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Sam, starring as Lucifer.
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Dean, starring as Michael.
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Suck it up,
accept your responsibilities...
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...and play the roles
that destiny has chosen for you.
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Why didn't the stake kill you?
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- I am the Trickster.
- Or maybe you're not.
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- Hello, Gabriel.
- The archangel.
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This isn't about some prizefight
between your brothers.
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This is about you being too afraid
to stand up to your family.
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- You gonna do something?
- Like?
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- Michael stupid.
- Come on, Sam.
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Things are about to get bad.
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They're not gonna get anything from me
without agreeing to a few conditions.
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- Whatever you're thinking, don't do it.
- I have to.
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You're ready. There's no other choice.
There's never been a choice.
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- The answer is yes.
- Dean.
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Of course, I have a few conditions.
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- What changed your mind?
- Damnedest thing. World's ending...
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...walls are coming down on us. I didn't
wanna let you down. So screw destiny.
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I say we take the fight to them,
do it our way.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- Ah!
- Hi.
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- Buddy, you can't be here.
- Of course I can.
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Someone's gotta get everything ready.
They're coming, all of them.
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And we've each got our part to play.
Even you.
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- What?
- You're dinner.
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No! Ahh! Ahh!
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Whew.
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Nice digs for once.
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- Busy night.
- Any port in a storm, I guess.
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- Lf you could just fill this out, please.
- Yeah.
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Sir, I think you got
a little shaving nick there.
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- Your key.
- Oh, thanks.
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Hey, you have a coffee shop?
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Buffet, all you can eat.
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Best pie in the tristate area.
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You don't say.
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Heaven, right?
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Trust me, pal. Better.
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- How you doing?
- No.
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- But...
- No.
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- Oh, lady, I'm just...
- I understand.
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And no.
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Ten-four, yeah.
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Sam, unpucker, man. Eat something.
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We should hit the road, Dean.
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- In this storm? What, it's...
- It's biblical.
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Exactly. It's frigging Noah's ark out there
and we're eating pie.
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How many hours of sleep did you get
this week? What, three? Four?
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Bobby's got his feelers out.
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We've talked with every Hoodoo man
and root woman in 12 states.
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- Yeah, well, I'm not giving up.
- Nobody's giving up.
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Especially me.
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We're gonna find a way
to beat the devil.
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Soon, I can feel it.
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And we will find Cass,
we will find Adam.
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But you are no good to me burnt out.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, okay.
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Come on. We have actually got the night
off for once. Let's try to enjoy it.
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- Oh, what are you, 12?
- I'm young at heart.
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Wow, look at this.
We're like Rockefellers.
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Chocolates. Ohh.
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- You want yours?
- Knock yourself out.
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Whoa, Casa Erotica 13 on demand.
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What?
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Isn't this place kind of
in the middle of nowhere?
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- So?
- So, what's a four-star hotel doing...
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...on a no-star highway?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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The room next to ours...
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The couple that are joined at the lips,
have you seen them?
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Mr. And Mrs. Logan?
The honeymooners?
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They checked out.
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Is something the matter?
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- They checked out?
- Mm-hm. Just now.
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Really? It sort of seemed like they
were in the middle of something.
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It's kind of weird for honeymooners
to check out without this.
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Oh, dear.
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I'll just put that right
in the lost and found. Don't you worry.
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Is there anything else
I can help you with?
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- No, no. We're good.
- Super fantastic.
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Creepy.
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Broke the needle.
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Well, I'll scope out the joint...
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...and you keep an eye
on Norman Bates over here.
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I mean, one night off,
is that too much to ask?
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This ain't no peep show, man.
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You're beautiful.
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You're sweet.
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- I hate sweet.
Ahem.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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The last guest just arrived.
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- So everything's ready?
- As it will ever be.
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Pantry's full.
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- And the Winchesters?
- Suspicious, but under control.
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- You have their blood?
- Of course I do. I'm quick.
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Boys never even knew what hit them.
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Thank you, Mercury.
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Okay, let's get this show on the road.
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- An elephant?
- Yeah.
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- Like, an elephant?
- Like full-on Babar.
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So, what the hell is?
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Where is everybody?
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Let me guess, it's locked.
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So, what, the roaches check in,
they don't check out?
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Think about how we got here.
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That detour on l-90?
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The frigging hurricane?
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- You saying we were lead here?
- Like rats in a maze.
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Please be tomato soup,
please be tomato soup.
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Motel Hell.
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Help us. Get us out.
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- Hurry up.
- I'm going as fast as l... As I can.
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There's somebody behind me,
isn't there?
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Something tells me
this isn't a Shriner convention.
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Dinner is served.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...our guests of honor have arrived.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for coming.
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In all my centuries,
I never thought I'd see this.
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- This many gods under one roof.
- Gods?
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And before we get down
to brass tacks, some ground rules:
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No slaughtering each other,
curb your wrath.
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Oh, and keep your hands
off the local virgins.
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We're trying
to keep a low profile here.
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- Oh, we are so, so screwed.
- And we all know why we're here.
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The Judeo-Christian apocalypse
looms over us.
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I know, we've all had
our little disagreements in the past...
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...but the time has come to put those
aside and look toward the future.
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Because if we don't,
we won't have one.
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Now, we do have
two very valuable bargaining chips:
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Michael and Lucifer's vessels.
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The question is: What do we do now?
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Anybody have any bright ideas?
Speak up.
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This is a safe room.
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I don't like his tone.
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Kill them? Why? So the angels here
can bring them back again?
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I don't know what everybody's
getting so worked up about.
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This is just a couple of angels
having a slap fight. It's no Armageddon.
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Everybody knows
when the world comes to end...
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...the great serpent Jörmungandr
rises up...
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...and I myself will be eaten
by a big wolf.
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Oh, yeah? And why is that?
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Because your beliefs
are so much more realistic?
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Whole world's
getting carried around...
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...on the back of a giant turtle.
Ha! Give me a break.
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What are you gonna do?
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You watch your mouth, boy.
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No one's ever proved that.
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Stay.
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We have to fight.
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The archangels, the only thing
they understand is violence.
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This ends in blood,
there is no other way.
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It's them or us.
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With all due respect, ma'am...
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...we haven't even tried
talking to them.
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Kali.
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Who asked you?
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Can't we all just get along?
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Gab... Ugh.
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Tsk, tsk. Sam, Dean.
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It's always wrong place, worst time
with you muttonheads, huh?
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Loki.
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Baldur.
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Good seeing you too.
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I guess my invitation
got lost in the mail.
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- Why are you here?
- To talk about the elephant.
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Not you.
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The apocalypse.
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We can't stop it, gang.
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But first things first.
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The adults need to have
a little conversation.
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Check you later.
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Okay, did that...?
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- Holy crap.
- Yeah, tell me about it.
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By the way,
next time I say "let's keep driving"...
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...let's keep driving.
- Okay, yeah. Next time.
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All right, so, what's our next move?
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I don't know.
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We grab those poor saps
out of the freezer.
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Bust them out,
gank a few freaks if we're lucky.
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And when are you ever lucky?
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- You know what? Bite me, Gabriel.
- Later, big boy.
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I should've known. This had your stink
all over it from the jump.
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You think I'm behind this? Please.
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I'm the Costner to your Houston.
I'm here to save your ass.
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- You wanna pull us out of the fire?
- Bingo.
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Those gods are gonna dust you
or use you as bait.
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Either way, you're uber-boned.
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Because a couple months ago, you were
telling us that we need to play our roles.
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You were uber-boning us.
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Ohh, the end is still nigh.
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Michael and Lucifer
are gonna dance the lambada.
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But not tonight, not here.
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And why do you care?
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I don't care.
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But me and Kali, we had a thing.
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Chick was all hands.
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What can I say, I'm sentimental.
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Do they have a chance against Satan?
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- Really, Sam?
- You got a better idea, Dean?
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It's a bad idea.
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Lucifer's gonna turn them
into finger paint.
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- Let's get going while the going's good.
Okay, great.
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- Just zap us out of here.
- Would if I could.
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But Kali's got you
by the short and curlies.
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It's a blood spell.
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- You boys are on a leash.
- What does that mean?
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Means it's time
for a little of the old black magic.
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We're gonna take the hors d'oeuvres
in the freezer with us.
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Forget it. It's gonna be hard enough
sneaking you mooks out of here.
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They called you Loki, right?
They don't really know who you are.
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Told you. I'm in witness protection.
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Okay, well, then how about
you do what we say...
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...or we tell the Legion of Doom
about your secret identity.
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- They don't seem like a pro-angel crowd.
- I'll take your voices away.
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- We'll write.
- I'll cut off your hands.
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People are gonna be asking, "Why are
you guys running around with no hands?"
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Fine.
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Bonjour, mon amour.
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- Leave.
- You always did play hard to get.
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- I've moved on.
- I noticed.
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Baldur?
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Really?
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Baldur's uncomplicated.
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No! No! No!
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No! No! Stop!
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No! No!
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It's too late.
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No!
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KALl:
I never took you for the type.
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- Romantic?
- Pathetic.
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You're the one who called me here.
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Because I thought
you might take this seriously.
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I'm taking this seriously.
Ship's sinking, time to get off.
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I mean, screw this marble.
Let's go check out Pandora.
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It doesn't have to be like that.
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Afraid it does.
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- Lf we fight...
- You die.
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And what makes you such an expert?
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I've tussled with those ass-monkeys
once or twice.
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Kali, no more tricks.
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I'm begging you, don't do this.
247
00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,380
I have to.
248
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,679
Can't blame me for trying.
249
00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:25,615
- Still love me?
- No.
250
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,438
Ow!
251
00:20:54,355 --> 00:20:55,617
Where the hell is Gabriel?
252
00:20:56,357 --> 00:21:00,123
You must take me for a fool, Gabriel.
253
00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:05,757
You're bound to me. Now and forever.
254
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,435
Ghostfacers!
255
00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:13,267
Ghost, Ghostfacers
256
00:21:14,075 --> 00:21:16,373
We face the ghost
When the others will not
257
00:21:16,878 --> 00:21:18,812
Ghost, Ghostfacers
258
00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:22,145
Stay in the kitchen
When the kitchen gets hot
259
00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:26,749
Is the intern position open?
260
00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:28,650
- You're hired.
- Really?
261
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:30,984
- You see my face? See your little box?
Yeah.
262
00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,320
Okay, my face is gonna be
right in your box.
263
00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:36,258
Ghostfacers
We face the faceless
264
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:40,594
We face the dead
Ghostfacers
265
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:46,106
- lf you're dead, you better stay dead.
- Yeah.
266
00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:48,174
Because if not, we're gonna kill you.
267
00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:02,178
- How long have you known?
- Long enough.
268
00:22:04,692 --> 00:22:06,489
How's the rescue going?
269
00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:10,186
Well, surprise, surprise.
270
00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:14,158
- The Trickster has tricked us.
- Kali, don't.
271
00:22:14,335 --> 00:22:15,597
You're mine now.
272
00:22:19,707 --> 00:22:23,336
And you have something I want.
273
00:22:33,254 --> 00:22:35,848
An archangel's blade.
274
00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:41,120
From the archangel Gabriel.
275
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,794
Okay, okay.
276
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:51,700
So I got wings. Like Kotex.
277
00:22:51,873 --> 00:22:54,467
But that doesn't make me
any less right about Lucifer.
278
00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:55,836
He's lying.
279
00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:58,604
- He's a spy.
- I'm not a spy.
280
00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:01,873
I'm a runaway. I'm trying to save you.
281
00:23:03,284 --> 00:23:05,684
I know my brother, Kali.
282
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,850
He should scare the living crap
out of you.
283
00:23:09,023 --> 00:23:11,218
You can't beat him.
284
00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:14,293
I've skipped ahead,
seen how this story ends.
285
00:23:14,462 --> 00:23:17,954
Your story, not ours.
286
00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:22,196
Westerners.
I swear, the sheer arrogance.
287
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,197
You think you're the only ones
on Earth.
288
00:23:25,506 --> 00:23:28,703
You pillage and you butcher
in your God's name.
289
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:33,907
But you're not the only religion
and he's not the only God.
290
00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:38,077
And now you think
you can just rip the planet apart?
291
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,844
You're wrong.
292
00:23:40,521 --> 00:23:43,046
There are billions of us...
293
00:23:44,058 --> 00:23:45,821
...and we were here first.
294
00:23:46,527 --> 00:23:48,927
If anyone gets to end this world...
295
00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,333
...it's me.
296
00:23:57,805 --> 00:23:59,830
I'm sorry.
297
00:24:21,762 --> 00:24:23,389
This is crazy.
298
00:24:23,698 --> 00:24:24,756
They can die.
299
00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:31,468
We can kill Lucifer.
300
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,632
All right, you primitive screwheads,
listen up.
301
00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:38,402
Are you out of your mind?
302
00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:40,604
I'm out of options.
303
00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:44,548
Now, on any other given day,
I'd be doing my damnedest...
304
00:24:44,719 --> 00:24:48,917
...to kill you,
you filthy, murdering chimps. Ha, ha.
305
00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:51,119
But, hey...
306
00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:54,124
...desperate times.
307
00:24:55,863 --> 00:25:00,129
So even though I'd love nothing better
than to slit your throats, you dicks...
308
00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:05,462
...I'm gonna help you.
309
00:25:06,073 --> 00:25:08,405
I'm gonna help you ice the devil.
310
00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:14,779
And then we can all get back
to ganking each other like normal.
311
00:25:15,449 --> 00:25:16,916
You want Lucifer?
312
00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:21,678
Well, dude's not in the Yellow Pages.
But me and Sam, we can get him here.
313
00:25:22,623 --> 00:25:23,817
How?
314
00:25:23,991 --> 00:25:28,018
First, you let those main courses go,
then we talk.
315
00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:31,498
Oh, we can either
take on the devil together...
316
00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:34,532
...or you lame-ass bitches
can eat me.
317
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:38,665
Literally.
318
00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:42,200
Come on, everybody.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
319
00:25:42,643 --> 00:25:47,046
All right, all right. Go, go, go.
Get out of here.
320
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,978
Pst! Dean.
321
00:25:50,818 --> 00:25:52,718
Don't look at me.
322
00:25:53,354 --> 00:25:56,152
Act natural. Get in.
323
00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:05,121
Nothing natural about this.
I thought you were dead.
324
00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:09,235
You think I'd give
Kali my real sword? That thing can kill me.
325
00:26:09,537 --> 00:26:12,165
- Then what do they have in there?
- A fake.
326
00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:15,797
Made it out of a can
of Diet Orange Slice.
327
00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:21,877
- So go snag our blood, would you?
- What?
328
00:26:22,049 --> 00:26:25,951
I heard you in there, Kali likes you.
You can get close.
329
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:30,213
- Lift the plasma, then we vamoose.
- No.
330
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,550
Hand over the real blade.
331
00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:36,162
Better yet, why don't you sack up
and help us take down Lucifer?
332
00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:38,664
- You can't be serious.
- Deadly.
333
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:41,199
Since when are you butt buddies
with monsters?
334
00:26:41,368 --> 00:26:44,235
- That's all they are to you, aren't they?
- Sam was right.
335
00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:46,600
It's nuts,
but it's the best idea I've heard.
336
00:26:46,774 --> 00:26:48,742
So unless you have a better one...
337
00:26:50,511 --> 00:26:51,876
Well, good luck with that.
338
00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:53,445
Me, I'm blowing Jonestown.
339
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:56,208
Lemmings wanna run off a cliff,
that's their business.
340
00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:57,441
I see through you.
341
00:26:57,618 --> 00:27:00,451
The smart-ass shell.
The whole "I could give a crap" thing.
342
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,350
Believe me, takes one to know one.
343
00:27:02,523 --> 00:27:03,785
- That so?
- Yes.
344
00:27:03,991 --> 00:27:06,016
Those freaks aren't blood,
they are family.
345
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,352
They just stabbed me
in the frigging heart.
346
00:27:08,529 --> 00:27:11,396
Maybe. But you still give a crap
about them, don't you?
347
00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:14,762
- Dean.
- They're gonna die in there without you.
348
00:27:17,238 --> 00:27:19,206
I can't kill my brother.
349
00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:23,434
Can't or won't?
350
00:27:26,547 --> 00:27:28,378
That's what I thought.
351
00:27:33,454 --> 00:27:36,617
So you're going to summon Lucifer?
352
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:41,159
Sort of. I just need you
to squeegee some stuff from my ribs...
353
00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:44,661
...and he'll come running.
- Breaking them would be easier.
354
00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:51,336
Show's over. Sword's a fake.
355
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,103
And Gabriel? He's still kicking.
356
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:57,576
I hate to break it to you, sister,
but you've been tricked.
357
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,317
Checking in.
358
00:28:14,295 --> 00:28:15,626
Lucifer.
359
00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:17,024
Thanks for coming.
360
00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:19,666
Oh, you did right calling me.
361
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:25,066
It's just the way the talk
is heading in there, it's...
362
00:28:25,239 --> 00:28:27,173
It's insane.
363
00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:31,876
You know,
I never understood you pagans.
364
00:28:32,046 --> 00:28:34,810
You're such petty little things.
365
00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:40,776
Always fighting, always happy
to sell out your own kind.
366
00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:44,723
No wonder you forfeited this planet
to us.
367
00:28:45,259 --> 00:28:48,228
You are worse than humans.
368
00:28:49,263 --> 00:28:50,924
You're worse than demons...
369
00:28:51,098 --> 00:28:53,692
...and yet you claim to be gods.
370
00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:07,103
And they call me prideful.
371
00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,314
What's happening?
372
00:29:43,751 --> 00:29:45,378
It's him.
373
00:29:45,786 --> 00:29:46,946
How?
374
00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:49,681
Does it matter?
Shazam us out of here, would you?
375
00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:51,825
We can't.
376
00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:56,027
Of course you can't.
377
00:29:57,698 --> 00:29:59,393
You didn't say "Mother May I."
378
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,491
Sam, Dean, good to see you again.
379
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,968
Baldur, don't.
380
00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:06,572
You think you own the planet?
381
00:30:08,309 --> 00:30:10,243
What gives you the right?
382
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:15,039
No one gives us the right.
383
00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:16,540
We take it.
384
00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,038
- You okay?
- Yeah.
385
00:30:45,212 --> 00:30:46,941
Not really.
386
00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:50,076
Better late than never, huh?
387
00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:53,819
Guard this with your life.
388
00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:10,127
Lucy, I'm home.
389
00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:14,566
Not this time.
390
00:31:22,116 --> 00:31:25,984
Guys, get her out of here.
391
00:31:28,589 --> 00:31:32,218
Over a girl. Gabriel, really?
392
00:31:32,393 --> 00:31:34,987
I mean, I knew you were slumming...
393
00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:37,730
...but I hope
you didn't catch anything.
394
00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:42,566
Lucifer, you're my brother
and I love you.
395
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:46,767
But you are a great big bag of dicks.
396
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,805
What did you just say to me?
397
00:31:48,976 --> 00:31:51,968
Look at yourself. Boo-hoo.
398
00:31:52,312 --> 00:31:54,644
Daddy was mean to me
so I'm gonna smash his toys.
399
00:31:54,815 --> 00:31:57,306
- Watch your tone.
- Play the victim all you want...
400
00:31:57,484 --> 00:31:59,418
...but you and me?
401
00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:01,611
We know the truth.
402
00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:08,962
Dad loved you best,
more than Michael, more than me.
403
00:32:09,396 --> 00:32:13,127
Then he brought the new baby home
and you couldn't handle it.
404
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:17,532
So all this is just a great big
temper tantrum.
405
00:32:20,841 --> 00:32:22,468
Time to grow up.
406
00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:27,947
- I'm not getting in that thing.
- Just get in the car, princess.
407
00:32:33,554 --> 00:32:36,648
- Gabriel, if you're doing this for Michael...
- Screw him.
408
00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:40,055
If he were standing here,
I'd shiv his ass too.
409
00:32:40,527 --> 00:32:43,052
- You disloyal...
- Oh, I'm loyal.
410
00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,496
- To them.
- Who?
411
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:49,534
These so-called gods?
412
00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:52,365
To people, Lucifer.
413
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:55,306
- People.
- So you're willing to die...
414
00:32:55,676 --> 00:32:57,974
...for a pile of cockroaches? Why?
415
00:32:58,378 --> 00:32:59,868
Because Dad was right.
416
00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:05,248
- They are better than us.
- They are broken, flawed abortions.
417
00:33:05,452 --> 00:33:06,817
Damn right, they're flawed.
418
00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:13,820
But a lot of them try to do better,
to forgive.
419
00:33:15,762 --> 00:33:17,696
And you should see
the Spearmint Rhino.
420
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,466
I've been riding the pine a long time,
but I'm in the game now.
421
00:33:25,606 --> 00:33:28,598
And I'm not on your side or Michael's.
422
00:33:30,978 --> 00:33:32,411
I'm on theirs.
423
00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:38,044
Brother, don't make me do this.
424
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:40,516
No one makes us do anything.
425
00:33:42,723 --> 00:33:45,351
I know you think
you're doing the right thing, Gabriel.
426
00:33:45,726 --> 00:33:49,719
But I know where your heart truly lies.
427
00:33:57,404 --> 00:33:58,530
Here.
428
00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,810
Amateur hocus-pocus.
429
00:34:06,013 --> 00:34:07,605
Don't forget.
430
00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:11,273
You learned all your tricks from me,
little brother.
431
00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:58,523
Dear Diary, being a high-powered
business president is super fun...
432
00:34:58,699 --> 00:35:00,496
... but so exhausting.
433
00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:03,067
Sometimes I just need to relax.
434
00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:06,228
I need Casa Erotica.
435
00:35:07,641 --> 00:35:09,165
Room service.
436
00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:11,201
Come in.
437
00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:14,575
Gabriel wanted you to guard this
with your life?
438
00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:17,273
Maybe he's a fan. It is a good one.
439
00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:22,217
I've got the kielbasa you ordered.
440
00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,516
Ohh. Polish?
441
00:35:24,691 --> 00:35:26,716
Hungarian.
442
00:35:35,202 --> 00:35:37,397
- What the hell's going on?
So nice.
443
00:35:38,372 --> 00:35:40,602
Sam, Dean...
444
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:44,171
... you're probably wondering
what the hell's going on.
445
00:35:44,611 --> 00:35:50,049
Well, if you're watching this,
I'm dead.
446
00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:55,817
Oh, please, stop sobbing.
It's embarrassing for all of us.
447
00:35:55,989 --> 00:36:00,187
Without me, you got zero shot
at killing Lucifer.
448
00:36:00,727 --> 00:36:01,955
Sorry.
449
00:36:02,129 --> 00:36:04,723
But you can trap him.
450
00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:08,564
The cage you sprung Lucifer from,
it's still down there.
451
00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:12,831
And maybe, just maybe,
you can shove his ass back in.
452
00:36:13,607 --> 00:36:15,165
Not that it'll be easy.
453
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:18,311
You gotta get the cage open,
trick my bro back into it...
454
00:36:18,612 --> 00:36:23,345
... and, oh, yeah, avoid Michael
and the God squad.
455
00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:26,509
But, hey, details, right?
456
00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:31,685
And here's the big secret
Lucifer himself doesn't even know.
457
00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:35,089
But the key to the cage,
it's out there.
458
00:36:35,762 --> 00:36:38,822
Actually, it's "keys," plural.
459
00:36:38,999 --> 00:36:40,091
Four keys.
460
00:36:40,267 --> 00:36:43,862
Well, four rings from the horsemen.
461
00:36:44,037 --> 00:36:46,733
You get them all, you got the cage.
462
00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:53,008
Can't say I'm betting on you boys,
but, hey, I've been wrong before.
463
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,274
And, Dean, you were right.
464
00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:59,180
I was afraid
to stand up to my brother.
465
00:36:59,953 --> 00:37:01,978
But not anymore.
466
00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:05,324
So this is me standing up...
467
00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:09,521
... and this is me lying down.
468
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:16,562
- My goodness. You're naughty.
- Oh. Oh, man.
469
00:37:19,973 --> 00:37:21,804
Horsemen, huh?
470
00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:24,136
Well, we got War's.
471
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:29,673
We nicked Famine's.
472
00:37:31,017 --> 00:37:33,542
That's two rings down.
Collect all four?
473
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,518
- All we need is Pestilence and Death.
Oh, is that all?
474
00:37:37,858 --> 00:37:39,052
It's a plan.
475
00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:33,770
The hell?
476
00:38:42,589 --> 00:38:47,117
Does this stuff make you drowsy?
I've got a lot of driving to do.
477
00:38:47,294 --> 00:38:49,387
Blue ones make you sleepy.
478
00:38:49,563 --> 00:38:52,896
Red and orange ones are okay
for daytime.
479
00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:01,601
Oh, the living.