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Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.
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It's been one week since
my last confession.
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Okay, my son.
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In the name of the Father, Son and
Holy Spirit, what is your confession?
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I'm fat.
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Oh, great and angry God, I
command thee to smite my friends!
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Now, calm down, son.
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Calm down.
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Let's try and remain composed.
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Okay, Father.
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I'll try, but I can't promise
anything 'cause I'm pretty excitable.
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Also, I'm super pissed because
my friends made me fat.
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How did your friends make you fat?
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Were they force-feeding you?
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Well, no, not exactly.
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This whole thing started because
we became incredibly successful,
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and then they became monsters, which
in turn made them make me fat.
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So, really, I'd like to confess on them,
because they're sinners and pricks.
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Son, I don't think you understand
the purpose of confession.
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Right.
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All right.
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Sorry, Father.
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You need the context.
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Let me start at the beginning.
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Now, my friends and I own and
operate a bar in South Philly.
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And a few weeks ago, we became more
successful than we ever have before.
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It was insane.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Look who's back!
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I scored a shitload of fireworks.
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Out of my way, Frank.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Whoa.
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North Carolina-- what
a hell of a state.
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Not now, Frank.
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We're packed.
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What the shit is
going on around here?
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I really don't get it.
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I don't see how we're so popular now.
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I just can't
wrap my head around this.
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Were we doing anything different?
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Guys, we may have tipped.
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Uh-oh.
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No, this is a good thing.
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This is what happens with
success in business.
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Hmm?
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Okay, if you keep making the
right decisions over time,
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eventually you will get to a point where
you tip, and you become successful.
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It's like that book The Tipping Point.
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I totally buy that.
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I totally-- like, check
out this decision.
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I keep a very clean bar
every day, very tidy.
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I think people respond to that.
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They say, "What was that clean
bar I was at the other week?"
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And then they show up again.
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And then someone says, "Hey,
did you see that clean bar?
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Let's go there."
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And my comedy, you know.
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Like, all my, all my funny jokes
and stuff that I throw out.
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You know, I'm like the cute, funny
waitress who has all these
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one-liners and hilarious jabs I
throw at the customers, and I
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add all that charm to the place.
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That's-That's probably doing it.
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Yeah, good-looking guy like
myself, takes pride in his
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personal appearance, takes pride
in his personal hygiene, has
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great hair.
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You know, you put a guy like that
behind the bar, and people
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will eventually flock to this man.
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That-That's what you're saying, yeah.
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That's what you're saying.
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Sort of.
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I didn't think it was...
No, the point is that we got
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to keep doing what it is that we do.
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Yes.
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No matter how psychotically vain...
Right.
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...or needy and pathetic
or, I mean, just plain sad.
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Well, let's not put labels on
it, 'cause we don't know which
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one is the one that is the most...
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If we keep doing all of it...
Mm-hmm.
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...then we'll keep tipping up.
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Yes.
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Nice.
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In order to maintain this
success, I do think though we
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need to get some rest.
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Let's do the right thing here for
once in our lives, and let's
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go home and get a good night's sleep.
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But that sleep would never
come, Father, because success
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was about to change everything.
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Hey, Charlie, you asleep?
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Charlie, are you asleep?
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No. No.
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I had a great idea.
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I don't want to hear it.
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Frank, I'm a successful man now, okay?
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I need to maintain a certain level
of excellence, so I can't
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have you, like, telling me
terrible ideas all night, 'cause
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that brings me off my excellence, okay?
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Okay, but this is a great idea.
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I don't want to...
We take, we take the M-80s
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that I have, and we stic'em in
some lamb and pa-cha, we blow it up!
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What are you looking to do?
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Like, flash-cook a-a gyro sandwich?
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Yeah.
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That's a good idea.
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Flash-cook a sandwich.
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Oh, my God...
Cook the meat immediately.
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I mean, what you're talking
about is just a meat bomb, and
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that's a waste of a good lamb.
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So if you're done with coming up
with terrible ideas, um, I'm
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going to go back to bed.
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A meat bomb!
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You-You blow it up.
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I mean, like, just take the
thing and stick it...
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I'm going to the crevice!
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No, no, no, no!
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
don't go in the crevice.
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Charlie, don't go in the crevice.
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I'm going in the crevice.
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Come on, don't go in the crevice.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Oh, my God!
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Yello.
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Hey-o.
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It's Mac.
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What's up?
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Hey-o!
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'Sup?!
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Yeah, I'm going to go out and rage.
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Is Charlie there?
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Hey, it's Mac.
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He wants to go rage.
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I don't care.
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I'm in the crevice.
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He's in the crevice.
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Shit, he's in the crevice?
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I'll come out with you.
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We'll go out.
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You and me, we'll go together.
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We'll have a ball.
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Hello?
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I-I'm not seeing how this
relates to your weight gain.
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Uh, I'm telling a story, Father.
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Frank's not a guy that usually
comes up with plans.
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I mean, you want to know all the
key players and how success
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affected them, right?
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Well, I think your time could
be better spent if you focus
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more on yourself.
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But I haven't done very much wrong.
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Okay, you know what, Father?
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I'm just going to plow ahead,
because I'm sensing some
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resistance.
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And Dennis always tells me, never
let someone's resistance
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stop you from getting what you want.
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So, the bar's success continued.
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But Dee's inflated ego about her
comedy was keeping her from
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doing her job.
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Kids these days, they have so
many more choices than we had
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when we were little.
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Am I right?
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Excuse me? Excuse me?
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I mean, it's like, do you
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want to watch Kung Fu
Panda on Blu-ray... Excuse me?
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Oh, my God. Yeah?
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We are still waiting on those beers.
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Yeah, I know.
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Right in the middle of the joke.
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And now where was I with it?
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Can, um, we get those margaritas
that we ordered a while ago, as well?
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That'd be great.
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Yeah.
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Can I finish the joke?
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'Cause the funny part comes at the
end, so you're going to miss
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it if you don't... Right.
No, you-you keep trying to tell jokes and...
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Well, you keep interrupting
me, and that's why I'm not...
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Well, they're not really
landing is what I'm trying to...
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Oh, they're not landing
because I'm not getting to the
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punch line, so if you could just
be patient and let me get it out.
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Kids these days have so many more choices...
No, don't, don't try to
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finish the joke.
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Don't try to finish the joke.
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I'm not even going to listen.
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Oh, I just want my margarita, I
just want my margarita, I just
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want my margarita.
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You know what, you're not
getting your margarita.
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Thanks.
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Why do we have this?
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What is this?
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Dude, where the hell have you been?
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Uh, slept in.
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You slept in?
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It's, like, almost the
middle of the night, man.
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Why were you sleeping in?
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Oh, God.
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Well, because I drank three
bottles of champagne and hung
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out with a stray dog all
night under a bridge, okay?
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It was sweet.
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Can I please get, like, 20
margaritas so this bitch will
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listen to my kid joke?
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Okay, first of all, your
jokes never land, all right?
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So please don't concentrate on
your comedy anymore, 'cause it's
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terrible, all right?
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I'm sorry, I said it.
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Look, can we just do
what we normally do?
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I shouldn't even be
bartending, all right?
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I'm in over my head, I'm yelling
at customers 'cause I'm getting
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a little agitated here.
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Can Dennis please come
here and do this?
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Where is Dennis?
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Dennis is in the bathroom, and
he's been there for, like, an hour.
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Okay, company meeting in
the bathroom, okay, guys?
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Company meeting.
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Let's go.
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Dennis?
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Where are you, bud?
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Company meeting.
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Uh, I'm in here.
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All right, good, man.
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Hop on out. Company meeting.
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I don't want to.
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You have to.
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It's a company meeting.
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You have to... No.
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What's going on in there?
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I'm bashing it.
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Huh?
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I'm bashing it.
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Oh, no. Don't bash.
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Don't bash.
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I'll come out. I'll come out.
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Oh.
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Uh, I saw a couple gray
hairs, and I was, like, "I'll
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eradicate those," and then...
With black paint?
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Well, just-just go
easy on me, all right?
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Don't make fun of me or anything.
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I feel very sensitive right now.
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It's hard to maintain all this.
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You look like Superman.
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Oh, cool. Yeah, right on.
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Well, he was the
original, right, so...?
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The original what?
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S-Superhero. He was, like... Ugh.
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Is that what you're going for?
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No.
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Dude, come on.
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It would be that obvious,
like, if you didn't know me.
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You'd be, like, "Oh, shit.
Maybe that's Superman."
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No, you wouldn't.
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Everyone knows who Superman is,
and they know it's not you.
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Shit. Right.
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Guys, come on.
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Clearly, success is starting
to get to all of us.
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We can't be Superman.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, yeah. No shit.
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I'm running around like
an animal out there.
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I mean, all I'm doing
is serving drinks.
260
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You're supposed to serve
drinks; You're a waitress.
261
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People need their drinks, and we need
a waitress to serve those drinks.
262
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Guys, don't change now.
263
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All right?
264
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We have a certain chemistry
that got us here to begin with.
265
00:08:00,983 --> 00:08:01,982
All right?
266
00:08:01,984 --> 00:08:03,817
We don't need to start...
Oh, that's terrible.
267
00:08:03,819 --> 00:08:06,486
Let's just get back out there and
step it up a little bit, please.
268
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Let's just get back to work,
man, and do what we do, okay?
269
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You're not good.
270
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"Back to work.
271
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Back to work, everybody.
272
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I'm Charlie, and I'm in
charge all of a sudden."
273
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Are you eating in there?
274
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Uh, yeah, I got some donuts and
some M&Ms and some, uh, chips.
275
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I could pass them through
if you want some.
276
00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:28,260
You aren't allowed to eat in here.
277
00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:29,539
I'm sorry, Father.
278
00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:30,540
I-I have enough.
279
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If you want a donut, I
could give you one.
280
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You better put that away and
come back when you're finished.
281
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Okay.
282
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,783
I... I'm done... done.
283
00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:41,653
Uh, so Charlie was up all night
working, and Frank was still
284
00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:45,591
coming up with plans,
and they were not good.
285
00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,863
Oh, shit.
286
00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:51,864
Oh, my God.
287
00:08:51,866 --> 00:08:53,833
It's morning already, huh?
288
00:08:57,405 --> 00:08:58,404
Ow!
289
00:08:58,406 --> 00:08:59,406
Hey, that's good.
290
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,240
You want to do that to people?
291
00:09:00,242 --> 00:09:01,241
What is that?
292
00:09:01,243 --> 00:09:02,242
What are you doing?
293
00:09:02,244 --> 00:09:03,243
It's a plan.
294
00:09:03,245 --> 00:09:04,077
We'll do it to people.
295
00:09:04,079 --> 00:09:06,079
We'll go around... Look at that.
296
00:09:06,081 --> 00:09:06,913
Look at the look on your face.
297
00:09:06,915 --> 00:09:07,913
That's so good.
298
00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,615
Frank, I don't even think
you know what a plan is, dude.
299
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,285
All right, I got something else
I've been working on all night.
300
00:09:12,287 --> 00:09:13,119
Come on, come with me.
301
00:09:13,121 --> 00:09:14,120
Lock up, let's go, come with me.
302
00:09:14,122 --> 00:09:15,955
Don't hit me with the stick again.
Oh, my God.
303
00:09:15,957 --> 00:09:16,956
Okay, Charlie?
304
00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:17,958
All right, look at this now.
305
00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,959
I put two extra stop signs.
306
00:09:18,961 --> 00:09:19,959
Yeah.
307
00:09:19,961 --> 00:09:21,261
Now there's four stop signs.
308
00:09:21,263 --> 00:09:23,263
All right So no cars can go.
309
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,174
Frank, you've just created
a four-way intersection.
310
00:09:34,176 --> 00:09:36,176
If anything, you've made
this intersection safer.
311
00:09:36,178 --> 00:09:37,177
No shit. Oh.
312
00:09:37,179 --> 00:09:40,180
Look, dude, I don't have time
for these shenanigans, all right?
313
00:09:40,182 --> 00:09:41,181
I need sleep.
314
00:09:41,183 --> 00:09:42,182
I'm a success now.
315
00:09:42,184 --> 00:09:43,183
I'm trying so hard not to tip.
316
00:09:43,185 --> 00:09:44,183
Ow.
317
00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:45,184
You need sleep?
318
00:09:45,186 --> 00:09:47,253
Stop hitting me with the
stick, dude, I swear to God...
319
00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:49,189
This is the plan, this is
the one we should have done.
320
00:09:49,191 --> 00:09:51,191
Don't hit me with that anymore. Oh!
321
00:09:51,193 --> 00:09:52,059
That was the one.
322
00:09:52,061 --> 00:09:54,061
You little bitch.
323
00:09:56,568 --> 00:09:59,169
And Charlie was, like, "I'm
gonna jam that stick up your ass."
324
00:09:59,171 --> 00:10:01,838
And then Frank was, like, "Come here,
you little bitch, uh, God damn it."
325
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,674
Don't need to repeat all
of the obscene language.
326
00:10:03,676 --> 00:10:04,675
Oh, I'm sorry, Father.
327
00:10:04,677 --> 00:10:08,479
I... I got lost in the moment
because I'm a natural storyteller.
328
00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:11,548
Oh... Anyway, I was being super
prudent, and I was mapping out
329
00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:14,550
my successful lifestyle-- you
know, champagne, sailing.
330
00:10:14,552 --> 00:10:15,919
I've always wanted to sail.
331
00:10:15,921 --> 00:10:18,521
I was really the only one who
was handling the success with
332
00:10:18,523 --> 00:10:20,256
class, to be honest with you.
333
00:10:20,258 --> 00:10:24,493
When Dee interrupted me with some
lazy plan to get out of working.
334
00:10:24,495 --> 00:10:25,795
Lazy's a sin, right?
335
00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:26,796
Uh, you mean sloth?
336
00:10:26,798 --> 00:10:27,797
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
337
00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:32,568
Dee is guilty of sloth,
and she's pro-abortion.
338
00:10:35,205 --> 00:10:36,138
Hey.
339
00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:37,139
Okay, listen to this.
340
00:10:37,141 --> 00:10:41,577
One sec.
341
00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:45,081
Just picking out the places I want to
avoid when I sail across the world.
342
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,048
No Africa for you, huh?
343
00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:47,049
No.
344
00:10:47,051 --> 00:10:49,318
I don't want to go to any
poor places, you know.
345
00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,487
Successful guy like myself,
I'll have a target on my back.
346
00:10:51,489 --> 00:10:52,488
Right.
347
00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:56,993
So, I guess... Okay. Well...
That's, uh... And, uh, too cold.
348
00:10:56,995 --> 00:10:58,228
Yeah.
349
00:10:58,230 --> 00:10:59,229
Ugh. Too violent.
350
00:10:59,231 --> 00:11:00,597
Yeah, it's hot down there.
351
00:11:00,599 --> 00:11:01,598
Too angry.
352
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,599
Oh, the whole thing?
353
00:11:02,601 --> 00:11:05,602
You're just going to sail around the
United States is what it looks like.
354
00:11:05,604 --> 00:11:10,307
That's all you're... Uh, well, I
probably want to avoid, like, this.
355
00:11:10,309 --> 00:11:11,308
Yeah.
356
00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:12,309
Don't blame you for that.
357
00:11:12,311 --> 00:11:14,311
And I don't know
what happens out here.
358
00:11:14,313 --> 00:11:15,312
Okay, I tell you what.
359
00:11:15,314 --> 00:11:17,514
Uh, while you were planning all
of this, I came up with an
360
00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:20,083
amazing idea that's going
to save everything for us.
361
00:11:20,085 --> 00:11:21,451
You ready for this?
362
00:11:21,453 --> 00:11:24,154
We get ourselves replacements.
363
00:11:24,156 --> 00:11:25,155
That's not a very good idea.
364
00:11:25,157 --> 00:11:26,156
Well, stay with me.
365
00:11:26,158 --> 00:11:28,158
They're not just any replacements.
366
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,227
They'll be the total embodiment
of us in looks and personality
367
00:11:30,229 --> 00:11:33,663
so that we maintain the same group
chemistry and avoid tipping.
368
00:11:33,665 --> 00:11:35,666
So they'll be like our avatars?
369
00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:36,666
Sure, if that helps you.
370
00:11:36,668 --> 00:11:37,667
Let's tell Dennis.
371
00:11:37,669 --> 00:11:40,504
Okay, yeah.
372
00:11:40,506 --> 00:11:41,505
Hey, hey, hey, Dennis, wake up.
373
00:11:41,507 --> 00:11:42,506
I'm not sleeping.
374
00:11:42,508 --> 00:11:43,506
What are you doing?
375
00:11:43,508 --> 00:11:46,143
Why are you hiding under the covers?
376
00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:50,047
Mm.
377
00:11:51,051 --> 00:11:52,950
My God.
378
00:11:52,952 --> 00:11:53,951
Do I look foolish?
379
00:11:53,953 --> 00:11:56,821
Well, what in God's name
have you done to your face?
380
00:11:56,823 --> 00:11:57,822
I got a chemical peel.
381
00:11:57,824 --> 00:11:59,791
You look like a monster, dude.
382
00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:03,195
I was just trying to live up to
all of your expectations of me.
383
00:12:03,197 --> 00:12:04,197
What expectations?
384
00:12:04,199 --> 00:12:06,099
Physical perfection.
385
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,100
What?
386
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,603
Clearly, the success of the
bar has proved that I have
387
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,071
achieved physical perfection.
388
00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:13,707
And now there's nowhere else for
me to go but down from here.
389
00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:16,077
So now I'm hanging on by a thread.
390
00:12:16,079 --> 00:12:19,180
Why don't you lay off the
skin treatments for a while?
391
00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:22,349
Yeah, yeah.
392
00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:25,619
Oh, you don't think I should
mess with my face anymore?
393
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,855
Well, right now it looks
like you're wearing a mask of
394
00:12:27,857 --> 00:12:28,789
yourself over your face.
395
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:29,791
Mm-hmm.
396
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:31,793
Not a good one, not
a nice mask of myself?
397
00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:32,794
Not a good one.
398
00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:35,796
Do you guys think that a normal
mask of me might look good?
399
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,797
Oh, my God.
400
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,799
And if there was,
would you guys wear it?
401
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:39,800
What is happening?
402
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,829
I'm very confused.
403
00:12:41,949 --> 00:12:43,837
I'm going to be alone.
404
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:50,310
Okay.
405
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,813
And without Dennis to shit all
over Dee's ideas with me, I was
406
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:57,685
lured into her very lazy,
slothy, sinful avatar plan.
407
00:12:57,687 --> 00:13:02,356
Mm, I got to say, I like
what I'm seeing here.
408
00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:03,424
Mm-hmm.
409
00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:07,362
Yeah, let me, uh... let me just
fill you in on what we're doing here.
410
00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:10,098
See, Mac and I run the hottest
bar in Philadelphia, and we are
411
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:13,501
looking for a couple of employees
to fill our shoes, literally.
412
00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:15,503
Mm. That said, there's a set
of dumbbells to your feet there.
413
00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:18,839
I'd like you to lift those and curl
them, but don't do it in a normal way.
414
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,241
Now, this is for a
bartending job, right?
415
00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:22,242
Yeah.
416
00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:23,777
Yeah, this is all part of it.
417
00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:24,778
Now, get to work beefcake.
418
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,780
Okay. Guess I can fire
off a couple reverse curls.
419
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:28,781
He said fire off.
420
00:13:28,783 --> 00:13:29,782
I like that.
421
00:13:29,784 --> 00:13:30,783
Yeah, I heard him.
422
00:13:30,785 --> 00:13:31,784
I like that.
423
00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:32,785
Look... look at that.
424
00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:33,785
Excellent.
425
00:13:33,787 --> 00:13:34,786
Oh, man.
426
00:13:34,788 --> 00:13:35,788
He executed those perfectly.
427
00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:36,789
Uh.
428
00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:38,791
That was exactly
what I'm talking about.
429
00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:39,792
I'd like to fast-track him, Dee.
430
00:13:39,794 --> 00:13:40,793
He's perfect.
431
00:13:40,795 --> 00:13:41,794
What? For you?
432
00:13:41,796 --> 00:13:42,795
Yeah, of course.
433
00:13:42,797 --> 00:13:43,796
What do...?
434
00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:44,797
He looks nothing like you.
435
00:13:44,799 --> 00:13:45,798
Well, no.
436
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,701
I mean, since we've been working, I've
been neglecting my fitness regimen.
437
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,969
He understands... No, no, no, no.
438
00:13:50,971 --> 00:13:54,139
You never, ever once in your
life have looked like that.
439
00:13:54,141 --> 00:13:58,143
When I leave the gym, and I
have a full pump... Yeah?
440
00:13:58,145 --> 00:13:59,278
Dee was right though.
441
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:03,283
For me to use that gorgeous
muscle monster as my avatar, I
442
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:04,751
had to put on some serious bulk.
443
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:06,854
So did you go to the gym?
444
00:14:06,856 --> 00:14:08,255
The gym?
445
00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:10,791
Father, when Peter did the
statue of David, he wasn't just
446
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:11,659
hammering at pebbles.
447
00:14:11,661 --> 00:14:15,062
First, he ordered the Jews to bring
him a massive slab of marble.
448
00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:16,063
Okay.
449
00:14:16,065 --> 00:14:17,464
Let's wrap this up.
450
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:18,599
Right.
451
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,601
Okay, so Charlie was
working his ass off.
452
00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:23,570
Uh, but the customers were getting
just as frustrated as he was.
453
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,672
Clearly, the pressures of success
were cracking both he and Dennis.
454
00:14:26,674 --> 00:14:27,573
Hang on a second.
455
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,273
Hang on a second.
456
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,174
I got this guy.
457
00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:30,242
I got my man right here.
458
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,212
You're the one who wanted the, uh, two
Coors Lights and the gin and tonic.
459
00:14:33,214 --> 00:14:33,880
Is that right?
460
00:14:33,882 --> 00:14:34,580
No.
461
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,315
I've been waiting half an
hour for a Jack and Coke.
462
00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:37,717
You've been waiting half an hour?
463
00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:39,118
You've been waiting half an hour?
464
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,353
Well, with an attitude like that, you
can wait another half an hour, buddy.
465
00:14:41,355 --> 00:14:42,788
Hey, this drink tastes like bleach.
466
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:45,624
Because I'm dipping them in bleach
so that I can clean them faster.
467
00:14:45,626 --> 00:14:47,693
I don't have time to
wash every single glass.
468
00:14:47,695 --> 00:14:49,494
I dip it in bleach, then it's clean!
469
00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:50,295
I'm not drinking bleach.
470
00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:51,329
Then get out of my bar!
471
00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:52,197
Get out of my bar!
472
00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:52,998
I don't want to see you.
473
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:53,665
Is that your buddy?
474
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,332
You go with him.
475
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:55,233
No, I don't even know him.
476
00:14:55,235 --> 00:14:56,167
You don't even know him.
477
00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:58,302
Okay, well, become friends,
and you walk home!
478
00:14:58,304 --> 00:14:59,670
Get out!
479
00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:02,606
Unbelievable.
480
00:15:02,608 --> 00:15:03,773
What's going on, man?
481
00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:05,942
What's going on, dude, is
that I'm completely overwhelmed.
482
00:15:05,944 --> 00:15:07,110
I suck at bartending.
483
00:15:07,112 --> 00:15:08,278
I'm going crazy.
484
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,312
Everyone's yelling at me.
485
00:15:09,314 --> 00:15:10,312
They're getting all pissed off.
486
00:15:10,314 --> 00:15:11,647
Why is your face shiny?
487
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,583
I had my skin
peeled off wh chemicals.
488
00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:14,250
Yeah?
489
00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:15,718
Want to know why?
490
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,753
Not really.
491
00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:19,122
Well, it's just, uh, you
know, I've created a level of
492
00:15:19,124 --> 00:15:22,025
success for myself that, uh, I
just don't know if I can live up
493
00:15:22,027 --> 00:15:22,826
to it anymore, man.
494
00:15:22,828 --> 00:15:26,527
My level of excellence is so high
that I'm feeling the pressures, man.
495
00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:28,881
Dude, I'm operating at
such an excellent level.
496
00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:29,549
It's insane.
497
00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:32,251
You know, I'm running at of ten
of excellence, and I'm used to
498
00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:33,285
being at whatever number.
499
00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:35,921
I-I don't even want to be at a--
like, somewhere lower, but whatever.
500
00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:37,956
The point is that I'm not
going to let the bar down.
501
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:38,790
You know what I mean?
502
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:42,927
He being on the tipping point is
about working hard and caring
503
00:15:42,929 --> 00:15:45,065
about that work and really
giving it your all.
504
00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:46,617
Let's get high in the back office.
505
00:15:46,619 --> 00:15:48,118
Let's get high and
drop all this, right?
506
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,424
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
507
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:25,460
Deandra, you got to-- all you
have to do is hold the pigeon,
508
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:28,062
and I stick the M80 under
its wing, I blow it up.
509
00:16:28,182 --> 00:16:28,914
No, Frank.
510
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:30,650
I'm not going to help
you detonate a pigeon.
511
00:16:30,652 --> 00:16:32,818
That would be terrible publicity
for a young comedienne.
512
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,620
Well, you-you don't
have to do anything.
513
00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:37,489
I just-- we stick the pigeon
in there, we run, the flock
514
00:16:37,491 --> 00:16:39,023
blows up, we got a lot of tasty meat.
515
00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:39,691
Hold on, hold on.
516
00:16:39,693 --> 00:16:40,358
Shut up.
517
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,025
We have a pigeon feast.
518
00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:41,793
Shut up. What's going on?
519
00:16:41,795 --> 00:16:42,460
Where is everyone?
520
00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:44,495
I have all kinds of new
bits and no audience.
521
00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:45,662
Oh, shit.
522
00:16:45,664 --> 00:16:46,630
Maybe we tipped too soon.
523
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:47,798
No. No.
524
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,633
I was just starting to
get a taste of success.
525
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,067
I need more.
526
00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:51,735
What's that?
527
00:16:51,737 --> 00:16:52,402
Music.
528
00:16:52,404 --> 00:16:53,270
Coming from in the back.
529
00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:55,005
Back here?
530
00:16:57,076 --> 00:16:58,076
What?
531
00:16:58,078 --> 00:17:00,078
Hey! What the hell are you
ck bags doing back here?
532
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,647
The bar is completely empty.
533
00:17:01,649 --> 00:17:04,917
I'm watching Charlie do his
thing, and it's good, man.
534
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:06,118
It's, like, good.
535
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,554
It looks like we did tip, Deandra.
536
00:17:08,556 --> 00:17:11,090
We might as well sin and get high.
537
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:13,092
I mean, I'm a sinner, too, right?
538
00:17:13,094 --> 00:17:14,093
Oh, ho, ho.
539
00:17:15,797 --> 00:17:16,796
Oh, Mac's the best.
540
00:17:16,798 --> 00:17:17,796
Oh, I love him.
541
00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:18,797
Isn't he?
542
00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:22,000
Also, I'm pro-abortion, so I'm
probably going straight to hell.
543
00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:23,001
Oh, oh, and I got fat.
544
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:24,001
I'm much fatter than Mac.
545
00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:27,071
You're so fat, and, uh...
♪ Oh, big, fat, big, fat Big, fat titties
546
00:17:27,073 --> 00:17:28,005
Big, fat ass. ♪
547
00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:30,007
You got big, fat titties.
548
00:17:30,009 --> 00:17:31,008
♪ Mm-hmm, over here... ♪
549
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,310
And I like to kill
babies, unborn babies.
550
00:17:33,312 --> 00:17:36,380
I'm not exactly sure how that
conversation went, but I imagine
551
00:17:36,382 --> 00:17:37,715
it was along those lines.
552
00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:41,052
The point is, six weeks later,
they dropped a bomb on me.
553
00:17:42,056 --> 00:17:43,055
We're not idiots.
554
00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:44,824
Of course, I'm going to take the
precaution of boiling the blood
555
00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:45,758
before I use it.
556
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,593
Yeah, now, that goes without saying.
557
00:17:47,595 --> 00:17:48,595
No, no, no.
558
00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:50,431
It does not matter if
you boil it, Charlie.
559
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,199
You can't... you can't replace
Frank's blood with bags of blood
560
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,134
that you found behind a hospital.
561
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:55,135
But... wait, wait.
562
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,136
It just won't work.
563
00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:57,971
Dennis, he's not going
to replace my blood.
564
00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,807
He's going to add to it
to make me more virile.
565
00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:00,641
I'm just pumping more in.
566
00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:01,642
Yeah.
567
00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:04,379
So you're just going to be
bursting at the seams with blood?
568
00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:05,380
Yeah.
569
00:18:05,382 --> 00:18:06,381
Oh, yeah.
570
00:18:06,383 --> 00:18:07,382
Hey-o. What's up, bitches?
571
00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:08,383
I did it.
572
00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:10,052
I'm 200 pounds.
573
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,052
I'm as big as my avatar.
574
00:18:11,054 --> 00:18:12,587
What's an avatar?
575
00:18:12,589 --> 00:18:14,656
You know the avatar that we're
going to get to do all of
576
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,791
our work for us, so I can go
sailing, and-and Dee can tell
577
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:19,461
her stupid jokes, and Dennis can
pour more acid on his face.
578
00:18:20,462 --> 00:18:21,461
Are we still doing that?
579
00:18:21,463 --> 00:18:23,463
No. We-We gave that plan
up a really long time ago.
580
00:18:23,465 --> 00:18:25,932
Is that why you've been stuffing
your face for six weeks?
581
00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:28,634
Yeah. I've been trying to get as
big as my avatar, so we don't tip.
582
00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:30,861
Dude, that was, like,
a million plans ago.
583
00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:35,005
All of us, including you-- we've
been engaged in many other plans
584
00:18:35,007 --> 00:18:35,939
and schemes since then.
585
00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:36,940
Wh-Where have you been?
586
00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:38,468
You guys dropped the tipping plan?
587
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:39,148
Yeah.
588
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,545
I thought we were just putting it on
the back burner until I hit two hundo.
589
00:18:41,659 --> 00:18:44,593
Why do you think we've been
calling you fat this entire time?
590
00:18:44,595 --> 00:18:48,141
Wh... Why wouldn't somebody
tell me that we dropped the plan?
591
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,398
Stop chewing on food and
start thinking about what's
592
00:18:50,518 --> 00:18:52,700
going on in the bar, and then you...
593
00:18:52,702 --> 00:18:53,866
Don't-Don't make fun of me, okay?
594
00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:56,639
I'm-I'm busting my ass out
there trying to do the avatar
595
00:18:56,759 --> 00:18:59,201
plan, and-and now you
guys are laughing at me.
596
00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:01,154
But you have candy
coming out of your pocket.
597
00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:03,523
I was hungry.
598
00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:04,558
I was hungry.
599
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,093
Don't laugh at me.
600
00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:07,094
Don't laugh at me!
601
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:08,195
Don't laugh at me.
602
00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:11,199
Is he trying to rip his shirt off?
603
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:12,200
What are you doing?
604
00:19:12,202 --> 00:19:14,202
You guys are going to hell, okay?
605
00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:16,204
You guys are going to hell.
606
00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:17,205
Don't laugh at me.
607
00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:18,206
What are you doing?
608
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,207
"Don't laugh at me."
609
00:19:19,327 --> 00:19:20,838
And that's it.
610
00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:23,146
So, now you understand.
611
00:19:23,148 --> 00:19:24,647
I understand none of it.
612
00:19:24,649 --> 00:19:27,416
Father, my friends totally boned me.
613
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:30,085
They became successful,
egotistical monsters.
614
00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:32,454
They forced me into this avatar
thing, and now they're totally
615
00:19:32,456 --> 00:19:33,388
ditching the plan.
616
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:34,790
But it's all about the avatar.
617
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:35,858
The beefcake avatar.
618
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:38,894
But you weren't going to understand
that unless I told you the whole story.
619
00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:40,897
I'm going to be perfectly honest.
620
00:19:40,899 --> 00:19:43,165
I still don't know what
you want me to do.
621
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,368
Okay, um, let me start at the
beginning, because clearly,
622
00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:46,303
you didn't understand it.
623
00:19:46,305 --> 00:19:50,074
No, no, no, no, no, no
,hat won't be necessary.
624
00:19:50,076 --> 00:19:53,878
Uh, if, uh... if I smite your friends
and absolve you, will you leave?
625
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:54,879
Yeah.
626
00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:57,082
You're absolved, and
your friends are smited.
627
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,050
In the name of the Father, Son
and Holy Spirit, please leave.
628
00:19:59,052 --> 00:20:00,753
Okay, great.
629
00:20:00,755 --> 00:20:03,089
Oh, um, when should I see the results?
630
00:20:03,091 --> 00:20:04,973
What are you talking about?
631
00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:06,326
Well, when does the spell kick in?
632
00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:08,795
Wh-When is God going to shed
some of this weight for me?
633
00:20:08,797 --> 00:20:09,896
Six weeks.
634
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:10,897
Great.
635
00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:12,232
Not hard. Perfect.
636
00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:16,047
Uh, glory unto you, ghost man in
the sky, that created us all and
637
00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,099
pre-determines everything.
638
00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:19,123
I'll see you in six weeks.
639
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:30,509
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