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Sam:
You were a demon.
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You still have the mark.
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Sooner or later,
that's gonna be an issue.
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Jody: My men brought in
a runaway last night.
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She's got zero manners, didn't
even thank me for saving her.
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Dean: Those vampires stole you.
They're monsters.
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You think when the rest of them
find out that you left
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that they're just gonna shrug
and cut their losses?
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This your family?
Jody: Yes.
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How'd they die?
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Horribly.
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You know
what to do with her?
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Jody, I-I've done things.
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You don't have to explain.
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If you want, I'm here.
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Sam:
Is Sheriff Hanscum around?
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Man: Sorry. She's out
for the rest of the week.
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I already lost 10 pounds!
In -- in one day?
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My husband, Doug,
left me last year.
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Doug's a dick.
You deserve better.
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You betcha.
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[ Spray hissing ]
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[ Can rattling ]
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[ Clank ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Screaming stops ]
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[ Thud, squish ]
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♪ Supernatural 10x08 ♪
Hibbing 911
Original Air Date on December 2, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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[ sighs ]
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You can get through this.
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[ Sighs ]
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How old are you?
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19.
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Get yourself some lunch.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Donna:
Thanks a lot for coming.
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Thanks. Here you go.
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Have fun!
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Hi!
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Hiya. Yeah, welcome.
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Come on.
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Sheriff...
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[ Gasps ]
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Sheriff Jody Mills,
Sioux Falls.
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Okay.
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I'm Sheriff Donna Hanscum.
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I work out of Stillwater,
but I grew up here,
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so you have
any questions --
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you know,
best burgers, cheapest gas --
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[clicks tongue] just ask.
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What's wrong?
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Left your smile
back in Sioux Falls?
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I left a kid
back in Sioux Falls.
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Plus a pile of work.
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But when the mayor insists
you go --
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You gotta go, yeah.
[ Inhales sharply ] I hear you.
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Here.
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Have a sucker.
No, thank you.
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O-okay.
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Doug:
[ Singsong voice ] Donna.
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Doug.
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Well, aren't you
looking good, huh?
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I lost 6 pounds.
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Hey!
You're 1/4 of the way there!
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Hey, you, uh --
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you think you could toss me
a couple extra meal vouchers?
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I mean,
since you won't be using them?
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Oh.
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You are true blue as ever,
Donna, huh?
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Doug and I
used to be married.
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Got it.
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Have fun. [ Laughs ]
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Hey.
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We good?
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Aces.
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Yeah, I love the smell
of parchment in the morning.
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I mean, how much lore
is even left?
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We've got nothing
on the Mark?
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Right?
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You'd think
these eggheads,
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with all the crap
they amassed over the years,
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would have actually collected
something important.
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Uh, here.
[ Clears throat ]
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"He-wolf/she-wolf: A study
in werewolf transgenderism."
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600 pages, volume 1.
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But, uh,
not something important, like --
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I don't know -- maybe
the oldest symbol known to man.
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That's not worth our time.
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It's not weird enough.
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[ Feedback ]
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Uh, good morning.
[ Feedback continues ]
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Uh, excuse me. If I could
get you all seated, please.
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Uh, good morning.
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Morning.
Morning.
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I'm, uh, Sheriff Len Cuse,
uh, Hibbing P.D.
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I'd like to say first off, uh,
what an honor it is
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to have you all here
in Hibbing this year.
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It, uh --
[ Siren ringtone plays ]
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[ Chuckles ] Sorry.
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Sorry. Uh...
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Uh, sorry, folks.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Uh...
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What was I, uh --
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Right. Right.
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Um, s-seeing as how this is, uh,
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m-my first time
hosting one of these things,
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Obviously.
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I thought I'd like
to try something new.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Partners.
[ Feedback ]
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Uh, f-find -- find an officer
from 50 miles outside
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of where you hail from
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and be a team this weekend.
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Go on, uh, a-and make a friend.
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[ Feedback ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Alex,
I know you'll be okay.
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You are totally capable
of not throwing a kegger
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while I'm gone --
totally, totally capable.
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My faith in you
astounds me, too.
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I'll call you later.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Oh.
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Hi!
Hi.
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Looks like
you didn't get a partner.
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Looks like.
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Well, you got one now.
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[ Giggles ]
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Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Donna.
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[ Laughs ]
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Okay,
what did we get?
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"Cops vs. Winter:
The snow must go on."
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[ Laughs ]
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"Establishing a K-9 unit."
Okay.
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[ Gasps ] Ooh!
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"Preparing for a riot --
why not try it?"
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[ Laughs ] Why not?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Donna.
Yeah?
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Hear about the body?
What body?
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Yeah, what body?
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Sheriff Jody Mills.
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Trashmen found it
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behind the hardware store
this morning -- eaten.
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[ Gasps ] Eaten how?
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Like nothing left
but the peach pit, you know?
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Any idea what did it?
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Coroner's saying
animals out of the woods --
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bobcats and whatnot.
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No wonder Sheriff Cuse
was so out of sorts back there.
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Got this whole mess
to deal with.
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Attacks like this common
for the area?
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Heck no!
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When I lived here,
we kept our critters in check.
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Did it leave any tracks --
you know, any hairs?
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Not even a claw mark
on the body.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay. Yeah.
Save ya a seat, Jods.
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
[ Chuckles ]
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Jody. How's it going?
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Uh, you know.
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Having the time of my life
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at a sheriffs retreat
in Hibbing.
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Wow.
Sounds like a blast.
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Uh, Dean says hi.
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You found him?
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Thanks for telling me!
Yeah.
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Uh, right. Sorry about that.
[ Clears throat ]
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How's he doing?
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Good, good.
Yeah, you know?
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Uh, you know,
hold on a sec.
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I'm gonna put you
on speaker.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Hey, Jody.
How's Alex holding up?
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Awesome. Already
head of the cheerleading squad.
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Wow. Really?
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No. Sam, she smokes grass
under the bleachers.
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But at least she's not
luring men to their deaths.
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Right.
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Listen, this may not be
your kind of thing,
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but a body was found here
this morning,
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and something had
gone to chow town on it.
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Uh, was the throat
ripped out?
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Worse.
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I'm hearing
that all the flesh
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had been eaten
down to the bones.
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Any ideas?
Well, it's not a vampire.
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Yeah, I-I don't know, Jody.
I-I got nothing.
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Jody, um...
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We could head that way.
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Wouldn't be any trouble at all.
Nah, it's okay. I can handle it.
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I promise I'll call if it gets
to be something I can't.
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All right.
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Well, uh,
enjoy the retreat.
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Screw you, Winchester.
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[ Laughs ] Talk soon.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
I'm gonna swallow a bag of knives
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if I got to keep
looking at this stuff.
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Let's --
Jody said she was on top of it, Dean.
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Uh-huh.
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All right.
Let's take a drive.
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Hey.
I'm Sheriff Jody Mills.
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I want to take a look at the body
they brought in this morning.
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Sure.
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Soon as you become a member of
the Hibbing police department.
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I'm just trying
to help here.
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And I'm just trying
to not lose my job.
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[ Door opens ]
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Hey, stranger.
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Hiya, Shelly.
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How are the kids?
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Ah! Little jerks.
Love them to death.
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[ Chuckles ]
Need something?
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Oh, I just came
to check out the Vic.
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Oh, where's Len at?
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He's tied up with the retreat.
Big surprise, right?
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But I figure
what's the sense in having
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a hotel full of sheriffs
if you can't help out?
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Someone's got to get you
a halo or something.
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But, um...
What's her deal?
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Oh, Sheriff Mills?
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Might say she left her manners
back in Sioux Falls.
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Ah.
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But she's with me.
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Oh.
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So, what do you say?
Curtains up?
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Hold on to your breakfasts.
This one's grisly.
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Oofta.
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[ Whistles ]
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Ate the whole kit and caboodle.
That's for darn sure.
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You got
a measuring tape?
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Yeah.
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Can I see
his personal effects?
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[ Locker door opens ]
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That string bean
wore these?
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Where's the belt?
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He wasn't wearing any.
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These stayed up
without a belt?
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Or...
wild animals stole it.
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Jodio.
Check this out.
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You know, I've been huntin'
since I could hold a mini rifle.
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Seen darn near
every bite in the book,
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but I couldn't tell ya
what did the bitin' here.
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I was afraid of that.
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Meanin'?
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Nothing.
Got me stumped, too.
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Woman:
Don't go smoking, Howie.
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[ Groans ]
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Just watch
your "Top Model."
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[ Clank ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Metal rattles ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Squishing, thudding ]
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[ Screaming continues ]
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[ Screaming stops ]
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00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,310
Hiya, Len.
263
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,612
How's that seltzer
treatin' ya?
264
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,815
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
265
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,250
[ Clears throat ]
266
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,487
♪ All I know ♪
267
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,389
Something
I can help you with?
268
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,825
That animal attack last night
sounded real bad, huh?
269
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,194
Yeah, sure was.
270
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,096
What kind of animal
you thinkin' did it, now?
271
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,797
Uh, I don't know.
272
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,833
We got animal control
on it.
273
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,167
And that's it?
274
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,105
Jody Mills,
Sioux Falls.
275
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,373
Graham:
Sheriff Cuse.
276
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,742
We have, uh...
277
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,812
an issue with the...
278
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,314
raffle.
279
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,449
Right.
280
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,284
Excuse me.
I should go see to this.
281
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,719
Uh...
[ Clears throat ]
282
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,855
Enjoy your night,
sheriffs.
283
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:22,127
He's got about as much I.D.
As we do -- squat.
284
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,395
You know,
maybe he's right.
285
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,332
Just let animal control
take the lead.
286
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:31,369
Woman:
Whoo! Push the cart!
287
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,778
I used to put the cans
in his cart.
288
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,782
Are you
really missing much?
289
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,652
Hey...
290
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,421
Honestly, Donna,
I just met the guy, but...
291
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,024
Doug seems
like kind of a dick.
292
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,628
But he was my dick.
293
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,935
I'm gonna go
hit the can --
294
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,471
you know...
where it's less gross.
295
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,541
Woman:
[ Laughs ] Yeah!
296
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,109
Whoo!
297
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,649
Let's keep this to oursel--
Jody: Everything okay?
298
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:20,018
[ Clears throat ]
Yeah, it's all good.
299
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,153
All good
with the raffle.
300
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,923
Can we get real,
please?
301
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,029
All right,
um, you want real?
302
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,032
Um...
Somebody else turned up dead.
303
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,475
Looks like
another animal attack.
304
00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:38,142
Please,
don't spread that.
305
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:40,211
We -- we don't want to spoil
everyone's good time.
306
00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:42,000
Or get too many cooks
in the kitchen?
307
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:42,848
Exactly.
308
00:15:42,849 --> 00:15:46,050
Now, uh, Deputy Graham and I
got to go make a few calls,
309
00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:48,252
uh, so...
310
00:15:48,254 --> 00:15:51,389
try and have a good time,
all right?
311
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,707
Jody: Alex --
312
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:11,208
Stop.
313
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:12,843
No! D--
314
00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:15,546
Why do I hear firecrackers?
315
00:16:15,548 --> 00:16:17,548
Hel--
316
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:19,050
[ sighs ]
317
00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:22,119
So, maybe your life's
not all cupcakes, either.
318
00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:23,621
[ Keys jingle ]
319
00:16:23,623 --> 00:16:24,989
Never said it was.
320
00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:27,024
Uh-oh.
321
00:16:27,927 --> 00:16:30,294
Flyin' the Coop
without me? Again?
322
00:16:30,296 --> 00:16:32,196
No.
No, I get it. I do.
323
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,864
"Take a hint, Donna," right?
It's okay.
324
00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:35,833
There's been
another animal attack.
325
00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:39,370
Shut the front door.
Says who?
326
00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:41,906
I just talked
to Sheriff Cuse.
327
00:16:41,908 --> 00:16:43,817
I was on my way
out of the morgue,
328
00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:46,202
but it's probably
closed by now, anyway. And--
329
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,278
But it'll wait til tomorrow.
330
00:16:52,486 --> 00:16:53,885
Anything I can help with it?
331
00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:56,974
Not unless
you got any gems
332
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,075
on how to handle a teenage girl,
'cause mine is...
333
00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:00,343
Kind of a dick?
334
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,314
[ Chuckles ]
335
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:08,685
She's got a whole lot more
in there, too.
336
00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:11,221
Really good stuff.
337
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:13,490
I was 17 once.
338
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:17,360
Yeah, hair up to here,
attitude up to here.
339
00:17:17,362 --> 00:17:18,795
[ Laughs ]
340
00:17:18,797 --> 00:17:20,764
Why can't I get through
to her?
341
00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:24,634
You let anybody through to you
at that age?
342
00:17:24,636 --> 00:17:26,670
Joey Demoupied.
343
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,339
Drove a motorcycle.
344
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:32,208
Smelled like...
345
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,210
Mm. Yeah.
346
00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:34,511
[ Chuckles ]
347
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,479
She'll come around.
348
00:17:36,481 --> 00:17:38,582
You did, right?
349
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,152
Eh.
350
00:17:42,154 --> 00:17:45,989
So, fresh corpse,
jerk ex-husband,
351
00:17:45,991 --> 00:17:47,524
out-of-control teen.
352
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,492
Want to get blingo'd
on my minibar
353
00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:50,694
and watch pay-per-view?
354
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:53,063
[ Chuckles ] Thanks.
[ Laughs ]
355
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:54,531
I'm gonna crash.
356
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,466
It's been a long day.
357
00:17:56,468 --> 00:17:59,102
[ The band's "The Weight"
plays ]
358
00:18:01,073 --> 00:18:02,839
Don't I know it.
359
00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:07,177
♪ I pulled into Nazareth ♪
360
00:18:07,179 --> 00:18:10,480
♪ was feelin'
'bout half past dead ♪
361
00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:13,917
♪ I just need someplace ♪
362
00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:17,621
♪ where I can lay my head ♪
363
00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:20,423
♪ Hey, mister, can you tell me ♪
364
00:18:20,425 --> 00:18:23,426
♪ where a man
might find a bed? ♪
365
00:18:24,463 --> 00:18:27,430
♪ He just grinned
and shook my hand ♪
366
00:18:27,432 --> 00:18:29,366
♪ "no" was all he said ♪
367
00:18:29,368 --> 00:18:31,668
I said
I could handle it.
368
00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:33,303
Nice to see you, too.
369
00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:35,005
Hey.
Hi.
370
00:18:35,007 --> 00:18:37,040
Okay, I'm headed to the morgue.
You want in?
371
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,875
Uh, we just came from there.
And?
372
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,878
And flesh was eaten
off the second Vic, too.
373
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,613
Anything missing?
374
00:18:43,615 --> 00:18:45,715
His wallet. Why?
375
00:18:45,717 --> 00:18:48,284
Because I think a belt
was missing off the first kid.
376
00:18:48,286 --> 00:18:49,686
A belt? So...what?
377
00:18:49,688 --> 00:18:53,156
We have monsters
eating and then robbing people?
378
00:18:53,158 --> 00:18:55,458
Donna: Jodio,
you take sugar?
379
00:18:56,828 --> 00:18:58,561
No. No sugar.
380
00:18:58,563 --> 00:18:59,563
Okeydokes.
381
00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:01,097
"Jodio"?
382
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,365
It's --
383
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,633
Don't ask.
384
00:19:03,635 --> 00:19:04,868
Wait a second.
385
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:06,770
Isn't that,
uh, uh, Donna?
386
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,140
Fat-spa Donna.
Right.
387
00:19:10,142 --> 00:19:11,574
You guys
know my stalker?
388
00:19:11,576 --> 00:19:14,477
She nearly blew a case
for us last time.
389
00:19:14,479 --> 00:19:16,012
Yeah, I haven't been able
to shake
390
00:19:16,014 --> 00:19:17,714
that ray of sunshine
since I got here.
391
00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:19,916
She's actually been
pretty helpful,
392
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:21,251
but, you know,
it's just tough keeping her
393
00:19:21,253 --> 00:19:22,819
out of this nightmare stuff,
you know?
394
00:19:22,821 --> 00:19:25,655
Right. You mind distracting her
while we poke around?
395
00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:27,791
You show up,
and now I'm a babysitter?
396
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,293
Look, she hasn't gotten mixed up
with this crap yet.
397
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,128
Let's just try
to keep it that way.
398
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,863
[ Scoffs ] Fine.
399
00:19:33,865 --> 00:19:36,900
But if she tries to show me
her sticker collection, I'm out.
400
00:19:36,902 --> 00:19:39,469
Agent Frehley?
Agent Criss?
401
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,905
Hey. Sheriff Hanscum.
I thought that was you.
402
00:19:41,907 --> 00:19:44,107
Well, ain't this a kick in
the pants? What dragged you in?
403
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:47,277
Uh, well, uh...
We can't talk about it.
404
00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:48,945
Oh. Yeah. I hear ya.
405
00:19:48,947 --> 00:19:50,747
Anything I can help with?
406
00:19:50,749 --> 00:19:52,869
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh, nothing. [ Clears throat ]
407
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,919
Actually, Sheriff,
I was thinking
408
00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:58,254
you and I could go
check out the gear expo.
409
00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:00,824
What about the morgue?
410
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,325
Well, you know,
like you said,
411
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,127
animal control
will handle that.
412
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,336
Well, if it's cool with you,
it's cool with me.
413
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:10,901
Great.
414
00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:13,870
Did hear they're packing some
pretty serious heat in there.
415
00:20:20,412 --> 00:20:22,812
Dean: Hey, there.
Agents Criss and Frehley.
416
00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:24,380
Looking for the sheriff.
417
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,218
Of...Hibbing.
418
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,854
[ Chuckles ] That'd be me.
Ah.
419
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,555
Well, we're here
investigating the attacks
420
00:20:32,557 --> 00:20:33,990
over the last
couple nights.
421
00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:35,592
Just wondering
where you're at on that?
422
00:20:35,594 --> 00:20:37,927
On the, uh...
animal attacks?
423
00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:39,729
Yeah.
Graham: Wait, wait, wait.
424
00:20:39,731 --> 00:20:42,065
You telling me the FBI
has got nothing better to do?
425
00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:44,667
Well, we go
where the boss tells us to.
426
00:20:44,669 --> 00:20:48,304
To what --
arrest a bobcat from Hibbing?
427
00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:50,306
Is there a problem?
428
00:20:51,343 --> 00:20:53,343
No.
No, there's no problem.
429
00:20:53,345 --> 00:20:54,878
You ain't the first feds
430
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,946
to roll through here
and come up with nothing.
431
00:20:56,948 --> 00:20:58,848
Sure is cute
to watch you try, though.
432
00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:00,617
Oh, pal,
the FBI doesn't do cute.
433
00:21:00,619 --> 00:21:02,485
Uh, Sheriff Cuse,
we are just hoping
434
00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:04,888
there might be some surveillance
footage of the attacks.
435
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,090
Maybe a traffic camera
caught something.
436
00:21:07,092 --> 00:21:09,592
Right. No. Sorry,
I-I-I don't have a record of it.
437
00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:11,027
[ Clears throat ]
438
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,831
Speaking of, uh...
439
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,167
Can you keep an eye on the expo
for me, uh, deputy?
440
00:21:17,169 --> 00:21:19,836
I got to check in
with the guys at animal control.
441
00:21:19,838 --> 00:21:21,771
Agents,
good to meet you.
442
00:21:21,773 --> 00:21:24,908
Uh...help yourself
to a bear claw.
443
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,150
Well...
444
00:21:34,152 --> 00:21:35,852
Sheriff's lying?
445
00:21:35,854 --> 00:21:38,721
[ Scoffs ] Deputy douche
seems to think so.
446
00:21:38,723 --> 00:21:41,524
All right. I'll go try
and crack the police server.
447
00:21:41,526 --> 00:21:44,027
Maybe something showed up
on surveillance.
448
00:21:44,029 --> 00:21:45,495
Yeah, maybe I'll go
crack the deputy.
449
00:21:45,497 --> 00:21:47,030
Right, but this time,
try to be
450
00:21:47,032 --> 00:21:49,332
a little less defensive
of your "pretend job."
451
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:53,269
You know,
this badge means something.
452
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:54,737
I made it at Kinko's.
453
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,373
Yes, you did.
454
00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,075
Be proud of that.
455
00:22:01,813 --> 00:22:03,379
Son of a gun.
456
00:22:03,381 --> 00:22:06,382
Uh, officer ladies,
check this one out.
457
00:22:06,384 --> 00:22:09,085
You can take it to lunch,
to the gym,
458
00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:10,420
have your nails done.
459
00:22:10,422 --> 00:22:12,155
She's always
by your side.
460
00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:16,559
How about this puppy?
461
00:22:16,561 --> 00:22:19,128
Oh. Well, it depends.
462
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,898
Think you can handle
a big one?
463
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,633
[ Gun cocks ]
464
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,501
Sigma, right?
465
00:22:25,503 --> 00:22:27,937
10 pounds pull weight.
Cute.
466
00:22:27,939 --> 00:22:29,239
Call this a big one?
[ Gun uncocks ]
467
00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:31,908
Hope you drive
a Porsche.
468
00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:33,610
Doug: Chaz.
469
00:22:33,612 --> 00:22:35,678
If you're trying
to pull the wool over this one,
470
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,247
you got the wrong girl.
471
00:22:37,249 --> 00:22:39,983
Sheriff Hanscum here
is a wolf in sheepskin, right?
472
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,684
[ Laughs ]
Thank you.
473
00:22:41,686 --> 00:22:44,220
Wolves are
majestic creatures.
474
00:22:44,222 --> 00:22:47,490
But save your flattery
for other female people.
475
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,360
Oh. Oh, Sheriff Goodhill.
No. No.
476
00:22:50,362 --> 00:22:51,628
I mean, yeah.
477
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:53,162
But, you know, we just met.
478
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,231
Cufflinks -- you know how it is.
Cuff what?
479
00:22:55,233 --> 00:22:58,167
Cufflinks!
It's a dating site for cops.
480
00:22:58,169 --> 00:22:59,502
You on it, Donna?
481
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,004
Me? No.
482
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:03,139
Not quite there yet.
483
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:06,109
Oh, you still, uh,
getting in date shape, huh? Huh?
484
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:09,946
It's more like
485
00:23:09,948 --> 00:23:12,115
trying to get through the stuff
on my DVR first.
486
00:23:12,117 --> 00:23:14,250
[ Both laugh ]
Oh, for the love of god.
487
00:23:14,252 --> 00:23:15,752
What is wrong with you?!
488
00:23:15,754 --> 00:23:18,721
You get off
on fat-shaming chicks?
489
00:23:18,723 --> 00:23:20,857
You are so not fat,
by the way.
490
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:21,958
And you --
491
00:23:23,295 --> 00:23:25,628
you are just a douche.
492
00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:31,234
Uh, okay.
493
00:23:31,236 --> 00:23:33,970
I'll just, uh...
494
00:23:35,173 --> 00:23:36,572
Okay, then.
495
00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:40,843
What the h-e-
double hockey sticks, Jody?
496
00:23:40,845 --> 00:23:42,779
Calling my ex a douche
to his face?
497
00:23:42,781 --> 00:23:44,414
It didn't look like
you were gonna do it!
498
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:46,616
What would be the point?
We're divorced!
499
00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:48,851
You really think
I'm gonna change him now?
500
00:23:48,853 --> 00:23:51,354
So he gets to treat you like
a doormat forever? Is that it?
501
00:23:51,356 --> 00:23:52,722
How about this?
502
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,324
Till you've actually lost
a husband,
503
00:23:54,326 --> 00:23:56,192
you keep your mouth zipped
about mine.
504
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,501
[ Flesh tearing ]
505
00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:12,075
[ Growling softly ]
506
00:24:19,317 --> 00:24:23,386
Did something happen...
To your husband?
507
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:26,923
We all have our crosses
to bear, right?
508
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,691
Hey,
I'm sorry if I --
509
00:24:28,693 --> 00:24:29,892
No.
510
00:24:29,894 --> 00:24:32,495
That's fair.
I certainly went there.
511
00:24:32,497 --> 00:24:34,230
You want to talk about it
or --
512
00:24:34,232 --> 00:24:35,932
Not right now.
513
00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:40,870
All right, then.
514
00:24:40,872 --> 00:24:42,905
I'm gonna go
get some air.
515
00:24:54,853 --> 00:24:56,252
Graham: Agent.
516
00:24:56,254 --> 00:24:58,621
Are you looking
for some teeny-weeny handcuffs
517
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,923
to slap on some paws?
518
00:25:00,925 --> 00:25:02,191
[ Chuckles ]
519
00:25:02,193 --> 00:25:04,360
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
520
00:25:04,362 --> 00:25:06,029
Right.
521
00:25:06,031 --> 00:25:07,730
How's that, exactly?
522
00:25:07,732 --> 00:25:09,432
Well, this investigation
that my partner and I
523
00:25:09,434 --> 00:25:11,934
are here on,
it's -- it's big.
524
00:25:11,936 --> 00:25:14,871
And, uh, we're looking
for some local help --
525
00:25:14,873 --> 00:25:17,006
you know, someone
who's not -- not afraid
526
00:25:17,008 --> 00:25:19,275
to talk shop
with the big boys back in D.C.
527
00:25:19,277 --> 00:25:21,944
Think that might be something
you'd be interested in?
528
00:25:23,181 --> 00:25:25,314
Might be.
529
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,916
What can I do?
530
00:25:26,918 --> 00:25:28,684
Well, first of all,
I'm gonna need you
531
00:25:28,686 --> 00:25:30,686
to be totally straight
with me.
532
00:25:30,688 --> 00:25:34,257
Is there any footage
of the attack -- anything?
533
00:25:38,963 --> 00:25:40,596
[ Sighs ]
534
00:25:40,598 --> 00:25:43,366
Sheriff Cuse
changed the password
535
00:25:43,368 --> 00:25:44,934
on the server yesterday.
536
00:25:44,936 --> 00:25:46,335
It's got the live feed
537
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:48,137
from the traffic camera
across the street
538
00:25:48,139 --> 00:25:49,739
from where that first Vic
got attacked.
539
00:25:49,741 --> 00:25:52,842
When I went
to go check the footage,
540
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,011
sheriff said
he'd do it himself.
541
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,679
Did he say why?
542
00:25:58,149 --> 00:26:01,350
But, you know,
sheriff's a-a straight shooter.
543
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:03,086
I'm sure
he had his reasons.
544
00:26:03,088 --> 00:26:04,620
I'm sure he did.
545
00:26:05,757 --> 00:26:07,957
All right, well, I appreciate
the cooperation, Deputy,
546
00:26:07,959 --> 00:26:09,659
and, uh, when I need you,
I'll come find you, okay?
547
00:26:09,661 --> 00:26:11,994
All right.
All right.
548
00:26:17,268 --> 00:26:20,403
[ Sighs ]
549
00:26:36,988 --> 00:26:39,255
[ Rustling ]
550
00:27:02,347 --> 00:27:03,546
[ Twig snaps ]
551
00:27:09,787 --> 00:27:12,355
[ Breathing heavily ]
552
00:27:35,449 --> 00:27:37,449
Animal attack, my ass.
553
00:27:37,451 --> 00:27:39,518
You seen Sheriff Cuse
around?
554
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,686
Not since the expo.
555
00:27:40,688 --> 00:27:42,187
Yeah, me neither.
556
00:27:42,189 --> 00:27:44,957
How you doing, kiddo?
557
00:27:44,959 --> 00:27:46,659
Me?
558
00:27:46,661 --> 00:27:48,060
Fantastic. Why?
559
00:27:48,062 --> 00:27:49,528
Word 'round the campfire
560
00:27:49,530 --> 00:27:52,364
is you went off the res
a couple months back.
561
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:53,966
That right?
562
00:27:53,968 --> 00:27:56,201
You and Sam been
passing notes during class?
563
00:27:57,171 --> 00:27:59,238
It's nothing
I can't handle.
564
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,839
Just sayin'.
565
00:28:00,841 --> 00:28:03,008
I make a mean bowl of chowder
if you ever need to talk.
566
00:28:04,345 --> 00:28:06,045
I appreciate that.
567
00:28:06,047 --> 00:28:07,047
Hey.
568
00:28:07,048 --> 00:28:08,213
You got something?
569
00:28:08,215 --> 00:28:09,982
Uh, well,
there was something.
570
00:28:09,984 --> 00:28:11,650
I hacked
into the surveillance server,
571
00:28:11,652 --> 00:28:12,985
but the files
had been deleted.
572
00:28:12,987 --> 00:28:14,753
I thought you said
that sheriff Cuse
573
00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:16,722
was the only one
who had access to those files.
574
00:28:16,724 --> 00:28:17,823
Um, hi.
575
00:28:17,825 --> 00:28:19,358
[ Shakily ] Hi.
576
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,894
Jody,
can we talk a sec?
577
00:28:21,896 --> 00:28:24,029
Alone?
578
00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:28,133
Yeah, we'll go --
we'll go look around.
579
00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:33,105
Okay, first of all, back there,
I was wrong to butt in.
580
00:28:33,107 --> 00:28:35,541
I know it hurt you,
and I'm -- I'm sorry.
581
00:28:35,543 --> 00:28:36,842
What?
582
00:28:36,844 --> 00:28:38,777
Oh. Yeah.
"Quit being a doormat." Yeah.
583
00:28:38,779 --> 00:28:40,546
I hear ya, Jody.
It's okay. We're okay.
584
00:28:40,548 --> 00:28:42,881
Only...
There's something else
585
00:28:42,883 --> 00:28:45,551
I can't quite
wrap my head around.
586
00:28:47,788 --> 00:28:50,055
You ever think
there are things out there --
587
00:28:50,057 --> 00:28:52,691
things that...
588
00:28:52,693 --> 00:28:55,361
don't end up
on the police blotter?
589
00:28:56,864 --> 00:28:58,397
Can you give me
some specifics?
590
00:28:58,399 --> 00:28:59,765
Yeah. Okay.
591
00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:01,734
Uh, well, I was --
I was kinda far away,
592
00:29:01,736 --> 00:29:05,404
so maybe I didn't see it right,
but what I think I saw...
593
00:29:05,406 --> 00:29:07,473
were teeth.
594
00:29:10,878 --> 00:29:13,212
It was Sheriff Cuse.
595
00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:15,481
I saw him standing
over Sheriff Goodhill's body,
596
00:29:15,483 --> 00:29:17,850
and his mouth
was full of...
597
00:29:17,852 --> 00:29:19,718
Shark teeth,
like some kind of...
598
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,420
Monster?
599
00:29:22,757 --> 00:29:23,956
You think I'm crazy.
600
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:25,391
Not at all.
601
00:29:25,393 --> 00:29:26,859
Did he see you?
602
00:29:26,861 --> 00:29:28,026
No.
603
00:29:28,028 --> 00:29:30,396
I hid -- like a chump.
604
00:29:30,398 --> 00:29:32,464
You really believe me?
605
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:33,732
Yeah.
606
00:29:33,734 --> 00:29:36,435
So will those guys
from the FBI.
607
00:29:36,437 --> 00:29:38,103
If you say so.
608
00:29:38,105 --> 00:29:40,305
Hey.
609
00:29:40,307 --> 00:29:42,274
Yesterday,
I saw Cuse taking his stuff
610
00:29:42,276 --> 00:29:44,276
into a room
down the hall from mine.
611
00:29:44,278 --> 00:29:47,079
Must have been...304.
612
00:29:47,081 --> 00:29:48,280
[ Cellphone beeps ]
613
00:29:48,282 --> 00:29:49,848
[ Ringing ]
614
00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:51,917
Sam: This is Agent Frehley.
Leave me a message.
615
00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:52,951
[ Beep ]
616
00:29:52,953 --> 00:29:55,220
Sam, Cuse is our guy.
617
00:29:55,222 --> 00:29:57,923
Donna said
she saw him check in to 304.
618
00:29:57,925 --> 00:29:59,358
Hit me back.
619
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,226
[ Cellphone beeps ]
What now?
620
00:30:01,228 --> 00:30:02,761
Just let the locals
handle it?
621
00:30:02,763 --> 00:30:04,797
Oh, trust me --
622
00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:07,166
the locals
should not handle this.
623
00:30:10,871 --> 00:30:12,938
[ Lock clicking ]
624
00:30:35,896 --> 00:30:37,863
Look at
all this sunblock.
625
00:30:37,865 --> 00:30:40,365
You'd think he's
at the Copacabana or somethin'.
626
00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:43,001
I'll explain later.
627
00:31:03,123 --> 00:31:04,823
[ Doorknob rattling ]
628
00:31:05,860 --> 00:31:07,726
[ Gasps ]
629
00:31:07,728 --> 00:31:09,394
What the heck
is that for?!
630
00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:14,466
[ Sighs ]
Sam: Whoa. Whoa.
631
00:31:14,468 --> 00:31:16,702
Got your voicemail.
632
00:31:16,704 --> 00:31:18,971
Sheriff Cuse is a vampire.
She just pulled out a machete.
633
00:31:18,973 --> 00:31:20,339
Donna saw his teeth.
634
00:31:20,341 --> 00:31:22,474
What the cuss?!
A vampire?!
635
00:31:22,476 --> 00:31:24,309
[ Dean clears throat ]
636
00:31:24,311 --> 00:31:27,112
You want
to give her the talk?
637
00:31:31,018 --> 00:31:32,284
Donna: Heck.
638
00:31:32,286 --> 00:31:36,021
Just...Heck.
639
00:31:37,525 --> 00:31:38,991
We good?
640
00:31:38,993 --> 00:31:42,194
Wait. So, when we were
at the weight-loss spa --
641
00:31:42,196 --> 00:31:43,362
Monsters.
642
00:31:44,064 --> 00:31:45,531
Sucking on your fat.
643
00:31:46,967 --> 00:31:49,134
We took care of them.
644
00:31:49,136 --> 00:31:51,136
Aw, geez.
645
00:31:51,138 --> 00:31:53,939
I knew losing 10 pounds that
fast was too good to be true.
646
00:31:57,111 --> 00:31:58,544
Here.
647
00:31:58,546 --> 00:32:02,447
Maybe this is
where sheriff...vampire went.
648
00:32:06,053 --> 00:32:07,386
It could be anything.
649
00:32:14,895 --> 00:32:16,261
What do you got?
650
00:32:16,263 --> 00:32:18,263
Looks like it's an old farm
outside of town.
651
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,999
Could be something.
652
00:32:21,001 --> 00:32:22,601
And it's the only lead
we got.
653
00:32:22,603 --> 00:32:24,469
"We"?
654
00:32:24,471 --> 00:32:25,504
[ Chuckles ]
655
00:32:25,506 --> 00:32:27,072
All due respect, Sheriff,
656
00:32:27,074 --> 00:32:29,608
but vampires
are far more dangerous
657
00:32:29,610 --> 00:32:32,177
than the Johns
you throw in jail.
658
00:32:32,179 --> 00:32:33,779
You're gonna
sit this one out.
659
00:32:33,781 --> 00:32:34,846
Stuff you, Dean!
660
00:32:34,848 --> 00:32:37,616
Or whatever
your real name is.
661
00:32:37,618 --> 00:32:38,984
Hanscum's good.
662
00:32:39,753 --> 00:32:41,286
Jody --
663
00:32:41,288 --> 00:32:42,387
I said she's good.
664
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:47,659
Okay. All right.
665
00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:50,028
But you're staying back.
666
00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:51,797
We're taking the lead,
okay?
667
00:33:14,421 --> 00:33:16,655
[ Engine shuts off ]
668
00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:20,125
[ Car doors open, close ]
669
00:33:36,644 --> 00:33:38,243
[ Trunk door slams ]
670
00:33:40,114 --> 00:33:42,381
If you're gonna swing,
swing hard.
671
00:33:42,383 --> 00:33:44,349
With vamps,
head's gotta roll.
672
00:33:45,486 --> 00:33:47,285
Got it.
673
00:34:18,419 --> 00:34:19,419
Run!
674
00:34:25,292 --> 00:34:27,726
[ Groans ]
675
00:34:27,728 --> 00:34:29,695
[ Coughs ]
676
00:34:33,801 --> 00:34:35,901
[ Groans ]
677
00:34:37,004 --> 00:34:39,604
[ Hisses ]
678
00:34:39,606 --> 00:34:41,506
[ Hisses ]
679
00:34:47,381 --> 00:34:49,815
Well, hi, there, sunflower.
680
00:34:59,922 --> 00:35:01,956
[ Dean groaning ]
681
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:04,358
[ Gasps ]
682
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,994
It's all love,
pretty boy.
683
00:35:06,996 --> 00:35:11,232
All of you will
become all of us.
684
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,466
[ Clears throat ]
685
00:35:12,468 --> 00:35:14,201
We won't waste one bit.
686
00:35:14,203 --> 00:35:17,405
Okay, Mufasa, enough
with the "Circle of Life" crap.
687
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,473
You're a vampire.
Mm-hmm.
688
00:35:19,475 --> 00:35:21,308
You're scum.
End of story.
689
00:35:24,013 --> 00:35:25,346
[ Grunts ]
690
00:35:25,348 --> 00:35:26,914
Yeah,
I'm not in the mood.
691
00:35:33,456 --> 00:35:35,322
Wait -- it's not enough
that you kill people.
692
00:35:35,324 --> 00:35:37,024
You've got to rob them,
too?
693
00:35:37,026 --> 00:35:38,492
We scavenge.
694
00:35:38,494 --> 00:35:40,428
We don't sip and go.
695
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,396
We use
every part of the buffalo.
696
00:35:42,398 --> 00:35:44,799
And to think
I gave you lunch money.
697
00:35:44,801 --> 00:35:46,901
But you came
in time for dinner.
698
00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:49,036
Starr, please,
let them go.
699
00:35:49,038 --> 00:35:50,971
I helped you out.
700
00:35:50,973 --> 00:35:54,175
I-I ditched that video
o-of Catfish killing that man.
701
00:35:54,177 --> 00:35:56,477
We didn't want favors,
Len.
702
00:35:56,479 --> 00:35:58,145
We wanted you.
703
00:35:58,147 --> 00:36:00,881
What use am I now?
I don't even kill people.
704
00:36:00,883 --> 00:36:02,149
I-I'm on bagged blood.
705
00:36:02,151 --> 00:36:03,951
Donna:
Uh, I beg your pardon?
706
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,987
I saw you with your vampire face
standing over Sheriff Goodhill.
707
00:36:12,829 --> 00:36:15,362
No, no,
I-I-I found her. I --
708
00:36:25,675 --> 00:36:27,808
I s-smelled her blood.
709
00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:31,045
I-I couldn't help
my --
710
00:36:31,047 --> 00:36:33,514
my fangs.
711
00:36:36,452 --> 00:36:38,719
But I didn't bite.
Well, aren't you a hero.
712
00:36:38,721 --> 00:36:41,188
It's your nature
to eat people.
713
00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:45,392
A vampire who doesn't feed
is like a -- like a...
714
00:36:45,394 --> 00:36:47,194
Tiger eating salad.
715
00:36:49,031 --> 00:36:51,298
We're not gonna stop,
Len.
716
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:56,170
We'll take down every person
in your sweet, little Hibbing
717
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:58,305
till you come back
to the nest.
718
00:36:58,307 --> 00:37:00,307
So, what'd you do, Len?
719
00:37:00,309 --> 00:37:04,245
You, uh,
break up Burning Man?
720
00:37:04,247 --> 00:37:06,213
More like Woodstock.
721
00:37:06,215 --> 00:37:11,151
Len found me crying on the curb
after my daddy kicked me out.
722
00:37:11,153 --> 00:37:13,220
I got in Len's van,
723
00:37:13,222 --> 00:37:15,856
and the rest
is wavy gravy.
724
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,260
So, what -- Len's like
your Charlie Manson?
725
00:37:19,262 --> 00:37:20,628
Ohhh.
726
00:37:20,630 --> 00:37:23,230
Charlie couldn't hold a candle
to Len.
727
00:37:24,634 --> 00:37:27,001
He taught us everything.
728
00:37:27,003 --> 00:37:30,738
Yeah, I'm sure it was
all Kombucha and Kumbaya.
729
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:33,240
Liberating is what it was.
730
00:37:33,242 --> 00:37:36,610
And then, one day, poof!
Len's gone.
731
00:37:36,612 --> 00:37:39,179
Till he landed his photo
in the paper. Stupid.
732
00:37:39,181 --> 00:37:40,548
[ Laughs ]
733
00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,284
For running a police retreat,
of all things.
734
00:37:43,286 --> 00:37:45,586
You didn't
just go straight.
735
00:37:45,588 --> 00:37:47,555
You became a damn cop.
[ Laughs ]
736
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:50,591
Now, that is wild, man.
737
00:37:50,593 --> 00:37:51,759
[ Laughs ]
738
00:37:51,761 --> 00:37:54,695
Are you feeling dirty,
Len?
739
00:37:54,697 --> 00:37:57,965
'Cause we're about to
have ourselves a bloodbath.
740
00:38:00,670 --> 00:38:02,436
Don't you want to know
why I left?
741
00:38:02,438 --> 00:38:05,005
I already know why.
742
00:38:05,007 --> 00:38:08,008
You got boring.
743
00:38:08,010 --> 00:38:09,977
I got a conscience.
744
00:38:09,979 --> 00:38:12,346
Oh?
745
00:38:12,348 --> 00:38:14,748
Prey that begged
for their lives --
746
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:18,319
I-it was like
even if I used every part,
747
00:38:18,321 --> 00:38:21,789
like I taught you,
I mean, it's still wrong.
748
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,857
So you walked away.
749
00:38:23,859 --> 00:38:27,761
I tried
to protect people.
750
00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:31,432
After so many years
of...gutting them.
751
00:38:35,071 --> 00:38:37,338
That's why I'm here.
752
00:38:38,874 --> 00:38:42,509
I'll join
your bloody caravan...
753
00:38:42,511 --> 00:38:44,778
If it means
you won't kill these people.
754
00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:47,815
We aren't killing anyone.
755
00:38:49,485 --> 00:38:51,318
You are.
756
00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:54,021
[ Chuckles ]
757
00:38:56,926 --> 00:38:58,726
You don't
have to do this.
758
00:39:05,601 --> 00:39:06,900
[ Rope creaking ]
759
00:39:06,902 --> 00:39:08,669
Kiss my ass.
760
00:39:13,743 --> 00:39:15,576
Mm.
761
00:39:15,578 --> 00:39:17,444
We love you, brother.
762
00:39:19,215 --> 00:39:22,483
But we don't know
who you are anymore.
763
00:39:25,688 --> 00:39:27,388
[ Grunts ]
764
00:39:33,629 --> 00:39:35,763
Can't say we didn't try.
765
00:39:59,422 --> 00:40:00,587
Unh!
766
00:40:01,957 --> 00:40:03,924
[ Hisses ]
767
00:40:03,926 --> 00:40:05,726
[ Donna grunts ]
768
00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:09,596
Hakuna matata, lady.
769
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:12,599
[ Breathing heavily ]
770
00:40:12,601 --> 00:40:14,501
Now, that's what
I'm talking about.
771
00:40:23,985 --> 00:40:25,784
[ Sighs shakily ]
You okay?
772
00:40:25,786 --> 00:40:27,453
Yeah.
773
00:40:27,455 --> 00:40:31,190
Other than feeling
like I want to hurl, sure.
774
00:40:31,192 --> 00:40:33,025
Hey.
775
00:40:33,027 --> 00:40:37,263
I just...chopped off...
a vampire's head.
776
00:40:37,265 --> 00:40:38,931
You were great at that.
777
00:40:38,933 --> 00:40:40,065
Thanks. [ Chuckles ]
778
00:40:40,067 --> 00:40:40,966
You good?
779
00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:43,135
Yeah.
780
00:40:43,137 --> 00:40:45,938
Yeah, you know, for the first
time I've been back,
781
00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:49,208
I didn't feel like
the Mark was pushing me.
782
00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:51,110
First time?
783
00:40:51,112 --> 00:40:55,014
Knowing that these things
are out there
784
00:40:55,016 --> 00:40:58,406
makes the world seem --
I don't know --
785
00:40:58,407 --> 00:41:00,644
bigger...
786
00:41:00,646 --> 00:41:02,444
darker.
787
00:41:02,446 --> 00:41:06,483
All I know is, back there,
killing those vamps...
788
00:41:06,485 --> 00:41:08,187
I felt like me again.
789
00:41:08,189 --> 00:41:09,883
All right.
790
00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:13,689
So, that's...good,
right?
791
00:41:13,691 --> 00:41:15,521
Yeah.
792
00:41:16,659 --> 00:41:18,529
You know,
if you want any pointers
793
00:41:18,531 --> 00:41:21,129
on how to fight
this crazy crap,
794
00:41:21,131 --> 00:41:24,328
I'm willing to fill you in --
you know, what kills what.
795
00:41:25,730 --> 00:41:27,504
I'd like that.
796
00:41:27,506 --> 00:41:30,968
Sam: Okay.
797
00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:32,640
Well,
let's go with that.
798
00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:44,687
[ Car door closes ]
799
00:41:44,689 --> 00:41:46,055
[ Car door closes ]
800
00:41:51,025 --> 00:41:52,726
[ Engine turns over ]
801
00:41:57,770 --> 00:42:04,270
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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