1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,923 Ed and Harry, the Ghostfacers. 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,808 - What the hell are you doing here? - Uh, we belong here. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,651 - We're professionals. - Professional what? 4 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,166 Paranormal investigators. 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,200 This stuff right here... This is our ticket to the big time... 6 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:22,126 Fame, money, sex... with girls. 7 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,923 - We are family. - Everything that has ever gone 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,646 wrong between us has been because we're family. 9 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,080 So, what? We're not family now? 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,886 I'm saying you want to work... let's work. 11 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,761 You said that you wanted to keep things strictly business. 12 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,088 I wanted to keep things strictly business between us. 13 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,808 - About what you said the other day... - I thought it didn't bother you. 14 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,730 I may not think things all the way through, 15 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,007 but what I do, I do because it's the right thing. 16 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,726 You didn't save me for me. 17 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,764 You did it for you. 18 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,967 Mom? 19 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,726 Mom, are you home? 20 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,370 911. What is your emergency? 21 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,721 There's someone in my room. 22 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,801 What is your location? 23 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,404 Can you give us a location, ma'am? 24 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,725 Are you still there? 25 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,969 Ma'am, please do not hang up. 26 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,320 I've begun tracing your call, 27 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,329 but I need you to stay on the line for me. 28 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,810 Please stay on the line. 29 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,362 We'll send out an officer... 30 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,200 All right. I'll be back. 31 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,921 Wait. 32 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,401 Where you headed? 33 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,763 Washington. I caught a case. 34 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,089 You want me to come with? 35 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,207 Do you want to come? 36 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,444 On a hunt? 37 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,963 Why wouldn't I? 38 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,891 I don't know, man. 'Cause lately with you, up is down and... 39 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,441 ...down is sideways, you know? 40 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:06,291 I-I... I don't know what you want. 41 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,328 Okay. You want in? Fine. 42 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,323 Sure thing. 43 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,770 Photo leaked from the crime scene. 44 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,080 Girl was murdered in her room, 45 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,800 doors were locked, the windows were locked. 46 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,683 - Who's the Wallflower? - Exactly. 47 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,284 Best guest, ghost caught on film. 48 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,480 So, you're coming. 49 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:39,680 Does it look like I'm staying? 50 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,562 I scrubbed for hours. 51 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,649 I'll have to rip up the carpet. 52 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,084 My daughter, Casey... 53 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,608 She picked out the color herself. 54 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,009 We're very sorry for your loss, Mrs. Miles. 55 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,161 You mentioned Casey had no known enemies. 56 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,164 What about at home? 57 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,287 Anything unusual you may have noticed? 58 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:21,884 Uh... Electricity acting up or lights flickering, 59 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,241 TV on the fritz? 60 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,888 No, no fritzing. No cold spots, either. 61 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,523 Sorry. Out of curiosity, uh... 62 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,291 Why do you mention cold spots? 63 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,365 I'm sorry. That must sound strange, but... 64 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,810 ...it's been three days since... 65 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,800 And the police have found nothing. 66 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,843 I'd... I'd have to sell my house 67 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,606 to afford a private investigator, 68 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,410 so when the Supernaturalists called... 69 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,923 Whoa, uh, sorry, the... Um... Supernaturalists? 70 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,926 I know to the FBI it's not exactly orthodox. 71 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,968 But these men had answers that no one else had, and I... 72 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,520 I owe it to Casey... 73 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,081 ...to listen. 74 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,724 Now, they... they brought up cold spots in relation to... 75 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,686 Signs of the paranormal, I suppose. 76 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,044 They're coming by today to take a look. 77 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:23,570 And did these Supernaturalists give you a name? 78 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,209 ♪ Ghostfacers ♪ 79 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,211 Son of a bitch. 80 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,005 Oh, wow, look. We got two more followers. 81 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,286 Mm. 82 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,841 Yeah. Harry, 83 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,920 I think it's from that library interview we did. 84 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,241 Nice. 85 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,724 - Hey, pal. - Hmm? 86 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,166 - What did Dana post? - No, it's just... 87 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,966 she changed her profile pic, and it's cropped, 88 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,044 but you can clearly see a guy's arm around her. 89 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,000 And she's smiling like the dickens. 90 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,845 Yeah. Uh, it... it could a platonic... 91 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,769 ...arm that's touching her. 92 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,401 Ah, the Winchesters. Yay. 93 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,971 - Says nobody. - Ever. 94 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,844 All right, shut up and listen. This is how it's gonna go. 95 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,042 You two clowns are gonna get into 96 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,050 that mystery machine outside, and you're gonna leave town 97 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,730 or I'm gonna put holes in your knees. 98 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,730 Can I get you guys anything? Something, uh... 99 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,525 Uh, we're ready for the bill. 100 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,729 Hey. 101 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,851 There's still crud on this plate. 102 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,731 Now, hit the sinks and do it right. 103 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,771 Sorry, Trey. 104 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,450 First of all, you guys don't scare us. 105 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:37,881 Not at all. 106 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,045 Say, ola to my little pistola. 107 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,964 Am I supposed to be impressed with that treasure trail 108 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,289 or the lady gun you got hiding in your, uh, pants there? 109 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,320 Uh, both? 110 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,322 Look, whether you like it or not, 111 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,204 we are handling this situation. 112 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,401 - Yup. - Really? 113 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,130 - Mm-hm. - 'Cause I see a couple of fame whores 114 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,720 who are pointing their camera at a mom who just lost her kid. 115 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,009 Guys, we are investigators, and we have every right... 116 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,690 No. No, you don't. You know why? 117 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,887 'Cause you're just gonna get in our way. 118 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,525 Or you're gonna get somebody else killed. 119 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,963 That's right. So, you can either walk out of here... 120 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,850 ...or crawl. Up to you. 121 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,891 Oh, my God, Menudo. Will you guys relax? 122 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,801 We know what we're going. 123 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,371 - Yup. - Really? 124 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,284 And what about the rest of the Bad News Bears, huh? 125 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,164 Where's the... Where's the fat one? 126 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,323 And the girl? There was a girl, right? 127 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,646 They... We dropped them. They were dead weight. 128 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,962 - Well, t-they're still alive. - They're... no, they're totally alive. 129 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,481 I see. So, it's just the, uh, the dumpy duo, then. 130 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,688 Well, that's great. So, here's the deal. 131 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,970 A ghost will land you two dead in five seconds flat. 132 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,970 A ghost? Oh. 133 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,487 They think it's a ghost. 134 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,403 - It's so not a ghost. - No. 135 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,843 Okay. wen bite. 136 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,241 What do you think it is? 137 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:55,727 Can I do it this time? 138 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:56,921 - You got it. - Okay. 139 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,843 I've waited all my life for this. 140 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,410 Amazon me, bitches. 141 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,322 I will shoot you... 142 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,641 Bitches. 143 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,481 Like we were saying, you were just going, right? Great. 144 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,207 Good talk. 145 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,970 Fifty shades of way too much protein. 146 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,291 - Uh, Dean? - Yeah? 147 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,929 Ed and Harry wrote a book. 148 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,843 - What? - Yeah. 149 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,408 "The Skinny on Thinman", 150 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,530 by America's foremost Supernaturalists. 151 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,481 What the hell's a Thinman? 152 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,923 I don't know. 153 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,520 Whoa. Check that out, though. 154 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,649 That does kind of look like 155 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,768 whatever was behind Casey Miles, right? 156 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,961 Or Garth if somebody shaved his face off. 157 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,281 Big whoop- 158 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,601 Here we go. "Thinman... 159 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,121 an urban legend started on the world wide web 160 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,089 lurks in the background of his victims' lives 161 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,520 until he's ready to kill them." 162 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,366 Yeah, because everything started on the Internet is true. 163 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,320 Like, uh, oh, the shark attacking a helicopter. 164 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,000 They write the book on that one, too? 165 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,570 Dude, real or not, 166 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,569 thousands of people have posted sightings. 167 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,120 It's like Thinman is the new Bigfoot or something. 168 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,721 Or Thinman is just a ghost with a brand name. 169 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,801 You saying that 'cause you really think 170 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,327 it's a ghost or because you don't like the Ghostfacers? 171 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,166 Hey, don't forget, we hit EMF in Casey's room. 172 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,010 Right, but the house was next door to power lines, 173 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,247 which can affect the read. 174 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,723 A girl died in a locked room, Sam, spells "ghost" right there. 175 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,124 Maybe it got in there before it was locked up. Who knows, Dean? 176 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,560 But how can people all over the world see the same ghost? 177 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,480 Spirits don't exactly hop around. 178 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,841 I know that. 179 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,129 But right now, the veil is all kinds of screwed, okay? 180 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,845 Ghosts could be popping up anywhere. 181 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,921 Yeah, but, Dean, Thinman sightings date back a couple years. 182 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,960 The veil's only been a problem for, what, the last six months? 183 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,600 Well, you know, people still see Elvis all over the damn place. 184 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,440 Look, all I'm saying is those douchewheels... 185 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,964 ...ain't experts on crap. 186 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,240 - What are you doing? - I'm checking the local deaths 187 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,561 to see if there's any candidates for ghosts. 188 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:18,322 The closet... The setting of the sunset of Casey's life. 189 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,891 - Harry. - Yeah? 190 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,924 Come on, man, would you please stop 191 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,884 Facebook stalking your ex-girlfriend? 192 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,730 I was right. Hmm. 193 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,885 She changed her relationship status to "it's complicated." 194 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,641 What does that even mean? 195 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,365 Who cares? You broke up with her. 196 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,284 Everything about that girl is complicated. 197 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:37,881 Okay, I mean, she gets the cream puffs, 198 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,041 she tells you to take out the filling. 199 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,009 They're just puffs. 200 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,001 Yeah, that was some pretty messed-up stuff. 201 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,527 Mm-hm. 202 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,563 Uh, okay. I'm... I'm sorry. 203 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,689 Okay. I'm good. 204 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,765 Back on game. Yeah. 205 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,880 We're so close to finding Thinman, Ed. 206 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,763 - Mm-hm. - I can smell him. 207 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,769 - I can smell his musk. - Mm-hm. 208 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,250 Closer than ever. 209 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,008 - This is really serious, Harry. - Yeah. 210 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,320 I mean, the Winchesters are here, and, you know, 211 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,488 I don't want my knees blown off by Sam and Dean. 212 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,921 Have you ever thought that we might just, 213 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,650 you know, bail on this? 214 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:23,961 What? 215 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,647 What the... What the hell is wrong with you? 216 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,446 We can't let those jockstraps steal our glory. 217 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,128 No one cares what they think. They don't even have a Twitter. 218 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:37,685 We're gonna find Thinman, Ed, for our families... for Dana. 219 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,602 So, it's about your ex eating her words? 220 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,089 It's about making all the haters eat their words. 221 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,727 Maggie and Spruce... they're just deserters. 222 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,241 They want to lead a "normal life". I mean, what is that? 223 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,960 - Screw them. Right? - Screw them. 224 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,203 When we find Thinman, are they gonna be on Dr. Phil? 225 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,169 - No. - We're gonna be on Dr. Phil. 226 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,489 - Hell, yeah. Press "record," buddy. - You got it. 227 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,800 - Yeah... - Wait for it. 228 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,885 - You ready? - Yep. 229 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,083 The bedroom of a teenage girl is meant for two things... 230 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,200 ...giggles and joy. 231 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:20,323 Until one night, Thinman turned the giggles into blood. 232 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,003 You are so money right now. 233 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,406 - You like that? - This is good stuff. 234 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,410 And it's gonna pay off in ladies Ed, lots of ladies. 235 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,688 We're gonna need... We're gonna need snorkels... 236 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,125 ...'cause we're gonna be swimming around in so much... 237 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,322 Thought you boys might be thirsty. 238 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,129 Please. That sounds delicious. 239 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,089 Okay. All right, over the past six months, 240 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,891 There have been three unnatural deaths in Springdale, 241 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,685 none of them connected to Casey Miles and none of them violent. 242 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,006 Okay, that's not exactly a recipe for a vengeful spirit. 243 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,048 There have been a bunch of unexplained deaths 244 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,201 pinned on Thinman. 245 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,289 A vic dies, then, a couple weeks later, 246 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,131 a photo pops up of the vic with Thinman photobombing. 247 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,051 - So, Thinman's stalking folks? - According to the lore. 248 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,440 According to the idiots. 249 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,485 How come none of these vics pinged our radar? 250 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,160 I'm pretty sure the mysterious deaths 251 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,408 can be chalked up to non-supernatural causes. 252 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,484 That and, honestly... 253 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,969 ...most of these photos look pretty fake. 254 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,363 - Even Casey's? - Except Casey's. 255 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,531 Casey's photo... wasn't doctored. 256 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,801 Whatever was behind her... was really there. 257 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,606 Okay, well, that doesn't make any sense. 258 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,168 I mean, how could something be both real and fake at the same time? 259 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:39,128 Well, a girl is dead, and that's about as real as it gets. 260 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,127 All right, so, the last thing she did 261 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,891 was she took a photo on her phone. 262 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,128 How did that photo end up online? 263 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,441 No clue. 264 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,570 It was originally posted to a Thinman fan forum, 265 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,000 but the IP address was blocked. 266 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,567 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. This thing has fans? 267 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,090 Of course it does. 268 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,760 Okay, well, then somebody wanted this photo on the Internet, 269 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,248 and I'm guessing that the ghost didn't hop online to post it. 270 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,727 Sheriff, there's a couple questions we'd like to ask him. 271 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,281 Sorry to disappoint. Sheriff's on a hunting trip. 272 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,331 But, I appreciate you agents being here. 273 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,920 I could use all the help I can get. 274 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,960 Wait a second. Was this cracked when you found it? 275 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,805 Yeah, man. Maybe she dropped it? 276 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,008 911 call went dead at 11:59. 277 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,961 - What time was the photo posted? - Around 2:00 AM. 278 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,924 But the coroner has the death at midnight. 279 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,440 How could she have posted the photo from her phone? 280 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,641 That's impossible. 281 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,407 Or... supernatural. 282 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,448 - What? - Why would you say that? 283 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,684 A couple fellas came by, asking questions about the girl's death, 284 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,881 suggested they might be able to help. 285 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,646 They, uh, gave me a book they wrote about... 286 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,605 Thinman? 287 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,207 Yeah. 288 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,887 Not a fan? 289 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,731 There is still probably... 290 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,322 Agents, thanks for coming. 291 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,561 What are these two crapshoots doing here? 292 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,442 I figured it wouldn't hurt to go a little "medium," you know? 293 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,481 Uh... 294 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,729 Two counties over, folks were combing the place 295 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,922 for a poor little dead boy back in August. 296 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,691 The cops let a psychic do her thing. 297 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,127 Shish, bang, boom... Found a body a day later. 298 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,800 - Excuse me. - Is there any security-cam footage? 299 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,649 Yeah, just... 300 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,684 - Hey. - Aah! 301 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,240 I thought I told you to beat it. 302 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,286 Well, what are you gonna do? You gonna out me, "agent"? 303 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,121 Okay, look, playing paparazzi at a crime scene... 304 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,361 who does that help but yourselves? 305 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,131 The bloggers, Dean, the believers... 306 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,240 Everyone who needs just a little proof 307 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,846 to know that Thinman is out there. 308 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,045 Wait, so, you're saying there's a lot of folks online 309 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,366 that are pretty die-hard about this thing? 310 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,405 - Oh, yeah. - Uh-huh. 311 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,600 You throw the right Tibetan symbol into the mix... 312 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,409 ...you dumb asses ever think the Thinman comes to life as a Tulpa? 313 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,046 Because thousands of people 314 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,647 can agree that Thinman is any one thing? 315 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,763 The lore changes blog to blog. 316 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,091 - He's not a Tulpa. - Okay, all right. All right. 317 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,163 Right here, right now, cut the crap. 318 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,971 Do either of you actually know what Thinman is? 319 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,681 No. We just play Supernaturalists on TV. 320 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,805 We have no idea what we're doing. 321 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,167 Of course we do. 322 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,528 Thinman, is part man, part tree. 323 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,082 Some people believe that he emerged 324 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,011 from the nightmare of an autistic boy. 325 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,531 All right, so you have no idea. 326 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,405 Fellas, you want to see this. 327 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,483 All right, check it out. 328 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,525 - Whoa. - Whoa. 329 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,605 All right, so, how did he jump from the parking lot to the diner? 330 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,801 The doors were locked? 331 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,764 The footage shows Trey locked them ten minutes before. 332 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,849 Locked, not locked, it doesn't matter. 333 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,411 Everyone knows Thinman can teleport. 334 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,728 I didn't even get a blip on my EMF. 335 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,851 So, maybe it's not a ghost. 336 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,044 You Feds believers now? 337 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,448 Okay, uh... We're gonna go. 338 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,971 - Yep. - Good work, deputy, agent. 339 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,242 - Let's go. Let's go, man. - With me. 340 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,207 Let's see it again. 341 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,600 Let's get out. 342 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,368 Holy wow. 343 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,200 Someone posted the diner footage of Thinman 344 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,770 in the comments section of our blog. 345 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,961 - Who? - Who cares? 346 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,206 Maintain current velocity. 347 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,371 Hey, why are you putting your ninja outfit on? 348 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,644 I'm not gonna wait for someone else to die. 349 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,208 I'm gonna find Thinman tonight. 350 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,211 - Where? - The woods, obvi. 351 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,927 That's kind of general. 352 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,731 Well, the lore says that Thinman hangs out by trees, 353 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,287 and the woods is where trees hang out. 354 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,370 Two kills in town. Local Wood's the best bet. 355 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,328 Two people are dead. Really dead. 356 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,488 And I just keep thinking that, you know, 357 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,883 maybe Sam and Dean should just take over. 358 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,488 First of all, hell no. 359 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,604 And quit raining on my rainbow. 360 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,320 Rainbows can't happen without rain. 361 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,286 Don't try to use science with me. This is about a feeling. 362 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,240 And we can't quit when we're so close 363 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,840 to finding Thinman and finally making up 364 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,161 for everything we've lost because of... what we do. 365 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,523 Okay, it wouldn't be the worst idea, though, you know, 366 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,290 if we leave it to the professionals. 367 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,604 We are the professionals, Ed. 368 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,764 So, the woods? 369 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,330 Any woods, Ed. Any woods. 370 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,206 Just grasping at straws here, but when I think "teleport," 371 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,047 I think "Crossroads Demon." 372 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,801 Mm. 373 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,005 Demon that likes to stab and watch YouTube. Why not? 374 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,040 Oh, by the way, speaking of which... 375 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,570 ...the video of, Trey getting knifed... 376 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,207 ...it's already online. It has, like, 2,000 views. 377 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,165 It's like somebody wants people to see Thinman in action. 378 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,921 It's 'cause people will watch, 'cause people are sick. 379 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,171 And when did "viral" go from that baby chimp 380 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,160 falling out of a tree to Killer Candid Camera? 381 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,920 You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? 382 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,929 When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman 383 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,691 and you jumped off the shed 'cause you thought you could fly. 384 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,080 After you jumped first. 385 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,328 Hey, I was nine, and I was dressed up like superman, okay? 386 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,686 Everybody knows that Batman can't fly. 387 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,440 Well, I didn't know that. I broke my arm. 388 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,561 I know you did. 389 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,248 Man, I drove you to the ER on my handlebars. 390 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,005 Well, good times. 391 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,685 Yeah, they were. 392 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,209 Come on in. 393 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,280 I got to tell you guys something important... 394 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,370 ...and then the case is yours. 395 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,645 Harry here, solo Ghostfacer, 396 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,561 investigating a possible Thinman habitat... 397 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,686 ...in the woods. 398 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:54,641 All alone, deep in the woods, a man could lose his marbles 399 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,810 being so close to the blade of doom. 400 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:03,931 Lucky for us, I'm really good at marbles. 401 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,166 All right, either you bleed Ghostfacers red or you don't. 402 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,720 If Spruce wanted to start a startup 403 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,524 and Maggie's heart was in the roller derby, 404 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,761 who am I to stop them? 405 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,040 But Harry... I couldn't let him give in to his girl. 406 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,924 I mean, she called the Ghostfacers stupid. 407 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,009 Stupid! Can you believe that? 408 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,441 You know, I don't care 409 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,931 how much money her daddy's hedge fund has. 410 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,401 I just couldn't watch Harry become a corporate stooge. 411 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,604 Okay, this all sounds like sad times at Bitchmont High. 412 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,761 What does this have to do with the case? 413 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,407 Harry was gonna leave, so I needed to give him a reason to stay. 414 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,011 I... I made up Thinman. 415 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,849 Thinman stalks his victims, 416 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,801 but the tables have turned, my friends. 417 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,847 The stalker is now the stalkee. 418 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,766 So you're saying that this crap is actually crap? 419 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,645 One old photo of a butler, a lot of Photoshop later, 420 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,770 and I posted on one of those horror forums under "anonymous". 421 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,291 - And it blew up. - Yeah. 422 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,286 I only faked one case for us, and then we're packing up to go home 423 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,040 when somebody posted a sighting of Thinman, 424 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,686 so we went after it, and that's how the Thinman 425 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,882 became a crowdsourced legend. 426 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,250 Look, we were at the front of it. 427 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,801 It felt like something. 428 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,170 It was so awesome to have a following, 429 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,641 and Harry, he was just... He was so into it. 430 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,889 Ed, you have to tell him. 431 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,322 You don't get it. We were the Thinman guys. 432 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,164 Without the Thinman, we're just guys... 433 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,403 Just... we're just puffs. 434 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,561 - What? - What? 435 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,731 If I tell Harry, he's gonna leave the Ghostfacers. 436 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,480 Listen, if you don't tell him, he's gonna leave anyway. 437 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,004 Trust me here. Secrets ruin relationships. 438 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,530 Okay, well, I'll just tell him when the time is right. 439 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,645 - Time's right now, chief. - Well, he's... He's not here. 440 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,967 He's out in the woods, searching for Thinman. 441 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,127 Okay, because Thinman, or whatever the hell this thing is, 442 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,249 has killed two people, and now Harry is in the woods alone. 443 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,250 Well, actually, it's more like "wood," 444 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,728 'cause I dropped him off by some trees behind a grocery store. 445 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,560 Guys, come on. He's gonna be fine. 446 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,561 Guys? 447 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,248 All right, what we have here is a... it's a... 448 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:34,010 It looks like a formation of sticks in the shape of a pile. 449 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,609 Could have been left here for us by Thinman. 450 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,808 What was that? 451 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,607 Oh! 452 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,766 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 453 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,288 Oh, my God. 454 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,402 We are not alone. 455 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,968 Too tight? 456 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,204 Nope. No, I'm good. I'm good. 457 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,560 - Yeah? All right. - I'm good. 458 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,889 I think I'm just gonna have to staple it when we get back to the motel. 459 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,400 - We were right, Ed! Thinman's real. - Yeah. 460 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,130 Some fresh tires tracks back over there. 461 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,885 - I took some photos. - What for? 462 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,289 Because that car might belong to whoever knifed you. 463 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,370 Well, whoever cut me was Thinman, and Thinman doesn't drive. 464 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,563 It was Thinman, jackass! 465 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,650 I mean, I shouldn't have to connect the dots for you guys. 466 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,764 I figured, you know, you're both intelligent, maybe. 467 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,566 - Um, Harry... - What? 468 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,843 Why didn't you tell me that before? 469 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,441 Because... I don't know... 470 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,210 I thought you were gonna get mad. 471 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,291 Good guess, Ed. I am mad. 472 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,006 I'm really, really mad at you right now. 473 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,326 I can see that. 474 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,569 You crashed the Jenga Tower of our lives. 475 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,206 I was gonna get married. 476 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,843 I left her to run around with you, living some lie. 477 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,246 Well, at least we were living it together. 478 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,365 Seriously? Seriously? 479 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,409 If I hadn't struck gold with Thinman, 480 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,520 you'd be doing a boring job, doing boring numbers, 481 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,846 answering to Dana's dad. 482 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,326 Okay? I saved you, bud. 483 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,363 Saved me? From what? 484 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,447 From living a nice life? 485 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,371 From not getting stabbed? 486 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,601 How selfish can you be? 487 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,966 Well, maybe it's not too late, you know? 488 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,240 You could call her and see. 489 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,721 - That's not gonna work. - Well, maybe... Maybe it will. 490 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,240 No, it's not. You want to know why? 491 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,965 'Cause she's got some guy's arm wrapped around her neck, 492 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,640 and it's "complicated", okay? 493 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,321 Look, Harry, we didn't know from the start if Thinman was real or not. 494 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,605 I... okay, look, maybe I had some inside knowledge. 495 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,406 Okay, but does it really make a difference 496 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,880 if we keep it going for the fans? 497 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,401 They'll never know. 498 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,400 I'll know. 499 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,885 You made a chump out of me, Ed. 500 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,406 Harry, we can get through this. 501 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,081 We just debunk Thinman 502 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,727 and then we go back to Ghostfacers. 503 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,731 I can't. 504 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,888 I can't trust you anymore, Ed. 505 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,970 Come on, Harry. 506 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,241 I get it. You're pissed, okay? 507 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,881 And... and you don't mean what you say. 508 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,806 But, Harry, just tell me what you need. 509 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,644 I'll go get some coffee, and... 510 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,128 And you can stay here and chill. 511 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,961 Hey. 512 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,609 How did it go? 513 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,288 It, um, went, uh... Um... 514 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,965 Hey. 515 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,966 You okay? 516 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,608 I just got punched right in the feels. 517 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,604 None of it was real, Sam. 518 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,926 Ed was just pretending, and now he wants me to pretend, 519 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,851 like this is just something I could get past. 520 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,167 I know what you mean. 521 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,889 Look, there are things you can forgive, 522 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,809 and there are things you can't. 523 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,244 So, which one is this? 524 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,921 That's something you got to figure out for yourself. 525 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,521 Hey. 526 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,961 I got a bead on those tire treads, if you want to... 527 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,164 - What's up? - So, the tires were only made 528 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,521 for one kind of car. 529 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,649 It's a 1989 Geo Metro. 530 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,610 Town this small, there's only one registered here. 531 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,643 Deputy says it belongs to a guy named Roger 532 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,761 who works night security 533 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,644 down at the mill on the north side of town. 534 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,885 So, this thing teleported, but it has a job and car. 535 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,520 - What are we dealing with? - Let's go find out. 536 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,046 Sam and Dean caught something, 537 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,880 so they're gonna clean up your mess. 538 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,571 You're right. It is my mess. 539 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,848 I should be the one out there cleaning it up. 540 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,526 You'd just make it worse. 541 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,041 Oh, what? 542 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,400 You were fine leaving Sam and Dean before. Why not now? 543 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,011 I don't want to be a jellyfish spine anymore, Harry. 544 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,451 - Jellyfish don't have spines. - Exactly. 545 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,284 Before the heartache, before the lies, 546 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,005 we set out to help people, right? 547 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,404 Yeah... Mostly. 548 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,400 So, there's no reason not to get out there 549 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,363 and do what we mostly set out to do. 550 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,162 Harry, I... I can make this right for the both of us. 551 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,046 We can make it right. 552 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,406 You mean you want to come with me? 553 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,960 I thought we said my partner and I would take care of this. 554 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,482 Look, guys, my boss is AWOL. 555 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,681 We don't have a warrant. 556 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,771 My ass is on the line if this thing goes sideways. 557 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,081 All right. Just stay back. 558 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,001 Always wanted to use these things. 559 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,006 So, you're Thinman, huh? 560 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,561 That would make sense if it didn't look 561 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,649 like you just ate a fat camp. 562 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,204 Oh, God, Sam, make him stop. 563 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,724 Hey, so, what's the deal? What are you, Norwood? 564 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,001 You a demon? 565 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,040 I mean, how did you teleport back at the diner? 566 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,448 Team effort. 567 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,810 So, there was no teleporting. 568 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,726 Just a couple of douche bags doing a Scream thing. 569 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,923 Wait, I know who you are. 570 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,686 You're the busboy from the diner. 571 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,880 So, what, you just wanted to kill your boss? 572 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,085 Trey was a dick. 573 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,601 And what about Casey? What did she do? 574 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,331 She wouldn't go out with me, so I set her up 575 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,689 with someone else... My knife. 576 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,286 Good one, Rog. 577 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,727 I see the sheriff didn't make it out of town. 578 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,441 Well, he really should have given me 579 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,601 the time off I asked for. 580 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,600 - So, you killed him? - I didn't kill anyone. 581 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,251 Roger did. 582 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,771 He's the psycho. 583 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,283 I'm the visionary. 584 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,771 I don't blame you for underestimating me. 585 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,690 Everybody does. 586 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,043 Fancy Fed, coming in here, 587 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,720 treating me like a paper monkey from the get-go. 588 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,927 But I was Thinman the whole time. 589 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,921 Do you have any idea how good that felt? 590 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,682 No, sicko, I can't say that I do. 591 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,600 Yeah, pretty boy doesn't know 592 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,881 what it's like to feel invisible. 593 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,484 To grow up in a town of 300 people and nobody sees you. 594 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,529 They didn't see us. 595 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,800 So, how did you two meet? 596 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,171 - Wackjob.com? - No. 597 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,401 Just a couple of schmoes in an empty bar. 598 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,008 We hit it off. Turns out me and Rog... 599 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,328 ...we're both total conspiracy-theory junkies. 600 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,120 And then we found Thinman, and, barn, 601 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,283 we blew up all over the message boards. 602 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,603 So, what is this, then? Some sort of a twisted cosplay? 603 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,961 Cosreal. 604 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,050 You know, blogging was fun, but... 605 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:55,049 But, let me guess, you wanted something more. 606 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,765 You realize what you two jackasses 607 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,884 are doing doesn't make you Thinman. 608 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,524 It makes you copycat killers. 609 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,850 It makes me Thinman. 610 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,371 And you're not telling anyone I'm not... 611 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,646 ...'cause you'll be too dead to talk. 612 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,845 Show time. 613 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,644 You two are lucky ducks. 614 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,809 You're the stars of our best video yet. 615 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,765 And when it goes viral... 616 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,202 ...everyone will know Thinman's real. 617 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,968 And... Action! 618 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,288 Wait, no, no, no. Don't! 619 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,851 Harry... 620 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,648 Oh, he got me! He got me back! 621 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,762 It's Scooby-Doo time, douche bag. 622 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,089 Take off the mask. 623 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,285 I know you're not Thinman. You're just a "me-me". 624 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,370 Ed, it's pronounced meme. 625 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,683 - It's spelled m-e-m-e, though. - The second "e" is silent. Yeah. 626 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:39,609 You're a me-me. A man-meme, and I invented you. 627 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,850 Good to know. 628 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,567 Oh, sh... 629 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,923 I'm a lover of the classics, Ed. 630 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,565 And what we have here is a Frankenstein situation. 631 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,289 I mean, wow, the creator. 632 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,485 I mean, we were gonna let one of you guys 633 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,371 live to tell our story but now... 634 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,763 ...once you two are dead, there'll be no proof 635 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,406 that Thinman was your brainchild. 636 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,006 No. 637 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,844 Wait, no! No! No! 638 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,447 No, look. Look at me. This is all my fault. 639 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,287 Okay? It's all my fault. 640 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,564 I got enough bullets for both of you. 641 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,520 - So, are we good in there? - Yeah. 642 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,611 With the Thinman footage and the way I set the bodies, 643 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,211 there should be enough breadcrumbs to make it look 644 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,046 like those two psychos offed each other. 645 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,721 They were just people, man. 646 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,366 They weren't demons. They weren't monsters. 647 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:40,646 They... were just frickin' people. 648 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,888 Yeah, well, like I said, people are sick. 649 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,251 So... Are we cool? 650 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,242 I don't think we ever will be. 651 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,287 I mean, you know, we made it right. 652 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,290 We beat the guys. 653 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,086 This could be our shot to start the old Ghostfacers again. 654 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,283 I came here with you to finish this thing with Thinman. 655 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,051 I wasn't just closing a chapter, Ed. 656 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,250 It was the whole dang book. 657 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,760 But you saved my life back there. 658 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,451 - I killed a guy, Ed. - He was a bad guy, Harry. 659 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,285 He was a guy, Ed. 660 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,568 Too many people have died 'cause of your crap. 661 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,371 I've done all this crap for us. 662 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,210 I don't know why you don't see that. 663 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,770 No. No. 664 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,250 You did this for you. 665 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,771 Ed, there's a lot of things I can forgive... 666 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,491 ...but this isn't one of them. 667 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,848 So what does this mean about us? 668 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,082 It means... 669 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,282 It's complicated. 670 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,851 Can I get a ride from you guys? 671 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,690 Yeah, sure. 672 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,046 Harry, you okay? 673 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,324 Yeah. 674 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,411 I mean, no. 675 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,721 You roll with a guy so many years, 676 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,008 you start to think he's always gonna be next to you. 677 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,565 Like, when you're old and you're drinking on the porch, 678 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,764 he'll be in that other rocking chair. 679 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,641 And then something happens, 680 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:22,847 and you realize that other chair has gone empty. 681 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,246 You know what I mean?