1 00:00:01,559 --> 00:00:04,301 DENNIS: My God, for the love of God, there's two more of 'em. 2 00:00:04,345 --> 00:00:06,129 FRANK: I mean, it's giving me indigestion. 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,696 -CHARLIE: Yeah, man. -MAC: I'm tired of looking at it. 4 00:00:07,739 --> 00:00:09,480 CHARLIE: And where are they even coming from, dude? 5 00:00:09,524 --> 00:00:11,178 It's that new salonthat opened up down the street. 6 00:00:11,221 --> 00:00:12,483 I thought it was gonna be good for business, 7 00:00:12,527 --> 00:00:14,224 -but this is hard to look at. -DEE: I don't even understand 8 00:00:14,268 --> 00:00:16,618 -why you guys give a shit. -Why do we give a shit? 9 00:00:16,661 --> 00:00:18,272 -Yeah. -These women have mutilated themselves, Dee. 10 00:00:18,315 --> 00:00:19,708 It's an abomination. 11 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:21,101 Once you go down that road, it's, 12 00:00:21,144 --> 00:00:23,190 you... there's no turning back. 13 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:25,540 It's just, like, the dumbest hat, too, like... 14 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:27,716 A hat? Are you talking about their hair? 15 00:00:27,759 --> 00:00:30,066 That's hair? Oh, my... I thought that was, like, 16 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:31,198 a little comedy hat or something. 17 00:00:31,241 --> 00:00:33,548 That's their actual hair... Why would anyone do that? 18 00:00:33,591 --> 00:00:36,072 MAC: Wait a second. Poppins? 19 00:00:36,116 --> 00:00:37,682 -Oh, shit. -Oh, my God, it's Poppins! 20 00:00:37,726 --> 00:00:39,554 [laughs] Poppins! He came back! 21 00:00:39,597 --> 00:00:41,338 My dog came back! 22 00:00:41,382 --> 00:00:42,557 How the hell is that dog still alive? 23 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,775 Yeah, Mac, why don't you just 24 00:00:43,819 --> 00:00:45,299 put that poor thing out of its misery? 25 00:00:45,342 --> 00:00:46,778 Put him down? What, are you crazy? 26 00:00:46,822 --> 00:00:48,345 This is my dog, Dee. I love him. 27 00:00:48,389 --> 00:00:49,955 DEE: Well, he doesn't love you. 28 00:00:49,999 --> 00:00:51,131 Comes around every three or four years, 29 00:00:51,174 --> 00:00:52,784 eats a bunch of batteries or whatever, 30 00:00:52,828 --> 00:00:54,569 takes a giant dump on the floor,and then leaves again. 31 00:00:54,612 --> 00:00:57,224 Dee, Poppins comes and goes as he pleases 32 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:58,573 'cause that's his right as a male. 33 00:00:58,616 --> 00:01:00,140 -FRANK: Mm. -Right? 34 00:01:00,183 --> 00:01:02,185 -Women are never gonna get that.-They'll never get it. 35 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,491 Yep. We are hunter-gatherers, Dee. 36 00:01:03,534 --> 00:01:05,145 And if we decide to leave, we're gonna leave. 37 00:01:05,188 --> 00:01:08,148 -Yeah, 'cause that's nature. That's tradition. -That's bullshit. 38 00:01:08,191 --> 00:01:09,279 Traditional roles are ridiculous, 39 00:01:09,323 --> 00:01:10,802 and they're made up by men. 40 00:01:10,846 --> 00:01:12,500 If I want to have a baby and then abandon that baby, 41 00:01:12,543 --> 00:01:14,284 I have the right to do that. 42 00:01:14,328 --> 00:01:17,374 -Oh... -A woman abandoning her child? 43 00:01:17,418 --> 00:01:18,897 -DENNIS: Yeah, that's awful, Dee. -FRANK: That's cheap. 44 00:01:18,941 --> 00:01:20,334 And it's not natural. You know what I mean? 45 00:01:20,377 --> 00:01:21,378 Like those haircuts. I mean, they... 46 00:01:21,422 --> 00:01:23,380 that's traditionally a man's look. 47 00:01:23,424 --> 00:01:25,034 Women can't just adopt it. 48 00:01:25,078 --> 00:01:26,296 You know? I mean, look, it's one thing 49 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:28,168 for, like, a 60-year-old art critic to do it, 50 00:01:28,211 --> 00:01:30,257 but, I mean, these are young, sexually viable women 51 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,389 making themselves no longer sexually attractive to me, 52 00:01:32,433 --> 00:01:35,000 and that upsets the natural balance of things. 53 00:01:35,044 --> 00:01:36,350 -Mm. -DEE: What? No. 54 00:01:36,393 --> 00:01:38,569 If women want to get short, ugly, lesbian haircuts, 55 00:01:38,613 --> 00:01:41,268 then they deserve to do that because it's their body 56 00:01:41,311 --> 00:01:42,921 and, therefore, their choice. 57 00:01:42,965 --> 00:01:44,227 Oh, you're gonna make it about that? 58 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,186 You know what? Killing babies is wrong, Dee, 59 00:01:46,229 --> 00:01:47,404 and God forbids it. 60 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:49,580 FRANK [groans]: Oh, God. 61 00:01:49,624 --> 00:01:50,712 Here comes another one. 62 00:01:50,755 --> 00:01:52,931 -[burps] -[groans] It's too much! 63 00:01:52,975 --> 00:01:54,977 ♪ 64 00:02:15,476 --> 00:02:17,434 MAC: [sighs] I'm telling you, man, 65 00:02:17,478 --> 00:02:18,783 something is wrong with Poppins. 66 00:02:18,827 --> 00:02:21,308 His belly's all big.I've never seen him so run-down. 67 00:02:21,351 --> 00:02:22,657 I mean, it's not like he's never been sick before. 68 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,180 You remember the time he drank an entire pot of coffee? 69 00:02:24,224 --> 00:02:26,182 -That wasn't good. -No, this is different, dude. 70 00:02:26,226 --> 00:02:28,053 -Yeah. -This is... Look, check this out. 71 00:02:28,097 --> 00:02:30,404 [air horn blows] 72 00:02:30,447 --> 00:02:32,449 -Oh, yeah. That's not good. -Nothing. Nothing. 73 00:02:32,493 --> 00:02:34,625 -I mean, it's just like... -[air horn blowing] 74 00:02:34,669 --> 00:02:36,061 Where'd you get the air horn? 75 00:02:36,105 --> 00:02:37,889 Oh, I-I picked it up at the hardware store 76 00:02:37,933 --> 00:02:39,282 -when you were grabbing coffee.-Yeah. 77 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,196 Yeah. Why? 78 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,764 I want to jump-start Poppins's system. 79 00:02:42,807 --> 00:02:44,418 You know? But it's not working.Maybe if I do it longer? 80 00:02:44,461 --> 00:02:46,246 -I'll do it super long, huh? -Uh, you know what? 81 00:02:46,289 --> 00:02:48,335 -What if I feed him my coffee, right? -Mm-hmm. Yep. 82 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,772 You blast him with the air horn,a-and that might wake him up. 83 00:02:50,815 --> 00:02:52,774 Oh, and maybe I'll scream into the other ear. 84 00:02:52,817 --> 00:02:53,992 Okay, yeah. Give it a whirl. 85 00:02:54,036 --> 00:02:55,342 Please don't. 86 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:57,213 Oh, uh, am I not doing it right? 87 00:02:57,257 --> 00:02:58,345 Do you want to give it a go? 88 00:02:58,388 --> 00:03:00,608 Uh, no, I don't. And, yes, you're doing it correctly, 89 00:03:00,651 --> 00:03:03,263 I just prefer you not feed your dog coffee 90 00:03:03,306 --> 00:03:05,613 and blow an air horn repeatedlyinto its ear canal. 91 00:03:05,656 --> 00:03:07,615 Hey, look, if that doesn't makethis dog less sleepy, 92 00:03:07,658 --> 00:03:10,357 -nothing's gonna. -Well, to be clear, 93 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,490 uh, sleepiness is not Poppins' problem. 94 00:03:13,534 --> 00:03:15,623 -Oh, no. Is it a tumor? -[exhales] 95 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:17,494 If it's not, could you say it in that really funny 96 00:03:17,538 --> 00:03:19,714 Arnold Schwarzenegger voice that's, like, so funny? 97 00:03:19,757 --> 00:03:21,150 -[accent]: "It's not a tumor." -You know what I mean? And that always, like... Yeah. 98 00:03:21,194 --> 00:03:22,586 -"It's not a tumor." -It's funny when he says it, too. 99 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:23,805 [regular accent]: Unless it is a tumor, 100 00:03:23,848 --> 00:03:26,155 -and then it's not gonna be funny. -Is it? 101 00:03:26,199 --> 00:03:28,940 Well, uh, there's good news and there's bad news. Right? 102 00:03:28,984 --> 00:03:32,727 Uh, the good news is that Poppins is pregnant. 103 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:34,511 Wait. Poppins is a girl? 104 00:03:34,555 --> 00:03:38,123 Oh, you didn't know your dog was a female? 105 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,822 Oh, nah, I-I could never get underneath that hind leg 106 00:03:40,865 --> 00:03:43,085 -to check. -You don't want to try to get under Poppins. 107 00:03:43,128 --> 00:03:45,087 I mean, one time I tried to give him a belly scratch 108 00:03:45,130 --> 00:03:47,872 -and he bit my thumbnail clean off. -He's a monster. 109 00:03:47,916 --> 00:03:49,439 -Uh, "she." -Say what now? -Huh? 110 00:03:49,483 --> 00:03:51,180 "She-She's a monster." 111 00:03:51,224 --> 00:03:53,922 I can't believe that Poppins is gonna be a father. 112 00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:55,619 -A mother. -What? 113 00:03:55,663 --> 00:03:58,100 -A mother? -He is? 114 00:03:58,143 --> 00:04:02,931 Hmm... Okay. Uh, do you two not understand gender? 115 00:04:02,974 --> 00:04:05,063 -No, I mean... -Well, 116 00:04:05,107 --> 00:04:07,501 -we don't really do gender at our bar anymore. -Yeah. 117 00:04:07,544 --> 00:04:09,416 -Mm-hmm. -Like, gender's so, like, old school. 118 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:11,200 -Like, I-I don't identify... -Um, I'm so sorry 119 00:04:11,244 --> 00:04:13,420 to tell you, uh, the bad news, 120 00:04:13,463 --> 00:04:17,119 is that given Poppins' advanced age, 121 00:04:17,162 --> 00:04:22,298 I'm afraid that she most likelywill not survive the delivery. 122 00:04:22,342 --> 00:04:24,561 -He won't? -Again, she. 123 00:04:24,605 --> 00:04:26,520 And, uh, yeah. 124 00:04:26,563 --> 00:04:29,087 [laughs]: I-I don't think I've ever seen a dog this old. 125 00:04:29,131 --> 00:04:33,091 It's a miracle that shewas evenable to get pregnant, 126 00:04:33,135 --> 00:04:36,138 so when shegives birth, 127 00:04:36,181 --> 00:04:39,446 shewill most likely die. 128 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:44,102 Well, you got to kill those babies, then. 129 00:04:44,146 --> 00:04:45,930 -[inhales] Uh... -What? Dude, what the hell? 130 00:04:45,974 --> 00:04:47,541 I thought you were all pro-lifeand everything. 131 00:04:47,584 --> 00:04:50,979 I am, but this is different. This affects me. 132 00:04:51,022 --> 00:04:54,330 Uh, I'm so sorry, but we don't perform that procedure here. 133 00:04:54,374 --> 00:04:56,201 We can talk to a, like, a doctor, not a nurse. 134 00:04:56,245 --> 00:04:57,986 That's a good idea. Do you have any doctors here? 135 00:04:58,029 --> 00:04:59,204 -Let's go. -I'm a... 136 00:04:59,248 --> 00:05:00,597 Let's go. We'll go find a man. 137 00:05:00,641 --> 00:05:02,425 Okay. 138 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,601 DENNIS: Got some information for you. 139 00:05:04,645 --> 00:05:06,168 -You're gonna want this information. -Great hair. Keep the hair 140 00:05:06,211 --> 00:05:07,517 -the way it is. -Very important information, honestly. 141 00:05:07,561 --> 00:05:09,693 -Keep your hair the way it is. It's really great. -Yeah. 142 00:05:09,737 --> 00:05:11,173 -Oh. Oh... Hi! -Hi... G-Going the wrong way. 143 00:05:11,216 --> 00:05:12,696 -You going in here to get the... Yeah. -I was. 144 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:14,611 Check this out: um, uh, did you know 145 00:05:14,655 --> 00:05:16,613 that hair only grows about six inches 146 00:05:16,657 --> 00:05:18,049 over the course of an entire year? 147 00:05:18,093 --> 00:05:20,400 Did you realize that? Isn't that mind-blowing? 148 00:05:20,443 --> 00:05:21,705 -Think about that for a second. You know? -Mm. 149 00:05:21,749 --> 00:05:23,707 Here. Grab that for me, if you will. 150 00:05:23,751 --> 00:05:25,405 -Oh, my. -Yeah, it's something else. -You can't get your hair cut. 151 00:05:25,448 --> 00:05:27,407 -You don't want to do that. -Um, now I'll tell you something. 152 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:29,713 With luxurious locks like yours,it could take, oh, 153 00:05:29,757 --> 00:05:32,412 -three, four years to grow backto its current length. Yeah.-Yeah, if it ever grows back. 154 00:05:32,455 --> 00:05:34,370 -Okay. Thanks. -Well, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. 155 00:05:34,414 --> 00:05:36,938 If that doesn't convince you, there's more. Um... 156 00:05:36,981 --> 00:05:39,419 Listen, are you familiar withthe television series Felicity, 157 00:05:39,462 --> 00:05:41,508 -starring Keri Russell? Yeah. -Yes. Mm-hmm. 158 00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:43,640 -Well, this is Keri Russell right here. -Beautiful. 159 00:05:43,684 --> 00:05:46,208 -Look at her.Beautiful. Gorgeous.-Beautiful girl. Yeah, gorgeous. 160 00:05:46,251 --> 00:05:47,427 -Yep. -Millions of adoring fans, 161 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:50,255 hit television show, you know,and then she went and did this. 162 00:05:50,299 --> 00:05:52,475 -Oh, God. -Yeah. 163 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,955 -Look at that. Oh, God. -What a mess. 164 00:05:53,998 --> 00:05:55,609 -Shocking, isn't it? -Still pretty. 165 00:05:55,652 --> 00:05:58,220 With this one tragic decision, Keri Russell a-alienated 166 00:05:58,263 --> 00:06:00,440 all of her fans, she got her show canceled, 167 00:06:00,483 --> 00:06:02,659 -and, man, she was never heard of ever again. -[belching] 168 00:06:02,703 --> 00:06:04,879 Yeah, but Keri Russell works all the time. 169 00:06:04,922 --> 00:06:06,663 Yeah, now, does she still play women? 170 00:06:06,707 --> 00:06:08,273 Look, leave me alone, creep. 171 00:06:08,317 --> 00:06:10,275 -Probably in a cape or something. -Well, no, no, hold on. 172 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:11,668 You're about to make a huge mistake, lady. 173 00:06:11,712 --> 00:06:13,583 -You don't want to do this. Man.-Hey.-She got in. 174 00:06:13,627 --> 00:06:16,064 -What is this? What are you guys doing? -One got away. 175 00:06:16,107 --> 00:06:18,632 -We let her go.-Well, Dee, we are educatingthe public is what we're doing. 176 00:06:18,675 --> 00:06:20,024 -We're trying to help these women. -Oh, my God. 177 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:21,591 Will you please leave these poor women alone? 178 00:06:21,635 --> 00:06:24,464 They're clearly bored and lonelyand-and-and needing 179 00:06:24,507 --> 00:06:27,075 to do something extreme in orderto make themselves feel special. 180 00:06:27,118 --> 00:06:28,990 Listen. Take this one for example. 181 00:06:29,033 --> 00:06:30,426 You don't get a monkey cut like that 182 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:31,906 unless you're broken inside. 183 00:06:31,949 --> 00:06:34,430 I'm sorry. Are you talking to me? 184 00:06:34,474 --> 00:06:35,649 No, sweetie, I'm talking about you. 185 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:37,085 I'm using you as an example. 186 00:06:37,128 --> 00:06:39,914 I support your choice to look like whatever kind of primate 187 00:06:39,957 --> 00:06:42,873 or simian species you choose, because it is your choice. 188 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:44,571 Okay? You know what? 189 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:46,311 Go full baboon, girl. I support you. 190 00:06:46,355 --> 00:06:47,835 No. Dee, Dee, you're not being rational. 191 00:06:47,878 --> 00:06:49,619 Can you at least acknowledge 192 00:06:49,663 --> 00:06:52,143 the fact that men should have some say in what women do 193 00:06:52,187 --> 00:06:53,580 with their hair? I mean, for Christ's sakes, 194 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:55,059 we're the ones that have to look at it all day! 195 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:57,061 No, Dennis. I won't acknowledge that. 196 00:06:57,105 --> 00:06:59,499 You have no say. In fact, you know what? 197 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:01,849 -I'm gonna get the haircut. -[belching] 198 00:07:01,892 --> 00:07:04,329 Don't do it, Dee. You're gonna,you're gonna look hideous. 199 00:07:04,373 --> 00:07:06,723 I know I will. I don't havethe face or the body to support 200 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:08,290 a haircut like that, but I'm gonna do it anyway, 201 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:09,509 because I can. 202 00:07:09,552 --> 00:07:11,511 Because I choose to, and there'snothing you can do about it. 203 00:07:11,554 --> 00:07:12,947 -You don't do it. -Excuse me. 204 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:14,731 You do not do it. You go back to the bar. 205 00:07:14,775 --> 00:07:15,689 I command you! 206 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:17,908 Dee. 207 00:07:17,952 --> 00:07:20,258 You're not being serious enough. 208 00:07:20,302 --> 00:07:21,912 -Oh... -One monkey cut, please! 209 00:07:21,956 --> 00:07:23,131 FRANK: Oh, God. 210 00:07:23,174 --> 00:07:25,742 You... you bitch. 211 00:07:25,786 --> 00:07:28,092 CHARLIE: Yeah, so, 212 00:07:28,136 --> 00:07:31,139 what we'd like you to do is killthe dog puppies, if you could. 213 00:07:31,182 --> 00:07:32,532 [whispers]: Hey.Don't-don't say "kill," though. 214 00:07:32,575 --> 00:07:34,751 Uh, sorry, murder them, if possible? 215 00:07:34,795 --> 00:07:36,884 -Say, uh... Uh, no, say, uh... -Uh, sorry, my friend has a... 216 00:07:36,927 --> 00:07:39,495 -"...terminate the embryos." -To terminate... 217 00:07:39,539 --> 00:07:42,324 -Yeah, so if you could terminatethe puppies' embryos?-Yeah. 218 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:43,891 -Yeah. You know what? Come on. Let me just-let me... -Uh-huh. Sorry. 219 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:45,980 -Hang on one second.My friend wants to talk to you.-Yeah. I'll do it. 220 00:07:46,023 --> 00:07:49,070 Yes, hi. Yes, we-we need you to perform this dog abortion, 221 00:07:49,113 --> 00:07:51,507 and if you don't, my dog is gonna die. 222 00:07:51,551 --> 00:07:54,336 And he-he-he's not gonna be able to survive the... 223 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:56,904 Yes, I'm-I'm aware that a boy dog can't have puppies. 224 00:07:56,947 --> 00:07:59,559 -What's with this? I... -I... Yes. Look, 225 00:07:59,602 --> 00:08:01,430 it's a little bit confusing because he used to be... 226 00:08:01,474 --> 00:08:02,866 Look, there was a transition at some point, all right? 227 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:05,347 -He had a sex change.-We see past gender at our bar. 228 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:06,740 And I don't... They hung up. 229 00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:08,568 -That's the tenth one. -You know what? 230 00:08:08,611 --> 00:08:10,134 The problem is we-we can't get any doctors on the phone. 231 00:08:10,178 --> 00:08:12,006 -I know. -You know? You're always talking to a secretary. 232 00:08:12,049 --> 00:08:14,008 -I know, it's just... -Puts you on the phone with some other female secretary, 233 00:08:14,051 --> 00:08:16,097 -and it's like...-And honestly, I tune them out, 234 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:18,099 because I can't... they get so high up in the register. 235 00:08:18,142 --> 00:08:19,361 -Yeah. -[door opens] 236 00:08:19,404 --> 00:08:22,103 She's gone too far! She has no idea 237 00:08:22,146 --> 00:08:25,193 of the ramifications of what her actions... [belching] 238 00:08:25,236 --> 00:08:26,803 CHARLIE: Whoa. Frankie. 239 00:08:26,847 --> 00:08:29,937 -Take it easy, buddy. Your valve's getting all worked up. -[mutters] 240 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,808 -That's not good. -[grunting] 241 00:08:31,852 --> 00:08:33,244 Hey, your valve's acting up... You know what? 242 00:08:33,288 --> 00:08:34,681 Here, here-- eat some cat food. 243 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,726 -Come on, settle down. -[stammers] 244 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:38,815 You-you got to get that valve down, man. 245 00:08:38,859 --> 00:08:40,208 -You got to calm that down, all right? -Okay... 246 00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:41,949 -Neutralize it out with the cat food. -Let me have it. 247 00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:43,951 All right, walk me through what's happening here. 248 00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:45,343 -It's Dee. -Yeah? 249 00:08:45,387 --> 00:08:47,432 Yeah, she's gonna do it. She's gonna cut her hair off. 250 00:08:47,476 --> 00:08:50,000 [belching]: Dennis... put me in charge... 251 00:08:50,044 --> 00:08:54,352 of making sure she doesn't go through with this madness. 252 00:08:54,396 --> 00:08:56,833 Ooh, Frankie, that valveis bad, man. That is backed up. 253 00:08:56,877 --> 00:08:59,706 -You-you drinking enough beer, bud? -No. 254 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:01,229 Okay. Let-Let's get you another beer 255 00:09:01,272 --> 00:09:02,665 -or something. -Let me have a brew, 256 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,840 and pop me another can of this cat food. 257 00:09:03,884 --> 00:09:05,059 -It's working. -Yeah. 258 00:09:05,102 --> 00:09:06,756 We got to settle that valve down, buddy. 259 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,236 [whoops] 260 00:09:08,279 --> 00:09:09,803 Hey, Frank, 261 00:09:09,846 --> 00:09:11,544 you know anybody that'll do a dog abortion? 262 00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:15,243 Yeah, I got a guy. 263 00:09:20,117 --> 00:09:21,989 Yeah. There you go. Take a look. 264 00:09:22,032 --> 00:09:23,991 You seriously want to buy me a car 265 00:09:24,034 --> 00:09:25,383 as long as I don't cut my hair? 266 00:09:25,427 --> 00:09:27,603 Yeah, and we should look at the convertibles. 267 00:09:27,647 --> 00:09:28,735 I want the wind blowing through 268 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:31,389 those long, beautiful locks of yours. 269 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:32,608 -This is ridiculous. -No, it's not. 270 00:09:32,652 --> 00:09:33,870 This has nothing to do with a haircut 271 00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:36,394 and everything to do with you controlling my body. 272 00:09:36,438 --> 00:09:38,701 It's got everything to do with a haircut, Deandra. 273 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,703 Look at this. 274 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,878 What is this? 275 00:09:41,922 --> 00:09:44,489 FRANK: That's me when I was young. 276 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:45,708 I was like Samson. 277 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,884 I had hair down to my butt crack. 278 00:09:47,928 --> 00:09:49,886 I looked like a Greek god. 279 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:51,018 You look like a bridge troll. 280 00:09:51,061 --> 00:09:53,237 Well, the point is, I cut it all off. 281 00:09:53,281 --> 00:09:55,762 I-I needed the money and I read an ad... 282 00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:59,287 for a toupee company that said they would give good money 283 00:09:59,330 --> 00:10:01,506 for real hair, so I bought in. 284 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:04,901 But I shaved it all offto the nub. It never grew back. 285 00:10:04,945 --> 00:10:06,468 And-and, plus, when I think about it, 286 00:10:06,511 --> 00:10:08,905 I get a... [belches] pain in my stomach 287 00:10:08,949 --> 00:10:11,125 and I... gastronomical. 288 00:10:11,168 --> 00:10:12,909 -Oh, God. -And I burp. 289 00:10:12,953 --> 00:10:16,043 That's not how hair works. Or gastrointestinal tracts. 290 00:10:16,086 --> 00:10:18,741 I want to show you something else. 291 00:10:19,873 --> 00:10:21,135 What? 292 00:10:21,178 --> 00:10:22,832 FRANK: There it is. 293 00:10:22,876 --> 00:10:24,921 There what is, Frank? 294 00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:27,707 FRANK: That's my old hair. 295 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,491 He-He's given it a good home. 296 00:10:29,534 --> 00:10:31,275 He takes care of it. 297 00:10:31,319 --> 00:10:33,713 Probably better than I would'vetaken care of it myself. 298 00:10:33,756 --> 00:10:35,584 -Wha...? -I come by time to time 299 00:10:35,628 --> 00:10:37,934 to check it out, see how it's doing. 300 00:10:37,978 --> 00:10:39,501 DEE: Oh, my God. 301 00:10:39,544 --> 00:10:40,720 FRANK: Ah, here he comes. 302 00:10:40,763 --> 00:10:41,808 Don't-don't say anything, 303 00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:43,940 because I don't want to make it feel bad. 304 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:45,507 -Hey, how are you? -Hey, here's my guy. 305 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:46,856 -Hi. How you doing? -How you doing, Frankie? 306 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,510 -Good to see you. -Very nice to see you. 307 00:10:48,553 --> 00:10:51,295 I love this guy. He's bought, like, five cars off of me. 308 00:10:51,339 --> 00:10:52,862 -You know?-I hope you're using that money 309 00:10:52,906 --> 00:10:55,473 for high-end shampoos and conditioners. 310 00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:58,172 [laughs]: S... Always with the shampoo jokes. 311 00:10:58,215 --> 00:11:01,305 -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -I have no idea what you're talking about. 312 00:11:01,349 --> 00:11:03,960 Uh, so, anyway,you here to buy something today? 313 00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:05,353 -Yes. Yeah. -No! No. 314 00:11:05,396 --> 00:11:06,789 I-I... you're not buying me a car, Frank. 315 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,921 You can't control me 316 00:11:07,964 --> 00:11:09,923 with your cars and your threatsof male pattern 317 00:11:09,966 --> 00:11:10,750 [belches]: baldness. 318 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,577 That-that was an unrelated burp. 319 00:11:12,621 --> 00:11:14,754 I had four beers on the way here, I'll have you know. 320 00:11:14,797 --> 00:11:16,103 I'm getting the haircut. I'm getting it. 321 00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:18,322 Don't do it, Deandra. You'll regret it! 322 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:19,802 I'm telling you! 323 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,543 What was that all about? 324 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:23,545 [exhales] Just trying to save a life. 325 00:11:23,588 --> 00:11:25,721 Oh. The wind's kicking up. 326 00:11:25,765 --> 00:11:28,289 You better get inside. I don't like to see her struggle. 327 00:11:28,332 --> 00:11:29,682 Okay. 328 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:34,991 You sure this is the place? 329 00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:37,341 Yeah. This is where Frank said to meet the guy, so... 330 00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:38,995 -What up? -Oh, hey, Z. 331 00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:40,214 -Hey. -How you doing, man? 332 00:11:40,257 --> 00:11:41,998 -What you boys up to? -MAC: Uh, we're waiting 333 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,000 on a doctor that Frank's hooking us up with. 334 00:11:44,044 --> 00:11:45,567 Yeah, that's me, homie. 335 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:47,438 -Oh. -You're a doctor? 336 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:48,831 Straight up. 337 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,398 Come on. No, you're not. 338 00:11:50,441 --> 00:11:52,356 Bitch, you don't think I'm a doctor? 339 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,229 I was a medic in Desert Storm. 340 00:11:55,272 --> 00:11:58,928 I did Doctors Without Borders, I saved mad lives. 341 00:11:58,972 --> 00:12:01,365 See, you racist. That's what the problem is. 342 00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:03,019 I'm so sorry, Z. I didn't have any idea. 343 00:12:03,063 --> 00:12:05,369 -That's impressive, yeah. -Sorry. Sorry. 344 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:08,155 [laughs]: Bitch, I'm just playing with you. 345 00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:09,460 I ain't no motherfucking doctor. 346 00:12:09,504 --> 00:12:11,027 -Oh! -[Charlie laughs] 347 00:12:11,071 --> 00:12:13,769 -Okay. All right. -[laughs]: Are you serious? 348 00:12:13,813 --> 00:12:15,597 I do still feel bad, though. 349 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,816 -I feel terrible.-I feel bad, too, because I feel 350 00:12:16,859 --> 00:12:18,556 -like I was exposed. -Lesson learned. 351 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,037 -Lesson learned. That was good.-I was... My racism was exposed. 352 00:12:21,081 --> 00:12:22,212 But I do fuck with dogs, 353 00:12:22,256 --> 00:12:23,953 -so tell me what's up. -Oh, okay. Good. 354 00:12:23,997 --> 00:12:26,651 -So, uh, Poppins is sick. -Right. 355 00:12:26,695 --> 00:12:28,828 Yeah, and there's a bunch of babies in there. 356 00:12:28,871 --> 00:12:31,395 Oh, snap. Okay. Right. 357 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:33,876 Now, the vet said that if he gives birth, he's gonna die. 358 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,009 Oh, so you want me to scoop them babies out 359 00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:37,184 so your dog can die. 360 00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:40,404 -Uh, n-no. The, the opposite, actually. -Okay. 361 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:43,451 You want me to scoop them puppies out and chuck 'em 362 00:12:43,494 --> 00:12:46,454 and then put your dog out its misery. 363 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:47,977 -Uh, no. No. -No. Uh-uh. 364 00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:50,023 No, uh, we want you to kill the babies 365 00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,894 and keep this dog alive. 366 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,853 Okay, word. I can get with that. 367 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:56,681 Yeah, is there a version, like, where no dog dies? 368 00:12:56,725 --> 00:12:58,031 Yo, son, that's hard to tell. 369 00:12:58,074 --> 00:12:59,815 I made dogs make babies, 370 00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:02,296 but I ain't never taken no babies out the dog. 371 00:13:02,339 --> 00:13:03,645 Oh, you're a breeder. 372 00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:05,995 -Right.-That's why Frank hooked us up. 373 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:08,650 -Yeah, yeah. I breed dogs. -Nice. 374 00:13:08,693 --> 00:13:10,478 -I groom dogs. I fight dogs. -Nice. 375 00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:11,827 -Oh. Mm. -I ain't never abort 376 00:13:11,871 --> 00:13:13,873 no dog, but we can get it done. 377 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,962 Poke around in one of them trash cans, 378 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,138 try to find an Allen wrench. 379 00:13:19,139 --> 00:13:20,923 [Charlie inhales sharply through teeth] 380 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,664 Yeah, I'm starting to think this is a mistake, man. 381 00:13:22,707 --> 00:13:24,448 I don't think he's qualified to do this. 382 00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:25,972 -But... -Yeah, I-I don't know. 383 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:27,408 MAC: I don't know what else we're gonna do, man. 384 00:13:27,451 --> 00:13:28,888 I mean, we got to save Poppins. 385 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:31,020 CHARLIE: Oh, shit. Wait. Who's this? 386 00:13:31,064 --> 00:13:32,543 Oh... Oh, my God. 387 00:13:32,587 --> 00:13:34,328 Wait a second. Charlie... 388 00:13:34,371 --> 00:13:35,546 I think this is the real Poppins! 389 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,070 CHARLIE: That's Poppins, isn't it? 390 00:13:37,113 --> 00:13:38,419 I was wondering why I didn't have 391 00:13:38,462 --> 00:13:39,986 to pop this dog's eye back in its socket. 392 00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:41,857 That dog has a very solid eye. It was very mysterious why... 393 00:13:41,901 --> 00:13:43,685 Oh, my God. Yeah, look how dirty he is. 394 00:13:43,728 --> 00:13:45,687 Oh, look. Oh, look at this. He came back. 395 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,123 CHARLIE: He's getting all nose-deep 396 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,081 in, uh... in her goodies there, so... 397 00:13:48,124 --> 00:13:49,691 Oh, my God. Wait a second. 398 00:13:49,734 --> 00:13:51,084 Charlie, 399 00:13:51,127 --> 00:13:53,695 maybe the puppies inside of this dog are Poppins's! 400 00:13:53,738 --> 00:13:55,697 Oh, my God. Poppins is the dad? 401 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:56,916 Yes! 402 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,134 -CHARLIE: Uh... -That is so cute. 403 00:13:58,178 --> 00:13:59,266 -Yeah. -MAC: He came back 404 00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:00,702 -to take care of his family. -[snarling] -He did. 405 00:14:00,745 --> 00:14:02,443 He likes to take...Oh, no, he did not. He did not. 406 00:14:02,486 --> 00:14:03,966 -MAC: There he goes. -He wanted the blanket. 407 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,881 Yeah, he's a survivor. He's gonna 408 00:14:05,925 --> 00:14:07,143 take what he needs. 409 00:14:07,187 --> 00:14:08,971 CHARLIE: He's gonna do what he's gonna do. Wow. 410 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,059 -Bye, buddy. -Bye, Poppins! 411 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:11,539 All right. See you in a few years. 412 00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:12,975 -Mm-hmm. -[sighs heavily] 413 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:13,933 All right. What are we gonna do 414 00:14:13,976 --> 00:14:15,717 -with this piece of shit? -Mm-hmm. 415 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,818 Listen here, you monster. 416 00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,777 Okay, well, if you see her,can you call me? I'm just really 417 00:14:32,821 --> 00:14:35,302 freaking out. It's not like her at all. 418 00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:37,347 [sighs] Um... 419 00:14:37,391 --> 00:14:39,088 I'm so sorry. Um, can I help you? 420 00:14:39,132 --> 00:14:41,743 Yeah. [clears throat] 421 00:14:41,786 --> 00:14:44,180 Yes. I'm sorry, the... 422 00:14:44,224 --> 00:14:46,313 Your tears were unexpected. I, uh... 423 00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:48,184 Yeah. 424 00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:49,794 Sometimes I find it very arousing, tears, 425 00:14:49,838 --> 00:14:51,013 but this time, I wasn't... 426 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,145 I-I wasn't coming in-in that zone. 427 00:14:52,188 --> 00:14:54,408 You know what I mean? So, I, uh, was... 428 00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:56,758 I just wasn't ready for it.I was... I was gonna do a th... 429 00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:58,412 I could switch gears, though. You want to do...? 430 00:14:58,455 --> 00:15:01,110 We could do a... This could be an arousing thing. I... 431 00:15:01,154 --> 00:15:02,764 What is happening? 432 00:15:02,807 --> 00:15:05,114 Right. Sorry. Uh... 433 00:15:05,158 --> 00:15:07,943 Yeah, so, no. I... No, I came here with a plan, and, um... 434 00:15:07,987 --> 00:15:10,815 Yes, I'm gonna stick to that plan, so... Sorry. 435 00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:12,034 [laughs] 436 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,167 -I'd like a haircut, please. -Oh. 437 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:16,343 Yeah, sure. Um, if you can justleave your name and number. 438 00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:17,561 What do you mean "yes"? 439 00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:19,172 -I can... -Sorry. What? 440 00:15:19,215 --> 00:15:21,870 I can make you an appointment ifyou leave your name and number. 441 00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:22,871 -Right on. -And I can 442 00:15:22,915 --> 00:15:25,787 -give you... -You cut men's hair? 443 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:28,007 Yeah. We cut anyone's hair who needs it. 444 00:15:29,051 --> 00:15:31,140 Good. As it should be. 445 00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:34,187 -Good. -Yeah. 446 00:15:35,884 --> 00:15:37,364 So... 447 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,626 Are you okay? 448 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,065 You won't outsmart me. 449 00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:45,198 Sorry. I-I... 450 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:47,243 I thought you were gonna say that you only cut 451 00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:49,245 women's hair, and I was gonna claim discrimination 452 00:15:49,289 --> 00:15:51,900 to get you shut... it doesn't matter. 453 00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:55,034 I have to admit, you've-you'veput me a bit out of sorts. I... 454 00:15:55,077 --> 00:15:57,210 With the, with the, the tears and the... 455 00:15:57,253 --> 00:16:00,126 arousal and your face and words. I... 456 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,605 Can we start over? Uh... 457 00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:02,867 Do you want an appointment? 458 00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:05,261 No! No. 459 00:16:05,305 --> 00:16:08,221 I-I... Because I don't want a-a-a haircut from a butcher. 460 00:16:08,264 --> 00:16:09,396 All right? I'm not gonna get butchered 461 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,050 like you've butchered these poor women's hairs. 462 00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:12,181 -Are you insane? -No. 463 00:16:12,225 --> 00:16:13,835 Look, I can be reasonable, okay? 464 00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:15,402 I don't expect to save everybody from this, 465 00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:17,795 but I can save one person, all right? 466 00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:19,101 My sister Deandra Reynolds. 467 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,059 She-she has an appointment here, 468 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:21,669 and I want it stricken from the record. 469 00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:23,279 -Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. -[sighs] Look, 470 00:16:23,323 --> 00:16:24,237 you don't understand, okay? 471 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,935 She's... she's my twin sister, all right? 472 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,850 Fr-From a genetic standpoint, I mean, her hair is just 473 00:16:28,893 --> 00:16:30,678 as much mine as it is hers, you know what I mean? 474 00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:33,202 I-I-I... I have every right to stop her from killing it. 475 00:16:33,246 --> 00:16:35,204 Okay, I don't know what's going on here, 476 00:16:35,248 --> 00:16:36,858 but I don't have time for this. 477 00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:38,207 Oh, yeah, yeah, you're very busy 478 00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:40,383 destroying young people's lives,aren't you? 479 00:16:40,427 --> 00:16:43,430 Yeah. Doesn't surprise me it's reduced you to tears. 480 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:47,303 I'm cryingbecause my dog is lost, asshole. 481 00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:49,653 What's your dog look like? 482 00:16:49,697 --> 00:16:51,916 [sighs] 483 00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:57,444 Oh, shit. 484 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,233 MAC: Well, this all worked out 485 00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:06,279 -pretty well, didn't it? -Yeah, yeah. -Well, yeah. 486 00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:08,455 -[Frank belching] -I can't believe how quick you gave up Poppins's puppies, 487 00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:10,152 though, you know? You didn't even think about keeping 'em. 488 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,762 Well, that's a lot of responsibility, 489 00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,329 -Charlie, right? -Yeah, that's true. 490 00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:15,679 And plus, there's no doggypaternity test to actually prove 491 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:17,246 that they were Poppy's puppies in the first place. 492 00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:18,247 That's true, too. 493 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,901 MAC: You know? But, hey, 494 00:17:19,944 --> 00:17:21,859 if Poppins wants to stop by and say, "What's up?" 495 00:17:21,903 --> 00:17:23,122 and, like, be a dad for while... 496 00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:24,340 -DENNIS: Right. -...he's gonna. 497 00:17:24,384 --> 00:17:25,776 -Exactly. -Or he won't. 498 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,082 Yeah, that's how I do. That's how I do. 499 00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:29,084 But, guys, seriously, we got to stay vigilant, okay? 500 00:17:29,128 --> 00:17:30,651 I mean, yes, we were able to stop Dee 501 00:17:30,694 --> 00:17:32,131 from doing something horrible. 502 00:17:32,174 --> 00:17:35,221 But, you know, we can't restuntil every single woman is free 503 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,919 from the choiceof ruining their lives forever. 504 00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,181 -Mm. -So what are we gonna do? 505 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,226 I was thinking we use shame. 506 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,357 -[door opens] -It's a great motivator. 507 00:17:41,401 --> 00:17:43,707 CHARLIE: Hello... oh, my God! 508 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,144 -Oh! -Oh! 509 00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:47,972 -[Frank burps] -Oh! Aah! -Oh, my God! 510 00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:49,887 -Dee, what have you done?! -Yeah. Yeah. 511 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,367 I told you I was gonna get the cut! 512 00:17:51,411 --> 00:17:52,586 -Goddamn it! -Oh. 513 00:17:52,629 --> 00:17:55,328 But then I went into the salon,and the woman refused to see me. 514 00:17:55,371 --> 00:17:56,459 She refused, she said, 515 00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:58,026 'cause she was-she was doing some sort of trade 516 00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,810 in a dog-kidnapped situation. I don't know. 517 00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:02,726 I ended up having to do it all by myself! That's right! 518 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,119 -Listen, l-listen. -[sighs] 519 00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:05,947 -It looks... terrible. -DEE: I... 520 00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:07,383 -So bad. -I mean, really, really bad. 521 00:18:07,427 --> 00:18:10,125 I know it looks terrible! The scissors were dirty, 522 00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:11,344 and they weren't even sharp. 523 00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:12,780 But now it's done. It's done now. 524 00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:14,303 There's no turning back. 525 00:18:14,347 --> 00:18:15,565 What have I done? What have I done? 526 00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:18,394 I've-I've forced my sister into a back-alley chop. 527 00:18:18,438 --> 00:18:20,527 Guys, I think we-we need to realize something. 528 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:22,006 We're never gonna be able to stop women 529 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,791 from doing whatever the hellthey want with their own bodies. 530 00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,401 -Thank you! -Okay? 531 00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:27,142 And if we can't stop them from making stupid 532 00:18:27,186 --> 00:18:29,188 and selfish choices, then we need to give them a place 533 00:18:29,231 --> 00:18:30,363 to go to bestupid and selfish. 534 00:18:30,406 --> 00:18:31,842 -Thank you. -Where it's safe. 535 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:33,279 -Yes! -Where they won't do bullshit like this. 536 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,411 -It's bullshit! -This is a bullshit haircut! 537 00:18:35,455 --> 00:18:36,412 I know! 538 00:18:36,456 --> 00:18:39,285 Okay, guys, here's something else, too. 539 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:41,374 I don't care about any of this, really, you know? 540 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:43,419 If I'm being honest,I don't care that much, either. 541 00:18:43,463 --> 00:18:44,377 -Right? -DEE: Oh... 542 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,769 -Like, who gives a shit? -Yeah. 543 00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,293 Yeah, I guess I don't really care that much, either. 544 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,381 -What?! No, you... No. -I don't know, 545 00:18:48,424 --> 00:18:50,252 it just... it's annoying, but I don't care. 546 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,428 We don't really care. 547 00:18:52,472 --> 00:18:53,777 Why did you guys makesuch a big deal about it, then? 548 00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:56,215 Well, uh, you know, that's, like, a guy thing. 549 00:18:56,258 --> 00:18:57,216 Well, 'cause we're-we're used to being in charge, 550 00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:58,434 and we want to make sure that... 551 00:18:58,478 --> 00:19:00,262 You did! You cared! You cared so much, 552 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,047 and then I did it, and now what am I supposed to do? 553 00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:05,659 -I care. I know what to do. -You do? 554 00:19:05,702 --> 00:19:07,269 I got a guy. 555 00:19:09,271 --> 00:19:11,230 -Hey. -FRANK: Oh. 556 00:19:11,273 --> 00:19:13,232 How that wig feel, Dee? 557 00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:14,668 -Really good. -FRANK: Oh. 558 00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,104 It feels great. Thank you, Z. 559 00:19:16,148 --> 00:19:19,368 Now, Dee, just rememberthat one day you may get a call 560 00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:21,457 from the woman who gave birth to that hair. 561 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:26,070 And, uh, I would consider some visitations. 562 00:19:26,114 --> 00:19:27,811 Nah, she ain't got to worry about that. 563 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:30,118 I groomed that shit off a border collie. 564 00:19:30,162 --> 00:19:31,554 Well, then you're good. 565 00:19:31,598 --> 00:19:34,166 Hey. Might be some fleas up in there, but she good. 566 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:14,162 [trio chanting backwards] 567 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,167 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH