[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGIN' A BELL
PEDAL TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S A-FLOWIN'
I GOT A PORN SHOOT, I GOTTA GET GOING
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN
12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND
SINGING ALONG WHAT'S WRONG IS RIGHT,
WHAT'S RIGHT IS WRONG MAKIN' OUT ON YA AT THE
END OF THE BAR BLACKIN' OUT AND PICKIN' UP
ANOTHER SCAR HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
JET CAR ROLLIN' ALL NIGHT LONG CAR FULL OF BITCHES
AND A BRAND-NEW BONG BURGLE CRAZY INTO THE NIGHT
WHAT'S RIGHT IS WRONG, WHAT'S WRONG IS RIGHT
DOIN' ALL THINGS AND CONSIDERING NO ONE
I GOT A PORN SHOOT, I GOTTA GET GOING
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN
A 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE JET CAR ROLLIN' ALL NIGHT LONG
CAR FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND-NEW BONG
BURGLE CRAZY INTO THE NIGHT WHAT'S RIGHT IS WRONG,
WHAT'S WRONG IS RIGHT DOIN' ALL THINGS AND CONSIDERIN'
NO ONE I GOT A PORN SHOOT,
I GOTTA GET GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
THERE'S NO F'N PLAN 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE
SKILLET! HERE'S THE BOWL, NOW FILL IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHARK'S LISTENING?
FAR OUT ♪ [PLAYING SLOW TUNE]
>> [HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] >> YOU WANDER IN THE SCREAMING
TOWN AS [INDISTINCT] ROAM THE ENTIRE WORLDLY REALM ALONE
EYES CRY A BRACKISH BRINE ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR
ON TERRA FIRMA, I STAND TALLER YET I REMAIN IN SQUAMOUS
SQUALOR, SLIPPING DOWN THE BOTTOM LINE
>> ♪ YOU STAY EMOTION MY SOUL IS YOUR OCEAN
FOREVER WILL NEVER CONCERN ME TIME IS FLEETING,
SEPARATING MEANING DESPERATE ISOLATION ENGULFS ME
AMPUTATION, EMULATION, LORENZINI ♪
[TAPPING] >> UHH. LOOK AT THIS ONE.
THAT ONE LOOKS NICE, TOO.
[STIFLES LAUGHTER] IT FEELS LIKE I'M STARING
AT THOUSANDS OF SHOES.
[LAUGHS] SERIOUSLY, WHO'S GOT SOME SHOES?
[CRASH] DOES ANYBODY WORK HERE?
DO I--DO I WORK HERE?
EXCUSE ME.
COULD I GET SOME HATS?
[LAUGHS] NO. HA.
I AM SUCH A...
SERIOUSLY, COULD I-- COULD I TRY SOME SHOES ON?
[STIFLES LAUGHTER] MY HEAD IS FREEZING.
ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP.
I SAID GIVE ME THE SHOES.
[LAUGHS] OR ELSE THIS PLACE IS GOING UP.
[LAUGHS] CAN I SMOKE THIS IN HERE?
TOO LATE.
[GLASS SHATTERS] [LAUGHS]
WHAT?
WOW.
WHO DID THAT? ME?
NICE.
I WISH THE POLICE WOULD COME, [STIFLES LAUGHTER]
'CAUSE I AM A FIREMAN.
[LAUGHS] I DON'T HAVE ANY WATER.
[SPITTING] THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING.
[STIFLES LAUGHTER] [SPITS]
UHH.
GOD, I WISH I COULD HELP.
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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IT'S BEEN FUN BEIN' A COP.