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Sam: Ed and Harry --
the Ghostfacers.
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[ Both grunting ]
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[ Both sigh ]
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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[ Chuckles ] Uh,
we belong here.
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We're professionals.
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Professional what?
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Paranormal investigators.
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This stuff right here -- this
is our ticket to the big time --
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Fame, money, sex...
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with girls.
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We are family.
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Everything that has ever
gone wrong between us
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has been
because we're family.
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So, what?
We're not family now?
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I'm saying you want to work,
let's work.
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You said that you wanted to
keep things strictly business.
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I wanted to keep things
strictly business between us.
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About what you said
the other day...
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I thought
it didn't bother you.
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I may not think things
all the way through,
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but what I do, I do
because it's the right thing.
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You didn't save me
for me.
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You did it for you.
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♪ House is a hotel
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♪ I won't stay long
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[ camera shutter clicking ]
♪ I'd rather be at church
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♪ unless the holy water works
[ Door closes ]
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♪ I won't come around anymore
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[ volume decreases ]
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Mom?
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Mom, are you home?
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♪ Set fire to your worries
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♪ let fear burn to the ground
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[ lock clicks ]
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♪ When the storms
are rolling in ♪
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♪ and you're filled up
to the brim ♪
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♪ they won't
come around anymore ♪
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Dialing, ringing ]
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Operator: 911.
What is your emergency?
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There's someone
in my room.
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What is your location?
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Can you give us
a location, ma'am?
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Are you still there?
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Ma'am, please do not
hang up.
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I've begun tracing your call,
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but I need you to stay
on the line for me.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Knife slashes ]
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Stay on the line.
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We'll send out an officer...
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♪ Supernatural 9x15 ♪
Thinman
Original Air Date on March 4, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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[ sighs ]
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All right.
I'll be back.
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Wait.
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Where you headed?
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Washington.
I caught a case.
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You want me to come with?
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Do you want to come?
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On a hunt?
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Why wouldn't I?
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I don't know, man.
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'Cause lately with you,
up is down
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and down is sideways,
you know?
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I-I -- I don't know
what you want.
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay. You want in?
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Fine.
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Sure thing.
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Photo leaked
from the crime scene.
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Girl was murdered
in her room,
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doors were locked,
the windows were locked.
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Who's the wallflower?
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Exactly.
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Best guest --
ghost caught on film.
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[ Sighs ]
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So, you're coming.
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Does it look
like I'm staying?
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Betty:
I scrubbed for hours.
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I'll have to rip up
the carpet.
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My daughter, Casey...
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She picked out
the color herself.
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We're...very sorry
for your loss, Mrs. Miles.
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You mentioned Casey
had no known enemies.
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What about at home?
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Anything unusual
you may have noticed?
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Uh...Electricity acting up
or lights...flickering,
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TV on the Fritz?
[ Warbling ]
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No, no fritzing.
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No cold spots, either.
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Sorry.
Out of curiosity, uh...
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Why do you mention
cold spots?
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I'm sorry.
That must sound strange, but...
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...it's been three days since...
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And the police
have found nothing.
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I'd h--
I'd have to sell my house
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to afford a private
investigator,
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so when
the Supernaturalists called --
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Dean:
Whoa, uh, sorry, the...
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Um...
Supernaturalists?
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I know to the FBI
it's not exactly orthodox.
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But these men had answers
that no one else had, and I --
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I owe it to Casey...
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to listen.
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Now, they -- they brought up
cold spots in relation to...?
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Signs of the paranormal,
I suppose.
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They're coming by today
to take a look.
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And did these Supernaturalists
give you a name?
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♪ Ghostfacers ♪
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Son of a bitch.
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Oh, wow, look.
We got two more followers.
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Mm.
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Yeah. Harry,
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I think it's from
that library interview we did.
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Nice.
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Hey, pal.
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Hmm?
[ Whistles ]
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What did Dana post?
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No, it's just --
she changed her profile pic,
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and it's cropped,
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but you can clearly see
a guy's arm around her.
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And she's smiling
like the dickens.
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Yeah.
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Uh, it --
it could a platonic...
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arm that's touching her.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Ah, the Winchesters.
Yay.
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Says nobody.
Ever.
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All right, shut up and listen.
This is how it's gonna go.
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You two clowns
are gonna get into
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that mystery machine outside,
and you're gonna leave town
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or I'm gonna put holes
in your knees.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Waiter: Can I get you guys
anything? Something, uh...
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Uh, we're ready
for the bill.
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Trey: Hey.
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There's still crud
on this plate.
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Now, hit the sinks
and do it right.
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Sorry, Trey.
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[ Slurps ]
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Ahh, first of all,
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you guys
don't scare us.
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Not at all.
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Say, "hola"
to my little pistola.
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Am I supposed to be impressed
with that treasure trail
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or the lady gun you got hiding
in your, uh, pants there?
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Uh...Both?
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Look, whether you like it
or not,
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we are handling
this situation.
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Yup.
Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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'Cause I see
a couple of fame whores
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who are pointing their camera
at a mom who just lost her kid.
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Ed: Guys,
we are investigators,
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and we have
every right --
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No. No, you don't.
You know why?
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'Cause you're just gonna get
in our way.
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Or you're gonna get
somebody else killed.
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That's right. So, you can
either walk out of here...
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...or crawl.
Up to you.
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[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God, Menudo.
Will you guys relax?
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We know what we're going.
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Yup.
Really?
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And what about the rest
of the Bad News Bears, huh?
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Where's the --
where's the fat one?
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And -- and the girl?
There was a girl, right?
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They -- we dropped them. They were --
they were dead weight.
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Well, t-they're still alive.
They're -- no, they're totally alive.
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I see. So, it's just the,
uh, the dumpy duo, then.
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Well, that's great.
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So, here's the deal.
A ghost...
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Will land you two dead
in five seconds flat.
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A ghost?
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Oh. [ Chuckles ]
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They think it's a ghost.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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It's so not a ghost.
No.
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Okay. We'll bite.
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What do you think it is?
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Can I --
can I do it this time?
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You got it.
Okay.
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I've waited all my life for this.
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Amazon me, bitches.
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I will shoot you...
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Bitches.
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Like we were saying, you were
just going, right? Great.
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[ Grunts ]
Good talk.
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50 shades
of way too much protein.
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Uh...Dean?
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Yeah?
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Ed and Harry wrote a book.
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What?
Yeah.
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Uh,
"The Skinny on Thinman",
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by America's foremost
Supernaturalists.
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What the hell's a Thinman?
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I don't know. Um...
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Whoa.
Check that out, though.
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That does
kind of look like
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whatever was behind
Casey Miles, right?
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Or Garth if somebody
shaved his face off.
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Big whoop.
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Here we go.
Uh, "Thinman --
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"an urban legend started
on the world wide web --
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"lurks in the background
of his victims' lives
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until he's ready
to kill them."
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Yeah, because everything started
on the Internet is true.
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Like, uh, oh, the shark
attacking a helicopter --
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they write the book
on that one, too?
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Dude, real or not,
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thousands of people
have posted to the site.
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It's like Thinman is
the new Bigfoot or something.
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Or Thinman is just a ghost
with a brand name.
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You saying that
'cause you really think
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it's a ghost or because
you don't like the Ghostfacers?
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Hey, don't forget --
we hit EMF in Casey's room.
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Right, but the house was
next door to power lines,
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which can affect the read.
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A girl died
in a locked room, Sam --
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spells "ghost"
right there.
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Maybe it got in there
before it was locked up.
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Who knows, Dean?
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But how can people all over
the world see the same ghost?
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Spirits don't exactly
hop around.
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I know that.
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But right now, the veil is
all kinds of screwed, okay?
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Ghosts could be
popping up anywhere.
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Yeah, but, Dean,
Thinman sightings
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date back a couple years.
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The veil's only been a problem
for, what, the last six months?
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Well, you know, people still see
Elvis all over the damn place.
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Look, all I'm saying
is those douchewheels
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ain't experts on crap.
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What are you doing?
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I'm checking the local deaths
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to see if there's any candidates
for ghosts.
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[ Sighs ]
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The closet -- the setting
of the sunset of Casey's life.
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Harry.
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Yeah.
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Come on, man,
would you please stop
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Facebook stalking
your ex-girlfriend?
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I was right.
Hmm.
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She changed her relationship
status to "it's complicated."
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What does that
even mean?
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Who cares?
You broke up with her.
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Everything about that girl
is complicated.
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Okay, I mean,
she gets the cream puffs,
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she tells you
to take out the filling.
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They're just puffs.
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Yeah, that was
some pretty messed-up stuff.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, okay.
I'm -- I'm sorry.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
Mm. Okay.
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I'm good.
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Okay?
Back on game. Yeah.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
259
00:10:54,129 --> 00:10:56,229
We're so close
to finding Thinman, Ed.
260
00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:58,281
Mm-hmm.
I can smell him.
261
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,116
[ Sniffs ]
I can smell his musk.
262
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:03,486
Mm-hmm.
[ Sniffs ]
263
00:11:05,656 --> 00:11:07,874
Closer than ever.
264
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,526
This is really serious, Harry.
Yeah.
265
00:11:10,528 --> 00:11:12,412
I mean, the Winchesters
are here, and, you know,
266
00:11:12,414 --> 00:11:14,381
I don't want my knees blown off
by Sam and Dean.
267
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,032
[ Sniffs ]
268
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:18,335
Have you ever thought
that we might just,
269
00:11:18,337 --> 00:11:19,836
you know, bail on this?
270
00:11:19,838 --> 00:11:22,389
What?
271
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,874
What the -- what the hell
is wrong with you?!
272
00:11:24,876 --> 00:11:27,710
We can't let those
jockstraps steal our glory.
273
00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:30,430
No one cares what they think.
They don't even have a Twitter.
274
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:35,769
We're gonna find Thinman, Ed,
for our families, for Dana.
275
00:11:35,771 --> 00:11:40,023
Oh, so, it's about
your ex eating her words?
276
00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:43,360
It's about making
all the haters eat their words.
277
00:11:43,362 --> 00:11:46,746
Maggie and Spruce --
the just -- deserters.
278
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,665
They want
to lead a "normal life".
279
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,732
I mean, what is that?
280
00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:50,917
Screw them.
Screw them.
281
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,235
Right?
282
00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:54,504
When we find Thinman,
are they gonna be on "Dr. Phil".
283
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:55,422
No.
284
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,539
We're gonna be
on "Dr. Phil."
285
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,124
Hell, yeah.
Press "record," buddy.
286
00:11:58,126 --> 00:12:00,543
You got it.
287
00:12:03,381 --> 00:12:04,297
Wait for it.
288
00:12:04,299 --> 00:12:05,581
You ready?
Yep.
289
00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:10,270
The bedroom of a teenage girl
is meant for two things --
290
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:12,605
giggles and joy.
291
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:19,145
Until one night, Thinman
turned the giggles into blood.
292
00:12:19,147 --> 00:12:22,282
[ Chuckles ] Oh!
You are so money right now.
293
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,867
You like that?
This is good stuff.
294
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,936
And it's gonna pay off
in ladies, Ed -- lots of ladies.
295
00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:29,539
We're gonna need --
we're gonna need snorkels,
296
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,908
'cause we're gonna be
swimming around in so much --
297
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:33,109
[ ice clinking in glasses ]
298
00:12:33,111 --> 00:12:36,129
Thought you boys
might be thirsty.
299
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,450
Please.
That sounds delicious.
300
00:12:42,086 --> 00:12:44,337
Okay. All right,
over the past six months,
301
00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:46,739
there have been three
unnatural deaths in Springdale,
302
00:12:46,741 --> 00:12:48,475
none of them connected
to Casey Miles,
303
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,809
and none of them
violent.
304
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:53,096
Okay, that's not exactly
a recipe for a vengeful spirit.
305
00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:56,132
There have been
a bunch of unexplained deaths
306
00:12:56,134 --> 00:12:57,300
pinned on Thinman.
307
00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:59,419
Um, a vic dies,
then, a couple weeks later,
308
00:12:59,421 --> 00:13:02,272
a photo pops up of the vic
with Thinman photobombing.
309
00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:04,073
So, Thinman's
stalking folks?
310
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,325
According to the lore.
311
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:06,593
According to the idiots.
312
00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:08,644
How come none of these
vics pinged our radar?
313
00:13:08,646 --> 00:13:10,246
I'm pretty sure
the mysterious deaths
314
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,849
can be chalked up
to non-supernatural causes.
315
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:14,150
That and, honestly,
316
00:13:14,152 --> 00:13:17,670
most of these photos
look pretty fake.
317
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:18,922
Even Casey's?
318
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:19,956
Except Casey's.
319
00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:22,709
Casey's photo...
wasn't doctored.
320
00:13:22,711 --> 00:13:27,013
Whatever was behind her...
Was really there.
321
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,965
Okay, well,
that doesn't make any sense.
322
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:30,517
I mean,
how could something be
323
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,385
both real and fake
at the same time?
324
00:13:32,387 --> 00:13:37,223
Well, a girl is dead, and that's
about as real as it gets.
325
00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:42,529
All right, so,
the last thing she did
326
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,181
was she took a photo
on her phone.
327
00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:47,450
How did that photo
end up online?
328
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,618
No clue.
329
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,854
It was originally posted
to a Thinman fan forum,
330
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:53,356
but the I.P. address
was blocked.
331
00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:55,691
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
This thing has fans?
332
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,462
Of course it does.
333
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,881
Okay, well, then somebody wanted
this photo on the Internet,
334
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:05,385
and I'm guessing that the ghost
didn't hop online to post it.
335
00:14:07,204 --> 00:14:10,173
[ Grunting ]
336
00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:11,641
Is the, uh,
sheriff around?
337
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,109
There's a couple questions
we'd like to ask him.
338
00:14:13,111 --> 00:14:14,260
Uh,
sorry to disappoint.
339
00:14:14,262 --> 00:14:15,645
Sheriff's
on a hunting trip.
340
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,381
But, uh, I appreciate
you agents being here.
341
00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:20,049
I could use
all the help I can get.
342
00:14:20,051 --> 00:14:22,268
Wait a second. Was this cracked
when you found it?
343
00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,204
Yeah, man.
Maybe she dropped it?
344
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:26,439
911 call
went dead at 11:59.
345
00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:28,391
Wait, what time
was the photo posted?
346
00:14:28,393 --> 00:14:29,442
Around 2:00 a.m.
347
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:31,327
But the coroner has
the death at midnight.
348
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,879
How could she have posted
the photo from her phone?
349
00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:34,030
That --
that's impossible.
350
00:14:34,032 --> 00:14:36,916
Or...supernatural.
351
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,201
What?
352
00:14:38,203 --> 00:14:39,919
Why would you
say that?
353
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,955
A couple fellas came by,
uh, asking questions
354
00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:42,922
about the girl's death,
355
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,424
suggested they might
be able to help.
356
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,210
They, uh, gave me a book
they wrote about, um...
357
00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:49,095
Thinman?
358
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,547
Yeah.
359
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,334
[ Clears throat ]
Just...
360
00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:57,237
Not a fan?
361
00:15:03,093 --> 00:15:04,944
[ Tapping ]
362
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,585
[ Tapping ]
363
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,471
Agents,
thanks for coming.
364
00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:14,724
[ Scoffs ] What are these
two crapshoots doing here?
365
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:21,114
I figured it wouldn't hurt to go
a little "medium," you know?
366
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:27,087
Uh...two counties over,
folks were combing the place
367
00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:29,372
for a poor little dead boy
back in August.
368
00:16:29,374 --> 00:16:32,175
The cops let a psychic
do her thing.
369
00:16:32,177 --> 00:16:34,678
Shish, bang, boom --
found a body a day later.
370
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,546
Uh-huh. Excuse me.
371
00:16:36,548 --> 00:16:38,048
Is there any, uh,
security-cam footage.
372
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:40,183
Uh, yeah, just...
373
00:16:40,185 --> 00:16:41,667
Hey.
374
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,019
Aah!
Aah!
375
00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:45,772
I thought
I told you to beat it.
376
00:16:45,774 --> 00:16:49,693
Oh, well, what are you gonna do.
You gonna out me, "agent"?
377
00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:54,698
Okay, look, playing paparazzi
at a crime scene --
378
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,816
who does that help
but yourselves?
379
00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:59,652
The bloggers, Dean,
the believers --
380
00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:01,687
everyone who needs
just a little proof
381
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:04,457
to know that Thinman
is out there.
382
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:06,409
Wait, so, you're saying
there's a lot of folks online
383
00:17:06,411 --> 00:17:07,961
that are pretty die-hard
about this thing?
384
00:17:07,963 --> 00:17:09,996
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
385
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:11,998
You throw the right
Tibetan symbol into the mix,
386
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,550
you dumb asses ever think
387
00:17:13,552 --> 00:17:16,052
the Thinman comes to life
as a Tulpa?
388
00:17:16,054 --> 00:17:17,587
Because
thousands of people
389
00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:20,039
can agree that Thinman
is any one thing?
390
00:17:21,342 --> 00:17:23,393
The lore changes
blog to blog.
391
00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:24,877
He's not a Tulpa.
392
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:27,213
Okay, all right.
All right.
393
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:28,848
Right here, right now,
cut the crap.
394
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:31,601
Do either of you actually
know what Thinman is?
395
00:17:31,603 --> 00:17:35,221
No. We just play
Supernaturalists on TV.
396
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,575
We have no idea
what we're doing.
397
00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:40,910
[ Laughs ]
Of course we do.
398
00:17:40,912 --> 00:17:46,332
Thinman, is part man,
part tree.
399
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,585
Some people believe
that he emerged
400
00:17:48,587 --> 00:17:51,404
from the nightmare
of an autistic boy.
401
00:17:51,406 --> 00:17:53,339
All right,
so you have no idea.
402
00:17:53,341 --> 00:17:55,425
Norwood: Fellas,
you want to see this.
403
00:17:59,797 --> 00:18:03,032
All right,
check it out.
404
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,422
Whoa.
Harry: Whoa.
405
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,225
Dean: All right,
so, how did he jump
406
00:18:12,227 --> 00:18:13,560
from the parking lot
to the diner.
407
00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:14,928
The doors were locked?
408
00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:17,697
The footage shows Trey
locked them 10 minutes before.
409
00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:19,149
Locked, not locked,
it doesn't matter.
410
00:18:19,151 --> 00:18:20,984
Everyone knows
Thinman can teleport.
411
00:18:20,986 --> 00:18:23,603
I didn't even
get a blip on my EMF.
412
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:25,155
So, maybe
it's not a ghost.
413
00:18:25,157 --> 00:18:27,207
You Feds believers now?
414
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:30,743
Okay, uh...
We're gonna go.
415
00:18:30,745 --> 00:18:33,946
Uh, good work, deputy, agent.
Harry: Let's go. Let's go, man.
416
00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:36,449
See it again.
417
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,761
Holy wow.
[ Chuckles ]
418
00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:50,597
Someone posted
the diner footage of Thinman
419
00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:52,182
in the comments section
of our blog.
420
00:18:52,184 --> 00:18:53,900
Who?
Who cares?
421
00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:56,986
Maintain
current velocity.
422
00:18:56,988 --> 00:18:59,639
[ Grunting ]
423
00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:02,992
Hey, wh-why are you
putting your ninja outfit on?
424
00:19:02,994 --> 00:19:05,995
I'm not gonna wait
for someone else to die.
425
00:19:05,997 --> 00:19:09,165
I'm gonna
find Thinman tonight.
426
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,150
Where?
The woods, obvi.
427
00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:12,418
Uh, that's
kind of general.
428
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:15,154
Well, the lore says that
Thinman hangs out by trees,
429
00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:17,624
and the woods
is where trees hang out.
430
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:21,928
Two kills in town --
local woods is the best bet.
431
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:24,330
Two people are dead --
really dead.
432
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,966
And I just keep thinking
that, you know,
433
00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:30,186
maybe Sam and Dean
should just take over.
434
00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:34,006
First of all, hell no.
435
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:36,192
And -- and quit raining
on my rainbow.
436
00:19:36,194 --> 00:19:37,810
Rainbows can't happen
without rain.
437
00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:39,345
Don't try to use
science with me.
438
00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:41,847
This is
about a-a feeling.
439
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,650
And we can't quit
when we're so close
440
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,535
to finding Thinman
and finally making up
441
00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:47,737
for everything we've lost
because of...what we do.
442
00:19:47,739 --> 00:19:49,739
Okay, it wouldn't be the worst
idea, though, you know,
443
00:19:49,741 --> 00:19:51,908
if we leave it
to the professionals.
444
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:56,079
[ Laughs ] We are
the professionals, Ed.
445
00:19:56,081 --> 00:19:58,298
[ Goggles whirring ]
446
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,366
So, the woods?
447
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:03,419
Any woods, Ed.
Any woods.
448
00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:05,588
Okay.
449
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:08,841
Just grasping at straws here,
but when I think "teleport,"
450
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:11,227
I think
"Crossroads Demon."
451
00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:12,428
Mm.
452
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:17,550
Demon that likes to stab
and watch YouTube. Why not?
453
00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:19,569
Oh, by the way, speaking
of which,
454
00:20:19,571 --> 00:20:22,755
the video of,
uh, Trey getting knifed --
455
00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:25,158
it's already online.
456
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,726
It has, like,
2,000 views.
457
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:29,696
It's like somebody wants people
to see Thinman in action.
458
00:20:29,698 --> 00:20:32,498
It's 'cause people will watch,
'cause people are sick.
459
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,785
And when did "viral" go
from that baby chimp
460
00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:39,572
falling out of a tree
to killer "Candid Camera"?
461
00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:41,507
[ Snaps fingers ]
462
00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:44,093
You know what video would have
gone viral, if we still had it?
463
00:20:44,095 --> 00:20:46,579
When you were five
and you got dressed up as Batman
464
00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:47,880
and you jumped off the shed
465
00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:49,349
'cause you thought
you could fly.
466
00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:50,717
After
you jumped first.
467
00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:53,019
Hey, I was nine, and I was
dressed up like Superman, okay?
468
00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:54,220
Everybody knows
that Batman can't fly.
469
00:20:54,222 --> 00:20:55,588
Well, I didn't know that.
I broke my arm.
470
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:56,773
[ Chuckling ]
I know you did.
471
00:20:56,775 --> 00:21:00,777
Man, I drove you to the E.R.
on my handlebars.
472
00:21:00,779 --> 00:21:02,612
[ Chuckles ]
473
00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:04,981
Well, good times.
474
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,438
[ Chuckles ]
475
00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:20,279
Yeah, they were.
[ Clears throat ]
476
00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:22,131
[ Knock on door ]
477
00:21:25,469 --> 00:21:27,804
Come on in.
[ Breathing heavily ]
478
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,673
I got to tell you guys
something important,
479
00:21:30,675 --> 00:21:32,925
and then the case is yours.
480
00:21:36,647 --> 00:21:40,483
Harry here, solo Ghostfacer,
481
00:21:40,485 --> 00:21:45,405
investigating a possible
Thinman habitat...
482
00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:48,574
in the woods.
483
00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:54,747
All alone, deep in the woods,
a man could lose his marbles
484
00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:58,334
being so close
to the blade of doom.
485
00:21:58,336 --> 00:22:04,841
Lucky for us,
I'm really good at marbles.
486
00:22:04,843 --> 00:22:07,627
All right, either you bleed
Ghostfacers red or you don't.
487
00:22:07,629 --> 00:22:09,328
If Spruce wanted to start
a startup
488
00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:11,014
and Maggie's heart
was in the roller derby,
489
00:22:11,016 --> 00:22:12,298
who am I to stop them?
490
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,600
But Harry -- I-I couldn't
let him give in to his girl.
491
00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:16,335
I mean, she -- she called
the Ghostfacers stupid.
492
00:22:16,337 --> 00:22:18,504
Stupid! Can you --
can you believe that?
493
00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:19,605
You know, I-I don't care
494
00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:21,274
how much money
her daddy's hedge fund has.
495
00:22:21,276 --> 00:22:23,693
I just couldn't watch Harry
become a corporate stooge.
496
00:22:23,695 --> 00:22:26,178
Okay, this all sounds like
sad times at Bitchmont High.
497
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,064
What does this
have to do with the case?
498
00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:29,181
Harry was gonna leave,
499
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,534
so I needed to give him
a reason to stay.
500
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:37,206
I-I made up Thinman.
501
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:44,297
Harry:
Thinman stalks his victims,
502
00:22:44,299 --> 00:22:47,216
but the tables have turned,
my friends.
503
00:22:47,218 --> 00:22:51,087
The stalker is now the stalkee.
504
00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:56,208
So you're saying that
this crap is actually crap?
505
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:59,095
One old photo of a butler,
a lot of Photoshop later,
506
00:22:59,097 --> 00:23:02,265
and I posted on one of those
horror forums under "anonymous".
507
00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:03,816
And it blew up.
Yeah.
508
00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:07,403
I only faked one case for us, and
then we're packing up to go home
509
00:23:07,405 --> 00:23:09,655
when somebody posted
a sighting of Thinman,
510
00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:12,224
so...we went after it,
and that's how the Thinman
511
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,193
became
a crowdsourced legend.
512
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,748
Look, we were
at the front of it.
513
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,333
It felt like something.
514
00:23:20,335 --> 00:23:22,668
It -- it was so awesome
to have a following,
515
00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:25,221
and Harry -- he was just --
he was so into it.
516
00:23:25,223 --> 00:23:27,423
Ed,
you have to tell him.
517
00:23:27,425 --> 00:23:28,407
You don't get it.
518
00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:29,792
We were
the Thinman guys.
519
00:23:29,794 --> 00:23:31,410
Without the Thinman,
we're just...guys --
520
00:23:31,412 --> 00:23:34,297
just --
we're just puffs.
521
00:23:34,299 --> 00:23:35,631
What?
522
00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:36,916
What?
523
00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:41,587
If I tell Harry, he's gonna
leave the Ghostfacers.
524
00:23:41,589 --> 00:23:44,107
Listen, if you don't tell him,
he's gonna leave anyway.
525
00:23:44,109 --> 00:23:45,224
Trust me here.
526
00:23:45,226 --> 00:23:48,478
Secrets
ruin relationships.
527
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:56,235
Okay, well, I'll just tell him
when the time is right.
528
00:23:56,237 --> 00:23:58,287
Time's right now,
chief.
529
00:23:58,289 --> 00:24:00,957
Well, he's --
he's not here.
530
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:03,292
Uh, he's --
he's out in the woods,
531
00:24:03,294 --> 00:24:05,444
uh, searching
for Thinman.
532
00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:09,248
Okay, because Thinman, or
whatever the hell this thing is,
533
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,552
has killed two people, and now
Harry is in the woods alone.
534
00:24:12,554 --> 00:24:15,638
Well, actually,
it's more like "wood," um,
535
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:19,225
'cause I dropped him off by some trees
behind a grocery store.
536
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,296
[ Chuckles ] Guys, come on.
He's gonna be fine.
537
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,349
Guys?
538
00:24:26,351 --> 00:24:28,734
Harry: All right, what we have
here is a, uh, -- it's a --
539
00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:30,469
it looks like a formation
540
00:24:30,471 --> 00:24:34,774
of sticks
in the shape of a pile.
541
00:24:34,776 --> 00:24:37,109
Could have been
left here for us by Thinman.
542
00:24:37,111 --> 00:24:39,478
[ Rustling ]
What was that?
543
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,252
Oh!
544
00:24:46,254 --> 00:24:48,988
[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh, my God.
545
00:24:48,990 --> 00:24:51,657
Oh, my God.
546
00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:55,160
Oh, my God.
547
00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:59,098
We are not alone.
548
00:25:05,355 --> 00:25:06,772
[ Screams ]
549
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,782
[ Vehicle approaching ]
550
00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:18,651
[ Tires screech ]
551
00:25:28,045 --> 00:25:29,662
[ Thud ]
552
00:25:42,473 --> 00:25:43,640
Sam: Too tight?
553
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,909
Nope. No, I'm good.
I'm good.
554
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,143
Yeah?
I'm good. All right.
555
00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:48,462
I think I'm just gonna
have to staple it
556
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:50,447
when we get back
to the motel.
557
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:52,582
We were right, Ed!
Thinman's real.
558
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:53,084
Yeah.
559
00:25:53,090 --> 00:25:54,869
Some fresh tires tracks
back over there.
560
00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:56,586
I took some photos.
What for?
561
00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:58,972
Because that car might belong
to whoever knifed you.
562
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,874
Well, whoever cut me
was Thinman,
563
00:26:00,876 --> 00:26:02,092
and Thinman doesn't drive.
564
00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:05,095
[ Chuckles ]
It was Thinman, jackass!
565
00:26:06,380 --> 00:26:09,015
I mean, I shouldn't have to
connect the dots for you guys.
566
00:26:09,017 --> 00:26:11,501
I figured, you know, you're
both intelligent, m-maybe.
567
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,770
Um, Harry.
568
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,122
What?
569
00:26:15,124 --> 00:26:18,558
Why didn't you tell me
that before?
570
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,160
Because --
I-I don't know --
571
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,995
I thought you were
gonna get mad.
572
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,396
Oh, good guess, Ed.
573
00:26:23,398 --> 00:26:25,065
I am mad.
574
00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:27,801
I'm really, really mad
at you right now.
575
00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:29,369
I-I can see that.
576
00:26:29,371 --> 00:26:32,155
You crashed the Jenga Tower
of our lives.
577
00:26:33,541 --> 00:26:35,041
I was gonna get married.
578
00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:38,762
I left her to run around
with you, living some lie.
579
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,147
Well, at least we were
living it together.
580
00:26:40,149 --> 00:26:42,883
Seriously?
[ Chuckles ] Seriously?
581
00:26:42,885 --> 00:26:45,135
If I hadn't struck gold
with Thinman,
582
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:47,337
you'd be doing a boring job,
doing boring numbers,
583
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,722
answering to Dana's dad.
584
00:26:48,724 --> 00:26:50,223
Okay? I saved you, bud.
585
00:26:50,225 --> 00:26:52,259
Saved me? From what?!
586
00:26:52,261 --> 00:26:54,845
From living a nice life?
587
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:57,046
From not getting stabbed?
588
00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:58,548
How selfish can you be?
589
00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,883
Well, maybe it's
not too late, you know?
590
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:01,184
You could
call her and see.
591
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:03,153
That's not gonna work.
Well, maybe -- maybe it will.
592
00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,771
No, it's not.
You want to know why?
593
00:27:04,773 --> 00:27:06,940
'Cause she's got some guy's arm
wrapped around her neck,
594
00:27:06,942 --> 00:27:09,576
and it's "complicated",
okay?
595
00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:11,528
Look, Harry, we didn't know
from the start
596
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:12,996
if Thinman
was real or not.
597
00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:16,566
I -- okay, look, maybe I had
some inside knowledge,
598
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:18,335
okay, but does it
really make a difference
599
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,786
if we keep it going
for the fans?
600
00:27:19,788 --> 00:27:21,121
They'll never know.
601
00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:23,190
I'll know.
602
00:27:25,209 --> 00:27:28,929
You made a chump
out of me, Ed.
603
00:27:28,931 --> 00:27:31,014
Harry, we can
get through this.
604
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,083
We just debunk Thinman
605
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,735
and then we go back
to Ghostfacers.
606
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,605
I can't.
607
00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:44,027
I can't trust you
anymore, Ed.
608
00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:46,897
Oh, come on, Harry.
609
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,156
[ Sighs ]
610
00:27:56,158 --> 00:27:59,142
I get it.
You're pissed, okay?
611
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:02,045
And -- and you don't mean
what you say.
612
00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:06,783
But, Harry, just tell me
what you need.
613
00:28:10,621 --> 00:28:13,223
I'll go
get some coffee, and --
614
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:16,092
and you can
stay here and chill.
615
00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:28,355
[ Door opens ]
616
00:28:28,357 --> 00:28:29,973
Hey.
617
00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:32,242
How did it go?
[ Sighs ]
618
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:37,330
It, um,
went, uh...Um...
619
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:53,296
Hey.
620
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:57,217
You okay?
621
00:28:57,219 --> 00:29:00,503
I just got punched
right in the feels.
622
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:11,581
Um...
None of it was real, Sam.
623
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:15,535
Ed was just pretending,
and now he wants me to pretend,
624
00:29:15,537 --> 00:29:19,322
like this is just something
I could get past.
625
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:22,492
I know what you mean.
626
00:29:24,328 --> 00:29:26,513
Look, there are things
you can forgive,
627
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,415
and there are things
you can't.
628
00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:30,867
So, which one is this?
629
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:33,386
That's something you got
to figure out for yourself.
630
00:29:33,388 --> 00:29:36,640
[ Knock on door ]
631
00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:37,807
Hey.
632
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:39,175
Uh...
633
00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:43,496
I got a bead on those
tire treads, if you want to...
634
00:29:51,772 --> 00:29:53,606
What's up?
635
00:29:53,608 --> 00:29:56,276
So, the tires were only made
for one kind of car.
636
00:29:56,278 --> 00:29:58,528
It's a 1989 Geo Metro.
637
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,363
Town this small -- there's only
one registered here.
638
00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:02,231
Deputy says it belongs
to a guy named Roger
639
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:03,450
who works night security
640
00:30:03,452 --> 00:30:05,785
down at the mill
on the north side of town.
641
00:30:05,787 --> 00:30:09,673
So, this thing teleported,
but it has a job and car.
642
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,074
What are we dealing with?
643
00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:13,209
Let's go find out.
644
00:30:23,721 --> 00:30:25,805
[ Sighs ] Oh.
645
00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:29,893
Sam and Dean
caught something,
646
00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:33,029
so they're gonna clean up
your mess.
647
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,430
You're right.
It is my mess.
648
00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:36,783
I should be the one out there
cleaning it up.
649
00:30:36,785 --> 00:30:38,234
You'd just make it worse.
650
00:30:40,437 --> 00:30:41,771
Oh, what?
651
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,940
You were fine leaving Sam
and Dean before. Why not now?
652
00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:46,442
I don't want to be a
jellyfish spine anymore, Harry.
653
00:30:46,444 --> 00:30:49,329
Jellyfish
don't have spines.
654
00:30:49,331 --> 00:30:50,380
Exactly.
655
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,248
Before the heartache,
before the lies,
656
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,000
we set out
to help people, right?
657
00:30:54,002 --> 00:30:55,635
Yeah.
658
00:30:55,637 --> 00:30:57,120
Mostly.
659
00:30:57,122 --> 00:30:59,272
So, there's no reason
not to get out there
660
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,341
and do what we
mostly set out to do.
661
00:31:01,343 --> 00:31:05,962
Harry, I-I can make this right
for the both of us.
662
00:31:10,518 --> 00:31:12,736
[ Sighs ]
663
00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,073
We can make it right.
664
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:21,277
Y-you mean you want
to come with me?
665
00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:35,592
I thought we said my partner
and I would take care of this.
666
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:38,011
Look, guys,
my boss is AWOL.
667
00:31:38,013 --> 00:31:39,596
We don't have a warrant.
668
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:42,515
My ass is on the line
if this thing goes sideways.
669
00:31:42,517 --> 00:31:45,635
All right.
Just stay back.
670
00:31:50,191 --> 00:31:52,392
[ Gun cocks ]
671
00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:04,187
[ Electricity crackles ]
672
00:32:07,074 --> 00:32:09,676
Always wanted
to use these things.
673
00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:22,075
[ Humming "Camptown Races" ]
674
00:32:22,077 --> 00:32:23,326
[ Groans ]
675
00:32:25,195 --> 00:32:27,630
So, you're Thinman,
huh?
676
00:32:27,632 --> 00:32:29,248
[ Humming continues ]
677
00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:30,883
That would make sense
if it didn't look
678
00:32:30,885 --> 00:32:33,369
like you just ate
a fat camp.
679
00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:41,177
Oh, God, Sam,
make him stop.
680
00:32:41,179 --> 00:32:44,697
Hey, so, what's the deal?
What are you, Norwood?
681
00:32:44,699 --> 00:32:45,998
You a demon?
682
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,601
I mean, how did you teleport
back at the diner?
683
00:32:48,603 --> 00:32:51,154
Team effort.
684
00:33:10,741 --> 00:33:12,875
So, there was
no teleporting --
685
00:33:12,877 --> 00:33:16,763
just a couple of douche bags
doing the "scream" thing.
686
00:33:16,765 --> 00:33:19,732
Wait,
I know who you are.
687
00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:24,420
You're the busboy
from the diner.
688
00:33:24,422 --> 00:33:27,390
So, what, you just wanted
to kill your boss?
689
00:33:27,392 --> 00:33:29,175
Trey was a dick.
[ Chuckles ]
690
00:33:29,177 --> 00:33:31,027
And what about Casey?
691
00:33:31,029 --> 00:33:32,345
What did she do?
692
00:33:32,347 --> 00:33:34,764
She wouldn't go out with me,
so I set her up
693
00:33:34,766 --> 00:33:37,033
with someone else --
my knife.
694
00:33:37,035 --> 00:33:39,786
[ Norwood laughs ]
695
00:33:39,788 --> 00:33:42,238
Good one, Rog.
696
00:33:44,158 --> 00:33:46,876
I see the sheriff
didn't make it out of town.
697
00:33:46,878 --> 00:33:48,828
Well, he really should
have given me
698
00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:49,996
the time off I asked for.
699
00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:51,748
So, you killed him?!
700
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,783
I didn't kill anyone.
701
00:33:53,785 --> 00:33:55,418
Roger did.
702
00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:57,453
He's the psycho.
703
00:33:57,455 --> 00:33:59,505
I'm the visionary.
704
00:33:59,507 --> 00:34:02,975
I don't blame you
for underestimating me.
705
00:34:02,977 --> 00:34:04,894
Everybody does.
706
00:34:04,896 --> 00:34:07,263
Fancy Fed, coming in here,
707
00:34:07,265 --> 00:34:11,017
treating me like a paper monkey
from the get-go.
708
00:34:11,019 --> 00:34:12,935
But I was Thinman
the whole time.
709
00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:16,972
Do you have any idea
how good that felt?
710
00:34:18,242 --> 00:34:21,744
No, sicko,
I can't say that I do.
711
00:34:21,746 --> 00:34:23,329
Yeah,
pretty boy doesn't know
712
00:34:23,331 --> 00:34:25,164
what it's like
to feel invisible --
713
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:29,085
to grow up in a town of
300 people and nobody sees you.
714
00:34:29,087 --> 00:34:30,620
They didn't see us.
715
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:36,075
So,
how did you two meet?
716
00:34:36,077 --> 00:34:38,044
Wackjob.com?
717
00:34:38,046 --> 00:34:40,179
[ Chuckles ] No.
718
00:34:40,181 --> 00:34:42,765
Just a couple of schmoes
in an empty bar.
719
00:34:42,767 --> 00:34:44,100
We hit it off.
720
00:34:44,102 --> 00:34:45,685
Turns out me and Rog --
721
00:34:45,687 --> 00:34:48,037
we're both total
conspiracy-theory junkies.
722
00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:49,472
And then we found Thinman,
and, bam,
723
00:34:49,474 --> 00:34:51,674
we blew up all over
the message boards.
724
00:34:51,676 --> 00:34:54,994
So, what is this, then?
Some sort of a twisted cosplay?
725
00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:56,345
Cosreal.
726
00:34:56,347 --> 00:34:58,481
You know,
blogging was fun, but...
727
00:34:58,483 --> 00:35:00,483
But, let me guess,
you wanted something more.
728
00:35:00,485 --> 00:35:02,184
You realize
what you two jackasses
729
00:35:02,186 --> 00:35:05,321
are doing
doesn't make you Thinman.
730
00:35:05,323 --> 00:35:08,190
It makes you
copycat killers.
731
00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:11,327
It makes me Thinman.
732
00:35:11,329 --> 00:35:14,831
And you're not
telling anyone I'm not,
733
00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:17,917
'cause you'll be
too dead to talk.
734
00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:21,304
Show time.
735
00:35:21,306 --> 00:35:24,140
You two are lucky ducks.
736
00:35:24,142 --> 00:35:26,259
You're the stars
of our best video yet.
737
00:35:26,261 --> 00:35:28,227
And when it goes viral,
738
00:35:28,229 --> 00:35:31,514
everyone will know
Thinman's real.
739
00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:43,576
And...Action!
740
00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:45,244
Sam: Wait, no, no, no. Don't!
[ Thud ]
741
00:35:47,331 --> 00:35:50,032
[ Tape ripping ]
742
00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:02,244
Harry...
743
00:36:17,527 --> 00:36:20,112
[ Groans ]
744
00:36:20,114 --> 00:36:24,116
Oh, he got me!
He got me back!
745
00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:27,436
It's Scooby-Doo time,
douche bag.
746
00:36:27,438 --> 00:36:29,822
Take off the mask.
747
00:36:29,824 --> 00:36:31,123
I know
you're not Thinman.
748
00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:32,942
You're just a "me-me".
749
00:36:32,944 --> 00:36:35,077
Ed,
it's pronounced meme.
750
00:36:35,079 --> 00:36:36,579
It's spelled m-e-m-e,
though.
751
00:36:36,581 --> 00:36:38,497
The second "e"
is silent. Yeah.
752
00:36:38,499 --> 00:36:45,388
You're a me-me -- a-a man-meme,
and I invented you.
753
00:36:45,390 --> 00:36:47,456
Oh!
754
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:50,643
Good to know.
755
00:36:50,645 --> 00:36:52,094
Oh, sh--
756
00:36:52,096 --> 00:36:54,981
[ breathing heavily ]
757
00:36:54,983 --> 00:36:57,767
I'm a lover
of the classics, Ed.
758
00:36:57,769 --> 00:37:01,404
And what we have here
is a "Frankenstein" situation.
759
00:37:01,406 --> 00:37:04,190
I'm a lover
I mean, wow, the creator.
760
00:37:04,192 --> 00:37:06,492
I mean, we -- we were
gonna let one of you guys
761
00:37:06,494 --> 00:37:08,744
live to tell our story
[chuckles] but now,
762
00:37:08,746 --> 00:37:11,480
once you two are dead,
there'll be no proof
763
00:37:11,482 --> 00:37:14,483
that Thinman was your brainchilc.
764
00:37:30,901 --> 00:37:32,351
No.
765
00:37:40,227 --> 00:37:42,511
[ Gun cocks ]
766
00:37:42,513 --> 00:37:44,397
Wait, no! No! No!
767
00:37:44,399 --> 00:37:45,781
No, look. Look at me.
768
00:37:45,783 --> 00:37:47,149
This is all my fault.
769
00:37:47,151 --> 00:37:50,286
Okay?
It's all my fault.
770
00:37:50,288 --> 00:37:52,238
I got enough bullets
for both of you.
771
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,889
[ Gunshot ]
772
00:38:24,028 --> 00:38:26,463
So, are we good in there?
Yeah.
773
00:38:26,465 --> 00:38:28,081
[ Groans ]
774
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:30,751
With the Thinman footage
and the way I set the bodies,
775
00:38:30,753 --> 00:38:32,869
there should be enough
breadcrumbs to make it look
776
00:38:32,871 --> 00:38:36,390
like those two psychos
offed each other.
777
00:38:38,893 --> 00:38:40,310
They were
just people, man.
778
00:38:40,312 --> 00:38:43,397
They weren't...demons.
They weren't monsters.
779
00:38:43,399 --> 00:38:47,884
They...were
just frickin' people.
780
00:38:47,886 --> 00:38:51,905
Yeah, well, like I said,
people are sick.
781
00:38:53,475 --> 00:38:57,311
S-so...Are we cool?
782
00:38:57,313 --> 00:38:58,812
[ Scoffs ]
783
00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:01,281
I don't think
we ever will be.
784
00:39:04,169 --> 00:39:05,169
[ Chuckles ]
785
00:39:05,171 --> 00:39:07,554
I mean, you know,
we made it right.
786
00:39:07,556 --> 00:39:09,573
We, uh --
we beat the guys.
787
00:39:09,575 --> 00:39:12,709
This could be our shot to start
the old Ghostfacers again.
788
00:39:12,711 --> 00:39:15,412
I came here with you to finish
this thing with Thinman.
789
00:39:15,414 --> 00:39:17,347
I wasn't just
closing a chapter, Ed.
790
00:39:17,349 --> 00:39:19,583
It was
the whole dang book.
791
00:39:19,585 --> 00:39:21,068
But you saved my life
back there.
792
00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:22,352
I killed a guy, Ed.
793
00:39:22,354 --> 00:39:24,087
He was a bad guy, Harry.
794
00:39:24,089 --> 00:39:25,556
He was a guy, Ed.
795
00:39:25,558 --> 00:39:29,142
Too many people have died
'cause of your crap.
796
00:39:29,144 --> 00:39:30,677
I've done
all this crap for us.
797
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:32,529
I-I don't know why
you don't see that.
798
00:39:32,531 --> 00:39:36,066
No.
[ Chuckles ] No.
799
00:39:36,068 --> 00:39:38,435
You did this for you.
800
00:39:43,324 --> 00:39:49,446
Ed, there's a lot of things
I can forgive,
801
00:39:49,448 --> 00:39:52,332
so, what does this mean
about us?
802
00:39:54,469 --> 00:39:57,804
It means...
803
00:39:57,806 --> 00:40:00,507
It's complicated.
804
00:40:13,438 --> 00:40:16,089
Can I get a ride
from you guys?
805
00:40:19,143 --> 00:40:20,994
Yeah, sure.
806
00:40:26,150 --> 00:40:28,952
[ Car door opens ]
807
00:40:32,156 --> 00:40:34,341
[ Engine turns over ]
808
00:41:02,704 --> 00:41:05,739
Harry, you okay?
809
00:41:05,741 --> 00:41:08,024
Yeah.
810
00:41:08,026 --> 00:41:11,128
I mean, no.
811
00:41:11,130 --> 00:41:12,829
You roll with a guy
so many years,
812
00:41:12,831 --> 00:41:15,499
you start to think he's always
gonna be next to you.
813
00:41:17,168 --> 00:41:19,970
Like, when you're old and
you're drinking on the porch,
814
00:41:19,972 --> 00:41:22,506
he'll be in
that other rocking chair.
815
00:41:22,508 --> 00:41:24,391
And then something happens,
816
00:41:24,393 --> 00:41:30,714
and you realize that other chair
has gone empty.
817
00:41:37,739 --> 00:41:39,889
You know what I mean?
818
00:41:40,914 --> 00:41:45,914
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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