1 00:00:04,269 --> 00:00:09,299 Lilith was the final seal. I killed her and I set Lucifer free. 2 00:00:09,608 --> 00:00:11,942 Sons of bitches jump-started Judgment Day. 3 00:00:11,943 --> 00:00:14,745 - It's apocalypse now. - Raphael. Where is he? 4 00:00:14,746 --> 00:00:17,544 God? He's dead, Castiel. 5 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:20,551 You know who I am. Lucifer. 6 00:00:20,552 --> 00:00:23,821 - You're the one. You're my true vessel. - That'll never happen. 7 00:00:23,822 --> 00:00:25,756 - You're the Michael Sword. - What? 8 00:00:25,757 --> 00:00:27,792 You're Michael's weapon. - I'm a vessel? 9 00:00:27,793 --> 00:00:29,059 You're the vessel. 10 00:00:30,495 --> 00:00:32,329 You got a Trickster on your hands. 11 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:34,965 - What is it? Spirit? Demon? - More like demigods. 12 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:38,135 They're immortal and they can create things out of thin air. 13 00:00:38,136 --> 00:00:40,671 Usually with a sense of humor. Deadly pranks. 14 00:00:40,672 --> 00:00:43,707 Bobby mentioned that these suckers have a real sweet tooth. 15 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:46,777 So this is fun for you? Killing Dean over and over again? 16 00:00:46,778 --> 00:00:48,879 Sam, there's a lesson here. 17 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,282 - What lesson? - Dean's your weakness. 18 00:00:51,283 --> 00:00:56,013 The bad guys know it too. It's gonna be the death of you, Sam. 19 00:00:59,591 --> 00:01:04,081 Supernatural is filmed before a live studio audience. 20 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,039 I'm gonna need a bigger mouth. 21 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:24,248 Hey there, Sam. What's happening? 22 00:01:24,249 --> 00:01:26,483 Oh, nothing. Um... 23 00:01:26,484 --> 00:01:28,218 ...just the end of the world. 24 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:33,958 You're gonna need a bigger mouth. 25 00:01:36,494 --> 00:01:39,544 Hey, uh, have you done your research yet? 26 00:01:43,335 --> 00:01:46,702 Oh, yeah. All kinds of research. All night. 27 00:01:46,871 --> 00:01:49,371 Yeah? Hm. 28 00:01:50,342 --> 00:01:52,842 Whoo! 29 00:01:53,745 --> 00:01:56,245 Oh, Dean. 30 00:01:57,315 --> 00:01:59,750 We have some more research to do. 31 00:01:59,751 --> 00:02:02,251 Whoo. 32 00:02:03,154 --> 00:02:05,654 Dean. 33 00:02:06,758 --> 00:02:07,992 Son of a bitch. 34 00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:14,860 Town to town, two-lane roads 35 00:02:15,033 --> 00:02:18,161 Family biz, two huntin' bros 36 00:02:18,536 --> 00:02:24,168 Living the lie just to get by 37 00:02:25,043 --> 00:02:29,810 As long as we're movin' forward 38 00:02:30,181 --> 00:02:33,048 There's nothing we can't do 39 00:02:33,651 --> 00:02:39,817 - Together we'll face the day - Face the day 40 00:02:39,991 --> 00:02:46,396 You and I won't run away 41 00:02:46,664 --> 00:02:53,900 When the demons come out to play 42 00:02:54,072 --> 00:03:01,410 - Together we'll face the day - We'll face the day 43 00:03:08,453 --> 00:03:12,589 All on-duty interns, please report to Nursing Station 5 South. 44 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:17,080 All on-duty interns, please report to Nursing Station 5 South. 45 00:03:29,274 --> 00:03:31,774 Doctor. 46 00:03:33,578 --> 00:03:34,845 Doctor. 47 00:03:34,846 --> 00:03:36,146 What are you watching? 48 00:03:36,147 --> 00:03:37,748 Just some hospital show. 49 00:03:37,749 --> 00:03:41,118 Dr. Sexy, M.D. I think it's based on a book. 50 00:03:41,119 --> 00:03:44,577 Heh. When did you hit menopause? 51 00:03:45,256 --> 00:03:47,756 It's called channel-surfing. 52 00:03:48,359 --> 00:03:51,590 - You ready? - Are you? 53 00:03:52,864 --> 00:03:56,322 One more time. The FBl is here why, exactly? 54 00:03:56,501 --> 00:03:59,970 Something to do with one of your locals getting his head ripped off. 55 00:03:59,971 --> 00:04:04,074 - Bill Randolph died from a bear attack. - How sure are you that it was a bear? 56 00:04:04,075 --> 00:04:05,409 What else would it be? 57 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:08,745 Well, whatever it was, it chased Mr. Randolph through the woods... 58 00:04:08,746 --> 00:04:11,281 ...smashed through his front door, followed him... 59 00:04:11,282 --> 00:04:13,782 ...and killed him in his bedroom. 60 00:04:13,918 --> 00:04:16,253 Is that common? A bear doing all that? 61 00:04:16,254 --> 00:04:19,064 Depends how pissed off it is, I guess. 62 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:22,159 Look, the Randolphs live way up in high country. 63 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,762 You got trout runs that'll make a grown man weep and bears. 64 00:04:25,763 --> 00:04:29,766 Right. Now, what about Mrs. Randolph? The file says she saw the whole thing. 65 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:33,203 Yes, she did. My heart goes out to that poor woman. 66 00:04:33,204 --> 00:04:35,704 She said bear? 67 00:04:37,475 --> 00:04:40,644 Kathy Randolph went through a hell of a trauma. 68 00:04:40,645 --> 00:04:43,145 She's confused. 69 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,416 What did she say? 70 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:48,485 No, it must have been a bear. 71 00:04:48,486 --> 00:04:52,047 I mean, what else could it have been? 72 00:04:53,224 --> 00:04:56,523 Mrs. Randolph, what did you think it was? 73 00:04:58,363 --> 00:05:00,464 Uh... 74 00:05:00,465 --> 00:05:04,367 No, I remember clearly now. It was definitely a bear. 75 00:05:04,536 --> 00:05:09,337 We're sure it was. But see, it helps us to hear every angle. 76 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:12,617 So just tell us what you thought you saw. 77 00:05:13,811 --> 00:05:15,812 Well... 78 00:05:15,813 --> 00:05:18,313 ...it's impossible... 79 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:22,248 ...but I could have sworn I saw... 80 00:05:23,688 --> 00:05:26,316 ...the Incredible Hulk. 81 00:05:31,863 --> 00:05:35,492 - The Incredible Hulk? - I told you it was crazy. 82 00:05:36,401 --> 00:05:38,901 You, um... 83 00:05:40,872 --> 00:05:42,673 Bana or Norton? 84 00:05:42,674 --> 00:05:46,204 Oh, no. Those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk. 85 00:05:47,245 --> 00:05:49,179 - Lou Ferrigno? - Yes. 86 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:51,870 - The spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno? - Yes. 87 00:05:52,116 --> 00:05:54,616 Huh. 88 00:05:54,752 --> 00:05:57,880 - You think I'm crazy. - No. Um- 89 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:01,488 No, it's just- Is-? 90 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:04,560 Is there, uh...? 91 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:09,986 Would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, um... 92 00:06:10,101 --> 00:06:13,271 ...would have a grudge against your husband? 93 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:19,308 No. 94 00:06:22,714 --> 00:06:25,115 Hey. - Find anything? 95 00:06:25,116 --> 00:06:27,616 Well, I saw the house. 96 00:06:27,885 --> 00:06:29,286 And? 97 00:06:29,287 --> 00:06:33,156 And there is a giant 8-foot-wide hole where the front door used to be. 98 00:06:33,157 --> 00:06:36,027 - Almost like, uh- - A Hulk-size hole? 99 00:06:36,728 --> 00:06:39,162 Maybe. What do you got? 100 00:06:39,163 --> 00:06:43,233 Well, turns out that Bill Randolph had quite the temper. 101 00:06:43,334 --> 00:06:47,070 He's got two counts of spousal battery, bar brawls... 102 00:06:47,071 --> 00:06:50,073 ...and court-ordered anger-management sessions. 103 00:06:50,074 --> 00:06:54,024 You might say you wouldn't like him when he's angry. 104 00:06:54,612 --> 00:06:59,345 So a hothead getting killed by TV's greatest hothead. 105 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:01,652 Kind of sounds like just desserts, doesn't it? 106 00:07:01,653 --> 00:07:03,487 Hm. 107 00:07:03,488 --> 00:07:06,957 - It's all starting to make sense. - How is it starting to make sense? 108 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:10,488 Well, I found something else at the crime scene. 109 00:07:10,795 --> 00:07:13,295 Candy wrappers. 110 00:07:13,831 --> 00:07:16,331 Lots of them. 111 00:07:17,835 --> 00:07:20,335 Just desserts, sweet tooth... 112 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:22,939 ...screwing with people before you kill them. 113 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:25,609 We're dealing with the Trickster, aren't we? 114 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:27,477 Sure looks like. 115 00:07:27,478 --> 00:07:31,968 Good. Been wanting to gank that mother since the Mystery Spot. 116 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:34,851 You sure? 117 00:07:34,852 --> 00:07:36,353 Yeah, I'm sure. 118 00:07:36,354 --> 00:07:39,222 No, I mean, are you sure you wanna kill him? 119 00:07:39,223 --> 00:07:42,826 Son of a bitch didn't think twice about icing me a thousand times. 120 00:07:42,827 --> 00:07:44,394 No, I mean, I'm just saying. 121 00:07:44,395 --> 00:07:48,645 What are you saying? You don't wanna kill him, then what? 122 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,534 - Talk to him. - What? 123 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:54,171 Look, think about it, Dean. 124 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:57,307 He's one of the most powerful creatures we've ever met. 125 00:07:57,308 --> 00:07:59,938 - Maybe we can use him. - For what? 126 00:08:00,244 --> 00:08:02,979 Okay, Trickster's like a Hugh Hefner type, right? 127 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:06,316 Wine, women, song. Maybe he doesn't want the party to end. 128 00:08:06,317 --> 00:08:09,386 Maybe he hates this angels-and-demons stuff as much as we do. 129 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:11,355 Maybe he'll help us. 130 00:08:11,356 --> 00:08:12,823 - You're serious? - Yeah. 131 00:08:12,824 --> 00:08:14,858 Ally with the Trickster? 132 00:08:14,859 --> 00:08:16,626 Yeah. 133 00:08:16,627 --> 00:08:20,358 A bloody, violent monster... 134 00:08:20,531 --> 00:08:22,933 ...and you wanna be Facebook friends with him? 135 00:08:22,934 --> 00:08:24,267 Nice, Sammy. 136 00:08:24,268 --> 00:08:28,138 The world is gonna end, Dean. We don't have the luxury of a moral stand. 137 00:08:28,139 --> 00:08:30,640 I'm just saying it's worth a shot. That's all. 138 00:08:30,641 --> 00:08:32,843 If it doesn't work... 139 00:08:32,844 --> 00:08:34,945 ...we'll kill him. 140 00:08:37,181 --> 00:08:38,782 How are we gonna find the guy? 141 00:08:38,783 --> 00:08:41,551 Well, he never takes just one victim, right? 142 00:08:41,552 --> 00:08:44,052 He'll show. 143 00:08:50,461 --> 00:08:56,299 Dispatch? I got a possible 187 out here at the old paper mill on Route 6. 144 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,934 Hey. Roger that. 145 00:08:57,935 --> 00:08:59,736 What are you looking at there? 146 00:08:59,737 --> 00:09:03,807 Honestly, Walt, I wouldn't even know how to describe what I'm seeing. 147 00:09:03,808 --> 00:09:05,909 Just send everybody. 148 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:09,246 All right, stay calm. Stay by your car. Help's on the way. 149 00:09:09,247 --> 00:09:12,897 - That sounds weird. - Weird enough to be our guy? 150 00:09:20,725 --> 00:09:22,592 There was a murder here. 151 00:09:22,593 --> 00:09:25,823 And there's no police cars, there's nobody. 152 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:29,688 - How does that look to you? - Crappy. 153 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:50,953 What the hell? 154 00:09:52,423 --> 00:09:54,923 - Doctor. - Doctor. 155 00:09:56,093 --> 00:09:58,593 Doctor? 156 00:10:09,106 --> 00:10:10,841 Doctor? 157 00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:12,642 - Ow. What? - Seriously? 158 00:10:12,643 --> 00:10:15,378 Seriously? You're brilliant, you know that? 159 00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:18,369 And a coward. You're a brilliant coward. 160 00:10:18,816 --> 00:10:21,316 Uh- What are you talking about? 161 00:10:21,953 --> 00:10:24,453 As if you don't know. 162 00:10:27,058 --> 00:10:29,059 I don't believe this. 163 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:31,560 - What? - That was Dr. Piccolo. 164 00:10:31,762 --> 00:10:33,463 Who? 165 00:10:33,464 --> 00:10:35,699 Dr. Ellen Piccolo. 166 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:39,898 The sexy yet earnest doctor at... 167 00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:45,207 Seattle Mercy Hospital. 168 00:10:45,343 --> 00:10:48,176 Uh, Dean. 169 00:10:48,579 --> 00:10:52,916 - What the hell are you talking about? - The doctor get-ups. The sexy interns. 170 00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,547 The "seriouslys. " It all makes sense. 171 00:10:55,686 --> 00:11:00,356 - What makes sense? What's going on? - We're in Dr. Sexy, M.D. 172 00:11:11,569 --> 00:11:13,403 - Dude, what the hell? - I don't know. 173 00:11:13,404 --> 00:11:15,772 - No, seriously. What the hell? - I don't know. 174 00:11:15,773 --> 00:11:17,941 One theory. Any theory. 175 00:11:17,942 --> 00:11:22,045 - Uh, the Trickster trapped us in TV Land? - That's your theory? That's stupid. 176 00:11:22,046 --> 00:11:24,514 You're the one who said we're on Dr. Sexy, M.D. 177 00:11:24,515 --> 00:11:26,416 Yeah, but TV Land isn't TV Land. 178 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:29,619 There's actors and lights and crew members. This looks real. 179 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:32,789 It can't be. Dean, how can this possibly be real? 180 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:35,418 I don't know, all right? 181 00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:38,562 Doctors. - But there goes Dr. Wang... 182 00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:41,896 ...the sexy but arrogant heart surgeon. 183 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:45,135 And there's Johnny Drake. 184 00:11:45,136 --> 00:11:49,326 Oh, he's not even alive. He's a ghost in the mind of- 185 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:51,408 Of her. 186 00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:54,469 The sexy but neurotic doctor over there. 187 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:57,773 So this show has ghosts? 188 00:11:57,949 --> 00:12:00,050 Why? 189 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:02,152 I don't know. It is compelling. 190 00:12:02,153 --> 00:12:06,783 - I thought you said weren't a fan. - I'm not. I'm not. 191 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,454 - Oh, boy. - What? 192 00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:15,363 - It's him. - Who? 193 00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:20,669 It's him. It's Dr. Sexy. 194 00:12:23,207 --> 00:12:26,665 - Doctor. - Doctor. 195 00:12:27,378 --> 00:12:29,878 Doctor. 196 00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:33,183 Doctor. 197 00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:37,120 You wanna give me one good reason why you defied my direct order... 198 00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:41,131 ...to do the experimental face transplant on Mrs. Beale? 199 00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:46,294 - One reason? - Mm. 200 00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:49,331 Sure. 201 00:12:55,706 --> 00:12:58,508 - You're not Dr. Sexy. - You're crazy. 202 00:12:58,509 --> 00:13:02,812 Really? Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy... 203 00:13:02,813 --> 00:13:06,616 ...is the fact that he wears cowboy boots, not tennis shoes. 204 00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:09,117 Yeah. You're not a fan. 205 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,021 It's a guilty pleasure. 206 00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:13,832 - Call security. - Yeah, go ahead, pal. 207 00:13:13,891 --> 00:13:16,391 See, we know what you are. 208 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,236 You guys are getting better. 209 00:13:26,237 --> 00:13:28,672 Get us the hell out of here. 210 00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:30,206 Or what? 211 00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:34,144 Don't see your wooden stakes, big guy. 212 00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:37,514 That was you on the police scanner, right? And this is a trick. 213 00:13:37,515 --> 00:13:39,683 Hello? 214 00:13:39,684 --> 00:13:41,384 Trickster. 215 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:45,355 Come on. I heard you two yahoos were in town, how could I resist? 216 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:49,526 - Where the hell are we? - You like it? It's all homemade. 217 00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:53,293 My own sets, my own actors. 218 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:57,734 - Call it my own little idiot box. - How do we get out? 219 00:13:57,735 --> 00:14:00,863 That, my friend, is the $64 question. 220 00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:02,272 Whatever. We just- 221 00:14:02,273 --> 00:14:05,503 We need to talk to you. We need your help. 222 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:08,941 Hmm. Let me guess. 223 00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:11,281 You two muttonheads broke the world... 224 00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:14,184 ...and you want me to sweep up your mess. 225 00:14:14,185 --> 00:14:17,780 Please. Just five minutes. Hear us out. 226 00:14:18,255 --> 00:14:20,815 Sure. Tell you what. 227 00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:24,085 Survive the next 24 hours, we'll talk. 228 00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:27,424 - Survive what? - The game. 229 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,499 What game? 230 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,000 You're in it. 231 00:14:32,603 --> 00:14:35,473 - How do we play? - You're playing it. 232 00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:38,206 What are the rules? 233 00:14:40,978 --> 00:14:43,947 Oh, son of a bitch. 234 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,083 Dr. Sexy? 235 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,620 Dr. Sexy? 236 00:14:54,258 --> 00:14:57,360 Paging Dr. Sexy. Report to the ER. 237 00:14:57,361 --> 00:15:00,597 Oh, by the way, talking with monsters? Hell of a plan. 238 00:15:00,598 --> 00:15:03,098 Just- What do we do now? 239 00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,997 You know what I'm doing? Leaving. 240 00:15:06,637 --> 00:15:09,137 Lady, what the hell? 241 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,676 - You are a brilliant, brilliant- - Yeah, a coward, you already said that. 242 00:15:13,677 --> 00:15:15,812 But I got news for you. 243 00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:18,313 I am not a doctor. 244 00:15:18,315 --> 00:15:21,045 No. Don't say that. 245 00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:26,523 You are the finest cerebrovascular neurosurgeon I have ever met... 246 00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:28,358 ...and I have met plenty. 247 00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:32,328 So that girl died on your table. It wasn't your fault. 248 00:15:32,329 --> 00:15:34,264 It wasn't anybody's fault. 249 00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:36,765 Sometimes people just die. 250 00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:41,271 I have no idea what you're saying to me. 251 00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:43,772 You're afraid. 252 00:15:43,874 --> 00:15:48,124 You're afraid to operate again and you're afraid to love. 253 00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:54,516 Yeah, we're getting out of here. 254 00:15:54,852 --> 00:15:56,586 Hey, doctor. 255 00:15:56,587 --> 00:15:59,818 - Yes? - My wife needs that face transplant. 256 00:16:00,357 --> 00:16:02,725 Okay, you know what, pal? 257 00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:06,930 None of this is real, okay? And your wife doesn't need jack squat. 258 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,431 Okay? 259 00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:14,904 Hey, doctor. 260 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,065 - Real. It's real. No, no, no. 261 00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:25,205 No, no, no. Hey! We need a doctor! 262 00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:40,695 BP's 80/50 and dropping. 263 00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:49,838 Doctor? 264 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,708 What? 265 00:16:57,114 --> 00:16:59,614 Sam, do something. Come on. 266 00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:02,385 I don't know how to use any of this crap. 267 00:17:02,386 --> 00:17:04,886 Figure it out. 268 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,560 Sam. Come on, I'm waiting. 269 00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:13,496 Okay, um, I need... 270 00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:18,359 ...a penknife, some dental floss, a sewing needle... 271 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,970 ...and a fifth of whiskey. 272 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:28,410 Stat! 273 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:40,650 - We okay? How's it looking? - Yup. You'll be fine. 274 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,960 I love you. 275 00:18:13,023 --> 00:18:16,982 Let's play Nutcracker! 276 00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:32,307 Sam Winchester. 277 00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:43,377 - Count down. - What? Uh- 278 00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:45,888 - What am I supposed to say? - You think I know? 279 00:18:45,889 --> 00:18:48,653 Uh, I don't understand Japanese. 280 00:18:57,568 --> 00:19:00,770 Is he screwing with me? I- I can't speak Japanese. 281 00:19:02,072 --> 00:19:04,572 Aww. 282 00:19:09,179 --> 00:19:11,347 Mmm. 283 00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,783 I'm sorry, Sam Winchester. 284 00:19:13,784 --> 00:19:16,617 Sorry? Heh. Sorry for what? 285 00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:19,255 Dean? 286 00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:24,993 Nutcracker! 287 00:19:31,235 --> 00:19:33,735 Nutcracker! 288 00:19:36,106 --> 00:19:38,606 - Sam? - Yeah? 289 00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:53,256 You okay? 290 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,635 Oh, now what? 291 00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:07,403 Cass? 292 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,039 Is this another trick? 293 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,976 - It's me. Uh, what are you doing here? - Us? What are you doing here? 294 00:20:13,977 --> 00:20:17,647 - Looking for you. You've been missing. - So get us the hell out of here then. 295 00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:18,848 Aww. 296 00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:20,616 Let's go. 297 00:20:20,617 --> 00:20:23,347 - Cass? - No, no, no. 298 00:20:25,155 --> 00:20:29,558 Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angels. 299 00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:41,569 Dean Winchester. 300 00:20:50,848 --> 00:20:52,782 - Count down. - What do I do? 301 00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:57,186 - I don't wanna get hit in the nuts. - I know. Uh, uh- Just, um- Wait. 302 00:20:57,187 --> 00:20:58,855 - What? - I played a doctor. 303 00:20:58,856 --> 00:21:01,324 - What? - In Dr. Sexy, I played a doctor. 304 00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:02,525 - I operated. - So? 305 00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:05,862 I played the role the Trickster wanted. We have to go along with it. 306 00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:07,797 - Go along with what? - With the game. 307 00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:11,801 - You're on a game show. Just answer. - In Japanese? I don't know Japanese. 308 00:21:11,802 --> 00:21:14,302 - Try. - Damn it. 309 00:21:38,996 --> 00:21:42,830 Dean Winchester, Nutcracker champion! 310 00:21:44,401 --> 00:21:47,403 - How did you do that? - I have no idea. 311 00:21:47,404 --> 00:21:51,363 So that's it. We play our roles, we survive. 312 00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:55,745 - Yeah, but play our roles for how long? - Good question. 313 00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:12,026 I've got genital herpes. 314 00:22:12,262 --> 00:22:14,762 I've got genital herpes. 315 00:22:17,267 --> 00:22:18,768 Seriously? 316 00:22:18,769 --> 00:22:21,304 Hey, you're the one who said play our roles, so- 317 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:23,805 Yeah. Right. 318 00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:28,707 I've got genital herpes. 319 00:22:28,879 --> 00:22:31,379 I tried to be responsible. 320 00:22:32,616 --> 00:22:34,417 Did I try. 321 00:22:34,418 --> 00:22:40,823 But now I take twice-daily Herpexia to reduce my chances of passing it on. 322 00:22:40,991 --> 00:22:43,926 Ask your doctor about using Herpexia. 323 00:22:44,695 --> 00:22:46,495 Patients should always consult with a physician... 324 00:22:46,496 --> 00:22:48,197 ...before using Herpexia. 325 00:22:48,198 --> 00:22:50,833 Possible side effects include headache, diarrhea... 326 00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:55,438 ...permanent erectile dysfunction, thoughts of suicide, and nausea. 327 00:22:55,439 --> 00:23:00,638 I am doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread of- 328 00:23:00,811 --> 00:23:04,747 Of... genital herpes. 329 00:23:05,282 --> 00:23:07,782 And that's a good thing. 330 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:18,117 We now return to Supernatural. 331 00:23:18,662 --> 00:23:21,162 Son of a bitch. 332 00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:28,096 I am really, really very sorry... 333 00:23:28,639 --> 00:23:32,575 ...but, ahem, we've got some work to do. 334 00:23:32,743 --> 00:23:35,243 But we did do work. 335 00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:36,946 In depth. 336 00:23:45,622 --> 00:23:48,612 How long do we have to keep doing this? 337 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,960 I don't know. 338 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,264 Maybe forever? 339 00:23:57,267 --> 00:23:58,501 We might die in here. 340 00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:02,965 How is that funny? Vultures. 341 00:24:06,276 --> 00:24:08,110 - You okay? - I don't have much time. 342 00:24:08,111 --> 00:24:10,179 - What happened? - I got out. 343 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,815 - From where? - Listen to me. Something is not right. 344 00:24:12,816 --> 00:24:15,151 This thing is more powerful than it should be. 345 00:24:15,152 --> 00:24:17,053 - The Trickster? - If it's a Trickster. 346 00:24:17,054 --> 00:24:18,821 What do you mean? 347 00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:21,991 Hello! 348 00:24:23,193 --> 00:24:25,693 Thank you. 349 00:24:25,996 --> 00:24:28,496 Thank you. Please, stop. 350 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:32,834 Hi, Castiel. 351 00:24:34,971 --> 00:24:37,673 - You know him? - Where did you just send him? 352 00:24:37,674 --> 00:24:39,875 Relax. He'll live. 353 00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:42,578 Maybe. 354 00:24:42,579 --> 00:24:46,716 All right, you know what? I'm done with the monkey dance, okay? We get it. 355 00:24:46,717 --> 00:24:49,345 Yeah? Get what, hotshot? 356 00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:51,087 Playing our roles, right? 357 00:24:51,088 --> 00:24:53,222 - That's your game. - That's half the game. 358 00:24:53,223 --> 00:24:56,392 - What's the other half? - Play your roles out there. 359 00:24:56,393 --> 00:24:59,095 - What's that supposed to mean? - You know. 360 00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:03,396 Sam, starring as Lucifer. Dean, starring as Michael. 361 00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:07,503 Your celebrity deathmatch. Play your roles. 362 00:25:07,671 --> 00:25:10,139 You want us to say yes to those sons of bitches? 363 00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:12,830 Hells, yeah. Let's light this candle. 364 00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:16,141 - We do that, the world will end. - Yeah? 365 00:25:16,313 --> 00:25:19,749 And whose fault is that? 366 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:23,784 Who popped Lucifer out of the box, hm? 367 00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:26,155 Look, it's started. 368 00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:28,658 You started it. It can't be stopped. 369 00:25:28,659 --> 00:25:31,159 So let's get it over with. 370 00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:36,265 Heaven or hell. Which side you on? 371 00:25:36,266 --> 00:25:38,501 I'm not on either side. 372 00:25:38,502 --> 00:25:42,471 Yeah, right. You're grabbing ankle for Michael or Lucifer. Which one is it? 373 00:25:44,441 --> 00:25:47,274 You listen to me, you arrogant dick. 374 00:25:47,444 --> 00:25:51,013 I don't work for either of those SOBs, believe me. 375 00:25:51,014 --> 00:25:53,812 Mm. No, you're somebody's bitch. 376 00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:01,179 Don't you ever, ever presume to know what I am. 377 00:26:08,565 --> 00:26:12,168 Now, listen very closely. Here's what's gonna happen. 378 00:26:12,169 --> 00:26:15,805 You're gonna suck it up, accept your responsibilities... 379 00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:19,208 ...and play the roles that destiny has chosen for you. 380 00:26:19,209 --> 00:26:21,709 And if we don't? 381 00:26:24,948 --> 00:26:28,440 Then you'll stay here in TV Land, forever. 382 00:26:32,389 --> 00:26:35,358 Three hundred channels and nothing's on. 383 00:26:55,612 --> 00:26:58,604 - Oh, come on. - So, what do you think? 384 00:26:59,349 --> 00:27:02,752 What do I think? I think go screw yourself, that's what I think. 385 00:27:02,753 --> 00:27:06,280 Uh, could you give us a sec, please? Thanks. 386 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:08,524 - You gotta calm down. - Calm down? 387 00:27:08,525 --> 00:27:10,292 I am wearing sunglasses at night. 388 00:27:10,293 --> 00:27:14,397 You know who does that? No-talent douche bags. I hate this game. 389 00:27:14,398 --> 00:27:17,400 I hate that we're in a procedural cop show, wanna know why? 390 00:27:17,401 --> 00:27:19,971 Because I hate procedural cop shows. 391 00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:22,505 There's like 300 of them. They're all the same. 392 00:27:22,506 --> 00:27:23,873 It's, "Ooh... 393 00:27:23,874 --> 00:27:25,708 ...plane crashed here. " Oh, shut up. 394 00:27:25,709 --> 00:27:28,010 - Hey. What? 395 00:27:28,011 --> 00:27:30,511 Check out sweet tooth over there. 396 00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:35,650 You think that's him? 397 00:27:36,586 --> 00:27:39,646 Just, uh, follow my lead. 398 00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:59,634 - You, uh- You okay? - Yeah. 399 00:28:00,043 --> 00:28:02,543 What do we got? 400 00:28:02,679 --> 00:28:06,549 Well, aside from the ligature marks around his neck... 401 00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:11,760 ...he has what appears to be a roll of quarters jammed down his throat. 402 00:28:14,124 --> 00:28:16,624 Well, I say... 403 00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:18,494 ...jackpot. 404 00:28:18,495 --> 00:28:19,929 Mm. 405 00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:24,000 Also, there is a stab wound to the lower abdomen there. 406 00:28:33,477 --> 00:28:35,977 Well, I say... 407 00:28:37,581 --> 00:28:39,482 ...no guts, no glory. 408 00:28:40,684 --> 00:28:43,184 Get that guy a... 409 00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:46,954 ...TUMS. 410 00:28:48,825 --> 00:28:51,325 Gutter ball. 411 00:28:52,963 --> 00:28:55,463 Good one, guys. 412 00:29:23,393 --> 00:29:26,443 - You got the wrong guy, idiot. - Did we? 413 00:29:57,894 --> 00:30:01,660 I'm worried, man. What that SOB did to Cass. 414 00:30:01,832 --> 00:30:04,332 You know, where is he? 415 00:30:06,002 --> 00:30:08,502 Sam? 416 00:30:10,107 --> 00:30:12,607 Where are you? 417 00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:17,246 It's Sam. Leave me a message. 418 00:30:17,247 --> 00:30:20,114 Sam, it's me. 419 00:30:20,617 --> 00:30:23,117 Where the hell did you go? 420 00:30:23,353 --> 00:30:25,853 Dean? 421 00:30:26,757 --> 00:30:29,257 Sam? 422 00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:31,427 Where are you? 423 00:30:31,428 --> 00:30:33,295 I don't know. 424 00:30:33,296 --> 00:30:35,796 Oh, crap. 425 00:30:35,932 --> 00:30:38,742 I don't think we killed the Trickster. 426 00:30:58,922 --> 00:31:02,124 Okay, stake didn't work. So, what, this another trick? 427 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:03,392 I don't know. 428 00:31:03,393 --> 00:31:06,395 Maybe the stake didn't work because it's not a Trickster. 429 00:31:06,396 --> 00:31:08,397 - What do you mean? - You heard Cass. 430 00:31:08,398 --> 00:31:11,033 He said this thing was too powerful to be a Trickster. 431 00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:13,736 Notice the way he looked at Cass? Like he knew him. 432 00:31:13,737 --> 00:31:17,840 And how pissed he got when you brought up Michael and Lucifer. 433 00:31:17,841 --> 00:31:19,208 Son of a bitch. 434 00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:22,859 - What? - I think I know what we're dealing with. 435 00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:35,558 Dean? - What? 436 00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:38,392 That, uh, feels really uncomfortable. 437 00:31:40,564 --> 00:31:42,565 Ow. 438 00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,667 Are you sure this is gonna work? 439 00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:47,168 No, but I have no other ideas. 440 00:31:51,908 --> 00:31:54,570 All right, you son of a bitch! 441 00:31:55,412 --> 00:31:57,912 Uncle! 442 00:31:58,982 --> 00:32:01,482 We'll do it! 443 00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:04,619 Should I honk? 444 00:32:05,222 --> 00:32:07,590 Wow, Sam... 445 00:32:07,591 --> 00:32:10,025 - ... get a load of the rims on you. - Eat me. 446 00:32:11,728 --> 00:32:14,228 Okay, boys. 447 00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:18,508 - Ready to go quietly? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast. 448 00:32:18,735 --> 00:32:21,871 Nobody's going anywhere until Sam has opposable thumbs. 449 00:32:21,872 --> 00:32:26,962 What's the difference? Satan's gonna ride his ass one way or another. 450 00:32:37,888 --> 00:32:40,388 Happy? 451 00:32:41,124 --> 00:32:44,834 Tell me one thing. Why didn't the stake kill you? 452 00:32:45,662 --> 00:32:48,952 - I am the Trickster. - Or maybe you're not. 453 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,074 Maybe you've always been an angel. 454 00:32:59,075 --> 00:33:01,805 Ha-ha-ha. A what? 455 00:33:02,045 --> 00:33:04,480 Somebody slip a mickey in your power shake, kid? 456 00:33:04,481 --> 00:33:06,115 I'll tell you what. 457 00:33:06,116 --> 00:33:11,026 You just jump out of the holy fire and we'll call it our mistake. 458 00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:25,501 Well played, boys. 459 00:33:25,502 --> 00:33:28,002 Well played. 460 00:33:28,605 --> 00:33:31,105 Where'd you get the holy oil? 461 00:33:31,141 --> 00:33:34,971 Well, you might say we pulled it out of Sam's ass. 462 00:33:36,012 --> 00:33:38,814 - Where'd I screw up? You didn't. 463 00:33:38,815 --> 00:33:41,283 But nobody gets the jump on Cass like you did. 464 00:33:41,284 --> 00:33:44,386 Mostly, it was the way you talked about Armageddon. 465 00:33:44,387 --> 00:33:48,380 - Meaning? - Well, call it personal experience. 466 00:33:48,592 --> 00:33:53,562 Nobody gets that angry unless they're talking about their own family. 467 00:33:54,231 --> 00:33:57,860 So which one are you? Grumpy, Sneezy or Douchey? 468 00:34:01,304 --> 00:34:03,804 Gabriel, okay? 469 00:34:04,841 --> 00:34:07,142 They call me Gabriel. 470 00:34:07,143 --> 00:34:10,510 Gabriel? The archangel? 471 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,015 Guilty. 472 00:34:13,016 --> 00:34:17,026 Okay, Gabriel. How does an archangel become a Trickster? 473 00:34:17,053 --> 00:34:19,553 My own private witness protection. 474 00:34:20,357 --> 00:34:23,692 I skipped out of heaven, had a face transplant... 475 00:34:23,693 --> 00:34:26,228 ...carved out my own little corner of the world... 476 00:34:26,229 --> 00:34:28,739 ...till you two screwed it all up. 477 00:34:28,765 --> 00:34:31,367 What did Daddy say when you joined the pagans? 478 00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:34,418 Daddy doesn't say anything about anything. 479 00:34:34,538 --> 00:34:36,739 Then what happened? Why'd you ditch? 480 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:41,176 Well, do you blame him? His brothers are heavyweight douche nozzles. 481 00:34:41,177 --> 00:34:43,579 Shut your cake hole. 482 00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,648 You don't know anything about my family. 483 00:34:45,649 --> 00:34:49,244 I loved my father, my brothers. 484 00:34:49,419 --> 00:34:52,855 Loved them, but watching them turn on each other... 485 00:34:52,856 --> 00:34:54,757 ...tear at each other's throats? 486 00:34:54,758 --> 00:34:57,693 I couldn't bear it, okay? 487 00:34:57,861 --> 00:34:59,929 So I left. 488 00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:03,195 And now it's happening all over again. 489 00:35:03,366 --> 00:35:05,534 Then help us stop it. 490 00:35:05,535 --> 00:35:07,236 It can't be stopped. 491 00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:11,440 - You wanna see the end of the world? - I want it to be over. 492 00:35:11,441 --> 00:35:16,045 I have to sit back and watch my own brothers kill each other, thanks to you. 493 00:35:16,046 --> 00:35:18,913 Heaven, hell, I don't care who wins. 494 00:35:19,082 --> 00:35:22,952 - I just want it to be over. - It doesn't have to be like that. 495 00:35:22,953 --> 00:35:25,454 There has to be some way to pull the plug. 496 00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:29,618 You do not know my family. 497 00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:34,730 What you guys call the apocalypse, I used to call Sunday dinner. 498 00:35:34,898 --> 00:35:39,101 That's why there's no stopping this, because this isn't about a war. 499 00:35:39,102 --> 00:35:44,267 It's about two brothers that loved each other and betrayed each other. 500 00:35:44,441 --> 00:35:47,011 You think you'd be able to relate. 501 00:35:47,477 --> 00:35:49,977 What are you talking about? 502 00:35:54,718 --> 00:35:57,585 You sorry sons of bitches. 503 00:35:57,754 --> 00:36:01,281 Why do you think you two are the vessels? 504 00:36:01,858 --> 00:36:03,425 Think about it. 505 00:36:03,426 --> 00:36:07,795 Michael, the big brother, loyal to an absent father. 506 00:36:08,798 --> 00:36:15,226 And Lucifer, the little brother, rebellious of Daddy's plan. 507 00:36:16,673 --> 00:36:19,173 You were born to this, boys. 508 00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:22,439 It's your destiny. It was always you. 509 00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:29,479 As it is in heaven, so it must be on Earth. 510 00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:32,378 One brother has to kill the other. 511 00:36:32,555 --> 00:36:34,456 What the hell are you saying? 512 00:36:34,457 --> 00:36:38,887 Why do you think I've always taken such an interest in you? 513 00:36:38,995 --> 00:36:43,332 Because from the moment Dad flipped on the lights around here... 514 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:47,292 ...we knew it was all gonna end with you. 515 00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:50,671 Always. 516 00:36:57,647 --> 00:37:00,147 No. 517 00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:03,217 That's not gonna happen. 518 00:37:03,353 --> 00:37:05,788 I'm sorry... 519 00:37:05,789 --> 00:37:08,289 ...but it is. 520 00:37:15,532 --> 00:37:19,263 Guys, I wish this were a TV show. 521 00:37:19,436 --> 00:37:23,202 Easy answers, endings wrapped up in a bow. 522 00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:28,943 But this is real. 523 00:37:29,846 --> 00:37:32,956 And it's gonna end bloody for all of us. 524 00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:37,217 That's just how it's gotta be. 525 00:37:50,832 --> 00:37:54,791 So, boys, now what? 526 00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:58,320 Stare at each other for the rest of eternity? 527 00:37:59,674 --> 00:38:03,344 First, you're gonna bring Cass back from wherever you stashed him. 528 00:38:03,345 --> 00:38:05,713 - Oh, am I? - Yeah. 529 00:38:05,714 --> 00:38:08,182 Or we're going to dunk you in some holy oil... 530 00:38:08,183 --> 00:38:10,933 ...and deep-fry ourselves an archangel. 531 00:38:22,097 --> 00:38:24,465 Cass, you okay? 532 00:38:24,466 --> 00:38:26,966 I'm fine. 533 00:38:29,337 --> 00:38:31,405 Hello, Gabriel. 534 00:38:31,406 --> 00:38:33,207 Hey, bro. 535 00:38:33,208 --> 00:38:35,476 How's the search for Daddy going? 536 00:38:35,477 --> 00:38:37,977 Let me guess. Awful. 537 00:38:45,153 --> 00:38:47,653 Okay, we're out of here. 538 00:38:48,490 --> 00:38:50,224 Come on, Sam. 539 00:38:50,225 --> 00:38:53,922 Uh, okay. 540 00:38:54,996 --> 00:38:59,399 Guys? So- So, what? Huh? 541 00:38:59,634 --> 00:39:03,704 You're just gonna- You're gonna leave me here forever? 542 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,041 No. 543 00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:11,652 We're not, because we don't screw with people the way you do. 544 00:39:12,214 --> 00:39:14,515 And for the record... 545 00:39:14,516 --> 00:39:18,185 ...this isn't about some prizefight between your brothers. 546 00:39:18,186 --> 00:39:20,955 Or some destiny that can't be stopped. 547 00:39:20,956 --> 00:39:25,566 This is about you being too afraid to stand up to your family. 548 00:39:48,717 --> 00:39:51,647 Don't say I never did anything for you. 549 00:40:09,838 --> 00:40:14,008 All that stuff he was spouting in there, you think he was telling the truth? 550 00:40:14,009 --> 00:40:16,509 I think he believes it. 551 00:40:17,612 --> 00:40:20,112 So, what do we do? 552 00:40:21,483 --> 00:40:23,983 I don't know. 553 00:40:24,219 --> 00:40:29,290 I'll tell you one thing, right about now, I wish I was back on a TV show. 554 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:31,791 Yeah, me too.