1 00:00:11,537 --> 00:00:13,673 I'm-a order some chili cheese fries. 2 00:00:13,706 --> 00:00:16,476 -Oh, yeah? Get me some. -Anybody else want an order? 3 00:00:16,509 --> 00:00:18,178 A delivery of chili cheese fries? 4 00:00:18,212 --> 00:00:21,015 They'll be mush by the time they get here. No way. 5 00:00:21,048 --> 00:00:23,683 Aah! Shit. 6 00:00:23,716 --> 00:00:26,519 What are you doing, man? You can't hit it that hard. 7 00:00:26,552 --> 00:00:28,521 You got to use more finesse. 8 00:00:28,554 --> 00:00:29,522 Well, finesse isn't really my style, Charlie. 9 00:00:29,555 --> 00:00:32,458 I like to dominate the table into submission. 10 00:00:32,492 --> 00:00:34,694 Dennis, I got to head out. Tip me out. 11 00:00:34,727 --> 00:00:36,729 - What? - Give me my tips. 12 00:00:36,763 --> 00:00:37,965 What tips, Dee? What are you talking about? 13 00:00:37,998 --> 00:00:39,900 Hey, any of you guys tip Dee today? 14 00:00:39,934 --> 00:00:41,567 -For what? -Hell no. 15 00:00:41,601 --> 00:00:43,070 - No. - All right, whatever. 16 00:00:43,103 --> 00:00:44,837 Just give me 40 bucks from the register. 17 00:00:44,871 --> 00:00:46,506 What do you need money for? 18 00:00:46,539 --> 00:00:47,840 I'm going out. I just need a little cash. 19 00:00:47,874 --> 00:00:50,044 Where you going? 20 00:00:50,077 --> 00:00:53,680 I'm going to a fancy place with some fancy new friends of mine. 21 00:00:53,713 --> 00:00:55,615 -What friends? -What is happening? 22 00:00:55,648 --> 00:00:57,084 Why is everyone asking me questions? 23 00:00:57,117 --> 00:00:58,518 Well, it's 'cause you're sneaking around trying 24 00:00:58,551 --> 00:00:59,752 to steal money that you haven't earned 25 00:00:59,786 --> 00:01:01,587 and looking like Carmen Sandiego. 26 00:01:01,621 --> 00:01:03,556 I mean, what-what are we supposed to think? 27 00:01:03,589 --> 00:01:05,591 -W-What are you hiding, Dee? -What? 28 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:06,492 -Let me see what's under that coat. -No. 29 00:01:06,526 --> 00:01:07,394 -I want to see what's under it. -No. 30 00:01:07,428 --> 00:01:09,762 -Show me. -She's hiding something, Dennis. 31 00:01:09,796 --> 00:01:11,098 You want me to hold her down and rip it off her? 32 00:01:12,967 --> 00:01:15,568 - Yeah. - Go, Mac. Go, go, go. -Stop it. 33 00:01:15,601 --> 00:01:16,569 -Okay, okay... -Stop. Stop it. Don't touch me. 34 00:01:16,602 --> 00:01:18,939 Don't touch me. Okay? 35 00:01:18,973 --> 00:01:22,943 I decided that I want to take off the coat, 36 00:01:22,977 --> 00:01:26,013 'cause it's hot in here. 37 00:01:28,082 --> 00:01:30,550 Bowling? That's the fancy outing you were, uh, hiding from us? 38 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:32,719 Dee, why were you hiding that from us? 39 00:01:32,752 --> 00:01:34,554 Because it's my thing, okay? It's not your thing, 40 00:01:34,587 --> 00:01:36,090 and I don't want you guys getting involved. 41 00:01:36,123 --> 00:01:38,125 As if. 42 00:01:38,158 --> 00:01:40,127 -As if, Dee. -As if. 43 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,562 -As if. -As if, Dee. As if. 44 00:01:42,595 --> 00:01:43,763 Yeah, okay. All right. 45 00:01:43,796 --> 00:01:46,599 Well, I'm gonna head out. You guys enjoy sitting around 46 00:01:46,632 --> 00:01:48,936 with your ding-dongs in your hand doing nothing all night. 47 00:01:48,969 --> 00:01:51,604 Ugh. 48 00:01:51,637 --> 00:01:53,573 - Ding-dongs in our hand-- What is she talking-- 49 00:01:53,606 --> 00:01:55,109 -What a bitch. God. -Yeah. 50 00:01:55,142 --> 00:01:57,144 My ding-dong wasn't even in my hand. I mean, what do you... 51 00:01:57,177 --> 00:01:58,212 -Mine was. -Yeah, so was mine. 52 00:01:58,245 --> 00:02:00,580 Yeah, I was scratching mine when she said that. 53 00:02:00,613 --> 00:02:01,915 I-I had my hands fully down my pants, 54 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:03,117 if I'm being honest. 55 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:04,784 I had to push it to the left. 56 00:02:04,817 --> 00:02:06,253 -They get itchy in there. -That's a, such a coincidence. 57 00:02:06,286 --> 00:02:07,820 -That is a lucky guess. -That's a crazy-- yeah. 58 00:02:07,854 --> 00:02:09,822 -It was a lucky guess. -It was a lucky guess. 59 00:02:09,856 --> 00:02:12,059 But that's not the point. Look-look, the point is... 60 00:02:12,092 --> 00:02:14,094 ...we have a lot better things to do 61 00:02:14,128 --> 00:02:15,762 than just go bowling. 62 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:40,720 Oh, hello, ladies. You ready to roll? 63 00:02:40,753 --> 00:02:42,655 Why is everybody sitting on their butts? 64 00:02:42,688 --> 00:02:44,657 We've been waiting here for 20 minutes. 65 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:46,692 Okay, well, listen, things are just gonna be 66 00:02:46,726 --> 00:02:48,694 a little different if you want me on your team. 67 00:02:48,728 --> 00:02:49,562 I show up when I want. 68 00:02:49,595 --> 00:02:50,998 Well, we don't want you on our team. 69 00:02:51,031 --> 00:02:52,032 It's just that our fourth didn't show up 70 00:02:52,066 --> 00:02:53,267 and literally no one else 71 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,201 was free on a Friday night. 72 00:02:54,234 --> 00:02:55,936 -So you want me to be here. -Not really. 73 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,304 Awesome. Good. 74 00:02:57,337 --> 00:02:58,771 Do you have the $35 team fee? 75 00:02:58,805 --> 00:03:01,308 -Ooh, I do not, but I have... -Okay. 76 00:03:01,341 --> 00:03:03,143 ...something much more valuable: 77 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:04,710 my expertise. 78 00:03:04,744 --> 00:03:06,146 So listen to me and you'll be in business. 79 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:08,282 Anyone want to snort Jell-O shots? 80 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:09,316 - Oh... - Snail? 81 00:03:09,349 --> 00:03:10,716 You're on the team? 82 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:11,851 Yeah, I love bowling. 83 00:03:11,885 --> 00:03:14,720 The whole scene is so hot. 84 00:03:14,754 --> 00:03:15,989 I sucked off a rando in the parking lot. 85 00:03:16,023 --> 00:03:17,790 Ugh, my mouth hurts. 86 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:20,760 Gross. Waitress, you're responsible for this? 87 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:22,728 I'm not responsible for this, but this is my team, okay? 88 00:03:22,762 --> 00:03:24,797 So you can't just come in here and take over, 89 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:26,799 come in late, not have your money, okay? 90 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:30,703 I signed us up, I booked the lane, I made us shirts. 91 00:03:30,736 --> 00:03:33,307 I even found us an appliance company to sponsor us. 92 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:36,676 -Frige-it. -"Frige-it Bitches"? 93 00:03:36,709 --> 00:03:38,145 - Yeah. - God, you guys are stupid. 94 00:03:38,178 --> 00:03:39,913 -I'm not wearing this. -No, it's so funny. 95 00:03:39,947 --> 00:03:41,982 -It's not funny. -We've been laughing all night. 96 00:03:42,015 --> 00:03:43,350 -That doesn't surprise me. Now listen up. -Okay... 97 00:03:43,383 --> 00:03:45,718 -We're not here to laugh or be funny. -No, thank you. 98 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:46,920 -We're here to win. -Oh, God. 99 00:03:46,954 --> 00:03:48,688 Which you can do if you listen to me. 100 00:03:48,721 --> 00:03:51,691 Or perhaps I should let my balls do the talking. 101 00:03:51,724 --> 00:03:53,659 -Please do. -Yeah. 102 00:04:02,802 --> 00:04:04,837 Hot shit, Dee. 103 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:06,240 - Do I have your attention? - Well, well, well. 104 00:04:06,273 --> 00:04:08,774 -Oh, God. -What? 105 00:04:08,808 --> 00:04:10,010 Pretty nice roll, Deandra. 106 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:12,012 Too bad it'll be your last. 107 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:14,047 Can you please just leave and let me have one thing to myself? 108 00:04:14,081 --> 00:04:15,781 Nah. 109 00:04:15,815 --> 00:04:17,750 So these, uh, "frigid bitches," 110 00:04:17,783 --> 00:04:19,286 these are your new "fancy friends"? 111 00:04:19,319 --> 00:04:21,255 What is this, some kind of women's league? 112 00:04:21,288 --> 00:04:22,890 It's a coed tournament. 113 00:04:22,923 --> 00:04:25,791 So you'll be competing against men? 114 00:04:25,825 --> 00:04:28,228 Vaginas and penises together again. 115 00:04:28,262 --> 00:04:29,829 I'll tell you what, why don't we join this league 116 00:04:29,862 --> 00:04:31,664 and have ourselves a little competition? 117 00:04:32,865 --> 00:04:35,369 Or are you too scared that you'll lose to us? 118 00:04:39,273 --> 00:04:41,774 He did one, so I thought we were doing... Okay. 119 00:04:41,807 --> 00:04:42,808 Shit. 120 00:04:42,842 --> 00:04:44,244 Anyone got a straw? 121 00:04:44,278 --> 00:04:45,778 -I didn't know. -Okay. -It's fine. All right. 122 00:04:45,811 --> 00:04:46,413 -Hey! -Hey, guys? -Let's have it. 123 00:04:47,881 --> 00:04:48,714 - Oh, for Christ's sakes. - Shit. 124 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:50,750 -Are you kidding me? -Please tell me 125 00:04:50,783 --> 00:04:52,386 you guys don't own this bowling alley. 126 00:04:52,419 --> 00:04:53,887 We got out of the video rental business 127 00:04:53,921 --> 00:04:55,755 just after the bubble burst. 128 00:04:55,788 --> 00:04:57,391 Bowling's always been in our blood. 129 00:04:57,424 --> 00:04:58,791 Ryan's got the forearms 130 00:04:58,824 --> 00:04:59,792 of an elephant wrangler. 131 00:04:59,825 --> 00:05:01,295 He could have been pro. 132 00:05:01,328 --> 00:05:02,828 I could have been. 133 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:04,764 If not for my tragic accident. 134 00:05:04,797 --> 00:05:07,301 The story is too horrible for words, so don't ask me... 135 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:08,402 -We-we... -We're not gonna ask. We don't really care 136 00:05:08,435 --> 00:05:10,304 -about that, yeah. -You can keep that to yourself. 137 00:05:10,337 --> 00:05:13,140 I'd tell you, but you wouldn't be able to handle it. 138 00:05:13,173 --> 00:05:15,775 -You clearly want to tell us, but we're not here for it. -We don't want to hear it. 139 00:05:15,808 --> 00:05:17,777 Listen, I'm moving past this. Can we sign up for the league? 140 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:20,113 -Impossible. -Why, is it too late to sign up? 141 00:05:20,147 --> 00:05:22,916 No, you just couldn't afford it. 142 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:24,850 -How much is it? -$35. 143 00:05:24,885 --> 00:05:26,819 -We got that. -Well, we got that, yeah. That's fine. 144 00:05:26,852 --> 00:05:28,788 Each. 145 00:05:28,821 --> 00:05:31,458 -Uh, do you mind covering us? -That's still... 146 00:05:31,491 --> 00:05:33,126 W-We're good, we're good, yeah. 147 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,827 Hey, listen, can we play the Frigid Bitches first? 148 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:36,263 Sure, whatever. I don't give a shit. 149 00:05:36,296 --> 00:05:38,031 You guys got chili cheese fries here? 150 00:05:38,065 --> 00:05:39,366 Franklin, we do have chili 151 00:05:39,399 --> 00:05:40,833 and we do have cheese and we do have fries, 152 00:05:40,866 --> 00:05:43,103 but combining them is strictly prohibited. 153 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:45,505 -Why? -The story is too terrible to tell. 154 00:05:45,539 --> 00:05:47,174 -Oh, for Christ's sake. Nobody cares. -Oh, Christ's sake. 155 00:05:47,207 --> 00:05:48,874 -Sign us up for the league. -We won't combine the fries. 156 00:05:48,909 --> 00:05:50,911 Make sure we're playing the Frigid Bitches. 157 00:05:50,944 --> 00:05:52,913 Yeah, give us some shoes. W-What size shoe... 158 00:05:52,946 --> 00:05:54,814 -All right, how you doing? -We'll get the shoes. 159 00:05:54,847 --> 00:05:57,783 Three, two, one and smile. 160 00:05:57,817 --> 00:05:59,353 Great. 161 00:05:59,386 --> 00:06:00,954 -Okay. -Let me check that picture. 162 00:06:00,988 --> 00:06:02,189 -How's my ass look? -Okay. 163 00:06:02,222 --> 00:06:03,957 That looks pretty good. 164 00:06:03,991 --> 00:06:05,825 Oh, it looks huge. Sick. 165 00:06:05,858 --> 00:06:08,128 Can we take another? I wasn't sufficiently in character. 166 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:10,030 -In character? -Yes, character. 167 00:06:10,063 --> 00:06:11,831 I'm researching a character I'm playing 168 00:06:11,864 --> 00:06:14,800 named Donna Brunswick of the Brunswick Bowling Dynasty. 169 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:17,004 Oh, goddamn. You guys are not taking this seriously. 170 00:06:17,037 --> 00:06:18,372 Okay? Let's cut the BS. 171 00:06:18,405 --> 00:06:20,073 As your leader, I demand we cut the BS. 172 00:06:20,107 --> 00:06:21,308 Now let's talk order. 173 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:23,843 I'm thinking Snail, Artemis, 174 00:06:23,877 --> 00:06:25,912 - Waitress, best for last. - -Okay, I'm just gonna remind you 175 00:06:25,946 --> 00:06:28,081 that you're not the leader and you can't be the leader 176 00:06:28,115 --> 00:06:29,549 'cause you don't even know everyone's names. 177 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,885 Mm, can you switch mine to "Donna"? 178 00:06:31,918 --> 00:06:33,853 - No. - Well, well, well. Looks like 179 00:06:33,887 --> 00:06:37,424 the Frigid Bitches are going up against the Hanging Monster Dong 180 00:06:37,457 --> 00:06:40,527 Lucky Strike Chili Cheese Fryers. 181 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,695 Is that your name? That's really stupid. 182 00:06:41,728 --> 00:06:43,230 -It's too many ideas, man. -I told you it was stupid. 183 00:06:43,263 --> 00:06:44,864 I-I knew they were gonna make fun of us 184 00:06:44,898 --> 00:06:47,200 -and they did make fun of us. -Yeah, 'cause it's stupid. 185 00:06:47,234 --> 00:06:48,935 You know what? Uh, but it doesn't matter, 186 00:06:48,969 --> 00:06:50,237 'cause you guys are dead meat. 187 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:53,240 Hey, did Dee happen to tell you the history 188 00:06:53,273 --> 00:06:54,941 of her experience with bowling? 189 00:06:54,975 --> 00:06:57,411 - No. - -You should tell them, you should tell them. 190 00:06:57,444 --> 00:06:59,913 -You tell them, you tell them. -Tell them, tell them. -I-I was about to. 191 00:06:59,946 --> 00:07:01,915 -I don't know. -Oh, you were? -I was about to. Yes. 192 00:07:01,948 --> 00:07:04,117 - Are we doing the laugh? - He's gonna tell you. 193 00:07:04,151 --> 00:07:05,886 -Are we doing laughs? -Yeah, uh, no. I'll just tell it. 194 00:07:05,919 --> 00:07:08,088 -He's gonna tell you. -Okay, well, when she was a kid, 195 00:07:08,121 --> 00:07:10,590 she was, well, she was pretty decent. 196 00:07:10,624 --> 00:07:12,926 And I got to say, she worked really, really hard at it. 197 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:16,463 So, she eventually became the captain of the girls' team. 198 00:07:16,496 --> 00:07:17,898 Can you believe that? 199 00:07:17,931 --> 00:07:20,300 Now, I'm no fan of women's sports. 200 00:07:20,334 --> 00:07:22,269 -Who is? -Yeah, they're not very popular. -Nobody is. 201 00:07:22,302 --> 00:07:23,904 Nobody watches-- Especially women. 202 00:07:23,937 --> 00:07:24,905 Women don't even like women's sports. 203 00:07:24,938 --> 00:07:26,907 So I wouldn't have it. 204 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:29,910 And to prove that Dee's female mind 205 00:07:29,943 --> 00:07:31,311 was mentally weak, 206 00:07:31,345 --> 00:07:33,313 I started to go watch her, 207 00:07:33,347 --> 00:07:36,583 and I would say, "gutter ball" 208 00:07:36,616 --> 00:07:40,087 right before she rolled it, and wouldn't you know it, 209 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,989 every time I said it, 210 00:07:43,023 --> 00:07:45,659 she'd roll a gutter ball. 211 00:07:45,692 --> 00:07:47,461 Since then, 212 00:07:47,494 --> 00:07:50,130 if I even so much as look at Dee when she bowls, 213 00:07:50,163 --> 00:07:52,466 she can't knock down a single pin. 214 00:07:52,499 --> 00:07:55,902 Not even one. 215 00:07:58,305 --> 00:08:00,440 Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration. 216 00:08:00,474 --> 00:08:02,109 Anyway, good luck out there. 217 00:08:02,142 --> 00:08:04,311 - Mm. - Ladies. 218 00:08:04,344 --> 00:08:06,313 Gentlemen. 219 00:08:06,346 --> 00:08:07,013 -That was so good. -That was really good. 220 00:08:07,047 --> 00:08:08,148 That was really good, Dennis. 221 00:08:11,318 --> 00:08:12,986 All right, I'm looking at their lineup and I'm wondering 222 00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:14,121 who should lead us off against Snail. 223 00:08:14,154 --> 00:08:15,489 I'll start. It'll be good 224 00:08:15,522 --> 00:08:17,357 to show our power and dominance, you know, 225 00:08:17,391 --> 00:08:18,959 -for intimidation. -Uh, Frank? 226 00:08:18,992 --> 00:08:20,961 You should go against Artemis. She's next. 227 00:08:20,994 --> 00:08:22,496 Okay? And-and you should go up after that, 'cause it's 228 00:08:22,529 --> 00:08:24,197 The Waitress, and you're gonna irritate the shit 229 00:08:24,231 --> 00:08:25,365 -out of her and that-that's a good thing, okay? -Yeah. 230 00:08:25,399 --> 00:08:27,000 Oh, shit. 231 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:28,969 - What? - Uh... 232 00:08:29,002 --> 00:08:30,303 Some kid's having, like, a birthday party in the arcade 233 00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:32,172 -or something. -Okay. So what? 234 00:08:32,205 --> 00:08:34,541 -It looks fun. -Charlie, do not be that guy 235 00:08:34,574 --> 00:08:36,176 that everyone's looking for when it's their turn. 236 00:08:36,209 --> 00:08:37,644 -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -That shit drives me crazy. 237 00:08:37,677 --> 00:08:39,446 -Please don't be that guy. -Yeah. Yeah. 238 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:41,214 Okay, I'll go last against Dee because it's gonna be 239 00:08:41,248 --> 00:08:43,183 - a lot of fun getting in her head, so... 240 00:08:43,216 --> 00:08:45,018 It's gonna really mess her up. It's gonna be awesome. 241 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:47,187 All right. Hands in, boys. Say it on three. 242 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,222 - Hanging Monster Ch... - Now I'm forgetting it. 243 00:08:49,256 --> 00:08:50,724 Chili Cheese Fryers! 244 00:08:50,757 --> 00:08:51,992 -Cheese fries. Yeah. -Oh, now I should go... 245 00:08:55,061 --> 00:08:56,663 Let's do it, bud. 246 00:08:56,696 --> 00:08:58,064 Let's go, man. 247 00:08:58,098 --> 00:09:00,967 Stride, stride, stride, execute. 248 00:09:03,703 --> 00:09:05,972 -Okay, not bad, not bad, Mac. -Not bad. 249 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:07,207 Not bad, dude. 250 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,074 Come on, Snail. 251 00:09:08,108 --> 00:09:09,075 What the... 252 00:09:09,109 --> 00:09:10,644 What? What? 253 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:11,645 Okay, 254 00:09:11,678 --> 00:09:13,046 why are you so happy right now? 255 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:14,381 Gail. What the hell was that? 256 00:09:14,414 --> 00:09:16,683 -Ooh, my cooter's on fire for Mac. -Ew. 257 00:09:16,716 --> 00:09:18,718 I want to have his baby. 258 00:09:18,752 --> 00:09:21,054 Your cooter is most likely on fire from a yeast infection. 259 00:09:21,087 --> 00:09:23,190 Go in the bathroom, rinse it out and be better next time. 260 00:09:23,223 --> 00:09:26,092 Dennis, cover me. Cover me. 261 00:09:26,126 --> 00:09:29,329 Ryan's eyeballing me and I'm trying to mix these. 262 00:09:29,362 --> 00:09:30,530 -I can't do that right now. -What? Just go, go... 263 00:09:30,564 --> 00:09:31,765 -No, I got... -Go stand over here. 264 00:09:31,798 --> 00:09:34,000 I got Liam over here eyeballing me. 265 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:36,102 I mean, I... 266 00:09:36,136 --> 00:09:37,737 I think he is. Little hard to tell with the eyepatch. 267 00:09:39,539 --> 00:09:40,574 Ah. Anyway, it's your, it's your roll, man. 268 00:09:40,607 --> 00:09:42,175 -Go, go, go. Go, yeah. -Oh. I'm up? 269 00:09:42,209 --> 00:09:43,276 -Yes, you're up. -Up. 270 00:09:46,146 --> 00:09:48,715 -Artemis. -Frank. 271 00:09:48,748 --> 00:09:51,284 How about we, uh, test out the back seat 272 00:09:51,318 --> 00:09:54,120 of my LeBaron after the roll? 273 00:09:54,154 --> 00:09:56,122 Everybody stop trying to have sex with each other. 274 00:09:56,156 --> 00:09:56,958 Hey, you know, another reason why 275 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,124 men and women can't compete, Dee. 276 00:09:58,158 --> 00:09:59,426 It's too sexually charged. 277 00:09:59,459 --> 00:10:01,061 Come on. 278 00:10:01,094 --> 00:10:02,429 -All right. -Donna Brunswick... 279 00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:09,102 Strike. 280 00:10:09,135 --> 00:10:10,770 -Oh! -Hey! 281 00:10:10,804 --> 00:10:12,272 Nice. 282 00:10:12,305 --> 00:10:14,641 -Artemis, you can bowl? -No. 283 00:10:14,674 --> 00:10:17,477 My character can. Me, I can't bowl for shit. 284 00:10:17,511 --> 00:10:19,346 Oh. 285 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:24,050 Oh, my God. 286 00:10:29,122 --> 00:10:30,257 It's not gonna make it. 287 00:10:36,763 --> 00:10:37,764 Strike. 288 00:10:38,832 --> 00:10:40,300 -Oh, ho. -Oh. 289 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:40,867 All right, Frank. 290 00:10:40,902 --> 00:10:43,069 Good job, Frank. 291 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:44,771 - All right, Frank. - What? Oh, bullshit. 292 00:10:44,804 --> 00:10:46,273 No, come on, that doesn't count. 293 00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:47,507 Uh, no, the computer counted it, so it counts. 294 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:49,743 -That counts. -Hey, Artemis, let's mush. 295 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,678 What? No. No. You're not gonna miss your turn, okay? 296 00:10:51,711 --> 00:10:53,280 If you must mush, mush later. 297 00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:54,281 A quickie. 298 00:10:54,314 --> 00:10:56,616 -Quickie it is. -What? 299 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:58,652 My character is also a giant whore, which is what 300 00:10:58,685 --> 00:11:00,287 attracted me to the role in the first place, so... 301 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,088 - No. No, no. - Come on, you can't go now. 302 00:11:02,122 --> 00:11:03,790 Well, mush fast! 303 00:11:06,393 --> 00:11:07,627 -Come on. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 304 00:11:07,661 --> 00:11:08,795 I'm going, I'm going. Oh! 305 00:11:08,828 --> 00:11:11,197 Hey, Tyrone, do not take my spot! 306 00:11:11,231 --> 00:11:14,167 Do not take my spot at the air hockey table. 307 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,769 -Charlie, shut up. -You should see the party they got going there. 308 00:11:15,802 --> 00:11:17,170 -It's great. They got one of those... -I don't care. 309 00:11:17,203 --> 00:11:18,705 ...punching machines that rates how, like, 310 00:11:18,738 --> 00:11:19,806 -how much power you have in your punch. -I don't care. 311 00:11:19,839 --> 00:11:20,640 -Shut up, I'm trying to focus. -It's totally crazy. 312 00:11:20,674 --> 00:11:22,609 By the way, your hair looks great. 313 00:11:22,642 --> 00:11:24,511 Charlie, shut up, I'm trying to focus. 314 00:11:24,544 --> 00:11:26,346 -Did you, like, change your hair or something? -Oh, my God. 315 00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:28,315 Elbow in, slight bend in the knee, 316 00:11:28,348 --> 00:11:29,884 -and... -What the... 317 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:31,518 Oh... 318 00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:32,719 -God! -Tyrone! 319 00:11:32,752 --> 00:11:34,254 Come on. 320 00:11:34,287 --> 00:11:35,789 All right. I'm coming! 321 00:11:35,822 --> 00:11:37,324 -Charlie, Charlie, where you going? -Where you going? 322 00:11:37,357 --> 00:11:38,893 -Put the cake down... -I'll be back. 323 00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:43,196 -Dee, you want to go first? -Don't... Stop it. 324 00:11:43,229 --> 00:11:44,731 -I know what you're doing. -I'm not gonna say anything. 325 00:11:44,764 --> 00:11:46,199 I swear to God. Please, I insist. 326 00:11:46,232 --> 00:11:48,168 I'm not. 327 00:11:48,201 --> 00:11:50,403 -Fine. -All right. Come on, Dee. 328 00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:53,840 Gutter ball. 329 00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:56,209 You-you dick. 330 00:11:56,242 --> 00:11:57,711 -Sorry. I'm sorry. -That's not funny. 331 00:11:57,744 --> 00:12:00,180 I couldn't resist. It's... Sorry. 332 00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,254 Strike. 333 00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:10,925 Don't say it again. 334 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,928 -Okay? Just leave me alone. -I'm not. I just... I'm not. 335 00:12:13,961 --> 00:12:15,195 Gutter ball. 336 00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:17,697 You goddamned son of a bitch! 337 00:12:19,232 --> 00:12:21,234 How are you gonna talk to me about form 338 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,737 -after you bowl like that? -Get off my back, you frigid bitch. 339 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:25,438 I knew inviting you was a bad idea. 340 00:12:25,472 --> 00:12:26,773 Well, then, don't invite me. Then don't invite me next time. 341 00:12:26,806 --> 00:12:28,508 I didn't invite... 342 00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:31,277 Oh, isn't this fun? 343 00:12:31,311 --> 00:12:34,547 Yeah. Yet another reason why women can't compete with men. 344 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:36,449 Besides your physical limitations, 345 00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:38,551 if given the opportunity to either work together 346 00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:41,588 as a team or tear each other apart, 347 00:12:41,621 --> 00:12:43,590 you will always choose the latter. 348 00:12:43,623 --> 00:12:45,759 Because women are 349 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,595 devious a-and destructive 350 00:12:48,628 --> 00:12:51,531 and will always default to using their insidious venom 351 00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:53,633 on the most sought-after victim of all... 352 00:12:55,002 --> 00:12:56,870 ...each other. 353 00:13:01,341 --> 00:13:03,276 Okay, Dennis is right. Just hear me out. 354 00:13:03,309 --> 00:13:05,545 If we want to win, we can't compete like men, 355 00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,814 but what we can do is use those skills 356 00:13:07,847 --> 00:13:10,316 of mental manipulation against them. 357 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:11,584 Do you want to know why? 358 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:12,786 Why? 359 00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:15,822 Because... they're stupid. 360 00:13:19,359 --> 00:13:21,828 Hey, Mac, how come you throw the ball so straight? 361 00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:24,297 I throw the ball straight because, as a man, 362 00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:26,399 dominance is my sporting style. 363 00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:29,335 Uh, I heard it's 'cause you have no finesse. 364 00:13:29,369 --> 00:13:31,838 -You don't know how to spin the ball. -What? 365 00:13:31,871 --> 00:13:33,306 -Yeah. -I have finesse. I could spin the ball. 366 00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:34,574 -You want to see me? -Yeah. 367 00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:35,910 -Yeah... -Hey, uh, Mac? Mac? 368 00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:37,277 Can I talk to you for a second? 369 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,278 Yeah. 370 00:13:38,311 --> 00:13:40,680 Do not try and spin the ball. 371 00:13:40,714 --> 00:13:43,017 She said that I can't spin, and I can spin. 372 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:44,684 -You-- Do not try it. -But Dennis, she said I have no finesse, 373 00:13:44,718 --> 00:13:45,953 -and you know that I have finesse. -Don't-don't do it. 374 00:13:45,986 --> 00:13:46,720 -Don't do it. Just play your game. -Can I just spin one? 375 00:13:46,753 --> 00:13:48,354 -I don't care... -Let me spin one. 376 00:13:48,388 --> 00:13:49,756 You don't need to spin it. 377 00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:51,324 You just play your game and we're gonna win. 378 00:13:51,357 --> 00:13:52,525 Okay? Do not spin it. 379 00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:53,693 Do not do it. 380 00:13:55,829 --> 00:13:57,430 Okay, fine. 381 00:13:57,464 --> 00:13:59,332 I won't, I won't spin it. 382 00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:01,668 I won't. 383 00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:06,873 Stride, stride, stride, spin! 384 00:14:08,575 --> 00:14:09,809 Oh, goddamn it! 385 00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:11,845 - Gutter ball. - Uh-oh. 386 00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:13,346 - I'm gonna try it again. - -I'm coming, I'm coming. 387 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:14,347 Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming. 388 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,416 Hey, Tyrone, double or nothing! 389 00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:17,383 'Cause there's no way you're beating me 390 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:18,618 two out of three, dude! 391 00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:20,620 Hey, Charlie? Excuse me. 392 00:14:20,653 --> 00:14:22,388 Can I, can I ask your advice on something? 393 00:14:22,422 --> 00:14:24,657 -Yeah. -Well, you're just such a good natural bowler... 394 00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:25,625 -Yeah. -...and I'm having a hard time, so I was wondering, 395 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,627 where are you putting your elbow 396 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,429 -when you're rolling? -My elbow? 397 00:14:29,462 --> 00:14:30,830 Yeah, before you throw the ball, where is your elbow going? 398 00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:32,832 You-you want me to show you where my elbow goes? 399 00:14:32,866 --> 00:14:34,969 -Yeah. -Oh, I'm... 400 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:36,904 -My-my elbow's like... -Uh-huh. 401 00:14:36,937 --> 00:14:38,838 That looks good. 402 00:14:39,773 --> 00:14:41,307 Oh. 403 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:42,575 Gutter ball. 404 00:14:42,609 --> 00:14:43,810 Uh... 405 00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:45,545 Holy shit. It's working. 406 00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:51,751 -There we go. -Okay. 407 00:14:51,785 --> 00:14:53,353 Okay. It's okay. 408 00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:54,554 Damn it! 409 00:14:54,587 --> 00:14:56,756 -Just walk. -What are you doing? 410 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:59,425 Stride, stride, stride, spin! Come on! 411 00:14:59,459 --> 00:15:01,861 -Gutter ball. -S-Stop it. 412 00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,429 Gutter ball. 413 00:15:03,463 --> 00:15:05,365 Gutter ball. 414 00:15:05,398 --> 00:15:06,466 - Gutter ball. - Come on. 415 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:08,668 Gutter ball. 416 00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:10,603 Gutter ball. 417 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,381 You want one? 418 00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:33,093 Wh-- Hey! 419 00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:34,028 What happened? 420 00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:35,862 What the hell happened? 421 00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:38,132 In the third act of my play, Donna rolls a gutter ball 422 00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:40,466 in the big match against her rival high school. 423 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,502 -Are you serious? -Oh, my God. 424 00:15:42,535 --> 00:15:43,770 Can you knock it off with the play, please? 425 00:15:50,844 --> 00:15:53,914 Ah, well, well, you done good, ladies. 426 00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:56,382 Your little mind games-- they got you pretty far, 427 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,986 but unfortunately... 428 00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:01,721 ...still 11 points shy in the final frame. 429 00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:04,591 Now, technically, I could pick up this spare 430 00:16:04,624 --> 00:16:06,793 and push the lead even further, and I... 431 00:16:06,826 --> 00:16:08,896 think we all know Dee's about to roll two gutter balls. 432 00:16:08,929 --> 00:16:10,998 So I'll tell you what. Dee, if you would like, 433 00:16:11,031 --> 00:16:13,766 uh, you could just quit now 434 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,103 and you could all admit that you're inferior 435 00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:18,172 in every single way, 436 00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:19,772 and we could just call it a night. 437 00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,541 Okay, you know what, dick? 438 00:16:21,574 --> 00:16:24,178 I don't like your sister. She's a terrible person. 439 00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:25,745 She's a bitch and she's ugly 440 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,014 and I didn't want her on the team. 441 00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:28,481 And she's gross. 442 00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:29,984 Sure, and she's gross. 443 00:16:30,017 --> 00:16:32,186 But you know what? You're even worse. 444 00:16:32,219 --> 00:16:33,686 And I am not gonna sit here 445 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,455 and let you just shit on her all night long. 446 00:16:35,488 --> 00:16:38,424 You think you're physically superior? 447 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,628 -Yeah. -Then I challenge you to a test of strength. 448 00:16:41,661 --> 00:16:42,997 Come on. 449 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,564 This isn't fair. 450 00:16:44,597 --> 00:16:46,000 Oh. Is it not fair? 451 00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:48,434 Okay, well, if you're scared, we don't have to do it. 452 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,570 Okay, well, listen, if you insist, that's fine. 453 00:16:50,603 --> 00:16:52,039 -I do. Okay. -Let's do it. Yeah. 454 00:16:52,072 --> 00:16:53,506 Ladies first. 455 00:16:53,539 --> 00:16:55,175 -All right, let's do it. -Oh, thank you. 456 00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:56,576 Go, Waitress, go. 457 00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:58,411 -Let's go. -Give it all you got. 458 00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,614 Oh! 459 00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:05,052 Shit. 460 00:17:05,085 --> 00:17:07,054 -Didn't know you could kick it. -Oh, yeah, you could kick it. 461 00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:09,123 -And that's fine. Okay. -Yeah, yeah, okay. Do it. 462 00:17:09,156 --> 00:17:10,723 Show them what you got, Dennis. Come on. 463 00:17:10,757 --> 00:17:13,593 Let's go, buddy. 464 00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:16,230 I summon the very fact that I am a man! 465 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:26,639 Aah! Aah... 466 00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:28,075 I have defeated you. 467 00:17:28,108 --> 00:17:29,109 And of course I have. 468 00:17:29,143 --> 00:17:31,979 I've been blessed with the genetic gifts to do so. 469 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,518 I've broken every single bone in my hand. 470 00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:40,154 I cannot bowl. 471 00:17:40,187 --> 00:17:41,854 -What? -Really? -L-Listen to me. 472 00:17:41,889 --> 00:17:43,057 There's nothing solid left in there. 473 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:45,893 It's just bloody soup and bone broth. 474 00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,527 All right? Now, I need to scream. 475 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,695 And I need you to find me somewhere to scream 476 00:17:48,728 --> 00:17:50,264 so I don't have to do it here. 477 00:17:50,297 --> 00:17:52,532 No, wait a minute. 478 00:17:52,565 --> 00:17:54,567 I'm going to scream here, and now, 479 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,768 'cause I can't hold it in, so here we go. 480 00:17:58,138 --> 00:17:59,706 ♪ Oh, yes... ♪ 481 00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:02,242 Ryan, I need you to bowl for me. 482 00:18:02,276 --> 00:18:03,243 I'll never bowl again. 483 00:18:03,277 --> 00:18:05,179 -Come on, man. -Why not? What's the big deal? 484 00:18:05,212 --> 00:18:08,282 The story's too horrible to tell. 485 00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:09,649 -Oh, with this stuff. -For fuck's sake, just spit it out. 486 00:18:09,682 --> 00:18:11,285 Yeah, you clearly want to tell it, man. 487 00:18:11,318 --> 00:18:13,020 Fine. 488 00:18:13,053 --> 00:18:14,520 But brace yourself. 489 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:16,556 There I was, 490 00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:18,192 practicing for the state semifinals. 491 00:18:21,996 --> 00:18:23,596 I was on my way to a perfect game. 492 00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:30,636 I was enjoying some chili cheese fries. 493 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:33,040 They were delicious, and I offered some to Ryan. 494 00:18:33,073 --> 00:18:35,242 I accepted, but not realizing 495 00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:37,643 my other hand was in the ball return lane. 496 00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:39,913 I never should have allowed myself such indulgences, 497 00:18:39,947 --> 00:18:41,647 because little did I know, 498 00:18:41,681 --> 00:18:44,051 my ball was returning. 499 00:18:51,158 --> 00:18:53,293 It pinched it really bad. 500 00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:55,628 I had a nasty bruise for a week. 501 00:18:55,661 --> 00:18:56,930 -That's it? -That's why you won't bowl? 502 00:18:56,964 --> 00:18:58,132 -You pinched your finger? -You pinched your finger 503 00:18:58,165 --> 00:18:59,266 -and you won't bowl? -Big deal, man. 504 00:18:59,299 --> 00:19:01,235 I'll bowl for you... Dennis. 505 00:19:01,268 --> 00:19:02,769 -Okay, fine. -Okay. -Wait, what's happening? 506 00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:04,004 What-what are you saying? What? 507 00:19:04,038 --> 00:19:05,072 - Hmm? - Well, he... 508 00:19:05,105 --> 00:19:06,240 -Nothing. -What? 509 00:19:06,273 --> 00:19:07,607 -N-Nothing. -What's going on? 510 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,910 Liam's gonna bowl for me 511 00:19:09,943 --> 00:19:11,979 because I hurt my hand a little bit. 512 00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:13,813 O-Ow! 513 00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:15,815 Ow, I just, I just twisted my ankle. 514 00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:17,084 -No. -Yeah, and I need Ryan, 515 00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:18,651 I need Ryan to bowl for me. 516 00:19:18,684 --> 00:19:19,819 - No way. No way. - My ankle is hurt, 517 00:19:19,852 --> 00:19:21,255 and I need Ryan to bowl for me. 518 00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,688 -That... -That is bullshit. 519 00:19:26,826 --> 00:19:29,196 This is incredibly weird. 520 00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:51,051 Ryan! 521 00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:53,220 Brother! Brother, what have I done? 522 00:19:56,156 --> 00:19:57,857 No! 523 00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:01,661 What the... 524 00:20:08,102 --> 00:20:09,669 Well, well, well, Dee, it looks like 525 00:20:09,702 --> 00:20:11,004 you're gonna have to roll after all. 526 00:20:11,038 --> 00:20:13,840 Fine. No problem. 527 00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:16,076 Gonna make my team proud. 528 00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:17,677 Oh, well, maybe you will. 529 00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:19,246 Or maybe... 530 00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:20,713 you'll roll a gutter ball. 531 00:20:26,053 --> 00:20:28,821 One pin. That's all. 532 00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:30,390 You can do this. 533 00:20:30,424 --> 00:20:32,859 -Gutter ball. -No. No. 534 00:20:32,893 --> 00:20:34,827 Just don't think "gutter ball," that's all. 535 00:20:37,464 --> 00:20:38,865 Oh, hi, Dee. 536 00:20:38,899 --> 00:20:41,101 I'm in here, too. 537 00:20:41,135 --> 00:20:42,635 Gutter ball. 538 00:20:44,737 --> 00:20:48,308 -Gutter ball. Gutter ball. -Gutter ball. Gutter ball. 539 00:20:49,877 --> 00:20:51,844 You goddamned son of a-- 540 00:20:51,879 --> 00:20:53,813 bitch! 541 00:21:01,388 --> 00:21:02,755 Gutter ball. 542 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,402 -Oh. -No, no... 543 00:21:17,171 --> 00:21:18,939 -No, no, no... -No, no... 544 00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:21,008 No, no, no, no... 545 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,815 I did it! In your faces. 546 00:21:29,849 --> 00:21:32,052 Ha... Uh... What's going on? 547 00:21:32,085 --> 00:21:34,754 -Where'd everybody go? -Frank's having a threesome 548 00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:36,789 in the bathroom with Gail and Artemis, 549 00:21:36,822 --> 00:21:39,759 and, um, yeah, I think the guys went to the Sixers game. 550 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:41,761 What? 551 00:21:41,794 --> 00:21:42,795 Oh, goddamn it. 552 00:21:43,997 --> 00:21:45,731 Well, why aren't you celebrating? 553 00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:46,967 Um... 554 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,503 yeah, honestly? 555 00:21:49,536 --> 00:21:52,272 I don't give a shit about women's sports. 556 00:21:52,306 --> 00:21:54,341 Well...