want to stay young.
well, stay old, bro,
Because that looks terrible.
Dress your age.
I like 'em.
I think they make me look sexy.
I am getting a tremendous
Amount of enjoyment watching you
Parade around in those things.
So I say keep them.
yeah?
yeah.
like a humpty dumpty vibe
Going on with those.
it's like...
sweet dee: Hey-oh!
Big news, bitches!
The ban's been lifted and we are
Back in.
Flipadelphia, here we come.
(all exclaiming)
all: Flip, flip,
Flipadelphia!
Flip, flip, flipadelphia!
flip!
adelphia!
yeah!
what the hell is
Flipadelphia?
what is flipadelphia?
it's a city-wide flip cup
Tournament.
It's the best.
yeah!
we were the bar to beat ten
Years ago till we got muscled
Out.
yeah, they very, very
Unfairly accused us of poisoning
Our rival team.
you got framed?
uh, no, we did poison the
Shit out of 'em, but they didn't
Have any proof.
so you have a rival?
oh, yeah. Big time.
yeah.
this dive bar down the street
Called molly's.
yeah.
yeah, yeah-- this year, we're
Gonna jam it right up their
Butt holes.
(charlie, mac & dennis groaning)
um, mnh-mm.
yeah, me, dennis and charlie
Will jam their butt holes.
you're not gonna come
Anywhere near their butt holes.
let us handle the butt holes.
what are you talking about,
You guys?!
I'm your number four.
I'm your "adelphia," and you
Can't...
I know, but, dee, I mean...
What, do you, like, not remember
The past?
You choked under pressure in
'98.
You blew the whole thing and
We're gonna win.
And then you couldn't flip the
Damn cup.
I know, charlie, that's why
I've been practicing ever since.
I mean, you've got to give me
A chance to redeem myself.
okay, fine.
You will have a chance to redeem
Yourself.
In the meantime, what do you say
We throw a little gas in the
Rivalry fire?
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I thought you said this place
Was a shithole.
yeah, it was, but it looks
Like they've made a few
Renovations.
well, let's not get ahead of
Ourselves.
mm-hmm.
could be a scheme.
okay, you guys ready?
bubblin', yeah.
guess who, bitches?!
(gang screaming)
oh, everybody have some lemon
On it.
Honk! Honk! Honk!
(charlie hooting and grunting)
will the highest ranking
Member of the staff please step
Forward!
art: I, yeah-- I'm art sloan.
I'm the owner.
(laughing)
you're art sloan?
Now, see, you look very
Different from what I remember.
do I know you people?
uh, allow me to refresh your
Memory.
(gang exclaiming)
whoa-whoa, what... What the
Hell is that?
flip cup.
huh?
ten years ago.
we poisoned you, dude,
Remember?
wait a minute-- we got really
Sick.
(laughter)
you acted sick.
but check it out, who's to
Say we didn't out that very same
Poison in the drinking water!
(customers groaning, spitting)
wait, everybody, relax.
He's lying.
He doesn't have any poison.
no, I don't have any on me,
But I do keep some in my fridge
At home in the relish jar.
there's poison in that jar?
I thought I was allergic to
Pickles.
What's in the jar with the skull
And crossbones?
well, that's mayonnaise.
That's a decoy.
and the mayo?
that's shampoo.
you tellin' me I've been
Putting shampoo on my
Sandwiches?!
if you're using the
Mayonnaise, yeah, probably.
I-I'm sorry.
Is there something that I can do
For you people?
yeah, we came to tell you
We're reigniting the rivalry,
Dick worm.
it's back on, bitch.
you know what?
I, I am not your rival, okay?
I never was, and I am certainly
Not participating in
Flipadelphia.
ooh...
flip, flip, flipadelphia.
looks like someone's scared,
Guys.
now you're just being
Childish.
oh, yeah?
how's this for childish, bro?
(gang exclaiming)
that's it!
we pissed in your bar!
I'm calling the cops.
we pissed in your bar!
check it out!
call the cops! Call the cops!
see you Saturday.
Don't be late.
three, two, one, go.
go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
(clamoring)
no, you're throwing too hard!
get it! Get it! Get it!
(sweet dee screams)
what are you doing?!
I don't know, you guys.
I buckled.
that was terrible!
I'm sorry, okay!
I thought you had been
Practicing.
I have been practicing!
I don't know what happened.
it's her bison-sized fingers.
I don't have bison fingers!
I don't have bison fingers.
oh, yes, you do.
You mother had to have a
C-section because of those
Hands.
okay, you guys are just all
Screaming at my face.
people are going to scream
At the tournament.
that's it, she's off the
Team.
shut up, frank!
You're not even on the team.
that's true.
What is my role here?
why did you bring that up?
uh, yeah?
All right, well, you're not
Going to be on the flip cup team.
no, definitely not.
but maybe you could be, um, Team instigator.
yeah.
yeah, there we go. that works.
sure, yeah.
I'll be the instigator.
okay.
okay, I'll instigate.
in the meantime, we need to
Find a replacement for dee.
yeah.
okay, we need a replacement.
no! No-no-no-no-no, that's
Not fair, you guys.
Don't replace me.
you're being replaced, dee.
okay, I'll tell you what.
Dee, if you can prove to us that
You can flip ten cups in a row,
Under pressure, you're back on
The team.
all right.
yes! You gotta practice.
That's all I need.
I've got to warm up.
See, I went into this cold.
I came in here cold, that's why.
yeah, that's what it was.
one mistake and you're off
The team.
that ought to keep her busy
For at least a week or so.
I don't think she'll ever get
That.
okay, in the meantime, let's
Find a replacement.
yes, and I know just the
Place to go.
where?
same place I learned to hone
My god-given flip cup skills--
The delta omega lambda
Fraternity house at penn.
wait, that was, like, 15
Years ago.
I don't think you'd have any
Clout there.
doesn't matter, man.
I was the king of that place.
I'm a legend over there.
(dennis sighs)
This brings me back.
The alumni up here, nice.
(chuckling)
Oh, man, this is the class.
Oh, man... There's ritter.
Oh, that's... "I chug dick."
No. What?
I never-- I don't chug dick.
That's crazy.
What did... Why would you even
Put-- that's not funny.
Come on, it's homophobic.
I mean, come on.
What the hell?
(distant shouting)
Goddamn it.
shake the ass! Shake the ass!
Move the hips, man.
Yeah, there you go.
yeah, here we go, bitches.
Watch this.
frank!
What the hell are you doing,
Man?
I'm recruiting these guys for
The flip cup thing.
I almost got this, dennis.
Whew! Whew! Whew!
(cheering)
(laughter)
that's real funny shit,
Frank.
Step out for a second.
Let me handle this.
All right, guys.
I'm brother reynolds, class of
'98.
dude, we were cruising the
Sixth grade in '98, man.
oh, sixth grade?
Cool, man.
Well, I guess I kind of blazed
The trail for these sorts of
Shenanigans you got going on in
Here.
What's going on with this kid?
uh, he's a pledge and we're
Zapping his nuts with a stun gun
Every couple of hours.
(electricity crackling)
(laughter)
Look at him! Look!
that's brutal, man. Wow.
Let me get in on that.
you want to?
You want to get in on this?
yeah, I'm sort of a legend
When it comes to this kind of
Shit, so yeah.
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool.
let me see it.
here, man, here.
(electricity crackling)
(dennis screaming)
Down he goes!
shit, that really hurts.
dennis, these guys are badass
Shitheads.
Oh, man. You got any ludes?
ludes? I don't think they
Make those anymore, man.
gum?
we got rita-rall.
"rita-rall"?
yeah.
what's rita-rall?
Ooh, snortski.
Oh, mmm... (snorting)
Oh! Ooh, that's tasty stuff.
Zap him again.
what?
(zapping, dennis screaming)
it's that easy, man.
It's that easy, baby.
don't do that shit again, you
Little idiot!
Okay?
Have some respect for a brother,
Okay?
I'm a legend around this place,
So don't zap me again.
All right, listen, I came here
For a reason, okay?
I came here to recruit you for a
Flip cup tournament.
flip cup?! Flip cup?
What are you, a freshman?
That is so lame.
take a look at how loose his
Jeans are.
okay, okay, all right.
(zapping, frank screams)
(zapping, dennis screams)
oh, no more zaps.
all right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
we're done.
(zapping, frank screaming)
(laughing)
all right, focus.
You can do this.
One more time just...
dee, dee, it's getting hard
To watch.
Really.
I can't stop grinding my
Teeth.
I don't know how these kids
Study on this goddamn
Rita-rall.
yeah, I don't know, either,
And I don't give a shit.
hey, so how did the
Recruiting go?
oh, it was bad.
We both got punk'd.
yeah, we both got punk'd,
Frank.
we got punk'd out, just
Punk'd.
we both got punk'd.
that's right.
these kids these days, I'll
Tell you what.
They are nothing like we used to
Be back when we were in
Fraternities.
They have no respect for
Anybody.
Okay, they're like stupid,
Little goddamn savages.
they're bitches.
They're bitches.
I mean, I came in there,
Right, and I was polite.
And I was nice to them.
I was cordial.
yeah.
and they completely goddamn
Disrespected me.
Idiots! Idiots!
I was completely respectful.
They're supposed to be my
Brothers, right?
They're my brothers?
No, no, that's not fun.
What they were doing wasn't fun.
They kept zapping us and zapping
Us! Idiots! Savages! Idiots!
zap. Zap. Zap.
(charlie whistles)
jesus christ, dude.
damn, man.
calm down.
all right, they
Disrespected...
I am a legend over there.
I know you're a legend.
Charlie knows you're a legend,
You know.
That's just the viciousness of
Youth, you know?
that wasn't fun.
That's not fun! That's not fun!
Savages!
I'll tell you what, dude.
Maybe you should step down from
The fraternity thing.
Look, dude, we haven't gotten
Art sloan to sign up yet.
he's not signed up.
why don't you focus some of
That weird rage on him?
Charlie and I will handle the
Frat kids from here, okay?
yeah, yeah.
I'll totally pull a good will
Hunting on those kids, and
That'll put them in their place.
how are you going to do that?
well, you've seen the movie,
Right?
yeah.
so all I've got to do-- I'll
Ask them some, like, big shot,
Like, math or science,
History-type college question,
And then I'll totally stump
Them by knowing a lot more about
The answer than they do.
yeah, in that movie, matt
Damon played a genius janitor.
You're just a janitor.
right.
Ah, you stumped me with that
One.
yeah, you didn't have a
Comeback for that.
You didn't have a comeback for
That, so how're you going to
Have a comeback in the frat
House?
all right, well, maybe you
Ask them the math or
History-type question.
Ah, but you're not a janitor.
don't do that, just...
please, please take care of
Those little savages.
got it.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
it'll work if you just say
Some lines from the movie.
It works.
flip.
That's too big, that's too...
(dance music playing, party
Chatter)
oh!
oh, my!
what is going on in here,
Dude?
oh, my!
whoo-hoo-hoo!
jesus christ.
It's like some kind of paint
Party.
yeah!
they're painting each other
Up.
is this what college is like,
Man?
I don't know, man.
I wish I went to college.
I feel like I got boned big
Time, dude.
jesus christ, hey!
oh, my god. Yo! Hey!
you painting here?
That's nice.
yeah.
jesus christ, charlie.
oh, my god, dude.
my god, they're painting each
Other.
No! No-no-no! Charlie, stay
Focused, dude.
sorry! Right!
stay focused.
We got to find guys for the
Team, okay?
nothing will distract us.
do not distract us.
hey, guys!
hey!
(all laughing)
do you want to paint us up?
yes.
uh... Paint you up? How?
yes.
well, first we paint you and
Then you paint us.
well, that makes sense, sure.
yeah.
yeah, uh...
yeah.
how do we do the painting?
with our hands.
yeah, we do.
yeah.
yeah, we do.
(laughing)
Excuse us.
are you ready?
yeah, no, we're ready.
We're ready.
artie sloan-- tying his
Shirts in knots.
I like to humiliate guys,
Sure.
yeah.
I'm no different than those
Guys are now, man.
You know, like, I used to be
The same way.
I used to dress guys up like
Bananas and walk them around the
Quad.
Or I'd take a banana and stick
It up some guy's ass in front of
His best friend and I'd be like,
"hey! Banana ass, how're you
Doing?"
Or maybe I'd, like, uh, I'd take
The tip of my penis and stick it
In a guy's mouth for, like, just
A second.
You know what I mean?
Like, while he was sleeping.
I'm all about that shit.
You know what I mean?
But you don't stun-gun a guy who
Is a goddamn legend.
no!
those guys, they need to
Recognize that shit.
I was a-- I was a trailblazer!
But these kids these days in
Fraternities, it's like they
Don't have any respect.
They don't care about anybody
But themselves, you know?
And I don't understand that.
It's like they live in a fantasy
World where, "oh, no, there's no
Consequences for my actions.
I can do whatever the hell I
"want and treat people however
The hell I want to treat them."
And I don't get that.
What are you doing, frank?
What is that?
well, what I'm doing is,
Like, cutting the shower curtain
In half waist-high so that when
He's using it, people can see
His junk.
wow, frank, that rita-rall
Is having a very interesting
Affect on the way you're
Thinking.
I'm just feeling.
yeah!
oh-ho!
got anymore of it?
does a bear shit in the
Woods?
well, cut up a couple rails,
Buddy.
I'm going to blast off.
all right. Here you go.
all right.
Let's do this.
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oh!
and we're done.
that was awesome.
oh, that's so awesome.
that's so awesome.
and now you do us.
oh, man...
and then for the best part.
there's a better part than
This?
there can't be a better part.
yeah, yeah, when we shower
Together and wash each other
Off...
yeah, we do.
Oh, that's exactly what we're
Going to do.
hey, what do you two clowns
Think you're doing?
that's awesome.
Nah, it's cool, man. We're good.
we're good.
no! You assholes got to go.
no, man.
no, man, come on.
yeah.
yeah, yeah, you do.
You do, man, you do.
come on, man. Hey, man...
hey, hey, guys, guys, guys,
Guys, guys-- we're trying to
Have a conversation, please.
no. You're not in the frat.
Get out.
guys, you're killing me.
I'm going to pull a good will
Hunting.
no, no, charlie, don't.
what's your major, dude?
economics.
oh, I bet you read a lot of
Gordon wood, huh?
You read your gordon wood and
Then regurgitate it from a
Textbook and you think you're
Wicked awesome doing that.
And how 'bout them apples
And all that gordon wood
Business?
I have no idea what you're
Talking about.
you are an idiot.
does no one know who gordon
Wood is?
you know what, cheese foot,
Go get the stun gun.
that's a great idea.
That's a great idea.
(groaning): Shit...
(both sighing)
oh, yeah!
frank! Frank! Frank!
Dude, I'm finished.
oh, yeah!
I'm finished.
What are you doing?
What do you got going on?
What are you doing?
I'm doing this jerk off's
Taxes.
Next year, the irs will audit
The piss out of him.
oh! That's so weird.
That's so-- that's long-term
Shit.
I would-- yes!
I like that. I like that.
Hey, do me a favor, man.
Can you go upstairs and look
Down onto the lawn?
I have done it. I've done it.
I've done something.
you've done it?
yeah, give me the cigar.
I need that.
what'd you do?
I have done it.
what?
I've created a masterpiece.
So unfair, dude.
Yeah, dude.
So unfair!
I mean, like, if I had known
college was anything like that,
the amount of book learning I
would've put to my brain...
Enough, dude!
...to get there and stay
there.
They shower together!
And naked.
Oh! Boom!
The rivalry's back on, boys!
It is back on.
It's on big time!
The rivalry's back on?
Oh, yeah, it's back on.
All right, the rivalry.
ALL (chanting): Rivalry!
Rivalry! Rivalry! Rivalry!
Rivalry! Rivalry!
Goddamn it.
This feels forced.
I'm not into it.
I'm definitely forcing it.
Why is it?
Something's off.
Something's off, dude.
What's up, yeah?
You know what it is for me?
I can only speak for myself, but
it's those goddamn punk ass frat
kids, man.
They, they got to me, dude.
They really got to me.
They burned me and I haven't let
it go.
Dude! They burned us, too,
man.
Did they burn you guys?
Is that why you're painted
like that?
Yeah, what's going on?
All right, they have, like,
this magical thing going on.
Dennis, things are different
now.
Yeah.
You guys, watch this.
Oh!
Hey!
Oh!
(all cheering)
Ten in a row!
With everybody watching!
This guy! This guy did it!
(cheering)
That was amazing, Dee, and
you just gave me a thought,
okay?
I think we need to rethink who
our rivals are.
What do you mean?
Well, bro, the Art
Sloan/Molly's rivalry-- that's
like ten years old.
That's old shit, man.
I think our new rivals are those
punk ass frat kids.
Dude, those guys are dicks.
They're such dicks, man.
And I think with Dee's newfound
flip cup skills, we can
embarrass the shit out of those
little bitches.
Tell you what, I will take
excuse to get back to that
party.
Okay, that's it.
It's a rivalry, the new rivalry.
(dance music playing, party
chatter)
What do you guys want?
We want one game of flip cup.
If you guys win, you get to
drink in our bar forever for
free.
If we win, we get to come to
your frat whenever we want.
And paint girls.
And get painted by them.
And take showers with them.
Lots of showers.
Okay, you're on.
All right, these guys are
going to be really fast, so we
need to get on to a quick lead.
So, Dee, I want you to start us
off.
Really?
Yes. Charlie, you're going
to take us home as the anchor.
Naturally.
Oh, you guys...
You guys, I am not going to let
you down, okay?
I know you're not, sis.
I'm proud of you.
We're really proud of you.
All right, Frank, do you want
to start us off in some kind of
cheer or something?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
(chanting): Paddy's! Paddy's!
Paddy's!
Yeah!
Whoo!
All right!
Okay, both teams ready?
Yeah.
Go!
Go, Dee! Go, Dee!
Go, Dee, go!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug!
Come on, Dee!
Come on, Dee, you can do this!
Come on, Dee, let's go!
Throw it in the air!
(cheering)
Dee, ease up!
Dee, come on!
Come on, Dee.
Come on, come on!
Come on, Dee!
(cheering)
No!
Your beer, free for us for
life!
For life!
No, man!
You guys, I'm sorry, I...
You guys, one more time.
Let's just challenge them to one
more, you know what I mean?
I feel like we could really get
these guys.
Don't you see, Dee?
We've already won.
(Charlie laughing)
What does that mean?
What are you talking about?
(stomach gurgling)
Oh! Oh, God.
Hey, what?
(gurgling continues)
Whoa, what's going on with me?
Oh, what's going on is that
you just drank a cup of poison.
(cheering)
You got poisoned!
Paddy's Pub, bitches!
You guys poisoned the beer?
Yes, Dee, we did poison the
beer.
That was the only way we could
beat these little bitches.
I thought you guys believed
in me.
You were so proud of me.
Oh, no.
We knew you were going to
choke.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'd knew you pretty
much choke under pressure, which
is why...
Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!
(vomiting)
Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!
âª âª
(Frank straining)
Yank. Rip 'em off.
Pull 'em off.
Yank 'em. Yank 'em.
They're not coming off, man.
These pants are not...
We're going to have to burn them
off, I think.
Got to get them off, 'cause I
got no circulation in my legs.
Yeah, I don't know.
You
Whoa, whoa, hey.
Pump your brakes there, pal.
Slow down for a second.
What, what's your problem
exactly?
What's my problem?
Okay, you know what?
You disrespected my business.
You vandalized my home, all in
the name of some stupid drinking
competition.
And then when I finally cave in,
you don't even show up.
Show up for what?
Wha...?
Flipadelphia!
Oh, Flipadelphia.
Was that today?
Yeah?
Okay, you know what?
I want a challenge.
Okay, my bar, flip cup today.
Let's go.
Nah.
No, we moved on.
Yeah, I'm over it.
You know what?
That's going to be a pass for
me, too.
Yeah, I don't feel well at
all.
They poisoned me.
I'm not feeling it, either.
So that's going to be unanimous
no from us.
Sorry.
God!
Oh!
(door slamming)
Hey, now!
Come on, man.
What was that?
Totally uncalled for.
Who slams a door?
Babies.
I mean, that guy's got some
real growing up to do.
I mean, have some respect for
Christ's sake.
Goddamn savage.
I am a legend.
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