1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,000 HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 WE STOPPED. 14 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,000 [SCREECHING] OH. 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 WE'RE OUT OF GAS. 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 [SCREECHING] YEAH. 17 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 GOOD IDEA. 18 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,000 [SHUFFLING] WHAT'S UP WITH THIS NIGHT? 19 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,000 WHY IS IT SO... 20 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 NIGHT? 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:27,000 [DRUNKEN SINGING] [SCREECHING] 22 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 AHEM. 23 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT? 24 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 THE WHAT? 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 [SCREECH] THE WHERE? 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,000 [SCREECH] OH... 27 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 STAR CIRCLE. 28 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 [SCREECH] CIRCLE OF STARS. 29 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,000 [SCREECH] CIRCLE OF THE... 30 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 ROUNDNESS? 31 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:53,000 [SCREECHING] UH... 32 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 DAMN, MY HEAD. 33 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 I NEED SOME ASPIRIN. 34 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 MAN, THIS WEB SUCKS MY ASS. 35 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 DO YOU HEAR ME? 36 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 HEY, HEY, YOU! 37 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 WHATEVER. 38 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 HEY, YOU KNOW ME, DON'T YOU? 39 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 I KNOW YOU DO. 40 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 OH, GOOD, SQUARE'S HERE. 41 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 HI, SQUARE. 42 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 LICK IT, OVAL. 43 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 WHAT'S YOUR SQUARE PLEASURE? 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,000 YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE IT, BUT IT'S RUSIANIK CHID. 45 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:48,000 IT'S AN OLD DRINK OF KINGS OF OLD, KINGS OF OLD RICHNESS OLD. 46 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I GOT IT, BUT CAN YOU AFFORD IT, YOU STUPID BOB QUART? 47 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,000 I'M SORRY, DID YOU JUST TRY TO CALL ME A BOB QUART? 48 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 YOU? 49 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 DID I? 50 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I DID. 51 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE A PURPLE WAFER. 52 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 OH, REALLY? 53 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 WHAT I'M ACTUALLY THINKING, AND PLEASE TAKE THIS THE WRONG 54 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 WAY AS FAR UP YOUR HOLE AS YOU CAN, IS THAT YOUR GUNKO 55 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 SCHLINGER IS THE SIZE OF A FORT MEIZER'S RETICULUS. 56 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 OOH, KA-BLAM-O! 57 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 WRONG ATTITUDE, PARTNER. 58 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,000 IT DOESN'T WORK TOO WELL WHEN IT'S NOT REAL. 59 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 [HORN SOUNDS] YOU SHUT UP, TOO! 60 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 WHAT'S UP, DUDACON? 61 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 HA HA! 62 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 HA HA! 63 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 OK, WHAT'S UP? 64 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I GOTTA LEAVE. 65 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 LET'S LEAVE. 66 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 WE'LL START THIS OVER, OK? 67 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 HOLD ON. 68 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 YO, DUDACON! 69 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 HA HA! 70 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 WAS IT BETTER THAT TIME? 71 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 HMM? 72 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 DID YOU BELIEVE ME? 73 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:13,000 [COCKS PISTOL] AND... 74 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 HE'S DOWN. 75 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 HE'S... 76 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 A RATHER GOOD SHOT, DON'T YOU THINK? 77 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 YES, HE IS. 78 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000 HE WAS THE HIGHEST MARKSMAN IN THE CLASS. 79 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 WELL, I'LL BE. 80 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:32,000 I BET YOU HE COULD PROBABLY HIT A MITE FROM 1,000 YARDS OUT 81 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 IN HIGH WIND. 82 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 IF, UH... 83 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 THE WIND IS HIGH THAN IT WOULDN'T DISRUPT HIS 84 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 SHOT, WOULD IT? 85 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF ADDING THAT KIND OF WIND... 86 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 TO IT? 87 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I WAS REFERRING TO A POOR WIND THAT WOULD BE LOW BUT HIGH 88 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 IN SPEED AND RICH MONEY... 89 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:01,000 RICHNESS, THE KIND OF MONEY SPEED THAT WOULD RICHLY AFFECT A 90 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 BULLET'S WEALTHY TRAJECTORY. 91 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 OH. 92 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,000 GOT SOME, UH, MEAT STUFF HERE. 93 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 HA HA! 94 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I KNOW. 95 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 IT'S TOTALLY STOLEN. 96 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 HA HA! 97 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 YEAH, BUT-- I STOLE IT. 98 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 HA HA! 99 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 ARE THEY ON THE WAY-- ON THE WAY? 100 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 HA HA! 101 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 ON IT. 102 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 THE WAY. 103 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 AHH... 104 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:34,000 HA HA! 105 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:34,000 UH... 106 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 AHH... 107 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 [RAPID BREATHING] HA HA! 108 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 WHOA. 109 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 DID YOU BRING THE LEG? 110 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 DO--AM I-- WAS I SUPPOSED TO? 111 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 HA HA! 112 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:54,000 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR KRUGER AND YOU CAN BE MY NANCY GIRL ♪ 113 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 OH, HE GOT IT. 114 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 ♪ OH, I'LL BE YOUR FRED SANFORD ♪ 115 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 THIS IS LIKE MUFF, DUDE. 116 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 YOU BETTER DITCH THAT MUZZLE LOADER AND GET A DAMN A.R. 117 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 FOR THAT THING COME SCRATCH OF THE WOODS. 118 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 YEAH, BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN. 119 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 SON OF A BITCH RAN OFF WITH MUFF IN HIS DAMN MOUTH. 120 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 FOUND HIM 3 DAYS LATER DOWN BY THE RIVER. 121 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 HE SEEMED OK AT FIRST, BUT HE WASN'T OK, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I 122 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 MEAN. 123 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,000 MAN, SPIDER, THEN HE WENT CRAZY. 124 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 RUNNING ALL AROUND, SCREAMING HOW HE WAS GONNA QUIT Q109 AND 125 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 ALL THIS STUFF, HOW THEY WERE OUT TO GET HIM. 126 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 LIKE, THEY WERE GONNA COME AND GET HIM IN THE NIGHT OR 127 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 SOMETHING WEIRD LIKE THAT. 128 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 OK, WE'RE HERE. 129 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 MY LEG HURTS. 130 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 I KNOW, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A NEW ONE. 131 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 THIS MUST BE THE LEG SHOP. 132 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:44,000 WHY WOULD THE HAND CUT OFF MY LEG? 133 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 MAYBE SO WE WOULD COME HERE? 134 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 SO HERE WE ARE... 135 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 HERE. 136 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 137 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 AH, FITZ. 138 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,000 I SEE YOU BROUGHT THE EYE. 139 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 I SEE THAT YOU DID SEE I BROUGHT THE EYE. 140 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,000 YO, MOUSE, REMEMBER THAT DRINK YOU DONE OWE ME? 141 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I'M SO INTO DOING WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. 142 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 YEAH, WE BOTH INTO DRINKING, MAN. 143 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 WE DRINKERS. 144 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 WHAT ARE WE DRINKING? 145 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 MAN, POUR OUT A LITTLE LIQUOR. 146 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 OK, EVERYBODY... 147 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 GIMME THE DRINKS. 148 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 HA HA! 149 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,000 COME WITH ME. 150 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 TO WHERE? 151 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 TO MY HOSPITAL. 152 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 BUT FIRST, YOU GOTTA LOOK AT THIS. 153 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:49,000 [MACHINERY CLANKING] WHAT IS IT? 154 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,000 TWIN EYEBALLS. 155 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 THEY MATCH. 156 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I'M STARVING. 157 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 HOW DO YOU LIKE MY CAR? 158 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 IT'S... 159 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 OK... 160 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 IF YOU'RE POOR. 161 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 30,000 HORSEPOWER. 162 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:23,000 30k HP. 163 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 30,000-- I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. 164 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,000 YOU WILL HEAR ME EVERY TIME. 165 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE LIQUOR'S DEAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST 166 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,000 ROLL THIS BITCH ALL OVER TOWN WITH THE FREEDOMS. 167 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 YES, IT DOES. 168 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I'M BLACK NOW. 169 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 THIS IS JUST LIKE THE POOR. 170 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 UH, YEAH. 171 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:17,000 WHY DON'T YOU, UM, JUST SINK BACK INTO THAT LEATHER AND HUSH. 172 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:22,000 I WOULD TURN THE STEREO ON BUT IT WOULD KILL YOU. 173 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 OH... 174 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I'D LOVE ME SOME COOKIES. 175 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 MMM... 176 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:45,000 JUST A SMALL TASTE OF MY MIGHTY BLACKNESS. 177 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 HE'S COMING TO. 178 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 HAND ME THOSE THINGS. 179 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW? 180 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 HAND ME THOSE THINGS. 181 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 THESE THINGS? 182 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 NO. NO, NO. 183 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 WHAT THINGS? 184 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,000 THESE THINGS? 185 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 GIVE ME THAT COLD THING. 186 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 GIVE ME THE THING THAT MAKES EVERYTHING COLD. 187 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THESE THINGS ARE. 188 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 THEY YOUR THINGS? 189 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 GIVE ME THOSE THINGS. 190 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 OH, THESE THINGS. 191 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:22,000 WHERE DOES--IS THAT YOUR BLOOD? 192 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 COME ON, MAN, WHAT IS THIS CRAP? 193 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 194 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 OUCH! 195 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 HA HA! 196 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 I DONE TORE UP IN THIS.... 197 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 HEY, NO! 198 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I DONE TORE UP-- HA HA! 199 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 [COUGHING] DUDE... 200 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 [POUNDING] WHO--WHO'S THAT? 201 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 EYE? 202 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 OK, YOU GET IT. 203 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 I AIN'T GONNA GET IT. 204 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 YOU GO GET IT, MAN. 205 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 [POUNDING] YOU BETTER GO GET IT 206 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 BEFORE I CRACK. 207 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 HOLD IT, LET'S START OVER. 208 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 AHEM, YOU GET IT. 209 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 MAN, YOU GO GET IT. 210 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 DON'T MAKE ME PUT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, MAN. 211 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 NO, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, OK? 212 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 YOU GOT IT? 213 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 MAN-- [CRASH] 214 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:15,000 ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 215 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:22,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 216 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 217 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY