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>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL

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I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A RICKETY BELL

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FOOT TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING

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I GOTTA...

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I GOTTA GET IT GOING >> ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE

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12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

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12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JETCAR'S ROLLING

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ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS

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AND SINGING ALONG CAR FULL OF RICHES

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AND A BRAND NEW PHONE ♪ >> CAN I HELP YOU?

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AND A BRAND NEW PHONE ♪ >> CAN I HELP YOU?

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>> CAN I HELP YOU?

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>> WHAT DO YOU DO?

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>> I DO IT ALL.

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>> HAVE A SEAT.

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>> I WILL, BECAUSE THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN DO.

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>> DO SOMETHING.

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[CLOCK TICKING] >> DO SOMETHING.

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>> I AM.

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I DID.

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IT'S ALREADY DONE.

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>> WHAT DID YOU DO?

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WHAT DID YOU DO?

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>> I HELPED YOU.

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>> ARE YOU DRUNK?

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>> NOT DRUNK ENOUGH.

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>> CAN I HELP YOU?

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>> YES, YOU CAN.

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I GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

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>> OK.

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I'M HIRED.

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>> A BUSINESSMAN IS COMING IN TODAY.

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VERY IMPORTANT.

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>> WHOA.

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A REAL BUSINESSMAN?

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NO WAY.

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>> HE'S RECTANGLE-Y.

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THAT'S HOW YOU'LL KNOW HIM, BY HIS RECTANGULAR-NESS.

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>> NO WAY.

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>> DRIVE HIM TO CHEESE INDUSTRIES.

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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT IS.

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THAT'S WHY WE PICKED YOU, BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS.

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>> RIGHT NOW.

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>> MM-HMM.

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>> OH, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

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I GOT TO DO THIS FIRST.

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AAH.

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>> OK, THAT WORKS.

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HOW ABOUT NOW?

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>> YES, HOW ABOUT NOW?

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>> YEAH, NOW'S GOOD.

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BEFORE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, BUT BEFORE IS OVER.

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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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>> I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT CHEESE INDUSTRIES.

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>> SO?

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>> I'D LIKE TO HIRE YOU TO DRIVE ME THERE.

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>> NO TALKING.

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PAY.

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>> HOW MUCH IN THE WORLD IS IT?

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>> GET IN.

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>> GOD, IS THE HEAT ON IN HERE?

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>> IT SHOULD BE.

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YOU LIKE PORNO?

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>> WELL, UH...

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>> LOOK AT THIS.

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>> UM, I DON'T HAVE ANY EYES.

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>> OH, MAN.

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SUCKS FOR YOU.

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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU FEEL AROUND BACK THERE AND GRAB ME A BEER?

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>> BUT YOU'RE DRIVING.

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>> WAS DRIVING.

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SITTING BACK HERE WITH YOU NOW.

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>> ARE WE HERE?

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BECAUSE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING.

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>> YEAH, WE'RE HERE.

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HEY, LET ME HELP YOU INSIDE.

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>> WAIT A SECOND.

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IS THIS CHEESE INDUSTRIES?

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>> IT'S ABOUT TO BE.

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YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.

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>> WHAT?

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>> JUST LIE DOWN ON THE BED.

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OK, AND ROLL CAMERA.

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AND ACTION.

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ACTION.

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COME ON.

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GET ON NOW.

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>> ALTHOUGH THIS IS A COMFORTABLE BED.

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>> KISS IT.

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>> I DON'T THINK THIS IS CHEESE INDUSTRIES.

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>> KISS IT.

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SQUEEZE IT.

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SKILLET, COME ON, LET'S GO.

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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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>> WAIT.

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HANG ON.

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>> MY HEAD.

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THAT GUY WAS SUCH A DORK.

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WE SHOULD ROB THAT BANK.

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[SCREECHING] [ALARM RINGING]

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[SCREECHING] ALL RIGHT.

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ALL RIGHT.

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ALL RIGHT.

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HEY, RHODA, LET ME GET, UH...

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12 BEERS.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING HERE?

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YOUR OUTSTANDING GAYNESS?

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>> NOPE.

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OUR BANK ROBBERY.

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>> YOU ROBBED A BANK?

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>> HELL, YEAH.

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>> YOU BOYS ARE WILD.

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>> YES, WE ARE.

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>> I MEAN, YOU BOY ARE LIKE "WILD" WILD, YOU KNOW WHAT I

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MEAN?

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>> THAT'S RIGHT.

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>> I MEAN, COMPLETELY WILD WILDNESS, WILDY, AND I SALUTE

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YOU.

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>> YES, SIR.

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LIKE, WHOA.

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LOOKIT DOWN THERE.

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ME-OUSE.

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MEOUSE.

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MEOUSE.

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[SMOOCHING] >> EEW!

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>> OW.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> MAKING OUT ON YOU.

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IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.

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I MEAN, COME ON.

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LOOK HOW YOU'RE DRESSED.

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>> YOU'RE SUCH A DICK.

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>> EEW!

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GET AWAY.

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>> AW, COME ON, BABY.

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>> MAN POWER, GO.

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>> DON'T BE THAT WAY.

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[SCREECHING] >> WAIT A MINUTE.

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THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG.

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♪ I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY HER COAT IS SO WARM

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>> YOU BOYS, UH, HEAR ANYTHING, BANK ROBBERY, ABOUT IT?

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>> YE--YEP.

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>> UM, IS THAT YOUR STOLEN JET OUTSIDE WITH ALL THOSE BAGS OF

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MONEY IN THE BACK SEAT?

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[GIGGLES] DUDE?

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>> WELL, DOES IT HAVE BULLET HOLES IN IT?

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>> UM, NO.

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>> THEN IT'S NOT MINE, IS IT?

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>> OH, WAIT A SECOND.

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THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE BEERS.

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YOU MUST HAVE PRETTY GOOD JOBS TO PAY FOR THOSE KIND OF BEERS.

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[SCREECHING] [BOTH LAUGHING]

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>> EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT BARTENDER JUST CALLED YOU A HOMO.

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>> OH.

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>> SKILLET, WE JUST SPENT $64,000 IN THAT BAR, SO WE'RE

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GOING TO HAVE TO GET JOBS TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT WE ROB

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BANKS.

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BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET A DRINK.

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>> EH, FITZ, THE USUAL?

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>> YEP.

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>> THAT'LL BE...

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LET'S SEE...

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$300?

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>> TELL YOU WHAT.

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>> PERFECT.

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>> WATCH OUT.

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OH, MY GOD.

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WATCH OUT.

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WATCH, WATCH, WATCH!

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WATCH IT!

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IS HE DEAD?

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>> NO, I'M JUST DRUNK.

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>> WATCH OUT!

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OH, MY GOD.

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>> IT'S COOL, EVERYBODY, I'M JUST DRUNK.

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SEE?

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IT'S OK.

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IT'S ALL COOL, MAN.

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IT'S JUST-- WHAT?

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WHAT?

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WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING-- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

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WHAT'S THAT?

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IS THAT A METEOR?

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THAT'S A COOL METEOR.

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HEY, KID.

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YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING.

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YOU'D BE GREAT IN PICTURES.

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>> I WOULD?

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>> YEAH, YOU WOULD.

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HO HO!

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UP TOP.

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>> I'M TOO DRUNK.

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>> PERFECT.

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LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK, BECAUSE YOU ARE HIRED, SIR.

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HA HA!

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>> WELL, SEE, FIRST I NEED TO CHECK WITH MY BOSS, BECAUSE HE'S

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A SHARK.

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WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A SHARK?

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>> OW.

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NICE.

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>> YOU NEED SOME HELP?

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>> WAIT.

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I'LL DO IT.

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>> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

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>> I SENT YOU OUT TO PICK UP A CLIENT AND TAKE HIM TO A

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YES, SIR.

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>> INSTEAD OF THAT, YOU TOOK HIM TO A PORNO SET, WHERE HE STARRED

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IN HIS VERY FIRST PORNO.

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THEN YOU BLEW HIM UP.

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>> WRONG.

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THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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>> THEN YOU ROBBED A BANK.

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>> ROBBED A BANK?

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>> THREW UP ON A WOMAN.

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>> WHAT?

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>> AND SANG TO THE POLICE.

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>> THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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I DIDN'T DO THAT.

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>> HUH.

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SO WHAT DID YOU DO?

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>> I DID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO.

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>> WHICH WAS WHAT AGAIN?

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>> ALL THINGS.

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A-L-L.

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>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?

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THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE.

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THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT.

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>> OH, YEAH, I THINK I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE.

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>> BULLETPROOF.

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>> HMM.

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THEN I GUESS I'LL TAKE THE JOB.

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WHAT IS THE JOB?

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>> "I" LIVE IN ON AN "I"-LAND IN "I"-OWA...

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

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