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So sign up for the
Invigaron system today, and take
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the first steps toward obtaining
financial freedom.
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Invigaron-- a business
opportunity as rare as the
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- albani berries themselves.
- What's happening?
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You're, like, a berry salesman
now or...?
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No, I'm a distributor,
Charlie, for a revolutionary new
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- product that changes lives.
- Right. Now explain
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these to me. Oh, those are my new wrenches.
I got those free for sitting
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through a 20-minute
presentation.
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Oh, I get it now.
It's a scam.
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No, no, no, no, no,
it's not a scam at all.
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I also had reservations in the
beginning, but these super
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berries grow in the Andes
mountains, okay?
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Alpacas can survive entire
winters on this shit.
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Oh, shit! So it's like a
super berry, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
Now what kind of superpowers
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are you talking about? Like, do you
survive the winter? Great question.
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So is that the only super
power you get, surviving
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winters?
Because I've survived many
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winters without these berries.
No, I think I have an answer
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for all of this stuff, okay?
Okay.
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Charlie, allow me
to demonstrate.
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Oh, you got a thing here.
Come over here and hold
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on to these.
Now, this machine is gonna
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measure the level of toxins
in your body caused by stress.
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All right. Where do I put
my feet?
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Wherever you want.
I'm gonna put them on
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the stool.
Great. It doesn't matter.
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Okay, here we go.
120, 140, 157.
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Oh, shit, Charlie. 157?
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Is that bad?
Yeah, it's not good.
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Guys, I got 157.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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157 what?
Units.
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Units, dude.
Units of what?
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Units of stress!
Ah!
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You're very, very high
in your...
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That's a lot of units!
...in your stress unit.
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But don't even worry, because
Invigaron can help you.
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These berries are chock-full
of antioxidants and
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phytonutrients.
Oh, thank God.
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All right, I'm sold. I'm in.
Of course you're buying it,
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because you're as big of an
idiot as she is.
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You're getting scammed, Dee!
It's not a scam!
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You walked into a room that
you could have walked out of
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with a free set of golf club
but instead you got got.
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Hey, I say we get ourselves
a new pair of golf clubs, huh?
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Yeah, well, we won't get got
though.
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We gonna get. See, Dee, people like
us, we don't get got. We go get.
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That's right. You won't see us getting scammed.
No way.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey-oh! All right, Charlie, I
signed you up for the gold
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member starter kit, okay?
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Good. Yeah.
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Yeah. You know what's
in here?
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Two cases of the juice, four
packs of the energy gel.
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Nice.
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There's a box of shake mix,
and I think they threw in a
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bunch of protein...
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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What are you doing, Charlie?!
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What?
What are you doing?!
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I'm drinking the berry juice
to save my life.
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This is not about berries,
all right?
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You sell it. This is a whole
moneymaking system, okay?
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That's what Invigaron is.
It's-it's about money,
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and it's about, you know,
"wealth creation through-through
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the use of antioxidants,
powerful antioxidants."
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Yeah, uh-huh.
And, you know, we're going
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to "redefine success and-and
change the world."
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You know what?
All those words are, like,
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stressing me out, Dee.
And I can't get more str...
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I'm at 157!
I'm gonna be honest.
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I'm a little confused as well.
Uh, I don't have a firm grasp
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on exactly how this...
It's confusing stuff.
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Where the hell is Frank?
Where the hell is Frank?
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He can help us.
He's, like, a business genius.
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I don't know where he is.
He didn't come home this
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morning.
He took off last night.
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He said he had some dream
or something.
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And, like, he woke up, he's
like, "Ah, Charlie, I got to
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get to the playground."
And he shot out of here.
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Why is he at the playground?
I don't know.
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He told me not to come.
Well, we got to go
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figure it out.
He can help explain all this.
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Yeah, he's good with stuff
like this.
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We're not.
All right, all right,
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let's do it.
I'm drinking this one though.
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Yeah, but don't open any more.
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Frank?
Huh?
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What is this? You're stuck?
Was this your plan?
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No.
What is this?
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How did this happen?
How does anything happen,
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Charlie?
Move past it, will ya?
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I'm afraid that's going
to be impossible.
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Yeah. Where are your clothes?
Why are you naked and stuck
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in a coil?
Just get me out of here.
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All right, well, first
we should do the
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thing because..
Yeah. Charlie and I have
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a couple of business questions
we wanted to ask you first.
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What? Deandra, don't
dick around.
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Get me out of here!
Look, I'll be quick, okay?
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Now, Charlie and I have recently
come into a rare business
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opportunity, and we were hoping
you could clear a couple things
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up for us.
Can you look at that?
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It's a pyramid scheme.
It's not a pyramid scheme.
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It's a reverse funnel system.
Turn it upside down.
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Oh, shit!
Goddamn it! Shit!
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All right, you've been duped,
suckers.
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You're the sucker, okay?
You're naked and you're stuck
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in a coil! All right, calm down, calm down.
Look, Frank is there any way,
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you know, to get out of one
of these schemes?
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All right, what you got to do
is round up a couple of suckers
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and get 'em hooked.
Dummies with deep pockets
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are the best.
What about Ben the Soldier?
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Well, he's as dumb as
you can get.
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Yeah. He's dumb as bricks, that guy.
He's so stupid.
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All right, let's do it.
That's good.
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We'll get him, and I'll get,
like, a pulley or a rope, and
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we'll just yank you out of there
or something, all right?
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Get me out of here.
Yeah. Hold on, hold on.
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Charlie, whoa, think about this.
If we get him out of there,
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how do we know he's gonna keep
helping us?
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Well, what do you mean?
If we get him out of there,
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he might scam us further.
We don't know.
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He's a business mastermind.
I don't know what he's got
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going on.
Shit, that's a good point.
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I mean, what's he doing
in that coil, you know
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what I mean? He wouldn't say.
He could be up to something.
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I say we leave him stuck in
there just for a few more days
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so we can leverage him for
business advice...
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Right. We keep him contained.
That's right.
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If we need questions,
we just go to him.
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That's right.
All right, all right.
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Hey, uh, Frank, we'll be
back in a couple days to help
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you out, okay, buddy?
No, no, no, no!
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Deandra, I don't have a
couple of days!
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It's Saturday coming up.
There's gonna be kids here!
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Hey, guys.
You here for the presentation?
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I'm Harris Marder.
Save it, bozo.
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We're here for the free
golf clubs.
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You got exactly 20 minutes
to do your little song
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and dance.
We're just gonna tune out, so
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why don't you give us a wave
when you're finished.
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Or don't.
What's the point?
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I'd just be wasting my time.
I mean, obviously,
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you two are smart. 19 minutes and 50
seconds, clown. Don't get me wrong.
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Invigaron is great, but you got
to put in the hours.
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You fellows strike me more as
men of leisure.
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Obviously.
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Well, we are.
Yeah, I mean, this guy's got
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the Hawaiian shirt, you with
the killer tan.
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Bet it's killing you guys
to be stuck indoors on a
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beautiful day like today.
It is. So less yapping,
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more golf clubs please.
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Yeah, I get it.
And you know what?
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Because you guys are such great
sports, I'm gonna throw in a
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coupon for a free round of golf
at the Dusty Dunes Resort
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in Orlando.
You guys been to Florida?
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Been there? Not physically.
If you want, I can set you
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up with one of their private
villas.
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Private villa.
Whatever. That's pretty nice.
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Look at that.
Oh, it is nice.
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Did you know that the average
rate for a hotel room 30 years
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ago was $19?
Today it's $237.
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That's a 1,300% increase.
So it's not inconceivable to
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think that in another 30 years,
a week at a hotel runs you
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20 grand.
That's not inconceivable.
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That's... crazy. That's very,
very conceivable. Really?
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Okay, but not for you guys.
You'll be locked in at $1,400
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annually.
Wait. We would be?
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Yeah. I'm not talking about
taking a vacation, guys.
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I'm talking about owning
a vacation.
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And, look, if you're still not
comfortable with the numbers,
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you just double down.
You get two weeks, sell
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that second week, boom, you're
vacationing for free.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Mac, I think this guy just bent
himself over a barrel
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a little bit.
He did?
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Yeah, for our pleasure.
Follow me here.
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Okay, so if we buy a second
week, and we sell that, we're
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vacationing for free.
What happens if we buy
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a third week and sell that?
We're getting paid
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to vacation!
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Oh, shit!
You guys, I... I've actually
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never thought of it like that.
I know!
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I'm not sure I can make that
deal.
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The deal's locked in.
Deal's done.
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I'm gonna write in "three..."
Write in "three weeks."
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Three here... that's done!
Yeah, right?
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Put three on...
You got got!
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You thought we were a bunch of
suckers, but guess what?
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Oh, God.
We're not.
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We just bought three weeks of a
time-share.
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So you did.
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Not a great turnout.
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No, not-not a great turnout.
You know why?
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Nobody gives a shit about free
soup, Charlie.
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People want golf clubs and
concert tickets.
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Don't knock the soup, all
right? Da'Maniac's here.
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He's sucked down, like, three
bowls of it.
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Yeah, he is here.
And why is he here, Charlie?
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Well...
Nobody wants to buy something
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from a deranged wrestler.
Why would you invite him?
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I didn't invite him.
He just drifted in.
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I guess he was...
Just looking for soup.
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...looking for free soup,
yeah, free soup.
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All right.
You know, drifters...
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All right, let's just get it
going, all right?
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Yeah. Hello, everyone.
Thank you so much for coming
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today.
Each one of you has been
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hand-selected to potentially
join our Invigaron team.
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"What is Invigaron?" you may be
asking.
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Charlie?
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Hello, everyone.
I'm Dee, and this is Charlie.
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And as you can tell by our
huge mansion, we're insanely
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loaded. But it wasn't always this way.
We used to be losers, like all
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of you people. And then we discovered
the Invig...
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Invigaron!
And it all starts with the
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berries. The berries are the most delici...
I'm sure you're all excited
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to learn more about the
Invigaron system.
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What the hell happened to my
part, Dee?
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Yeah, I had to do some
reshoots.
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You are way too hung up on the
berries.
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The success of the Invigaron
system is largely due to the
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simplicity of its origins.
Using a multi-tiered
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distribu...
...multi-level market...
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...the Invigaron system...
...multi-level...
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Invig...
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I'm Andy, proud owner of my
own mountain, where...
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Did a couple reshoots of my own.
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Proud owner of my own mountain,
where I'm a magical bean farmer.
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Berries!♪
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Does the sophisticated
business model of Invigaron
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confuse you?
You don't need to understand how
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Invigaron works, because
somebody above you does.
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So ask less questions, and make
more money.
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There we go.
Okay.
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Well, I wasn't quite
finished, there's...
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Still not convinced?
Well, guess what?
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The Invigaron system is also a
pyramid scheme.
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"What's a pyramid scheme?" you
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ask.
All right, basically a house
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of cards where the dickheads at
the bottom do all the work, and
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give all the money to the smart
guys up at the top.
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All right? Now, will you get... Don't
just be successful. Be berry...
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You won't need a pot of gold.
But still amazingly badass...
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So do...
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There we go.
All right, any questions?
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I have a question.
Uh, how do I get in on this?
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Uh, you probably don't,
because you need money.
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Ben, how many boxes am I gonna
put you down for?
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I don't really understand
what I'm buying.
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You saw the video.
Was the video not clear?
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The video was pretty clear,
Charlie.
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You think maybe it's your
stress?
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Do you want to check your
photon levels?
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Oh. Yes.
Yeah.
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Yeah, you could be stressed.
It... okay.
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Here you go.
Okay.
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Uh, where should I put my feet?
Dee, where do his feet go?
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The feet go wherever.
What is it with the feet?
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Thank you for this business
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opportunity.
I will not let you down.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Sir, you need to pay for the
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product, you can't just take it
out of here.
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Roger!
Roger that.
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He's just... he's just
leaving the bar.
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He just stole the berries. That's not g...
Oh!
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Oh, 107.
Hey, man, that's pretty good.
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What? Don't...
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Healthy guy over here.
Charlie, no, that's terrible.
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He's very stressed out and he
needs to buy the product and eat
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the berries.
Oh, shit!
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I-I'm sorry. Um, I don't think this is for me.
Oh, goddamn it!
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If 107's bad, I got to eat
more berries.
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Stop eating berries!
You've had enough berries!
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I just don't understand.
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Is it a sexual thing?
No, just get me the hell out!
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It doesn't matter!
Matters to me; I don't
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think I can move past it.
We came here for a reason.
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Let's just jump into it, all
right?
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All right.
Frank, we have a very
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exciting real estate opportunity for
you in sunny Orlando, Florida. Yes.
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How would you like to spend one
week out of the year living the
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high life at your own private
villa at the Dusty Dunes Resort?
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You guys bought a time-share?
Well, yeah.
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Yeah. How can you all be so gullible?
No, no, no, no.
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No, this is different, Frank.
This is different.
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Tell him.
This asshole tried to sell us
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one week.
We took the prick for three.
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You did?
You took him for three weeks?
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Dennis thought of it.
You think he didn't want to
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sell you as many weeks as
possible?
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No, I don't think he...
I told you that might have
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been a concern, I...
No, I know, but I...
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The whole way over, you said
that's...
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All right, fine.
Well, look, I didn't come here
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to be criticized by a man stuck
in a coil!
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Are you gonna buy a week or not?
No, I'm not that stupid.
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We don't need this.
We're out of here, Frank.
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Screw you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I-I-I can help you.
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Yeah?
I can help you. Yeah.
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Help us how?
I'll give you a premium lead
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on a deep-pocket dummy.
Premium lead?
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That's business talk.
We need premium leads.
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Yeah. Who? You promise to get me out of here?
Yeah, yeah, Frank, we
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promise.
What do you think, we're
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gonna leave you in a coil?
Give us a name.
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Ben the Soldier.
All right?
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Ben the Soldier, huh?
Yeah.
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Well, yeah...
That's pretty good.
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It is?
Yeah.
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He's very, very dumb.
I mean, think about it.
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He went over there, probably
saw some pretty serious carnage.
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He's gonna have some bad PTSD.
If we trigger that, he'll be
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putty in our hands.
Right, whatever.
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Okay, get me out of here.
No.
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Nah. Nah.
Nah.
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No.
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Wait, whoa, whoa. Where you going?
You just got got, Frank.
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Yeah.
Uh, you played your hand a
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little too early, sucker.
We'll come back when we need
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you again.
That's called leverage.
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Right.
That's business talk.
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Yeah, thought you were good
at that stuff.
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The kids are coming! What...
I know.
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The kids!
The kids will be here!
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Now listen.
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We just need to trigger his PTSD
a little bit, all right?
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Get him all jumbled up.
Couple of sudden movements.
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Loud noises.
Exactly.
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Hey!
Hey!
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Ben!
It's so good to see you, man.
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How are you?
Come on in.
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Have a seat on the couch, why
don't you?
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Okay.
All right.
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Oh, my God!
Hi.
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Da'Maniac.
Yeah, I know.
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What are you doing here?
Well, I've come for the
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presentation.
Gonna be really cool, huh?
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Oh, it's... it's sort of...
geared specifically towards Ben,
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so...
I like him, too.
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He a good guy, huh?
Nice to see you.
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Yeah.
That's good.
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He's coming in.
Hey, Ben.
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How you doing?
All right, let's just, uh...
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Okay, uh...
All right, listen, so, Ben...
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Um, we would like to offer you a
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week's stay in our time-share
condominium in Florida.
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It's an amazing property.
I mean, when we first saw it, we
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were like, "Boom!"
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Sometimes, loud noises make
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the squirrels go in my head, and
I-I don't fight in the ring
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anymore, but I still fight with
the demons in Da'Maniac's head.
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All right, well, we'll-we'll
try to be a little bit more
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sensitive to that.
I... Yeah.
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00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,226
Um, and we'll keep our voices
down from here on out.
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00:14:05,228 --> 00:14:09,964
Yeah. Uh, Ben, should we talk numbers?
Oh, I don't know.
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Um, and it sounds really nice,
but I'm not trying to make any
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business decisions.
I have a 107 stress level.
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Ooh.
I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't be here.
I-I have to go.
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00:14:21,911 --> 00:14:24,278
Well, wait, Ben, stop. Ben...
Don't go, Ben.
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No, the sunshine state.
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00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,949
Oh, uh, I'm in.
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Oh, no. Well, no. See, Maniac, it's
very expensive. It's, like, $1,400.
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Sold to the Maniac for $1,400.
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00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:38,192
Really?
You know why? 'Cause I can
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pay you in Invigaron.
I don't think you're quite
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understanding.
Uh, this involves you giving us
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cash, not a product that we
would then sell.
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Sure.
See, we need cash money.
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Oh, you're...
We're on the same page.
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Okay.
I don't even understand what
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he's talking about.
Yeah. Hold on one second.
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00:14:54,343 --> 00:14:56,710
No, take your time.
Listen, I think we might have
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been wrong about Dee and
Charlie's little investment.
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I mean, they're out there moving
berries like crazy.
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If those bozos can do it, think
how many you and I can sell.
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We could flip 'em, like, ten
times over.
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That's what I'm saying.
So I say we swindle Da'Maniac
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while we got him here.
Let's get in on Dee and
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Charlie's little game.
Smart.
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Pyramid scheme and a time-share?
We're diversifying our
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portfolio.
That's the thing.
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Okay, all right. Hey, Maniac?
Yeah.
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00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:22,603
Hey, you just got yourself a
deal.
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We're in business together?
Yeah.
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That's so cool.
I'm gonna go grab my stuff, and
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00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:29,276
then, if you wouldn't mind,
could you show me which room is
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mine?
I'd like a big room, if you
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don't mind.
We're gonna have so much fun.
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Invigaron.
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Uh... is-is he under the
impression that our apartment is
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the time-share?
It would appear so.
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Okay, you know what?
We'll deal with that later.
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Let focus on getting Ben to
crack.
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All right, now, between
Da'Maniac stealing our berries
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and these night vision goggles,
we're in a bit of a hole, so
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we got to make this count.
Okay. What's the plan
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exactly?
We're gonna trigger Ben's
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PTSD, all right?
We bust in like Navy SEALs,
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zip-tie his hands, bag over his
head, and then we bash him till
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he buys.
PTSD-- that's so brilliant.
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00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:03,611
How's Frank come up with that
stuff?
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00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,279
What can you say?
He knows business.
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00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:06,814
Okay, ready?
Locked and loaded?
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00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:08,582
All right.
Let's go, Charlie.
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Let's move.
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00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,065
Oh, oh, oh!
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00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:30,104
Hey! What the hell are you guys doing here?
We were gonna try and trigger
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Ben's PTSD and make him buy our
shit.
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00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,008
Good luck.
We've been at it all night.
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00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:36,010
We broke in here, looking like
Arabs, screaming at him.
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00:16:36,012 --> 00:16:39,446
The guy's rock solid. Why did you dress
him like Ebenezer Scrooge? Yeah.
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He was actually dressed like
at when we got here.
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00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,551
He's clearly got some issues.
I just don't know that PTSD is
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one of them.
Yeah, we've been watching
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violent war movies all night to
remind him of the carnage that
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he saw in combat.
I didn't see any carnage.
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00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,559
Um, I actually had a good time
during the war.
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00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:54,495
I got to travel the world, uh,
try new, exotic cuisines.
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00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:56,664
Well, I'm a computer programmer.
What?!
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Goddamn it!
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00:16:58,301 --> 00:17:00,834
Frank told us this dummy was the
key to digging ourselves out of
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our financial debt.
What?
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00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,172
Frank told us the same thing.
Well, that's interesting.
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00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:07,341
So, we're all here doing this
because of Frank.
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00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,143
See, I told you he was up to
something.
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00:17:09,145 --> 00:17:11,111
Hold on a second.
Getting all naked and cramming
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00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,113
yourself into a coil-- that's a
pretty good distraction, right?
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00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,282
Right?
Yeah, and think about it.
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00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,484
He didn't tell us why he was in
that coil.
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00:17:17,486 --> 00:17:19,653
No, no, no.
I just assumed that he went down
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there to pound off in the
nighttime.
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00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:23,090
Yeah, right, right.
Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
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00:17:23,092 --> 00:17:24,992
But now I'm absolutely sure
he had an agenda.
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00:17:24,994 --> 00:17:27,094
I bet he was never stuck in
that coil at all.
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00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:29,363
He's been at the top of the
pyramid the whole time just
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gathering our cash.
Oh, right, right, or at the
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bottom of the funnel.
I'm not sure which way it works.
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00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,336
Bottom of the funnel, top of
the-- they're the same thing.
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00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,304
Yeah, well, I bet you when we
go down there, he's not even in
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there, is he?
No. Hell, no, he's not in
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that coil, but I know exactly
where he will be.
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00:17:41,611 --> 00:17:44,378
All right, everyone, we have
a new addition to the platinum
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00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,213
sales staff, and let me just
tell you something.
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00:17:46,215 --> 00:17:49,116
This guy is an absolute dynamo.
Scam! This guy's a liar!
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00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:51,318
You guys are getting scammed!
You're getting scammed!
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00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,621
Pyramid! Pyramid!
Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
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00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:56,423
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on here?
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00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:58,258
Well, I'll tell you what's
going on.
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We are saving these people from
years of financial rape.
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00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:03,364
Oh, hey, if you want out of
Invigaron, all you have to do is
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00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:04,932
say so.
Wait.
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I do?
Huh?
457
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:10,804
Look, you just, uh, sign this
release form, pay a $200 penalty
458
00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:13,173
fee, your down line will shift
up to me, and then you're free
459
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,109
and clear.
That's it? All you got to do
460
00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:16,477
is sign the document?
Can we do that?
461
00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:18,145
Yeah, does that mean we're
out of the time-share?
462
00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:20,447
Oh, no, no, I'm afraid I
can't help you there.
463
00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:24,284
Those contracts are ironclad.
I'm just relieved you didn't see
464
00:18:24,286 --> 00:18:27,655
the old opt-out clause.
Wait a second.
465
00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:30,658
He just subtly motioned to this
document here-- opt-out.
466
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,192
Oh, no.
Oh, crap, I've said too much.
467
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,995
"Buyer may opt out of the
contract within 72 hours for
468
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:38,699
one-time cancellation fee of
only $2,000."
469
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,068
You figured it out.
Oh, you fool. I have...
470
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:44,405
You didn't think we were gonna see
this, but we outsmarted you. Yeah.
471
00:18:44,407 --> 00:18:47,241
We're a couple of foxes.
All right, you got got!
472
00:18:47,243 --> 00:18:49,476
So suck on that little piece
of sweetness.
473
00:18:49,478 --> 00:18:53,914
You also wrote
"faced" in the memo. Ha! Nice!
474
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,883
Should have known better than
475
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,518
to get involved with a couple
sharks like you two.
476
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,620
You should have. We're just
glad we're out from under Frank.
477
00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,055
Yeah.
Who's Frank?
478
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,023
Oh, "Who's Frank?" he says.
Like he doesn't know.
479
00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:04,658
Come on, everybody.
Frank's the guy who's behind all
480
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,894
this; Frank is the mastermind
in the coil.
481
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,229
I sincerely have no idea what
you're talking about.
482
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,831
Oh, sure you don't, buddy.
Well, guess what?
483
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,700
He might not 'cause Frank...
Uh-oh. Oh, shit.
484
00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:15,269
Oh, you thought we came in mad.
Wait till you see what this
485
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:16,804
monster has to say.
This guy?
486
00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:18,839
What are you talking about?
This guy's the best salesman
487
00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:20,040
I got.
Da'Maniac?
488
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,209
Yeah. He's already got 30
people under him.
489
00:19:22,211 --> 00:19:24,678
I got to thank you all so
much for hooking me up with that
490
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,982
army guy. I got his whole platoon
selling for me. Wait a sec.
491
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:31,051
Da'Maniac's on my down line.
Yup.
492
00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:34,288
I'm rich. I'm rich.
Oh!
493
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:37,224
You got got!
494
00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:39,126
You got got! You got got!
Oh, whoa, one second.
495
00:19:39,128 --> 00:19:41,528
One second, guys.
Actually, he's in my down line.
496
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:43,797
You just bought out, remember?
Shoot!
497
00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:45,566
No, you... Oh!
498
00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:49,203
This guy's good.
Oh, yeah. You know, sorry.
499
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:52,039
I want to get this stuff done
here, and then I'll meet you
500
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:55,676
back at our time-share, huh?
Okay.
501
00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:58,178
Now, what's going on there?
Is he, like, living with you
502
00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,480
guys, or...?
Yeah.
503
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:01,482
He's... It's-it's a whole
thing. Just move past it.
504
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:03,016
That's a hard thing to move
past.
505
00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:04,551
Yeah, doesn't know what
time-share is.
506
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:06,220
All right, but hold on a
second, hold on a second.
507
00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:07,755
Is Frank still the mastermind?
I don't get it.
508
00:20:07,757 --> 00:20:09,523
Is he still in the coil?
No, he's not still in the
509
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:11,091
coil.
Come on, guys, he's definitely
510
00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:13,193
still behind this.
He's probably down in Orlando
511
00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:15,195
enjoying that time-share.
He's long gone.
512
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,664
Right. Wherever he is, he's
having a real good time.
513
00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:19,800
Mm-hmm.
514
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:24,187
Hey! Hey, easy, easy, easy.
515
00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:27,057
I gotta get out of here!
516
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:30,020
Get me out of here!
517
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,317
Get me out of here!
518
00:20:39,714 --> 00:20:50,474
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