1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,448 - Something's broken here. - I'm not saying that it's not. 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,171 We don't see things the same way anymore. 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,761 Our roles in this whole thing. 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,968 - I can't trust you. - We're family. 5 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,521 You say that like it's some sort of cure-all, 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,569 like it can change the fact 7 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,883 that everything that has ever gone wrong between us 8 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,684 has been because we're family. 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:34,162 Fifteen, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,766 nine, eight, seven, six... 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,766 No chipmunking allowed. Swallow or you're disqualified. 12 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,279 ...two, one! 13 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,610 Looks like we got a wiener! 14 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,160 He cheated. 15 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:00,130 Hey, back off, Skeletor, I won fair and square. 16 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,566 Like hell, you did, Jabba. 17 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,280 I saw you slip a hot dog in your pocket. 18 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,483 Well, I hate to break it to you, pal, but that's no hot dog. 19 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,439 Mm! 20 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,640 - Hey. - Hey. 21 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:53,130 - You go to bed last night? - What? No. 22 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:57,444 Rudy was on. And then, Unforgiven. 23 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,649 And then I was just too jacked to sleep so, research. 24 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,404 Gadreel? 25 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:09,483 Yeah, and Metatron, and the Mark of Cain and Crickets. 26 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,206 - I did find us a case, though. - Oh, yeah? 27 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:16,604 Yeah, there's a strange death in Stillwater, Minnesota. 28 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,127 Competitive eater died after a hot dog eating contest. 29 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,120 - So, what? Death by tube-steak? - If only. 30 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,250 He got attacked in his car. 31 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,768 He shrunk from 300 pounds to 90 pounds. 32 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:33,561 - Witchcraft? - Or a heavy-duty laxative. You game? 33 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,728 - Yeah. - Good. 34 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:40,050 It looks like it's a whore's bath for me. I'll be ready in five. 35 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,210 - You sure you're okay, Dean? - Why wouldn't I be? 36 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,681 Because, I don't know, you... 37 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,366 This isn't about what I said the other day, is it? 38 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,043 Oh, about that we're not supposed to be brothers? 39 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,487 Don't flatter yourself. I don't break that easy. 40 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,360 Well, good, because I was just being honest. 41 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,165 Oh, yeah, no, I got that loud and clear. 42 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,844 Thanks for your patience, Agents. Coroner's report finally came in. 43 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,209 All right, thank you. All right, let's see. 44 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,801 Did Wayne McNut really weigh 300 pounds 45 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,564 just moments before time of death? 46 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,643 Three hundred and sixteen to be exact. 47 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,804 - And the official cause of death? - Cardiac arrest. 48 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,327 But between you and me, that's just a guess. 49 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,323 The vic suffered massive organ damage. 50 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,641 Here you go, Jenny. 51 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:34,441 Ruptured spleen, pierced liver, collapsed lung. 52 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,490 Looked like everything was just sucked right out of him. 53 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,085 Like he'd been Hoovered? 54 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,483 Yeah, you know I got to be honest, fellas, 55 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,007 we're stumped. 56 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:49,131 This type of thing just doesn't happen in Stillwater. 57 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,681 Now, did Wayne have any enemies? 58 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,767 More like an unfriendly rivalry. A guy named "Slim Jim" Morgan. 59 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,730 Like Wayne, he was pretty well-known in the competitive eating circuit. 60 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,089 Competitive eating circuit, is that a big thing out here? 61 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:08,604 Oh, yeah. You betcha. Folks take it real seriously. 62 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,525 Train for months, eat all sorts of wackadoo stuff. 63 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:16,607 You know, like, baked beans, buff wings, butter. 64 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,331 - Butter? - Yeah. Sometimes, deep-fried. 65 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,085 This year, alone, Wayne won the Butter Bowl, 66 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,971 the Wing Ding and Shrimptasia. 67 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,611 Anyhoo, point being- 68 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,007 Wayne McNut was the only one Slim Jim couldn't beat 69 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,685 in the whole Great Lakes Region. 70 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:36,242 - So, is he a suspect? - We checked him out, 71 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,768 but Slim Jim was in the Hot Doggery at the time of Wayne's death. 72 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,524 And we got 15 witnesses to prove it. 73 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,091 - Really? - Yeah. 74 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,531 Training. 75 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,810 When I gear up for a competition, I eat lettuce. Stretches the stomach. 76 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,163 Yet another reason to stay away from salads. 77 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,849 How well did you know Wayne McNut? 78 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,731 Oh, well enough to know he was a weasel and a cheat. 79 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,246 I hate to say it, but karma's a bitch. 80 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,640 This is interesting. 81 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,965 - Maia's good luck charms. - And Mala is... 82 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,009 My old lady. 83 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:25,210 - Is your old lady superstitious? - Yeah, she's Romanichal. 84 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,801 - "Romanichal"? - Gypsy. 85 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:31,407 But don't call her that. She says it's reductive. 86 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,130 But I think it's a compliment. 87 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,567 I mean, Gypsies are all the rage on TV. 88 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:39,008 My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Gypsy Sisters, 89 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,561 Keeping up with the Kardashians. 90 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,487 - You mind if I use your bathroom? - Yeah, go ahead. 91 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,008 But use the one upstairs at the back. Maia's taking a shower in ours. 92 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,049 Right. 93 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,401 Did you really lose the Wiener Winner by one dog? 94 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,011 Yeah. 95 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,850 Now, what are we talking? Six inches foot-longs? 96 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,731 Look, Agent, am I a suspect here or what? 97 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,405 Because unless you got a warrant... 98 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,403 - You ready to go? - Yeah. 99 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,561 Mr. Morgan, thank you for your time. 100 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,564 If you remember anything else, this is our number 101 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,929 and where we're staying locally. 102 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,328 All right, so, we got what appears to be Wayne McNut's hair 103 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,484 and a bag full of weird. 104 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,082 In Romanichal culture, the pouch is called a "putsi bag." 105 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,811 - It's used for hexes. - Okay, so, what? 106 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,167 Maia's putting hexes on hubby's competition? 107 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,921 What, we got a Thinner sitch here? 108 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,361 Slim Jim might not even know. 109 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,246 - Hi. - I believe you have something of mine. 110 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:59,847 Kill Wayne? I loved him. 111 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,209 - So, you were... - Yes, okay? 112 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,684 We were having an affair. For years, actually. 113 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,165 I don't mean to be rude, 114 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,160 but how is it that Wayne McNut is your type? 115 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,484 I mean, you're married to a man who's barely a buck, wet. 116 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,087 What can I say? 117 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,599 Sometimes, it's nice to feel a little give. 118 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,319 Oh. 119 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:30,041 Yeah, I get that. Yeah, little extra cushion for the... 120 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,526 Help me understand something. 121 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,963 If you loved Wayne, why did you put a curse on him? 122 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,610 It wasn't a curse. 123 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,087 Putsi bags are also used for blessings. 124 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:46,765 I wanted Wayne to win. 125 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,484 Plan was, take the prize money, get a quickie divorce 126 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,244 and then tie the knot in Orlando. 127 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,766 Wayne used to call me his "Princess Jasmine." 128 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,887 I gained weight? 129 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,049 How is that even possible? 130 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:10,770 Hello? Anyone there? 131 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,364 Let's try this again. 132 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,160 Any idea what the vic weighed beforehand? 133 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,881 - One sixty-five. - So, 180. 134 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,162 all women lie about their weight and age. 135 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,051 Well, you told that waitress the other day you were 29. 136 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,919 Mm-hmm. 137 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,445 Need anything else, Agents? 138 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,170 Yeah, is Sheriff Hanscum around? 139 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,731 Sorry, she's out for the rest of the week. 140 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,884 Hell of a time to take a vacation, right? 141 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:34,763 Okay. So we have two victims with seemingly nothing in common except... 142 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,843 A love for éclairs. Check this out. 143 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,123 What is that, a birthmark? 144 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,523 So, the weight had to come off somehow, right? 145 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,809 - What if it's a suction mark? - Suction mark? 146 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,327 Okay. Uh, Changeling? 147 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,845 Yeah, but changelings only take over kids. 148 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,565 Neither of these vics had any. 149 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,530 And we don't know if Wayne McNut had a suction mark. 150 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,045 - Unless we missed it. - Yeah. 151 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,680 Well, we should split up. One of us should hit the morgue, 152 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,840 the other should stay here and question the staff. 153 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,441 - I'll stay. - Ain't gonna happen. 154 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,687 Why? 155 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,683 - Because you're weird around girls. - What does that mean, "weird"? 156 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,320 You're awkward, you're weird, Sam-weird. 157 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:20,006 Sorry, man, "I'm just being honest." 158 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,208 So you were scheduled to close the gym, last night? 159 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,688 Yeah, but I didn't exactly lock up. 160 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:30,528 Carol was still working out, and... I had a date. 161 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,320 I didn't want to shortchange her, you know? 162 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,683 I mean, the girl's been working so hard to lose weight for her wedding. 163 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:41,488 I slipped her the key and I told her to lock up on her way out. 164 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,322 Oh, it's all my fault. 165 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,081 - Hey. - Find anything at the morgue? 166 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:16,005 Yeah. So Wayne was banged up pretty bad. 167 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,289 But on the back of his neck, just below his hairline, 168 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,920 suction mark, identical to Carol's. 169 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:26,085 Okay, so, they both had marks just like the hot trainer at Rollz. 170 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,210 She was skinny... and alive. 171 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,931 And just recently lost a ton of weight. 172 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,926 When I asked her about the mark, she clammed up, got all embarrassed. 173 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,651 So I did some checking, and it turns out 174 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,521 she took a couple of "me days" last month 175 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,250 and went here. 176 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,931 - Canyon Valley? - Hmm. Yeah. 177 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,205 When you look in the mirror, 178 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,408 do you recognize the fat person staring back at you? 179 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,530 Have you tried every fad diet, every fitness trend out there, 180 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,125 but nothing seems to work? 181 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,486 Here at Canyon Valley, 182 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,849 we guarantee weight loss with no surgery. 183 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,162 No extreme dieting. 184 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,486 And no intensive workout regimen. 185 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:25,806 Guaranteed results in one week. You can reach your weight-loss goals. 186 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,564 We did. 187 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:32,203 But only if you reach for the phone and call Canyon Valley, now. 188 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,567 - How far away is that place? - Couple of hours. 189 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,003 We were really, really moved by the online testimonials. 190 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,447 Oh, yeah, that was some powerful stuff. 191 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,602 And you boys are both certified personal trainers? 192 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,848 - Yeah, personal training brothers. - Yeah. 193 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,731 Kind of like Hans and Franz, but less German. 194 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,366 And you're certified in...? 195 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,921 - Making people sweat. - Yeah? 196 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,687 Kicking ass and taking names. That's how we do. 197 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,239 Uh... 198 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,483 Uh... To clarify, what my brother's trying to say 199 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,962 is that we both have a passion for fitness and helping people. 200 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,966 Oh, us too. In fact, that's how we first met. 201 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,640 I was Maritza's first client back in Peru. 202 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,006 I was on a student visa. 203 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,811 Homesick, stressed, eating my troubles away. 204 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,287 - Oh, he was the size of a casa. - Oh, it's true. 205 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,205 I was one empanada away from a heart attack. 206 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,522 But then this... gorgeous godsend 207 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,690 made me the lean, mean, fighting machine I am today. 208 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:37,079 Hmm. 209 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,606 Ho! 210 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,251 But I digress. 211 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,171 The good news is, we are hiring. 212 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:53,046 The bad news is, there's only one trainer position available. 213 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,890 How do you feel about working in another department? 214 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,367 Huh? 215 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,690 - Nice shorts. - Nice hairnet. 216 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,922 Yeah, why do I got to be the lunch lady? 217 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,128 Since when have you ever complained about being around food? 218 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,566 Okay, this is not food. 219 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,807 Hey, new guy. 220 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,043 Quit flirting with the trainer and keep scooping, huh? 221 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,929 It's all right. 222 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,971 My, uh, Ashtanga yoga class starts in five minutes. 223 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,248 How the hell do you know anything about yoga? 224 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,250 You're not the only one who's ever dated someone bendy. 225 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,767 - Hey, you have any oatmeal? - Yeah, I wish. 226 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,651 No, but we have, uh, something that's tofu over there. 227 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,451 I... What is that? It's a pancake. It's tofu. 228 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,924 I feel like a baby asking this, but... will the treatment hurt? 229 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,208 Not at all. The only drawback of cupping is, 230 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,284 it leaves a suction mark. It can bruise a little. 231 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,805 - Cupping? - Yes, ancient Chinese secret. 232 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,885 All the celebrities do it. It draws out toxins, boosts metabolism. 233 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,724 You'll feel good. 234 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,599 Who knew? 235 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:23,649 Excuse me. It's just so relaxing in here. 236 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,122 It's the aromatherapy. The lavender really packs a punch. 237 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,605 Oh... 238 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,002 Jeez, that's warm. 239 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,522 Flojo. You got time to lean, you got time to clean, huh? 240 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,366 - I'm starving. What do we get to eat? - Same as the clients. 241 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,522 They expect us to eat this rabbit food? 242 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,809 It's not rabbit food. It's super-food. 243 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,525 Well, I'm not eating it. 244 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,449 At Canyon Valley, we're supposed to lead by example. 245 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,126 This is leading by example? 246 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,965 It's not for us, estúpido. It's for the clients. 247 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,809 They're allowed to have pudding on their spa day. 248 00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:11,282 It's like a... a last hurrah before the real work starts. 249 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:19,479 Get to work. Hey, Frank. We need to order more asparagus. 250 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,608 Okay. 251 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,366 Mmm. 252 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,490 What do you know? Think it's my spa day too. 253 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:54,205 Okay, good job, guys. Go to, uh... downward dog. 254 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,250 - Hold for five minutes. - Five minutes? 255 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,283 It's usually 30 seconds. 256 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,211 Right, yeah, 30 seconds. That's what I meant. 257 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,200 Okay, just come around, make sure everybody's form is okay. 258 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:10,126 Make sure you're keeping your cores tight and you're... 259 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,207 Uh... Good job. Great. 260 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,328 Just straighten that back out. 261 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,721 Mmm. 262 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,725 Well done, today. Good job. 263 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,962 Good work, guys. Good work. 264 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,645 Namaste. 265 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:06,528 Okay. Good work. See you all soon. Good job. 266 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:15,920 - How was class? - It was, uh... great. Yeah. 267 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,001 Agent Frehley. What are you doing here? 268 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,241 Agent Frehley? 269 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,046 I don't know. She must be pretty out of it, huh? 270 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,526 Oh. Excuse me. Sorry. 271 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,650 Got to get this. Yeah. Have a good one. 272 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,850 - Sammy? - Dean, what's wrong with you? 273 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,482 - I need your help. - Where are you? Dean. 274 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,406 Sweet potatoes. 275 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,005 Dean? 276 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,009 Dean! 277 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,330 Dean? 278 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,961 - Dean! - Sammy? 279 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,164 Dean. Hey! Hey, Wake up! 280 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,608 - What took you so long? - What the hell happened? 281 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,366 - I was drugged. - What? 282 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,364 The pudding... It was supposed to be for the clients, 283 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,646 but I couldn't resist. 284 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,327 - Salted caramel? - Yeah, man, best of both worlds. 285 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,720 Salty and sweet. 286 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,929 Right. Uh... All right, you stay here. 287 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,930 No, no, no, I'm gonna come with you. 288 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,049 Go ahead, man. I'll catch up. 289 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,727 Hey, did you make the pudding? 290 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,803 - It depends. - On what? 291 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,610 Whether you liked it or not. 292 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,605 - What's in it? - Relax, Jack LaLanne. It's low cal. 293 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,649 Nonfat milk, sea salt... 294 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,770 No, no, not the ingredients. The something extra. 295 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,799 Chill, man. Supplements, okay? 296 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,882 What kind of supplements? 297 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,401 Here, hey. 298 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:48,771 To boost metabolism, per Larry and Maritza. 299 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,600 These aren't supplements. They're roofies. 300 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,762 What? How do you know what roofies look like? 301 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,570 How do you not know? 302 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,411 You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub 303 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,968 with my kidney carved out, in Chechnya? 304 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,844 Did you find anything out in the yoga? 305 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,446 Yeah, yeah. Invasion of the Body Snatchers. 306 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,446 Every single person in class had one of those freaky-ass suction marks. 307 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,484 What the hell is going on here? 308 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,291 You know, I didn't mean to bail on you fellas, 309 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,001 but I've been waiting over six months to get into Canyon Valley. 310 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,811 And let me tell you, it was worth it. 311 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,923 I already lost ten pounds. 312 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,923 In... In one day? 313 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,084 No offense, Sheriff, because you look great, 314 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,130 but aren't you the least bit curious as to how you dropped ten in a day? 315 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,250 Well, to tell you the truth, Agent, I don't give a flying fudge. 316 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,331 My husband, Doug, left me last year... 317 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,891 because he said I loved cookie dough milkshakes 318 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,451 more than him. 319 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,011 Sorry to hear that. 320 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,487 Yeah. Doug's a dick. You deserve better. 321 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,690 Thanks. But... he was right. 322 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,769 That was a dark time for me. 323 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,049 Whoever said you eat your pain? Not me, I guzzled it. 324 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:24,123 Anyhoo, I guess I just wanted to feel pretty again. 325 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,003 And Canyon Valley did that. 326 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,845 Only question is... What are you doing here? 327 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,890 We're, uh... We're undercover. 328 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,566 Yeah, sort of got that. 329 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,963 We think that there's a connection between Canyon Valley 330 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:47,210 - and the murders in town. - What kind of connection? 331 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,165 Suction marks. 332 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,641 You mean, like this? 333 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,649 Yeah. Where did that come from? 334 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,842 My spa treatment. Cupping. 335 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,809 - Cupping? - Yeah. 336 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,883 You know, I thought it would hurt, but honestly, 337 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,451 I snoozed through the whole thing. 338 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,608 By the time I woke up, I was down two dress sizes. 339 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,242 Before the cupping, did you eat any pudding? 340 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,449 Darn tooting. Licked the bowl clean. 341 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,001 Donna, do you remember who did this treatment? 342 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,324 Oh, yeah. You betcha. 343 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,566 Evelyn, you are looking great. 344 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,245 Just ten more pounds until your goal weight. 345 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,402 Do you mind if I borrow my wife for a second. 346 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,403 I'll be back. 347 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,569 - Looking good, ladies. - Thank you. 348 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,039 The new guys aren't personal trainers. 349 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,565 - What are you talking about? - I did a little digging. 350 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,080 I found this in their glove compartment. 351 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,961 - They're Feds? - Worse, they're hunters. 352 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,727 - Why are hunters here? - Maybe because of this. 353 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,804 Oh, my God. 354 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,088 - Do you think... - I do. 355 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,969 - What are we going to do? - Relax, I'll take care of it. 356 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,441 Just get rid of the evidence. 357 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:52,083 Okay, I'm no health nut, but that... is just wrong. 358 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,288 All right, talk. 359 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,286 This isn't what you think. I'm not a killer. 360 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,250 - Well, then, what are you? - I'm a pishtaco. 361 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,449 - A fish taco? - A pishtaco. 362 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,484 It means, "Peruvian fat-sucker." 363 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,163 Never heard of it. So what? 364 00:29:14,164 --> 00:29:17,289 You're like vamps with a sweet tooth for cellulite? 365 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,451 Vampires kill. We're just parasites. 366 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,683 - Oh, well, in that case. - Look, I would never hurt anybody. 367 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,004 Okay, this... this is why Larry and I started Canyon Valley. 368 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:34,650 We could help people lose weight and I could feed. It was a win-win. 369 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,802 Yeah, except for the two you Dysoned to death. 370 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,401 - That wasn't me. - Well, then, who was it? 371 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,849 - Alonso. - The dude from the cafeteria? 372 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,765 He's my brother. 373 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,243 I knew you were a lost cause. Unlike your sister, you're weak. 374 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,681 - Good to see you, too, Larry. - How could you do this to her? 375 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,049 - To us. - Do what? 376 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,644 This? 377 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,491 - Oh, that. - Oh, yeah, that. 378 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,247 You know what "that" means? Huh? 379 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,289 Now, there are hunters here. 380 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,807 It's your fault, blanco. If you didn't starve me, maybe... 381 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,088 Listen, freak! 382 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,687 Your sister and I have spent years building this operation. 383 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,606 And if you think I'm gonna let your gluttony destroy it, 384 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,966 you got another thing coming. 385 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,771 I want you out. Now. 386 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,331 I'm not leaving Maritza. 387 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,889 Well, I got news for you, pal. She doesn't want you here, either. 388 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,368 Either you leave, or I'll make you. 389 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:24,441 I brought Alonso here from Peru to show him a better way. 390 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,927 A more civilized way. 391 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,245 One where we weren't monsters. 392 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,847 That the secret to coexisting with humans 393 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,726 was just eating enough to get by. 394 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,646 Let me guess. Alonso wasn't a big fan of portion control, was he? 395 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,087 No. 396 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:53,326 During a routine treatment, he almost killed a client. 397 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,329 He sucked out too much fat. 398 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,962 I demoted him to kitchen duty. 399 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,522 No human contact, just fat from the jar. 400 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,530 But he said, 401 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,843 the more I deprived him, the hungrier he got. 402 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,043 And now, three people are dead. 403 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,368 My husband. 404 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,081 Where's Alonso right now? 405 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,720 The basement? 406 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,685 That's where he spends most of his time now. 407 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,887 What about her? 408 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,965 Well, until we figure out what side she's on, she stays put. 409 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,566 I am on your side. 410 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,408 Okay, then, how do we kill him? 411 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,166 Hey. 412 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,208 You and Estupido have no chance. The fat makes us stronger. 413 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,210 Your sister did mention that when she ratted you out. 414 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,439 You're lying. 415 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,409 I guess, after you killed her husband... 416 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,842 you were too monstrous even for her. 417 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,886 We'll let you know if we need any other information. 418 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,003 - Okay. - Thanks for everything. Appreciate it. 419 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:06,000 - Hey. - What did you tell the sheriff? 420 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,966 The usual. Psycho killer on the loose. 421 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,642 They, uh... usually buy it. 422 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,566 I lost my whole family today. 423 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,841 I'm so sorry. 424 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,640 Can I steal you a sec? 425 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:35,370 Yeah, once this place clears out, got to make this a family affair. 426 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,848 Wait, Dean. We're not gonna kill Maritza. 427 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,086 - She's a monster. - Yeah, who saved our asses. 428 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,760 You said that you wanted to keep things strictly business. 429 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,130 Well, last I checked, we were in the business of killing monsters. 430 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,045 I wanted to keep things strictly business between us. 431 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,361 But I still have a heart. 432 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,851 What if I had crossed paths with a hunter 433 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,929 back when I was possessed by Gadreel? 434 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,844 I could've ended up dead too. Would I have deserved that? 435 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,411 Would I have deserved to die? 436 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,727 So, a one-way ticket to Peru? 437 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,400 - I'm hitting it. - Yeah. Hey. 438 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,966 - Yeah? - About what you said the other day. 439 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,288 I thought it didn't bother you. 440 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,444 You know, Sam, I saved your hide back there. 441 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,002 And I saved your hide at that church. 442 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,163 And the hospital. 443 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,091 I may not think things all the way through. 444 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,446 Okay, but what I do, I do because it's the right thing. 445 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,327 I'd do it again. 446 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,646 And that... is the problem. 447 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,330 You think you're my savior, my brother, the hero. 448 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,847 You swoop in and even when you mess up, 449 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,083 you think what you're doing is worth it 450 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:40,610 because you've convinced yourself you're doing more good than bad. 451 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,442 But you're not. 452 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,887 I mean, Kevin's dead. Crowley's in the wind. 453 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,247 We're no closer to beating this angel thing. 454 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,686 Please, tell me: 455 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,525 What is the upside of me being alive? 456 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,328 Are you kidding me? 457 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:01,201 You and me, fighting the good fight together. 458 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,081 Okay. 459 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,164 Just once, be honest with me. 460 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:20,164 You didn't save me for me. You did it for you. 461 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,685 What are you talking about? 462 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,243 I was ready to die, I was ready. I should have died. 463 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,001 But you, you didn't want to be alone. 464 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,923 And that's what all this boils down to. 465 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,760 You can't stand the thought of being alone. 466 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,365 - All right. - I'll give you this much: 467 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,524 You are certainly willing to do the sacrificing... 468 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,763 as long as you're not the one being hurt. 469 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,123 All right, you want to be honest? 470 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:53,162 If the situation were reversed and I was dying, 471 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,765 you'd do the same thing. 472 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,642 No, Dean, I wouldn't. 473 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:10,048 Same circumstances, I wouldn't. 474 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,406 I'm gonna get to bed.