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Evening, barkeep.

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I would like to purchase
some alcohol, please.

3
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Uh-huh. What can I get you?

4
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Well, I'm 26,
as you can see from my license.

5
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Congratulations. What can I get you?

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A banana daiquiri, my good man.

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I'm Crystal.

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What's your name?

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Hi, Crystal. I'm Gary.

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Gary, I don't wanna embarrass you,
but you are just...

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You are just a stunning-Iooking man.

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Oh. I know, right?

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Ooh. Thanks.

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So, Gary,
you having a good time tonight?

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Mm.

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Thank you for asking, Crystal.
This is like the best night ever.

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Do you think
we could make it any better?

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Probably, I don't know.

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I mean,
do you wanna get out of here?

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Well, I kind of like this bar,
and I just ordered this daiquiri.

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I mean, do you wanna
get out of here with me?

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Are we talking about sex?

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Well, I...

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Yeah. I suppose we are.

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Crystal, I would love
to have the sex with you.

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Great. Then let's go.

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- Love that jacket on you, by the way.
Thanks.

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Actually, the whole outfit is new.

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Dean and Sammy Winchester.

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So how long has it been?

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- Summer before sixth grade.
Mm. I remember.

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You assigned yourself
your own reading list.

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That's right. I forgot about that.

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Your mom happens to be
the best babysitter we ever had.

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Well, when I was a maid
at the Mayflower, out on the interstate.

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Long before you were even an idea.

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Their daddy used to pass through town
and leave the boys with me...

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...while he went off to work.

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One time,
he was gone for two weeks.

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Two weeks?
Mm-hm.

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Oh, he always came limping back.

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He loved you boys.

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Do you know
what he did all that time?

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Little Sammy kept trying to tell me.

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Of course I didn't believe him.
Not at first, anyway.

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Katie, our dad, uh, happened to be
an expert at getting rid of ghosts...

47
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...and now so are we.

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That's why I called them, sweetie.
They can help us.

49
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Sounds like you guys got a poltergeist.

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Started a month or two
after we moved in.

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Yeah, at first it was, uh, just bumps...

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...and knocks and scratches on the walls
and then it started breaking things.

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And then it attacked Katie?

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That was two nights ago.

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Can you show them, honey?

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"Murdered child."

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Katie.

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Everything's gonna be fine, I promise.

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Why don't you guys
take yourselves a vacation...

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...and, uh, we'll take care of it?
- Ah. Thank you.

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Bacon Burger Turbo,
large chili-cheese fry...

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...uh, and a HealthQuake Salad Shake.

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I know, I know. It's, uh...
Ahem. It's not mine.

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Oh, you shake it up, baby.

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You know, poltergeist aside,
Donna looked pretty good.

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Dude, don't tell me you still got the hots
for our babysitter.

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What? No. That's weird.

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I'm just saying that she...
You know, she's... She's doing good.

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You know,
with her husband and her kid...

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...this whole Amityville thing.
They're hanging tough.

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Yeah.

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You ever think
that you'd want something like that?

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Wife, rug rats, the whole nine?

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No. Not really my thing anymore.

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Yeah.

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What have you got?

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Uh, well, that house of theirs.

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It's old, really old, um, hundreds of years,
and I found a legend.

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- It's unconfirmed, but still...
- Saying?

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Supposedly, in the 1720s...

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...house was owned
by a guy named Isaiah Pickett.

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Legend has it, he hung a woman
in his backyard for witchcraft.

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Woman named Maggie Briggs.

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- Okay, so an angry ghost witch?
- Lf it's true.

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- Still doesn't explain "murdered child."
No.

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Or where the bitch is buried.

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You know,
I mean, it's a long way back...

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...but I can see if I can find something
in the town records.

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That's worth a shot.

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Gary. The curly fries are up.

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<i>So any luck?
- Bupkis.</i>

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Can't even find proof
a woman named Maggie Briggs existed...

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...much less where she was planted.

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<i>All right.</i>

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<i>Well, we got a minute to breathe here,
so, uh, let's pick it up first thing.</i>

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All right, you bet. See you in a few.

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What?

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No.

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Yeah, this is Collins
out on Route 30. I think we got him.

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- Mr. Frankel? Mr. Gary Frankel?
- Who?

101
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- Your family's worried sick about you.
- My... My family?

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My brother called you?

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Come on,
get in before you freeze solid.

104
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Thanks. Uh...

105
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- But, uh, where are we?
- You're home, son.

106
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- No, no, officer. I'm not staying here.
Gary.

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Oh, my God. Gary.

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- Oh, God. Gary.
- Oh, hey, hey.

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- Are you all right?
- Hey, okay, okay, okay.

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Oh, my baby.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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- What's going on here?
- What do you mean?

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- Lady, who are you?
Young man, are you drunk?

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- And who are you?
Gary?

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Are you drunk?

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Answer your father.

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My father?

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Look, l...

118
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Who is that? Who the hell is that?

119
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He's out of his gourd.

120
00:09:03,614 --> 00:09:05,947
Young man, I'm very surprised at you.

121
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Yeah.

122
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Tell me about it.

123
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Oh, yeah.

124
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Bring it.

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Holy crap.

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Sam.

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Where have you been?
I've been trying to call you for hours.

128
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I picked up some food.

129
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Bacon Burger Turbo,
large chili-cheese fry, right?

130
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I'm sorry, man. Really, I just...

131
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I lost track of time.
I didn't mean to freak you out.

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Thanks.

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Don't know why it took you two hours,
but thanks.

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Oh, you're gonna wanna eat that
on the road.

135
00:10:00,957 --> 00:10:02,083
Why?

136
00:10:02,258 --> 00:10:07,721
The maid came in, saw that,
and now they're all kind of freaking out.

137
00:10:09,635 --> 00:10:12,104
- Why did you let the maid in?
- It just happened.

138
00:10:14,207 --> 00:10:16,938
Whatever. I gotta hit the head,
and then we'll take off.

139
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All right. I'll be outside.

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Hey. You ready?

141
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Absolutely.

142
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Hey. Can I drive?

143
00:11:05,008 --> 00:11:06,499
Oh. This is so sweet.

144
00:11:11,217 --> 00:11:13,914
You wanna get the lead out, Andretti?
Come on.

145
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Reverse, reverse. You...

146
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It's in reverse.

147
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I am really, really sorry.

148
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Shut up.

149
00:11:44,961 --> 00:11:47,260
<i>This is Dean's other other cell...</i>

150
00:11:47,431 --> 00:11:49,195
<i>... so you must know what to do.</i>

151
00:11:49,368 --> 00:11:52,202
Dean, I've called every phone we got.

152
00:11:55,109 --> 00:11:57,134
Where are you, man?

153
00:11:57,745 --> 00:12:03,447
So this is gonna sound crazy,
really crazy...

154
00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:07,580
...but, um, I think I'm in the wrong body.
Ha, ha.

155
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:09,158
Could use a little help here.

156
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,494
I think I got asthma.

157
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Call me back.

158
00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:28,577
<i>Lucky Star Motel.</i>

159
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Hello? Uh, could you please
connect me to Room 102?

160
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<i>102?</i>

161
00:12:33,392 --> 00:12:35,953
<i>Ah, no, those guys checked out.
Middle of the night.</i>

162
00:12:36,129 --> 00:12:38,598
Wait. Guys, plural?

163
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,202
<i>Yeah. Uh, one leather jacket,
one sasquatch.</i>

164
00:12:42,404 --> 00:12:44,396
<i>They left.</i>

165
00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:02,691
Who are you?

166
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:18,478
Smart kid.

167
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Virgin.

168
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:37,407
Frustrated virgin.

169
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,697
Witchcraft, huh, Gary?

170
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,769
You little satanic bastard.

171
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,741
Gary. Breakfast.

172
00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:02,035
Leave me alone.

173
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,749
Gary!

174
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,782
All right, I'm coming!

175
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:20,191
So, Gary, I'd like to know
what happened last night.

176
00:14:20,368 --> 00:14:22,530
Heh. So would I, believe me.

177
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,764
I mean, what happened with the plan,
buddy?

178
00:14:25,441 --> 00:14:28,843
- The plan?
- SAT's, MIT, the plan.

179
00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:31,311
You wanna be an engineer,
you need a full ride.

180
00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:34,453
So tell me, how does getting drunk
fit with the plan?

181
00:14:34,653 --> 00:14:36,747
Right, yeah, uh, listen, buddy.

182
00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:41,351
No offense, but at the moment,
I could give a rat's ass about your plan.

183
00:14:42,263 --> 00:14:44,061
Excuse me?

184
00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,600
Uh... Huh.

185
00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:54,441
Listen, have I seemed, uh, moody lately?
Withdrawn?

186
00:14:54,613 --> 00:14:56,912
Wow.

187
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,143
Any occult fixations?
- What?

188
00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:02,186
Let me guess. I'm amazing at Latin.

189
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,518
- You have an ear for languages.
- Mm.

190
00:15:04,693 --> 00:15:07,492
Uh, any of the neighborhood pets
go missing recently?

191
00:15:07,664 --> 00:15:11,897
- Are you smoking drugs?
- Leonard, he is not smoking drugs.

192
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:14,004
Have any of you seen me
with a book?

193
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:18,166
It'd be big and old, leather-bound.
Maybe some strange writing on it.

194
00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:20,905
Or frankly, I'm probably hiding it.

195
00:15:21,415 --> 00:15:23,509
Gary, no.

196
00:15:23,685 --> 00:15:25,677
- What?
- You're allergic to wheat gluten.

197
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:45,377
Gluten.

198
00:15:45,581 --> 00:15:47,709
- You've seriously sprung a leak.
- What?

199
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:50,045
If Mom and Dad found
that creepy old book of yours...

200
00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:53,749
...you'd be grounded for a decade,
and you're bringing it up at breakfast?

201
00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:57,657
So there is a book.
Sydney, where do I keep it?

202
00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:00,860
So, uh, where we going anyway?

203
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,629
To work. The case?

204
00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:04,932
Oh, right. Yeah.

205
00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:06,734
The case. Of course.

206
00:16:06,909 --> 00:16:09,071
Where, uh, do you wanna start?

207
00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:11,715
Well, since you couldn't find
where Maggie Briggs was buried...

208
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,944
...now we have to do a tombstone roll,
see if we can dig her up.

209
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,712
Wait. Maggie Briggs.

210
00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:18,949
You mean, like the witch,
Maggie Briggs?

211
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,720
- Yeah, Sherlock.
- Yeah, she's in the basement.

212
00:16:22,964 --> 00:16:24,488
Come again? What...?

213
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:26,565
- What basement?
- Isaiah Pickett's house.

214
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:30,002
Okay, there's this legend
that he hung her, but he didn't.

215
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,574
The real truth is, is that she was carrying
his illegitimate child...

216
00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:36,772
...and he killed her,
and then buried her in the basement.

217
00:16:38,118 --> 00:16:39,142
The murdered child.

218
00:16:40,287 --> 00:16:42,313
That explains the scratches.
How do you know this?

219
00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:44,516
Oh, I've done
all kinds of research on it.

220
00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:48,355
I mean, you know, last night.

221
00:16:50,099 --> 00:16:51,795
Yeah.

222
00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:54,503
Nice work, I guess.

223
00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:01,278
Oh, man, turn it up.

224
00:17:03,851 --> 00:17:06,343
- Seriously?
- Hell, yeah.

225
00:17:07,289 --> 00:17:09,451
<i>You can come back, baby
Rock 'n' roll never forgets</i>

226
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,908
Dean. Someone has stolen my body.

227
00:17:26,081 --> 00:17:28,073
The guy right next to you is not me.

228
00:17:29,652 --> 00:17:32,884
Check your frigging voicemail.
Damn it.

229
00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:35,355
Gary?
- Are you okay?

230
00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:37,056
Yeah, I'm Gary. Uh...

231
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:39,660
Gary is okay.

232
00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:43,594
So we're referring to ourselves
in the third person now?

233
00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:45,932
We heard about last night.
What happened?

234
00:17:46,174 --> 00:17:47,869
Got drunk. No big thing.

235
00:17:48,076 --> 00:17:49,942
- Look, uh, what's my locker number?
- Heh.

236
00:17:50,179 --> 00:17:51,579
What...? Are you still drunk?

237
00:17:51,815 --> 00:17:54,045
Yeah, yeah.
I see, like, three of you right now.

238
00:17:54,219 --> 00:17:56,881
Um, so, what's my locker number?

239
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,739
Oh, no, Gary.

240
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:43,139
This is a very, very bad book.

241
00:19:09,852 --> 00:19:13,016
Boo-yah. Master Chief is in the house,
biz-atches.

242
00:19:14,024 --> 00:19:16,493
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, fine.

243
00:19:26,674 --> 00:19:27,732
Well, I'll be damned.

244
00:19:29,745 --> 00:19:31,212
Willow moss.

245
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,439
Yeah. Right.

246
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,949
It's, uh, supposed to grow
over witches' graves, right?

247
00:19:40,058 --> 00:19:41,526
Yeah.

248
00:20:16,207 --> 00:20:20,407
- Hey, man, I'm really sorry about this.
- Sorry about what?

249
00:20:23,617 --> 00:20:24,948
Sam!

250
00:20:29,057 --> 00:20:30,992
- Are you okay?
- Let's get the hell out of here.

251
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,892
Whoa. We still gotta burn the body,
you idiot. Come on.

252
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:07,334
Dude, that was sweet.

253
00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:20,354
- Hey, Gary, wait up.
- Where are you going?

254
00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:21,651
I got something to do.

255
00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:23,692
You're skipping class. You?

256
00:21:23,863 --> 00:21:27,301
I'm just not feeling like myself, okay?

257
00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:29,663
Well, whatever it is,
we can talk it out, bro.

258
00:21:29,837 --> 00:21:32,807
- Come with us.
- I don't have time. I gotta go, I'm sorry.

259
00:21:35,478 --> 00:21:36,946
TREVOR Hey.

260
00:21:40,619 --> 00:21:42,177
Trevor.

261
00:21:42,354 --> 00:21:44,880
- What else was I supposed to do?
- Unh.

262
00:21:52,802 --> 00:21:56,136
- Here you go, guys.
- You know, do me a favor, sweetheart.

263
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,333
Would you bring me a cheeseburger
with extra bacon?

264
00:21:59,877 --> 00:22:02,073
- Fry an egg on top, would you?
- Absolutely.

265
00:22:02,247 --> 00:22:04,409
Well, that sounds good. Ditto.

266
00:22:05,051 --> 00:22:06,678
Be right back with your order.

267
00:22:08,489 --> 00:22:11,391
Okay, who are you
and what have you done with Sam?

268
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,529
What do you mean?

269
00:22:15,231 --> 00:22:17,894
Bacon cheeseburgers now?

270
00:22:18,402 --> 00:22:20,394
I don't know. I eat them, don't I?

271
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,438
Anyways, we are celebrating.

272
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,736
Yeah, I guess.

273
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,838
Another one bites the dust.
Nice work today.

274
00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:30,041
You too.

275
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:33,416
Had a really awesome day, man.
Seriously.

276
00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:42,126
Ooh.

277
00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:43,801
Sweet.

278
00:22:43,970 --> 00:22:45,938
- A really awesome day?
- Yeah, why not?

279
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,068
It was a random D-list ghost hunt.

280
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,074
That's...? That's awesome to you?

281
00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:52,542
I can't be in a good mood?

282
00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:57,215
Yeah, I guess, just...

283
00:22:57,387 --> 00:23:00,551
No, actually.
It's not really your style, Sam.

284
00:23:02,327 --> 00:23:03,988
Well, then it's a new me.

285
00:23:04,329 --> 00:23:06,321
I mean, come on,
why shouldn't I be happy?

286
00:23:06,499 --> 00:23:13,407
I've got a gun, I'm getting drunk,
and I look like this.

287
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,104
Ah, I don't know.

288
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,977
You ever feel like your whole future
is being decided for you?

289
00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:24,421
Uh, yeah, Sam, I feel like that a lot.

290
00:23:24,590 --> 00:23:27,958
No matter how much you fight it,
you can't stop the plan.

291
00:23:28,128 --> 00:23:31,155
Stupid, stupid plan.

292
00:23:31,332 --> 00:23:32,527
So I don't know.

293
00:23:32,735 --> 00:23:34,498
I guess it's, uh, just nice to do...

294
00:23:34,670 --> 00:23:37,504
...a little ass kicking for a change,
that's all.

295
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,605
Uh, you know what? L... I'm drunk.

296
00:23:43,782 --> 00:23:46,479
Ha, ha. Sorry, just forget it.

297
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:49,451
No, no, it's all right, it's, uh...

298
00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:52,350
I'll drink to that.

299
00:23:58,969 --> 00:24:02,303
Wow, you know, is it just me,
or are we actually drinking together?

300
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,300
We don't do it that often, huh?

301
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,411
Yeah, you could say that.

302
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,575
Well, we should.

303
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,311
You're a good guy, Dean.

304
00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:12,811
Oh, you are drunk.

305
00:24:13,021 --> 00:24:15,047
- Here you go.
Mm.

306
00:24:16,058 --> 00:24:18,323
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

307
00:24:18,495 --> 00:24:20,486
No, but I mean it.

308
00:24:21,733 --> 00:24:23,827
You really are a good guy.

309
00:24:28,408 --> 00:24:29,500
Mm!

310
00:24:31,112 --> 00:24:33,638
The bread alone...

311
00:24:33,816 --> 00:24:35,340
Mm!

312
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,928
- Love that jacket on you, by the way.
Thanks.

313
00:24:50,871 --> 00:24:54,900
Actually, the whole outfit is new.

314
00:25:03,856 --> 00:25:06,051
We're gonna do it.

315
00:25:28,755 --> 00:25:30,313
Hey.

316
00:25:30,490 --> 00:25:32,254
What the hell is going on?

317
00:25:32,426 --> 00:25:33,757
You can scream all you want.

318
00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:37,593
No one can hear you.
My parents are out of town.

319
00:25:38,401 --> 00:25:40,267
- Gary.
- T, what up?

320
00:25:40,437 --> 00:25:41,927
<i>Where are you?</i>

321
00:25:42,139 --> 00:25:45,632
Uh, I can't really tell you right now.
But, man, you wouldn't believe it.

322
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:48,370
Well, now, where's Dean?

323
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,449
Uh, the Cloverleaf on Route 6. Why?

324
00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:54,315
<i>- You mean, you haven't killed him yet?
What?</i>

325
00:25:54,522 --> 00:25:57,458
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh, what do you mean, kill Dean?

326
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,293
- Building up to it.
- Look, Gary, we got problems here.

327
00:26:00,497 --> 00:26:06,495
For one, I'm looking at your body
right now with this other dude in it.

328
00:26:07,573 --> 00:26:09,370
- What?
- Yeah, he's been in your house.

329
00:26:09,542 --> 00:26:12,535
- He's hanging out with your parents.
- Okay, just calm down.

330
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,675
<i>Whatever he says,
no one is gonna believe him, right?</i>

331
00:26:15,850 --> 00:26:17,045
I mean, we're still good.

332
00:26:17,219 --> 00:26:19,518
Will you hurry up
and kill the son of a bitch?

333
00:26:19,723 --> 00:26:22,557
<i>- Don't rush me, I'll do it.
Yeah, you better.</i>

334
00:26:24,762 --> 00:26:27,391
Uh, gotta go.

335
00:26:31,237 --> 00:26:33,866
Oh, man, I am in way over my head.

336
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,334
I don't think he's gonna do it.

337
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,674
Just relax.
This is Gary we're talking about.

338
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,341
What the hell is going on here?
How do you know who Dean is?

339
00:26:42,553 --> 00:26:44,454
Everybody knows Dean.

340
00:26:44,622 --> 00:26:46,112
He's hell's most wanted.

341
00:26:47,393 --> 00:26:49,384
Oh, no, no.

342
00:26:49,562 --> 00:26:52,054
Have you idiots
been talking to demons?

343
00:26:52,265 --> 00:26:53,324
Oh, right, we're the idiots.

344
00:26:55,069 --> 00:26:56,196
You're just kids.

345
00:26:56,372 --> 00:26:58,533
You have no idea
what you're messing with.

346
00:26:58,707 --> 00:27:01,074
Well, we know
that there's a price on Dean's head.

347
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,713
And we're the ones
that are gonna collect.

348
00:27:03,881 --> 00:27:05,907
What's that supposed to mean?

349
00:27:06,952 --> 00:27:08,750
About a month ago,
we were down here...

350
00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:10,252
- Nora.
- What?

351
00:27:10,423 --> 00:27:12,654
We're not allowed to talk about him?

352
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,561
We were down here
goofing around with that book.

353
00:27:15,730 --> 00:27:20,065
Um, yeah, I wouldn't exactly call praying
to our dark overlord goofing around.

354
00:27:20,269 --> 00:27:22,602
- Don't be a loser, Trev.
- Yeah, Trev.

355
00:27:22,773 --> 00:27:25,242
Anyway, all of a sudden,
the lights flickered...

356
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,903
...and Gary went
into this weird trance.

357
00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:33,177
He closed his eyes,
picked up a pencil and drew this.

358
00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:36,316
And you know what's really weird?

359
00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:38,761
Gary can't draw.

360
00:27:38,928 --> 00:27:40,953
He said he heard a voice in his head.

361
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:43,463
The demons were putting out a bounty
on this guy.

362
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,135
- A bounty?
Yeah.

363
00:27:45,336 --> 00:27:48,773
To, like, every witch or Satanist
across the whole country.

364
00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:50,533
But Gary...

365
00:27:50,709 --> 00:27:52,837
Gary's the one who spotted you.

366
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,015
<i>And the Freaky Friday crap?</i>

367
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:57,208
Another spell from the book.
Gary's idea.

368
00:27:57,453 --> 00:27:59,853
Go in, Trojan-horse style.

369
00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:01,884
He's really smart.

370
00:28:02,092 --> 00:28:04,220
That is, if he has the beanbags
to go through with it.

371
00:28:04,395 --> 00:28:06,364
Listen to me.

372
00:28:06,531 --> 00:28:09,501
You are making a terrible mistake.

373
00:28:09,669 --> 00:28:13,401
We're talking about a demon deal,
killing somebody.

374
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,973
This isn't a game.

375
00:28:16,144 --> 00:28:21,413
You're crossing a line
you won't come back from, believe me.

376
00:28:26,991 --> 00:28:29,859
- What?
- Nothing, I...

377
00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:33,664
Nora, don't tell me
you're actually listening to this jerk?

378
00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,529
I don't know.

379
00:28:35,703 --> 00:28:38,264
- Maybe. What if he has a point?
- I don't believe this.

380
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,204
First, Gary. Now you?

381
00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:42,173
I can't...

382
00:28:46,951 --> 00:28:49,216
You know what? Fine.

383
00:28:49,955 --> 00:28:51,513
You want something done right?

384
00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:54,524
What, you're gonna go
kill Dean yourself, tough guy?

385
00:28:55,029 --> 00:28:57,224
Don't have to. I can do this.

386
00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:01,096
No, no, no, you can't be serious.

387
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:03,204
I'm calling up one of these bad boys...

388
00:29:03,373 --> 00:29:05,535
...turning these punks over
and getting paid.

389
00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:07,041
Dollar, dollar bills, y'all.

390
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,407
I really don't think
that that's a good idea.

391
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,379
It's not. It's a very, very bad idea.

392
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,382
No one asked you.

393
00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:01,541
You're not Sam.

394
00:30:01,784 --> 00:30:02,842
Who the hell are you?

395
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:05,111
Ow.

396
00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:07,788
Don't do this. I'm begging you.

397
00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:09,551
Trevor, I think he's right.

398
00:30:09,761 --> 00:30:11,787
Hey, you wanna get into Vassar,
don't you?

399
00:30:11,964 --> 00:30:13,124
Please.

400
00:30:13,332 --> 00:30:15,858
Stop. You're gonna get us all killed.

401
00:30:27,718 --> 00:30:29,084
Maybe I said it wrong.

402
00:30:31,423 --> 00:30:33,585
- Nora?
- No, no, no, don't touch her.

403
00:30:33,826 --> 00:30:35,556
Nora, you okay?

404
00:30:37,665 --> 00:30:39,190
Oh, yeah.

405
00:30:39,701 --> 00:30:41,693
I'm peachy.

406
00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:50,973
So, what did you call me here for,
skippy?

407
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,515
Unless...

408
00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:55,582
It's dinner time?

409
00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:56,814
What? Uh...

410
00:30:56,991 --> 00:30:59,552
No.

411
00:31:00,395 --> 00:31:03,229
We have Dean Winchester.

412
00:31:03,733 --> 00:31:05,462
You do?

413
00:31:05,636 --> 00:31:06,830
Where?

414
00:31:07,004 --> 00:31:09,439
Trevor, keep your mouth shut.

415
00:31:10,075 --> 00:31:14,012
The Cloverleaf Motel over on Route 6.

416
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,282
Sam?

417
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,954
Is that you in there?

418
00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:29,889
Well, aren't you just 98 pounds
of nothing.

419
00:31:31,503 --> 00:31:32,993
The kid is a moron.

420
00:31:33,973 --> 00:31:36,032
He doesn't have any idea
where Dean is.

421
00:31:38,512 --> 00:31:43,975
So if Sam's in this body,
who's in Sam's?

422
00:31:46,022 --> 00:31:47,148
A dangerous warlock...

423
00:31:50,495 --> 00:31:52,054
...named Gary.

424
00:31:53,132 --> 00:31:54,156
You mean to tell me...

425
00:31:54,334 --> 00:31:58,567
...you've got Dean Winchester
and Sam Winchester's meat suit?

426
00:32:00,475 --> 00:32:04,879
An empty vessel
just waiting to be filled.

427
00:32:05,047 --> 00:32:07,573
And you're handing them both
over to me?

428
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,982
Uh, yeah, I guess.

429
00:32:10,155 --> 00:32:15,355
Ha, ha. Well, I gotta hand it to you.

430
00:32:17,364 --> 00:32:18,490
I'm impressed.

431
00:32:20,067 --> 00:32:22,127
Thanks. Um...

432
00:32:22,304 --> 00:32:25,536
...so if you don't mind my asking...

433
00:32:26,609 --> 00:32:28,840
...there's a reward?

434
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:30,446
Sure.

435
00:32:30,614 --> 00:32:34,416
My undying gratitude.

436
00:32:40,295 --> 00:32:42,855
- What, are you serious?
- Be quiet, you idiot.

437
00:32:43,032 --> 00:32:44,727
Consider yourself lucky, kid.

438
00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:50,598
Uh, wait a minute.

439
00:32:51,108 --> 00:32:55,809
We worked our asses off here,
and, uh, I want my reward.

440
00:33:06,295 --> 00:33:07,422
Please. Heh.

441
00:33:09,299 --> 00:33:10,323
Okay.

442
00:33:12,403 --> 00:33:15,532
I'm sorry, you're right.

443
00:33:15,741 --> 00:33:17,539
What can I get you?

444
00:33:19,547 --> 00:33:21,071
Well, how about a million bucks?

445
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,741
Oh, for God's sake, Trevor,
just shut up and run.

446
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:25,911
A million doesn't buy you much
these days.

447
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:27,750
- Why not make it 10?
- Okay, 10 mil.

448
00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:30,560
And I want...

449
00:33:32,597 --> 00:33:35,328
I want Mindy Schwartz
to fall in love with me.

450
00:33:36,269 --> 00:33:38,670
Love, money.

451
00:33:38,872 --> 00:33:40,362
Sticking to the basics.

452
00:33:40,607 --> 00:33:42,132
I can respect that.

453
00:33:43,811 --> 00:33:45,370
But here's my counter.

454
00:34:02,203 --> 00:34:03,465
Yum.

455
00:34:03,638 --> 00:34:06,403
Tastes like moron.

456
00:34:10,881 --> 00:34:14,215
<i>You have 38 messages.</i>

457
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,150
<i>This is gonna sound crazy, really crazy...</i>

458
00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:19,986
<i>... but I think, uh, I'm in the wrong body.
Ha, ha.</i>

459
00:34:21,796 --> 00:34:25,824
<i>Dean, the guy right next to you
is not me.</i>

460
00:34:28,938 --> 00:34:32,534
<i>Dean, check your frigging voicemail.
Damn it.</i>

461
00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:39,883
Start talking or I start waterboarding.

462
00:34:40,053 --> 00:34:41,851
Oh, my God. Please don't hurt me, please.

463
00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:43,683
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

464
00:34:43,891 --> 00:34:45,792
Okay. Hey, pull it together, champ.

465
00:34:46,261 --> 00:34:48,196
I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.

466
00:34:48,898 --> 00:34:49,922
Where's Sam?

467
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:53,434
In my friend's basement.
His parents are out of town.

468
00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:55,199
Parents?

469
00:34:55,407 --> 00:34:56,704
How old are you?

470
00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:59,106
- I'm 17.
- Seventeen?

471
00:35:00,247 --> 00:35:01,407
Huh.

472
00:35:07,790 --> 00:35:09,486
Nora?

473
00:35:12,597 --> 00:35:14,497
Not at the moment.

474
00:35:21,776 --> 00:35:23,641
Phew!

475
00:35:32,656 --> 00:35:34,488
Damn it.

476
00:35:39,498 --> 00:35:43,095
Boy, you earned your dessert tonight,
kiddo.

477
00:35:43,805 --> 00:35:47,298
Tell me, what is it you want?

478
00:35:47,476 --> 00:35:50,037
- Anything.
- Anything?

479
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:55,481
Lay it on me.

480
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,746
I wanna be a witch.

481
00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,857
For real and really powerful.

482
00:36:00,026 --> 00:36:01,790
Hmm. Good choice.

483
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,293
I get it.

484
00:36:04,632 --> 00:36:10,573
No daddy, no MIT, no plan.

485
00:36:10,774 --> 00:36:13,300
You get to be big and strong...

486
00:36:13,478 --> 00:36:15,708
...and no one can tell you
what to do anymore.

487
00:36:17,850 --> 00:36:21,548
There's just one small formality first.

488
00:36:24,191 --> 00:36:25,523
You gotta meet the boss.

489
00:36:26,661 --> 00:36:27,719
The boss?

490
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:30,024
You know, your satanic majesty...

491
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:32,566
...or whatever the kids
are calling it these days.

492
00:36:34,539 --> 00:36:36,234
- The devil?
- Mm.

493
00:36:37,843 --> 00:36:38,969
Uh...

494
00:36:39,145 --> 00:36:41,706
No, okay. Um...

495
00:36:42,415 --> 00:36:45,908
It's okay.
I don't really wanna bother him.

496
00:36:46,087 --> 00:36:48,386
Oh, but he's gonna wanna meet you.

497
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:52,292
Relax, it'll be easy.

498
00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:55,023
He's just gonna ask you
one little question...

499
00:36:55,199 --> 00:36:57,532
...and all you gotta do is say yes.

500
00:36:58,905 --> 00:37:03,366
And then you get your reward.

501
00:37:20,867 --> 00:37:24,065
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing.

502
00:37:24,271 --> 00:37:28,971
Were you trying to exorcise me,
you little piece of crap?

503
00:37:56,180 --> 00:37:57,273
Adios, bitch.

504
00:37:57,949 --> 00:37:59,781
<i>Uh, it's audi nos.</i>

505
00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:54,154
- So we good?
- Yeah, we're good.

506
00:38:54,324 --> 00:38:55,952
Oh, man, it's nice to be back.

507
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:58,253
Yeah, awesome.

508
00:38:59,998 --> 00:39:03,663
- So, ahem, Gary...
- Yeah, I know.

509
00:39:04,504 --> 00:39:05,869
My bad.

510
00:39:07,075 --> 00:39:08,474
My bad?

511
00:39:10,446 --> 00:39:12,711
Kid, "my bad" ain't gonna cut it.

512
00:39:12,882 --> 00:39:15,943
See, if you were of voting age...

513
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,954
...you'd be dead,
because we would kill you.

514
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,990
So either you straighten up and fly right,
or we will kill you.

515
00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:27,633
Are we clear?

516
00:39:28,303 --> 00:39:29,361
- Crystal.
- Good.

517
00:39:44,657 --> 00:39:45,681
Crap.

518
00:39:45,859 --> 00:39:50,662
Gary,
take it from someone who knows.

519
00:39:51,199 --> 00:39:52,394
Chin up, man.

520
00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:53,897
Your life ain't that bad.

521
00:39:54,070 --> 00:39:55,766
Uh, you met my parents.

522
00:39:55,939 --> 00:39:57,702
Yeah, so what? It's your life.

523
00:39:57,875 --> 00:40:01,175
You don't like their plan for you,
tell them to cram it.

524
00:40:01,347 --> 00:40:02,371
Rebel a little bit.

525
00:40:02,548 --> 00:40:07,179
In a healthy non-satanic way,
of course.

526
00:40:13,763 --> 00:40:16,231
By the way,
you know why Nora's into witchcraft?

527
00:40:16,399 --> 00:40:18,960
- What do you mean?
- She doesn't like Satan, you moron.

528
00:40:19,170 --> 00:40:21,105
She likes you.

529
00:40:21,273 --> 00:40:23,970
Really? You think?

530
00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:26,042
Yeah, I know.

531
00:40:26,213 --> 00:40:28,808
I'm telling you, kid,
I wish I had your life.

532
00:40:29,284 --> 00:40:30,911
You do?

533
00:40:31,419 --> 00:40:32,978
Thanks.

534
00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:36,220
Get on out of here.

535
00:40:45,004 --> 00:40:47,235
That was a nice thing to say.

536
00:40:49,076 --> 00:40:51,170
Totally lied.

537
00:40:51,346 --> 00:40:53,110
Kid's life sucked ass.

538
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:08,131
All that apple pie, family crap?
It's stressful.

539
00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:10,736
Trust me,
we didn't miss a damn thing.

540
00:41:11,172 --> 00:41:13,505
Or we don't know
what we're missing.

541
00:41:18,983 --> 00:41:20,679
Oh, come on, man. Turn it down.

542
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,583
Welcome back, Kotter.

543
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,629
<i>Come back, baby
Rock 'n' roll never forgets</i>