1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:05,633 ["Hip to Be Square" by Huey Lewis and the News playing] 2 00:00:07,601 --> 00:00:09,570 [billiard balls clack] 3 00:00:09,603 --> 00:00:11,338 I'm-a order some chili cheese fries. 4 00:00:11,372 --> 00:00:13,841 -Oh, yeah? Get me some. -Anybody else want an order? 5 00:00:13,874 --> 00:00:15,676 A delivery of chili cheese fries? 6 00:00:15,709 --> 00:00:18,546 They'll be mush by the time they get here. No way. 7 00:00:18,579 --> 00:00:21,348 -Ah! Shit. -[scoffs, laughs] 8 00:00:21,382 --> 00:00:23,918 What are you doing, man? You can't hit it that hard. 9 00:00:23,951 --> 00:00:25,719 You got to use more finesse. 10 00:00:25,753 --> 00:00:27,288 Well, finesse isn't really my style, Charlie. 11 00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:29,790 I like to dominate the table into submission. 12 00:00:29,824 --> 00:00:32,326 Dennis, I got to head out. Tip me out. 13 00:00:32,359 --> 00:00:33,994 -[scoffs] What? -Give me my tips. 14 00:00:34,028 --> 00:00:35,496 What tips, Dee? What are you talking about? 15 00:00:35,529 --> 00:00:37,465 Hey, any of you guys tip Dee today? 16 00:00:37,498 --> 00:00:39,066 -For what? -Hell no. 17 00:00:39,099 --> 00:00:40,634 -[laughs] No. -[Dee] All right, whatever. 18 00:00:40,668 --> 00:00:42,436 Just give me 40 bucks from the register. 19 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:43,804 What do you need money for? 20 00:00:43,838 --> 00:00:45,606 I'm going out. I just need a little cash. 21 00:00:45,639 --> 00:00:47,575 Where you going? 22 00:00:47,608 --> 00:00:51,345 I'm going to a fancy place with some fancy new friends of mine. 23 00:00:51,378 --> 00:00:52,980 -What friends? -What is happening? 24 00:00:53,013 --> 00:00:54,615 Why is everyone asking me questions? 25 00:00:54,648 --> 00:00:55,950 Well, it's 'cause you're sneaking around trying 26 00:00:55,983 --> 00:00:57,318 to steal money that you haven't earned 27 00:00:57,351 --> 00:00:58,719 and looking like Carmen Sandiego. 28 00:00:58,752 --> 00:01:00,988 I mean, what-what are we supposed to think? 29 00:01:01,021 --> 00:01:02,723 -W-What are you hiding, Dee? -What? 30 00:01:02,756 --> 00:01:04,024 -Let me see what's under that coat. -No. 31 00:01:04,058 --> 00:01:05,493 -I want to see what's under it. -No. 32 00:01:05,526 --> 00:01:06,994 -Show me. -She's hiding something, Dennis. 33 00:01:07,027 --> 00:01:08,863 You want me to hold her down and rip it off her? 34 00:01:10,498 --> 00:01:12,867 -Yeah. -[Charlie] Go, Mac. Go, go, go. -Stop it. 35 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:13,901 -Okay, okay... -Stop. Stop it. Don't touch me. 36 00:01:13,934 --> 00:01:16,470 Don't touch me. Okay? 37 00:01:16,504 --> 00:01:20,474 I decided that I want to take off the coat, 38 00:01:20,508 --> 00:01:23,677 'cause it's hot in here. 39 00:01:23,711 --> 00:01:25,546 [laughs] 40 00:01:25,579 --> 00:01:28,015 Bowling? That's the fancy outing you were, uh, hiding from us? 41 00:01:28,048 --> 00:01:29,950 Dee, why were you hiding that from us? 42 00:01:29,984 --> 00:01:31,685 Because it's my thing, okay? It's not your thing, 43 00:01:31,719 --> 00:01:33,687 and I don't want you guys getting involved. 44 00:01:33,721 --> 00:01:35,556 -[laughter] -As if. 45 00:01:35,589 --> 00:01:37,558 -As if, Dee. -As if. 46 00:01:37,591 --> 00:01:39,860 -As if. -As if, Dee. As if. 47 00:01:39,894 --> 00:01:41,629 Yeah, okay. All right. 48 00:01:41,662 --> 00:01:43,864 Well, I'm gonna head out. You guys enjoy sitting around 49 00:01:43,898 --> 00:01:46,600 with your ding-dongs in your hand doing nothing all night. 50 00:01:46,634 --> 00:01:48,736 [Charlie] Ugh. 51 00:01:48,769 --> 00:01:50,871 -[scoffs] -Ding-dongs in our hand-- What is she talking-- 52 00:01:50,905 --> 00:01:52,773 -What a bitch. God. -Yeah. 53 00:01:52,807 --> 00:01:54,575 My ding-dong wasn't even in my hand. I mean, what do you... 54 00:01:54,608 --> 00:01:56,076 -Mine was. -Yeah, so was mine. 55 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:57,678 Yeah, I was scratching mine when she said that. 56 00:01:57,711 --> 00:01:59,380 I-I had my hands fully down my pants, 57 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:00,514 if I'm being honest. 58 00:02:00,548 --> 00:02:02,082 I had to push it to the left. 59 00:02:02,116 --> 00:02:03,784 -They get itchy in there. -That's a, such a coincidence. 60 00:02:03,818 --> 00:02:05,386 -That is a lucky guess. -That's a crazy-- yeah. 61 00:02:05,419 --> 00:02:07,321 -It was a lucky guess. -It was a lucky guess. 62 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:09,457 But that's not the point. Look-look, the point is... 63 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:11,492 [chuckles] ...we have a lot better things to do 64 00:02:11,525 --> 00:02:13,427 than just go bowling. 65 00:02:13,461 --> 00:02:15,463 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:38,819 --> 00:02:40,921 Oh, hello, ladies. You ready to roll? 67 00:02:40,955 --> 00:02:42,690 Why is everybody sitting on their butts? 68 00:02:42,723 --> 00:02:44,692 We've been waiting here for 20 minutes. 69 00:02:44,725 --> 00:02:46,727 Okay, well, listen, things are just gonna be 70 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,896 a little different if you want me on your team. 71 00:02:48,929 --> 00:02:50,397 I show up when I want. 72 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:51,699 Well, we don't want you on our team. 73 00:02:51,732 --> 00:02:52,633 It's just that our fourth didn't show up 74 00:02:52,666 --> 00:02:53,734 and literally no one else 75 00:02:53,767 --> 00:02:55,302 was free on a Friday night. 76 00:02:55,336 --> 00:02:56,537 -So you want me to be here. -Not really. 77 00:02:56,570 --> 00:02:57,605 Awesome. Good. 78 00:02:57,638 --> 00:02:59,006 Do you have the $35 team fee? 79 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:01,709 -Ooh, I do not, but I have... -Okay. 80 00:03:01,742 --> 00:03:03,611 ...something much more valuable: 81 00:03:03,644 --> 00:03:05,012 my expertise. 82 00:03:05,045 --> 00:03:06,480 So listen to me and you'll be in business. 83 00:03:06,514 --> 00:03:08,549 Anyone want to snort Jell-O shots? 84 00:03:08,582 --> 00:03:09,717 -Oh... -[Dee] Snail? 85 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:10,851 You're on the team? 86 00:03:10,885 --> 00:03:12,052 Yeah, I love bowling. 87 00:03:12,086 --> 00:03:14,655 The whole scene is so hot. 88 00:03:14,688 --> 00:03:16,490 I sucked off a rando in the parking lot. 89 00:03:16,524 --> 00:03:17,992 Ugh, my mouth hurts. 90 00:03:18,025 --> 00:03:20,728 Gross. Waitress, you're responsible for this? 91 00:03:20,761 --> 00:03:22,863 I'm not responsible for this, but this is my team, okay? 92 00:03:22,897 --> 00:03:25,032 So you can't just come in here and take over, 93 00:03:25,065 --> 00:03:27,034 come in late, not have your money, okay? 94 00:03:27,067 --> 00:03:30,838 I signed us up, I booked the lane, I made us shirts. 95 00:03:30,871 --> 00:03:33,741 I even found us an appliance company to sponsor us. 96 00:03:33,774 --> 00:03:36,677 -Frige-it. -"Frige-it Bitches"? 97 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:38,479 -[laughs] Yeah. -God, you guys are stupid. 98 00:03:38,512 --> 00:03:40,347 -I'm not wearing this. -No, it's so funny. 99 00:03:40,381 --> 00:03:42,016 -It's not funny. -We've been laughing all night. 100 00:03:42,049 --> 00:03:43,851 -That doesn't surprise me. Now listen up. -Okay... 101 00:03:43,884 --> 00:03:45,886 -We're not here to laugh or be funny. -No, thank you. 102 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,354 -We're here to win. -Oh, God. 103 00:03:47,388 --> 00:03:48,856 Which you can do if you listen to me. 104 00:03:48,889 --> 00:03:51,859 Or perhaps I should let my balls do the talking. 105 00:03:51,892 --> 00:03:54,328 -Please do. -Yeah. 106 00:03:54,361 --> 00:03:55,896 [slurps] 107 00:04:02,903 --> 00:04:04,872 -[cheering] -Hot shit, Dee. 108 00:04:04,905 --> 00:04:06,674 -Do I have your attention? -[Dennis] Well, well, well. 109 00:04:06,707 --> 00:04:09,009 -Oh, God. -What? 110 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:10,511 Pretty nice roll, Deandra. 111 00:04:10,544 --> 00:04:12,379 Too bad it'll be your last. 112 00:04:12,413 --> 00:04:14,548 Can you please just leave and let me have one thing to myself? 113 00:04:14,582 --> 00:04:16,016 Nah. 114 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:17,818 So these, uh, "frigid bitches," 115 00:04:17,852 --> 00:04:19,553 these are your new "fancy friends"? 116 00:04:19,587 --> 00:04:21,655 [laughs] What is this, some kind of women's league? 117 00:04:21,689 --> 00:04:23,290 It's a coed tournament. 118 00:04:23,324 --> 00:04:25,860 [laughs] So you'll be competing against men? 119 00:04:25,893 --> 00:04:28,462 Vaginas and penises together again. 120 00:04:28,496 --> 00:04:29,830 I'll tell you what, why don't we join this league 121 00:04:29,864 --> 00:04:31,966 and have ourselves a little competition? 122 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:35,703 Or are y ou too scared that you'll lose to us? 123 00:04:35,736 --> 00:04:37,671 [cackles] 124 00:04:37,705 --> 00:04:39,473 [high-pitched cackle] 125 00:04:39,507 --> 00:04:41,842 He did one, so I thought we were doing... Okay. 126 00:04:41,876 --> 00:04:42,877 Shit. 127 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,645 Anyone got a straw? 128 00:04:44,678 --> 00:04:46,046 -I didn't know. -Okay. -It's fine. All right. 129 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:46,914 -Hey! -Hey, guys? -Let's have it. 130 00:04:47,715 --> 00:04:49,383 -[Mac] Oh, for Christ's sakes. -[Dennis] Shit. 131 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,718 -Are you kidding me? -Please tell me 132 00:04:50,751 --> 00:04:52,520 you guys don't own this bowling alley. 133 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,054 We got out of the video rental business 134 00:04:54,088 --> 00:04:55,823 just after the bubble burst. 135 00:04:55,856 --> 00:04:57,558 Bowling's always been in our blood. 136 00:04:57,591 --> 00:04:58,793 [Liam] Ryan's got the forearms 137 00:04:58,826 --> 00:04:59,794 of an elephant wrangler. 138 00:04:59,827 --> 00:05:01,462 He could have been pro. 139 00:05:01,495 --> 00:05:02,963 [Ryan] I could have been. 140 00:05:02,997 --> 00:05:04,932 If not for my tragic accident. 141 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:07,468 The story is too horrible for words, so don't ask me... 142 00:05:07,501 --> 00:05:09,003 -We-we... -We're not gonna ask. We don't really care 143 00:05:09,036 --> 00:05:10,771 -about that, yeah. -You can keep that to yourself. 144 00:05:10,805 --> 00:05:13,374 I'd tell you, but you wouldn't be able to handle it. 145 00:05:13,407 --> 00:05:15,776 -You clearly want to tell us, but we're not here for it. -We don't want to hear it. 146 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:17,945 Listen, I'm moving past this. Can we sign up for the league? 147 00:05:17,978 --> 00:05:20,347 -Impossible. -Why, is it too late to sign up? 148 00:05:20,381 --> 00:05:23,017 No, you just couldn't afford it. 149 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:24,952 -How much is it? -$35. 150 00:05:24,985 --> 00:05:26,787 -We got that. -Well, we got that, yeah. That's fine. 151 00:05:26,821 --> 00:05:28,789 Each. 152 00:05:28,823 --> 00:05:31,525 -Uh, do you mind covering us? -That's still... 153 00:05:31,559 --> 00:05:33,327 [Charlie] W-We're good, we're good, yeah. 154 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,929 Hey, listen, can we play the Frigid Bitches first? 155 00:05:34,962 --> 00:05:36,597 Sure, whatever. I don't give a shit. 156 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:38,299 You guys got chili cheese fries here? 157 00:05:38,332 --> 00:05:39,733 Franklin, we do have chili 158 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:41,335 and we do have cheese and we do have fries, 159 00:05:41,368 --> 00:05:43,337 but combining them is strictly prohibited. 160 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:45,606 -Why? -The story is too terrible to tell. 161 00:05:45,639 --> 00:05:47,441 -Oh, for Christ's sake. Nobody cares. -Oh, Christ's sake. 162 00:05:47,475 --> 00:05:49,009 -Sign us up for the league. -We won't combine the fries. 163 00:05:49,043 --> 00:05:50,845 Make sure we're playing the Frigid Bitches. 164 00:05:50,878 --> 00:05:52,746 [Charlie] Yeah, give us some shoes. W-What size shoe... 165 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:54,815 -All right, how you doing? -We'll get the shoes. 166 00:05:54,849 --> 00:05:57,852 Three, two, one and smile. 167 00:05:57,885 --> 00:05:59,587 -[camera shutter clicks] -Great. 168 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:00,955 -Okay. -Let me check that picture. 169 00:06:00,988 --> 00:06:02,323 -How's my ass look? -Okay. 170 00:06:02,356 --> 00:06:03,958 -[whoops] -That looks pretty good. 171 00:06:03,991 --> 00:06:05,793 Oh, it looks huge. Sick. 172 00:06:05,826 --> 00:06:08,429 Can we take another? I wasn't sufficiently in character. 173 00:06:08,462 --> 00:06:10,064 -In character? -Yes, character. 174 00:06:10,097 --> 00:06:11,799 I'm researching a character I'm playing 175 00:06:11,832 --> 00:06:14,869 named Donna Brunswick of the Brunswick Bowling Dynasty. 176 00:06:14,902 --> 00:06:17,004 Oh, goddamn. You guys are not taking this seriously. 177 00:06:17,037 --> 00:06:18,572 Okay? Let's cut the BS. 178 00:06:18,606 --> 00:06:20,441 As your leader, I demand we cut the BS. 179 00:06:20,474 --> 00:06:21,575 Now let's talk order. 180 00:06:21,609 --> 00:06:23,777 I'm thinking Snail, Artemis, 181 00:06:23,811 --> 00:06:25,813 -Waitress, best for last. -[The Waitress] Okay, I'm just gonna remind you 182 00:06:25,846 --> 00:06:28,082 that you're not the leader and you can't be the leader 183 00:06:28,115 --> 00:06:29,750 'cause you don't even know everyone's names. 184 00:06:29,783 --> 00:06:31,652 Mm, can you switch mine to "Donna"? 185 00:06:31,685 --> 00:06:33,921 -No. -[Charlie] Well, well, well. Looks like 186 00:06:33,954 --> 00:06:37,491 the Frigid Bitches are going up against the Hanging Monster Dong 187 00:06:37,525 --> 00:06:40,694 Lucky Strike Chili Cheese Fryers. 188 00:06:40,728 --> 00:06:42,463 Is that your name? That's really stupid. 189 00:06:42,496 --> 00:06:43,731 -It's too many ideas, man. -I told you it was stupid. 190 00:06:43,764 --> 00:06:45,566 I-I knew they were gonna make fun of us 191 00:06:45,599 --> 00:06:47,334 -and they did make fun of us. -Yeah, 'cause it's stupid. 192 00:06:47,368 --> 00:06:48,836 You know what? Uh, but it doesn't matter, 193 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:50,471 'cause you guys are dead meat. 194 00:06:50,504 --> 00:06:53,374 Hey, did Dee happen to tell you the history 195 00:06:53,407 --> 00:06:55,309 of her experience with bowling? 196 00:06:55,342 --> 00:06:57,511 -No. -[Mac] You should tell them, you should tell them. 197 00:06:57,545 --> 00:06:59,780 -You tell them, you tell them. -Tell them, tell them. -I-I was about to. 198 00:06:59,814 --> 00:07:01,882 -I don't know. -Oh, you were? -I was about to. Yes. 199 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:04,051 -[cackles] Are we doing the laugh? -[laughs] He's gonna tell you. 200 00:07:04,084 --> 00:07:05,753 -Are we doing laughs? -Yeah, uh, no. I'll just tell it. 201 00:07:05,786 --> 00:07:07,988 -He's gonna tell you. -Okay, well, when she was a kid, 202 00:07:08,022 --> 00:07:10,524 she was, well, she was pretty decent. 203 00:07:10,558 --> 00:07:12,893 And I got to say, she worked really, really hard at it. 204 00:07:12,927 --> 00:07:16,597 So, she eventually became the captain of the girls' team. 205 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:17,865 Can you believe that? 206 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:20,334 Now, I'm no fan of women's sports. 207 00:07:20,367 --> 00:07:22,303 -Who is? -Yeah, they're not very popular. -Nobody is. 208 00:07:22,336 --> 00:07:23,871 [Dennis] Nobody watches-- Especially women. 209 00:07:23,904 --> 00:07:24,872 Women don't even like women's sports. 210 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:26,740 So I wouldn't have it. 211 00:07:26,774 --> 00:07:31,512 And to prove that Dee's female mind was mentally weak, 212 00:07:31,545 --> 00:07:33,514 I started to go watch her, 213 00:07:33,547 --> 00:07:36,517 and I would say, "gutter ball" 214 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:39,954 right before she rolled it, and wouldn't you know it, 215 00:07:39,987 --> 00:07:43,057 every time I said it, 216 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:45,726 she'd roll a gutter ball. 217 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:50,030 Since then, if I even so much as look at Dee when she bowls, 218 00:07:50,064 --> 00:07:52,633 she can't knock down a single pin. 219 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:56,070 Not even one. 220 00:07:56,103 --> 00:08:00,407 [laughs] Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration. 221 00:08:00,441 --> 00:08:02,343 [Dennis] Anyway, good luck out there. 222 00:08:02,376 --> 00:08:04,478 -[Artemis] Mm. -Ladies. 223 00:08:04,512 --> 00:08:06,313 -[Charlie laughs] -Gentlemen. 224 00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:07,381 -That was so good. -That was really good. 225 00:08:07,414 --> 00:08:08,382 That was really good, Dennis. 226 00:08:14,088 --> 00:08:15,856 All right, I'm looking at their lineup, 227 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:17,291 and I'm wondering who should lead us off against Snail. 228 00:08:17,324 --> 00:08:18,559 I'll start. It'll be good 229 00:08:18,592 --> 00:08:20,461 to show our power and dominance, you know, 230 00:08:20,494 --> 00:08:21,862 -for intimidation. -Uh, Frank? 231 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:23,664 You should go against Artemis. She's next. 232 00:08:23,697 --> 00:08:25,299 Okay? And-and you should go up after that, 233 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:27,301 'cause it's The Waitress, and you're gonna irritate 234 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:28,469 -the shit out of her and that-that's a good thing, okay? -Yeah. 235 00:08:28,502 --> 00:08:29,737 Oh, shit. 236 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,539 -[Dennis] What? -Uh... 237 00:08:31,572 --> 00:08:33,073 Some kid's having, like, a birthday party in the arcade 238 00:08:33,107 --> 00:08:34,975 -or something. -Okay. So what? 239 00:08:35,009 --> 00:08:37,411 -It looks fun. -Charlie, do not be that guy 240 00:08:37,444 --> 00:08:38,979 that everyone's looking for when it's their turn. 241 00:08:39,013 --> 00:08:40,514 -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -That shit drives me crazy. 242 00:08:40,548 --> 00:08:42,349 -Please don't be that guy. -Yeah. Yeah. 243 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,051 Okay, I'll go last against Dee because it's gonna be 244 00:08:44,084 --> 00:08:45,953 -a lot of fun getting in her head, so... -[laughter] 245 00:08:45,986 --> 00:08:47,855 It's gonna really mess her up. It's gonna be awesome. 246 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:49,957 All right. Hands in, boys. Say it on three. 247 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:51,992 -[all] Hanging Monster Ch... -Now I'm forgetting it. 248 00:08:52,026 --> 00:08:53,661 -[stammering] -Chili Cheese Fryers! 249 00:08:53,694 --> 00:08:54,995 -Cheese fries. Yeah. -Oh, now I should go... 250 00:08:55,029 --> 00:08:57,731 ♪ ♪ 251 00:08:57,765 --> 00:08:59,567 -Let's do it, bud. -[exhales sharply] 252 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,701 Let's go, man. 253 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:03,838 Stride, stride, stride, execute. 254 00:09:06,607 --> 00:09:08,776 -Okay, not bad, not bad, Mac. -Not bad. 255 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:09,944 Not bad, dude. 256 00:09:09,977 --> 00:09:11,045 [Dee] Come on, Snail. 257 00:09:11,078 --> 00:09:12,046 What the... 258 00:09:12,079 --> 00:09:13,581 What? What? 259 00:09:13,614 --> 00:09:14,682 Okay, 260 00:09:14,715 --> 00:09:15,850 why are you so happy right now? 261 00:09:15,883 --> 00:09:17,384 Gail. What the hell was that? 262 00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:19,587 -Ooh, my cooter's on fire for Mac. -Ew. 263 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,455 [slurps] I want to have his baby. 264 00:09:21,489 --> 00:09:23,824 Your cooter is most likely on fire from a yeast infection. 265 00:09:23,858 --> 00:09:26,060 Go in the bathroom, rinse it out and be better next time. 266 00:09:26,093 --> 00:09:28,863 Dennis, cover me. Cover me. 267 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:31,999 Ryan's eyeballing me and I'm trying to mix these. 268 00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:33,501 -I can't do that right now. -What? Just go, go... 269 00:09:33,534 --> 00:09:34,768 -No, I got... -Go stand over here. 270 00:09:34,802 --> 00:09:36,804 I got Liam over here eyeballing me. 271 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,739 I mean, I... 272 00:09:38,772 --> 00:09:40,808 I think he is. Little hard to tell with the eyepatch. 273 00:09:42,343 --> 00:09:43,577 Ah. Anyway, it's your, it's your roll, man. 274 00:09:43,611 --> 00:09:44,912 -Go, go, go. Go, yeah. -Oh. I'm up? 275 00:09:44,945 --> 00:09:46,347 -Yes, you're up. -Up. 276 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:48,883 ♪ ♪ 277 00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:51,585 -Artemis. -Frank. 278 00:09:51,619 --> 00:09:54,321 How about we, uh, test out the back seat 279 00:09:54,355 --> 00:09:56,857 of my LeBaron after the roll? 280 00:09:56,891 --> 00:09:58,726 Everybody stop trying to have sex with each other. 281 00:09:58,759 --> 00:09:59,994 Hey, you know, another reason why 282 00:10:00,027 --> 00:10:00,995 men and women can't compete, Dee. 283 00:10:01,028 --> 00:10:02,396 It's too sexually charged. 284 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:03,664 Come on. 285 00:10:03,697 --> 00:10:05,432 -All right. -Donna Brunswick... 286 00:10:10,638 --> 00:10:11,739 [automated voice] Strike. 287 00:10:11,772 --> 00:10:13,674 -Oh! -Hey! 288 00:10:13,707 --> 00:10:15,342 [Dee] Nice. 289 00:10:15,376 --> 00:10:17,411 -Artemis, you can bowl? -No. 290 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:20,481 My character can. Me, I can't bowl for shit. 291 00:10:20,514 --> 00:10:22,416 Oh. 292 00:10:25,519 --> 00:10:26,787 Oh, my God. 293 00:10:26,821 --> 00:10:28,355 -[Dennis groans] -[laughs] 294 00:10:32,026 --> 00:10:33,461 It's not gonna make it. 295 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:40,801 [automated voice] Strike. 296 00:10:40,835 --> 00:10:41,836 [shouts] 297 00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:43,003 -Oh, ho. -Oh. 298 00:10:43,037 --> 00:10:44,004 [Charlie] All right, Frank. 299 00:10:44,038 --> 00:10:45,840 [Mac] Good job, Frank. 300 00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:47,675 -[Charlie] All right, Frank. -[Dee] What? Oh, bullshit. 301 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:49,076 No, come on, that doesn't count. 302 00:10:49,109 --> 00:10:50,644 Uh, no, the computer counted it, so it counts. 303 00:10:50,678 --> 00:10:52,480 -That counts. -Hey, Artemis, let's mush. 304 00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:54,615 What? No. No. You're not gonna miss your turn, okay? 305 00:10:54,648 --> 00:10:56,350 If you must mush, mush later. 306 00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:57,384 A quickie. 307 00:10:57,418 --> 00:10:59,320 -Quickie it is. -What? 308 00:10:59,353 --> 00:11:01,522 My character is also a giant whore, which is what 309 00:11:01,555 --> 00:11:03,324 attracted me to the role in the first place, so... 310 00:11:03,357 --> 00:11:04,925 -No. No, no. -[The Waitress] Come on, you can't go now. 311 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:06,594 Well, mush fast! 312 00:11:06,627 --> 00:11:09,330 ♪ ♪ 313 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:10,498 -Come on. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 314 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:11,732 I'm going, I'm going. Oh! 315 00:11:11,765 --> 00:11:13,734 Hey, Tyrone, do not take my spot! 316 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:16,604 Do not take my spot at the air hockey table. 317 00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:18,472 -Charlie, shut up. -You should see the party they got going there. 318 00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:19,874 -It's great. They got one of those... -I don't care. 319 00:11:19,907 --> 00:11:21,809 ...punching machines that rates how, like, 320 00:11:21,842 --> 00:11:23,544 -how much power you have in your punch. -I don't care. 321 00:11:23,577 --> 00:11:24,812 -Shut up, I'm trying to focus. -It's totally crazy. 322 00:11:24,845 --> 00:11:26,080 By the way, your hair looks great. 323 00:11:26,113 --> 00:11:28,082 Charlie, shut up, I'm trying to focus. 324 00:11:28,115 --> 00:11:29,416 -Did you, like, change your hair or something? -Oh, my God. 325 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,318 Elbow in, slight bend in the knee, 326 00:11:31,352 --> 00:11:32,853 -and... -What the... 327 00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:34,455 -[grunts] -Oh... 328 00:11:34,488 --> 00:11:35,689 -God! -Tyrone! 329 00:11:35,723 --> 00:11:36,791 -[The Waitress] Come on. -[buzzer sounds] 330 00:11:36,824 --> 00:11:38,559 All right. I'm coming! 331 00:11:38,592 --> 00:11:39,960 -Charlie, Charlie, where you going? -Where you going? 332 00:11:39,994 --> 00:11:41,695 -Put the cake down... -I'll be back. 333 00:11:41,729 --> 00:11:43,864 ♪ ♪ 334 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,666 -Dee, you want to go first? -Don't... Stop it. 335 00:11:45,699 --> 00:11:47,601 -I know what you're doing. -I'm not gonna say anything. 336 00:11:47,635 --> 00:11:49,069 I swear to God. Please, I insist. 337 00:11:49,103 --> 00:11:50,871 I'm not. 338 00:11:50,905 --> 00:11:53,574 -Fine. -All right. Come on, Dee. 339 00:11:55,543 --> 00:11:56,677 Gutter ball. 340 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,746 You-you dick. 341 00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:00,548 -Sorry. I'm sorry. -That's not funny. 342 00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:03,384 I couldn't resist. It's... Sorry. 343 00:12:09,623 --> 00:12:10,925 [automated voice] Strike. 344 00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:13,694 Don't say it again. 345 00:12:13,727 --> 00:12:16,263 -Okay? Just leave me alone. -I'm not. I just... I'm not. 346 00:12:16,864 --> 00:12:17,898 Gutter ball. 347 00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:20,534 You goddamned son of a bitch! 348 00:12:20,568 --> 00:12:21,869 [buzzer sounds] 349 00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:23,804 How are you gonna talk to me about form 350 00:12:23,838 --> 00:12:26,607 -after you bowl like that? -Get off my back, you frigid bitch. 351 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,509 I knew inviting you was a bad idea. 352 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:29,643 Well, then, don't invite me. Then don't invite me next time. 353 00:12:29,677 --> 00:12:31,412 -I didn't invite... -[laughs] 354 00:12:31,445 --> 00:12:33,814 Oh, isn't this fun? 355 00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:37,418 Yeah. Yet another reason why women can't compete with men. 356 00:12:37,451 --> 00:12:39,019 Besides your physical limitations, 357 00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:41,422 if given the opportunity to either work together 358 00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:44,458 as a team or tear each other apart, 359 00:12:44,492 --> 00:12:46,460 you will always choose the latter. 360 00:12:46,494 --> 00:12:51,298 Because women are devious a-and destructive 361 00:12:51,332 --> 00:12:54,401 and will always default to using their insidious venom 362 00:12:54,435 --> 00:12:56,670 on the most sought-after victim of all... 363 00:12:57,738 --> 00:12:59,740 ...each other. 364 00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:01,809 [cackles] 365 00:13:03,777 --> 00:13:05,846 Okay, Dennis is right. Just hear me out. 366 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,015 If we want to win, we can't compete like men, 367 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,551 but what we can do is use those skills 368 00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,887 of mental manipulation against them. 369 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,388 Do you want to know why? 370 00:13:14,421 --> 00:13:15,523 Why? 371 00:13:15,556 --> 00:13:18,526 Because... they're stupid. 372 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:20,795 ♪ ♪ 373 00:13:21,695 --> 00:13:24,565 Hey, Mac, how come you throw the ball so straight? 374 00:13:24,598 --> 00:13:26,734 I throw the ball straight because, as a man, 375 00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:28,936 dominance is my sporting style. 376 00:13:28,969 --> 00:13:31,906 Uh, I heard it's 'cause you have no finesse. 377 00:13:31,939 --> 00:13:34,408 -You don't know how to spin the ball. -What? 378 00:13:34,441 --> 00:13:35,876 -Yeah. -I have finesse. I could spin the ball. 379 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,411 -You want to see me? -Yeah. 380 00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:38,612 -Yeah... -Hey, uh, Mac? Mac? 381 00:13:38,646 --> 00:13:39,880 Can I talk to you for a second? 382 00:13:39,914 --> 00:13:41,015 Yeah. 383 00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:43,317 Do not try and spin the ball. 384 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:45,519 She said that I can't spin, and I can spin. 385 00:13:45,553 --> 00:13:47,455 -You-- Do not try it. -But Dennis, she said I have no finesse, 386 00:13:47,488 --> 00:13:49,423 -and you know that I have finesse. -Don't-don't do it. 387 00:13:49,457 --> 00:13:50,558 -Don't do it. Just play your game. -Can I just spin one? 388 00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:51,559 -I don't care... -Let me spin one. 389 00:13:51,592 --> 00:13:52,993 You don't need to spin it. 390 00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:53,928 You just play your game and we're gonna win. 391 00:13:53,961 --> 00:13:55,362 Okay? Do not spin it. 392 00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:56,630 Do not do it. 393 00:13:58,499 --> 00:14:00,034 Okay, fine. 394 00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,869 I won't, I won't spin it. 395 00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:04,538 I won't. 396 00:14:04,572 --> 00:14:05,940 [sighs] 397 00:14:07,775 --> 00:14:09,710 Stride, stride, stride, spin! 398 00:14:11,345 --> 00:14:12,713 Oh, goddamn it! 399 00:14:12,746 --> 00:14:14,815 -[automated voice] Gutter ball. -Uh-oh. 400 00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:15,883 -[Mac] I'm gonna try it again. -[Charlie] I'm coming, I'm coming. 401 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:16,984 Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming. 402 00:14:17,017 --> 00:14:18,719 Hey, Tyrone, double or nothing! 403 00:14:18,752 --> 00:14:19,854 'Cause there's no way you're beating me 404 00:14:19,887 --> 00:14:21,322 two out of three, dude! 405 00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:23,324 -[chuckles] -Hey, Charlie? Excuse me. 406 00:14:23,357 --> 00:14:24,992 Can I, can I ask your advice on something? 407 00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:26,994 -Yeah. -Well, you're just such a good natural bowler... 408 00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:28,329 -Yeah. -...and I'm having a hard time, so I was wondering, 409 00:14:28,362 --> 00:14:30,331 where are you putting your elbow 410 00:14:30,364 --> 00:14:31,932 -when you're rolling? -My elbow? 411 00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:33,634 Yeah, before you throw the ball, where is your elbow going? 412 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,469 You-you want me to show you where my elbow goes? 413 00:14:35,503 --> 00:14:37,538 -Yeah. -Oh, I'm... 414 00:14:37,571 --> 00:14:39,540 -My-my elbow's like... -Uh-huh. 415 00:14:39,573 --> 00:14:41,642 That looks good. 416 00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:43,944 Oh. 417 00:14:43,978 --> 00:14:45,346 [automated voice] Gutter ball. 418 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:46,480 Uh... 419 00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:48,349 Holy shit. It's working. 420 00:14:48,382 --> 00:14:49,350 [slurps] 421 00:14:49,383 --> 00:14:51,285 ♪ ♪ 422 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,622 -There we go. -Okay. 423 00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:55,990 Okay. It's okay. 424 00:14:56,023 --> 00:14:57,424 Damn it! 425 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,393 -Just walk. -What are you doing? 426 00:14:59,426 --> 00:15:01,996 Stride, stride, stride, spin! Come on! 427 00:15:02,029 --> 00:15:04,465 -Gutter ball. -S-Stop it. 428 00:15:04,498 --> 00:15:06,000 Gutter ball. 429 00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,935 -[buzzer sounds] -Gutter ball. 430 00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:09,036 -Gutter ball. -[The Waitress] Come on. 431 00:15:10,037 --> 00:15:11,338 -Gutter ball. -[stammers] 432 00:15:11,372 --> 00:15:13,307 -Gutter ball. -[screams] 433 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,742 [buzzer sounds] 434 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:16,043 ["Hip Hug-Her" by Booker T. & The M. G. s playing] 435 00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:17,578 ♪ ♪ 436 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,984 You want one? 437 00:15:27,421 --> 00:15:29,457 [groaning] 438 00:15:33,961 --> 00:15:35,596 Wh-- Hey! 439 00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:36,730 -[sighs dramatically] -What happened? 440 00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,466 What the hell happened? 441 00:15:38,499 --> 00:15:40,634 In the third act of my play, Donna rolls a gutter ball 442 00:15:40,668 --> 00:15:43,003 in the big match against her rival high school. 443 00:15:43,037 --> 00:15:44,738 -Are you serious? -Oh, my God. 444 00:15:44,772 --> 00:15:46,574 Can you knock it off with the play, please? 445 00:15:50,578 --> 00:15:51,712 [groaning] 446 00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:56,484 Ah, well, well, you done good, ladies. 447 00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:58,853 Your little mind games, they got you pretty far, 448 00:15:58,886 --> 00:16:01,455 but unfortunately... [grunts] 449 00:16:01,489 --> 00:16:03,924 ...still 11 points shy in the final frame. 450 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,827 Now, technically, I could pick up this spare 451 00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,963 and push the lead even further, and I... 452 00:16:08,996 --> 00:16:11,398 think we all know Dee's about to roll two gutter balls. 453 00:16:11,432 --> 00:16:13,501 So I'll tell you what. Dee, if you would like, 454 00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:16,337 uh, you could just quit now 455 00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:18,539 and you could all admit that you're inferior 456 00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:20,608 in every single way, 457 00:16:20,641 --> 00:16:22,343 and we could just call it a night. 458 00:16:22,376 --> 00:16:23,744 Okay, you know what, dick? 459 00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:26,614 I don't like your sister. She's a terrible person. 460 00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:28,315 -[chuckles] -She's a bitch and she's ugly 461 00:16:28,349 --> 00:16:29,683 and I didn't want her on the team. 462 00:16:29,717 --> 00:16:30,818 And she's gross. 463 00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,453 Sure, and she's gross. 464 00:16:32,486 --> 00:16:34,588 But you know what? You're even worse. 465 00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:36,023 And I am not gonna sit here 466 00:16:36,056 --> 00:16:37,758 and let you just shit on her all night long. 467 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,728 You think you're physically superior? 468 00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:43,864 -Yeah. -Then I challenge you to a test of strength. 469 00:16:43,898 --> 00:16:45,466 -[arcade music playing] -[scoffs] Come on. 470 00:16:45,499 --> 00:16:46,867 This isn't fair. 471 00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:48,669 Oh. Is it not fair? 472 00:16:48,702 --> 00:16:50,738 Okay, well, if you're scared, we don't have to do it. 473 00:16:50,771 --> 00:16:52,873 Okay, well, listen, if you insist, that's fine. 474 00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,508 -I do. Okay. -Let's do it. Yeah. 475 00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:55,810 Ladies first. 476 00:16:55,843 --> 00:16:57,611 -All right, let's do it. -Oh, thank you. 477 00:16:57,645 --> 00:16:58,846 [Dee] Go, Waitress, go. 478 00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:01,048 -Let's go. -Give it all you got. 479 00:17:02,116 --> 00:17:04,318 -[cheering] -Oh! 480 00:17:04,351 --> 00:17:05,553 [laughs] 481 00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:07,488 [Mac] Shit. 482 00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:09,457 -Didn't know you could kick it. -Oh, yeah, you could kick it. 483 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:11,325 -And that's fine. Okay. -Yeah, yeah, okay. Do it. 484 00:17:11,358 --> 00:17:13,060 [Charlie] Show them what you got, Dennis. Come on. 485 00:17:13,093 --> 00:17:15,663 Let's go, buddy. 486 00:17:15,696 --> 00:17:18,732 I summon the very fact that I am a man! 487 00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:19,934 [screams] 488 00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:23,003 [cheering] 489 00:17:23,037 --> 00:17:25,739 [laughter, cheering] 490 00:17:25,773 --> 00:17:28,976 -[grunting] -Ah! Ah... 491 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,478 [Dennis] I have defeated you. 492 00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:31,879 [voice breaking] And of course I have. 493 00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:34,548 I've been blessed with the genetic gifts to do so. 494 00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:36,851 [cackles] 495 00:17:38,486 --> 00:17:40,921 [low] I've broken every single bone in my hand. 496 00:17:40,955 --> 00:17:42,523 I cannot bowl. 497 00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:44,325 -What? -Really? -L-Listen to me. 498 00:17:44,358 --> 00:17:45,659 There's nothing solid left in there. 499 00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:48,362 It's just bloody soup and bone broth. 500 00:17:48,395 --> 00:17:49,763 All right? Now, I need to scream. 501 00:17:49,797 --> 00:17:51,031 And I need you to find me somewhere to scream 502 00:17:51,065 --> 00:17:52,766 so I don't have to do it here. 503 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,635 No, wait a minute. 504 00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:56,670 I'm going to scream here, and now, 505 00:17:56,704 --> 00:17:58,405 'cause I can't hold it in, so here we go. 506 00:17:58,439 --> 00:17:59,473 [screams] 507 00:18:05,513 --> 00:18:07,882 Ryan, I need you to bowl for me. 508 00:18:07,915 --> 00:18:09,483 I'll never bowl again. 509 00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:10,785 -Come on, man. -Why not? What's the big deal? 510 00:18:10,818 --> 00:18:13,854 The story's too horrible to tell. 511 00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:15,322 -Oh, with this stuff. -For fuck's sake, just spit it out. 512 00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:16,991 Yeah, you clearly want to tell it, man. 513 00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:18,692 Fine. 514 00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:20,327 -But brace yourself. -[whimpers] 515 00:18:20,361 --> 00:18:21,996 [Ryan] There I was, 516 00:18:22,029 --> 00:18:23,964 practicing for the state semifinals. 517 00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:25,800 ♪ ♪ 518 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:29,436 I was on my way to a perfect game. 519 00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:35,976 [Liam] I was enjoying some chili cheese fries. 520 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:38,712 They were delicious, and I offered some to Ryan. 521 00:18:38,746 --> 00:18:40,848 [Ryan] I accepted, but not realizing 522 00:18:40,881 --> 00:18:42,983 my other hand was in the ball return lane. 523 00:18:43,017 --> 00:18:45,586 I never should have allowed myself such indulgences, 524 00:18:45,619 --> 00:18:49,690 because little did I know, my ball was returning. 525 00:18:49,723 --> 00:18:51,926 ♪ ♪ 526 00:18:55,663 --> 00:18:56,897 ♪ ♪ 527 00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:58,866 It pinched it really bad. 528 00:18:58,899 --> 00:19:01,368 I had a nasty bruise for a week. 529 00:19:01,402 --> 00:19:02,770 -That's it? -That's why you won't bowl? 530 00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:04,305 -You pinched your finger? -You pinched your finger 531 00:19:04,338 --> 00:19:05,339 -and you won't bowl? -Big deal, man. 532 00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:06,774 I'll bowl for you... Dennis. 533 00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:08,476 -Okay, fine. -Okay. -Wait, what's happening? 534 00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:09,643 What-what are you saying? What? 535 00:19:09,677 --> 00:19:10,711 -Hmm? -[Dennis] Well, he... 536 00:19:10,744 --> 00:19:11,979 -Nothing. -What? 537 00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:13,447 -N-Nothing. -What's going on? 538 00:19:13,481 --> 00:19:15,616 Liam's gonna bowl for me 539 00:19:15,649 --> 00:19:17,818 because I hurt my hand a little bit. 540 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,553 O-Ow! 541 00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:21,555 Ow, I just, I just twisted my ankle. 542 00:19:21,589 --> 00:19:22,723 -No. -Yeah, and I need Ryan, 543 00:19:22,756 --> 00:19:24,325 I need Ryan to bowl for me. 544 00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:25,559 -[Charlie] No way. No way. -My ankle is hurt, 545 00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:26,994 and I need Ryan to bowl for me. 546 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:28,529 -That... -That is bullshit. 547 00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:34,969 This is incredibly weird. 548 00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:36,003 [grunts] 549 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,474 ♪ ♪ 550 00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:50,918 [groans] 551 00:19:50,951 --> 00:19:52,953 -[bones crunch] -[both scream] 552 00:19:52,987 --> 00:19:54,822 [all shouting] 553 00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:56,690 Ryan! 554 00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:58,959 Brother! Brother, what have I done? 555 00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:00,261 [both wailing] 556 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,564 No! 557 00:20:03,597 --> 00:20:05,466 [wailing continues] 558 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:07,568 What the... 559 00:20:08,536 --> 00:20:10,671 [Dennis laughs] 560 00:20:11,639 --> 00:20:13,707 [stammers] 561 00:20:13,741 --> 00:20:15,042 Well, well, well, Dee, it looks like 562 00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:16,777 you're gonna have to roll after all. 563 00:20:16,811 --> 00:20:19,513 Fine. No problem. 564 00:20:19,547 --> 00:20:21,715 Gonna make my team proud. 565 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:23,317 Oh, well, maybe you will. 566 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:24,952 Or maybe... 567 00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:26,454 you'll roll a gutter ball. 568 00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:30,291 [Dennis laughs] 569 00:20:31,659 --> 00:20:34,695 One pin. That's all. 570 00:20:34,728 --> 00:20:36,030 You can do this. 571 00:20:36,063 --> 00:20:38,566 -Gutter ball. -No. No. 572 00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,701 Just don't think "gutter ball," that's all. 573 00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:43,304 [inhales] 574 00:20:43,337 --> 00:20:44,572 [Dennis] Oh, hi, Dee. 575 00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:46,740 I'm in here, too. 576 00:20:46,774 --> 00:20:48,442 Gutter ball. 577 00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:54,014 -Gutter ball. Gutter ball. -Gutter ball. Gutter ball. 578 00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:57,485 You goddamned son of a-- 579 00:20:57,518 --> 00:20:59,653 [slow-motion] bitch! 580 00:21:03,491 --> 00:21:05,526 [cackling] 581 00:21:06,994 --> 00:21:08,429 [Dennis] Gutter ball. 582 00:21:18,873 --> 00:21:20,975 -Oh. -No, no... 583 00:21:22,676 --> 00:21:24,512 -No, no, no... -No, no... 584 00:21:24,545 --> 00:21:26,747 No, no, no, no... 585 00:21:27,748 --> 00:21:29,750 [shouts in slow-motion] 586 00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:35,456 I did it! In your faces. 587 00:21:35,489 --> 00:21:37,591 Ha... Uh... What's going on? 588 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:40,427 -Where'd everybody go? -Frank's having a threesome 589 00:21:40,461 --> 00:21:41,996 in the bathroom with Gail and Artemis, 590 00:21:42,029 --> 00:21:45,432 and, um, yeah, I think the guys went to the Sixers game. 591 00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:47,301 What? 592 00:21:47,334 --> 00:21:48,602 Oh, goddamn it. 593 00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,372 Well, why aren't you celebrating? 594 00:21:51,405 --> 00:21:52,740 Um... 595 00:21:52,773 --> 00:21:54,909 yeah, honestly? 596 00:21:54,942 --> 00:21:57,745 I don't give a shit about women's sports. 597 00:21:57,778 --> 00:22:00,014 [stammers] Well... 598 00:22:00,047 --> 00:22:02,316 ♪ ♪ 599 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,280 ♪ ♪ 600 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:38,986 [trio chanting backwards]