1 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:06,733 When was the last time you really slept a night? 2 00:00:06,903 --> 00:00:08,234 Let's just work, all right? 3 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:19,203 Killer clown. I know what you're thinking, Sam. 4 00:00:19,382 --> 00:00:21,782 - Why did it have to be clowns? - Give me a break. 5 00:00:21,951 --> 00:00:23,441 Ha, you didn't think I remember. 6 00:00:23,619 --> 00:00:26,918 You still bust out crying whenever you see Ronald McDonald. 7 00:00:27,089 --> 00:00:28,920 - I'm not afraid of flying. - Planes crash. 8 00:00:29,091 --> 00:00:30,183 And clowns kill. 9 00:00:45,107 --> 00:00:47,439 It's okay. They can't hurt you. 10 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:48,872 They can't hurt you. 11 00:00:49,045 --> 00:00:51,639 If it bleeds, you can kill it. Yeah. 12 00:00:51,814 --> 00:00:53,281 If it bleeds, you can kill it. 13 00:01:46,669 --> 00:01:48,034 Hello? 14 00:01:51,307 --> 00:01:52,569 I am the egg man. 15 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:56,837 Seriously, Frank, pay phones? Come on. Uh... 16 00:01:57,013 --> 00:02:00,005 I'm getting the clap off this thing just touching it. 17 00:02:01,651 --> 00:02:04,051 Fred Savage? Really? 18 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:07,212 Yeah. No, I know. Big Mouths are everywhere. 19 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:10,316 Uh, well, since you asked... 20 00:02:10,493 --> 00:02:13,326 ...some actual intel on the Dick Roman guy would be nice. 21 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:16,055 Fine. All right. 22 00:02:16,232 --> 00:02:18,291 Yeah, good looking out. 23 00:02:23,306 --> 00:02:24,739 Hope he finds something quick. 24 00:02:24,907 --> 00:02:27,398 This protocol du jour thing's creeping my cheese. 25 00:02:27,643 --> 00:02:28,905 So we got dick on Dick? 26 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:32,345 - Vivid way of putting it. - Heh. 27 00:02:32,515 --> 00:02:33,709 Find anything on Wonder Woman? 28 00:02:33,883 --> 00:02:36,511 No. There probably won't be. They are definitely gone. 29 00:02:36,686 --> 00:02:38,654 But might have found something in Kansas. 30 00:02:38,821 --> 00:02:42,154 All right, well, let's do it. But a few simple rules, okay? No babies. 31 00:02:42,325 --> 00:02:44,054 - Heh. - No baby mamas, no bars... 32 00:02:44,226 --> 00:02:47,354 ...no booze, no hot chicks of any kind. 33 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:50,397 - Heh, wait. Did you just say...? - Hey. You spawn a monster baby... 34 00:02:50,566 --> 00:02:53,535 ...see how quick you wanna dive back in the pool. 35 00:02:55,471 --> 00:02:57,132 Ooh. 36 00:02:57,540 --> 00:03:02,000 - Those are not the fun kind of hickeys. - You're saying an octopus did this? 37 00:03:02,178 --> 00:03:03,839 Not just any octopus. 38 00:03:04,013 --> 00:03:08,416 Based on welt diameter, Enteroctopus dofleini. 39 00:03:08,584 --> 00:03:12,042 And for those of us who skipped the Enteroctopus class? 40 00:03:12,221 --> 00:03:14,712 Giant Pacific Octopus. 41 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,518 - How giant we talking, doc? - Approximately 30 feet. 42 00:03:21,197 --> 00:03:24,030 I mean, aren't giant octopi rare around here? 43 00:03:24,233 --> 00:03:25,564 Yet here we are. 44 00:03:25,768 --> 00:03:29,534 So, what happens, guy comes home, cracks a beer and gets suckered to death? 45 00:03:29,705 --> 00:03:32,196 Obviously, this was some kind of freak fetish attack. 46 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:36,709 Someone created those hickey marks, then bled the man out. 47 00:03:41,283 --> 00:03:43,410 - Bite look vampy to you? - Yeah, no question. 48 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:47,488 So, what are we looking for? An OctoVamp? Vamptopus? 49 00:03:47,723 --> 00:03:50,692 - That's crazy even for us, right? - It does push the envelope. 50 00:03:50,893 --> 00:03:53,088 Let's go chat up the widow. 51 00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:57,792 We're very sorry for your loss, ma'am. 52 00:03:57,967 --> 00:04:00,765 Mrs. Harper, we know this is, uh, bad timing... 53 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:04,235 ...but we have a few routine questions we need to ask. Is that okay? 54 00:04:04,407 --> 00:04:05,772 Yeah. 55 00:04:06,008 --> 00:04:08,306 Did the house feel any different lately? 56 00:04:08,511 --> 00:04:10,809 - Different? - Anything strange. 57 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:14,006 Cold spots. Uh, did you smell anything weird? 58 00:04:14,216 --> 00:04:17,447 - Maybe sulfury. - No. Not that I can remember. 59 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:21,181 Okay, we're just ticking all the boxes here. Um... 60 00:04:21,357 --> 00:04:24,224 What about any skeletons in your husband's closet? 61 00:04:24,427 --> 00:04:26,156 Skeletons? What do you mean? 62 00:04:26,328 --> 00:04:29,092 Can you think of anybody who would wanna do him harm? 63 00:04:29,265 --> 00:04:32,166 A colleague, an old flame. 64 00:04:34,737 --> 00:04:37,433 The tiniest detail could really help. 65 00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:40,141 You wanna know what he was up to lately... 66 00:04:40,342 --> 00:04:42,139 ...ask Stacey. 67 00:04:42,344 --> 00:04:43,971 She was here the night he died. 68 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:48,245 - Um, Stacey? - Our nanny. 69 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,514 Any other questions? 70 00:04:52,688 --> 00:04:54,883 No, that's, um... 71 00:04:55,057 --> 00:04:58,185 Thank you. You've been a big help. 72 00:05:05,034 --> 00:05:07,400 Really appreciate the hospitality, ma'am. 73 00:05:17,313 --> 00:05:20,976 Mom, Dad, nanny. Boy, that is a love triangle right out of Casa Erotica. 74 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:23,345 Of course, in those, the jealous wife... 75 00:05:23,519 --> 00:05:25,510 ...tends to channel her feelings more productively. 76 00:05:26,889 --> 00:05:28,823 Only thing I can't wrap my mind around is... 77 00:05:28,991 --> 00:05:30,982 How wife lady summoned an OctoVamp? 78 00:05:31,193 --> 00:05:33,661 More like why? Kind of impractical, right? 79 00:05:34,864 --> 00:05:38,322 Yeah. All right, one of us needs to go talk to the naughty nanny... 80 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:41,902 ...the other one shake down the place, see what we're dealing with. 81 00:05:42,104 --> 00:05:45,039 - All right. I'm on the nanny. - I'm on the nanny. 82 00:05:45,207 --> 00:05:46,834 Heh, I thought you said no hot chicks. 83 00:05:47,009 --> 00:05:49,569 We don't know that she's hot. 84 00:05:52,581 --> 00:05:56,244 Now, uh, how would you describe your relationship with the deceased? 85 00:05:56,418 --> 00:05:58,852 I don't know. Normal, I guess. 86 00:05:59,021 --> 00:06:01,751 - Normal? - Well, I mostly dealt with Debra. 87 00:06:03,359 --> 00:06:05,850 There was nothing going on, if that's what you mean. 88 00:06:06,028 --> 00:06:09,896 Debra said you were at the house late the night that, uh, Brian died. 89 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:12,460 Yeah. 90 00:06:12,768 --> 00:06:15,032 Brian was working late, so I stayed with Kelly. 91 00:06:15,204 --> 00:06:17,468 - She was pretty upset. - Why's that? 92 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:22,404 Well, it was her birthday. We had a party at Plucky's. 93 00:06:23,112 --> 00:06:25,740 Plucky's. Why does that sound familiar? 94 00:06:25,915 --> 00:06:28,941 Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie? 95 00:06:29,118 --> 00:06:31,279 Pizza chain for kids. 96 00:06:31,453 --> 00:06:33,648 Actually, more for lazy parents. 97 00:06:34,957 --> 00:06:38,290 Anyway, her dad showed up for five minutes... 98 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:39,950 ...then he went back to work. 99 00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:43,223 And, of course, her mom was out of town. 100 00:06:43,399 --> 00:06:47,392 This stupid kid told Kelly her folks didn't really love her. She freaked. 101 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:49,504 I was calming her down for hours. 102 00:06:49,672 --> 00:06:52,505 Uh, did you notice anything weird at the house? 103 00:06:53,409 --> 00:06:54,740 Weird like? 104 00:06:54,944 --> 00:06:56,969 Anything. Even a bad feeling. 105 00:06:57,146 --> 00:07:00,013 No, nothing like that. 106 00:07:00,649 --> 00:07:05,609 Actually, Kelly does have a weird thing about closets. 107 00:07:06,021 --> 00:07:07,989 Heh, but it's just kid stuff. 108 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:09,282 Try me. 109 00:07:10,292 --> 00:07:12,419 She thinks there's a monster in her closet. 110 00:07:13,596 --> 00:07:15,086 Drives everyone crazy. 111 00:07:15,264 --> 00:07:16,731 Heh. 112 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,162 - Hey. - Hey, we talked to the wrong person. 113 00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:23,532 - What? - Forget the mom. Talk to the daughter. 114 00:07:23,706 --> 00:07:25,970 She's mad at her dad for ditching her birthday. 115 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,803 You think, uh, a birthday wish gone wrong? Something like that? 116 00:07:28,978 --> 00:07:31,276 - I don't know. Could be. - I got a 20 on her now. 117 00:07:31,447 --> 00:07:33,938 Can you get to her without tripping the Amber Alert? 118 00:07:34,984 --> 00:07:37,043 - I'll try. - All right, see what you can find out. 119 00:07:42,024 --> 00:07:44,288 What you working on there? 120 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:45,957 I know who you are. 121 00:07:47,429 --> 00:07:48,760 - You do? - Mm-hm... 122 00:07:48,931 --> 00:07:50,626 ...you're the guy that talked to my mom. 123 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,059 Heh, that's right, I did. 124 00:07:53,235 --> 00:07:55,999 Kelly? Where are you, honey? 125 00:07:56,205 --> 00:07:58,173 Something wrong? 126 00:07:58,641 --> 00:08:01,633 My mom will get mad if I talk to you. 127 00:08:02,444 --> 00:08:04,071 Um... 128 00:08:04,246 --> 00:08:06,806 - How come? - Because of what I told the police. 129 00:08:06,982 --> 00:08:09,246 What did you tell the police? 130 00:08:10,386 --> 00:08:13,480 I told them that I tried to warn my dad. 131 00:08:13,856 --> 00:08:15,050 That the monster would get him. 132 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,260 Kelly? Come here, now. 133 00:08:19,828 --> 00:08:21,659 Kelly. 134 00:09:45,581 --> 00:09:46,809 If it bleeds, you can kill it. 135 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,948 Ooh. 136 00:10:15,744 --> 00:10:16,768 Huh. 137 00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:20,944 Hey, um... 138 00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:23,376 Okay, so the horse I get, the hoof prints... 139 00:10:23,552 --> 00:10:26,680 ...the jumping over the fence, but, uh, what ran him through? 140 00:10:26,855 --> 00:10:28,686 Best I can tell you is something big. 141 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:30,651 So, what like a lance? 142 00:10:40,469 --> 00:10:43,461 Sad. Lady's gotta pull her frigging 8-year-old out of school... 143 00:10:43,672 --> 00:10:45,936 ...and tell him his dad's dead. 144 00:10:47,276 --> 00:10:49,073 Excuse me. 145 00:10:51,914 --> 00:10:54,781 Excuse me, ma'am. Agent Jones, FBI. 146 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:57,441 I'm sorry, I really need to go. 147 00:10:57,619 --> 00:11:00,850 Okay. Uh, just one quick question, if you don't mind. 148 00:11:01,023 --> 00:11:03,856 Um, was yesterday your son's birthday? 149 00:11:04,927 --> 00:11:08,294 Billy's birthday? No. Why would you ask that? 150 00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:10,956 Nothing. Never mind. 151 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:18,231 Oh. But his father did take him to a friend's birthday party yesterday. 152 00:11:28,317 --> 00:11:29,807 - Hey. - Hey. 153 00:11:30,018 --> 00:11:33,249 You remember a chain called Plucky Pennywhistle's? 154 00:11:35,324 --> 00:11:36,848 - No. - Really? 155 00:11:37,025 --> 00:11:40,256 - Could've sworn you loved those places. - No, dude, I hated them. 156 00:11:40,429 --> 00:11:43,523 Uh, you would dump me and go trolling for chicks. 157 00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:46,829 It's not like I left you in jail. Those places are fun. 158 00:11:47,035 --> 00:11:49,299 Fun? Uh, they're lame. 159 00:11:49,505 --> 00:11:52,440 And they smell like puke, and the ice cream is all grainy. 160 00:11:52,641 --> 00:11:54,472 Don't have one of your episodes, okay? 161 00:11:54,643 --> 00:11:57,476 I hit a dead end with this whole wishes-gone-wild thing... 162 00:11:57,646 --> 00:12:00,274 ...but both kids were at Plucky's day of. 163 00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:03,649 Go check out the local Plucky's, ask about this Billy kid. 164 00:12:03,819 --> 00:12:07,516 Look, man, uh, why don't I just wait for you to get back? 165 00:12:07,756 --> 00:12:10,020 No can do, hermano. I'm on my way to talk to Billy. 166 00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:13,855 Oh, why don't I talk to Billy right now? 167 00:12:14,596 --> 00:12:18,532 Heh, wait, wait, wait. This isn't about, uh, your clown thing, is it? 168 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,395 What? 169 00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:23,403 - No. - Sammy. 170 00:12:23,906 --> 00:12:25,840 No. Heh. 171 00:12:26,008 --> 00:12:29,637 What in the world did they do to you? All right, you know what? Never mind. 172 00:12:29,811 --> 00:12:34,214 Just know that 99.99 percent of all clowns can't hurt you, okay? 173 00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:37,715 And if it bleeds, you can kill it. 174 00:12:40,222 --> 00:12:41,689 If it bleeds, you can kill it. 175 00:12:41,857 --> 00:12:44,223 Have fun. 176 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:55,227 I'm too old for this. 177 00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:58,700 Heh, oh, yeah. 178 00:12:58,874 --> 00:13:02,241 Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's. 179 00:13:02,411 --> 00:13:05,574 Have fun, ha-ha-ha. 180 00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:10,184 Welcome to Plucky... 181 00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:14,412 Welcome to Plucky's, where all your dreams are good. 182 00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:18,257 Could you just maybe...? Just get the manager for me? 183 00:13:19,595 --> 00:13:20,823 Okay. 184 00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:29,096 Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's. 185 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:40,240 Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's. 186 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:46,284 A medium pixie pizza is ready for pickup. 187 00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:49,720 I just need you to stay sane for three more hours, okay? 188 00:13:49,891 --> 00:13:51,552 Here. 189 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,853 Finish your homework. 190 00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:57,259 Like I can concentrate in here. 191 00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:05,236 - There's this really cool game. - Yeah? 192 00:14:05,407 --> 00:14:07,466 Have you seen it? 193 00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:19,014 Real beauties, huh? 194 00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:22,350 We rotate them out once a week. Kids love having their art on the wall. 195 00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:25,186 Draw your worst fear? 196 00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:28,591 I know. But we don't post the truly evil stuff. 197 00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:32,165 Just the standard crap like sharks and ghosts. 198 00:14:33,402 --> 00:14:36,030 - Jean Holiday, shift manager. - Johnson, FBI. 199 00:14:36,204 --> 00:14:38,434 So, heh, tell me... 200 00:14:38,607 --> 00:14:41,838 ...why even ask the kids to draw creepy stuff to begin with? 201 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:45,878 It's just an exercise some pop psychologist came up with. 202 00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:49,176 Plus the owner is obsessed with "aiding children's development." 203 00:14:49,351 --> 00:14:53,219 So the placemat is a safe way to get kids to talk about their fears. 204 00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:55,716 We get them to sketch it in the little box... 205 00:14:55,924 --> 00:15:00,520 ...and voila, Plucky magically transforms it into rainbows and candy. 206 00:15:00,696 --> 00:15:04,792 Personally, I think it's a load of hooey, but they say if these fears run wild... 207 00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:08,424 ...then it affects kids long into their adulthood. 208 00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:17,070 Yeah, I've heard that. 209 00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:19,274 Um... 210 00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:21,211 So I don't know if you'll remember... 211 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:24,886 ...but there was, uh, a kid in here yesterday named Billy Pogue, for a party. 212 00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:27,647 - Oh, the conniption kid. - Conniption? He had a...? 213 00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:30,053 No, no, not him. He was fine. It was his dad. 214 00:15:30,225 --> 00:15:32,887 He pulls the kid away before cake and presents. 215 00:15:33,061 --> 00:15:35,052 The kid asked to stay for five minutes... 216 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:38,688 ...the dad pulls a full frontal douche bag, starts screaming. 217 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,390 I was embarrassed for the kid. 218 00:15:42,404 --> 00:15:45,373 Any available Plucky, please come to the front desk. 219 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:48,373 We have a birthday party waiting to happen. 220 00:15:48,543 --> 00:15:50,033 Any available Plucky... 221 00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:55,380 Hey. 222 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,620 You a cop? 223 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:04,058 Uh, yeah. I'm a fed. 224 00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:07,256 What are you investigating? 225 00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:11,293 A couple of crazy deaths. Why, something you wanna share? 226 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:16,602 Look, not now. Too many eyes. Yeah. 227 00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:19,138 Come back after closing. 228 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:32,377 Hey. So, uh, what's the lowdown with trauma town? 229 00:16:34,823 --> 00:16:37,553 I can tell you, uh, neither vic was up for parent of the year. 230 00:16:37,726 --> 00:16:40,559 Kelly's dad skipped her birthday, and Billy's dad pulled... 231 00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:43,721 ...one of those dick-parent scenes that makes everyone cringe. 232 00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,457 - What the hell are these? - Kid therapy. 233 00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:48,296 Um, you draw your worst nightmare, poof, Plucky fixes it. 234 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:50,938 Um, they hang them up on this big wall. 235 00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:54,132 Well, can't argue with this. Leprechauns are deadly. 236 00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:58,001 Okay, so Kelly draws a monster... 237 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:01,775 ...and then that goes after her father, that's what we're saying? 238 00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:05,544 Here's the thing, they label those. And guess which two were missing. 239 00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:07,915 Well, name tag was there, no placemat. 240 00:17:08,123 --> 00:17:10,819 - Little Miss OctoVamp. - Yeah. 241 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,383 And Billy. 242 00:17:12,561 --> 00:17:16,657 Ahem, so somehow, whatever he drew came to life and killed his dad... 243 00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,197 ...riding a horse. 244 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:20,230 Close, but no Seabiscuit. 245 00:17:20,402 --> 00:17:23,633 Ahem, see, I went and had a little chat with Billy... 246 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,932 ...and he drew me this. 247 00:17:30,445 --> 00:17:32,709 Wait. So now unicorns are evil? 248 00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:34,873 Yeah, obviously. 249 00:17:36,151 --> 00:17:38,483 Great. Well, now the question is... 250 00:17:38,653 --> 00:17:42,521 ...how did a unicorn come off a sketch and kill Billy's dad? 251 00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,521 How's any of this happening? 252 00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:49,221 Well, that's it for me. 253 00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:52,160 - Guess I'll head out. - Uh, one more thing. 254 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:56,326 Some kid puked in the ball pit. It's gonna need a full sanitization. 255 00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:59,132 Do that, and then you can clock out. 256 00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:26,223 Coming through. 257 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:31,223 - All right. - Good. Got it? 258 00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:33,890 Hold on one second there, guys. 259 00:19:36,204 --> 00:19:37,728 Keep in touch. 260 00:19:38,273 --> 00:19:40,207 Uh, thank you. 261 00:19:43,411 --> 00:19:44,435 So? 262 00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:47,342 Manager found the body in the ball pit, blood everywhere. 263 00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:49,983 - Cops have a theory? - The ball washer did it. 264 00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:51,618 - The what? - The ball washer. 265 00:19:51,786 --> 00:19:54,016 - The what? - The ball... 266 00:19:54,622 --> 00:19:56,453 Look at this. 267 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:00,658 Thank you, gentlemen. 268 00:20:00,829 --> 00:20:02,456 Thanks. 269 00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:06,300 - That's a shark bite. - Yeah. 270 00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:09,664 And, uh, judging from the radius, I'd say a 20-footer at least. 271 00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:14,001 Shark Week, man. How do you not watch that? 272 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,941 A whole week of sharks. 273 00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:34,353 "Omar Cooper." Heh. 274 00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:37,191 How much you wanna bet Omar here was scared of sharks? 275 00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:40,232 Saul the janitor is connected how? He's not related to Omar. 276 00:20:40,402 --> 00:20:43,394 No. But Saul had something he wanted to tell me. 277 00:20:43,571 --> 00:20:45,903 So this isn't about ganking some dickweed parent? 278 00:20:46,808 --> 00:20:48,639 More like, uh, silencing a whistleblower. 279 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:52,974 Great. So whatever we're looking for can literally fire off childhood fears at will. 280 00:20:53,281 --> 00:20:55,875 Well, watch out for evil lunch ladies. 281 00:20:56,051 --> 00:20:59,179 All right. Let's comb this place. 282 00:21:00,622 --> 00:21:02,522 Seriously? 283 00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:08,525 Dractopus, Seabiscuit the Impaler, Land Shark, what's next? 284 00:21:16,671 --> 00:21:19,401 Okay, Tyler, that's it. You gotta take the bus from here. 285 00:21:19,574 --> 00:21:22,941 - But I thought... - I can't, I'm sorry, I'm late. 286 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,206 Here. 287 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,885 Stay out of trouble. 288 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:03,645 - Unh. - Oh. Oh. 289 00:22:04,085 --> 00:22:05,518 Unh, oh! 290 00:22:17,899 --> 00:22:18,991 Maybe a tulpa? 291 00:22:20,869 --> 00:22:22,393 No, killings are too spread out. 292 00:22:23,171 --> 00:22:24,729 True. Um... 293 00:22:24,906 --> 00:22:25,964 Angel? 294 00:22:26,374 --> 00:22:28,865 It's a little imaginative for the God Squad, don't you think? 295 00:22:30,245 --> 00:22:31,735 Right. So what? 296 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,980 Yeah, I don't know, I'm tapped out. 297 00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:39,781 Well, whatever it is, at least we know where it is. 298 00:22:40,121 --> 00:22:41,145 Plucky's. 299 00:22:41,322 --> 00:22:44,086 That's where the victims are getting picked up. 300 00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:47,990 Yeah, but we swept the place last night, and nada. 301 00:22:49,097 --> 00:22:51,964 I can go back, grill the employees, maybe dig up some dirt. 302 00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:54,192 What good's that gonna do? They think you're a fed. 303 00:22:54,369 --> 00:22:56,496 The one guy who was gonna rat, he got Bruce'd. 304 00:22:57,105 --> 00:22:59,096 Anybody knows anything, they're not gonna tell you. 305 00:22:59,274 --> 00:23:01,435 All right, yup, that's the plan. 306 00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:05,102 I'll go back, play bad cop, really lean into them. 307 00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:11,048 - And? - And when I'm done, you watch them. 308 00:23:11,286 --> 00:23:13,481 If somebody freaks out, then that's our creep. 309 00:23:13,655 --> 00:23:16,317 Or he'll lead us closer, and you can track him. 310 00:23:16,524 --> 00:23:18,515 Well, what's my cover? 311 00:23:19,494 --> 00:23:22,952 I don't know, just hang back. Act normal. 312 00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:29,461 Yeah. Yeah, a guy in his 30s hanging out at Plucky's alone. That's normal. 313 00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:31,366 That's not pervy at all. 314 00:23:31,539 --> 00:23:34,133 It doesn't matter what people say. We've roped it off. 315 00:23:34,309 --> 00:23:36,300 I've notified the powers that be. Everyone's aware. 316 00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:40,045 - Just no one goes in the... - Hi. 317 00:23:40,515 --> 00:23:41,641 Agent. 318 00:23:41,849 --> 00:23:44,044 - Bet I know why you're here. - How's business? 319 00:23:44,686 --> 00:23:47,621 Turns out not even grim flipping death can slow down the birthday fun. 320 00:23:47,789 --> 00:23:48,813 Hmm. 321 00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:51,720 We roped off the ball pit though, until corporate can get here. 322 00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:55,652 I can't believe the machine did Saul in like that. 323 00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:59,231 That makes two of us. I'm gonna need to talk to some of your employees. 324 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,958 - Like who? - Like you. 325 00:24:06,507 --> 00:24:07,974 Bye. 326 00:24:09,777 --> 00:24:11,745 He's so funny. You want some more? 327 00:24:11,913 --> 00:24:14,211 - See you later. - Bye. 328 00:24:14,382 --> 00:24:16,247 Hi. 329 00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:17,714 Oh, yeah. 330 00:24:17,885 --> 00:24:20,046 - You finished, buddy? - Here you go, honey. 331 00:24:23,258 --> 00:24:24,282 Howdy, friend. 332 00:24:24,492 --> 00:24:28,019 Giant slinky. Would've killed for one of those when I was a kid. How much? 333 00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:30,061 - One thousand tickets. - American dinero. 334 00:24:30,231 --> 00:24:32,290 Oh, we don't take cash at Plucky Pennywhistle's. 335 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:35,196 Only tickets won through hard work and determination, heh. 336 00:24:36,504 --> 00:24:37,801 You mainlined the Kool-Aid? 337 00:24:42,076 --> 00:24:44,738 It's double-ticket Tuesday if you play Skee-Ball. 338 00:24:46,614 --> 00:24:48,275 Heh, oh, yeah. 339 00:24:50,318 --> 00:24:51,751 Howdy, friend. 340 00:24:57,592 --> 00:24:58,957 Where were you last night? 341 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,723 Well, here, obviously. 342 00:25:03,464 --> 00:25:05,125 I found him. 343 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,091 I was by the cash register the whole time. 344 00:25:08,303 --> 00:25:10,897 There's a security camera pointed right at the counter. 345 00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:12,596 - The cops already looked at it. - Uh-huh. 346 00:25:13,141 --> 00:25:14,233 And you heard nothing? 347 00:25:14,676 --> 00:25:16,644 I heard the ball blaster. 348 00:25:16,844 --> 00:25:20,041 I didn't hear him, if I did I would've run in, of course. 349 00:25:20,248 --> 00:25:22,808 Yeah, right. Right. So that's your excuse? 350 00:25:23,651 --> 00:25:24,777 My what? 351 00:25:25,353 --> 00:25:29,050 - Look, I know I'm new to this job, but... - What? 352 00:25:29,257 --> 00:25:30,952 - How new? - Couple weeks. 353 00:25:31,159 --> 00:25:32,353 Just got promoted. 354 00:25:33,828 --> 00:25:35,295 Hmm. 355 00:25:35,463 --> 00:25:39,763 So, uh, is there a lot of competition for the gig? 356 00:25:39,967 --> 00:25:41,059 I guess. 357 00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:44,429 It comes with benefits. 358 00:25:45,473 --> 00:25:47,498 The bosses had us all write essays... 359 00:25:47,675 --> 00:25:51,372 ...about how we would do our best for the kids, and they picked me. 360 00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:54,980 Don't be shocked, but I actually did two semesters at college, so... 361 00:25:57,118 --> 00:25:59,086 I'm not in any kind of trouble, am I? 362 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,648 I don't know. Why don't you tell me? 363 00:26:02,857 --> 00:26:06,190 Look, I know I'm not perfect, but I'm trying. 364 00:26:06,661 --> 00:26:09,630 And, I mean, it's not as if I'd ever do anything illegal. 365 00:26:10,331 --> 00:26:12,356 Sure you wouldn't. 366 00:26:16,537 --> 00:26:20,405 Megan Eastberg, your mom's waiting for you at the front desk. 367 00:26:21,409 --> 00:26:25,539 Megan, please find your mom at the front desk. 368 00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:55,031 Special agent, wow, ha, ha. 369 00:26:55,209 --> 00:26:58,042 I want you to know, sir, I really appreciate what you do... 370 00:26:58,212 --> 00:27:00,009 Quiet. 371 00:27:12,059 --> 00:27:15,256 Hey. Stop cheating. 372 00:27:20,234 --> 00:27:21,701 You heard him. Knock it off. 373 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,600 Jackass. 374 00:27:28,943 --> 00:27:30,274 Tyler, soup's on. 375 00:27:33,047 --> 00:27:34,878 - But, Mom, I don't want... - Eat it. 376 00:27:35,049 --> 00:27:37,279 - But it sucks. - Ugh. 377 00:27:46,227 --> 00:27:48,195 Why don't you cut her some slack? 378 00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:50,728 - Why do you care? - Because I been where you are. 379 00:27:50,898 --> 00:27:53,628 Your mom made you camp at a stupid Plucky's after school? 380 00:27:55,236 --> 00:28:00,970 No. No, but my dad, he, uh, hauled me places. 381 00:28:01,909 --> 00:28:05,504 Besides, she's working a tough gig, you know, she's exhausted. 382 00:28:06,147 --> 00:28:08,809 You should take pity on the old. 383 00:28:09,717 --> 00:28:13,278 - And, hey, free grub. - That stuff tastes like butt. 384 00:28:13,488 --> 00:28:14,785 What? 385 00:28:14,989 --> 00:28:18,015 Come on, it can't be that bad. Let's see here. 386 00:28:21,229 --> 00:28:22,719 Ah... 387 00:28:24,298 --> 00:28:25,993 That is butt. 388 00:28:31,138 --> 00:28:33,868 - You scared of robots? - They have laser eyes. 389 00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:35,338 Yes. 390 00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:38,502 - Excuse me. - Howdy, friend. What's your name? 391 00:28:38,679 --> 00:28:41,045 - Evan. - Hi. 392 00:28:49,524 --> 00:28:50,957 Lose the head. 393 00:28:53,394 --> 00:28:54,452 Why'd you do it? 394 00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:56,455 Do what? 395 00:28:57,265 --> 00:28:58,664 I think you know. 396 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,992 I... 397 00:29:01,269 --> 00:29:02,861 I got rights. You can't... 398 00:29:04,372 --> 00:29:06,431 I'm the government, I can do whatever I want. 399 00:29:06,607 --> 00:29:07,972 Okay. I'll talk. 400 00:29:12,713 --> 00:29:13,873 Dean! 401 00:29:31,032 --> 00:29:33,296 Hey. Hey. Come here. 402 00:29:34,869 --> 00:29:36,427 Hey. 403 00:29:42,209 --> 00:29:45,201 If this is about the meth lab that fireballed up, it wasn't me. 404 00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:49,110 It was my brother, but we got the same fingerprints and... 405 00:29:49,884 --> 00:29:51,852 Please, this is the best job I ever had. 406 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,453 - All right, look, uh... - Cliff. 407 00:29:54,622 --> 00:29:59,082 Cliff. You're not using kids' nightmares to smoke people, are you, Cliff? 408 00:29:59,327 --> 00:30:01,056 I don't think so. 409 00:30:04,265 --> 00:30:06,233 - Get up. - What's going on? 410 00:30:06,434 --> 00:30:07,628 All right, cards up. 411 00:30:07,835 --> 00:30:10,770 We don't care that you, uh, broke bad or whatever. 412 00:30:11,606 --> 00:30:15,599 - There is some seriously weird going on. - You mean in the subbasement. 413 00:30:15,776 --> 00:30:17,641 This place has a subbasement? 414 00:30:17,845 --> 00:30:19,335 Sure. Door's out back. 415 00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:22,374 - Easy to miss if you don't know. - What's in there? 416 00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:26,646 Alls I know is me and Saul used to come in afterhours sometimes and... 417 00:30:29,924 --> 00:30:33,382 You ever shroom in a ball pit? 418 00:30:35,363 --> 00:30:37,422 Not that I would, agents. 419 00:30:37,598 --> 00:30:40,863 It was Saul. Just Saul. All alone. 420 00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:46,267 Anyway, sometimes we'd hear, like, spooky stuff through the vents. 421 00:30:47,608 --> 00:30:49,166 Coming up from the boiler room. 422 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,609 Okay, kiddo, let's go. 423 00:30:54,815 --> 00:30:58,581 - But somebody stole it. - So draw another one. 424 00:30:58,919 --> 00:31:00,443 Okay? 425 00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:02,384 We gotta go. 426 00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:06,783 Okay, I'm sorry. 427 00:31:09,030 --> 00:31:11,464 - Thank you. - That placemat sucked anyway. 428 00:31:23,477 --> 00:31:26,571 - Dean, what? What is it? - While you were out being Dirty Harry... 429 00:31:26,747 --> 00:31:31,844 ...uh, Tyler's mom got pissy with him, and now his placemat's missing. 430 00:31:32,019 --> 00:31:33,680 So, what do you think? 431 00:31:33,854 --> 00:31:36,721 I think that bitchy mom, plus, uh, sad kid... 432 00:31:36,957 --> 00:31:40,188 ...plus, uh, placemat with something nuts written on it... 433 00:31:40,361 --> 00:31:41,988 ...equals wacky corpse. 434 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:44,022 You think she's next on the list? 435 00:31:44,198 --> 00:31:46,996 - I'll tail them, to be safe. You... - Check the boiler room. 436 00:31:47,168 --> 00:31:48,465 Right. 437 00:31:48,736 --> 00:31:50,169 Oh, Dean. Dean. 438 00:31:50,337 --> 00:31:52,703 - Uh, any idea what he drew? - Robot. 439 00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:54,738 - Robot? - About the size of a house. 440 00:31:54,942 --> 00:31:57,672 Shoots destruct-o-beams out of its eyes. 441 00:31:58,813 --> 00:32:00,713 - At least I'll see it coming. - Yeah. 442 00:32:21,869 --> 00:32:24,497 Now, that's perfectly normal. 443 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,100 Drop it. 444 00:33:01,609 --> 00:33:02,871 Drop it. 445 00:33:08,182 --> 00:33:10,946 Mm-hm. Now kick it over. 446 00:33:16,390 --> 00:33:18,381 Some pretty heavy Hoodoo you got here. 447 00:33:19,226 --> 00:33:22,593 I gotta say, as far as I know, none of these things, uh... 448 00:33:22,763 --> 00:33:24,788 ...could poop out a unicorn. 449 00:33:24,965 --> 00:33:27,763 There's power in fear. 450 00:33:28,736 --> 00:33:31,899 And when a child draws what he's afraid of... 451 00:33:32,573 --> 00:33:36,634 ...a little of that mojo ends up on the page. 452 00:33:36,844 --> 00:33:38,573 So what, you toss it in the fire... 453 00:33:38,746 --> 00:33:41,579 ...and some bed-wetter's horror show comes to life? 454 00:33:41,749 --> 00:33:43,740 I gotta get something off the parent too. 455 00:33:45,352 --> 00:33:46,785 Something they own. 456 00:33:46,987 --> 00:33:48,648 That bit gets tricky, heh. 457 00:33:49,323 --> 00:33:51,450 Well, hasn't seemed to slow you down. 458 00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:53,991 I'm just doing what I need to. 459 00:33:54,161 --> 00:33:55,958 Okay, heh, okay. 460 00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:57,893 I get it. Okay? 461 00:34:02,269 --> 00:34:04,430 No drawing, no Iron Giant. 462 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:05,762 Oh. 463 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:09,341 That B word is still on the list. 464 00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:12,001 But not tonight. Bigger fish. 465 00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:14,647 What, are you gonna shoot me, Howard? 466 00:34:14,815 --> 00:34:17,807 You really want a body on your hands? Blood everywhere. 467 00:34:17,985 --> 00:34:23,150 I'd shut up. Because I got lots of ways to take care of bullies. Don't you worry. 468 00:34:23,324 --> 00:34:25,690 Like that FBI guy. He's your pal, right? 469 00:34:27,161 --> 00:34:29,652 I saw you chase Cliff down. 470 00:34:30,030 --> 00:34:33,522 Five minutes ago, his business card was torched... 471 00:34:34,301 --> 00:34:38,362 ...along with something from my personal collection. 472 00:34:40,241 --> 00:34:43,039 Yeah, I picked it out real special for him too. 473 00:34:44,345 --> 00:34:47,007 Soon as I saw him, I noticed. 474 00:34:47,181 --> 00:34:52,642 He was staring at every little Plucky like it was gonna stab him or something. 475 00:35:01,996 --> 00:35:05,124 Guy's got a real thing about clowns. 476 00:35:25,786 --> 00:35:28,778 Well, hey, these are, uh, really nice dolls. 477 00:35:29,023 --> 00:35:31,548 Did you paint them yourself? 478 00:35:35,796 --> 00:35:37,457 Oh. 479 00:35:38,232 --> 00:35:39,665 Uh, frigging Plucky. 480 00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:41,398 Plucky helps kids. 481 00:35:41,802 --> 00:35:43,360 That's all I ever wanted to do. 482 00:35:43,971 --> 00:35:46,269 And when the management slot opened up, l... 483 00:35:49,176 --> 00:35:50,734 But they passed me over. 484 00:35:51,312 --> 00:35:52,370 Shocker. 485 00:35:52,579 --> 00:35:56,071 I told them no one cares more than me... 486 00:35:56,283 --> 00:35:58,547 ...but suits never listen. 487 00:35:59,486 --> 00:36:01,784 So I'm doing it my way. 488 00:36:01,956 --> 00:36:03,617 Let me get this straight. 489 00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:07,249 You didn't get the good parking space, so you start dropping bodies? 490 00:36:07,428 --> 00:36:10,886 Those parents were horrible. They deserve what they got. 491 00:36:11,065 --> 00:36:13,465 - What about Saul? - Saul had a big mouth. 492 00:36:16,937 --> 00:36:20,464 Some guy hits on the babysitter, all of a sudden he's the world's worst dad? 493 00:36:20,808 --> 00:36:23,003 A good parent puts his kids first. 494 00:36:23,577 --> 00:36:27,445 And having a little girl watch her pop get ganked by the closet monster... 495 00:36:27,614 --> 00:36:30,947 ...that's putting her first? In the long run, they'll be better off. 496 00:36:31,118 --> 00:36:33,848 - You think so? Really? - I would have been. 497 00:36:44,164 --> 00:36:46,758 So your brother... 498 00:36:48,769 --> 00:36:51,499 ...what happened to him? It's not my fault, it's theirs. 499 00:36:57,211 --> 00:36:58,508 Ooh! Ow! 500 00:36:59,246 --> 00:37:00,611 Looks to me like he drowned. 501 00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:04,644 I was screaming... 502 00:37:05,552 --> 00:37:08,487 ...but my folks, they didn't listen. 503 00:37:09,156 --> 00:37:10,623 They never listened. 504 00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:13,351 - It was an accident? - They let him die. 505 00:37:13,527 --> 00:37:14,892 Ha-ha-ha! 506 00:37:27,574 --> 00:37:29,269 I'll bet you still have nightmares. 507 00:37:30,778 --> 00:37:33,542 - Bet you haven't been in the water since. - Shut up! 508 00:37:34,048 --> 00:37:36,209 Because you're afraid. 509 00:37:39,186 --> 00:37:40,551 No! 510 00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,399 It wasn't my fault. 511 00:38:01,809 --> 00:38:03,299 I'm sorry. 512 00:38:57,931 --> 00:38:59,956 Let's roll. 513 00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:04,767 Go ahead, say it. 514 00:39:07,641 --> 00:39:08,801 I'm sorry. 515 00:39:09,409 --> 00:39:14,176 You look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers. 516 00:39:17,017 --> 00:39:22,114 Dude, one of them sprayed me with seltzer from his flower. Yeah. 517 00:39:25,325 --> 00:39:27,122 I'm sor... Ooh! 518 00:39:28,162 --> 00:39:30,790 - What? - Nothing. Carry on. 519 00:39:32,432 --> 00:39:33,956 That's... 520 00:39:34,168 --> 00:39:35,897 Sam... 521 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:40,163 ...I'm sorry for, ahem, psychologically scarring you. 522 00:39:42,176 --> 00:39:43,336 - Which time? - Shut up. 523 00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:47,037 Seriously, me ditching you when we were kids, that was a dick move. 524 00:39:47,214 --> 00:39:51,116 - You know, the whole clown thing... - You know what, man? Honestly, I... 525 00:39:51,818 --> 00:39:55,777 Getting my ass kicked by those Juggalos tonight was, uh... 526 00:39:57,157 --> 00:39:58,988 - Was therapeutic. - You faced your fear. 527 00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:02,458 Exactly. And now, what else could a clown possibly ever do to me? 528 00:40:02,629 --> 00:40:04,187 - I feel good. - Well, congrats. 529 00:40:04,364 --> 00:40:05,922 By the way, to celebrate... 530 00:40:06,366 --> 00:40:08,197 - What? - Ugh. 531 00:40:11,638 --> 00:40:12,662 - No. - Yes. 532 00:40:12,873 --> 00:40:14,704 - Did you win this? - We earned that. 533 00:40:15,809 --> 00:40:16,901 Ha, ha! 534 00:40:17,077 --> 00:40:20,740 Hey, I got you a little something too, actually. 535 00:40:24,351 --> 00:40:25,909 What? You said you were over it. 536 00:40:26,086 --> 00:40:28,714 You can think of it as a, uh... 537 00:40:29,056 --> 00:40:31,752 ...clown-phobia sobriety chip.