1
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We keep putting more on, and
It's not showing up at all.

2
00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:40,150
Well, then I guess cocaine
is weightless, all right?

3
00:00:40,223 --> 00:00:42,157
I'm gonna file that up here actually.

4
00:00:42,225 --> 00:00:44,955
What are you doing?
Cleaning my hands off.

5
00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:47,861
What are you, a cat? Use a
towel. My mouth's right here.

6
00:00:47,931 --> 00:00:49,922
We talked about this. No
getting high on the supply.

7
00:00:49,999 --> 00:00:51,933
I'm not getting high. I'm
just cleaning my hands.

8
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We have to be very careful, considering
our past addictions to glue and crack.

9
00:00:54,838 --> 00:00:57,272
We got over that.
I got over that.

10
00:00:57,340 --> 00:01:00,207
I don't smoke crack anymore.
You huff glue every single day.

11
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No, I don't.
No? Did you have any today?

12
00:01:06,182 --> 00:01:08,810
It's still gross, Frank.
We made a thousand dollars.

13
00:01:08,885 --> 00:01:11,479
No. I made a thousand
dollars. You didn't do shit.

14
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You just sat in the car and read a
magazine. What the hell do I need you for?

15
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Give me that money.
Every ho needs his pimp.

16
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We got any vials around
here? Vials for what?

17
00:01:18,628 --> 00:01:21,153
We went back to Bingo. We got
a little of the cocaine back...

18
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with the money that
we got from the pills.

19
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You better go back and get a gun,
because dealin' drugs is dangerous.

20
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No, it isn't. It's a rich person's
drug. There's no danger involved.

21
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It's, like, stockbrokers and
high-powered business executives.

22
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We'll just go down
to Center City and...

23
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Waltz into a board meeting, slap your
drugs down on the conference table...

24
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and be, like, "Hey, you guys wanna
buy drugs? We're drug dealers. "

25
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Are you saying that's not
gonna work? What are you saying?

26
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What are you saying exactly?

27
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I'm saying that that is not
gonna... You don't like that idea?

28
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At least we didn't become prostitutes.

29
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I am not a prostitute. I am
providing... Let me handle this.

30
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Dennis is providing a very important
service to lonely people in need.

31
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Really? So he speaks for you now?
No.

32
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I was... He doesn't have to
speak if he doesn't want to.

33
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I don't? Really? No. You
leave everything to me.

34
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All you have to do is sit there,
relax, have yourself a drink...

35
00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:09,444
and just keep looking handsome.

36
00:02:09,512 --> 00:02:11,912
Okay. I like that arrangement.
Get me a beer, Frank.

37
00:02:11,981 --> 00:02:14,313
Oh, no beer. Too many calories.
Yep.

38
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It's all about keeping
this body fit. Mm-hmm.

39
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Ehheh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic.

40
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Well, that doesn't have
much calories...

41
00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:23,024
so I think that's a smart... drink.

42
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I take care of my boy.

43
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Every time you talk, you
weaken the nation. Shut up.

44
00:02:29,465 --> 00:02:31,763
Why you wanna hurt me? I'm not hurtin'
you. Just shut up and play cards.

45
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You're judgin'. You
judge me all the time.

46
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I'm just tryin' to
remain elegant over here.

47
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Don't try so hard.
Remain quiet.

48
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Oh! Youse guys got the
right idea with these.

49
00:02:40,977 --> 00:02:43,241
It's, like, the perfect mix
of comfort and wind resistance.

50
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They make that In men's?

51
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Huh? I think this is
men's. Yeah, it's men's.

52
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Listen, guys. I was thinkin' we go
down to Paddy's, put the squeeze on 'em.

53
00:02:51,487 --> 00:02:53,785
We're right in the middle
of somethin' right now.

54
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Don't you guys do anything besides
play cards and eat deli meats?

55
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Go wash my car.

56
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Fellas! I feel like I'm being
seriously underutilized here.

57
00:03:03,199 --> 00:03:05,258
Look, if you just give me a chance...

58
00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:06,996
I could show you how hard
I actually am.

59
00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:10,164
What? That's right. I'm so hard
that people are scared of me.

60
00:03:10,239 --> 00:03:13,606
And they should be, 'cause
I'll explode all over them.

61
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What's the matter with
you? I'm eatin' here.

62
00:03:16,212 --> 00:03:18,612
What? What are you
talkin' about, your dick?

63
00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:22,310
My dick? No, I'm talkin' about my
brute force and my catlike reflexes.

64
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You hear that, Anthony?
He's got catlike reflexes.

65
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That's right.
Hands like a cat.

66
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You know what? I think someone
just earned themselves a nickname.

67
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Really? What?
Yep.

68
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From now on, you'll be
known as Pussy Hands.

69
00:03:38,234 --> 00:03:40,668
I'd like to go on record
saying I don't like Pussy Hands.

70
00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:42,466
But Cougar Hands would be good.

71
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Here's to you, Pussy Hands.
That's great. It's settled.

72
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Hey, Pussy Hands, go wash my car.

73
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How about Jaguar Hands?
Nah.

74
00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:51,608
Leopard Hands?
Nah.

75
00:03:51,681 --> 00:03:53,478
Panther Hands.
Nah.

76
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Goddamn it.

77
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Go get your saucer of milk, honey.

78
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He does have gorgeous hands though.

79
00:04:02,592 --> 00:04:04,253
Excuse us.
Excuse me. Sir? Ma'am?

80
00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,885
Hi. Would you two
be interested in...

81
00:04:05,962 --> 00:04:07,554
These people are just walking too fast.

82
00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:10,121
You know what we should do? We
should go back to the country club.

83
00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:12,724
Remember the country
club, with the jockeys?

84
00:04:12,802 --> 00:04:15,066
This about the horse,
Charlie? It is about the horse.

85
00:04:15,138 --> 00:04:18,596
Goddamn it. I'm pretty sure those
jockeys are raping that horse.

86
00:04:18,674 --> 00:04:20,574
They're raping the shit out of
it. Excuse me, sir. Can I talk...

87
00:04:20,643 --> 00:04:22,668
They're racing by us
as fast as they can.

88
00:04:22,745 --> 00:04:25,373
These people are revved up. They're in
fifth gear, and we're stuck in first.

89
00:04:25,448 --> 00:04:28,542
We need to boost our r.p.m.'s.
Let's get goin' a little bit.

90
00:04:28,618 --> 00:04:31,746
What are you suggesting?

91
00:04:31,821 --> 00:04:34,346
A little dip into our Bolivian marching
powder, then we're back on the street.

92
00:04:34,424 --> 00:04:36,483
Not in your nose. That's
how you become a drug addict.

93
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Rub it all over your gums,
Dee. All over your gums.

94
00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:41,059
Okay. Feel that? How's
that feel for you?

95
00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:43,257
Whoa. I see what you mean, Charlie.

96
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I see... It's like my mouth
is no longer a part of my head.

97
00:04:45,835 --> 00:04:47,860
I kind of feel nothing,
but it feels so good.

98
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That's the feeling you're going
for. That's where you wanna be at.

99
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Keep reapplying every 10 to 15
minutes. That's what I've been doing.

100
00:04:52,508 --> 00:04:54,999
It kinda wears down. What?
Charlie. Ten to 15 minutes?

101
00:04:55,078 --> 00:04:57,706
No. We're gonna run out. No
more gumming for a little while.

102
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No more gumming. We're good though.

103
00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:01,682
I'm ready. I'm good.
I feel pretty good.

104
00:05:01,751 --> 00:05:03,912
I feel weird, but pretty
good. Let's start the show.

105
00:05:03,986 --> 00:05:06,750
Let's be like Wall Street
and... Rickety Cricket.

106
00:05:06,823 --> 00:05:09,018
That's Rickety Cricket!
Rickety!

107
00:05:09,092 --> 00:05:11,117
Rickety Cricket!
Rickety!

108
00:05:11,194 --> 00:05:13,355
Rickety Cricket!
Rickety!

109
00:05:13,429 --> 00:05:15,454
Where have you been
hiding? Where have you been?

110
00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:17,692
They let you become a priest
again, huh? Congratulations.

111
00:05:17,767 --> 00:05:20,736
It's the reverend. Hey,
man. How you doin', man?

112
00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:22,737
Keep your head up,
Reverend. Keep the faith.

113
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Bless you.

114
00:05:24,373 --> 00:05:27,865
Oh. Yikes. I get it.
It's like... Okay.

115
00:05:27,944 --> 00:05:29,878
Ever since you convinced
me to abandon the church...

116
00:05:29,946 --> 00:05:31,971
my life has been in a bit of a tailspin.

117
00:05:34,383 --> 00:05:36,317
Who? Me or Charlie?

118
00:05:36,385 --> 00:05:39,081
You, Dee. You.

119
00:05:39,155 --> 00:05:41,851
That doesn't ring a bell. There
was something that happened.

120
00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:43,653
I wasn't sure that it was
that. I don't think it was that.

121
00:05:43,726 --> 00:05:45,956
So you're livin' on the
streets now, Cricket.

122
00:05:46,028 --> 00:05:48,997
Yes, I'm living... That's
great. That's really great.

123
00:05:49,065 --> 00:05:51,192
Actually, it's the
opposite of great, Charlie.

124
00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,462
It's one of the darkest
times of my life.

125
00:05:53,536 --> 00:05:55,470
Is it? Is it? That makes sense. Yes.

126
00:05:55,538 --> 00:05:59,235
But the good thing is that you
must know a lot of drug addicts.

127
00:05:59,308 --> 00:06:02,436
Yes. I was actually attacked by a
couple last night. Almost got stabbed.

128
00:06:02,512 --> 00:06:05,310
Really? That's great.
Did you? Did you really?

129
00:06:05,381 --> 00:06:07,849
Wonderful, Cricket. Then you
can help us sell our cocaine.

130
00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:09,908
Do you know those guys?
Can you sell drugs to them?

131
00:06:09,986 --> 00:06:12,784
Do you bump into them? Do you
guys hang out on certain corners?

132
00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:14,345
Are you close?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

133
00:06:14,423 --> 00:06:15,947
You want me to sell drugs for you?

134
00:06:16,025 --> 00:06:18,585
We would do it, but we're not
street urchins. Yeah, man. Yeah.

135
00:06:18,661 --> 00:06:20,219
Know what I mean?
But you.

136
00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:22,059
They would buy drugs from a
street urchin like yourself.

137
00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,996
You got the "street
urchin" thing goin' on.

138
00:06:24,066 --> 00:06:27,194
Please stop calling me a street
urchin. I'm not a street urchin.

139
00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:29,363
You are what you are now.
You know what I'm sayin'.

140
00:06:29,438 --> 00:06:30,928
I was a priest. I have
a master's in theology.

141
00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:34,443
That was then. This is now.
What good's it doing you?

142
00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:37,968
I am trying to get my life back on track.
I don't think selling drugs is a smart move.

143
00:06:38,047 --> 00:06:40,174
Uhoh. I'm sorry.
Come on, Cricket.

144
00:06:40,249 --> 00:06:43,946
I guess Charlie and I didn't see you
sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.

145
00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:45,510
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

146
00:06:45,588 --> 00:06:48,557
What is your problem? You just
push my buttons, don't you?

147
00:06:48,624 --> 00:06:50,455
You just enjoy pushing my buttons.

148
00:06:50,526 --> 00:06:52,994
What have you done?
I've done nothing to her.

149
00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:55,155
Can I stop this little lovers' quarrel?

150
00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,994
You're not fooling anybody, Cricket.

151
00:06:57,066 --> 00:06:59,933
Clearly, the two of you have
strong feelings for each other...

152
00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,835
and you're letting that get in the
way of a good business deal here.

153
00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:05,601
Look, Cricket, for the love
of God, help us out here, man.

154
00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,165
I am not...

155
00:07:07,243 --> 00:07:09,234
I tell you what. I'll let
you stay at Dee's place.

156
00:07:09,312 --> 00:07:12,179
No.
Till you're back up on your feet.

157
00:07:12,248 --> 00:07:14,739
Dee's place? Yeah. You
two alone, together.

158
00:07:14,817 --> 00:07:16,842
One thing could lead to
another. You never know.

159
00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:24,786
You think she still likes me?

160
00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:26,589
Yeah.

161
00:07:26,662 --> 00:07:29,062
I wasn't sure. I know we
have sort of a sexual tension.

162
00:07:29,131 --> 00:07:31,929
No, no, no. You guys got
your own thing going on.

163
00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:36,140
I gotta take a cut now,
Cricket. We're working together.

164
00:07:41,444 --> 00:07:45,039
Jesus Christ, Frank. I can't
believe you had that thing made.

165
00:07:45,115 --> 00:07:47,743
Every pimp has a chalice.
This one is the shit.

166
00:07:47,817 --> 00:07:50,081
Great. How much money
did you drop on that?

167
00:07:50,153 --> 00:07:51,814
A lot.

168
00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,515
You spend a shitload of money on a chalice
you're just gonna eat cereal out of...

169
00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,558
but you won't bail us
out by paying the mob?

170
00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:59,026
By the way, your Jane
is sitting over there.

171
00:07:59,095 --> 00:08:02,587
Aw, you gotta be kid... Dude,
she's, like, a hundred years old.

172
00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:06,033
Sixty-eight tops. That's
still extremely old.

173
00:08:06,102 --> 00:08:07,933
Well, I'm not kissing that.

174
00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:10,939
You don't have to kiss her. We
can make that one of your rules.

175
00:08:11,007 --> 00:08:12,907
This time, nothing with the ass.

176
00:08:12,976 --> 00:08:14,876
That got really weird last time.

177
00:08:14,945 --> 00:08:18,278
What are you talkin' about? You didn't
set up that ass play on the last one?

178
00:08:18,348 --> 00:08:21,215
No. I never set up any ass play.

179
00:08:22,652 --> 00:08:24,882
All right. Well.

180
00:08:24,955 --> 00:08:29,688
I wanna set up a doctor's appointment
anyway just to be... just to be safe.

181
00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,421
All right. Do that.
All right. Here we go.

182
00:08:34,497 --> 00:08:36,465
Hypothetically speaking here...

183
00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:39,366
do you think you could teach a horse
to sit on a barstool and drink beer?

184
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:43,463
I don't know. Maybe. Would you hypothetically
pay really good money to see that?

185
00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:46,475
Is this about bringing a horse back
to the bar? That is completely insane.

186
00:08:46,543 --> 00:08:48,477
I'm askin' hypothetical questions here.

187
00:08:48,545 --> 00:08:51,514
I'm sorry. I'm a little preoccupied with
worrying about being killed by the mob...

188
00:08:51,581 --> 00:08:53,913
because a homeless priest ran off
with all of our drugs. Sure. Sure.

189
00:08:57,354 --> 00:08:59,447
Who is it?
It's Matt.

190
00:08:59,522 --> 00:09:01,456
Who?
Matthew Mara.

191
00:09:01,524 --> 00:09:04,755
It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety
Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.

192
00:09:04,828 --> 00:09:06,557
Hey! Come on in, man.
Hey!

193
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,756
Come in. Oh! Yeah!

194
00:09:08,832 --> 00:09:10,766
Where should I put this?
Why does he have that?

195
00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:13,860
Why does he have his stuff? Charlie
said I could move... It's not important.

196
00:09:13,937 --> 00:09:15,871
Look at this place.

197
00:09:15,939 --> 00:09:19,102
It's exactly as I imagined
it would be. What is?

198
00:09:19,175 --> 00:09:21,837
Cricks? How'd you do
with our drugs, man?

199
00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:23,970
Oh. Uh, I sold 'em. Here.

200
00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:26,277
Hey, is there a dream
catcher above your bed?

201
00:09:26,349 --> 00:09:28,909
Shit, shit, shit! Holy
shit! Look at all that money.

202
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,215
That is a huge wad of money. This is
more money than we make at the bar.

203
00:09:31,287 --> 00:09:33,585
I have never seen this much
money in one spot. Oh, my God.

204
00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,147
I guess we can pay the mob back.
We can definitely pay them back.

205
00:09:36,226 --> 00:09:37,955
That's good.
But we have another day.

206
00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:41,122
We have a whole day. We have 24
whole hours to go. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

207
00:09:41,197 --> 00:09:43,028
He flipped this in what?
No time really.

208
00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:45,727
He flipped it so fast, Charlie.
Let's think a little bit for a second.

209
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:48,100
We could flip another batch.
We could pay the mob back.

210
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,264
We could have money
left over for ourselves.

211
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,001
Maybe a little coke.
Yeah, more coke.

212
00:09:52,075 --> 00:09:54,270
I can get a horse. You're not
gonna get a horse, Charlie.

213
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,005
We can have some coke
then. She likes Swiss!

214
00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:58,309
I knew it!
I pictured Swiss.

215
00:09:58,381 --> 00:10:01,646
Hey, uh, Cricket.
Cricket, buddy.

216
00:10:01,718 --> 00:10:04,312
Can I talk to you for a second?

217
00:10:04,387 --> 00:10:07,652
Look, uh, you did
such a fantastic job...

218
00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:11,387
that we're gonna need you to go
back out there and do it again.

219
00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:14,988
But you guys said it was a onetime
thing. We say things all day.

220
00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:17,158
We say words all the time.
We said so many things.

221
00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:20,930
I was thinking maybe I'd curl up on that
bed of Dee's and I'd sleep with the bear.

222
00:10:21,004 --> 00:10:23,529
Now's not a good time for
that, man. I'm so tired.

223
00:10:23,606 --> 00:10:25,335
Are you tired?
I'm just so tired.

224
00:10:25,408 --> 00:10:27,399
Check it out. I got the
thing for you right here.

225
00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:30,878
Where'd you get that? Every
good dealer keeps a head stash.

226
00:10:30,947 --> 00:10:32,676
No.
Dip your finger in there.

227
00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:35,081
Look, Cricket. I got
the thing for you here.

228
00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:36,982
I can't.
Let's speed you up.

229
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,715
And then you'll wanna
get back out there.

230
00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:42,087
Oh. Aah. Yeah.

231
00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:44,092
Oh.
Shh.

232
00:10:53,603 --> 00:10:55,537
Where am I having dinner
tonight, Frank?

233
00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,573
I'm kind of in the
mood for Asian fusion.

234
00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:01,633
No more dinners. We're going
straight to bangin' from now on.

235
00:11:01,711 --> 00:11:03,679
Check this out.

236
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:07,273
Jesus Christ, man.
What, you got a problem?

237
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:10,080
Yeah. This makes me seem
like a whore. You are a whore.

238
00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:11,882
I'm not a whore.

239
00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:13,923
I'm a handsome companion who goes
to nice dinners with fancy women...

240
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,924
and who has rules
about what he'll do.

241
00:11:15,992 --> 00:11:18,392
What happened to the rules, Frank?
You can still have your rules.

242
00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:22,557
It says right here... "No
Rules. " Don't be so uptight.

243
00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:25,192
I'm walkin' from this...
What the hell, dude?

244
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,795
I'm knocking some sense into
you, Dennis. This is all you got.

245
00:11:28,872 --> 00:11:31,363
Dude, why do you keep hitting me?

246
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,638
Don't talk back to me!
Okay. Sorry.

247
00:11:34,711 --> 00:11:38,340
Look, I'm gonna get you out of this.

248
00:11:38,414 --> 00:11:40,609
It's you and me against the world.

249
00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:43,447
I'm not gonna let
anything bad happen to you.

250
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,853
You promise?
I promise.

251
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:50,256
And, hey, I don't wanna
hit you, baby.

252
00:11:50,326 --> 00:11:53,352
So please don't make me, okay?

253
00:11:53,429 --> 00:11:55,363
You're my one and only.

254
00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:57,695
You gotta do right by me, okay?

255
00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:00,897
Okay.

256
00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:04,234
Come on, Cricket. Where is he,
Charlie? Why do we trust him?

257
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,036
He came through for us
once. He'll do it again.

258
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:07,838
This is empty.
Get rid of that.

259
00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:10,436
You know what, this is his
whole plan. It's not a plan.

260
00:12:10,513 --> 00:12:12,538
Yeah. He convinced us
that he was on our side.

261
00:12:12,615 --> 00:12:14,606
Now he's gonna stab us in
the back. I don't think so.

262
00:12:14,684 --> 00:12:16,413
What's with the pants?

263
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,420
These things? These are horse-riding
pants. You can't get a horse.

264
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,217
Why not?
Because it's crazy.

265
00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:22,884
Is it any crazier than having
a dog that bites or sheds?

266
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,359
Or a cat that poops in a
box while it's biting you?

267
00:12:25,428 --> 00:12:27,760
While it's biting you?
Oh! You guys!

268
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,355
Cricket! There you are! What are
you doing? Cricket! There you are!

269
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:32,162
I'm workin' on my moves.
What moves?

270
00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:34,032
For my musical.
I'm writing a musical.

271
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:37,266
It's about life on the streets. Archangel
has to live on the streets and fight crime.

272
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,331
What?
That's great. Where are our drugs?

273
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:42,003
I sold the drugs.
Good. Give us the money.

274
00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:45,104
Spent the money on these sweetass
kettledrums. Look at these.

275
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,705
Those are trash cans.
Trash cans, Cricket!

276
00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:49,684
These are trash cans? Then
why do they sound like this?

277
00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:54,450
You "sold" our drug
money on two garbage cans?

278
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,186
No. No, no, no, no.
I did some too.

279
00:12:57,260 --> 00:13:00,286
We can see that! Is there any
left? Can we have what's left?

280
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,524
There is some left. You
guys are yelling like crazy.

281
00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:04,624
I can't compute.
Don't do all of it.

282
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,862
I still gotta write the seventh
act. It's kinda all up here.

283
00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:08,460
Come on back to the bar.
Let's go.

284
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,768
I'm not going anywhere without these
kettledrums. Bring your trash cans.

285
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,330
Yeah, don't forget the trash cans.

286
00:13:12,408 --> 00:13:14,239
I'm bringing the trash cans.

287
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,369
Watch the crack addicts
though. They will cut you.

288
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,448
You understand? It's
$200 for the first hour...

289
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,747
and a hundred and fifty
every hour after that.

290
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:26,653
Unless you want him to
act like he's enjoying it.

291
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,089
Then it's a little extra. Eh?

292
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:32,227
All right.

293
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:37,497
I need... I need you
Make it sexy.

294
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:41,936
I need... I need you

295
00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:44,940
You like ass play? He'll
do anything with the ass.

296
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:48,500
I never said...
I wasn't gonna tell...

297
00:13:56,952 --> 00:13:59,614
Don Sal?
Yeah. What?

298
00:13:59,688 --> 00:14:02,680
Forgive me for speaking
out of line here, but...

299
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:06,387
I don't think I'm being properly
utilized within the organization.

300
00:14:06,462 --> 00:14:08,794
I've tried to be eager
and work with a smile...

301
00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:11,731
but I'm not making
any forward progress.

302
00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:14,292
Aren't you the janitor?
It's not important, Don Sal.

303
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,361
What is important is that
I get out on those streets...

304
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,201
and start doing some gangster shit.

305
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,333
There's gotta be a union
boss I can put the squeeze on.

306
00:14:20,409 --> 00:14:22,400
Or a truck I can hijack, right?

307
00:14:23,579 --> 00:14:28,915
How would you like to
do me a personal favor?

308
00:14:28,984 --> 00:14:31,680
Sounds shady. I'm in.
Good.

309
00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:33,244
I need you to go over to my house...

310
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:35,882
and take care of my wife.

311
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,926
You mean, like, rub her out?

312
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,483
No.
Oh.

313
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:42,463
You want me to bang her? I'm sorry.
No!

314
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:45,762
What the hell is wrong with you? Why
would you say that? Communication problem.

315
00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:48,303
What I need you to do
is just go over there.

316
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:51,669
Like a protection thing.
Yeah. It's somethin' like that.

317
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:56,268
Okay. I mean, you don't mind
gettin' your hands dirty, do you?

318
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:58,973
Absolutely not.
Good.

319
00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:01,974
Goddamn mafia!

320
00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:07,482
Two hearts that beat as one

321
00:15:07,556 --> 00:15:10,024
Like that? Huh?
Get what you want?

322
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:11,582
Just keep dancing, whore.

323
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,992
Two hearts that beat as one

324
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,929
Dennis?

325
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,001
We gotta talk. Now.

326
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,939
What the hell you doin' here?
I'm working. What are you doing?

327
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,442
You cannot seriously be thinking
about banging this old lady.

328
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,774
No, Mac, you have to separate
yourself from the way they look.

329
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,872
Frank says that the only thing
that matters in this game is cash.

330
00:15:33,949 --> 00:15:36,713
What did Frank do to you?
Frank takes care of me.

331
00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:39,845
You don't understand the nature
of our relationship. What?

332
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:43,187
Hey! Hey! You! Out! This
is our turf. Get out.

333
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:46,387
Frank, he cannot bang this
woman. It's the mob boss's wife.

334
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:48,157
What do you think she's gonna do...

335
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,164
call her husband and say
she's banging a whore?

336
00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:52,166
Dennis, up those stairs.

337
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,963
Dennis, don't do it.
He's got you brainwashed.

338
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,800
Go!
Dennis! Stay!

339
00:15:56,872 --> 00:16:01,468
Go! Get up there! Now!
Stay! Stay! Stay!

340
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,841
You're gonna get us
killed! Stop! Stop! Stop!

341
00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:06,177
Please stop hitting me so
I can think for a second.

342
00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:09,012
You see? This is bad. You got
him thinking for himself again.

343
00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:12,383
What the hell are you doing,
whore? Get back upstairs.

344
00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:14,388
No.

345
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:17,016
Get your ass back in the bedroom.

346
00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:19,026
I'm outta here.

347
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,857
What about you, Pussy Hands?

348
00:16:22,932 --> 00:16:26,424
Me? Oh, no. I would never
sleep with you. You're gross.

349
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,006
Last taste. Last taste.
One more. That's it.

350
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,939
Last one. That's it because
we're almost out of it.

351
00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:35,943
We can't do this.
Mm-hmm.

352
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,945
All right. Okay.
Here's the plan.

353
00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:41,779
I'm gonna cut it with flour. I don't
think the mob's gonna know the difference.

354
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:45,047
You sure that's gonna work? People do it
all the time. I think this will trick 'em.

355
00:16:50,192 --> 00:16:52,217
That's too much, huh?
That's too much flour.

356
00:16:52,294 --> 00:16:54,387
Let me think.
They're gonna kill us!

357
00:16:54,463 --> 00:16:56,397
We're dead!
Here's what we're gonna do.

358
00:16:56,465 --> 00:16:58,456
We're dead 'cause of the
flour. We're outta here.

359
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:00,798
Where we going? We're gonna skip town.
We're gonna go up to the mountains.

360
00:17:00,869 --> 00:17:02,894
We can't tell anybody. We just
gotta go. We'll go to the mountains.

361
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:05,566
We gotta get outta here.
We're gonna have a fresh start.

362
00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:07,472
We'll start over.
I like that.

363
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:11,206
It's just gonna be you and
me and Peter Nincompoop.

364
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:14,942
Who's Peter Nincompoop?

365
00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:19,545
Huh? Huh? Oh, my God.
How did that get here?

366
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,089
How did that get here? I rode
it here. What do you think?

367
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:24,489
Hop on. We're outta here.
I'm not hopping on there.

368
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,960
We can't get outta here on that.
We need a car. It's too obvious.

369
00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,395
It is?
People will see... us and it.

370
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,797
We gotta get out in a car.
All right.

371
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:34,028
You got a better chance
without us, don't you, buddy?

372
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:37,402
Okay. You know what.
Get outta here. Hah!

373
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,170
Go, Peter Nincompoop!
I miss you already!

374
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,079
I love you, Peter Nincompoop.

375
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,081
Mmm. Let's go.

376
00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,650
Okay, okay.
What are you doin'?

377
00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:54,655
I'm gonna try and stay sharp
here. That's mostly flour.

378
00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,588
But if we do enough of it,
it should still work, right?

379
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,683
Well, then, let's do
a lot of it. Let's go!

380
00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:02,230
That's a pop. That's
a pop. That's a pop.

381
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:04,322
Make it sexy.
It has to be sexy.

382
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,334
Otherwise, you don't eat. Okay?

383
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,734
Frank, put the gun away.
Oh, no.

384
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:11,102
I'm goin' out,
I'm goin' guns blazing.

385
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,438
Rise up
Gonna get higher and higher

386
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,842
Whoo!
Rickety Cricket.

387
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:18,846
Hey!
Lookin' good, bro.

388
00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:20,643
Thanks, man. I'm almost done.

389
00:18:20,716 --> 00:18:24,812
Welcome back to the bar. Good afternoon.

390
00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:27,651
How you guys doin'? We're
very good. Things are fine.

391
00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:29,953
You guys look like you're
doin' really well. Absolutely.

392
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,686
Check it out.
We got all the cocaine.

393
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,388
Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine.
We might have bigger problems.

394
00:18:34,463 --> 00:18:37,125
We just pissed off the mob boss's wife
because me and Dennis wouldn't bang her.

395
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,066
We just need to be
prepared for anything.

396
00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:42,296
Okay. Then I tell you
what. I will get my gun.

397
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,737
Whoa. When'd you get a
gun? I went back to Bingo.

398
00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:47,640
Wow. I thought we said no guns
though. That was before all the blow.

399
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,643
You should've told me, because I'm been
carrying this thing around the entire time.

400
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:53,010
Guys, guys, guys!
No guns! No guns!

401
00:18:53,082 --> 00:18:56,848
I'm gonna put this in my sock. And if the
shit goes down, I'll pretend I'm tying my shoe.

402
00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:59,114
And I'll reach for some cigarettes.

403
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:01,656
And when I ask for a
light, we come out blastin'!

404
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,657
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
No! No!

405
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,590
We are not gonna come out blasting!

406
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,652
Jesus Christ! What is
wrong with you people?

407
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:11,825
Look, we can still get through
this if we just calm down.

408
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,664
Oh! These guys.

409
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,499
Hey. Ho.

410
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,439
Hiya.
All right. It's Friday.

411
00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:21,442
Youse guys got somethin' for me?

412
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:24,172
Has anybody got a light?

413
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,374
Right here.

414
00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:30,009
Don't move!
Put the guns down!

415
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,280
I got the 25 G's. I got
the money, so it's all good.

416
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,015
Eh?
There you go.

417
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,215
Get outta here.
Go on.

418
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,588
Count It.
Got it, boss.

419
00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:40,093
Where'd you get the money?
I sold Frank's pimp chalice.

420
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:41,857
What?
That's right, you son of a bitch.

421
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,593
Thanks for bailing us out.
Just like always. Goddamn it.

422
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,534
It's all here, boss.
Okay. Well, that was close.

423
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,765
Yeah, it seemed close. It got a
little stressful. A little tense.

424
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,307
"Tense" is an excellent
word for what happened.

425
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,138
It was nice doin'
business with you guys.

426
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,144
Hopefully, I'll never
have to see you again.

427
00:19:57,212 --> 00:20:00,113
All righty. Sounds
good. Sounds very good.

428
00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:02,480
You guys, you gotta make
it sexy... hips and nips.

429
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,280
Otherwise, I'm not eatin'.

430
00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:06,844
Yeah.

431
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:08,947
What?
Who?

432
00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:11,151
You. Come here. Yeah?

433
00:20:11,226 --> 00:20:12,989
Can you do me a favor?
Sure.

434
00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:15,086
Explain to me why my
wife is calling me...

435
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:18,895
telling me that one of Pussy Hands's
friends tried to force himself on her.

436
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,902
Oh! Oh!
This guy?

437
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,939
Oh! Oh! That's crazy!

438
00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:27,100
Enough with the "Oh's"!
I think that's insane.

439
00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:29,736
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

440
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,745
Then I assume it was you, pinhead.

441
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,644
No! It wasn't me!
It wasn't me!

442
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:36,616
Then who was it?
You guys! I did it!

443
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:39,313
And I made It so sexy!

444
00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:43,484
Look at this. I've
achieved total sexiness!

445
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,392
I am the man! I made
it so sexy. Get him.

446
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:48,486
You got it, boss. Come here. I
wanna talk to you. Fancy pants.

447
00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:52,694
It's so... It's so sexy. That's
the thing. It's all hips and nips.

448
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:55,635
Rise up
Gonna get higher and higher

449
00:20:55,704 --> 00:20:57,501
Do you guys have more blow?

450
00:20:57,573 --> 00:20:59,700
Yes!
Get him outta here.

451
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:03,438
Well. Couple beers?
Yeah. Shots.

452
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,276
I'll go for a beer.
All right.

453
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,940
Oh. What a day.

454
00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:15,648
They broke my legs but
they didn't break my spirit

455
00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:18,625
But I don't feel no pain
'cause I found more cocaine

456
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,025
Cocaine