TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [GUNFIRE]
>> WHOA! HEY THERE!
WHY, THAT IS A MEAN-LOOKING PAIR OF PANTS IF I'VE EVER SEEN
SUCH A THING.
HELL, YEAH!
I'M ON FIRE, SIRE!
[GURGLING] HELL, YEAH!
>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY, I'M DRUNK AS HELL!
I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A-RINGIN' A BELL
MY FOOT IS TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING
I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOIN'
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
>> JET CARS ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG, CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND
SINGING ALONG CAR FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND-
NEW PHONE ♪ >> WELL, THAT'S NICE.
WHAT IS IT?
FAKE?
>> IT'S A ONE-GAUGE.
>> WHAT THE DAMAGE ON THAT?
>> IT'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD INTO VAPOR WHILE IT DE-MOLECULIZES
YOUR BONES.
THAT'S HOW FAKE IT IS.
>> YEAH, UH, GREAT.
THAT'S--WHAT'S THAT, LIKE AN INDIAN BURN KIND OF THING?
>> MY GRANDFATHER GAVE IT TO ME AFTER THE MEAT WARS.
HE WAS IN THEM.
>> WELL, THEN, YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS A GRUNT AND PROBABLY MADE
ZILCH.
I PITY HIS FAMILY.
I'VE CEASED TO CARE.
>> HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO.
THERE'S NO SHAME IN THAT.
>> I MOVED SOUTH.
MOMMY TOLD THEM I HAD CLUB FOOT.
>> YEAH.
PUSSES SAY WHAT PUSSES SAY FOR PUSSES' SAKE.
>> SAY WHAT YOU WILL, MONEY GETS YOU EVERYTHING, INCLUDING
HAPPINESS, BUT ESPECIALLY FRIENDS.
>> THE ONE WHO TALKS THE MOST SAYS THE LEAST, ESPECIALLY THE
ONE NEXT TO ME.
>> WHERE ARE WE NOW?
THE BIBLE OR SOMETHING?
THE BIBLE NEVER MADE MONEY.
IT'S POOR.
IT'S FULL OF POOR PEOPLE.
>> LOAD ME.
>> DO YOU SHOOT YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT GUN?
>> KA-KOW.
>> YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD QUIT.
>> I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T QUIT.
>> WHY NOT?
>> JUST BECAUSE IF I QUIT, THEY'LL KILL ME, AND THEN
THEY'LL COME AND KILL YOU.
>> LOOK, THE CAR IS PACKED.
LET'S LEAVE HERE TONIGHT.
LET'S LEAVE BEFORE THEY COME BACK.
>> BUT THEY'VE ALREADY SENT THE TIE, AND I'VE PUT IT TO MY
FLESH.
>> WE CAN BE MILES FROM HERE WITHIN THE HOUR.
>> OK, YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET ME GO GET MY SKATES.
>> I TOLD YOU I SMELLED FUEL.
I'M BIG INTO OIL.
I OWN LOTS OF IT, AND I KNOW WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE.
IT'S RICH-SMELLING.
THE SMELL ITSELF SPAWNS PROPERTY AND MANSIONS.
>> I'M GONNA BLOW HIM AWAY, ALL THE WAY AWAY.
>> IF YOU CAN FIND HIM.
BARELY FIND YOUR ASS TO CLEAN IT.
DO IT.
BE SOMEBODY.
BE SOMEBODY FOR THE GREAT RED ONE.
>> A, B, C, D, E.
>> WHAT THE GA?
>> I THINK THEY'VE LOST IT-- THEIR PROGRAM, THAT IS.
THEY'RE ALL GOING OUT OF THEIR MINDS.
>> MAKE THAT NOT HAPPEN.
>> I'M TIRED OF DOING STUFF FOR YOU.
AM I GETTING PAID?
[GUNSHOT] IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END THIS
WAY.
>> THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND-- "HAND" BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD
HERE.
>> FINGER DO, FINGER WON'T, FINGER WILL, FINGER DON'T.
>> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, THAT BACKWARD SLOW TALK?
>> IT MEANS YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM.
>> WELL, I GOT THE BUG ON IT, SO SHUT UP AND RELOAD ME.
>> [BEEPING] >> [SCREECHING]
>> OH, IT'S JUST A BUG.
EVERYBODY GO BACK TO SLEEP.
WE NEED TO REST FOR ONE MORE DAY.
>> WE'LL NEED MORE MEAT TO SLEEP.
>> THAT'S WHY I MADE THESE.
>> AH, WE KNEW YOU WERE SMART.
>> DO WEIRD DREAMS FROM THE MEAT--IS THAT HAPPENING TO YOU
GUYS?
>> DREAMS?
SHUT THEM OUT.
>> THAT'S WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT THEM.
I CAN'T.
YOU TRY, LITTLE GUY.
YOU TRY THE HARDEST.
>> ♪ WHERE DOES THE FIRE TRUCK GO?
>> GO? GO?
>> WHERE DOES THE FIRE TRUCK GO?
GO? GO?
AND WHEN DOES THE HAND KNOW?
KNOW, KNOW?
AND WHEN DOES THE HAND KNOW?
KNOW, KNOW? ♪ >> THIS IS THE BEST-SMELLING
FLOWER THAT I HAVE EVER SMELLED.
THIS IS ALSO THE BEST-SMELLING FLOWER THAT I HAVE EVER PICKED.
>> EAT THE FLOWER.
>> WOMEN DON'T EAT FLOWERS.
>> EAT IT FOR HIM.
>> THERE IS NO HIM.
>> THERE'S ABOUT TO BE.
>> EAT IT.
STRAIGHT As ON THIS ONE.
HMM. TOO LATE FOR YOU.
I'VE GOT THIS ONE.
WHAT IS IT, FIRE?
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FIRE.
WOW.
DON'T DO FIRE.
>> WELL, NOW, ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS WAIT, BOY.
HAND'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
HE'S MY HOMING HAND.
>> [MAKING BEEPING NOISES] [ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]
I'M INSIDE AN ELEVATOR.
HA HA HA!
BUTTONS!
HA HA HA!
BUTTONS!
AAH!
OH, WHAT A SUCK SONG.
SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
EXCELLENT!
[GLASS BREAKS] >> WHAT KIND--HA!
WHO DRANK ALL THIS LIQUOR?
ME.
HA HA HA!
STUPID QUESTION. ME.
SORRY, BRO.
>> DAMN, CUZ!
IS THAT YOUR JIBBLIN' OF A HELLO?
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I DON'T NEED THAT, MAN.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALIEN.
>> DAMN, MUG.
COOL THAT SMOKE WAGON BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS SO FAR,
YOU'LL BE KISSING THAT BELL TILL CHRISTMAS!
>> CHRISTMAS!
OH, MAN, CHRISTMAS IS COOL.
>> WELL, GET A TINSEL OF THIS, MAN.
I SHOT THIS ON THE STREET 10 MINUTES AGO WITH MY NEW CAMERA,
MAN.
CHECK IT OUT.
IT'S GOT ZOOM, UN-ZOOM, DE-ZOOM, YOUR MAMA ZOOM, ZOOM
ZOOM IN THE BOOM-BOOM, GRANDMA MA ZOOM.
WE GOT IT ALL, MAN.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> IT MEANS MY ALBUM DONE COME OUT, AND I NEED TO GO RECORD
FOR IT.
>> IT MEANS THAT THE CODE IS UNSTABLE, AND IT'S CLONING
ITSELF IN A BAD WAY.
THAT'S NEVER GOOD.
>> WHAT'S THAT JIMBO-KANIMBO MEAN, MAN?
>> WHAT'S THE JIMBO-KANIMBO?
GOLDEN JOE.
HA HA HA!
NEVER...STOP...DRINKING.
AH!
IT'S ALMOST OVER.
>> LIQUOR.
HEY, GET UP.
LISTEN, SOMEONE'S HERE.
>> I HEAR IT.
MY EARS TOLD ME.
MY BRAIN LISTENS TO MY EARS.
>> SHH! LISTEN.
>> [SCREECH] >> OH! OH!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAN.
HOW AM I GONNA MAKE THE RECORDS?
OH, NO!
>> IT'S GETTING CLOSER.
>> [SQUEAKING] >> ALL WEAPONS COCK!
>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
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