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Hey, do you know what time, like, the return bus comes?

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Cool.

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♪♪

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Hey, what's up? My name's Francis,

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and I'm writing an article about Cardboard City

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for my school newspaper.

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Could I, like, ask you a couple questions or whatever?

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Ok-eye.

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So do have any, like, special skills?

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Eye...dance.

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♪♪

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That was cool.

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You should, like, dance on a stage or something.

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Eye...

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shy.

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Uh... [Chuckles] Hello?

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[ Scoffs ] Okay.

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So, like, what advice do you have for, like, somebody my age?

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Grow the hell up!

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What the hell do we have so many children

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these days runnin' around everywhere for?

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How many big ballers do you know

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that are 2, 3, 4, 5 years old? Nobody, right?

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Ain't nobody ballin' at your young-ass age,

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so grow the hell up.

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Wait.

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Like, how old are you?

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How old do I look, man?!

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I dunno. Like...40?

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What! Yo mama's 40.

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That's it! I'm done with this donkey-ass interview, man.

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Wait, hold on.

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I am done, bruh. I am overdone, man.

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I'm burnt!

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I'll take questions now.

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I have a question.

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What are your pet peeves?

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I hate when, uh, you're in the shower...

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I -- I -- I hate when you're in the shower.

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And I'm talking to you.

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What are you, like, afraid of more than anything

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in the whole world?

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Uh...

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lions.

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Whoa, have you ever seen one?

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No, uhh, I mean what do they look like?

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You're not a lion are you?

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Hey, who are you? What are you doing here?

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Umm...my name's Francis.

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I'm doing a school project about Cardboard City.

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Do you have permission? Do you have a form?

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Umm, no.

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Where's the form? Let me see it. Give it to me. Give it to me.

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Tell me what you are doing. What are you doing?

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-Ummm... -Do you have permission?

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Where's the form? Let me see it.

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Who are you? What are you doing?

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Why are you here? What are you doing here?

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Do you have permission? Where's the form?

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Give it to me. Give it to me.

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Give it to me.

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What are you doing? Tell me what you are doing.

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Hey, who are you? What're you doing here?

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Where's the form?

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So how many kids do you have?

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I hear bees have, like, a ton of kids.

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I don't know. I mean, listen.

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I go to a lot of parties.

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I can't -- I can't do that math, man.

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How often do you chill with them?

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I'm not even sure.

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I don't know if they're mine anymore.

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There's always some young ones running around.

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I'm like, well, that's too young to be mine.

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Cause I haven't touched her in five years at least.

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Have you ever gotten so pissed

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that you, like, freaking stung someone?

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My brother, Lewis, stung someone once.

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He did die shortly after, but it was because

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he got stabbed in the face with a knife.

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Whoa, that must have been, like, a tiny knife.

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Like, to stab, like, a freaking bee in the face?

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Let's not get wise now, okay?

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There are knives of all sizes.

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So, like, what do you think your reputation --

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[ Glugs ]

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Umm, what do you think your reputation --

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What do you think -- [ Glugs ]

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What do you -- [ Glugs ]

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What do you think your reputation is in Cardboard City?

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Like, do people think you're chill?

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[ Smash! ]

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My reputation's pretty big time.

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Okay, you must go out on a lot of dates, then.

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So, like, what's your favorite thing to do on a first date?

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Assassination.

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What? Fascination?

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No, assassination, like we get some guns and take somebody out.

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Kinda like a heavy question or whatever,

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but, like, when you die, like,

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I don't know, like, what do you want to be remembered for?

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As that cool dude who did all that cool stuff.

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But that's gonna be hard to do because...I'm bulletproof.

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Whoa, you're bulletproof?

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[Chuckles] That's cool.

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Like, talk about that. Like, I don't know.

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Like, how did that happen?

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Like, what's the story behind that?

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Like, are you, like, bionic or something,

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or, like, half-man, half-machine?

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I don't know, like...

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[ Gunshot ]

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Ummm, ow.

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[ Chuckles ] Why'd you do that?

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I like to stay active.

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What's your name?

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Cool name.

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♪♪

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Whoa, this place is sweet.

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So. you grow corndogs, but what do you like to eat?

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Corndogs...

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beer...

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some jerky...

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corndog jerky...

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corn.

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Mustard.

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[ Insects chirping ]

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Whoa, robots.

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What happens if I push this button?

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You will die.

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Cool.

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[ Slooooooop! ]

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What do you do to, like, chill before going to bed every night?

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Playing the guitar and a nice glass of wine.

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I don't sleep.

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Okay, what's your favorite word in, like,

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the English language or whatever?

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-Foo-pin-gyah. -Ocelot.

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I like the syllables.

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So do you think a hotdog is a sandwich?

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I don't have time for matters of the heart.

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Whew!

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Whoa, nice tub.

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♪♪

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You're a cool-looking guy.

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Um, who are you, like, dating right now?

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You wanna know who I've been on dates with lately?

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Benjamin Franklin.

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Oh, uhm, I think he's dead.

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You just leave the thinking to the rich people.

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Do you have, like, I don't know, like,

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a maid or, like, a butler or something?

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They've all disappointed me at one time or another.

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[ Vocalizes ] [ Splat! ]

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Oh, God.

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They've all disappointed me at one time or another,

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and I don't think I have to tell you where that ends.

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-Where? -The bottom of a well.

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Do you get pleasure doing that kind of stuff,

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or does it just make you feel dirty?

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Hmmm.

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Dirty is pleasure.

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Since you're so rich, like,

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do you, like, give money to charity or whatever?

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What is charity?

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I don't know. They're, like, these groups

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and, like, you can, like, give money to them

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and, like, like, they help make --

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Wait, where are you going?

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This interview is over and boring.

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[ Splash! ]

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[ Chuckles ] Uhm, so, like, kind of a crazy question

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or whatever, but, like, have you ever eaten a person?

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I eat everything I can get my teeth on.

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Whoa, who was the last person you ate?

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I did not ask him his name. [ Sighs ]

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Okay. [Chuckles]

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If you could be any animal besides a shark,

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which would it be and why?

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A bigger shark.

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Can you, like, say more?

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No.

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[ Chuckles ] What's that?

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♪♪

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Oh, for sure.

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♪ If you can wrap your tiny brain ♪

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♪ Around the world where fish talk ♪

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♪ A squirrel plays drums, geometry is rich ♪

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♪ And eyeballs walk ♪

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♪ And you may have the chance for your mind to advance ♪

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♪ It's not rocket science, it's just television ♪

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♪ It's only a show, it's only a show ♪

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♪ Keep telling yourself it's only a show ♪

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♪ So free your mind and turn over your soul ♪

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♪♪