TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY
I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY
LIKE A RICKETY BELL
FOOT TO THE FLOOR
AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING
I GOTTA FORTUNE
I GOTTA GET IT GOING ♪
>> ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪
>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪
>> ♪ JETCAR'S ROLLING
ALL NIGHT LONG
CRANKING UP THE JAMS
AND SINGING ALONG
CAR FULL OF RICHES
AND A BRAND-NEW PHONE ♪
>> TODAY'S A GOOD DAY FOR
PLAYING CATCH.
I WONDER WHO WILL PLAY CATCH
WITH ME TODAY.
WHAT THE--
STOP.
WHERE'S EVERYONE GOING?
>> WELL, FIRST OFF, ALL THOSE
PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY FOLLOWING
ME, BECAUSE I HAVE A 7,000-MILE
GLOBAL HEAD START, SO IF YOU
THINK I'M FOLLOWING THEM, YOU
ARE WRONG.
I AM A LEADER, NOT A FOLLOWER.
>> YOU PLAY CATCH WITH ME NOW.
>> NO, UH...
NO WAY IN HELL.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY
CATCH?
>> I KNOW HOW TO PLAY "YOU GIVE
ME $40."
>> IT'S EASY.
I THROW BALL, AND YOU CATCH
BALL.
TRY IT NOW.
YOU DIDN'T CATCH THE BALL.
TRY AGAIN.
>> I DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS.
>> OH.
>> AND NOW THAT YOU'VE MADE ME
ADMIT WHAT YOU WRONGFULLY THINK
IS A MEDICAL INCONSISTENCY, I
HAVE TO GO.
I'M EXTREMELY LATE, AND YOU ARE
THE ONE WHO HAS PROBLEMS, NOT
ME.
>> HEY, YOU WANT TO PLAY CATCH?
>> UH, NO.
I DO NOT.
HEY, DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WHERE
EVERYONE WENT TO?
>> YES.
>> OK.
WHICH WAY WAS THAT TO?
>> YOU'RE ENDING YOUR SENTENCES
IN PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES.
YOU BETTER STOP ENDING YOUR
SENTENCES IN PREPOSITIONAL
PHRASES.
>> HA HA, OR WHAT?
>> OR I'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU
KILLED ME.
>> YEAH, LOOK.
I WAS LATE BECAUSE I HAD TO
CLOSE THE BAR, AND I DON'T EVER
CLOSE THE BAR, BUT I CLOSED IT,
OK?
SO IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, TELL ME
WHERE THEY WENT TO.
>> NEVER.
[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SKILLET.
DOWN, DOWN, SKILLET.
STOP.
EVERYBODY STOP.
WHEN I GO LIKE THIS...
[PLAYING RIFF]
THAT'S WHEN YOU HIT THE CYMBAL.
[SQUEAKING]
NO, MAN.
YOU'RE STILL DOING IT WRONG.
[SQUEAKING]
WHAT'D YOU, UM, WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH THE CYMBALS?
[KNOCKING]
[LOUD SQUEAKING]
>> WELCOME TO "THE SHARK SHOW."
UM, TONIGHT IS GONNA BE REALLY
FUN 'CAUSE WE HAVE PRONTO HERE.
AND HERE'S PRONTO.
ANYWAY, PRONTO, TO MY LEFT,
LIVES IN A CONDO DOWN OFF
QUIVER.
HE'S INTO, UH, ARCHERY.
ARCHERY, MOUSE.
YOU HEAR THAT?
PRONTO'S INTO ARCHERY.
AND HE'S THE BEST.
HE'S AN ARCHERIST, MOUSE.
AN ARCHERIST.
>> THAT'S A GOOD SHOW.
[SQUEAKING]
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S NOT A GOOD SHOW AT ALL.
[SQUEAKING]
I KNOW.
I'M HUNGRY, TOO, BUT THERE'S
ONLY A HAND AND A COLD PHONE IN
THE ICEBOX.
[EXPLOSION]
[GUNFIRE]
>> EVERYBODY, DON'T MOVE.
STOP--STOP MOVING AROUND SO
MUCH...
AROUND.
[CHUCKLING]
UH, DOWN.
GIVE ME THE CASH.
COME ON--COME ON, GUYS.
I'M TOTALLY--I'M TOTALLY
SERIOUS.
[GUNFIRE]
[EXPLOSION]
[GUNFIRE]
I'M NOT...FOOLIN'.
HA HA HA!
♪ F-F-F-FOOLIN' ♪
AROUND.
GIVE IT TO ME.
GIVE ME THE CASH.
OH, GOD!
THE LEPPARD ROCKS.
RIGHT?
♪ F-FOOLIN' ♪
[SIGH]
I'M STARVING.
[GUNFIRE]
[SQUEAKING]
I'M GONNA COUNT...
TO, LIKE, 3, OK?
AND EVERYBODY WHO CAN GIVE ME
CASH, THEY BETTER GIVE IT TO ME.
ALL RIGHT?
LIKE...NOW.
EVERYBODY.
[CHUCKLING]
[COUGHING]
OK.
GIVE ME THE CASH.
GIVE ME SOME FRIES.
[GUNFIRE]
IS THE GUN ON HERE?
[CHUCKLING]
[GUNFIRE]
EVERYBODY?
WHERE'D YOU GO?
GIVE ME SOME FRIES.
HA HA HA!
YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE CASH,
RIGHT?
'CAUSE THEN I'LL HAVE THE CASH,
OK?
AND THEN PEOPLE--THEY COME OVER
TO ME, AND I'LL SAY--THEY'LL
SAY...
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
LET ME START OVER.
PEOPLE MIGHT COME UP TO ME AND
SAY, "CAN I HAVE SOME CASH OR
SOME MONEY?"
AND I'LL SAY, "NO WAY, DUDE."
[GUNSHOT]
AWESOME.
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
[DOOR OPENS]
>> WHO WAS THAT...
PERSON WE WERE FIGHTING?
[SQUEAKING]
I DON'T KNOW, EITHER.
[SQUEAKING]
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
AND WHY?
[SQUEAKING]
HE, UH...
HE DOESN'T COUNT, MAN.
[DOOR OPENS]
>> OFFICER, YOU CAN'T SLEEP
HERE.
OFFICER?
OFFICER, YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE,
OFFICER.
>> STOP.
>> YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE,
OFFICER.
YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE.
OFFICER, YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE.
>> STOP IT.
STOP IT, STOP IT.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHO
I AM.
YOU DON'T ASK ME WHO I AM, YOU
DON'T KNOW ME, YOU DON'T NEED TO
KNOW WHO I AM, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO I AM, YOU DON'T ASK ME WHO
I AM, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU
DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHO I AM, YOU
DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.
>> I KNOW.
NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU
TO YOU.
I SAID I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK
YOU TO YOU.
I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU TO
YOU.
I SAID I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK
YOU TO YOU.
I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU TO
YOU.
[GUNFIRE]
[DOOR OPENS]
>> OH, IT'S YOU.
>> NO ONE WILL PLAY CATCH WITH
ME.
>> GOOD.
>> MY JOB AT THE DINER IS NOT
WORKING OUT.
I WOULD RATHER PLAY CATCH ALL
DAY THAN WORK AT THAT DINER WITH
THE FOOD.
>> I HAVE AN IDEA, AND IT'S A
GOOD ONE.
>> TELL ME.
>> GO OUTSIDE, STAND IN THE
ROAD.
EVERY TIME YOU SEE A CAR, FLIP
IT OFF.
>> WHAT WILL THAT DO?
>> IT WILL BE NEAT.
>> I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW VERY
LUCKY YOU ARE TO KNOW ME SINCE
I'M SO INCREDIBLY INCREDIBLE.
>> YEAH.
I AM.
>> I HEARD THAT YOUR GREENY
FRIEND HAD A HANKERING FOR
CIRCUS DOGS.
>> I KNOW.
>> AND THAT NEW GUY GOT HIMSELF
A PRIZE.
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
>> YOU ARE SO...TALK SO MUCH.
>> WELL, I'M JUST STATING THE
OBVIOUS, WHICH MAKES ME 100%
RIGHT DURING ALL CONVERSATION.
>> YEAH, SO, UH, YOU SURE
THIS'LL WORK?
>> HAS IT EVER NOT SUCCEEDED?
NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T USE THE "F"
WORD BECAUSE THAT WORD IS TO BE
NOT FOUND IN MY VOCAB.
KEEP THAT THING AWAY, OR I WON'T
DO THIS.
>> DO IT.
>> DO IT, "PLEASE."
OK.
YOU WIN.
[INDISTINCT]
IT IS DONE.
I DID IT.
>> GET OUT.
>> I WILL BILL YOU.
>> ALL THE WAY OUT.
>> IN A HUGE WAY.
>> YEAH, KEEP GOING.
KEEP GOING.
JUST--NO, JUST KEEP GOING TILL I
STOP SAYING "KEEP GOING."
KEEP GOING.
CAN YOU EVEN STILL HEAR ME?
GOOD.
>> WHAT THE--
WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR PROBLEM?
>> SEASHELLS RUN DRY OVER THE
SEASHELL.
>> THE WHAT?
>> SEASHELLS RUN DRY OVER THE
SEASHELL.
>> UM...
>> SEASHELLS RUN DRY OVER THE--
>> STOP.
GET IN.
NO WAY.
[SQUEAKING]
>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE,
12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪
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