1 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,534 -ls it recording? -Yeah. 2 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,244 All right. 3 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:40,414 All right, okay. Can we clear this area, please? 4 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,835 -See that? l talk, people listen. -That's beautiful. 5 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,921 -Hi, babe. -Hi, babe. 6 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,132 -How are you? -l'm good. How are you? 7 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,925 l'm good. You having fun? 8 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,427 Yeah. You having fun? 9 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,429 -You look mighty tanned. -Hey! 10 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:56,889 Oh, my God! 11 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,392 Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Ready? 12 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,727 Hold on. 13 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,106 Hey, dude. 14 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,150 -Zachy poo. -What's up, baby? 15 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,443 Hi, Zachy poo. 16 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,112 l see. 17 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,615 You want to get in on it, Lauren? 18 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,075 -Come here. Come on. -No way. No. 19 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:17,993 Who loves you, baby? 20 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,661 -You do. -Of course. 21 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,830 -l'm gonna go throw up. -Shut up. 22 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,168 Are you a little jealous, Zach? 23 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,046 A little jealous? l thought your girl was throwing me some rhythm there. 24 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,673 -What do you mean "my girl"? -Yeah, what do you mean "his girl"? 25 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,217 Come on, you two. 26 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:36,178 -l ain't nobody's girl. -Enough with the charade. All right... 27 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,888 Why are you still here? 28 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,598 -Because nobody's following me. -Okay. 29 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:41,391 Where are we, by the way? Does anybody know? 30 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,018 El Matador, homie. Didn't you see? 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,355 -"El Matador." Seriously? -Yeah. 32 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,066 You guys are my best friends. No shit. 33 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,443 -Okay. -Hi, guys. 34 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:53,487 That is... 35 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,239 -l'm totally gonna puke. -Do it in your tent later. 36 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,406 Guys, do you think... 37 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,243 Guys, do you think we're gonna know each other forever? 38 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,494 -Yeah! -Shut up. 39 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,204 l fucking hope not. 40 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,373 Let's create some memories. 41 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,709 -Come on. -Nice, Zach. 42 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:12,381 l can't drink, man. l got to do this to get high. 43 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,758 Yo, be careful. Come on. 44 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,554 Hey! 45 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,681 Holy shit. 46 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,562 Pretty fucking funny, Zach. 47 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,938 -You're bleeding. -Give me the camera. 48 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,524 -My fucking arm. -Oh, my God. 49 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,157 Hey, man. You all right? 50 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,911 Do l look... Do l look all right? 51 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,522 He's over me. 52 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,024 -That l don't believe. -Whatever. 53 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,775 No way any man could ever get over you. 54 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,485 Because l'm great in bed, right? 55 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,653 -Funny. Boy! -Right? 56 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,656 Wow, when's the last time you saw these guys? 57 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,992 -Five years. -Well, if you don't behave... 58 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,327 Oh, boy. 59 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,801 -Are you sleeping? -Are you sleeping? 60 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,971 -Are you sleeping, baby Sara? -Are you sleeping, baby Sara? 61 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,640 -Baby Sara -Baby Sara 62 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,183 She's not crying anymore 63 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,518 -So l think that's good -l can hear that clearly 64 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,869 -Hey, guys! -Hey! 65 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,289 Seamless. 66 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,749 Nice touch. 67 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:58,630 Damn. 68 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,257 Boy toys. 69 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,176 -Hey, Lauren. -Amy! 70 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,678 -Hey! -Wow. 71 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,849 What you got there? 72 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,018 Hi. 73 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:14,438 Wow. You have a family. 74 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:16,732 -Wow. -Can you take her for a sec? 75 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,191 Okay. 76 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,694 -Good to see you. -You, too. 77 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,279 You and Zach came together. 78 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:26,241 He just picked me up at the bus station. My butt's still dizzy. 79 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,327 There you go. Back to mom. 80 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:31,121 Wow, she's heavy. Cute kid. 81 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:32,873 Thank you. 82 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:38,128 -And where's the birthday boy? -Hey, Mom. Wow. 83 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:41,465 -Hi. Who's this? -This is Sara. 84 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:42,549 Hi. 85 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,218 l'm Uncle Zach. 86 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,386 Yes. 87 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,306 -Happy birthday. -Thank you. So good to see you. 88 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,849 -So good to see you. -l'll second that. 89 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:53,685 -James. Heard a lot about you. -Likewise. 90 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,272 -Okay, let's go see this thing. -Yeah. 91 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,859 -Which one's the Godspeed? -l don't think it will be hard to spot. 92 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,110 Go on. 93 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,030 lt's okay. l promise. 94 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:33,100 Marco. 95 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:36,978 Polo. 96 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:39,439 Marco. 97 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,691 You're always cheating. 98 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,777 l'm only cheating if you lose. 99 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,411 Dad. 100 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,830 Yo, dickhead. 101 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,847 Come on, Amy. You can do it. 102 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,809 l'm right here, honey. 103 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:25,193 There you go. Easy as pie. 104 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,446 Danny always said he'd be a millionaire by 30. 105 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,697 Even back in high school. 106 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,240 You said the same thing. 107 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,784 -Yeah, but l was kidding. -Let's give ourselves a tour. 108 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,578 Where the hell is he? 109 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,664 l don't know about you guys, but l got to pee. 110 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:43,420 -Watch your step, baby. -Hey, Lauren, l think l found... 111 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,921 l guess not. 112 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,675 -Boy! -Classic Dan. 113 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,637 -He's having breakfast. -Well, it's about time. 114 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,556 Who's next? 115 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,643 This little vixen is Michelle. Say hi. 116 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,021 lt's nice to meet you guys! 117 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,983 See you in, like, two minutes. That's all it takes. 118 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,360 Happy birthday. 119 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,613 -Thank you. -Great. Our daughter is scarred for life. 120 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:12,532 She'll either grow up to be oddly attracted to Popeye or a lesbian. 121 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,660 -Yo. Where's my gift? -My presence is your present. 122 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,038 Awesome. Do you have the receipt? 123 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:22,709 Easy. 124 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,796 l wonder what this is. 125 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:30,133 For he's a jolly big asshole For he's a jolly big asshole 126 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:33,053 For he's a jolly big asshole 127 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,846 He's 30 fucking years old. 128 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,641 -l have two very good things for you. -Look at that. 129 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:38,683 -Happy birthday. -Who modeled for these? 130 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,352 "Breast Wishes." Very clever. 131 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,187 -Can't wait to taste them. -l wanted to get you real ones. 132 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:44,898 Okay. 133 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,604 lt's a pervert's life for me 134 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:29,317 This is a nice fucking boat, Mr. Rockefeller. Business must be good. 135 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,610 -You like, huh? -Yeah. 136 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:33,697 Me, too. l like very much. 137 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,490 And l want to keep it that way. 138 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,119 -No smoking onboard, birthday boy. -Are you fucking kidding me? 139 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,037 Baby's brand new. 140 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,792 How long you been running drugs? 141 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,461 l prefer to make my fortune the old-fashioned way. 142 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,672 -How's that? -With other people's money. 143 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:55,468 All right, so, this is just, what, your getaway vehicle? 144 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,387 l like it fine where l am. 145 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,224 Hey, Sara. You want to take a nap? 146 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,644 There we are, huh? 147 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,982 Are you having fun on this big, old bed? 148 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,652 -Who's my girl? -You are, aren't you? 149 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,577 Now let's see if Mommy can relax. 150 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,913 You've already done the hard part. 151 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,790 -You think? -Sure. 152 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,627 You got onboard. You scaled the wall. 153 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,547 Your mommy's crazy, sweetheart. 154 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,925 l hope you'll come visit me in the madhouse when you're older. 155 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,511 No. Your mom's acting human. 156 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,141 All right. 157 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,603 Party time, people! 158 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,356 Nothing like starting the day with a Screaming Orgasm. 159 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,608 -lsn't that right, baby? -l don't know, you tell me. 160 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,693 Look at that ass, Lauren. 161 00:10:56,364 --> 00:11:01,076 lt's time for you to stop being the perfect, caring husband, 'cause l'm fine. 162 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,994 No more talk. 163 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,294 Time to get our groove on. 164 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,758 Are we getting old? 165 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,551 Not yet. 166 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:19,969 Good. 167 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:30,146 lt's been one major adrenaline rush for us ever since we met. 168 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,357 So, how many hours has it been exactly? 169 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:35,610 For your information, not that it's any of your business, 170 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,030 but we've known each other for exactly... Babe? 171 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:46,913 Two weeks, one day and four and a half hours. 172 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,042 She can tell time. 173 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,877 -l'm impressed. -Okay. 174 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,047 The natives are thirsty. Must feed the natives. 175 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,801 Quench your thirst with a nice shot. 176 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,596 The Cleavers have arrived, and just in time. 177 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,598 Screaming Orgasm, June? 178 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:10,353 l think your mother may have dropped you on your head one too many times, Dan. 179 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,105 She's breastfeeding, you fool. 180 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:15,608 -No shit. lt's just OJ. -Thank you. 181 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,611 Why are you wearing one of those? 182 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,951 To cover my monster boobs. 183 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,538 Monster boobs. 184 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,876 -That wasn't very funny. -Yeah. l know. 185 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,961 All right, no, seriously. 186 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,047 l'd first like to thank you all for coming out here 187 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,676 and accepting my most humble of invitations after all these years. 188 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,094 l appreciate it. 189 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:47,348 And l would like to propose a toast to our dear friend, 190 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,477 with a great ass l may add, Zach. 191 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,062 Happy birthday, old man. 192 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,064 Thank you. 193 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,111 l dub thee captain for a day. 194 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,657 Hang on, hang on. l'm not done with my toast yet. 195 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:10,246 Here's to staying single, seeing double and sleeping triple. 196 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,833 No disrespect. 197 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,293 None taken. 198 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,047 Cheers. 199 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,972 Come on, everybody. Let's dance. 200 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,018 Baby. 201 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,814 Bow's over there. 202 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,066 Let's groove. 203 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,150 Okay. 204 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,654 Very impressive boat, Dan. 205 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,697 Yacht, Jimmy. lt's a yacht. 206 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,962 So, you still cruising the world? 207 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,131 Aspen in the winter, Maui in the summer? 208 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,843 Last winter, Japan. Yeah, instructing. 209 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,888 -That was fun. -You can snowboard in Japan? 210 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:14,477 Yeah. Up north. Hokkaido. Lots ofAustralians. 211 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,645 Cool. 212 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,397 Man, this is wild. 213 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,525 Careful. Easy, easy. 214 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,735 -You all right? -Relax. 215 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,659 Where are all the fucking dolphins? 216 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,244 What are you talking about? 217 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:34,247 Remember Flipper? lf you fall in, they'll save you. 218 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,836 Unless you save me first. 219 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:46,968 Let me guess. 220 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,095 You're the king of the world, right? Very original. 221 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,263 Zach, shut up. 222 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,287 There it is. 223 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,540 Yes. 224 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,543 See, that life raft seats eight. 225 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,046 And there are only six of us, Amy, so we're set. 226 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,797 Don't forget Sara. 227 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,800 l'm sorry. So, six and a half. 228 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,140 Actually, l think the orange kind of suits you. 229 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,660 l'm hot. 230 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,995 Yes. You are. 231 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,751 l want to go swimming. 232 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,049 You boys want to take a dip? 233 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:15,014 -We got masks and a knife. Who wants? -Yeah. 234 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,849 -Yeah, we do. -We do. 235 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,310 Cute. 236 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,312 Any special requests for dinner, my captain? 237 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,606 Yeah. Two mermaids on a stick. 238 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,526 And now for the piece de résistance. 239 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,614 l love her! l'm gonna name her Delphine. 240 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,658 -Told you we'd see a dolphin. -Wow. 241 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,703 -You coming, Dan? -l'll be right with you. 242 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,039 You want one, right? 243 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,542 Duty calls. 244 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,253 Go enjoy yourself, please. 245 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,046 -You sure? -Fair. 246 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,967 Gee, thanks. 247 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:54,137 -All right. Let's get wet. -Should l take my cigarettes with me? 248 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,930 Wow, it looks deep. 249 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,267 Just kidding. 250 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,561 That's funny. 251 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,480 l'm coming, sweet girl. 252 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,984 -See you ladies in the water. -Yep. 253 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,569 Last one in's the last one out! 254 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,298 l love it! 255 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,968 Let's go. 256 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,722 -You and Amy seem really happy. -We are. 257 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,475 That's nice. 258 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,353 You know what they say. 259 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,441 "You got to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince." 260 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,986 l think Amy's still kissing. 261 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,617 Zach, stop. 262 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,871 Well, you seem like a very nice frog. 263 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,665 So do you. 264 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,959 l don't mean a frog. 265 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,420 l mean, just pretty good. 266 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:15,384 l mean, just good. l mean, you're pretty. 267 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,470 -You're good. -Thank you. 268 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,807 She's beautiful. 269 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,725 Thank you. 270 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:27,855 l want kids, Amy. You know, one day, when the time's right. 271 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,857 With Barbie? 272 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,904 -What's wrong with having a little fun? -Nothing. 273 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:40,034 -lf l was single and a guy... -You don't need to be a guy to have fun. 274 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,330 ln your dreams. 275 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,916 And to think, if l hadn't been such an ass in high school, 276 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,584 it could have been me instead of James. 277 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:52,088 Yeah. Like l was the only girl in your life, right? 278 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,969 Why don't we head upstairs? 279 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,304 Why not? 280 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,542 -Take that off. -Why? 281 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,712 -Just... Just come on. Take it off. -All right. 282 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,800 -Okay. Now close your eyes. -No. 283 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,886 Come on. Close your eyes. 284 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,351 Okay. Open them. 285 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,274 Yeah. 286 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,737 lt's cool. 287 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,405 Yeah. 288 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,699 Yeah. Let's go. 289 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,909 Okay. 290 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,333 So that's how it is, huh? 291 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,252 Oh, my gosh. That's no fair. 292 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,840 lt's so stupid and so long ago. 293 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,676 l lost my top. Oh, my God, l feel so exposed. 294 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:25,890 Most people are afraid of spiders, or afraid to fly, or scared of... 295 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,600 Scared of clowns? 296 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,769 Stop! 297 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,730 Hey! 298 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,861 lt's gotten worse since l had Sara. 299 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,572 l don't want her to end up worrying about stuff like that 300 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,115 because of my paranoia. 301 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,327 You know, my buddy Brad, 302 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,371 he was afraid of circus clowns. 303 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,789 -Was? -Yep. 304 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,211 -What'd he do? -Well, we took him to the circus. 305 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,381 -No! You let me down, Dan! -The water looks great. Come on. 306 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,800 -Let me down! Let me down! -Trust me. Amy, trust me. 307 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,386 No! No, no, no! 308 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,879 Daddy, what's wrong? 309 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,938 -Marco. -Polo. 310 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,691 Marco. 311 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:02,320 -You're always cheating. -l'm only cheating if you lose. 312 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:44,195 Daddy! 313 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,322 No! 314 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:54,789 Amy? 315 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,999 Amy? Dan, what the hell happened? 316 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,126 What the hell happened? How did she get in the water? 317 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,378 Dan, you're a child! 318 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,004 -Are you okay? -You're gonna be okay, Amy. 319 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,089 We're gonna get you out. 320 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,800 -You did this? Did you do this, Dan? -Are you all right? 321 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,967 We just jumped in the water. 322 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,429 What is wrong with her? ls she gonna be all right? 323 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,515 You're gonna be okay, Amy. We're gonna get you out. 324 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,350 Where's the ladder? 325 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,519 Where's the ladder? The ladder? 326 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,647 Should be... l... 327 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,024 Where's the fucking ladder, Dan? 328 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,443 l think it's on the other side. 329 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:28,614 lt's not on the other side. Or the back. 330 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,492 There's no fucking ladder. 331 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,796 You guys, help me out. 332 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,966 Any second. 333 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,634 We're gonna get you back on the boat. 334 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:50,636 Real fast. Relax. 335 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,890 We're gonna get back on that boat real fast, okay? 336 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,236 We got to find the lowest point. 337 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,487 There! 338 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,114 No? 339 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,326 Fuck! 340 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,248 -We got to get to the lowest point. -Higher, come on! 341 00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,586 Come on, Zach! 342 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,379 All right. Let's try. 343 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,219 -Hey, Zach, what about that? -Damn it! 344 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,304 Zach. 345 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,264 We got to run it right there where the line is. 346 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,141 How's that look, Dan? 347 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,603 Fuck! 348 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,897 -lt's too high! -Come on, Dan! 349 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,202 -Hey. -Hey. 350 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,333 How are you? 351 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:03,918 Using what? Water? 352 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,713 -At least we're trying to think of something. -l'm thirsty. 353 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,132 l want to get back on. 354 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:11,967 We'll find a way. 355 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:20,893 Fuck! 356 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:23,562 Sara. Sara? 357 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,855 She'll be fine. 358 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:29,026 She could sleep through a hurricane, and my crappy singing. 359 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,612 You know that. 360 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,004 A little higher! 361 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,763 l want to get out now, Dan! 362 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,848 l'm getting cold. 363 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:06,063 Dan, help me! Don't leave me alone. 364 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,361 l'm tired and l'm cold and l don't want to drown. 365 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:14,446 Come here. Come here. 366 00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,908 That better? You all right? 367 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,955 You look pretty silly with that thing. 368 00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,582 l know. 369 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,254 l'm gonna have to take it for a bit, okay? 370 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,426 Come on, bro. 371 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:36,635 Push! 372 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,681 Too fucking slippery, man! 373 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,683 l'm holding it as best l can, bro. 374 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:46,061 -Do it again. Come on. -Yes! Yes! 375 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,396 Yes! Yes! 376 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,150 Bro, the air, bro. We're losing the air. 377 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,318 Fuck. 378 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,000 This was supposed to be fun. 379 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,002 l'm sorry. 380 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,505 There is a way. 381 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,507 There must be. 382 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,344 l don't believe it! 383 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:19,845 How could you be so stupid? 384 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:22,389 Could you get off my back? l said l was sorry. 385 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,599 You did? 386 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,851 All right, everybody just fucking relax, okay? 387 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:29,480 lt can't be this hard. We'll get on this fucker. All right? 388 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,734 -What you got? -Might be able to grab this. 389 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,111 Hell, yeah, you can reach that! 390 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:45,537 -You got to time it with the wind. -You're really close. 391 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:49,958 Yes! 392 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,967 Yes! Nice! Nice, nice! 393 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,178 -Yes, yes, yes! -Yes! 394 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,226 -Damn it! -Damn it! 395 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,482 l don't deserve this. 396 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,331 Fuck it. We'll think of something. 397 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,512 Hey, girl. 398 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:46,598 Glad to have you back. 399 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,645 lt'd be funny if it weren't so serious, huh? 400 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:55,482 How's she doing? 401 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,818 -She'll be all right. -Give me your mask. 402 00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,278 How are you doing? 403 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:01,780 Okay, good. 404 00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:05,534 We'll get you out of this water. 405 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:12,291 Hey. 406 00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:15,711 Any of you guys got a cigarette? 407 00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:19,673 Listen, l smoke, like, 40 packs a day. 408 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,341 My lungs are trash. 409 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,093 You don't see me going under. 410 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,303 Right? 411 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,890 lt's a lot harder to drown than you think. 412 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:29,516 You'll be okay. 413 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,811 -Michelle, we'll be fine. -Thank you. 414 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,568 Come on. 415 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,487 -Come on. -Let's move around a little. 416 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,613 What was that for? 417 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:44,072 We'll get the blood flowing. That'll warm us up. 418 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:45,199 For being here. 419 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,826 We should look for some other boats. 420 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,078 There must be some around, right? 421 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,623 Absolutely. Someone will find us. 422 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,014 You all right? 423 00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:13,143 Not really. 424 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,230 l'll make it up to you. 425 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,030 -Something just touched my leg! -What the fuck was it? 426 00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,825 -What? -l don't know. There it is again! 427 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,287 A shark! l know it's a shark! 428 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,959 Okay. Okay. Just calm down, okay? 429 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,287 What do you see? 430 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,833 Maybe we should kick our legs. 431 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:19,418 Scare it away. 432 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,253 Or piss it off! 433 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:54,995 All right, nobody's bleeding. 434 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,705 lt ain't a shark. 435 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,875 -How do you know? -We're still here, aren't we? 436 00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:01,627 Yeah, that's the problem, Dan. 437 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,545 -l didn't plan for this. -No shit. 438 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,840 Don't you do some sort of pre-flight check, like a pilot? 439 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,176 Have some sort of emergency backup plans? 440 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,677 Obviously not. 441 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,095 -lsn't that standard? -Hey, 442 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:16,141 who died and made you Captain fucking Nemo? 443 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:19,061 You didn't notice either. None of you did. 444 00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:22,481 lt's your boat, Dan, not mine. 445 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,734 lf it weren't for you, Dan, 446 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:28,111 Amy would be up there, and we wouldn't be here right now. 447 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:32,157 Look, l said l was sorry, okay? 448 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,744 l should have checked. l should have checked. 449 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,080 l should have checked! What do you want me to say? 450 00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:40,457 All right, l didn't think. l made a mistake! 451 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,960 You spend millions on a boat, but you don't think? 452 00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,255 l need some space. 453 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,801 Well, that's great! We got loads of it out here, man! 454 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,552 You're MacGyver. 455 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,222 -Why don't you build something? -Yeah. 456 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:59,351 Why not pull a 747 out of your ass and fly us all out of here? 457 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:10,904 There has to be a way, 'cause Sara's still up there. 458 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,762 l feel cold. l can't move my legs anymore. 459 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,519 Please! Please! 460 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:44,229 Listen! 461 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:50,235 Will you give me a minute? l need some time to think. 462 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,708 Jesus! 463 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,003 What are you doing, Michelle? 464 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:12,007 -Michelle, what are you doing? -l'm just trying to stay afloat! 465 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,426 Why does she get the jacket? 466 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:15,844 -l need it, too! -Stop it! 467 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,846 We can... We can share it! 468 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,181 Michelle! 469 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,433 Get a hold of yourself. 470 00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:29,775 What is this? Best friends stick together forever? 471 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,155 l'm a person, too. 472 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:45,749 l just don't want to die out here! l don't... l don't want to die! 473 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,126 -l don't... l don't want to die! -lt's okay. 474 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,545 lt's okay. lt's okay. Come here. 475 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,464 -l can't... l can't... -Come on. Come on. 476 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:56,426 lt's fine. Trust me. Come on, Michelle. Trust me. 477 00:34:56,511 --> 00:35:00,305 Okay. Now, breathe. Breathe with me, okay? 478 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:03,683 Breathe. 479 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:08,480 There you go. There you go, see? See, you're gonna be fine. 480 00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:12,317 Trust me. Okay, now, l want you to breathe, Michelle. 481 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:13,985 Just breathe. 482 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,321 Breathe with me. 483 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,326 You're gonna be okay. 484 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:23,912 There you go. 485 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,465 Our Father who art in Heaven, 486 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,010 hallowed be thy name. 487 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,599 Thy kingdom come. 488 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,978 Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 489 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:55,986 Give us this day our daily bread 490 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,492 and forgive us our trespasses 491 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,871 as we forgive those who trespass against us. 492 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,875 And lead us not into temptation, 493 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,880 but deliver us from evil. 494 00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:20,385 For thine 495 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,557 is the kingdom, 496 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,561 the power 497 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:33,815 and the glory. 498 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,943 Amen. 499 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,947 Save your breath, Michelle. 500 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,577 lt doesn't hurt to ask. 501 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,207 Yeah. Blessed are those who ask for nothing 502 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,960 for they shall never be disappointed. 503 00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:56,630 What? 504 00:36:56,714 --> 00:37:00,300 He lets millions of people die every day. Children die. 505 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,094 What makes you think he's gonna save us? 506 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,723 Well, l ain't no saint, 507 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,771 but l'd like to think that there's something, something bigger out there. l don't know. 508 00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:15,357 'Cause if there isn't, 509 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:18,318 we're all fucked. 510 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:24,407 Mothers lift cars off their children when they get into an accident. 511 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,869 And people, they cure themselves of terminal illness. 512 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,205 lt happens, okay? 513 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,416 Maybe it can happen to us. 514 00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:35,752 lt has to happen. 515 00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,518 l'm so fucking cold! 516 00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:55,313 My hands are totally numb. 517 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:07,367 Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink. 518 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,996 A 75-foot nautical wet dream. Shit! 519 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:14,833 Lucky me. Just going to the Bahamas, man! 520 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,627 l'm so thirsty. 521 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:20,630 Boats are bound to come by sooner or later. 522 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,591 Somebody will find us. 523 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,178 lt's coming from the other side. 524 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:28,239 That's my phone. That's my phone. 525 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,992 Get it. Get it, get it, get it. 526 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:34,079 -Answer it! Answer the phone! -Careful, don't let it get wet. 527 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,497 -l can reach that. -Answer it. 528 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:41,795 Answer the phone. 529 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,799 Answer it! Answer it! 530 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,760 -Ring, baby. -Quick. 531 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,680 -Erica. -Happy birthday, baby brother. 532 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,600 For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow 533 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:56,851 Erica. 534 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,311 That nobody can deny 535 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,731 -Erica? Anybody? Can you hear us? -Happy birthday! 536 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,316 Help! We're drowning! Please! 537 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,026 Shut up! Erica? 538 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,653 -Zach, can you hear me? -Erica, hello? 539 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,947 -Zach, you there? -Erica! 540 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:12,534 -Help us! -Erica. Hello? 541 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:15,537 -What did you do? -Nothing! 542 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:17,914 -You hung up on her! -l did not! 543 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:20,583 -What happened? -Give it to me! 544 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,545 -Try to call her back. -Bullshit! Call 91 1 ! 545 00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,255 Come on. Come on. 546 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:28,091 Please! God damn it! Fuck! 547 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:29,759 No. 548 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,140 Zach. 549 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,982 We might have been able to fix it. 550 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:48,528 lt was soaking wet, Dan. lt was fucking fried. 551 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,321 Are you sure about that? 552 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:02,125 -Maybe she heard something. -Heard what? "Hello"? 553 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:05,879 How's that supposed to help? 554 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,174 You didn't even tell her where we were! 555 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,263 l'm serious! 556 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:21,019 We're gonna drown out here. 557 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,773 How come nobody's listening to me? We're gonna fucking die out here! 558 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,276 -Fucking die, you idiot! -Michelle, shut up! 559 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,737 -No, you shut the fuck up! -Hey, come on! 560 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,489 -Shut up! -Hey! Hey! 561 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,200 Knock it off! Let's keep it together! 562 00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:36,743 lt's bad enough out here. 563 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:40,538 We don't need to be starting in on each other every second. 564 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:59,098 -Leg cramp. -Where? Which one? 565 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,893 -The left. -Hold it up, hold it up. 566 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:04,187 Okay? Okay? 567 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:09,275 That's much better. Thanks. 568 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,760 -l have an idea. -What? 569 00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,264 Let's make a rope. Come on. 570 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,599 Nude up, everybody. 571 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:44,936 Nude up. 572 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:48,856 -Another one of your perverted stunts? -Give me some credit, Lauren. 573 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,442 We make a rope out of our shorts. 574 00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:54,487 Toss it up there, we'll hook it onto something. 575 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:57,490 l hate to say it, but it might actually work. 576 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,242 Chop-chop, people. 577 00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,703 l'm just... l'm so cold. 578 00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:05,873 You're wearing dental floss, sweetheart, not a ski parka. 579 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,834 Would you rather drown? 580 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:23,433 Shit! 581 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:29,397 -Hey! -Hey! 582 00:43:29,481 --> 00:43:30,523 Hey! 583 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:31,941 -Hey! -Hey! 584 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:33,735 -Hey! -Hey, stop! 585 00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:35,486 -Over here! -Stop! 586 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:36,863 Stop! 587 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,371 -Help! -Over here! 588 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,831 Hey! Stop! 589 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,125 God! 590 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:50,501 Stop! 591 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,170 -No! -Come on! 592 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:53,671 -Come on! -Stop! 593 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,049 -Come! -Over here. 594 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:57,842 Stop! 595 00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:00,762 Stop. 596 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,939 She'll be awake soon. 597 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,029 l need the knife. 598 00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:20,198 Okay. Here, l'll hold that. 599 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,742 -Careful. -Yeah. 600 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,996 -Okay. Should l start tying? -Yes. 601 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:34,170 -ls there any way to get in from below? -How should l know? 602 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,632 You own a boat like this, you don't know anything about it? 603 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:39,967 lt's a fucking yacht, Jimmy. Remember? 604 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,261 lf it looks good, l buy it, okay? 605 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,515 ls that the answer you're looking for? 'Cause it's the only one l got right now. 606 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,061 l need the mask. 607 00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:55,358 Thanks. 608 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,910 Hey, Zach. You done with the knife? 609 00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:09,080 -Yeah. -Thanks. 610 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,416 Let's tie this. 611 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:14,419 Yeah. lt looks good. 612 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:19,424 Hello. l am James Cousteau, explorer of the deep. 613 00:45:19,758 --> 00:45:21,801 ls it a good knot? You gotta make sure it's a good knot. 614 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:22,885 l'm gonna go take a peek below. 615 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,679 -ls it strong? -l think so. 616 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:27,348 -lt's gotta be able to hold me. -You all right? 617 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,891 l'll be fine. 618 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,603 Give me the bikini top. 619 00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:37,942 Tie knots if you can. 620 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,279 l may have dropped something. This is strong. 621 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,355 -Wring it out. -We have to wring it. 622 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,982 -Yeah. -Come on. 623 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,401 Go to your left. 624 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,153 Okay. 625 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:24,155 Back me up. 626 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,406 -You okay? -Yeah. 627 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,200 Wait, wait, wait. Here, pass it to Lauren. 628 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,409 Lauren. 629 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,912 -Someone hold it here. -l got it. 630 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,371 -Thank you so much. -Okay. 631 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:33,539 Wait, wait, wait. 632 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:35,958 That's it. One, 633 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,295 two... 634 00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:46,677 -Give me a "one, two, three." -Okay. 635 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,555 -Just a straight "one, two, three." -Okay. 636 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,308 -Fuck! -Here, wring it out. 637 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:53,851 Wring it out. 638 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,355 -You're getting this too wet. -lt's too wet. 639 00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:08,699 -l got it. -lt seems so easy. 640 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:10,409 -Okay. -You can do it. 641 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,994 -On three. -You can do it, Zach. 642 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,206 -One... To the left a little. -Okay. 643 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:19,293 One, two, three. 644 00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:44,610 -You can do it. You can do it. -Careful. 645 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,863 Come on, Zach. 646 00:47:47,739 --> 00:47:50,825 -You can get it, man. -Take it slow. 647 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,247 Come on. 648 00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:58,416 Careful. 649 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,061 Son of a bitch. 650 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,938 -Yes. Yes. -Yes, yes, yes, yes. 651 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,398 Oh, my God! 652 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:44,837 God damn it. 653 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:51,594 Yo, man. 654 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,722 -What's that? -l don't know. 655 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,560 lt's a square cut in the side of your boat, bro. 656 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:09,862 James! 657 00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:23,000 James. 658 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:36,013 What happened? Why are you... Are you all right? 659 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:42,186 Lauren! 660 00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:43,938 What happened? 661 00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:50,444 Hey, James. Lauren... 662 00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,990 ls he okay? ls he okay? 663 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,200 -James? -What happened? 664 00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:59,370 -Support his head. -What happened? 665 00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,206 Support his head. Keep it supported. 666 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:10,464 l think he has a skull fracture. 667 00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:15,094 -Jesus Christ. -He needs a hospital, and he needs it fast. 668 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,930 Enough of this bullshit. 669 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:21,058 James. James. Give me the knife. 670 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:39,035 No. 671 00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:45,958 Dan! What is wrong with you? 672 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,335 Buy yourself a new toy when we're out of this mess. 673 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,546 What the hell are you doing? 674 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:02,183 No! 675 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,366 Oh, my God! Couldn't you just leave him alone? 676 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,538 Give me some of the rope. God damn it, Dan. Now! 677 00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:26,874 Christ, Zach, l'm sorry. 678 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,251 What did you do? lt's just a stupid fucking boat! 679 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,212 What's wrong with you? 680 00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:37,343 This is gonna attract everything, isn't it? 681 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:51,357 He was just trying to get us out of here. 682 00:51:57,823 --> 00:52:00,991 Sara... Sara, l'm here! 683 00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:03,702 Mommy and Daddy are here! 684 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:05,162 Sara! 685 00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:09,625 l'm here! Mommy and Daddy are here! l... 686 00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:16,006 l'm sorry. 687 00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,343 l'm sorry. l'm sorry. 688 00:52:19,427 --> 00:52:22,346 Easiest thing in the world. lt means nothing! 689 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,766 Where's Michelle? 690 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:33,774 Michelle! 691 00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:36,652 Oh, my God. 692 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:41,657 -Michelle. -Michelle! 693 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:50,332 Michelle! 694 00:54:45,198 --> 00:54:46,699 How you doing? 695 00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:53,664 l feel cold. 696 00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:02,464 Well, we are at sea. 697 00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:07,678 Hold your head up, babe. 698 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:22,359 lt's fine. Maybe in 20 years, 699 00:55:23,528 --> 00:55:25,988 we'll look back on this and laugh. 700 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,713 lt's too bad 701 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:46,008 that Dan forgot his camera. 702 00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:48,052 His video camera? 703 00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,138 Yeah. 704 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:55,934 Remember El Matador Beach? 705 00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,145 Of course. 706 00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:03,150 You were so sexy that day. 707 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,367 Now l know you're delirious. 708 00:56:14,245 --> 00:56:16,580 How much sea water did you drink? 709 00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:23,420 l should've told you that then. 710 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:29,718 You can tell me when we get back to shore. 711 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:39,103 Okay? 712 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:50,114 Zach? 713 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,491 Zach. 714 00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:54,493 Zach, breathe! 715 00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:57,579 Zach, wake up! Help me, Amy! 716 00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:02,376 Zach, breathe! Breathe! Wake up! Breathe! 717 00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,128 Oh, no. 718 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:09,425 No. 719 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,302 God damn it! 720 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:15,556 No. No! 721 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,852 No. 722 00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:24,064 ls the boat worth more to you than your friends? 723 00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:30,821 He's dead! Zach's dead! Michelle's dead! 724 00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:33,824 But you still got your boat, right? 725 00:57:33,908 --> 00:57:38,662 Oh, yeah, l'm sorry. lt's a yacht! lt's a fucking yacht, isn't it? 726 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:40,080 No! 727 00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:43,167 lt's a fucking yacht! lt's a fucking yacht! 728 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,879 -Fucking yacht! Fucking yacht! -Stop it! Stop it! 729 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:49,006 Stop it. Stop it. 730 00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:51,258 You're on his side. 731 00:57:51,509 --> 00:57:55,053 -No! No, of course not. -That's what it looks like to me. 732 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:58,015 After everything he's done? 733 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:03,270 Old fires always burn, right? 734 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:07,232 James, l'm just... l'm just worried about you. 735 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,540 Most likely to succeed. 736 00:58:31,382 --> 00:58:36,053 l was voted Most Likely to Succeed our senior year. You guys remember that? 737 00:58:36,262 --> 00:58:37,429 Dan... 738 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:41,725 l didn't want Zach to hurt it, l... 739 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:45,062 l couldn't let him hurt it because... 740 00:58:48,399 --> 00:58:50,234 Because it isn't mine. 741 00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:53,779 The boat... 742 00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,116 This isn't my boat. This isn't my life. 743 00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:01,286 l couldn't... 744 00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:04,581 l couldn't rent something like this, let alone buy it. 745 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,000 -What? -l don't... 746 00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:09,586 l don't invest anything for anybody. 747 00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:16,260 l'm a fraud. l'm a monkey in a mailroom. l'm an errand boy. l'm nothing. 748 00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:22,224 l told Michelle l was a millionaire. 749 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:26,103 l told a hundred Michelles the same thing. 750 00:59:27,772 --> 00:59:31,066 l walk into their bars in my $2,000 suit 751 00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:34,278 with a picture of my boss's yacht in my pocket, and l... 752 00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:37,114 l promise to sail them around the world, 753 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:41,618 and they always believe me. You believed me. 754 00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:45,205 And, for once, just once, 755 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,084 l wanted to believe it myself. 756 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,212 l... 757 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:55,215 l'm so sorry. 758 00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:57,593 l... 759 00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:00,762 No. 760 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,058 Jesus Christ, l killed him. 761 01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:13,692 l killed them. 762 01:00:19,907 --> 01:00:21,992 Oh, God, it's all my fault. 763 01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:44,348 l loved him and l never got to tell him. 764 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:48,310 He knew. He knew. Let him go. 765 01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:49,603 No. No. 766 01:00:50,688 --> 01:00:53,857 Okay. Okay. Okay. 767 01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,863 God! 768 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,460 -l'm totally gonna puke. -Do it in your tent later. 769 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,628 Guys, do you think... 770 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:59,506 Guys, do you think we're gonna know each other forever? 771 01:01:59,590 --> 01:02:00,882 -Yeah! -Shut up. 772 01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:25,866 ls Sara still asleep? 773 01:02:27,201 --> 01:02:28,577 l think so. 774 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,875 She'll be getting hungry soon, won't she? 775 01:02:34,959 --> 01:02:36,209 Probably. 776 01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:39,129 We'll be back onboard by then. 777 01:02:49,056 --> 01:02:51,975 -l'll check on her before l go to bed. -Okay. 778 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,940 She's a good girl, isn't she? 779 01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:02,819 Just like her mom. 780 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:52,202 l think l'm gonna go for a little swim. 781 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:57,332 See if l can make it back to shore. 782 01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,794 -lt's too far. -Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. 783 01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:07,801 l'm not gonna die treading water, man. That's just not me. 784 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,304 lt's James, he's just... 785 01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,975 There's pressure on his brain, Amy. Just... 786 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:27,279 See you soon. 787 01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:54,764 -You're gonna make it. -Yeah, so are you. 788 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,059 -Okay. -Take care, okay? 789 01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:06,735 -Look after them while l'm gone, yeah? -Yes, ma'am. 790 01:05:09,488 --> 01:05:11,156 Wish me luck then. 791 01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:13,825 You won't need it. 792 01:05:58,371 --> 01:05:59,496 Sara! 793 01:06:01,999 --> 01:06:03,166 Baby girl! 794 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:08,213 Sara, can you hear me? l'm here. 795 01:06:10,841 --> 01:06:13,301 Your mommy's here. Can you hear me? 796 01:06:16,597 --> 01:06:18,181 Please stop crying! 797 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:22,936 l'm here, l just... l can't... 798 01:06:35,741 --> 01:06:38,451 l heard Sara crying. 799 01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:43,748 She's hungry. 800 01:06:46,919 --> 01:06:49,337 How are you... How are you doing? 801 01:06:53,884 --> 01:06:55,385 l'm all right. 802 01:06:58,347 --> 01:06:59,389 Dan? 803 01:07:02,143 --> 01:07:04,352 l can't move my legs anymore. 804 01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:18,491 lt's a square cut in the side of your boat. 805 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:21,411 He was just trying to get us out of here. 806 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,886 -What are you doing? -l... 807 01:07:37,970 --> 01:07:41,598 l wanna try to find the knife. 808 01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:49,689 -Do you know how far we've drifted? -l gotta... l gotta do something. 809 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:52,567 No. You don't. 810 01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:54,444 l do. 811 01:07:57,239 --> 01:07:58,698 l'll find it. 812 01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:02,494 Okay. 813 01:08:53,921 --> 01:09:01,553 James. 814 01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:08,643 l feel tired. 815 01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:14,691 Really tired. 816 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,030 My head hurts. 817 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,546 l think l'm gonna go to bed, all right? 818 01:09:40,843 --> 01:09:42,719 Don't go to sleep yet. 819 01:09:44,805 --> 01:09:46,806 You wait up for me, okay? 820 01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:50,059 You stay awake. 821 01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,063 -Sure. -Okay. 822 01:09:54,815 --> 01:09:56,232 Right. 823 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:01,863 -l'll wait up for you any day. -Okay. 824 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:12,874 -Yeah? -Yeah. 825 01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:15,877 Yeah. 826 01:10:33,729 --> 01:10:35,104 Don't cry. 827 01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:38,274 l'm sorry. 828 01:10:43,697 --> 01:10:45,031 Don't cry. 829 01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:47,867 lt's okay. 830 01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:30,451 James. James. 831 01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:33,621 Drink. lt's raining. 832 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:45,216 James. 833 01:13:14,598 --> 01:13:17,600 lt's okay. lt's okay. 834 01:13:44,461 --> 01:13:48,965 Sara and l, we're gonna... We're gonna miss you so much. 835 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:23,893 Grab it! 836 01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:30,960 lt should have been me! 837 01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:25,431 Amy! 838 01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:39,904 Climb up! 839 01:17:49,956 --> 01:17:52,875 Try it again! Come on! You can do it! 840 01:19:35,145 --> 01:20:11,639 Sara. 841 01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:17,019 l know. l'm sorry. l'm sorry l left you alone. 842 01:20:17,103 --> 01:20:20,314 l'm sorry. l didn't mean to. l didn't... 843 01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:26,028 lt's fine. lt's gonna be fine. lt's gonna be fine. 844 01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:46,483 Dan. 845 01:21:49,112 --> 01:23:05,562 Dan! 846 01:26:37,066 --> 01:26:38,192 Ahoy!