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So he's in the law house, right...

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Oh, please stop talking. Just let me finish my story.

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Describing an episode of Law and
Order in full detail is not a story.

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No, it's so good. First of all,
I think I could be a really good lawyer.

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I'm better than Sam Waterston, I'll tell you that much.

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You want to be a lawyer? Don't you think
you should know how to read or write?

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Objection. Hearsay. That's lawyer talk.
That's the kind of stuff you have to do.

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That serial killer killed another woman last night. Really?

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Yeah. It says here he's targeting young, attractive blondes.

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Okay, that's it. I'm not closing the bar by myself anymore.

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Why? What are you worried about? You don't fit the description.

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I fit the description. No, no. Young, attractive...

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I fit the description. All right.
Well, first of all, you're too big, Dee.

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You're like a... You're like a female Larry Bird.

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There's too much of you. There's not too much of me.

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He would never finish the job. He'd get the job done.

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He'd spend his whole night hacking and sawing.
Then he still wouldn't be done.

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He would open his box of tools and say,
"What tools am I gonna use for this?"

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He could use normal tools. He'd look at
that pile of bones and flesh and say...

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"How many people have I murdered tonight?
" "How is this just one person?"

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Mm-hmm. Well, guess what. You're Larry Bird.

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That's okay, 'cause Larry Bird's an
excellent player. He's an awesome player.

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What's up, bitches? Hey yo!

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Hey. This guy, he got laid last night.

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What? No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. You didn't come home.

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Yes, I did. You're wearing the same
clothes you were wearing yesterday.

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That's what you were wearing yesterday.
These are different clothes.

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Where'd you get those scratches on your neck? What?

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You got scratches on your neck. No, I don't.

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Oh, let me see. No. What?

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I gotta take a piss. I don't have any...

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You guys are... Huh?

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Well, that was weird. Wow.

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He's been acting like that a lot lately. What's gotten into him?

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Serial killing.

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If I'm gonna prove that Mac is guilty,
I gotta apply a little pressure.

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I'm gonna get a chain saw. A chain saw?

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You can't just torture someone 'cause you think they're guilty.

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Oh, don't give me that liberal bullshit.

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Mac is not the serial killer.
He's not smart enough. He's a dumb person.

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And dumb people are not capable of serial killing.

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Oh, yeah? What about the scratches on his neck?
I got a hunch about this.

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You got a hunch? Frank's got a hunch. Let's just convict him.

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Let's carve our best friend to pieces with a
chain saw based on a hunch. Jesus Christ, Frank.

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Dee, why don't you and I use a little textbook psychology?

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And that'll lead us to the real serial killer's doorstep.

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Are you all gonna go against me on this?

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Sorry, Larry Bird. Stop trying to use the Larry Bird thing.

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I don't know. Shh.

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What are you guys talking about?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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Okay, I forgot about this thing that I gotta do, take care of.

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I was thinking about it in the bathroom.
And I figured I should just go deal with it now.

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So I'm just gonna go deal with it now.
I guess I'll see you guys later?

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Okay, bye.

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Oh, if I prove that he is guilty...

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I am gonna torture the shit out of him.

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Hey, you. We need to talk.

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I don't understand. I thought we talked about this.

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We did. It's just that my friends are getting suspicious.

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And I cannot have them find out
that we are dating again. Why not?

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Because of your... Oh, God. Situation down there.

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You mean my penis? Well, you don't have to say it out loud.

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I told you. I'm getting rid of it.

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I know. But when, dude? I feel like
I've been putting a lot of time in here.

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Soon. It takes time. Look, I know that it takes time.

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I've been reading up on the subject.

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But maybe we should just take it easy until then.

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Because of the penis? Oh, boy. There it is.

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The penis. Yes. Because of the pen...

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Okay, listen. Here's the deal.

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I feel like we make out, and it's great. I mean, really great.

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But then things start to get hot and heavy and you scratch me.

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Which is cool. But you're really strong, and it hurts.

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And sometimes... just sometimes... I bump up against it.

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And I... I just can't handle that.

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Really? Because you seem like you can handle anything.

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I mean, with that body.

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Well. Yeah, I mean, physically, sure.

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I mean, I guess I can handle pretty much any situation.

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I mean, I do... work out. So...

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You sure do.

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I don't know. He's been in there a long time.

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You think he's chopping up bodies?
He's not chopping up anything.

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He's not a serial killer. Hey, man.
What'd I tell you about bringing that chain saw?

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Hey, you want to take a picture with it?

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No. We're on an invest... Do you have a camera? Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Absolutely then.

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Yeah. All right. How's this look? Does this look cool?

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Hold it closer to your face and look really crazy.

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Like I'm killing somebody?

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Let me start it and get my tongue... Put your tongue there.

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There he is. There he is. Oh!

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We got ourselves a serial killer.

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No, you don't have anything. That's inconclusive, Frank.

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Look, look. He's guilty as sin.
Look at him. He's sneaking around.

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You gotta have hard evidence. You don't have any hard evidence.

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I'll tell you what you do have. You got a camera.
So let's snap one off, all right?

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Okay, like this? Okay, right.

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Put your tongue closer to the blade.

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Dennis!

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Dee. What the hell are you doing?

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Get outta here. You're gonna blow my cover.

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This seems extraordinarily dangerous.

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Dee, that is the point of being here.

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This is the area of the highest concentration
of murders by the serial killer.

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I know. That's why I feel like a sitting duck out there.
You volunteered for this, Sis.

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If you recall, I didn't want to use you
as the bait. You do not fit the profile.

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I fit the profile, Dennis! That's the right attitude.
Now pull these out or something.

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You need to look sexy for this guy.
Otherwise, he's never gonna... Come on.

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I just feel like this is a very inappropriate
outfit for how cold it is out here.

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Is it cold out here? It's freezing!

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I have a down jacket on, a wool blanket.
It's a very toasty situation I got back here.

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Get back out there, tiger. You can do it. I believe in you.

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Oh, Mac?

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Are you in there?

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We're clear, Charlie. Come on.

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This is an illegal search, Frank.

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What's the decorating motif of this place... prison cell?

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I'm pretty sure you need a warrant to be doing this, buddy.

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What... Why are you wearing those gloves? Fingerprints.

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You think I want some Jew lawyer
crawling up my ass in six months?

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Objection. Extremely racist, man.

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The guy's innocent, all right? You're poking around...

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but there's no point to it 'cause
you're not gonna find anything.

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Oh! And Bingo was his nameo

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The Human Anatomy.

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He's got a half a chapter highlighted...

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on the removal of human genitalia.

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Hey, Frank, what guy hasn't done some extensive
research on his own genitalia? All right?

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Don't say "you," buddy, because I woke up...

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to you doing some pretty frantic research last night, pal.

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We could go tit for tat on that one.
So you better drop that subject.

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All I'm saying is that the book doesn't
mean anything. You got no evidence!

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You got no case, Frank.

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It stinks, that stuff. This stuff is Drakkar Noir, man.

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Damn, girl. Who you with? Oh.

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I think you got the wrong idea. I'm not with anybody.

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Word? Well, lookee here.

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Maybe if you get up off that crack rock,
you can come and be Pepper Jack's best ho.

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Oh, no. I'm not on any crack rock.

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I mean, one... Okay, one time I was hooked on the crack rock.

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But that was because I was trying to
get on welfare and fail a drug test.

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But that stuff, you gotta be careful because it'll mess you.

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Why are you asking? Do you have some on you?

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Hi. Uh, sir, I'm sorry. We're trying
to conduct a little business here.

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Ho. Pepper Jack's trying to conduct some
business here too. You with this cracker?

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No. Well, technically, we drove here together.
But I'm not with anybody.

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You heard it. Your bitch chose me.

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See now, Pepper Jack, I feel like we're miscommunication.

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Bitch, you speak when spoken to now.

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Oh, no. No. Sir, you know what?
We're just gonna get out of here. Dee, let's go.

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Whoa. Now you're not just gonna come
here and take Pepper Jack's best ho.

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You want this ho back, Pepper Jack needs to get paid.

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Pepper Jack, are you serious?
Do Pepper Jack look like he playing?

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I don't think Pepper Jack's playing.

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I feel like Pepper Jack isn't playing either.
No, Pepper Jack is not playing.

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In fact, Pepper Jack about to cut somebody.
Oh, please don't cut.

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Oh, no cutting. That's not necessary. All right, how much?

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Well, what you got? I don't know.
Seven bucks and a stupid thermos.

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Is that Fraggle Rock? Yeah.

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Oh, Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock.

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Listen, I feel like we've been going about this the wrong way.

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I mean, you can't just jump into the mind of a serial killer.

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I feel like you need to walk in his shoes.

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Right. We need to go deeper. We need to eat,
breathe and sleep serial killer.

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Go through all of the steps that this guy
would in order to understand his thoughts.

168
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Yeah. Okay, what's the first step?

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Here's what I think. If I was gonna
start mass murdering people...

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I feel like the first thing I would do is pick a victim.

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Right. We need a victim. We need to
find somebody who we would want to kill.

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Mm-hmm. But who?

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Here you go, Dee. Thanks.

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And shithead. Hope you burn your tongue.

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Sit down. No. What the hell is wrong with you?

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What is wrong with me? What the hell is
wrong with you? I saw you last night!

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You did? So you admit it?

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Yeah. Don't ever admit it, Mac! Don't ever admit it!

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It makes my job that much harder. All right, look.

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You gotta quit this thing, buddy. I tried, dude. I tried.

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But it's like a drug. I just get wrapped
up in the moment and boom, it just happens.

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I don't care what your sick and twisted
reasons are. I don't want to hear it.

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Who else knows about this? Nobody. Just her.

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Well, that's good. She won't be a problem.
She ain't gonna tell anybody.

185
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But I gotta tell you, buddy. Frank's onto you. Frank knows?

186
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Well, he's sniffing around. Oh, goddamn it.

187
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When the time is right, he's gonna come at you,
and he's gonna come at you hard!

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Here's what you gotta do. You gotta deny.

189
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Deny. Just deny it. Just deny it. Deny, deny, deny, deny.

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You just deny it. Deny it to the end.

191
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If you deny something, it means it
never happened. It never happened.

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You gotta promise me something here, buddy. Uhhuh?

193
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You gotta stop.

194
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Well, okay. That's gonna be a little bit of an issue, man.

195
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I don't know if I can promise that. Are you serious?

196
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I want to stop. I just... Okay. Hey, man. Hey, hey.

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Shh, shh, shh. We're gonna get you the help. All right?

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But in the meantime, you gotta give
me the time to, like, build your case.

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You know? To... To help your defense out.

200
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Like, you know, I gotta do my thing. And then...

201
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And then I do some moves.

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Yeah. I'm into it. Okay. Yeah, all right.

203
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What the hell does that have anything
to do with what we're talking about?

204
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Lawyer stuff. It's a great show. Are you gonna help me?

205
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Yeah, man. Are you wearing my Drakkar?

206
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Ooh, ooh, ooh. Accusations.

207
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Well, it's just... Those are no good.

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It's my favorite...

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I'm telling you, Dee, this is a bad idea.
No. We need killing tools.

210
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But you're not using your head. This is serial killing 101.

211
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You don't buy anything that can be traced back to you.

212
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We're not buying anything.

213
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My neighbor Gary works here. He is desperately in love with me.

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We need killing tools, he needs me to
smile at him every once in a while.

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We're gonna take whatever we want for free.
There's gonna be no paper trail.

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That works. I wonder if they have painter's overalls.

217
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How come? Well, my guy's a painter.

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I go from house to house gaining very easy access to my victims.

219
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And more importantly, gaining their trust. Uhhuh.

220
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Who's your guy? Psycho clown.

221
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Psycho clown?

222
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Yeah. I like to dress like a clown when I slaughter.
Now help me grab some killing tools.

223
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The serial killer's probably not a psycho clown, Dee.

224
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Whoa. What do you think of these gardening shears?

225
00:11:58,972 --> 00:12:02,806
I like those gardening shears very much.
But do they cut through bone?

226
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:06,868
Oh, yeah. That's a good question. Hey, Gary.

227
00:12:06,946 --> 00:12:10,109
These shears, they do cut through bone, yes?

228
00:12:10,183 --> 00:12:12,879
Uh, yeah. I guess. Yeah, I thought so.

229
00:12:12,952 --> 00:12:16,046
Gary, my brother and I, we're gonna take these shears.

230
00:12:16,122 --> 00:12:19,319
But we're gonna take 'em on the hush-hush. What?

231
00:12:19,392 --> 00:12:21,383
For free.

232
00:12:21,461 --> 00:12:23,952
Oh, okay. Okay.

233
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:28,399
Get back to work. There you go.

234
00:12:28,468 --> 00:12:31,403
Oh, man. That guy's a pussy. Yeah, spineless.

235
00:12:31,471 --> 00:12:34,099
Hello.

236
00:12:34,173 --> 00:12:35,606
Messy. Too messy.

237
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:37,108
Very messy.

238
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,939
Do you mind if my associate and I ask you a couple questions?

239
00:12:42,015 --> 00:12:45,109
Don't feel compelled to answer any of them, Mrs. Mac.

240
00:12:45,184 --> 00:12:48,119
I will be recording this conversation.
You want a fresh cigarette?

241
00:12:48,187 --> 00:12:50,348
Here, here. Yeah.

242
00:12:50,423 --> 00:12:52,357
I notice you like cherry pie.

243
00:12:52,425 --> 00:12:55,360
Cut the chitchat. My client's clearly
a busy woman. Ask your questions.

244
00:12:55,428 --> 00:12:58,829
In your opinion, ma'am, was your son an angry child?

245
00:12:58,898 --> 00:13:00,866
Objection. Leading.

246
00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:05,267
Did he ever exhibit any hatred toward women?
Irrelevant questioning.

247
00:13:05,338 --> 00:13:07,806
Do you think he was raised in a
dysfunctional family? Move to strike.

248
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,934
Wait a minute. What are you talking about?
Ask her fair questions!

249
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:14,377
I'll give you one question,
and then we're out of here! One question.

250
00:13:14,447 --> 00:13:16,642
You think your son's out there killing people?

251
00:13:16,716 --> 00:13:19,378
Yeah. Oh!

252
00:13:19,452 --> 00:13:21,647
That's it, lady! Damn it!

253
00:13:21,721 --> 00:13:23,552
You just buried me! Chain saw serial killer.

254
00:13:23,623 --> 00:13:28,959
You buried me. That's my whole case! I'll be in touch.

255
00:13:31,097 --> 00:13:33,895
I can't believe you actually dressed like a clown.
You're gonna draw so much attention.

256
00:13:33,966 --> 00:13:36,161
I thought we were getting into the killer's shoes.

257
00:13:36,235 --> 00:13:38,863
But the killer's not a psycho clown, Dee.
That's only in movies... stupid ones.

258
00:13:38,938 --> 00:13:41,873
Oh, really? John Wayne Gacy? He was a psycho clown.

259
00:13:41,941 --> 00:13:44,933
He was an excellent one. Did good work. Come on, Dee, that's...

260
00:13:45,011 --> 00:13:47,878
Yeah, actually, you're right.
He was pretty... Okay, okay. Here she comes.

261
00:13:47,947 --> 00:13:50,541
This is the fun part, Dee. This is the
part that we've been working up to.

262
00:13:50,616 --> 00:13:53,016
This is what all the work has been for.
We're gonna follow our victim.

263
00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:55,020
Uhhuh. And then we're gonna jump her.

264
00:13:55,088 --> 00:13:58,387
And then I'm gonna strangle her and
you're gonna chop her into pieces.

265
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:01,154
Okay, but what are we really gonna do?

266
00:14:01,227 --> 00:14:04,788
Huh? We're not really gonna kill her. What are we gonna do?

267
00:14:04,864 --> 00:14:09,233
Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. That's a bummer. Yeah, you're right.

268
00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:12,601
Let's just follow her for a little.
We'll throw a good scare into her.

269
00:14:12,672 --> 00:14:15,197
Figure out what to do later.
That's just not as much fun as actually...

270
00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:19,734
No. No. I know. It's good enough. Let's do this. Okay.

271
00:15:07,226 --> 00:15:10,286
Oh, my God. My eyes feel like fire.

272
00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:13,093
Dee, if you hadn't been squeaking
around like a goddamn psycho clown...

273
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:16,033
she never would've noticed us. No, this is not my fault.

274
00:15:16,102 --> 00:15:18,161
Everything we do is backfiring. We need a new plan.

275
00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:21,434
No shit, Sis. But what's the plan? What? We need a confession.

276
00:15:21,507 --> 00:15:25,375
What the hell are you doing? I'm spying.
I'm spying on everybody.

277
00:15:25,444 --> 00:15:29,175
And I got good news. I know the killer is Mac.

278
00:15:29,248 --> 00:15:33,275
I got hard evidence. I got a confession from his mother.

279
00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:35,843
Holy shit, Dee. You know what? I just realized something. What?

280
00:15:35,922 --> 00:15:38,254
I know who the killer is. You do?

281
00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:42,283
Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Dee, the real serial killer is Mac.

282
00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:44,955
That's what I just said.

283
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,828
How did we not see it earlier? I don't know.

284
00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:49,094
Whatever! I got a plan.

285
00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:52,001
We gotta set a trap. We're gonna get a confession.

286
00:15:52,071 --> 00:15:55,097
But first, we gotta lure him in on the phone.

287
00:15:55,174 --> 00:15:57,608
Hold that thought, Frank. I just came up with a plan.

288
00:15:57,677 --> 00:16:00,544
Uhhuh. We need to set a trap and get a confession from him.

289
00:16:00,613 --> 00:16:04,447
Ooh, but first, we gotta lure him in on the phone. Yes!

290
00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:07,816
Are you shitting me? Now, Dee, can you do a girl's voice?

291
00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:12,084
Well, this was fun. Right? Mm-hmm.

292
00:16:12,158 --> 00:16:15,218
Now I'm gonna go. Uh, same time tomorrow?

293
00:16:15,294 --> 00:16:18,695
Well, maybe we could go out or something.

294
00:16:18,764 --> 00:16:20,823
You know, to a restaurant. Or... Or to your bar.

295
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:26,031
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah, that's not gonna work.

296
00:16:26,105 --> 00:16:30,701
I'm getting tired of this. I feel like you're
afraid that people will see us together.

297
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:32,710
No. I don't care if people see us together.

298
00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:35,906
I just don't want them to think
that we're dating. We are dating!

299
00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:39,509
I don't think it's too much to ask for you to
keep this quiet, considering your condition.

300
00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:44,045
Look, it's not like I'm ashamed of you. I'm ashamed of myself.

301
00:16:45,791 --> 00:16:48,954
Well, it's over. I don't know what happened, man, but it's over.

302
00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:51,997
What's over? Did you go back? Of course I went back, Charlie.

303
00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:54,658
Damn it, Mac. I told you not to go back.
You're digging me a pretty big hole here!

304
00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:57,760
It doesn't matter, because she won't talk to me anymore, dude.

305
00:16:57,837 --> 00:17:01,432
Well, that's very interesting.
She talks... When did you start hearing voices?

306
00:17:01,507 --> 00:17:03,168
That could actually help us.

307
00:17:03,242 --> 00:17:06,370
What's the I. D? Private. Should I answer it?

308
00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:10,541
Yeah. I'll allow it. Go, go, go. Uh, hello?

309
00:17:10,616 --> 00:17:15,053
Uh, okay. Uh, could you hold on one second?

310
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,885
Some chick named Sandy. She said
we met at the bar the other night.

311
00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:20,858
Speakerphone. Can you do it on
speakerphone for this? Yeah. Okay.

312
00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:23,862
Hey, Sandy. Uh, what's crackin'?

313
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:25,864
This is Mac, right?

314
00:17:25,932 --> 00:17:30,198
Good-looking guy, great sense of humor, really bulky?

315
00:17:30,269 --> 00:17:32,396
Uh, more ripped. Strike that.

316
00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:34,063
Jacked. Irrelevant.

317
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,732
Toned. Exaggeration.

318
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:37,537
I work out. I'll allow it.

319
00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:39,771
Okay. Yeah, that's me. Listen. I was thinking...

320
00:17:39,845 --> 00:17:41,972
maybe you should come over to my place tonight.

321
00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:45,643
There's no one here. I'm all alone.

322
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:48,118
Could you come take care of me? I'll allow it.

323
00:17:48,187 --> 00:17:51,020
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I can take care of you.

324
00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:54,218
Great. Then I'll see you at my place. Great.

325
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:55,783
I'll see you tonight. I'll allow it.

326
00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:57,795
We got him.

327
00:17:57,863 --> 00:18:00,855
Let's get the video camera and get the
hell outta here. Where are we going?

328
00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:03,128
To catch a predator.

329
00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:07,531
Whose apartment is this? My friend Gary's.

330
00:18:07,606 --> 00:18:10,268
Gary the hardware store guy? Yeah. He's, like, never here.

331
00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:12,334
Why do you have his keys?

332
00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:14,709
'Cause he asked me to water his plants when he's out of town.

333
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:17,578
All of his plants are dead. Well, I don't do it.

334
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:20,141
I'm gonna go oil my chain saw. What?

335
00:18:20,219 --> 00:18:23,416
Frank, we don't need the chain saw. Is that what's in that bag?

336
00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:26,856
Oh, we do. Because drawing a confession out of someone...

337
00:18:26,926 --> 00:18:29,895
is like doing a beautiful dance...

338
00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:33,591
a beautiful dance with a chain saw.

339
00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:37,794
He makes less and less sense as the
days go by. I don't get it at all.

340
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:39,462
All right, let's set up. Yep.

341
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:47,372
Gettin' laid tonight. "Come on in. I am horny. "

342
00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:49,505
Giddyap. Hello?

343
00:18:49,582 --> 00:18:52,915
Sandy? Hey, come on in.

344
00:18:52,985 --> 00:18:54,976
Have a seat. I made you some cookies.

345
00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,454
I'm just in here changing into my bikini.

346
00:18:57,523 --> 00:18:59,457
Really? Can I come back? Uhuh.

347
00:18:59,525 --> 00:19:01,652
Oh. Got the wine coolers.

348
00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:03,888
Yummy. Did you bring any condoms?

349
00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:07,160
Ooh, not really into the whole condom thing. So...

350
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,701
Hello, Mac. How are you?

351
00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:11,634
What are you doing, dude?

352
00:19:11,704 --> 00:19:14,673
Why don't you have a seat, enjoy a cookie, have some iced tea.

353
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:17,800
Okay. Who are you here to see?

354
00:19:17,877 --> 00:19:21,108
My friend Sandy. Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh?

355
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:24,479
Is Sandy a young, attractive, blonde girl?

356
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:28,714
I have no idea. Uh, Sandy. Why don't you come out here, please?

357
00:19:29,955 --> 00:19:32,048
Oh. Why hello, Mac.

358
00:19:32,124 --> 00:19:34,388
Not so young and attractive, is she? What?

359
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:37,054
Must be a big disappointment. What is going on here?

360
00:19:37,129 --> 00:19:40,724
What were you planning on doing to Sandy?
What do you think, dude?

361
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,859
Well, according to this phone transcript, Mac...

362
00:19:42,935 --> 00:19:46,098
you were going to "take care of her"?

363
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,835
Yeah. Take care of her. The Human Anatomy.
How about a little light reading?

364
00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:52,878
What are you doing with my book? You know where I got it, Mac.

365
00:19:52,945 --> 00:19:55,004
Tie him up! Come on, Frank.

366
00:19:55,081 --> 00:19:57,515
Tie me up? Jesus Christ! Get the camera away from me!

367
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,517
Before you go, I should tell you I'm...

368
00:19:59,585 --> 00:20:02,952
I'm sorry, Mac. You can't keep running from
this thing. You gotta face this head on!

369
00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:05,957
I'm gonna get you off this.
Don't be afraid to show me your ugly side.

370
00:20:06,025 --> 00:20:09,085
All right. Put that away, Frank. You don't need a chain saw.

371
00:20:09,161 --> 00:20:11,095
You're talking to an innocent man.

372
00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:13,961
All right, Mac. I'm gonna ask you
now 'cause I'm tired and hungry.

373
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,467
I want to go home. I want to wash my
hands of this whole stinking mess.

374
00:20:16,535 --> 00:20:20,528
Did you or did you not snap into an
alternate and distinct personality...

375
00:20:20,606 --> 00:20:23,871
causing you to go on a serial killing rampage?

376
00:20:23,943 --> 00:20:27,344
What? No. What? Yes, you did.

377
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:31,042
You... All right, Mac. You're crazy,
right? You're a crazy person.

378
00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:33,642
Sometimes you're two people.
Let's see the other guy. Let him out.

379
00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:35,880
Let who out? The serial killer, Mac!

380
00:20:35,955 --> 00:20:38,048
Let the serial killer out! I'm not a serial killer!

381
00:20:38,124 --> 00:20:40,649
Then why all the shady behavior? I've been banging the tranny!

382
00:20:40,726 --> 00:20:43,126
I didn't want you guys to find out. No. You're trying to...

383
00:20:43,195 --> 00:20:45,095
What? Ew.

384
00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:47,098
Oh. I don't even know how that works.

385
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:50,693
It's complicated. There's a lot... She tapes it back.

386
00:20:50,769 --> 00:20:52,737
Oh, really? Come on, man. Oh, my God, man.

387
00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:55,069
I've been reading up and... Wait, wait, wait.

388
00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:57,336
Dude, wait. So you're not the serial killer?

389
00:20:57,409 --> 00:21:00,139
No. I just won this case. That means you're a free man.

390
00:21:00,212 --> 00:21:03,704
You're not a serial killer.
See, when I came in... And I was doing...

391
00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:06,512
You guys don't even get it, do you? I'm gonna get a beer.

392
00:21:06,585 --> 00:21:09,748
Dee, do you think this guy's got any beer in his fridge?

393
00:21:09,822 --> 00:21:13,280
No. There's a bunch of severed heads in there. What?

394
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,920
There's about 15 severed heads in there, I'd say.

395
00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:22,598
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's heads in there.

396
00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:24,761
There's a lot of heads in there. A shitload of heads.

397
00:21:24,837 --> 00:21:26,532
We're in the killer's apartment? Yes!

398
00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:28,539
Neighbor Gary? Gary.

399
00:21:28,607 --> 00:21:30,768
Oh, my God. I don't know who Gary is.

400
00:21:30,843 --> 00:21:33,107
Wait. Shh, shh, shh.

401
00:21:33,179 --> 00:21:35,113
I think I hear keys.

402
00:21:42,354 --> 00:21:44,982
What are you people doing in my apartment?