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Sam: Ed and Harry --
the Ghostfacers.
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[ Both grunting ]
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[ Both sigh ]
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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[ Chuckles ] Uh,
we belong here.
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We're professionals.
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Professional what?
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Paranormal investigators.
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This stuff right here -- this
is our ticket to the big time --
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Fame, money, sex...
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with girls.
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We are family.
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Everything that has ever
gone wrong between us
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has been
because we're family.
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So, what?
We're not family now?
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I'm saying you want to work,
let's work.
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You said that you wanted to
keep things strictly business.
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I wanted to keep things
strictly business between us.
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About what you said
the other day...
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I thought
it didn't bother you.
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I may not think things
all the way through,
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but what I do, I do
because it's the right thing.
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You didn't save me
for me.
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You did it for you.
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♪ House is a hotel
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♪ I won't stay long
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[ camera shutter clicking ]
♪ I'd rather be at church
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♪ unless the holy water works
[ Door closes ]
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♪ I won't come around anymore
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[ volume decreases ]
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Mom?
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Mom, are you home?
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♪ Set fire to your worries
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♪ let fear burn to the ground
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[ lock clicks ]
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♪ When the storms
are rolling in ♪
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♪ and you're filled up
to the brim ♪
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♪ they won't
come around anymore ♪
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Dialing, ringing ]
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Operator: 911.
What is your emergency?
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There's someone
in my room.
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What is your location?
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Can you give us
a location, ma'am?
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Are you still there?
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Ma'am, please do not
hang up.
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I've begun tracing your call,
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but I need you to stay
on the line for me.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Knife slashes ]
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Stay on the line.
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We'll send out an officer...
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♪ Supernatural 9x15 ♪
Thinman
Original Air Date on March 4, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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[ sighs ]
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All right.
I'll be back.
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Wait.
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Where you headed?
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Washington.
I caught a case.
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You want me to come with?
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Do you want to come?
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On a hunt?
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Why wouldn't I?
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I don't know, man.
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'Cause lately with you,
up is down
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and down is sideways,
you know?
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I-I -- I don't know
what you want.
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay. You want in?
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Fine.
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Sure thing.
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Photo leaked
from the crime scene.
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Girl was murdered
in her room,
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doors were locked,
the windows were locked.
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Who's the wallflower?
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Exactly.
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Best guest --
ghost caught on film.
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[ Sighs ]
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So, you're coming.
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Does it look
like I'm staying?
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Betty:
I scrubbed for hours.
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I'll have to rip up
the carpet.
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My daughter, Casey...
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She picked out
the color herself.
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We're...very sorry
for your loss, Mrs. Miles.
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You mentioned Casey
had no known enemies.
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What about at home?
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Anything unusual
you may have noticed?
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Uh...Electricity acting up
or lights...flickering,
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TV on the Fritz?
[ Warbling ]
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No, no fritzing.
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No cold spots, either.
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Sorry.
Out of curiosity, uh...
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Why do you mention
cold spots?
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I'm sorry.
That must sound strange, but...
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...it's been three days since...
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And the police
have found nothing.
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I'd h--
I'd have to sell my house
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to afford a private
investigator,
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so when
the Supernaturalists called --
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Dean:
Whoa, uh, sorry, the...
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Um...
Supernaturalists?
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I know to the FBI
it's not exactly orthodox.
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But these men had answers
that no one else had, and I --
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I owe it to Casey...
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to listen.
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Now, they -- they brought up
cold spots in relation to...?
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Signs of the paranormal,
I suppose.
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They're coming by today
to take a look.
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And did these Supernaturalists
give you a name?
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♪ Ghostfacers ♪
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Son of a bitch.
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Oh, wow, look.
We got two more followers.
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Mm.
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Yeah. Harry,
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I think it's from
that library interview we did.
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Nice.
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Hey, pal.
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Hmm?
[ Whistles ]
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What did Dana post?
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No, it's just --
she changed her profile pic,
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and it's cropped,
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but you can clearly see
a guy's arm around her.
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And she's smiling
like the dickens.
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Yeah.
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Uh, it --
it could a platonic...
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arm that's touching her.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Ah, the Winchesters.
Yay.
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Says nobody.
Ever.
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All right, shut up and listen.
This is how it's gonna go.
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You two clowns
are gonna get into
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that mystery machine outside,
and you're gonna leave town
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or I'm gonna put holes
in your knees.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Waiter: Can I get you guys
anything? Something, uh...
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Uh, we're ready
for the bill.
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Trey: Hey.
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There's still crud
on this plate.
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Now, hit the sinks
and do it right.
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Sorry, Trey.
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[ Slurps ]
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Ahh, first of all,
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you guys
don't scare us.
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Not at all.
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Say, "hola"
to my little pistola.
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Am I supposed to be impressed
with that treasure trail
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or the lady gun you got hiding
in your, uh, pants there?
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Uh...Both?
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Look, whether you like it
or not,
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we are handling
this situation.
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Yup.
Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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'Cause I see
a couple of fame whores
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who are pointing their camera
at a mom who just lost her kid.
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Ed: Guys,
we are investigators,
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and we have
every right --
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No. No, you don't.
You know why?
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'Cause you're just gonna get
in our way.
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Or you're gonna get
somebody else killed.
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That's right. So, you can
either walk out of here...
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...or crawl.
Up to you.
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[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God, Menudo.
Will you guys relax?
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We know what we're going.
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Yup.
Really?
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And what about the rest
of the Bad News Bears, huh?
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Where's the --
where's the fat one?
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And -- and the girl?
There was a girl, right?
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They -- we dropped them. They were --
they were dead weight.
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Well, t-they're still alive.
They're -- no, they're totally alive.
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I see. So, it's just the,
uh, the dumpy duo, then.
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Well, that's great.
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So, here's the deal.
A ghost...
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Will land you two dead
in five seconds flat.
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A ghost?
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Oh. [ Chuckles ]
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They think it's a ghost.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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It's so not a ghost.
No.
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Okay. We'll bite.
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What do you think it is?
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Can I --
can I do it this time?
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You got it.
Okay.
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I've waited all my life for this.
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Amazon me, bitches.
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I will shoot you...
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Bitches.
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Like we were saying, you were
just going, right? Great.
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[ Grunts ]
Good talk.
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50 shades
of way too much protein.
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Uh...Dean?
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Yeah?
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Ed and Harry wrote a book.
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What?
Yeah.
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Uh,
"The Skinny on Thinman",
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by America's foremost
Supernaturalists.
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What the hell's a Thinman?
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I don't know. Um...
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Whoa.
Check that out, though.
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That does
kind of look like
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whatever was behind
Casey Miles, right?
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Or Garth if somebody
shaved his face off.
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Big whoop.
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Here we go.
Uh, "Thinman --
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"an urban legend started
on the world wide web --
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"lurks in the background
of his victims' lives
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until he's ready
to kill them."
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Yeah, because everything started
on the Internet is true.
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Like, uh, oh, the shark
attacking a helicopter --
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they write the book
on that one, too?
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Dude, real or not,
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thousands of people
have posted to the site.
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It's like Thinman is
the new Bigfoot or something.
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Or Thinman is just a ghost
with a brand name.
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You saying that
'cause you really think
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it's a ghost or because
you don't like the Ghostfacers?
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Hey, don't forget --
we hit EMF in Casey's room.
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Right, but the house was
next door to power lines,
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which can affect the read.
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A girl died
in a locked room, Sam --
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spells "ghost"
right there.
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Maybe it got in there
before it was locked up.
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Who knows, Dean?
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But how can people all over
the world see the same ghost?
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Spirits don't exactly
hop around.
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I know that.
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But right now, the veil is
all kinds of screwed, okay?
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Ghosts could be
popping up anywhere.
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Yeah, but, Dean,
Thinman sightings
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date back a couple years.
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The veil's only been a problem
for, what, the last six months?
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Well, you know, people still see
Elvis all over the damn place.
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Look, all I'm saying
is those douchewheels
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ain't experts on crap.
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What are you doing?
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I'm checking the local deaths
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to see if there's any candidates
for ghosts.
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[ Sighs ]
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The closet -- the setting
of the sunset of Casey's life.
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Harry.
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Yeah.
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Come on, man,
would you please stop
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Facebook stalking
your ex-girlfriend?
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I was right.
Hmm.
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She changed her relationship
status to "it's complicated."
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What does that
even mean?
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Who cares?
You broke up with her.
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Everything about that girl
is complicated.
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Okay, I mean,
she gets the cream puffs,
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she tells you
to take out the filling.
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They're just puffs.
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Yeah, that was
some pretty messed-up stuff.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, okay.
I'm -- I'm sorry.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
Mm. Okay.
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I'm good.
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Okay?
Back on game. Yeah.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
260
00:10:54,127 --> 00:10:56,227
We're so close
to finding Thinman, Ed.
261
00:10:56,229 --> 00:10:58,279
Mm-hmm.
I can smell him.
262
00:10:58,281 --> 00:11:00,114
[ Sniffs ]
I can smell his musk.
263
00:11:00,116 --> 00:11:03,484
Mm-hmm.
[ Sniffs ]
264
00:11:05,654 --> 00:11:07,872
Closer than ever.
265
00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:10,524
This is really serious, Harry.
Yeah.
266
00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:12,410
I mean, the Winchesters
are here, and, you know,
267
00:11:12,412 --> 00:11:14,379
I don't want my knees blown off
by Sam and Dean.
268
00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:16,030
[ Sniffs ]
269
00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:18,333
Have you ever thought
that we might just,
270
00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:19,834
you know, bail on this?
271
00:11:19,836 --> 00:11:22,387
What?
272
00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:24,872
What the -- what the hell
is wrong with you?!
273
00:11:24,874 --> 00:11:27,708
We can't let those
jockstraps steal our glory.
274
00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:30,428
No one cares what they think.
They don't even have a Twitter.
275
00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:35,767
We're gonna find Thinman, Ed,
for our families, for Dana.
276
00:11:35,769 --> 00:11:40,021
Oh, so, it's about
your ex eating her words?
277
00:11:40,023 --> 00:11:43,358
It's about making
all the haters eat their words.
278
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,744
Maggie and Spruce --
the just -- deserters.
279
00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:48,663
They want
to lead a "normal life".
280
00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:49,730
I mean, what is that?
281
00:11:49,732 --> 00:11:50,915
Screw them.
Screw them.
282
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:52,233
Right?
283
00:11:52,235 --> 00:11:54,502
When we find Thinman,
are they gonna be on "Dr. Phil".
284
00:11:54,504 --> 00:11:55,420
No.
285
00:11:55,422 --> 00:11:56,537
We're gonna be
on "Dr. Phil."
286
00:11:56,539 --> 00:11:58,122
Hell, yeah.
Press "record," buddy.
287
00:11:58,124 --> 00:12:00,541
You got it.
288
00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,295
Wait for it.
289
00:12:04,297 --> 00:12:05,579
You ready?
Yep.
290
00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:10,268
The bedroom of a teenage girl
is meant for two things --
291
00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:12,603
giggles and joy.
292
00:12:12,605 --> 00:12:19,143
Until one night, Thinman
turned the giggles into blood.
293
00:12:19,145 --> 00:12:22,280
[ Chuckles ] Oh!
You are so money right now.
294
00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:23,865
You like that?
This is good stuff.
295
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:26,934
And it's gonna pay off
in ladies, Ed -- lots of ladies.
296
00:12:26,936 --> 00:12:29,537
We're gonna need --
we're gonna need snorkels,
297
00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:31,906
'cause we're gonna be
swimming around in so much --
298
00:12:31,908 --> 00:12:33,107
[ ice clinking in glasses ]
299
00:12:33,109 --> 00:12:36,127
Thought you boys
might be thirsty.
300
00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:40,448
Please.
That sounds delicious.
301
00:12:42,084 --> 00:12:44,335
Okay. All right,
over the past six months,
302
00:12:44,337 --> 00:12:46,737
there have been three
unnatural deaths in Springdale,
303
00:12:46,739 --> 00:12:48,473
none of them connected
to Casey Miles,
304
00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:49,807
and none of them
violent.
305
00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:53,094
Okay, that's not exactly
a recipe for a vengeful spirit.
306
00:12:53,096 --> 00:12:56,130
There have been
a bunch of unexplained deaths
307
00:12:56,132 --> 00:12:57,298
pinned on Thinman.
308
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,417
Um, a vic dies,
then, a couple weeks later,
309
00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:02,270
a photo pops up of the vic
with Thinman photobombing.
310
00:13:02,272 --> 00:13:04,071
So, Thinman's
stalking folks?
311
00:13:04,073 --> 00:13:05,323
According to the lore.
312
00:13:05,325 --> 00:13:06,591
According to the idiots.
313
00:13:06,593 --> 00:13:08,642
How come none of these
vics pinged our radar?
314
00:13:08,644 --> 00:13:10,244
I'm pretty sure
the mysterious deaths
315
00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:12,847
can be chalked up
to non-supernatural causes.
316
00:13:12,849 --> 00:13:14,148
That and, honestly,
317
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:17,668
most of these photos
look pretty fake.
318
00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:18,920
Even Casey's?
319
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:19,954
Except Casey's.
320
00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:22,707
Casey's photo...
wasn't doctored.
321
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:27,011
Whatever was behind her...
Was really there.
322
00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:28,963
Okay, well,
that doesn't make any sense.
323
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:30,515
I mean,
how could something be
324
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,383
both real and fake
at the same time?
325
00:13:32,385 --> 00:13:37,221
Well, a girl is dead, and that's
about as real as it gets.
326
00:13:39,674 --> 00:13:42,527
All right, so,
the last thing she did
327
00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:45,179
was she took a photo
on her phone.
328
00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,448
How did that photo
end up online?
329
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,616
No clue.
330
00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:51,852
It was originally posted
to a Thinman fan forum,
331
00:13:51,854 --> 00:13:53,354
but the I.P. address
was blocked.
332
00:13:53,356 --> 00:13:55,689
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
This thing has fans?
333
00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:59,460
Of course it does.
334
00:13:59,462 --> 00:14:01,879
Okay, well, then somebody wanted
this photo on the Internet,
335
00:14:01,881 --> 00:14:05,383
and I'm guessing that the ghost
didn't hop online to post it.
336
00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:10,171
[ Grunting ]
337
00:14:10,173 --> 00:14:11,639
Is the, uh,
sheriff around?
338
00:14:11,641 --> 00:14:13,107
There's a couple questions
we'd like to ask him.
339
00:14:13,109 --> 00:14:14,258
Uh,
sorry to disappoint.
340
00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,643
Sheriff's
on a hunting trip.
341
00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:18,379
But, uh, I appreciate
you agents being here.
342
00:14:18,381 --> 00:14:20,047
I could use
all the help I can get.
343
00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:22,266
Wait a second. Was this cracked
when you found it?
344
00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:24,202
Yeah, man.
Maybe she dropped it?
345
00:14:24,204 --> 00:14:26,437
911 call
went dead at 11:59.
346
00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:28,389
Wait, what time
was the photo posted?
347
00:14:28,391 --> 00:14:29,440
Around 2:00 a.m.
348
00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:31,325
But the coroner has
the death at midnight.
349
00:14:31,327 --> 00:14:32,877
How could she have posted
the photo from her phone?
350
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,028
That --
that's impossible.
351
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,914
Or...supernatural.
352
00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:38,199
What?
353
00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:39,917
Why would you
say that?
354
00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:41,953
A couple fellas came by,
uh, asking questions
355
00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:42,920
about the girl's death,
356
00:14:42,922 --> 00:14:44,422
suggested they might
be able to help.
357
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:47,208
They, uh, gave me a book
they wrote about, um...
358
00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,093
Thinman?
359
00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:50,545
Yeah.
360
00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:54,332
[ Clears throat ]
Just...
361
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:57,235
Not a fan?
362
00:15:03,091 --> 00:15:04,942
[ Tapping ]
363
00:15:26,832 --> 00:15:28,583
[ Tapping ]
364
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,469
Agents,
thanks for coming.
365
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,722
[ Scoffs ] What are these
two crapshoots doing here?
366
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:21,112
I figured it wouldn't hurt to go
a little "medium," you know?
367
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:27,085
Uh...two counties over,
folks were combing the place
368
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,370
for a poor little dead boy
back in August.
369
00:16:29,372 --> 00:16:32,173
The cops let a psychic
do her thing.
370
00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:34,676
Shish, bang, boom --
found a body a day later.
371
00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:36,544
Uh-huh. Excuse me.
372
00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:38,046
Is there any, uh,
security-cam footage.
373
00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:40,181
Uh, yeah, just...
374
00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:41,665
Hey.
375
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,017
Aah!
Aah!
376
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,770
I thought
I told you to beat it.
377
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,691
Oh, well, what are you gonna do.
You gonna out me, "agent"?
378
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,696
Okay, look, playing paparazzi
at a crime scene --
379
00:16:54,698 --> 00:16:56,814
who does that help
but yourselves?
380
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,650
The bloggers, Dean,
the believers --
381
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,685
everyone who needs
just a little proof
382
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,455
to know that Thinman
is out there.
383
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,407
Wait, so, you're saying
there's a lot of folks online
384
00:17:06,409 --> 00:17:07,959
that are pretty die-hard
about this thing?
385
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,994
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
386
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,996
You throw the right
Tibetan symbol into the mix,
387
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,548
you dumb asses ever think
388
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,050
the Thinman comes to life
as a Tulpa?
389
00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:17,585
Because
thousands of people
390
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:20,037
can agree that Thinman
is any one thing?
391
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,391
The lore changes
blog to blog.
392
00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:24,875
He's not a Tulpa.
393
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,211
Okay, all right.
All right.
394
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,846
Right here, right now,
cut the crap.
395
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,599
Do either of you actually
know what Thinman is?
396
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:35,219
No. We just play
Supernaturalists on TV.
397
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,573
We have no idea
what we're doing.
398
00:17:38,575 --> 00:17:40,908
[ Laughs ]
Of course we do.
399
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:46,330
Thinman, is part man,
part tree.
400
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,583
Some people believe
that he emerged
401
00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:51,402
from the nightmare
of an autistic boy.
402
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,337
All right,
so you have no idea.
403
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,423
Norwood: Fellas,
you want to see this.
404
00:17:59,795 --> 00:18:03,030
All right,
check it out.
405
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,420
Whoa.
Harry: Whoa.
406
00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:12,223
Dean: All right,
so, how did he jump
407
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,558
from the parking lot
to the diner.
408
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,926
The doors were locked?
409
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,695
The footage shows Trey
locked them 10 minutes before.
410
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,147
Locked, not locked,
it doesn't matter.
411
00:18:19,149 --> 00:18:20,982
Everyone knows
Thinman can teleport.
412
00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:23,601
I didn't even
get a blip on my EMF.
413
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,153
So, maybe
it's not a ghost.
414
00:18:25,155 --> 00:18:27,205
You Feds believers now?
415
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,741
Okay, uh...
We're gonna go.
416
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,944
Uh, good work, deputy, agent.
Harry: Let's go. Let's go, man.
417
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,447
See it again.
418
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,759
Holy wow.
[ Chuckles ]
419
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,595
Someone posted
the diner footage of Thinman
420
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,180
in the comments section
of our blog.
421
00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:53,898
Who?
Who cares?
422
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,984
Maintain
current velocity.
423
00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:59,637
[ Grunting ]
424
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,990
Hey, wh-why are you
putting your ninja outfit on?
425
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:05,993
I'm not gonna wait
for someone else to die.
426
00:19:05,995 --> 00:19:09,163
I'm gonna
find Thinman tonight.
427
00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:11,148
Where?
The woods, obvi.
428
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,416
Uh, that's
kind of general.
429
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,152
Well, the lore says that
Thinman hangs out by trees,
430
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,622
and the woods
is where trees hang out.
431
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:21,926
Two kills in town --
local woods is the best bet.
432
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,328
Two people are dead --
really dead.
433
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,964
And I just keep thinking
that, you know,
434
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:30,184
maybe Sam and Dean
should just take over.
435
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:34,004
First of all, hell no.
436
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,190
And -- and quit raining
on my rainbow.
437
00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:37,808
Rainbows can't happen
without rain.
438
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,343
Don't try to use
science with me.
439
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,845
This is
about a-a feeling.
440
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,648
And we can't quit
when we're so close
441
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,533
to finding Thinman
and finally making up
442
00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:47,735
for everything we've lost
because of...what we do.
443
00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:49,737
Okay, it wouldn't be the worst
idea, though, you know,
444
00:19:49,739 --> 00:19:51,906
if we leave it
to the professionals.
445
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:56,077
[ Laughs ] We are
the professionals, Ed.
446
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:58,296
[ Goggles whirring ]
447
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,364
So, the woods?
448
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,417
Any woods, Ed.
Any woods.
449
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,586
Okay.
450
00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:08,839
Just grasping at straws here,
but when I think "teleport,"
451
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,225
I think
"Crossroads Demon."
452
00:20:11,227 --> 00:20:12,426
Mm.
453
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:17,548
Demon that likes to stab
and watch YouTube. Why not?
454
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,567
Oh, by the way, speaking
of which,
455
00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:22,753
the video of,
uh, Trey getting knifed --
456
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,156
it's already online.
457
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,724
It has, like,
2,000 views.
458
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,694
It's like somebody wants people
to see Thinman in action.
459
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,496
It's 'cause people will watch,
'cause people are sick.
460
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:35,783
And when did "viral" go
from that baby chimp
461
00:20:35,785 --> 00:20:39,570
falling out of a tree
to killer "Candid Camera"?
462
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,505
[ Snaps fingers ]
463
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,091
You know what video would have
gone viral, if we still had it?
464
00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:46,577
When you were five
and you got dressed up as Batman
465
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,878
and you jumped off the shed
466
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,347
'cause you thought
you could fly.
467
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,715
After
you jumped first.
468
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,017
Hey, I was nine, and I was
dressed up like Superman, okay?
469
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,218
Everybody knows
that Batman can't fly.
470
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,586
Well, I didn't know that.
I broke my arm.
471
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,771
[ Chuckling ]
I know you did.
472
00:20:56,773 --> 00:21:00,775
Man, I drove you to the E.R.
on my handlebars.
473
00:21:00,777 --> 00:21:02,610
[ Chuckles ]
474
00:21:02,612 --> 00:21:04,979
Well, good times.
475
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,436
[ Chuckles ]
476
00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:20,277
Yeah, they were.
[ Clears throat ]
477
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,129
[ Knock on door ]
478
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:27,802
Come on in.
[ Breathing heavily ]
479
00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:30,671
I got to tell you guys
something important,
480
00:21:30,673 --> 00:21:32,923
and then the case is yours.
481
00:21:36,645 --> 00:21:40,481
Harry here, solo Ghostfacer,
482
00:21:40,483 --> 00:21:45,403
investigating a possible
Thinman habitat...
483
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,572
in the woods.
484
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:54,745
All alone, deep in the woods,
a man could lose his marbles
485
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,332
being so close
to the blade of doom.
486
00:21:58,334 --> 00:22:04,839
Lucky for us,
I'm really good at marbles.
487
00:22:04,841 --> 00:22:07,625
All right, either you bleed
Ghostfacers red or you don't.
488
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,326
If Spruce wanted to start
a startup
489
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,012
and Maggie's heart
was in the roller derby,
490
00:22:11,014 --> 00:22:12,296
who am I to stop them?
491
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,598
But Harry -- I-I couldn't
let him give in to his girl.
492
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,333
I mean, she -- she called
the Ghostfacers stupid.
493
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,502
Stupid! Can you --
can you believe that?
494
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,603
You know, I-I don't care
495
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:21,272
how much money
her daddy's hedge fund has.
496
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:23,691
I just couldn't watch Harry
become a corporate stooge.
497
00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:26,176
Okay, this all sounds like
sad times at Bitchmont High.
498
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,062
What does this
have to do with the case?
499
00:22:28,064 --> 00:22:29,179
Harry was gonna leave,
500
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,532
so I needed to give him
a reason to stay.
501
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:37,204
I-I made up Thinman.
502
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,295
Harry:
Thinman stalks his victims,
503
00:22:44,297 --> 00:22:47,214
but the tables have turned,
my friends.
504
00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:51,085
The stalker is now the stalkee.
505
00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:56,206
So you're saying that
this crap is actually crap?
506
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,093
One old photo of a butler,
a lot of Photoshop later,
507
00:22:59,095 --> 00:23:02,263
and I posted on one of those
horror forums under "anonymous".
508
00:23:02,265 --> 00:23:03,814
And it blew up.
Yeah.
509
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:07,401
I only faked one case for us, and
then we're packing up to go home
510
00:23:07,403 --> 00:23:09,653
when somebody posted
a sighting of Thinman,
511
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:12,222
so...we went after it,
and that's how the Thinman
512
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,191
became
a crowdsourced legend.
513
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,746
Look, we were
at the front of it.
514
00:23:18,748 --> 00:23:20,331
It felt like something.
515
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,666
It -- it was so awesome
to have a following,
516
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,219
and Harry -- he was just --
he was so into it.
517
00:23:25,221 --> 00:23:27,421
Ed,
you have to tell him.
518
00:23:27,423 --> 00:23:28,405
You don't get it.
519
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,790
We were
the Thinman guys.
520
00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:31,408
Without the Thinman,
we're just...guys --
521
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,295
just --
we're just puffs.
522
00:23:34,297 --> 00:23:35,629
What?
523
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:36,914
What?
524
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:41,585
If I tell Harry, he's gonna
leave the Ghostfacers.
525
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,105
Listen, if you don't tell him,
he's gonna leave anyway.
526
00:23:44,107 --> 00:23:45,222
Trust me here.
527
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:48,476
Secrets
ruin relationships.
528
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:56,233
Okay, well, I'll just tell him
when the time is right.
529
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,285
Time's right now,
chief.
530
00:23:58,287 --> 00:24:00,955
Well, he's --
he's not here.
531
00:24:00,957 --> 00:24:03,290
Uh, he's --
he's out in the woods,
532
00:24:03,292 --> 00:24:05,442
uh, searching
for Thinman.
533
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:09,246
Okay, because Thinman, or
whatever the hell this thing is,
534
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:12,550
has killed two people, and now
Harry is in the woods alone.
535
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:15,636
Well, actually,
it's more like "wood," um,
536
00:24:15,638 --> 00:24:19,223
'cause I dropped him off by some trees
behind a grocery store.
537
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,294
[ Chuckles ] Guys, come on.
He's gonna be fine.
538
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,347
Guys?
539
00:24:26,349 --> 00:24:28,732
Harry: All right, what we have
here is a, uh, -- it's a --
540
00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,467
it looks like a formation
541
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,772
of sticks
in the shape of a pile.
542
00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:37,107
Could have been
left here for us by Thinman.
543
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,476
[ Rustling ]
What was that?
544
00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:46,250
Oh!
545
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:48,986
[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh, my God.
546
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,655
Oh, my God.
547
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:55,158
Oh, my God.
548
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,096
We are not alone.
549
00:25:05,353 --> 00:25:06,770
[ Screams ]
550
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,780
[ Vehicle approaching ]
551
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,649
[ Tires screech ]
552
00:25:28,043 --> 00:25:29,660
[ Thud ]
553
00:25:42,471 --> 00:25:43,638
Sam: Too tight?
554
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,907
Nope. No, I'm good.
I'm good.
555
00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:47,141
Yeah?
I'm good. All right.
556
00:25:47,143 --> 00:25:48,460
I think I'm just gonna
have to staple it
557
00:25:48,462 --> 00:25:50,445
when we get back
to the motel.
558
00:25:50,447 --> 00:25:52,580
We were right, Ed!
Thinman's real.
559
00:25:52,582 --> 00:25:53,082
Yeah.
560
00:25:53,088 --> 00:25:54,867
Some fresh tires tracks
back over there.
561
00:25:54,868 --> 00:25:56,584
I took some photos.
What for?
562
00:25:56,586 --> 00:25:58,970
Because that car might belong
to whoever knifed you.
563
00:25:58,972 --> 00:26:00,872
Well, whoever cut me
was Thinman,
564
00:26:00,874 --> 00:26:02,090
and Thinman doesn't drive.
565
00:26:02,092 --> 00:26:05,093
[ Chuckles ]
It was Thinman, jackass!
566
00:26:06,378 --> 00:26:09,013
I mean, I shouldn't have to
connect the dots for you guys.
567
00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:11,499
I figured, you know, you're
both intelligent, m-maybe.
568
00:26:11,501 --> 00:26:13,768
Um, Harry.
569
00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,120
What?
570
00:26:15,122 --> 00:26:18,556
Why didn't you tell me
that before?
571
00:26:18,558 --> 00:26:20,158
Because --
I-I don't know --
572
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,993
I thought you were
gonna get mad.
573
00:26:21,995 --> 00:26:23,394
Oh, good guess, Ed.
574
00:26:23,396 --> 00:26:25,063
I am mad.
575
00:26:25,065 --> 00:26:27,799
I'm really, really mad
at you right now.
576
00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:29,367
I-I can see that.
577
00:26:29,369 --> 00:26:32,153
You crashed the Jenga Tower
of our lives.
578
00:26:33,539 --> 00:26:35,039
I was gonna get married.
579
00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:38,760
I left her to run around
with you, living some lie.
580
00:26:38,762 --> 00:26:40,145
Well, at least we were
living it together.
581
00:26:40,147 --> 00:26:42,881
Seriously?
[ Chuckles ] Seriously?
582
00:26:42,883 --> 00:26:45,133
If I hadn't struck gold
with Thinman,
583
00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:47,335
you'd be doing a boring job,
doing boring numbers,
584
00:26:47,337 --> 00:26:48,720
answering to Dana's dad.
585
00:26:48,722 --> 00:26:50,221
Okay? I saved you, bud.
586
00:26:50,223 --> 00:26:52,257
Saved me? From what?!
587
00:26:52,259 --> 00:26:54,843
From living a nice life?
588
00:26:54,845 --> 00:26:57,044
From not getting stabbed?
589
00:26:57,046 --> 00:26:58,546
How selfish can you be?
590
00:26:58,548 --> 00:26:59,881
Well, maybe it's
not too late, you know?
591
00:26:59,883 --> 00:27:01,182
You could
call her and see.
592
00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:03,151
That's not gonna work.
Well, maybe -- maybe it will.
593
00:27:03,153 --> 00:27:04,769
No, it's not.
You want to know why?
594
00:27:04,771 --> 00:27:06,938
'Cause she's got some guy's arm
wrapped around her neck,
595
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:09,574
and it's "complicated",
okay?
596
00:27:09,576 --> 00:27:11,526
Look, Harry, we didn't know
from the start
597
00:27:11,528 --> 00:27:12,994
if Thinman
was real or not.
598
00:27:12,996 --> 00:27:16,564
I -- okay, look, maybe I had
some inside knowledge,
599
00:27:16,566 --> 00:27:18,333
okay, but does it
really make a difference
600
00:27:18,335 --> 00:27:19,784
if we keep it going
for the fans?
601
00:27:19,786 --> 00:27:21,119
They'll never know.
602
00:27:21,121 --> 00:27:23,188
I'll know.
603
00:27:25,207 --> 00:27:28,927
You made a chump
out of me, Ed.
604
00:27:28,929 --> 00:27:31,012
Harry, we can
get through this.
605
00:27:31,014 --> 00:27:33,081
We just debunk Thinman
606
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:35,733
and then we go back
to Ghostfacers.
607
00:27:35,735 --> 00:27:38,603
I can't.
608
00:27:40,723 --> 00:27:44,025
I can't trust you
anymore, Ed.
609
00:27:44,027 --> 00:27:46,895
Oh, come on, Harry.
610
00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:56,154
[ Sighs ]
611
00:27:56,156 --> 00:27:59,140
I get it.
You're pissed, okay?
612
00:27:59,142 --> 00:28:02,043
And -- and you don't mean
what you say.
613
00:28:02,045 --> 00:28:06,781
But, Harry, just tell me
what you need.
614
00:28:10,619 --> 00:28:13,221
I'll go
get some coffee, and --
615
00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:16,090
and you can
stay here and chill.
616
00:28:26,402 --> 00:28:28,353
[ Door opens ]
617
00:28:28,355 --> 00:28:29,971
Hey.
618
00:28:29,973 --> 00:28:32,240
How did it go?
[ Sighs ]
619
00:28:32,242 --> 00:28:37,328
It, um,
went, uh...Um...
620
00:28:50,793 --> 00:28:53,294
Hey.
621
00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:57,215
You okay?
622
00:28:57,217 --> 00:29:00,501
I just got punched
right in the feels.
623
00:29:08,527 --> 00:29:11,579
Um...
None of it was real, Sam.
624
00:29:11,581 --> 00:29:15,533
Ed was just pretending,
and now he wants me to pretend,
625
00:29:15,535 --> 00:29:19,320
like this is just something
I could get past.
626
00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:22,490
I know what you mean.
627
00:29:24,326 --> 00:29:26,511
Look, there are things
you can forgive,
628
00:29:26,513 --> 00:29:28,413
and there are things
you can't.
629
00:29:28,415 --> 00:29:30,865
So, which one is this?
630
00:29:30,867 --> 00:29:33,384
That's something you got
to figure out for yourself.
631
00:29:33,386 --> 00:29:36,638
[ Knock on door ]
632
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,805
Hey.
633
00:29:37,807 --> 00:29:39,173
Uh...
634
00:29:39,175 --> 00:29:43,494
I got a bead on those
tire treads, if you want to...
635
00:29:51,770 --> 00:29:53,604
What's up?
636
00:29:53,606 --> 00:29:56,274
So, the tires were only made
for one kind of car.
637
00:29:56,276 --> 00:29:58,526
It's a 1989 Geo Metro.
638
00:29:58,528 --> 00:30:00,361
Town this small -- there's only
one registered here.
639
00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:02,229
Deputy says it belongs
to a guy named Roger
640
00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:03,448
who works night security
641
00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:05,783
down at the mill
on the north side of town.
642
00:30:05,785 --> 00:30:09,671
So, this thing teleported,
but it has a job and car.
643
00:30:09,673 --> 00:30:11,072
What are we dealing with?
644
00:30:11,074 --> 00:30:13,207
Let's go find out.
645
00:30:23,719 --> 00:30:25,803
[ Sighs ] Oh.
646
00:30:27,923 --> 00:30:29,891
Sam and Dean
caught something,
647
00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:33,027
so they're gonna clean up
your mess.
648
00:30:33,029 --> 00:30:34,428
You're right.
It is my mess.
649
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:36,781
I should be the one out there
cleaning it up.
650
00:30:36,783 --> 00:30:38,232
You'd just make it worse.
651
00:30:40,435 --> 00:30:41,769
Oh, what?
652
00:30:41,771 --> 00:30:43,938
You were fine leaving Sam
and Dean before. Why not now?
653
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:46,440
I don't want to be a
jellyfish spine anymore, Harry.
654
00:30:46,442 --> 00:30:49,327
Jellyfish
don't have spines.
655
00:30:49,329 --> 00:30:50,378
Exactly.
656
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:52,246
Before the heartache,
before the lies,
657
00:30:52,248 --> 00:30:53,998
we set out
to help people, right?
658
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,633
Yeah.
659
00:30:55,635 --> 00:30:57,118
Mostly.
660
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,270
So, there's no reason
not to get out there
661
00:30:59,272 --> 00:31:01,339
and do what we
mostly set out to do.
662
00:31:01,341 --> 00:31:05,960
Harry, I-I can make this right
for the both of us.
663
00:31:10,516 --> 00:31:12,734
[ Sighs ]
664
00:31:15,571 --> 00:31:17,071
We can make it right.
665
00:31:17,073 --> 00:31:21,275
Y-you mean you want
to come with me?
666
00:31:33,122 --> 00:31:35,590
I thought we said my partner
and I would take care of this.
667
00:31:35,592 --> 00:31:38,009
Look, guys,
my boss is AWOL.
668
00:31:38,011 --> 00:31:39,594
We don't have a warrant.
669
00:31:39,596 --> 00:31:42,513
My ass is on the line
if this thing goes sideways.
670
00:31:42,515 --> 00:31:45,633
All right.
Just stay back.
671
00:31:50,189 --> 00:31:52,390
[ Gun cocks ]
672
00:32:01,984 --> 00:32:04,185
[ Electricity crackles ]
673
00:32:07,072 --> 00:32:09,674
Always wanted
to use these things.
674
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:22,073
[ Humming "Camptown Races" ]
675
00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:23,324
[ Groans ]
676
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,628
So, you're Thinman,
huh?
677
00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:29,246
[ Humming continues ]
678
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,881
That would make sense
if it didn't look
679
00:32:30,883 --> 00:32:33,367
like you just ate
a fat camp.
680
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,175
Oh, God, Sam,
make him stop.
681
00:32:41,177 --> 00:32:44,695
Hey, so, what's the deal?
What are you, Norwood?
682
00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:45,996
You a demon?
683
00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:48,599
I mean, how did you teleport
back at the diner?
684
00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:51,152
Team effort.
685
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,873
So, there was
no teleporting --
686
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,761
just a couple of douche bags
doing the "scream" thing.
687
00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:19,730
Wait,
I know who you are.
688
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:24,418
You're the busboy
from the diner.
689
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,388
So, what, you just wanted
to kill your boss?
690
00:33:27,390 --> 00:33:29,173
Trey was a dick.
[ Chuckles ]
691
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:31,025
And what about Casey?
692
00:33:31,027 --> 00:33:32,343
What did she do?
693
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,762
She wouldn't go out with me,
so I set her up
694
00:33:34,764 --> 00:33:37,031
with someone else --
my knife.
695
00:33:37,033 --> 00:33:39,784
[ Norwood laughs ]
696
00:33:39,786 --> 00:33:42,236
Good one, Rog.
697
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:46,874
I see the sheriff
didn't make it out of town.
698
00:33:46,876 --> 00:33:48,826
Well, he really should
have given me
699
00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:49,994
the time off I asked for.
700
00:33:49,996 --> 00:33:51,746
So, you killed him?!
701
00:33:51,748 --> 00:33:53,781
I didn't kill anyone.
702
00:33:53,783 --> 00:33:55,416
Roger did.
703
00:33:55,418 --> 00:33:57,451
He's the psycho.
704
00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:59,503
I'm the visionary.
705
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:02,973
I don't blame you
for underestimating me.
706
00:34:02,975 --> 00:34:04,892
Everybody does.
707
00:34:04,894 --> 00:34:07,261
Fancy Fed, coming in here,
708
00:34:07,263 --> 00:34:11,015
treating me like a paper monkey
from the get-go.
709
00:34:11,017 --> 00:34:12,933
But I was Thinman
the whole time.
710
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,970
Do you have any idea
how good that felt?
711
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,742
No, sicko,
I can't say that I do.
712
00:34:21,744 --> 00:34:23,327
Yeah,
pretty boy doesn't know
713
00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:25,162
what it's like
to feel invisible --
714
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:29,083
to grow up in a town of
300 people and nobody sees you.
715
00:34:29,085 --> 00:34:30,618
They didn't see us.
716
00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:36,073
So,
how did you two meet?
717
00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:38,042
Wackjob.com?
718
00:34:38,044 --> 00:34:40,177
[ Chuckles ] No.
719
00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:42,763
Just a couple of schmoes
in an empty bar.
720
00:34:42,765 --> 00:34:44,098
We hit it off.
721
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,683
Turns out me and Rog --
722
00:34:45,685 --> 00:34:48,035
we're both total
conspiracy-theory junkies.
723
00:34:48,037 --> 00:34:49,470
And then we found Thinman,
and, bam,
724
00:34:49,472 --> 00:34:51,672
we blew up all over
the message boards.
725
00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:54,992
So, what is this, then?
Some sort of a twisted cosplay?
726
00:34:54,994 --> 00:34:56,343
Cosreal.
727
00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:58,479
You know,
blogging was fun, but...
728
00:34:58,481 --> 00:35:00,481
But, let me guess,
you wanted something more.
729
00:35:00,483 --> 00:35:02,182
You realize
what you two jackasses
730
00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:05,319
are doing
doesn't make you Thinman.
731
00:35:05,321 --> 00:35:08,188
It makes you
copycat killers.
732
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:11,325
It makes me Thinman.
733
00:35:11,327 --> 00:35:14,829
And you're not
telling anyone I'm not,
734
00:35:14,831 --> 00:35:17,915
'cause you'll be
too dead to talk.
735
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,302
Show time.
736
00:35:21,304 --> 00:35:24,138
You two are lucky ducks.
737
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:26,257
You're the stars
of our best video yet.
738
00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:28,225
And when it goes viral,
739
00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:31,512
everyone will know
Thinman's real.
740
00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,574
And...Action!
741
00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,242
Sam: Wait, no, no, no. Don't!
[ Thud ]
742
00:35:47,329 --> 00:35:50,030
[ Tape ripping ]
743
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,242
Harry...
744
00:36:17,525 --> 00:36:20,110
[ Groans ]
745
00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:24,114
Oh, he got me!
He got me back!
746
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,434
It's Scooby-Doo time,
douche bag.
747
00:36:27,436 --> 00:36:29,820
Take off the mask.
748
00:36:29,822 --> 00:36:31,121
I know
you're not Thinman.
749
00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:32,940
You're just a "me-me".
750
00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:35,075
Ed,
it's pronounced meme.
751
00:36:35,077 --> 00:36:36,577
It's spelled m-e-m-e,
though.
752
00:36:36,579 --> 00:36:38,495
The second "e"
is silent. Yeah.
753
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:45,386
You're a me-me -- a-a man-meme,
and I invented you.
754
00:36:45,388 --> 00:36:47,454
Oh!
755
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,641
Good to know.
756
00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:52,092
Oh, sh--
757
00:36:52,094 --> 00:36:54,979
[ breathing heavily ]
758
00:36:54,981 --> 00:36:57,765
I'm a lover
of the classics, Ed.
759
00:36:57,767 --> 00:37:01,402
And what we have here
is a "Frankenstein" situation.
760
00:37:01,404 --> 00:37:04,188
I'm a lover
I mean, wow, the creator.
761
00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:06,490
I mean, we -- we were
gonna let one of you guys
762
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,742
live to tell our story
[chuckles] but now,
763
00:37:08,744 --> 00:37:11,478
once you two are dead,
there'll be no proof
764
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,481
that Thinman was your brainchilc.
765
00:37:30,899 --> 00:37:32,349
No.
766
00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:42,509
[ Gun cocks ]
767
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:44,395
Wait, no! No! No!
768
00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:45,779
No, look. Look at me.
769
00:37:45,781 --> 00:37:47,147
This is all my fault.
770
00:37:47,149 --> 00:37:50,284
Okay?
It's all my fault.
771
00:37:50,286 --> 00:37:52,236
I got enough bullets
for both of you.
772
00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:53,887
[ Gunshot ]
773
00:38:24,026 --> 00:38:26,461
So, are we good in there?
Yeah.
774
00:38:26,463 --> 00:38:28,079
[ Groans ]
775
00:38:28,081 --> 00:38:30,749
With the Thinman footage
and the way I set the bodies,
776
00:38:30,751 --> 00:38:32,867
there should be enough
breadcrumbs to make it look
777
00:38:32,869 --> 00:38:36,388
like those two psychos
offed each other.
778
00:38:38,891 --> 00:38:40,308
They were
just people, man.
779
00:38:40,310 --> 00:38:43,395
They weren't...demons.
They weren't monsters.
780
00:38:43,397 --> 00:38:47,882
They...were
just frickin' people.
781
00:38:47,884 --> 00:38:51,903
Yeah, well, like I said,
people are sick.
782
00:38:53,473 --> 00:38:57,309
S-so...Are we cool?
783
00:38:57,311 --> 00:38:58,810
[ Scoffs ]
784
00:38:58,812 --> 00:39:01,279
I don't think
we ever will be.
785
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,167
[ Chuckles ]
786
00:39:05,169 --> 00:39:07,552
I mean, you know,
we made it right.
787
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,571
We, uh --
we beat the guys.
788
00:39:09,573 --> 00:39:12,707
This could be our shot to start
the old Ghostfacers again.
789
00:39:12,709 --> 00:39:15,410
I came here with you to finish
this thing with Thinman.
790
00:39:15,412 --> 00:39:17,345
I wasn't just
closing a chapter, Ed.
791
00:39:17,347 --> 00:39:19,581
It was
the whole dang book.
792
00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:21,066
But you saved my life
back there.
793
00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:22,350
I killed a guy, Ed.
794
00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:24,085
He was a bad guy, Harry.
795
00:39:24,087 --> 00:39:25,554
He was a guy, Ed.
796
00:39:25,556 --> 00:39:29,140
Too many people have died
'cause of your crap.
797
00:39:29,142 --> 00:39:30,675
I've done
all this crap for us.
798
00:39:30,677 --> 00:39:32,527
I-I don't know why
you don't see that.
799
00:39:32,529 --> 00:39:36,064
No.
[ Chuckles ] No.
800
00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:38,433
You did this for you.
801
00:39:43,322 --> 00:39:49,444
Ed, there's a lot of things
I can forgive,
802
00:39:49,446 --> 00:39:52,330
so, what does this mean
about us?
803
00:39:54,467 --> 00:39:57,802
It means...
804
00:39:57,804 --> 00:40:00,505
It's complicated.
805
00:40:13,436 --> 00:40:16,087
Can I get a ride
from you guys?
806
00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:20,992
Yeah, sure.
807
00:40:26,148 --> 00:40:28,950
[ Car door opens ]
808
00:40:32,154 --> 00:40:34,339
[ Engine turns over ]
809
00:41:02,702 --> 00:41:05,737
Harry, you okay?
810
00:41:05,739 --> 00:41:08,022
Yeah.
811
00:41:08,024 --> 00:41:11,126
I mean, no.
812
00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:12,827
You roll with a guy
so many years,
813
00:41:12,829 --> 00:41:15,497
you start to think he's always
gonna be next to you.
814
00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:19,968
Like, when you're old and
you're drinking on the porch,
815
00:41:19,970 --> 00:41:22,504
he'll be in
that other rocking chair.
816
00:41:22,506 --> 00:41:24,389
And then something happens,
817
00:41:24,391 --> 00:41:30,712
and you realize that other chair
has gone empty.
818
00:41:37,737 --> 00:41:39,887
You know what I mean?
819
00:41:40,912 --> 00:41:45,912
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