Love: Previously on "Bridezillas" --
Amber was all planner all the time.
I'm the bride, but I'm also a wedding planner.
-You have to let go. -I can't.
She needs to really calm down.
Love: And her dress was a mess.
-It's really not fixable? -It's too late, Amber.
Well, there's one thing they will see.
Love: But after her soon-to-be sister-in-law
put her on blast...
You and my brother should have stayed separated.
...Amber's reaction may have cost her
everything and everyone.
They ain't been that perfect neither.
Amber, at this point I don't know where my best friend is,
but you need to find her.
I'm making it down the aisle with or without her.
Love: And tonight, meet Roshonda,
the bride who can't and won't make a decision about anything.
She change her mind every five minutes.
Roshonda: I just don't want to make the wrong decision.
Love: But when her feuding parents put her in the middle,
will she have to pick one or the other?
I want you to agree that he can be there. No.
I'm just gonna ask her not to come.
Love: Plus, Amber's rage hits its breaking point.
Aah!
Now we're runnin' behind for real, for real.
This is not okay. I want to start my wedding.
I want people talking about this for the rest of their lives.
Love: Oh, they sure will be when they see this.
[Crowd gasping]
Welcome to "Bridezillas." I'm your girl Loni Love.
Welcome to Dallas, babies, and meet our no-nonsense,
keeping-it-100-at-all-times bride-to-be Roshonda.
Kyle! Come talk to me while I'm doing this.
This is my fiancé, Kyle, my teddy, my best friend.
Ah, they so cute!
We met at work, and you was rude.
You really were. Your mama rude.
Whatever. We became friends.
We became friends, you know.
At the time, I was still married,
um, in the process of getting a divorce.
Okay, by "in the process," you mean what exactly?
Explain it to a sister.
When we started having feelings for each other,
I wasn't married, but I did have a girlfriend.
Wait, what? I'm gettin' a little lost.
-No. -No? It wasn't?
He had a girl that he was dating,
and he had an option.
Players always got options, don't they?
So I told him, we're not going to have sex,
we're not going to be in a committed relationship,
we're not gonna do anything until he knocks all of that out.
So we just gonna trust
that he ain't about that life no more?
The last thing I want is for you
to have a repeat of your past.
I don't play like that.
Like, if my feelings gets hurt,
somebody has to die.
They call it involuntary manslaughter for a reason.
Yeah, but when you plan it, it's called premeditated.
-Now, that's enough of that. -All right.
Now, it's important for me that you stay on your diet.
You tryin' to fit into your tuxedo.
-I'm gonna fit. -You have a goal weight.
You still have not met that part yet. Okay.
I decided to go on a diet
because we took engagement photos,
and I was so big in the pictures.
I was kind of a heifer.
So I weighed out my food, and so far
I've lost between 30-something and 40-something pounds.
Yeah, I'm just trying to make sure everything goes smooth.
It's not gonna go smoothly if I'm not happy.
Roshonda's been stressed.
I'm moody.
Oh, definitely very moody.
I'm inconsistent. Emotional.
Especially with having to plan the wedding.
Theresa wants to stay with us until the wedding.
No, that's not gonna happen.
Theresa, who is my cousin,
along with a few of the other bridesmaids,
want to stay with me all week.
Nobody wants to go get a hotel.
They's not gonna just mooch off of me.
People are leeches, especially ol' Theresa.
Because she knows that she's my favorite cousin,
like, she's trying to get away with murder.
She can't stay here. Nobody can stay here.
I'm with you, I'm 100% with you.
But you have to back me on that. Okay.
I really don't want to have to deal with this (bleep)
Like, my mom is already staying with me now.
Mama. She getting on my last nerve.
Love: Ooh! What did mama do?
The relationship with me and my mom is kind of sketchy.
I mean, her staying here is a stress in itself,
like, with everything they got goin' on
as far as their divorce.
My mom and my stepdad are, like --
they're on the outs, they're going through it.
You know, me trying to talk to her about it,
it always turns into bull (bleep).
It always turns to an argument.
And it's my mom, and I do love her.
I love her to death,
but I love my stepdad, too.
She's upset with me. She think I'm "Team Will."
Will raised me in addition to my own dad.
Like, I really don't want to have to choose a parent.
I want him to walk me down the aisle.
If I have to dismiss my mom from the wedding
in order for my stepdad to be, you know, comfortable,
then that's what'll just have to happen.
Love: Damn! choosing your stepdad over your own mama?
You gotta look at the big picture.
What's the big picture? The big picture is...
It's my wedding day.
I can go from zero to 1,000, like, really quick.
I don't want to have to kick anybody out,
but will I if I feel disrespected
or if I'm not getting
what I feel like this week deserves?
Then hell yeah. Like, the kindness is gone.
Like, survival of the fittest.
Love: Child, if you ask me, trouble is on the way.
With only two days till her wedding,
Amber is cruising through a sketchy part of town
with Lavisha, her unfaithful maid of honor.
Amber, at this point I don't know where my best friend is,
but you need to find her.
Love: Judging by that fearful look in your eyes,
looks like she found you first, Lavisha.
So what are we gonna do tonight?
What do we have planned?
Just wait and see.
This don't look like a spa. Not in this neighborhood.
You don't think she actually be trying to kill you, right?
-I don't know. -I got a surprise for you.
Lavisha: What in the hell?
[Scary music plays]
What in the world are we doing here?
-How are you? -Hello.
-Welcome to Breaking Bad. -How are y'all?
Love: What she bringin' in with you?
What's with the outfits?
Looks like we're getting ready to hide some evidence.
-Are -- are you ready? -No.
Girl, what I do to you?
Amber: I'm ready to smash.
♪♪
A little bit of everybody that's pissing me off at this point.
Oh, my God! This feels so (bleep) good.
Going to the spa is for calm people.
Aah! Oh! Oh!
And as much stress as I'm going through,
I need to scream and yell at something.
[Laughs] Aah!
[Laughs]
All right, what is this for?
Who's it for? Who done pissed me off?
Oh, Chenise all I can think about.
It's you! Aah!
I definitely brought a lot of pictures
of some different people, especially Chenise.
[Grunts]
I haven't talked to her since Chenise showed up last night.
You and my brother should have stayed separated.
[Gasps]
Bitch.
I see a lot of Stephens, too.
I'm not okay with him right now
because his procrastination really, really gets to me.
I'll make sure it gets done, all right?
You've said this for how long now?
It's either you trust me or you don't.
I don't know what to trust.
There's some Florence pictures in there
because she's trying to take control
and just hire people all willy nilly.
Tracy, is it? Stacy.
Florence: If you don't agree to this,
I don't know what else I can do to you.
Stacy! You should have asked me first!
And all the girls that decided not to come
to my bachelorette party...
Ugh! Ugh!
This was definitely not what I thought we were gonna do.
Love: We're just happy she wasn't tryin' to murder your ass.
Ah!
[Pops] That was Amber's head, by the way.
[Laughs]
[Grunts]
My wedding day will be perfect
despite everybody that is doing me wrong!
It's clear as day, like, this wedding
is gonna be the way I want it or nothing at all.
Agh! Aggggh!
We don't want anybody to end up like that room.
Love: Let's hope Amber gets her dream day,
or else she might take a sledgehammer to her cake.
♪♪
-Ready? -Uh-huh.
-You excited? -Yeah.
Love: Five days until the wedding,
and with a lot left to be finalized,
Roshonda and Kyle are having a final meeting
with their décor team.
Today we're here so that I can meet with my cake lady
and go over décor.
My vendors are upset with me.
They are wanting me to nail something down.
It's just so hard to make a decision
when I don't have a real vision at this point.
Love: Well, best find a vision and make some decisions.
It's the week of. Y'all can come on in.
And we have everything pretty much set up for you guys,
just to kind of give you a viewing of, like,
some of the centerpieces.
We've been trying this for a year now.
This is it.
Let's make these decisions today.
Love: Y'all have been at this for a year?
Well, this one is -- to me,
I feel like it needs to be a purple,
light purples, dark purples, pink even, um...
Wait, you mean like that purple and that pink?
Mm, okay.
But it looks like the lavender is missing out of that one.
I want to see, like, a little pink.
Shonda's always been like this since I've known her.
Uh, she's -- she's...ah.
Love: Baby, I think the word you looking for is "color blind."
We'll let Dana speak with you guys in regards to the cake.
This should be a easier decision.
Cake is cake, and everybody loves it.
Each tier have a different flavor.
I really could care less about what the cake tastes like.
I really am more focused on what it looks like.
This is where we goin with it,
so we will have the rosette look,
but we're gonna put -- it'll be purple.
Okay, so before I just decide on that,
I did like another cake, and it does have rosettes,
but it has, like, a... A ombre.
...like, a ombre purple.
But -- but I don't know how it's gonna look.
Love: Probably just like the picture you're holding up.
I'm not a visual person, so unless I actually see it,
then I don't know if I want it.
I don't know how it's gonna come across on the cake.
Is that too dark?
Is the icing gonna taste like, um, licorice? No.
Love: Now I see why y'all been at this for a year.
I don't know. I can't just make a decision.
I have to go home. I have to, like, write it down,
I have to look at it and see if I like it.
Love: Girl, I believe that message is called confusing AF.
Roshonda: I just don't want to make the wrong decision.
I was just thinking purple, white, purple, white.
But is it gonna look like mish-mashed, though?
Like, purple, white, purple, white.
Love: Roshonda might drive these ladies
to make a career change soon.
Just pick a cake.
You need to make a decision.
I know, but I don't want it to look -- Stick with it.
I just feel like I want it to be right.
It's just cake.
Why you so mad? You just agitated about...
Very.
I get a little turned on when he gets mad.
Love: Freaky. Get him upset, mix in some cake.
You nasty, girl.
Oh, he's gonna get a reward tonight.
Love: Reward him by finally picking a cake.
[Laughs]
We need to finalize this today. Okay.
So we gonna settle on that one?
Are we gonna settle on that?
Yes, four tiers, dark purple...
-Uh-huh. -...white and gold.
Uh-huh. So we can lock this in?
♪♪
I can get with that. I can -- I can deal with that.
Lock us in.
Roshonda: Even though they said today was it,
I feel like if I'm paying,
I should still be able to get what I want.
So if I have to make another change,
then that's what I'm gonna do, period.
There's no take-backs. [Laughs]
There's no take-backs.
Love: Hope she signed the contract
in something more permanent than frosting.
Coming up...
-Where you gonna stay at? -Here.
Uh, no.
...as tensions within Roshonda's family rise...
She family. She ain't goin' nowhere.
...will her own mother become the enemy?
You can go with her, ma.
Hurry up.
Plus...
Amber, I think I want you to have a seat.
Well, I'm not going to.
...will Amber and her planners battle for control...
-I'm the bride. -No.
...lead to a wedding-day face-off?
I feel like something bad is gonna happen.
This is not okay. That's it.
I don't -- I'm done.
Love: And stay tuned for the playback clap back.
So are you really defending Chenise?
I am defending Chenise.
But you weren't defending her before.
Okay.
♪ With a whole lotta... ♪
Love: After barely managing to select décor
and deciding on a cake,
Roshonda's going to need all the support she can get
to make it through the rest of her wedding week.
Wow. People out here really testing you, Shonda.
The bridesmaids are driving me crazy.
Summer and Neacy --
they didn't know that the wedding was on Sunday.
How do you not know it's a (bleep) Sunday?
Everybody has a smartphone. Everybody has a calendar.
If bridesmaids don't come through for me,
I would feel so hurt.
I feel like I'm in a real crisis right now.
I feel like I chose people who they're not paying attention
to, like, the little things.
Love: Right, like what day the wedding actually is.
I'm sick of it.
Right now, Kyle is the only person that I can count on.
Was that Theresa? I hope not.
Things I need to do is,
I still have pictures I need to print out,
my sand ceremony that I need to go get,
my damn dress.
I still need jewelry.
I still have lots of things I still need to do,
and that's all on my own.
Hey, Shonda.
Hell no.
What you doing here already? I came for the wedding.
Love: At least she's early, whoever she is.
I'm Theresa, and I'm Shonda's bridesmaid.
I'm here today because her mom told me she was here,
so I'm comin' to show my support.
Do you have stuff that you need to do?
No, I'm just gonna hang out with you.
I don't need nobody to hang out with.
What I need is somebody to help me get some (bleep) done.
Theresa's been kicked out once because she waited
to the last of last minutes to get her dress.
She also did not get her shoes.
Love: Ain't nothing worse than a repeat-offender bridesmaid.
-Where you gonna stay at? -Uh, here.
Uh, no.
We already talked about this (bleep).
Like, staying here is not a option.
I mean, it's the week of the wedding.
You let her in, did you? I already had told you
I didn't want nobody staying here this week.
Love: Mama looks like she kinda enjoying this.
My mom is going through a separation,
and, you know, she's staying with me now.
I don't need another person eating food, suckin' up my air.
Like, I want to suck up my own air.
You can't -- you can't be here.
I'm gonna just get my stuff and go.
Love: Don't think you got a choice, sis.
It's kind of like that fly that gets in the house
when you leave a door open too long.
You feel like I'm wrong? I'm not taking nobody's side.
But you said you was gonna make sure
that she understood that she couldn't be here.
She family. She ain't goin' nowhere.
-So really? -Yeah.
So y'all gonna try to double-team me?
You tellin' me I got to sleep outside like a homeless person?
She's indecisive. She's impulsive.
She's acting like a crazy person.
You cannot stay here.
I know you're getting married, but damn.
You being a complete bitch.
Love: Ooh! And here's where the line got crossed.
Leave then!
You don't throw family out like that.
Okay, you can go with her, ma.
Don't start no (bleep).
I'm dealing with y'all divorce. I'm dealing with people...
-Going through my divorce? -Yes, I'm dealing with you also.
It's done with. It's over with.
You still got the hatred.
Roshonda: My mom is a hypocrite.
On the one hand, she wants me to --
"Oh, this is family. Invite them in."
But at the same time,
because she's on the outs with my stepdad,
he's not invited to anything.
I'm still the outcast because I still like him.
I still love him. I still talk to him.
I still communicate with him.
Ugh!
Come on, Theresa.
Shonda just don't want to except how I feel.
To see him, to be there at the wedding,
it's gonna cause me a lot of anxiety and stress.
-Come on, let's go. -If Theresa going, I'm going.
-Bye, mom. -Damn, we got us a two for one.
Love: Cousin Theresa and Mama out!
Theresa: That's supposed to be my favorite cousin,
and after today, she better not say a word to me.
Hurry up.
I think that she needs talkin' to.
I guess I'm-a just message Ingrid
and let her know that's one more bouquet
she don't have to worry about.
♪♪
Love: It's the day before Amber's wedding
and her final opportunity to make sure everyone is on point,
especially a certain business partner.
So today we are here to do rehearsal.
This is pretty much a rehearsal for Florence as well,
just to make sure she really understands what's going on.
I'm not your basic bride.
I'm not doing everything like everybody else.
I need to make sure that everybody's lined up correctly,
that nobody's walking with the wrong person.
I'm not worried about height. That's not my thing.
I want to make sure that everybody is on time
when it comes to stepping out on the music.
-Okay. -I feel you, Florence.
Love: She won't let me get a word in, either,
and I'm the voice of the show.
The biggest thing that's at stake for me is my brand,
and I'm not gonna let anybody drop the ball on that --
not Florence and definitely not my bridesmaids.
You and my brother should have stayed separated.
[Gasps]
I don't know where my best friend is,
but you need to find her.
Okay.
I don't even know if I want to be
in the wedding wedding no more.
But I am still trying to be there for Stephen,
and now I'm here.
There's a lot of tension.
Can we settle this now?
Love: Girl, how you gonna say that, then just bounce on up?
Her nickname was "Angel" back in middle school.
Lavisha: I can't believe it.
She's far from a angel now. More like a demon.
I would like all the young ladies
to stand over to my right and the guys over to the left.
Clearly, Florence is trying to take over.
-We're gonna line up... -This is how it's gonna work.
...in this hallway here. You obviously are gonna come together...
And the groomsmen will line up on this hallway here, okay?
I'm gonna line you up the way it's gonna be happening.
This is all -- 'cause everybody's here.
Love: Okay, these people are gonna be confused AF.
Everybody's here except for Uncle Joe.
Florence: If y'all want to just walk down this hall here.
She's totally taken over like she's totally in charge,
like I am nobody.
Is that the middle? It's a little lopsided to me.
Are we starting without me?
Oh, yeah, I am. I want to make sure my girls are right.
Love: She ain't even tryin' to hide it.
Move over, Kelly! Beyoncé goin' solo.
Amber, I think I want you to have a seat.
Well, I'm not going to.
Ooh! She disrespectin' Florence and her clipboard.
Florence: I didn't expect her to act this way with me.
Let's talk a minute.
We need to stop this rehearsal right now.
You need to stand here.
You need to -- falls into the order...
Excuse me, ladies.
Florence better watch out. Amber is on one right now.
Amber, I need to talk to you a second, please.
So then that'll be enough room for...
This is too much. She has to let go.
Okay, let's, let's -- Are you -- you ladies good?
Love: Those girls worried for your mental health
and safety, Florence.
Everything seems to kind of be a little bit confusing.
Amber has taken full control of completely everything.
I'll be right back.
We'll obviously go through it again with the groomsmen.
My rehearsal has to go good.
I had no idea that my business partner
would be carryin' on like this.
Now that she is a bride, she's acting really crazy.
I'm thinking, what, is she medicated or what?
Love: Maybe ex-partner soon, if you know what I mean.
I know exactly where everything's supposed to be,
so let me do it. Just...
-It's the bride time, baby. -It is.
It's time to be a bride.
This is our one day, our one time
we're gonna get married.
I want us to be able to have memories of being
on the dance floor or looking at all of our family and friends.
And I'm afraid that Amber is not gonna feel that
if she is a planner and a bride all in one.
Do you want me here or not?
I want to be a bride, but I also just need to
make sure everything's perfect.
I cannot wait until this wedding is over.
I am totally fed up.
She needs to calm down because she's totally stressed out.
She's not gonna enjoy her wedding.
Love: Coming up...
Please let this dress fit.
Love: ...when a bride is crying in her wedding dress,
you can always count on family for support.
Why is Theresa here right now?
I don't like that dress.
Love: And will Amber and Florence's wedding-day face-off...
That's what I say because I'm the bride.
-No, no, no. -That's how it's gonna work.
Love: ...destroy more than just the ceremony?
This is not okay. I want to start my wedding.
This is a (bleep) issue.
Love: It's four days till Roshonda's wedding,
and even though the family drama's still in full swing...
Okay, so I'm gonna try it on.
...time to see if that 40-pound weight loss did the trick.
[Sighs]
Nobody's here, so who's gonna tell me if it fits or not?
Like...
I have nobody else's opinion.
Guess I just have to do this on my own.
Starvin' myself. Gotta (bleep) fit.
There's no time for any other alterations at this point.
If this dress does not fit, I'm (bleep) out of luck.
Love: You making me nervous, but you put in the work.
Fingers crossed, y'all.
Pretty.
It fits perfectly.
Love: Yes! You did it. Proud of you, sis.
Oh, no, what you crying for, mama?
Roshonda: I'm just kind of discouraged.
I came here alone because I didn't have anybody to call.
Love: Probably feeling like she could have had
her mom here for support.
I have girls that haven't seen the venue,
girls that don't know when the ceremony is.
I have girls that don't even know what day the wedding is on.
I've done everything on my own.
So there's no difference in today.
Love: Oh, hell no. Look who's here.
Hey, Shonda.
Why is Theresa here right now?
Love: Well, you were just sayin' how no one was here to help.
Why you crying? What's wrong?
-Nothing. -The dress is nice.
I don't like that dress.
I love this.
I just told her that I did
'cause I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
And you lost so much weight.
I don't think it's the dress for her.
But I want to get down to the nitty-gritty.
Love: Careful.
Remember the last time you tested Shonda,
it didn't work out for you.
I would like an apology.
And I would like one now. That's not gonna happen.
I had to go stay with my other cousin,
but you know she has 10 kids.
Love: That already sounds like a full house.
I slept on the floor.
I woke up with a headache. My back is aching.
Okay, so this is about you now.
Shonda, I feel like I've been really supportive.
I can't help that you change your mind
every five minutes. What do you expect me to do?
Take off of work... That's the responsibility...
...every five minutes and run down here
because you changed your mind?
You want this one minute. You want that the next minute.
What do you want? Do you even know what you want?
Love: Theresa with the hard-hitting questions.
Roshonda: I am beyond stressed at this point.
There's a lot of (bleep) to do.
I need help. I still need help.
Well, Shonda, I feel like if I got to stay with you,
I would be able to help you a lot more.
Love: Oh, I see you workin' the system, Theresa,
trying to get into that Roshonda B&B.
I am here for the apology,
but last night I had to sleep on the floor,
so I definitely need a place that I can stay.
Do not tell anybody else that you're staying with me
because I don't want anybody else
tryin' to catch a piece of my sofa.
If they ask you where you're staying, make up a lie.
Is that a deal? Deal.
Because of Shonda's indecisiveness,
I'm just gonna keep a backup place on standby
because you never know with her.
Love: All right, we gettin' somewhere.
Now she got a dress and at least one bridesmaid.
It's the morning of Amber's wedding.
The day she's been dreaming of is finally here. Ay!
And even Amber can't help but crack a smile.
[Bell dings]
She has a bell?
Mnh-mnh! Tell me y'all didn't give her this.
-No, need a drink. -Please take the bell.
I need a drink.
It's my wedding day. I'm really excited.
This is my wedding. I'm having it my way.
And as long as we're on time, I'll be fine.
Amber: Oh! Is that juice walking through the door?
Yes, juice, walking through the door.
I need my drinks.
Champagne, please.
I'm not driving, so it's acceptable.
Love: If she's this happy with liquor,
why weren't we lettin' the drinks flow all week?
They're all empty?
You did that.
Hello, hello, ladies.
-Hi. -How's everything going?
Love: Oh, look who's back for more.
You a brave woman, Florence.
-Great! I got mimosas. -Good, good.
-I got fruit. -All right.
I'm happy.
Love: And someone gave her this, too.
[Bell dings]
-Please. -Amber.
Oh, my God.
Today I am in total control.
I am not letting Amber do one thing.
I can keep an eye on things and make sure everybody's on time.
This is gonna be all day up until she walks down the aisle.
If you ladies need anything from here on out, come to me.
Love: Yeah, she coming with it this morning!
Come to me.
No, I'll -- I'll be in the room.
You're gonna be doing things. -No.
-No, Amber. -I can take care of it.
-No. -No, look.
We're not doing this today, not today.
Love: Not today, Satan.
And Amber, I want the phone.
-It in between her legs. -Oh!
Ain't nobody going between there.
Visha, get the phone. Get the phone, Visha.
Get the phone, or burn her with the curler.
-Don't you burn me with no -- -Ooh!
-How 'bout that? -Yo, Florence kinda gangster.
Love: Getting all, "Burn her with the curler."
-Go to work, Vish. -I got one leg.
-No! -[Laughs]
Get the phone. [Laughter]
Thank you, thank you. Okay.
Love: She's been awfully chill about all this, right?
[Laughing] I'm (bleep) up right now.
Yes, I'm drunk. I'm drunk right now.
[Laughs]
[Laughing] The mimosas.
Love: Yas, queen!
The Champagne got her feeling great.
[Laughing] I'm sorry.
At least I'm a happy drunk.
Love: What the hell is in those mimosas?
Can someone get me one?
Ladies, ladies, everybody listen.
We have to get ready to pack it up.
The plan is to finish my hair up at the venue,
get my makeup done at the venue,
and we are kind of running behind.
We still have two other girls' faces to do.
But I'm just need to make sure I look pretty.
Love: Let's roll out then. I see we taking Ja Rule's car.
Roshonda: 46 minutes.
We still got a long time. We still have enough time.
-Really? No, look! -What is goin' on?
Every turn that we tried to make, the road was closed,
and Amber did not like that at all.
Now we're running behind for real, for real.
Like, we literally have to be there in seven minutes,
and all of the streets are closed.
Maybe we can find another route.
I mean, I understand my wedding isn't important,
but I don't need the -- I don't need the streets closed.
You better beep your horn and fly -- fwwmmm!
Like Stephen's hair. Fwwmmm!
-Fly like Stephen's hair? -Fwwmmm!
You been controlling everything.
Let that man have his hair.
I'm taking his last name. He should take that haircut off.
I can't stand Stephen's haircut.
-I'm not cutting it, baby. -We'll see.
Love: Better hurry.
You're already three whole minutes late.
Only got four hours till the wedding.
Ooh, the bride has arrived!
Florence: Um, the sweetheart table.
I don't need Amber runnin' around
sticking her nose in things,
telling me what to do and how to do it.
I will get Visha to keep her in the bridal suite.
-Where's Visha? -Uh, gettin' her makeup done.
Okay, okay, what about my shoes?
There go your shoes.
Amber: Me having to stay in this room is really driving me crazy.
The moment anybody walks in, I feel like
everybody's gonna bring me bad news because I cant do it.
I'm out of -- I don't have any control.
I just feel like something bad is gonna happen.
Hello, hello.
Amber, I need to talk to you.
Love: Coming up -- Roshonda has to pick a side.
But does she have ulterior motives?
Maybe our wedding will bring them back together.
Yes. Baby, please.
Love: Plus, has Amber's planner had all she can take?
I'm not here for safe. I'm here for Amber.
And a wedding disaster you won't forget. Oh!
So when are you getting your hair cut?
I'm not. It's gonna be sharp as it can be.
I hate Stephen's mohawk.
I'm gonna shape it up a little bit so it can be taller.
But that's it. Taller?
I really, really need him to cut it.
Like, bad.
I hate it so much.
Get -- real opinions?
'Cause it's y'all wedding day,
he got to have his hair the way he want his hair.
You wearin' your hair the way you havin' yours.
We'll see if -- if it's gonna stay or if it's gonna go.
If you love me...
Hey, what you doin', tiny boy?
Love: With cousin Theresa back on her side,
but mama nowhere to be seen,
Roshonda can finally be with someone she cares about.
Finally got some peace and quiet.
My mom doesn't want my stepdad at the wedding.
Just me and you, tiny boy.
My nerves are already bad, and so any little-bitty thing
can get someone yelled at at this point.
I'm really hungry. Really hungry.
Love: Well, just remember that's your dog,
and you probably shouldn't eat her.
Mama? Haven't had enough, huh?
-So you back? -Yes, I'm back.
I think we need to discuss what happened.
Okay.
I think Shonda owe me an apology
because, you know, things can happen
when you disrespect your mom.
Love: That's right, you don't want to mess with mamas.
So I don't like the way you disrespected me yesterday.
How did I disrespect you?
Some of the things you said
that I wasn't, uh, comfortable with you sayin'.
-I'm dealing with y'all divorce. -It's over with.
-You still got the hatred. -Don't start no (bleep)
The things that he did was just sinister, evil.
Love: That sounds awful. Tell me more.
You know I need the tea and the kettle.
This man actually took this woman.
He bring her on a cruise with me and tell me she a coworker?
You think I want that? What kind of mess is that?
I need you to be able to put your personal feelings aside.
Baby, please.
Wait. He had his side chick
on the same cruise ship with you?
Damn!
I've spoken to my stepdad in lengths about what happened,
and he's not the only one to blame.
There are two sides to every story.
I don't totally believe him,
but I also don't totally believe her.
The truth is somewhere in between.
Love: Yeah, between here and the cruise ship.
Give it up! Give it up already.
It's just time to start movin' on.
That's -- that is just toe down.
Okay, so you shell-shocked. You gonna have PTSD.
But, okay, what about me?
I mean, I shouldn't have to continue
to battle with her about this.
This is my day so she needs to
put her feelings to the side and move on.
This is my wedding. You keep bringing this up.
And you keep -- you keep saying... I -- because I want him there,
and I want you to agree that he can be there...
But can you see my situation, though?
Yes.
She don't understand the fact that I was hurt deeply.
It's gonna cause me a lot of anxiety and stress
just to be there, period, at the wedding.
I need to make sure that he can be there.
I need to make sure that I'm gonna get the photos
that I desire on my wedding day.
Can you agree to that?
-No. -Yes.
No.
Love: Okay, there you have it. No one backin' down.
Roshonda: Somebody told me that
two people aren't always in love.
But as long as one person is still willing to fight
for the other one at some point,
then the relationship can still be successful.
And I really don't feel like, in my heart,
that they both wanted a divorce.
And maybe our wedding will bring them back together.
Love: That cruise ship has sailed.
Wait. I'm sorry. You know I can't help myself.
But if she doesn't change her mind or she doesn't agree
that she can just be cordial on my wedding day,
then I'm just gonna ask her not to come.
I'm not over that, Roshonda,
and when you bring him in my space like that,
things might pop out.
Love: It's an hour till Amber's ceremony,
and Florence isn't bringing any good news just yet.
-Amber, I need to talk to you. -About?
There's a traffic situation.
Your guests may be late.
-Oh, was that all? -We need to change the time.
They have streets closed, and folks are gettin' lost.
I want to start on time. I want to do things my way.
I'm not going any later than 5:15. No, no, no.
That's what I say because I'm the bride.
No, we're gonna have to start...
-That's how it's gonna work. -No, we're gonna start at 5:30.
-Don't you have stuff to do? -You can't do 5:15.
What's gonna happen if your mother can't get here.
Oh, she can -- she's gonna get here.
Or your dad can't make it at 5:00.
He's gonna be able to.
-You don't know that. -I do.
There are streets that are closed.
We don't have time because we have to be out of here.
We're done. Like, it's over at 9:00.
I want to make sure we get through everything.
Love: She ain't hearin' you, Florence.
During our other weddings
that we have planned in the past, you know,
she seemed to have high regards for me and respect me.
I -- I'm not seeing that.
You complained about me not letting you know,
to keep you informed.
I'm trying to keep you informed of what I'm going to do.
Okay. 5:15.
So we're not doin' 5:15. We're doing 5:30.
-It's my wedding. -That's a safer number.
-It's my wedding. -That's, that's, that time...
I'm not here for safe. I'm here for Amber.
It's safe to do 5:30, Amber,
to give people a chance to park and then find their way in here.
I don't care. I'm over it. 5:30. Whatever. I don't care.
-Well, 5:30. -That's it. I'm done.
Love: These two gotta remember they're business partners,
or maybe not much longer when this is all over.
The fact that all the streets are closed in Greensboro --
if I had control of this
it wouldn't have happened at all.
Oh, so you suddenly on the board of traffic and safety?
Stop it, girl.
I can get you right, man.
I'm not a barber or nothing, you feel me,
but I can even it up.
Amber doesn't know it, but I'm gonna cut my mohawk.
It's my personal style, but ultimately my mohawk
is just one small piece, and Amber's gonna be happy.
Love: That's right, boo.
Marriage is all about sacrifices.
Sometimes that means cutting things off.
Oh, man!
I'm gonna grow it back,
but I'm gonna cut it for this day.
I mean, it's a special day, so whatever she wants,
I mean, I'll make it happen.
Okay, it's even. I see it.
Oh, my God. I am gorgeous.
Love: Yes, mama! She feelin' herself.
But let's just make sure the girls stay put.
Amber: I understand that everybody doesn't like
black dresses for a wedding.
I don't care about everybody else.
My dress is magnificent, and I want to show it off.
It's pretty.
Clock is tickin',
but these seats still look mighty empty.
I want to know, why have we not started?
Get to your seats, people.
Amber's about to be on one.
And go straight up the aisle.
Look at this way -- it's gonna be over in a little bit.
You won't have to worry about it anymore.
I sure will be happy.
And everything's not gonna go perfect.
What do you mean, not perfect?
Daddy, I'd be careful with those words.
Come on now, come on.
We are 30 minutes behind for -- and I don't --
and I don't understand why.
Why haven't we started?
I'm really about to get mad at Florence.
Amber, and that's exactly who you need to be mad at
because I said something. Can you please bring her here?
Yep. 'Cause she's about to make me mad.
I really -- this is not okay. I want to start my wedding.
You said 5:30. It...
They're starting the music right now.
Amber: I want to be able to hear it now.
That's where I'm going right now.
Love: They ain't gonna be able to keep her
in that suite much longer.
I did not expect delays.
My biggest pet peeve is being late.
This has me pissed off.
I can't control any of this right now,
and I -- being stuck in this room, as a bride and a planner,
it's just not working.
I am done with this (bleep)
♪♪
Love: Amber's fears have all come true.
The wedding is behind schedule.
Guests are barely making it to their seats.
Her coordinators are a mess.
And Amber can't control any of it.
Amber: This is not okay. I want to start my wedding.
I want music. I want to be able to hear it now.
That's where I'm going right now.
I'm so aggravated by this.
Why haven't we started?
Go sit in your seat.
My biggest pet peeve is being late.
I hate being late.
The fact that I was the bride
trying to push things to make things happen
and they weren't really kind of pisses me off.
There is not a lot of your family here right now.
They should have already had it together.
You shouldn't have started if you didn't have everybody.
Lavisha: Amber's really getting pissed off, she's getting antsy,
and everything is just out of hand right now
and nothing's in control.
Love: Time for you to just be the bride, Amber.
Let go and let God.
♪♪
When I see Amber, it's just, like,
oh, my God, she's beautiful.
I'm already cryin'.
But, like, it was just so many emotions in that moment.
Officiant: Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
-I do. -Thank you.
I do.
[Laughter]
Stephen, I want you to look into Amber's eyes,
and I want you to repeat after me.
Love: Look up, Stephen. Those are not her eyes.
-Nipples are covered. -They're covered.
I, Stephen, take you, Amber, to be my wife,
to have and to hold, for better or for worse,
till death do us part.
Ah, so sweet.
I, Amber, take you, Stephen, to be my husband,
to have and to hold, till death do us part.
Officiant: Friends and family, now that Stephen and Amber
have given themselves to each other by solemn vows,
I announce to you that they are husband and wife.
You may kiss your bride.
[Cheers and applause]
-And we're married. -And we're married. Ha!
Stephen: Thinking back to the eighth grade,
I never would have thought that this moment would come.
Love: Congratulations, you two!
Let's get into this party now
'cause I'm sure everybody needs a strong drink.
Thank you. [Laughs]
-I didn't want to do it. -I don't -- well...
But you only get married one time.
-Thank you. -I love you.
You cut your hair. You look delicious.
Love: Hey, do what you gotta do to keep your woman happy.
[Cheers and applause]
I am going through some problems with my dress.
Love: We know, mama. We can't not notice.
I got big boobs.
[Indistinct talking]
Love: Oh, no, Lord, the girls are out -- out and about.
Amber: Oh! [Laughs]
Don't just sit around laughin', people.
Someone help the bride, please.
Phylis decided to bring over a scarf.
Like, she knew I needed it bad.
Well, luckily, I knew that this was a possibility.
Girl, so did the rest of us on planet Earth.
I have... It's covered up.
...this. Oh, okay.
It was for that reason.
Oh, but they wasn't... [Speaks indistinctly]
Uh, can you please put those away for right now?
Sorry for the show.
[Laughter]
♪♪
-Good sign. -You did a good job.
I told you it was gonna be done.
I don't know how you did it. I really, really don't.
-By hand. -'Cause that's...
And it's complete.
Stephen promised me signs, and he came through.
I mean, I told her I was gonna do it.
She just had to trust me.
Amber: I love you guys. Thank you.
-You're welcome. -And I'm sorry.
Overall, my bridesmaids definitely came through.
I think we should give you a hug.
I think so, too. [Laughs]
Chenise was kind of there for me a lot today,
and I think that was her way of making up.
-Fix your titty. -Oh, I love you.
Love: Aren't there other people you want to apologize to?
-All right, my dear. -Ah.
I cannot just stop thinking about
so many different things that went wrong.
So...
My runner looked horrible.
I don't even know if they put it down right,
and as far as running light, it kind of ate me alive.
I am a little upset about a lot of stuff.
I'm so excited this wedding is over.
It wasn't perfect.
But overall, everything looks beautiful.
Stacy-Tracy -- she was on it.
But I'll probably be talkin' to Florence later,
just about a few things.
I appreciate you both. -Yeah.
-Thank you very much. -Yeah.
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
Love: So next time Amber has an event, you all in?
Never. Never.
Love: Don't you worry, Florence. Time heals all wounds.
♪♪
[Cheering]
(Bleep) it is stressful being a bride and a wedding planner.
I love y'all, I love y'all, I love y'all.
I wont do it again. Don't get married. Run.
We're never gettin' married again.
Only need to do it once.
Love: Say what you want,
but I think it turned out beautiful.
Thanks, babies.
It's curtains on Amber's masquerade-themed wedding.
Now it's time for the playback clap back.
Let's get right to it. You and Florence still cool?
-That's how it's gonna work. -No, we're gonna start at 5:30.
-Don't you have stuff to do? -5:30.
-That's it. I'm done. -All right, I'm gone.
Love: It's Stacy.
Let's not forget about Chenise.
You and my brother should have stayed separated.
-[Gasps] -Bitch.
Love: So about that little wardrobe malfunction...
[Gasps and laughs]
Love: And is that mohawk ever going to make a comeback?
Uh...
Okay, I heard you had a little somethin'-somethin
to tell your girl, Loni.
Congratulations, you two.