1 00:00:02,983 --> 00:00:05,087 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:08,360 [Chet] In other news, Tinseltown is coming to Philadelphia. 3 00:00:08,393 --> 00:00:11,567 Hollywood stars Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are here 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,706 promoting their alcohol brand, Dos Hombres. 5 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:17,278 [reporter] Hey, Bryan, how does it feel to be the kingpin of mezcal? 6 00:00:17,311 --> 00:00:19,716 Oh, no, no. No, no. Don't-don't put that on me. 7 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,252 No, I'm just a simple actor. 8 00:00:21,286 --> 00:00:23,189 This, this is the man, 9 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,425 -the brains behind the whole operation. -No. 10 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,662 -No, no, no. -Yeah, it is. 11 00:00:25,695 --> 00:00:27,431 [Aaron] It's a team effort. 12 00:00:27,464 --> 00:00:30,337 Wow. Hollywood celebrities right here in Philly, huh? 13 00:00:30,370 --> 00:00:31,540 -I don't love it. I mean, -Yeah. 14 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:32,776 why can't they stay in their lane? 15 00:00:32,809 --> 00:00:34,478 Why do they have into come into our lane? 16 00:00:34,513 --> 00:00:36,249 The celebrity booze thing's a little out of control. 17 00:00:36,282 --> 00:00:38,654 It's a total sellout. I mean, a complete cash grab. 18 00:00:38,688 --> 00:00:40,592 Any idiot could take a bottle of booze, 19 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:43,764 slap a celebrity's face on it and-and make a fortune. 20 00:00:43,798 --> 00:00:45,535 -I mean, we could do it if we wanted. -Oh, we know more about booze 21 00:00:45,568 --> 00:00:46,837 -than these two guys, probably. -Are you kidding me? 22 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,373 Look, yeah, is there an opportunity 23 00:00:48,406 --> 00:00:49,776 for us to create a booze of our own, right? 24 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:51,814 And go pitch those guys? Yeah, of course there is. 25 00:00:51,847 --> 00:00:54,252 -It would be so easy. -Yeah. -It would be so easy, you know? 26 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:55,521 And could we do something like that? 27 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,124 -Also, yes. Absolutely. -Yes. Yes. 28 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,460 -Of course, we could, you know. -But I mean, 29 00:00:58,494 --> 00:01:00,698 are we gonna go do something like that? 30 00:01:00,732 --> 00:01:02,268 -Yes, we're gonna do that, yeah. -Of course we are, yes. -I think we should. 31 00:01:02,301 --> 00:01:03,303 -I think we should. -It's already happening. 32 00:01:03,336 --> 00:01:04,806 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:27,251 --> 00:01:28,621 Okay, guys, I think we can all agree we need to 34 00:01:28,654 --> 00:01:30,290 come up with a brand that is representative 35 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:33,396 of who we are as people and as businessmen. 36 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:36,369 Now I ask you guys this: what's the first word 37 00:01:36,402 --> 00:01:39,275 that comes to your mind when you are trying to describe us? 38 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,346 -Premium. -Mm, I was gonna say that, dude. -Premium. 39 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:42,749 -I was gonna say premium. -You were gonna say that, too? 40 00:01:42,782 --> 00:01:44,151 -[Mac] Yeah. -And look, hey. 41 00:01:44,185 --> 00:01:46,122 Listen, man, you're spot-on. Premium. 42 00:01:46,155 --> 00:01:49,261 Yes, our brand will, of course, be a premium brand. 43 00:01:49,295 --> 00:01:51,700 Now, what is the most premium alcohol ever invented? 44 00:01:51,734 --> 00:01:52,836 -Goldschläger. -Goldschläger. Yeah. 45 00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:54,539 Goldschläger. All right, hey! 46 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,442 We're all on the same page here. 47 00:01:56,476 --> 00:01:57,812 -Yeah, we think-- -This is good, I like this. Okay, yeah. 48 00:01:57,846 --> 00:01:59,816 Swiss cinnamon schnapps liqueur 49 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:01,654 with drinkable flakes of gold floating in it. 50 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:03,658 My God, what's more premium than that? 51 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,695 -Yeah, nothing. -Nothing, right? 52 00:02:05,728 --> 00:02:07,565 Here's a pitch. Okay, I can get a bunch of nickels 53 00:02:07,599 --> 00:02:09,770 and I could smash them up and put them into a 'schläger. 54 00:02:09,803 --> 00:02:11,406 Right? We call it Nickelschläger, 55 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:13,678 and we pitch it as, like, the working man's spirit. 56 00:02:13,711 --> 00:02:15,380 And, you know, nickels are, they're easy to find 57 00:02:15,414 --> 00:02:16,850 and, uh, just as shiny. 58 00:02:16,884 --> 00:02:19,155 Well, that sounds disgusting, and, uh, 59 00:02:19,188 --> 00:02:21,426 -potentially dangerous as well. -Yeah, I'm-a try it, though. 60 00:02:21,459 --> 00:02:23,330 Listen, I think I've pinpointed a small market trend 61 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:24,800 that we could corner but that could 62 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:27,539 also totally represent us. 63 00:02:27,572 --> 00:02:29,208 I'm talking about a blend. 64 00:02:29,241 --> 00:02:30,845 A blend? 65 00:02:30,878 --> 00:02:32,682 -Oh. Blends. -Yes. Blends, blends. 66 00:02:32,716 --> 00:02:34,185 -Blends! -Yes. 67 00:02:34,218 --> 00:02:35,588 Blends are very popular these days. 68 00:02:35,621 --> 00:02:37,191 Wine blends, whiskey blends, you know? 69 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,728 So let me ask you this: 70 00:02:38,761 --> 00:02:41,533 what is the second-classiest drink in the world? 71 00:02:41,567 --> 00:02:42,936 -Jägermeister. Yes. -Jägermeister. Yeah, yeah. -Jägermeister. 72 00:02:42,969 --> 00:02:44,573 -Jägermeister, yeah. -Amazing, yes. 73 00:02:44,606 --> 00:02:46,209 It's the 'meisters and the, 74 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:47,946 and the 'schlägers and the schnapps. 75 00:02:47,979 --> 00:02:49,883 I mean, those are the drinks that make people feel high-end, 76 00:02:49,916 --> 00:02:51,954 you know, like they're on a European ski adventure, right? 77 00:02:51,987 --> 00:02:53,758 -[all laugh] -Yeah, it's true. -Yeah. 78 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:56,229 Those drinks that make people feel premium, you know? 79 00:02:56,262 --> 00:02:59,903 So I say we do a blend of all the most premium drinks. 80 00:02:59,936 --> 00:03:02,241 We put them all together, and we make one drink 81 00:03:02,274 --> 00:03:05,414 called Paddy's SchlägerSchnappsterMeister. 82 00:03:07,418 --> 00:03:09,455 -That's brilliant. -That's so smart. 83 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:11,225 -Well, because it-it blends them -Dude, that is really smart. It's fun. 84 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,595 -all together, like you said. -Who's thought of that? 85 00:03:12,629 --> 00:03:14,499 -It's a lot of fun, right? -It's elegant. 86 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:16,369 It definitely feels like you're in Switzerland or something. 87 00:03:16,402 --> 00:03:17,772 -Yeah, yeah. -Great, so you guys get it, okay. Great. 88 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,509 So I-I'm so glad we're on the same page with this. 89 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:21,345 So, here's the thing. All we got to do 90 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:23,383 is get those celebrity guys' blessing and boom-- 91 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:26,255 we are off to the races, we're gonna be rich men, but 92 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,659 I don't think we should approach them 93 00:03:27,692 --> 00:03:29,328 without being fully funded first. 94 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:31,399 So our first test is gonna be landing a big fish 95 00:03:31,432 --> 00:03:32,802 who can finance this whole operation. 96 00:03:32,836 --> 00:03:36,543 and I know just the guy. 97 00:03:36,577 --> 00:03:38,346 [chuckles] 98 00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:39,683 -[phone vibrating] -♪ I want money ♪ 99 00:03:39,716 --> 00:03:41,553 ♪ Lots and lots. ♪ 100 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:43,524 -Yo. -[Dennis] Yo, Frank, 101 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,926 I got you on speakerphone with, uh, Mac and Charlie. 102 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,665 -Where are you right now? -I'm in the sky. 103 00:03:47,699 --> 00:03:48,901 -In the sky? -What? 104 00:03:48,934 --> 00:03:50,337 [Dee] That's right, dicknips. 105 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:51,940 We're in the sky on a private plane 106 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:53,811 -on the way to Aruba. -[Charlie] What the hell, Frank? 107 00:03:53,844 --> 00:03:55,515 -Why you taking Dee? -[Dee] Um, because 108 00:03:55,548 --> 00:03:56,950 I'm more glamorous than you guys. 109 00:03:56,984 --> 00:03:58,687 Frank recognizes that and so he invited me. 110 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:01,292 I was on my way to the jet, 111 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,697 she overheard me talking about the flight 112 00:04:03,731 --> 00:04:06,570 -and she glommed on. -Yeah, you know what? We don't care. 113 00:04:06,603 --> 00:04:08,774 Uh, Frank, we have a business proposition for you, pal. 114 00:04:08,808 --> 00:04:09,943 Frank, how would you like to invest 115 00:04:09,976 --> 00:04:12,582 in a celebrity alcohol brand? 116 00:04:12,615 --> 00:04:14,820 No, I don't know about that. 117 00:04:14,853 --> 00:04:17,257 I-I once had Greg Louganis 118 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,898 as the face of my apricot brand in the '80s. 119 00:04:20,932 --> 00:04:23,369 But when he cracked his noggin at the Olympics, 120 00:04:23,403 --> 00:04:25,508 the business took a nosedive with him. 121 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:26,810 Okay, well, we're talking about 122 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:28,413 a much bigger celebrity than that, okay? 123 00:04:28,446 --> 00:04:29,983 We're talking about a household name here. 124 00:04:30,016 --> 00:04:32,287 Have you ever hear of a little show called 125 00:04:32,321 --> 00:04:34,726 Malcolm in the Middle? 126 00:04:34,759 --> 00:04:37,331 Have I? Changed the game. 127 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,569 -Changed the game, Frank. -That it did. That it did. -[Mac] Yes. Yes. 128 00:04:39,603 --> 00:04:41,607 -It did change the game. -That it did. One of the greatest shows of all time. 129 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,476 Well, listen, the dad from that show is in town 130 00:04:43,511 --> 00:04:45,413 and we're gonna be pitching him tonight. 131 00:04:45,447 --> 00:04:47,351 And Malcolm. He's here, too, although he's all grown up now, 132 00:04:47,384 --> 00:04:48,721 -so you might not recognize him. -Yeah. 133 00:04:48,754 --> 00:04:50,457 Dang, that sounds pretty glamorous. 134 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,929 -I'd like to hang with celebs. -Shut up, Dee. 135 00:04:52,962 --> 00:04:54,833 -[Dennis] Shut up, Dee. -[Charlie] Oh, God, shut up, Dee. 136 00:04:54,866 --> 00:04:56,937 [Mac] Shut your mouth or I will shut it for you! 137 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:59,074 When you get back, Mac's gonna shut it for you! 138 00:04:59,108 --> 00:05:01,312 We're gonna shut your mouth and we're gonna sew your lips shut! 139 00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:02,615 -[Charlie] Just shut up. -Shut up! 140 00:05:02,649 --> 00:05:04,418 -Shut up! -All right, well-well, 141 00:05:04,451 --> 00:05:07,324 you know, if you can get, uh, Malcolm and his dad 142 00:05:07,357 --> 00:05:09,361 on the hook, bring them to me at the jet. 143 00:05:09,395 --> 00:05:10,865 When I land, we'll talk shop. 144 00:05:10,898 --> 00:05:12,000 -[Mac] Oh, good. -[Charlie] Nice, dude. 145 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:14,371 -Big fish landed! -All right! 146 00:05:14,405 --> 00:05:16,475 How are they gonna bring them to Aruba? 147 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:19,549 We were never going to Aruba. We're circling Philly. 148 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:23,524 Oh, my God. There's The Linc! 149 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,628 What the hell, Frank? Why are we circling Philly? 150 00:05:25,661 --> 00:05:27,866 I got to put enough miles on the jet 151 00:05:27,899 --> 00:05:30,505 to make it look like I went to Aruba and back. 152 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,974 It's a tax thing. 153 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:33,844 Then why don't we just go to Aruba and back? 154 00:05:33,878 --> 00:05:35,615 Wouldn't that make more sense? 155 00:05:35,648 --> 00:05:37,519 I have things to do in Philly. 156 00:05:37,552 --> 00:05:39,523 But I don't want to circle Philly for hours. 157 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:41,359 Hey, look, first you nag me to get on the plane, 158 00:05:41,392 --> 00:05:42,929 now you're nagging me to get off. 159 00:05:42,962 --> 00:05:44,398 Just-- No dice. 160 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,904 -We're circling Philly. -Oh, goddamn it. 161 00:05:46,937 --> 00:05:49,943 ♪ I want money, lots and lots of money... ♪ 162 00:05:49,976 --> 00:05:52,080 It is popping off in there, man. It is popping off. 163 00:05:52,114 --> 00:05:54,151 Actually, Charlie, I would also love for you 164 00:05:54,184 --> 00:05:56,523 -to pop off that hat. -No, dude, you said dress nice. 165 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,393 I want to be able to tip my cap to these guys 166 00:05:58,426 --> 00:05:59,996 -when I meet them. -Yeah, but you look like a limo driver. 167 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:02,467 -Whatever, dude. I look good, man. -[sighs] 168 00:06:02,502 --> 00:06:04,506 You guys want to hit some of this, too, by the way? 169 00:06:04,539 --> 00:06:06,743 -The hell is that? -It's Nickelschläger, man. 170 00:06:06,777 --> 00:06:08,547 It's delicious. I've been drinking it all day. 171 00:06:08,581 --> 00:06:10,383 Throw that shit out. Do not bring that up in the pitch. 172 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:12,154 -I'm gonna pitch it. -Dude, do not-- Don't-- 173 00:06:12,187 --> 00:06:13,757 Oh, goddamn it. 174 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:16,062 -[scanner beeps] -Oh. 175 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:18,433 -Over here, sir. -Okay, you know what? That might have been this. 176 00:06:18,466 --> 00:06:21,439 Uh, here, I'll give it to you, I guess. Uh, don't mind me. 177 00:06:21,472 --> 00:06:23,577 -Anything in your pockets, sir? -No, no, I'm good. 178 00:06:23,611 --> 00:06:25,748 -I'm good, I sh-- -[device beeping] 179 00:06:27,552 --> 00:06:29,823 Uh... 180 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,560 Guys, why is it going off on my stomach? 181 00:06:31,593 --> 00:06:33,564 Because you have a belly full of nickels. 182 00:06:33,597 --> 00:06:35,701 Oh, right. Shit. Okay, you know what? Um... 183 00:06:35,735 --> 00:06:37,170 I'll make myself throw up and then I'll get-- 184 00:06:37,204 --> 00:06:39,441 Should I throw up here or, uh... 185 00:06:39,475 --> 00:06:40,778 All right, I'm gonna go outside 186 00:06:40,811 --> 00:06:41,980 and-and I'll meet you guys back in. 187 00:06:42,014 --> 00:06:43,717 -[scanner beeps] -Great. 188 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,588 Good riddance. He looks ridiculous anyway. 189 00:06:45,621 --> 00:06:47,090 Yeah, well, you don't look that much better, pal. 190 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:49,094 I mean, what-what, what is going on with that suit? 191 00:06:49,128 --> 00:06:52,434 Oh, I'm going for a "Jordan in the '90s" look. 192 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:55,140 I mean, who's more premium than MJ, right? 193 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:57,444 Now, I'm thinking that I go pitch a fashion line 194 00:06:57,477 --> 00:06:58,847 and sort of expand 195 00:06:58,881 --> 00:07:00,885 -into a lifestyle brand. -No, don't do that. 196 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:02,855 Okay? Let's just-- Uh, can we stick with the one thing? 197 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,726 -Just stick with the one thing, please. -They're celebrities. 198 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:07,130 -They're gonna get the look. -I know they're celebrities. 199 00:07:07,164 --> 00:07:08,601 I'm not saying they're not celebrities. I'm saying-- 200 00:07:08,634 --> 00:07:09,869 Do you know who Michael Jordan is? 201 00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:11,940 -Yes, I know who-- -Then why are you 202 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,544 -fighting me about this? -Can we just go get in the meet-and-greet line? 203 00:07:13,577 --> 00:07:14,713 It's already getting long as shit. Come on. 204 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:20,925 -[cackles] -Frank. 205 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:22,127 -Frank! -What? 206 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,731 How much longer? 207 00:07:23,764 --> 00:07:26,536 -Three hours. -Oh, my God. 208 00:07:26,570 --> 00:07:27,905 Can I watch what you're watching? 209 00:07:27,939 --> 00:07:29,074 'Cause the Wi-Fi is not strong enough 210 00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:30,611 for me to watch anything. 211 00:07:30,645 --> 00:07:32,180 You should have downloaded movies, then. 212 00:07:32,214 --> 00:07:34,886 I mean, I also have to go to the bathroom. 213 00:07:34,919 --> 00:07:37,725 Well, that's not good. Bathroom on the plane is busted. 214 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:40,598 -W-What? -Yeah, but you can use the emergency can. 215 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:41,867 Where's the emergency can? 216 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,504 -You're sitting on it. -What? Wh-- 217 00:07:43,537 --> 00:07:45,508 You just pull that cushion up and, uh, get that 218 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:47,077 privacy screen over there. 219 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,814 Is it a number one or a number two? 220 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:50,751 It's a number one. 221 00:07:50,785 --> 00:07:52,154 Eh, let 'er rip. 222 00:07:52,187 --> 00:07:54,058 It's still gonna go out in the air anyway. 223 00:07:54,091 --> 00:07:56,095 Are you sure you don't have any food anywhere? 224 00:07:56,128 --> 00:07:57,899 Why don't you sniff around back there? 225 00:07:57,932 --> 00:07:59,502 What's this? 226 00:07:59,536 --> 00:08:00,971 -What's that? -There's a can of something. 227 00:08:01,005 --> 00:08:02,809 Oh, that's an old can of oysters from another flight. 228 00:08:02,842 --> 00:08:04,979 -A can of oysters? -Yeah, go ahead, have them. 229 00:08:05,013 --> 00:08:06,650 Ugh, goddamn it. 230 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:09,188 [Dennis] All right, all right. 231 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,223 -Getting pretty close here. -Okay, now, 232 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,660 just go with me here, Dennis. 233 00:08:11,693 --> 00:08:13,029 I want you to picture it, all right? 234 00:08:13,062 --> 00:08:15,568 It's a whole lifestyle ecosystem. 235 00:08:15,601 --> 00:08:16,970 -No-- -With booze and suits 236 00:08:17,004 --> 00:08:19,241 and apps that link you to personal trainers 237 00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:21,178 who make you look good in the suits. Premium. 238 00:08:21,212 --> 00:08:22,849 -Dude, this is what I'm saying. -No, listen, can we please, 239 00:08:22,882 --> 00:08:25,253 please, please just stick with the blend? 240 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:27,558 -Stick with the blend. -This is a blend of ideas. 241 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:28,994 Yes, but it's a blend of too many ideas. I don't even 242 00:08:29,028 --> 00:08:31,232 know what you're talking about half the time. 243 00:08:31,265 --> 00:08:32,969 -I'm talking about branding, bro, it's branding. -I know what you're-- 244 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:34,071 You know what, actually, you just keep 245 00:08:34,104 --> 00:08:35,674 your mouth shut the whole time. 246 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,244 Just keep your mouth shut, I'll do the talking. 247 00:08:37,277 --> 00:08:39,014 We do the firm handshake, right? 'Cause that's essential 248 00:08:39,048 --> 00:08:40,751 to setting tone for a good pitch. 249 00:08:40,785 --> 00:08:42,588 Got to have a firm handshake. And then that's it. 250 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,659 I do the talking, and don't say a goddamn thing 251 00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:46,195 about booze and suits and apps. 252 00:08:46,228 --> 00:08:48,099 -Here we go. -Oh, okay. 253 00:08:48,132 --> 00:08:49,836 -Thank you. -Thanks, ladies. -Thank you so much. 254 00:08:49,869 --> 00:08:51,840 -Uh, all right. Come on, guys. -[Dennis] All right. 255 00:08:51,873 --> 00:08:53,076 -Okay, here we go. -Hey, there, fellas. -Hey. 256 00:08:53,109 --> 00:08:54,879 Hi, uh, hello to you, kind sirs. 257 00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:56,883 -[chuckles] -Let's do a... 258 00:08:56,917 --> 00:08:59,154 -Oh, uh... -No. 259 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:02,260 No, I'm sorry, we-we don't shake hands. So... 260 00:09:02,294 --> 00:09:04,599 Uh, well, that kind of throws off my whole thing. 261 00:09:04,632 --> 00:09:06,570 I think-- We can't kick this off without a firm handshake. 262 00:09:06,603 --> 00:09:08,172 -Why don't you just-- -I really don't mind shaking his hand. 263 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:09,876 How many times do we have to go through this? 264 00:09:09,909 --> 00:09:12,047 -We're not shaking hands. -We're not shaking hands. 265 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,049 -We don't know these people. -Don't know you. 266 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:14,719 -Sorry. -Oh. 267 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:15,988 Wow, look at that suit. 268 00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:17,290 -Yeah. Look at that. -I love that. 269 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,562 I'm not supposed to talk. 270 00:09:19,596 --> 00:09:21,031 -[Dennis] I didn't say-- I didn't say-- -I'm not supposed to, either. 271 00:09:21,065 --> 00:09:23,002 Oh-- Come on, let's get this going. 272 00:09:23,035 --> 00:09:24,271 -He's-he's kidding. He's kidding. -Uh, yeah, so-so... 273 00:09:24,304 --> 00:09:26,108 -He's kidding. -Oh, yes. He, uh, just... 274 00:09:26,142 --> 00:09:28,112 -Yeah, but-- -Come on, everybody say, "Dos Hombres." 275 00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:30,116 -Oh, uh... -[all] Dos Hombres! 276 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:31,586 -All right, you can get -Thanks so much. -Yeah, so, we have a-- 277 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,922 the photos with the QR code that way. 278 00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:34,291 -There you go. -No, I don't need a photo. 279 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,761 Actually, I-I just wanted to pitch you-- 280 00:09:35,795 --> 00:09:38,600 -I-- -All right, hey. All right. 281 00:09:38,634 --> 00:09:39,869 What just happened? 282 00:09:39,903 --> 00:09:41,172 You blew it, dude. You choked. 283 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:43,342 I didn't choke, no. It was... Malcolm. 284 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,146 He was throwing me a weird vibe. 285 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:46,950 -Yeah. He's very aggressive. -He's super aggressive. 286 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:48,921 He's, like, he's, like the alpha dog, dude. 287 00:09:48,954 --> 00:09:50,156 -I didn't like that. -Malcolm's not in the middle. 288 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,060 -He's on top. -He's on top. 289 00:09:52,094 --> 00:09:53,864 -Shit. -You know what, let's-let's get back in the line. 290 00:09:55,835 --> 00:09:57,872 [coughing] 291 00:10:01,045 --> 00:10:03,182 Oh. Hey. 292 00:10:03,216 --> 00:10:04,351 Hey. 293 00:10:04,384 --> 00:10:06,723 Hey, buddy. [clears throat] 294 00:10:07,925 --> 00:10:09,294 Hey, can I ask you something really quick? 295 00:10:09,328 --> 00:10:11,232 -Yeah, sure, man. What's up? -Uh, hey, listen, 296 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,802 I've been throwing up for a little bit. 297 00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:14,171 Ugh, dude, sorry. 298 00:10:14,204 --> 00:10:15,708 Yeah, I-I actually kind of can't stop. 299 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,344 I think I'm having a reaction to the metals. 300 00:10:17,377 --> 00:10:18,947 But, uh, my real problem is, like, 301 00:10:18,981 --> 00:10:20,951 no matter how much I hurl, like, the nickels 302 00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:23,189 -keep coming out. -Nickels? 303 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,160 Oh, yeah, it's a 'schläger play I got going. 304 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:26,797 So, hey, look, can you do me a favor? 305 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,634 On my next hurl, you know, do you-- 306 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,671 could you see if you see any loose change in there, you know? 307 00:10:30,704 --> 00:10:33,342 'Cause, like, I-I really got to get a extra set of eyes on this. 308 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:35,246 -I can't help you. All right? I-I'm waiting for somebody. -Please, please. 309 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,683 -Sir, I'm begging you, please. -It's not happening. 310 00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:39,054 Listen, man, I can't help, all right? 311 00:10:39,087 --> 00:10:40,223 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 312 00:10:40,256 --> 00:10:41,392 What the hell?! 313 00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:43,196 -Damn it! -Oh! Hey. 314 00:10:43,229 --> 00:10:44,666 -Hey, man, hey, hey. -Come here. 315 00:10:44,699 --> 00:10:45,868 Come here. Look at this. Look at this. 316 00:10:45,901 --> 00:10:47,337 -Okay. Yes, sir. -Look at this. 317 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:48,740 They're gonna ding me for the cleaning fee. 318 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:49,843 -All right? -Ah, yeah, look at that. 319 00:10:49,876 --> 00:10:51,011 Peace and love, peace and love. 320 00:10:51,045 --> 00:10:52,815 -Damn it! -I'm sorry! Hey, hey. 321 00:10:52,849 --> 00:10:54,384 -Just say by my car. Stay by my car -Hey, hey. 322 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:55,754 -Hey, hey! -and watch this, I got to figure this out. 323 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,090 -Get by the car. -Okay, okay, okay. 324 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:57,825 I got your car. I'll watch your car. 325 00:10:57,859 --> 00:10:58,961 Yeah. [coughs] 326 00:10:58,994 --> 00:11:00,998 [grunts] He was a big boy. 327 00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:02,835 -Jesus. [coughing] -Damn it. 328 00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:04,238 [Charlie groans] 329 00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:06,375 Hey, man, are you the Dos Hombres driver? 330 00:11:06,408 --> 00:11:08,079 Who? 331 00:11:08,112 --> 00:11:09,682 You know, the Malcolm in the Middle guys. 332 00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:12,387 Yes, I am. 333 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,924 Come on, come on. 334 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:16,730 The dad did like my suit. 335 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,001 Would you shut up about the dad and the suit? 336 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,403 -Thank you very much. -[Dennis] What are they doing? 337 00:11:20,436 --> 00:11:21,873 -Oh, great. Okay. -[Dennis] Damn it. 338 00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:23,009 They're wrapping things up. 339 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,779 That's great. We blew it. 340 00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:27,183 We totally blew our one shot. Goddamn it. 341 00:11:27,217 --> 00:11:29,321 Hey, I think I just saw Jalen Hurts. 342 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:30,925 -What? Seriously? Where? -Yeah. 343 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,160 Dude, he just went into the bathroom. 344 00:11:32,194 --> 00:11:33,830 I'm sure that was him. 345 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,701 Okay, uh, listen. We're gonna pivot, all right? 346 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:37,137 I mean, Jalen's a better fit for our Philly-based brand anyway, 347 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:39,174 -don't you think? -Yeah. 348 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,443 -Let's go talk to Jalen. -Let's get Jalen. 349 00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,147 Come on, let's go. 350 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,284 -[urinating] -Jalen. -Yeah, 351 00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:46,055 so, hey, listen, uh, I know this is a little weird, 352 00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:48,292 us bum-rushing you in the bathroom like this, but, uh... 353 00:11:48,326 --> 00:11:50,263 You always were good against the rush. 354 00:11:50,296 --> 00:11:52,033 [laughs] Now, that is true. You are good against the ru-- 355 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,071 Now, you're not gonna get away from us, though. [laughs] 356 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,908 We gotcha. 357 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:57,177 That was a joke. Um... 358 00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:59,014 [urinating continuing] 359 00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:01,485 Okay, uh, well, listen, uh, we-we just, uh, 360 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:02,955 we wanted to pitch you 361 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,193 a-a really great business opportunity. 362 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:06,997 Yes, now imagine this lifestyle: 363 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,067 you're on a Caribbean island in an ill-fitting suit. 364 00:12:09,101 --> 00:12:11,907 No, no, st-- no, uh, Jalen, we're not-not here to... 365 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,142 -pitch you a lifestyle. -[toilet flushes] 366 00:12:16,081 --> 00:12:18,352 -Gritty? -Wait... 367 00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:20,023 -What the hell is this? -Wh-- I... 368 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:21,325 I thought you said Jalen Hurts came in here. 369 00:12:21,358 --> 00:12:22,929 Is he in one of the other stalls? 370 00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:25,033 I don't know, I must have gotten them confused. 371 00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:26,201 How do you confuse a young Black man 372 00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,805 with a giant orange monster? 373 00:12:27,838 --> 00:12:29,374 -Uh... -[squeak] 374 00:12:29,408 --> 00:12:32,047 Okay, Gritty, picture yourself on a Caribbean island. 375 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,384 -Don't pitch Gritty! We're here to talk to a celebrity. -[toilet flushes] 376 00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:37,090 -Gritty's just Gritty. -[squeak] 377 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:40,163 What-- Oh, hey, Jalen! Jalen! There he is. Jalen! 378 00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:42,334 -Ah, we just missed him. -What are you talking about? 379 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,338 -That was not Jalen Hurts. -Yes, it was. 380 00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:46,208 Oh, don't take his side, Gritty. 381 00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:48,479 -Well, he's right. -That was definitely Jalen Hurts. 382 00:12:48,513 --> 00:12:49,949 Uh, you know what, Gritty, we don't need you anymore. 383 00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:51,352 Why don't you take a hike, pal? 384 00:12:51,385 --> 00:12:52,989 -Appreciate it. -[squeak] 385 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,525 -[phone ringing] -Goddamn it. 386 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:56,061 Hold on a second. Oh, it's Charlie. 387 00:12:56,095 --> 00:12:57,498 What-- Wait, wait, wait. 388 00:12:57,531 --> 00:12:59,234 -What do you want, man? -[Charlie] Hey, uh, 389 00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,372 Dennis, uh, get to Frank as fast as you can. 390 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,376 I have Malcolm and his dad. 391 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,146 -Are you serious? -I'll explain later. 392 00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:06,816 Just-- I'll delay them as long as I can. 393 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:07,985 [Aaron] Hey, could you maybe just 394 00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,121 not be on the-the phone? 395 00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:10,390 -Yeah? Okay. -Oh, yeah. 396 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,960 Of course, sir. Yeah, I got to go. 397 00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:13,396 -Please? Thank you. -Uh, sorry about that. 398 00:13:13,429 --> 00:13:14,932 -Very unprofessional. -Thank you very much. 399 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:16,101 -Uh, apologies. -Yeah, that's okay. 400 00:13:16,135 --> 00:13:17,370 [sniffs] 401 00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:18,874 Does it smell funky in here? 402 00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:20,376 Very funky. 403 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,548 -Oh, you guys picking up an aroma? -Yeah. 404 00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:24,251 -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, all right. 405 00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:25,521 You-- There might be a funk to it, Mr. Malcolm. 406 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,558 I did vomit in here earlier. 407 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:30,430 Oh, oh, great. Thank you for that. 408 00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:34,004 Wow. And my name is not Mr. Malcolm, it's Aaron. 409 00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:35,874 [Charlie] Okay, I got you. Yeah, yeah. 410 00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,177 We can go by whatever code name 411 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,847 you feel most comfortable with, sir. 412 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,416 You know, I can't imagine the pressures of being 413 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,320 -a Hollywood celebrity. -Oh, oh, please, please, please! 414 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,523 -[horn honks] -Watch the road, watch the road. -Oh, yeah! Shit! 415 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,861 -Jesus. -Pardon my language. 416 00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:47,832 Yeah, sorry about that. Uh, pardon my driving. 417 00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:49,869 I haven't driven a car in a long, long time. 418 00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:52,307 I-- We really got to start vetting these drivers. 419 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,545 Okay? If we're driving around in these crappy town cars 420 00:13:54,579 --> 00:13:56,516 with lunatics and now we're flying coach? 421 00:13:56,549 --> 00:13:57,585 -Counterpoint. -Coach? 422 00:13:57,618 --> 00:13:59,589 I do like the grit. 423 00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:01,258 -[Aaron] Oh, my God. -Don't you? 424 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:03,162 I mean, it's associating with the common man. 425 00:14:03,195 --> 00:14:04,464 -Talking about me? -Yes. 426 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:06,335 -Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 427 00:14:06,368 --> 00:14:08,039 -Absolutely. -When I first stepped onto the boards 428 00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,009 in the Great White Way of Broadway... 429 00:14:10,043 --> 00:14:13,182 -Oh, and here we go again about Broadway. -Was I in the role 430 00:14:13,215 --> 00:14:14,919 -of Richard III? No. -Were you? No? 431 00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:16,321 -Slipping it in, of course. -No. 432 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,025 -I was his understudy. -Okay. 433 00:14:18,059 --> 00:14:19,595 -[groans] -I never really got to be on stage. 434 00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:21,198 -Okay. -But I was very close. 435 00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:23,035 -You had to earn it, huh? -[laughs] 436 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:25,440 -You had to earn it. -It's all about the work, isn't it? 437 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:26,576 -See? He's working, we're working. -Yeah, right? 438 00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,179 Yeah, we're-- We are working. 439 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:30,617 Now, you can never forget where you came from. 440 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,022 -Remember how you got here? Remember, huh? -Yes. 441 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:36,061 This clown lost all of his money playing slots 442 00:14:36,095 --> 00:14:38,600 -at Pechanga. Yeah. -It-- I-I-- 443 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:40,637 [Aaron] No, you have a problem. You know you have a problem. 444 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,942 The first step: admitting you have a problem. 445 00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:46,115 I admit I am a servant to the gods of chance. 446 00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:47,450 I pray at their altar. 447 00:14:47,484 --> 00:14:48,954 -Yeah, way too much. -Come on, baby. 448 00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:49,989 -Way too much. -Yeah, come on, baby! 449 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,026 [laughs] Let 'er roll! 450 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,897 -Let 'er rip! -No, this guy was a week away 451 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,101 from sucking off tourists, okay? 452 00:14:56,135 --> 00:14:58,907 -Oh, my God. -To pay his rent, and you know that. 453 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,476 Fellas, you're not gonna have to suck anyone off. 454 00:15:00,511 --> 00:15:02,948 I'm taking you guys straight to a private plane today. 455 00:15:02,982 --> 00:15:04,484 -Hmm? -Oh, great. Finally. See? See? 456 00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,523 There you go. Aren't you happy? 457 00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,058 -Doesn't that feel nice? -I'm very happy. Yes. 458 00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:09,662 -[phone ringing] -[Aaron] Finally. Okay. 459 00:15:09,695 --> 00:15:11,966 Sorry, I happen to be getting another-another call here. 460 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,402 -I got to take it. Hello, this is the driver. -[Aaron] Oh, my... 461 00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:16,241 Hey, Charlie! You said to call when we landed. 462 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:18,245 What? We landed? 463 00:15:18,279 --> 00:15:21,218 We landed 20 minutes ago. I'm just gassing up. 464 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,155 Oh, goddamn it, why didn't you tell me that? 465 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,226 I wouldn't have eaten the disgusting oysters. 466 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,529 -Ugh. -You ate those oysters? 467 00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:28,132 What? You told me to. 468 00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:30,336 That can is from a shellfish company I started 469 00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:31,973 with Tony Danza back in the '80s. 470 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:34,111 Tony's Oysters in a Can-za? 471 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:36,081 -It was a catchy name. Didn't go anywhere. -Goddamn you. 472 00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:37,651 Gross. I am out of here. 473 00:15:37,685 --> 00:15:39,221 -[coughing] -[Charlie] Frank? 474 00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:40,289 -Charlie. -Uh, this is Mr. Frank. 475 00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:41,526 He's the owner of the plane. 476 00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:43,295 -Oh, perfect. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 477 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:45,501 Uh, yes, Mr. Frank? I have the father and son. 478 00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:48,540 You got them, Charlie? Bring them over right away. 479 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,276 All right. Ha, ha! 480 00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:52,715 Charlie got Malcolm and his dad. 481 00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,384 -Oh, shit. Are you serious? -[whoops] 482 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,421 -Oh, I'm staying. -What are you talking about? 483 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,392 You've been complaining about getting off the plane. 484 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,096 Now all of a sudden you're staying? 485 00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:01,699 -[coughs] -All right. Hey, guys. Come on. 486 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,169 Let's go. Out of the cabin. 487 00:16:03,202 --> 00:16:04,572 What-what-- I'm not leaving my plane. 488 00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:06,408 Oh, no, we've had this whole situation 489 00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:08,245 where Jalen Hurts felt trapped and he just freaked out 490 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:10,283 -and ran away. -It was not Jalen Hurts, okay? 491 00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:11,686 -It was literally just some Black guy. -I-- It was definitely 492 00:16:11,719 --> 00:16:13,289 -Jalen Hurts. Either way, -It was not Jalen Hurts. 493 00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:14,659 -let's just go. Let's go. -Let's go. Come on. 494 00:16:14,692 --> 00:16:15,293 -Up, up, up. -Ugh, all right, all right. 495 00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:25,614 -Yeah. -[sighs] 496 00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:28,152 Yeah, but I always wonder at whose expense. 497 00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:30,423 You know, when I was making my way 498 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,360 on the Great White Way of Broadway... 499 00:16:32,393 --> 00:16:34,231 -Oh, my God. Jesus-- Hey. -It was hard. 500 00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,767 You know, I-I have an idea. 501 00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:37,671 Why don't you just shut your eyes and go to sleep? 502 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:41,011 And then I will let you know when you can wake up. 503 00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:43,015 -Okay? Shh. -Okay. Thank you. 504 00:16:43,048 --> 00:16:44,685 Okay. 505 00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:46,556 -Oh, but sleep's for pussies. -Geez. 506 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,027 Let's party, am I right? Hey, guys, I'm Dee. 507 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:50,797 Jesus, where'd you come from? 508 00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:52,735 I didn't know we were sharing the plane. 509 00:16:52,768 --> 00:16:54,772 -Yeah, I-- -Ah! [laughs] 510 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,676 Hi, I'm Frank, the owner. 511 00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:58,547 And you don't have to share the plane. 512 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:02,120 This plane, this pretty little bird can be yours 513 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:04,792 for a mere price of $35 mil. 514 00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:06,395 -[Dennis] Sorry, actually, um... -[Aaron groans] 515 00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,299 -It's a beautiful bird. -Hey, guys, don't worry. 516 00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:09,669 We're not-not here to sell you a plane. Frank, please, don't. 517 00:17:09,702 --> 00:17:11,639 Yeah, we want to-- We-we'd sell the plane 518 00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:13,442 -We would, but that's not the point. -if you would go for it, 519 00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:15,146 -you'd buy it. -Just-- We're not selling the plane. 520 00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:16,315 -Okay, we're here to sell you, um-- -A lifestyle 521 00:17:16,348 --> 00:17:18,052 -No, no. -and ill-fitting suits. 522 00:17:18,085 --> 00:17:19,589 -No, no, no, uh, that-that's also wrong. -[laughs] 523 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,124 -We're not selling any of that, okay? -Okay. 524 00:17:21,158 --> 00:17:22,393 -[laughs] -No, no, no. Let's-let's... No. 525 00:17:22,427 --> 00:17:23,563 We're here to sell you a, uh-- 526 00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:25,166 Nickelschläger! 527 00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:26,669 No, goddamn it! None of that. 528 00:17:26,703 --> 00:17:28,272 None of that. Okay, listen-listen to me. Listen. 529 00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:29,307 -Look, we're just-- Listen. -He's the driver. 530 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,844 Let's just start over, okay? 531 00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:32,748 We're gonna start all over, and we're gonna do it 532 00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:34,619 with a firm handshake. 533 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,558 Oh. I'm not supposed to. 534 00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:39,060 -Oh, come on, man. -[Mac] I think you're in 535 00:17:39,094 --> 00:17:40,429 an abusive relationship. 536 00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:43,335 Okay! This is absolutely insane. 537 00:17:43,369 --> 00:17:44,839 Put your hand down, Bryan. 538 00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:47,176 But I don't mind shaking his hand, really, I don't-- 539 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:48,580 No, put it down, you silly little bitch. 540 00:17:48,613 --> 00:17:49,749 Put it down. 541 00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:52,153 -Put it down. -No. 542 00:17:52,186 --> 00:17:53,523 Don't you touch him. 543 00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,661 I said no. 544 00:17:55,694 --> 00:17:58,265 [Aaron] What? Oh, my God. 545 00:17:58,299 --> 00:17:59,835 What is happening? 546 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:02,541 Sit down. 547 00:18:02,574 --> 00:18:04,477 Please, just sit down. 548 00:18:05,346 --> 00:18:07,250 -Y ou want us to sit down? -Sit down, please, 549 00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:09,287 -all of you. -We-we will sit down. 550 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,590 [Dennis] Yeah, why don't we all sit down? 551 00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:13,763 I don't ask for a lot. 552 00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:16,368 An Emmy here, a Tony there. 553 00:18:16,401 --> 00:18:19,341 Little pocket change for the one-armed succubus in Reno. 554 00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:20,544 But you. 555 00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:24,585 You, you're-- It's never enough for you. 556 00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:26,388 You want it all. 557 00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:28,459 And you deceived me into thinking 558 00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:30,897 that-that I wanted it all, too, and I don't. 559 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:34,237 And you took charge of our little operation, 560 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:36,174 and ever since then, 561 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:40,116 you've been... you've been controlling my life. 562 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:45,126 You control everything. 563 00:18:47,564 --> 00:18:48,733 Or do you? 564 00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:53,576 Maybe... 565 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,315 you are the one being deceived. 566 00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:59,622 Maybe being the front man 567 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,260 of an alcohol business 568 00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:05,567 places your head so far out in front of you 569 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,372 that you don't even realize 570 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,877 that your neck is exposed. 571 00:19:10,911 --> 00:19:13,950 Enough to be lopped off 572 00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:15,721 by a public 573 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,958 so thirsty to taste the blood 574 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:20,497 of greedy celebrities. 575 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,672 So, when they come-- 576 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,176 and they will-- 577 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:29,515 who are they gonna come after, huh? 578 00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:32,420 The sweet, hapless boob... 579 00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:36,529 ...or the slick-talking, scheming millennial? 580 00:19:37,731 --> 00:19:39,869 [chuckles] 581 00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:42,674 So, I ask you... 582 00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:45,547 ...bitch... 583 00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:50,489 ...who is really in charge here? 584 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,360 [sniffs] 585 00:19:52,393 --> 00:19:55,332 [sighs] 586 00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:56,903 Boom. 587 00:19:56,936 --> 00:19:59,875 And that, my friends, 588 00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,478 is acting. 589 00:20:01,512 --> 00:20:03,449 -[laughs] -What? Wow! 590 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:05,754 -What?! -Wait, wait. 591 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,490 -That was-- -That-that was all fake? 592 00:20:07,524 --> 00:20:09,327 Made it all up. Fake, fake, fake, fake. 593 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,797 No offense, anything I said. 594 00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:11,833 -Oh, no, you're welcome... -I was just joking. 595 00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:13,402 But I do love to perform. 596 00:20:13,435 --> 00:20:15,372 -I do, it's in my blood. -You got the stuff. 597 00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:17,711 Uh, you should consider doing a drama, Mr. Middle. 598 00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:19,414 -You really should consider doing drama. -Yeah. 599 00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:20,851 -That's a good idea. -I think you got the goods, man. 600 00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:21,886 Hey, so listen, do you guys want to invest? 601 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,759 -Boss? -Fuck no. 602 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:27,463 -Fuck no! No. -Fuck no! 603 00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:28,666 [Aaron] Of course not. I don't want to spend 604 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,302 another moment with you crazies. 605 00:20:30,336 --> 00:20:31,572 -Not another minute. -You people are insane. 606 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,643 Get me off this plane. 607 00:21:09,682 --> 00:21:12,654 [crowd chanting backwards] 608 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:18,766 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org