1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 LIKE RINGING A BELL FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING I GOT A PORN SHOOT 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 I GOTTA GET GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:27,000 HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 AND A BRAND-NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] 12 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:54,000 [RUSTLING] >> NICE--NICE CAVE, MAN. 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 UH, WHAT IS THIS? 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:01,000 UH, A CAVE? 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 OH, IT IS A CAVE. 16 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:11,000 SO I GUESS WE'RE GOING INSIDE THIS CAVE. 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:19,000 DON'T YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING? 18 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:29,000 [HEARTBEAT] >> LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO. 19 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:37,000 [HEARTBEAT] >> LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO. 20 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:47,000 >> I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. 21 00:01:47,000 --> 00:02:00,000 >> I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. 22 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 [CLICK] [GUNSHOT] 23 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 >> WHO'S YOUR MOTHER? 24 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 WHOO-HOO, THAT'S HOW YOU BREAK SOMEBODY OFF RIGHT THERE. 25 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 THAT SUCKER SURE CAN RUN! 26 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 DID YOU NAIL HIS ASS? 27 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 >> NO... 28 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 NO ONE OUTRUNS MY BULLETS, MAN. 29 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 THEY'RE... 30 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 FAST. 31 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 HA HA HA! 32 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MAN, BUT HE DONE 33 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 OUTRUN YOUR BUTT. 34 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 HE OUTRAN 'EM LIKE YESTERDAY, MAN. 35 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 >> LIKE, WHEW. 36 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 POW. 37 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 >> DAMN, DUDE! 38 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 >> COME ON, MAN. 39 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE FAST. 40 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 >> MAN, YOU SURE CAN SQUEEZE A TRIGGER, MAN. 41 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 >> DUDE, THAT IS A HAND. 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 THAT IS A FAST HAND. 43 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 >> NO WAY, MAN! 44 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 STEP OFF, MAN! STEP OFF! 45 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 >> STOP IT. 46 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,000 >> GET OFF ME. 47 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF. 48 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 >> STAY STILL, DUDE. 49 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 >> NO, SHORTY! 50 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 >> YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 51 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 >> YOU'RE GONNA BLOW MY DAMN HEAD OFF! 52 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 >> NO, I KNOW. 53 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 >> I AIN'T GOT NOTHING ELSE, MAN! 54 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 >> SO, DON'T STAY STILL. 55 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 MOVE AROUND 'CAUSE... 56 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I GOT THIS. 57 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 >> NO, YOU DON'T. 58 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 YOU STRAIGHT-UP LYING. 59 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 THANK YOU, DOG. 60 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED. 61 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 SHORTY'S IN CONTROL RIGHT HERE. 62 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 AHH. 63 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 >> WHAT IS THAT? 64 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 >> IT'S A HAND. 65 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 >> NO WAY. 66 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:19,000 [THUD] I WONDER, UM... 67 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:28,000 WHOSE HAND IT COULD BE. 68 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 >> WHOA, MAN. 69 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 NOW THIS IS A NICE CHAIR. 70 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 THIS AIN'T NO NAUGAHYDE. 71 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:41,000 THIS IS A REAL LEATHER CHAIR. 72 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:51,000 [CRACKING] [PLAYING] 73 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:58,000 [CRACKING] [PLAYING] 74 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 MAN, WHAT THE HELL YOU PLAYING, MAN? 75 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 IS THAT OLD BOOGER HAZE? 76 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 >> AAH! 77 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 >> HEY, MAN. 78 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 DON'T GET PISSED. 79 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I'M JUST SAYING. 80 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:17,000 IT SOUNDED REMOTELY LIKE BOOGER HAZE. 81 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:27,000 [PLAYING] [BUZZING] 82 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:58,000 [PLAYING] [BUZZING] 83 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 >> YOU KNOW, THIS TOWN REALLY PISSES ME OFF. 84 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 >> I KNOW. 85 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 IT PISSES ME OFF, TOO. 86 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 >> THERE'S NOT ONE PERSON HERE WHO WILL RACE ME, AND THAT IS 87 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:14,000 SURE TO PISS OFF A GUY WHO OWNS THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WEST... 88 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 OR THE EAST. 89 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 90 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,000 >> HONESTLY, NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR POOR LITTLE CAR. 91 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 IT'S ALSO SO BORING. 92 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 >> WELL... 93 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 [BEEPING] [EXPLOSION] 94 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 THEY BETTER START CARING... 95 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 [FASTER BEEPING] [EXPLOSIONS] 96 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,000 [STREAKING SOUND] 'CAUSE I CARE ABOUT IT A LOT. 97 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 YOU DIG? 98 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:45,000 >> OH, I DIG, AND I KNOW THAT YOU DIG WHAT YOU DIG, BUT I HOPE 99 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 HE DIGS WHAT YOU DIG. 100 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 HE IS WATCHING, YOU KNOW. 101 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 >> THEN WATCH ON, MY BROTHER. 102 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,000 WATCH AS THE BLACK SHARK TURNS IT ALL THE WAY UP. 103 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:08,000 [TICKING] >> SOMETHING'S TELLING ME THIS 104 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:14,000 [TICKING] >> SOMETHING'S TELLING ME THIS 105 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 HAND KNOWS MORE THAN IT'S TELLING ME. 106 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,000 THIS HAND IS UP TO SOMETHING. 107 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 IT KNOWS SOME STUFF, AND IT WON'T TELL US. 108 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 >> FOR REAL, MAN? 109 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 I THINK IT'S TRYING TO STRAIGHT-UP TRIP. 110 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 I THINK IT'S TRYING TO HAMBURGER ITS WAY INTO EATING US A HOT DOG 111 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 OR SOMETHING, HOMEY, 'CAUSE I HAD A HOT DOG IN MY DAY, MAN. 112 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 BOY, THEM FRANKS--WHOO! 113 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 >> MMM... 114 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 NO. 115 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 NOT THAT. 116 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 >> THAT'S THE HAND THAT CUT OFF MY LEG. 117 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 >> NO. 118 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,000 THAT'S THE HAND THAT CUT OFF MY LEG. 119 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 >> NO. 120 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 MY LEG. 121 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 >> NO. 122 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 MY LEG. 123 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 >> I HAVE AN IDEA THAT INVOLVES SKILLET AND I. 124 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 >> NO. MY LEG. 125 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 >> LEAVING. 126 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 >> NO. I'M SURE IT WAS MY-- >> WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? 127 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:02,000 >> UM... 128 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 >> NO. MY LEG. 129 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 >> STUFF. 130 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 JUST DO SOME STUFF. 131 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 WE'LL BE BACK. 132 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 [THUD] >> AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 133 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 134 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:18,000 WHERE HAVEN'T WE EVER BEEN? 135 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR CLOSES] 136 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 >> YOU JUST LET HIM LEAVE LIKE THAT AND LEAVE US HERE WITH A 137 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 BROKEN HAND TO GET US KILLED? 138 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 NOW, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT? 139 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 MY HEAD HURTS. 140 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 EVERY TIME I DAMN TURN AROUND, I SEE AN EYEBALL OR HAND OR 141 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 SOMETHING ALWAYS GOING WRONG UP IN HERE. 142 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN HERE? 143 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 I'M ALL TIRED, MAN! 144 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I'M TIRED OF THIS SH--WHOO! 145 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 GET ME OFF! 146 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 AT MY HEAD. 147 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:46,000 >> YOU ARE SO MEAN WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. 148 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 >> [MUFFLED VOICE] WHAT KIND OF CAR IS IT? 149 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 THAT'S A NEAT CAR. 150 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:50,000 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS CAR? 151 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST? 152 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST? 153 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 HOW MUCH DID IT COST, THE CAR? 154 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 IS THIS YOUR CAR 'CAUSE IT'S NEAT. 155 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS? 156 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 THAT'S A NEAT CAR. 157 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS CAR? 158 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST? 159 00:07:59,000 --> 00:07:59,000 HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST? 160 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,000 HOW MUCH DID IT COST, THE CAR? 161 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 IS THIS YOUR CAR 'CAUSE IT'S NEAT. 162 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS? 163 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 THAT'S A NEAT CAR. 164 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS CAR? 165 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST? 166 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 >> OHH. 167 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 >> HOW MUCH DID IT COST? 168 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS? 169 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 >> THAT BITCH KNOWS TOO MUCH. 170 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 >> HOW MUCH DID THIS CAR COST? 171 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 HOW MUCH DID IT COST, THE CAR? 172 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 IS THIS YOUR CAR 'CAUSE IT'S NEAT. 173 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THIS? 174 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 >> GET IN. 175 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 >> WHAT SONG IS THIS? 176 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT? 177 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 178 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS SONG? 179 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 DID YOU BUY IT? 180 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,000 CAN YOU BURN IT FOR ME? 181 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 WILL YOU BURN ME THIS SONG? 182 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 WILL YOU BURN ME THIS SONG? 183 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 WHERE WE GOING? 184 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I SAID WHAT SONG IS THIS? 185 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 WHAT SONG IS IT? 186 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,000 YOU'RE SINGING IT. 187 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 ARE WE THERE YET? 188 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:36,000 ARE WE THERE? ARE WE THERE? 189 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:43,000 >> [LOUD SQUEAKING] >> THIS WAS FREE. 190 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 SOMEHOW THIS WAS FREE. 191 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> AND THE GAS IS FREE, TOO. 192 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> THE GUY IN THERE TOLD ME. 193 00:08:50,000 --> 00:09:00,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> [REPEATING "I HAVE TO PEE"] 194 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 >> WHERE IS LITTLE MIGHTY MOUSE GOING? 195 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 >> OH, I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING. 196 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:10,000 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THIS LITTLE CAR--THIS POOR, BORING 197 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:14,000 LITTLE CAR--IN GEAR AND CHASE HIM? 198 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 >> IT'S IN THE GEAR. 199 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 IT ONLY HAS ONE. 200 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 >> I HAVE TO PEE. 201 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I SAID I HAVE TO PEE. 202 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 >> OOH, WHAT HAPPENED? 203 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I GUESS NOW YOU HAVE A MORE SERIOUS PROBLEM THAN HAVING TO 204 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 PEE. 205 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 >> THAT WASN'T NICE. 206 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 THAT WASN'T NICE. 207 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 THAT WASN'T NICE. 208 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:41,000 YOU CAN'T KILL ME. 209 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 >> HMM. 210 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 I GUESS ROOSTER IS STILL AT THAT PARTY. 211 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:50,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> [ROARING] 212 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 >> YOU HEAR THAT? 213 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 SHH. LISTEN. 214 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:00,000 >> [BUZZING] >> LOAD UP. 215 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:10,000 [GUNFIRE] LET'S GET TO THE SHACK. 216 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,000 [GUNFIRE] LET'S GET TO THE SHACK. 217 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:20,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> WHAT? 218 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> THEY'RE, UH... 219 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 THEY'RE GONE. 220 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000 THEY'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE. 221 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:31,000 OH, GEE. 222 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:41,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> OH, GOOD FIND. 223 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:59,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> OH, GOOD FIND. 224 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 225 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,000 >> [SQUEAKING] >> HOLY GEE. 226 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:14,000 DAMN, ROOSTER. 227 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:21,000 [GROWLING] >> I KNOW YOU. 228 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:30,000 >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 229 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:37,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 230 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 231 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ 232 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000 >> YOU CAN'T KILL ME.