00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,953 Evening, barkeep. 2 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,435 I would like to purchase some alcohol, please. 3 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,113 Uh-huh. What can I get you? 4 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:27,354 Well, I'm 26, as you can see from my license. 5 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,272 Congratulations. What can I get you? 6 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,958 A banana daiquiri, my good man. 7 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,559 I'm Crystal. 8 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,829 What's your name? 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,399 Hi, Crystal. I'm Gary. 10 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,113 Gary, I don't wanna embarrass you, but you are just-- 11 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,550 You are just a stunning-looking man. 12 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,472 Oh. I know, right? 13 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,190 Ooh. Thanks. 14 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,031 So, Gary, you having a good time tonight? 15 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,309 Mm. 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,836 Thank you for asking, Crystal. This is like the best night ever. 17 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,278 Do you think we could make it any better? 18 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,638 Probably, I don't know. 19 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,350 I mean, do you wanna get out of here? 20 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:22,037 Well, I kind of like this bar, and I just ordered this daiquiri. 21 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,955 I mean, do you wanna get out of here with me? 22 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,273 Are we talking about sex? 23 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,519 Well, l.... 24 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,991 Yeah. I suppose we are. 25 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,833 Crystal, I would love to have the sex with you. 26 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,434 Great. Then let's go. 27 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,113 -Love that jacket on you, by the way. -Thanks. 28 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,715 Actually, the whole outfit is new. 29 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,271 Dean and Sammy Winchester. 30 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,519 So how long has it been? 31 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,836 -Summer before sixth grade. -Mm. I remember. 32 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,554 You assigned yourself your own reading list. 33 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,520 That's right. I forgot about that. 34 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,394 Your mom happens to be the best babysitter we ever had. 35 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:45,079 Well, when I was a maid at the Mayflower, out on the interstate. 36 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,236 Long before you were even an idea. 37 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,313 Their daddy used to pass through town and leave the boys with me... 38 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,909 ...while he went off to work. 39 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,471 One time, he was gone for two weeks. 40 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,834 -Two weeks? -Mm-hm. 41 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,349 Oh, he always came limping back. 42 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,315 He loved you boys. 43 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,391 Do you know what he did all that time? 44 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,596 Little Sammy kept trying to tell me. 45 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,076 Of course I didn't believe him. Not at first, anyway. 46 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,833 Katie, our dad, uh, happened to be an expert at getting rid of ghosts... 47 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,235 ...and now so are we. 48 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,113 That's why I called them, sweetie. They can help us. 49 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,032 Sounds like you guys got a poltergeist. 50 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,390 Started a month or two after we moved in. 51 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,915 Yeah, at first it was, uh, just bumps... 52 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:36,511 ...and knocks and scratches on the walls and then it started breaking things. 53 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,190 And then it attacked Katie? 54 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,078 That was two nights ago. 55 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,797 Can you show them, honey? 56 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,230 "Murdered child." 57 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,633 Katie. 58 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,997 Everything's gonna be fine, I promise. 59 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,200 Why don't you guys take yourselves a vacation... 60 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,472 -...and, uh, we'll take care of it? -Ah. Thank you. 61 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,356 Bacon Burger Turbo, large chili-cheese fry... 62 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,273 ...uh, and a HealthQuake Salad Shake. 63 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,712 I know, I know. It's, uh-- Ahem. It's not mine. 64 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,953 Oh, you shake it up, baby. 65 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,790 You know, poltergeist aside, Donna looked pretty good. 66 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,118 Dude, don't tell me you still got the hots for our babysitter. 67 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,515 What? No. That's weird. 68 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,312 I'm just saying that she-- You know, she's-- She's doing good. 69 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,114 You know, with her husband and her kid... 70 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,510 ...this whole Amityville thing. They're hanging tough. 71 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,795 Yeah. 72 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,993 You ever think that you'd want something like that? 73 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,595 Wife, rug rats, the whole nine? 74 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,310 No. Not really my thing anymore. 75 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,473 Yeah. 76 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,518 What have you got? 77 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,317 Uh, well, that house of theirs. 78 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,439 It's old, really old, um, hundreds of years, and I found a legend. 79 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,870 -It's unconfirmed, but still-- -Saying? 80 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,678 Supposedly, in the 1720s... 81 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:40,274 ...house was owned by a guy named Isaiah Pickett. 82 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:44,632 Legend has it, he hung a woman in his backyard for witchcraft. 83 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,273 Woman named Maggie Briggs. 84 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,679 -Okay, so an angry ghost witch? -lf it's true. 85 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,474 -Still doesn't explain "murdered child."' -No. 86 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,471 Or where the bitch is buried. 87 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,074 You know, I mean, it's a long way back... 88 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,232 ...but I can see if I can find something in the town records. 89 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,550 That's worth a shot. 90 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,313 Gary. The curly fries are up. 91 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,957 -So any luck? -Bupkis. 92 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,759 Can't even find proof a woman named Maggie Briggs existed... 93 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,956 ...much less where she was planted. 94 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,314 All right. 95 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,956 Well, we got a minute to breathe here, so, uh, let's pick it up first thing. 96 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,350 All right, you bet. See you in a few. 97 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,639 What? 98 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,594 No. 99 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,437 Yeah, this is Collins out on Route 30. I think we got him. 100 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,958 -Mr. Frankel? Mr. Gary Frankel? -Who? 101 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,755 -Your family's worried sick about you. -My-- My family? 102 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,077 My brother called you? 103 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,874 Come on, get in before you freeze solid. 104 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,519 Thanks. Uh.... 105 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,440 -But, uh, where are we? -You're home, son. 106 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,919 -No, no, officer. I'm not staying here. -Gary. 107 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,835 Oh, my God. Gary. 108 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,234 -Oh, God. Gary. -Oh, hey, hey. 109 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,352 -Are you all right? -Hey, okay, okay, okay. 110 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,556 -Oh, my baby. -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 111 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,711 -What's going on here? -What do you mean? 112 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,115 -Lady, who are you? -Young man, are you drunk? 113 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,310 -And who are you? -Gary? 114 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,714 Are you drunk? 115 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,154 Answer your father. 116 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,115 My father? 117 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,713 Look, l-- 118 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,599 Who is that? Who the hell is that? 119 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,153 He's out of his gourd. 120 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,715 Young man, I'm very surprised at you. 121 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,588 Yeah. 122 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,193 Tell me about it. 123 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,791 Oh, yeah. 124 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,032 Bring it. 125 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,911 Holy crap. 126 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,792 Sam. 127 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,633 Where have you been? I've been trying to call you for hours. 128 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:36,909 I picked up some food. 129 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,995 Bacon Burger Turbo, large chili-cheese fry, right? 130 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,670 I'm sorry, man. Really, I just-- 131 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,150 I lost track of time. I didn't mean to freak you out. 132 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:54,994 Thanks. 133 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,556 Don't know why it took you two hours, but thanks. 134 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,509 Oh, you're gonna wanna eat that on the road. 135 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,829 Why? 136 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,472 The maid came in, saw that, and now they're all kind of freaking out. 137 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,874 -Why did you let the maid in? -lt just happened. 138 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,679 Whatever. I gotta hit the head, and then we'll take off. 139 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,473 All right. I'll be outside. 140 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:48,875 Hey. You ready? 141 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,391 Absolutely. 142 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,875 Hey. Can I drive? 143 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,239 Oh. This is so sweet. 144 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,639 You wanna get the lead out, Andretti? Come on. 145 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,996 Reverse, reverse. You-- 146 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,912 It's in reverse. 147 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:33,272 I am really, really sorry. 148 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,516 Shut up. 149 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,955 This is Dean's other other cell... 150 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,917 ...so you must know what to do. 151 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,913 Dean, I've called every phone we got. 152 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,836 Where are you, man? 153 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:03,112 So this is gonna sound crazy, really crazy... 154 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:07,313 ...but, um, I think I'm in the wrong body. Ha, ha. 155 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,833 Could use a little help here. 156 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,192 I think I got asthma. 157 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,472 Call me back. 158 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,272 Lucky Star Motel. 159 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,432 Hello? Uh, could you please connect me to Room 102? 160 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:32,914 102? 161 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,674 Ah, no, those guys checked out. Middle of the night. 162 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,274 Wait. Guys, plural? 163 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,876 Yeah. Uh, one leather jacket, one sasquatch. 164 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,071 They left. 165 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,350 Who are you? 166 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,149 Smart kid. 167 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,593 Virgin. 168 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,071 Frustrated virgin. 169 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,359 Witchcraft, huh, Gary? 170 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,398 You little satanic bastard. 171 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,434 Gary. Breakfast. 172 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,715 Leave me alone. 173 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,431 Gary! 174 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,435 All right, I'm coming! 175 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,832 So, Gary, I'd like to know what happened last night. 176 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,190 Heh. So would I, believe me. 177 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,436 I mean, what happened with the plan, buddy? 178 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,476 -The plan? -SAT's, MIT, the plan. 179 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,950 You wanna be an engineer, you need a full ride. 180 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,112 So tell me, how does getting drunk fit with the plan? 181 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,396 Right, yeah, uh, listen, buddy. 182 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,993 No offense, but at the moment, I could give a rat's ass about your plan. 183 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,717 Excuse me? 184 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,272 Uh.... Huh. 185 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:54,113 Listen, have I seemed, uh, moody lately? Withdrawn? 186 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,555 Wow. 187 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,790 -Any occult fixations? -What? 188 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,789 Let me guess. I'm amazing at Latin. 189 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,156 -You have an ear for languages. -Mm. 190 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,153 Uh, any of the neighborhood pets go missing recently? 191 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,518 -Are you smoking drugs? -Leonard, he is not smoking drugs. 192 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,671 Have any of you seen me with a book? 193 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,833 It'd be big and old, leather-bound. Maybe some strange writing on it. 194 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,560 Or frankly, I'm probably hiding it. 195 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,156 Gary, no. 196 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,356 -What? -You're allergic to wheat gluten. 197 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,033 Gluten. 198 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,350 -You've seriously sprung a leak. -What? 199 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,670 If Mom and Dad found that creepy old book of yours... 200 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,350 ...you'd be grounded for a decade, and you're bringing it up at breakfast? 201 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,274 So there is a book. Sydney, where do I keep it? 202 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,510 So, uh, where we going anyway? 203 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,240 To work. The case? 204 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,555 Oh, right. Yeah. 205 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,392 The case. Of course. 206 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,710 Where, uh, do you wanna start? 207 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,348 Well, since you couldn't find where Maggie Briggs was buried... 208 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,557 ...now we have to do a tombstone roll, see if we can dig her up. 209 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,358 Wait. Maggie Briggs. 210 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,556 You mean, like the witch, Maggie Briggs? 211 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,359 -Yeah, Sherlock. -Yeah, she's in the basement. 212 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,118 Come again? What--? 213 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,197 -What basement? -lsaiah Pickett's house. 214 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,591 Okay, there's this legend that he hung her, but he didn't. 215 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,190 The real truth is, is that she was carrying his illegitimate child... 216 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,397 ...and he killed her, and then buried her in the basement. 217 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,749 The murdered child. 218 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,911 That explains the scratches. How do you know this? 219 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,116 Oh, I've done all kinds of research on it. 220 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,956 I mean, you know, last night. 221 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,438 Yeah. 222 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,073 Nice work, I guess. 223 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,873 Oh, man, turn it up. 224 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,954 -Seriously? -Hell, yeah. 225 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,070 You can come back, baby Rock 'n' roll never forgets 226 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,510 Dean. Someone has stolen my body. 227 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,671 The guy right next to you is not me. 228 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,471 Check your frigging voicemail. Damn it. 229 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,949 -Gary? -Are you okay? 230 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,634 Yeah, I'm Gary. Uh.... 231 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,279 Gary is okay. 232 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,197 So we're referring to ourselves in the third person now? 233 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,516 We heard about last night. What happened? 234 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,478 Got drunk. No big thing. 235 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,517 -Look, uh, what's my locker number? -Heh. 236 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,159 What--? Are you still drunk? 237 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,630 Yeah, yeah. I see, like, three of you right now. 238 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,479 Um, so, what's my locker number? 239 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,319 Oh, no, Gary. 240 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,712 This is a very, very bad book. 241 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,551 Boo-yah. Master Chief is in the house, biz-atches. 242 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,074 -Are you all right? -Yeah, fine. 243 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,275 Well, I'll be damned. 244 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,759 Willow moss. 245 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,989 Yeah. Right. 246 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,510 It's, uh, supposed to grow over witches' graves, right? 247 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,079 Yeah. 248 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,958 -Hey, man, I'm really sorry about this. -Sorry about what? 249 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,473 Sam! 250 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,511 -Are you okay? -Let's get the hell out of here. 251 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,434 Whoa. We still gotta burn the body, you idiot. Come on. 252 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,835 Dude, that was sweet. 253 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,235 -Hey, Gary, wait up. -Where are you going? 254 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,515 I got something to do. 255 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,551 You're skipping class. You? 256 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,196 I'm just not feeling like myself, okay? 257 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,510 Well, whatever it is, we can talk it out, bro. 258 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,712 -Come with us. -I don't have time. I gotta go, I'm sorry. 259 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,839 Hey. 260 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,033 Trevor. 261 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,760 -What else was I supposed to do? -Unh. 262 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,036 -Here you go, guys. -You know, do me a favor, sweetheart. 263 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,232 Would you bring me a cheeseburger with extra bacon? 264 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,950 -Fry an egg on top, would you? -Absolutely. 265 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,270 Well, that sounds good. Ditto. 266 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,558 Be right back with your order. 267 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,238 Okay, who are you and what have you done with Sam? 268 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,391 What do you mean? 269 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,753 Bacon cheeseburgers now? 270 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,231 I don't know. I eat them, don't I? 271 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,271 Anyways, we are celebrating. 272 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,596 Yeah, I guess. 273 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,714 Another one bites the dust. Nice work today. 274 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,915 You too. 275 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,277 Had a really awesome day, man. Seriously. 276 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,992 Ooh. 277 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,633 Sweet. 278 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,796 -A really awesome day? -Yeah, why not? 279 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,952 It was a random D-list ghost hunt. 280 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,951 That's--? That's awesome to you? 281 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,394 I can't be in a good mood? 282 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,075 Yeah, I guess, just.... 283 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,437 No, actually. It's not really your style, Sam. 284 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,832 Well, then it's a new me. 285 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,151 I mean, come on, why shouldn't I be happy? 286 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:13,277 I've got a gun, I'm getting drunk, and I look like this. 287 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,958 Ah, I don't know. 288 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,789 You ever feel like your whole future is being decided for you? 289 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,268 Uh, yeah, Sam, I feel like that a lot. 290 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,830 No matter how much you fight it, you can't stop the plan. 291 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,992 Stupid, stupid plan. 292 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,354 So I don't know. 293 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,312 I guess it's, uh, just nice to do... 294 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,313 ...a little ass kicking for a change, that's all. 295 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:43,477 Uh, you know what? I-- I'm drunk. 296 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,359 Ha, ha. Sorry, just forget it. 297 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,318 No, no, it's all right, it's, uh.... 298 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,189 I'll drink to that. 299 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,156 Wow, you know, is it just me, or are we actually drinking together? 300 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,158 We don't do it that often, huh? 301 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,237 Yeah, you could say that. 302 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,398 Well, we should. 303 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,148 You're a good guy, Dean. 304 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,636 Oh, you are drunk. 305 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,871 -Here you go. -Mm. 306 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,155 -Thank you. -Enjoy. 307 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,311 No, but I mean it. 308 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,676 You really are a good guy. 309 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,349 Mm! 310 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,480 The bread alone.... 311 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,198 Mm! 312 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,712 -Love that jacket on you, by the way. -Thanks. 313 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,753 Actually, the whole outfit is new. 314 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,875 We're gonna do it. 315 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,118 Hey. 316 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,077 What the hell is going on? 317 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,559 You can scream all you want. 318 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,389 No one can hear you. My parents are out of town. 319 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,077 -Gary. -T, what up? 320 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,753 Where are you? 321 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,475 Uh, I can't really tell you right now. But, man, you wouldn't believe it. 322 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,154 Well, now, where's Dean? 323 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,232 Uh, the Cloverleaf on Route 6. Why? 324 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,119 -You mean, you haven't killed him yet? -What? 325 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,278 Wait, wait, wait. Uh, what do you mean, kill Dean? 326 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,115 -Building up to it. -Look, Gary, we got problems here. 327 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:06,316 For one, I'm looking at your body right now with this other dude in it. 328 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,157 -What? -Yeah, he's been in your house. 329 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,312 -He's hanging out with your parents. -Okay, just calm down. 330 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,474 Whatever he says, no one is gonna believe him, right? 331 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,834 I mean, we're still good. 332 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,309 Will you hurry up and kill the son of a bitch? 333 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,313 -Don't rush me, I'll do it. -Yeah, you better. 334 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,154 Uh, gotta go. 335 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,673 Oh, man, I am in way over my head. 336 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,119 I don't think he's gonna do it. 337 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,470 Just relax. This is Gary we're talking about. 338 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,154 What the hell is going on here? How do you know who Dean is? 339 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,237 Everybody knows Dean. 340 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,879 He's hell's most wanted. 341 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,191 Oh, no, no. 342 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,874 Have you idiots been talking to demons? 343 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,109 Oh, right, we're the idiots. 344 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,995 You're just kids. 345 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,310 You have no idea what you're messing with. 346 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,869 Well, we know that there's a price on Dean's head. 347 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,474 And we're the ones that are gonna collect. 348 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,716 What's that supposed to mean? 349 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,551 About a month ago, we were down here-- 350 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,039 -Nora. -What? 351 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,430 We're not allowed to talk about him? 352 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,351 We were down here goofing around with that book. 353 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,832 Um, yeah, I wouldn't exactly call praying to our dark overlord goofing around. 354 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,395 -Don't be a loser, Trev. -Yeah, Trev. 355 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,994 Anyway, all of a sudden, the lights flickered... 356 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,670 ...and Gary went into this weird trance. 357 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,953 He closed his eyes, picked up a pencil and drew this. 358 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,078 And you know what's really weird? 359 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,516 Gary can't draw. 360 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,750 He said he heard a voice in his head. 361 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,229 The demons were putting out a bounty on this guy. 362 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,913 -A bounty? -Yeah. 363 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,550 To, like, every witch or Satanist across the whole country. 364 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,278 But Gary.... 365 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,596 Gary's the one who spotted you. 366 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,751 And the Freaky Friday crap? 367 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,951 Another spell from the book. Gary's idea. 368 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,589 Go in, Trojan-horse style. 369 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,634 He's really smart. 370 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,956 That is, if he has the beanbags to go through with it. 371 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,116 Listen to me. 372 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,272 You are making a terrible mistake. 373 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:13,149 We're talking about a demon deal, killing somebody. 374 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,709 This isn't a game. 375 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:21,153 You're crossing a line you won't come back from, believe me. 376 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,638 -What? -Nothing, l.... 377 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,433 Nora, don't tell me you're actually listening to this jerk? 378 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,272 I don't know. 379 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,994 -Maybe. What if he has a point? -I don't believe this. 380 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,957 First, Gary. Now you? 381 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,917 I can't.... 382 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,955 You know what? Fine. 383 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,272 You want something done right? 384 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,273 What, you're gonna go kill Dean yourself, tough guy? 385 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,990 Don't have to. I can do this. 386 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,832 No, no, no, you can't be serious. 387 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,951 I'm calling up one of these bad boys... 388 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,270 ...turning these punks over and getting paid. 389 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,793 Dollar, dollar bills, y'all. 390 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,155 I really don't think that that's a good idea. 391 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,117 It's not. It's a very, very bad idea. 392 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,117 No one asked you. 393 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,230 You're not Sam. 394 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,555 Who the hell are you? 395 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,839 Ow. 396 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,517 Don't do this. I'm begging you. 397 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,272 Trevor, I think he's right. 398 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,516 Hey, you wanna get into Vassar, don't you? 399 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,829 Please. 400 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,548 Stop. You're gonna get us all killed. 401 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,799 Maybe I said it wrong. 402 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,270 -Nora? -No, no, no, don't touch her. 403 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,232 Nora, you okay? 404 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,918 Oh, yeah. 405 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,431 I'm peachy. 406 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,995 So, what did you call me here for, skippy? 407 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,553 Unless.... 408 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,592 It's dinner time? 409 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,829 What? Uh.... 410 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,600 No. 411 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,273 We have Dean Winchester. 412 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,478 You do? 413 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,868 Where? 414 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,429 Trevor, keep your mouth shut. 415 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,033 The Cloverleaf Motel over on Route 6. 416 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,271 Sam? 417 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,959 Is that you in there? 418 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,919 Well, aren't you just 98 pounds of nothing. 419 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,999 The kid is a moron. 420 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,076 He doesn't have any idea where Dean is. 421 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:43,992 So if Sam's in this body, who's in Sam's? 422 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,155 A dangerous warlock... 423 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,072 ...named Gary. 424 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,149 You mean to tell me... 425 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,598 ...you've got Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester's meat suit? 426 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,877 An empty vessel just waiting to be filled. 427 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,600 And you're handing them both over to me? 428 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,990 Uh, yeah, I guess. 429 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:15,359 Ha, ha. Well, I gotta hand it to you. 430 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,509 I'm impressed. 431 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,150 Thanks. Um... 432 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,517 ...so if you don't mind my asking... 433 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,875 ...there's a reward? 434 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,439 Sure. 435 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,388 My undying gratitude. 436 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,874 -What, are you serious? -Be quiet, you idiot. 437 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,712 Consider yourself lucky, kid. 438 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,598 Uh, wait a minute. 439 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:55,790 We worked our asses off here, and, uh, I want my reward. 440 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,395 PIease. Heh. 441 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,315 Okay. 442 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,517 I'm sorry, you're right. 443 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,512 What can I get you? 444 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,078 Well, how about a million bucks? 445 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,754 Oh, for God's sake, Trevor, just shut up and run. 446 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,911 A million doesn't buy you much these days. 447 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,752 -Why not make it 10? -Okay, 10 mil. 448 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,556 And I want.... 449 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,319 I want Mindy Schwartz to fall in love with me. 450 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,635 Love, money. 451 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,353 Sticking to the basics. 452 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,113 I can respect that. 453 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,352 But here's my counter. 454 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,434 Yum. 455 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,359 Tastes Iike moron. 456 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,150 You have 38 messages. 457 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,113 This is gonna sound crazy, really crazy... 458 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,959 ...but I think, uh, I'm in the wrong body. Ha, ha. 459 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,799 Dean, the guy right next to you is not me. 460 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,469 Dean, check your frigging voicemail. Damn it. 461 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,831 Start talking or I start waterboarding. 462 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,831 Oh, my God. Please don't hurt me, please. 463 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,672 I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 464 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,751 Okay. Hey, pull it together, champ. 465 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,156 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 466 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,875 Where's Sam? 467 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,396 In my friend's basement. His parents are out of town. 468 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,149 Parents? 469 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,679 How old are you? 470 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,035 -I'm 17. -Seventeen? 471 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,349 Huh. 472 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,438 Nora? 473 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,431 Not at the moment. 474 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,551 Phew! 475 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,431 Damn it. 476 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,035 Boy, you earned your dessert tonight, kiddo. 477 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:47,235 Tell me, what is it you want? 478 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,994 -Anything. -Anything? 479 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,398 Lay it on me. 480 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:56,675 I wanna be a witch. 481 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,789 For real and really powerful. 482 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,757 Hmm. Good choice. 483 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,237 I get it. 484 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:10,510 No daddy, no MIT, no plan. 485 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,234 You get to be big and strong... 486 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,635 ...and no one can tell you what to do anymore. 487 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,469 There's just one small formality first. 488 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,433 You gotta meet the boss. 489 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,635 The boss? 490 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,916 You know, your satanic majesty... 491 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,475 ...or whatever the kids are calling it these days. 492 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,158 -The devil? -Mm. 493 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,909 Uh.... 494 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,594 No, okay. Um.... 495 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,835 It's okay. I don't really wanna bother him. 496 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,275 Oh, but he's gonna wanna meet you. 497 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,198 Relax, it'll be easy. 498 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,954 He's just gonna ask you one little question... 499 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,475 ...and all you gotta do is say yes. 500 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:03,316 And then you get your reward. 501 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,997 -What was that? -Uh, nothing. 502 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,870 Were you trying to exorcise me, you little piece of crap? 503 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,195 Adios, bitch. 504 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,671 Uh, it's audi nos. 505 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,150 -So we good? -Yeah, we're good. 506 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,958 Oh, man, it's nice to be back. 507 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,238 Yeah, awesome. 508 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,675 -So, ahem, Gary-- -Yeah, I know. 509 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,873 My bad. 510 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,479 My bad? 511 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,715 Kid, "my bad" ain't gonna cut it. 512 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,917 See, if you were of voting age... 513 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,918 ...you'd be dead, because we would kill you. 514 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,997 So either you straighten up and fly right, or we will kill you. 515 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,597 Are we clear? 516 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,349 -Crystal. -Good. 517 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,675 Crap. 518 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,630 Gary, take it from someone who knows. 519 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,394 Chin up, man. 520 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,868 Your life ain't that bad. 521 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,758 Uh, you met my parents. 522 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,672 Yeah, so what? It's your life. 523 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,150 You don't like their plan for you, tell them to cram it. 524 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,355 Rebel a little bit. 525 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:07,150 In a healthy non-satanic way, of course. 526 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,194 By the way, you know why Nora's into witchcraft? 527 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,954 -What do you mean? -She doesn't like Satan, you moron. 528 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,071 She likes you. 529 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,959 Really? You think? 530 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,991 Yeah, I know. 531 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,799 I'm telling you, kid, I wish I had your life. 532 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,872 You do? 533 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,958 Thanks. 534 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,198 Get on out of here. 535 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,195 That was a nice thing to say. 536 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,156 Totally lied. 537 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,072 Kid's life sucked ass. 538 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,075 All that apple pie, family crap? It's stressful. 539 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,708 Trust me, we didn't miss a damn thing. 540 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,475 Or we don't know what we're missing. 541 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,638 Oh, come on, man. Turn it down. 542 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,558 Welcome back, Kotter. 543 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:30,554 Come back, baby Rock 'n' roll never forgets