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Chester,
you're not even dressed.
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- The reservation is in 15 minutes.
- Shh!
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He's back.
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Every night
at exactly 8:00 p.m.,
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the well-dressed
blond man appears.
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Chuck and Joanne
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are going to be waiting.
You don't understand!
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Every night, he does this.
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Every single night.
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He steps out of this building,
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walks exactly seven paces,
stops,
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and smiles.
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Honey, I am worried about you.
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Is he trying to communicate
with someone?
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Is he trying
to communicate with me?
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Why is he doing this?!
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But aside from
not being able
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to fart in the apartment,
how's living with Quinn?
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Oh, it's great.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 7x20 ♪
Trilogy Time
Original Air Date on April 9, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Yep.
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Living with Quinn
is great.
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Great, great,
great... great.
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So how bad is it?
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Pretty bad.
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Last night,
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I had just come back
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from my 8:00 fart.
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Sure.
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Go on.
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Still no mail.
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I think they only deliver it
once a day.
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Hey, listen,
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when I moved in here,
I sold all my stuff
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because I know you like
your place as is,
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and I was totally fine
with that.
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Just one little thing:
would it be okay
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if instead of using
your coffee mugs,
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we use mine?
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Hmm...
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No.
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Barney, she got rid
of all of her stuff for you.
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Oh, I see what this
is really about.
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Yeah, mugs.
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Coffee?
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Tea?
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Eh, religion.
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This is about the fact
that you don't think
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this relationship
is gonna last.
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That's why you don't want
to throw anything out.
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Because when
that inevitable breakup comes,
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you don't want
to buy new mugs.
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That's why I've never
thrown anything out
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for any relationship ever.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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Oh, that's right. I'm alone.
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Lily, here's the thing.
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It's my apartment,
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and I need to assert
my dominance as a man.
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Don't ever say that...
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to any girl ever.
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Too late.
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What did you just say to me?
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- She gave up her apartment for you!
- You said that to her?!
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Okay, you know what?
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I don't have to sit here and
take this from you ladies.
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I'm going to Ted's.
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The man cave,
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where guys can be guys.
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- Assert your dominance?
- It's like you have no respect for women.
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- What is wrong with you?
- You have a mother!
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You guys, too?
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I'm going to the Y for a shvitz.
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No, dude, hold on.
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You're not going anywhere.
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It's trilogy time.
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- Kids, here's the deal-
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It all started a long time ago
in a dorm room far, far away.
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Dude, if we fail
this econ final,
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for the rest of our lives
we're not gonna be able to...
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We won't know how to...
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Do you even know what econ is?
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No idea. We're screwed.
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But there's only one thing
left to do at at time like this.
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Watch the entire Star Wars
trilogy all the way through
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because I haven't done that
in, like, five years.
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Dude, you can't let that happen.
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If you're not trilling it
at least once every three years,
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the Dark Side wins.
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Okay, let's make a pact.
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No matter what,
every three years,
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we sit down
and trill it up big time.
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Agreed?
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A-Greedo.
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Wow.
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2003, I mean...
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What's that gonna be like?
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Hey, Ted.
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Sweet hair.
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I told you it would
eventually stop growing out
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and start growing down.
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Anyway, I'm just working
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on designing
yet another skyscraper.
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And I'm carrying this briefcase
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because now
I'm a successful lawyer...
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I like that.
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Can I make one adjustment?
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...with a cool mustache.
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Nice.
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And who knows, by then,
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you and Lily might be engaged.
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Engaged? Bro, I'm gonna do
way better than that.
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Ah, being pregnant
is so much fun.
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I want to do this
four more times.
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Oh, baby, how do you feel
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after spending all day
working on your art,
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since I make enough to
support us both financially?
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Horny.
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I hope we don't
bother you, Ted,
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because even though
we're married and pregnant,
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it still makes sense
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that we all share
adult-sized bunk beds.
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So, Star Wars?
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Sure, I don't have to be at work
until late afternoon-ish
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because my boss appreciates that
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I like to stay up late
drinking and...
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rocking out with our band.
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Did someone say rocking out?
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♪ ♪
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Whoa, who's the babe?
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That's the best part.
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Guys, you remember
my awesome girlfriend
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who was a virgin
until we met?
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Mm-hmm.
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My name's Rhiannon,
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like the Stevie Nicks song.
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I'm hot, but in a crunchy,
earthy kind of way.
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Oh, and I'm from England.
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Nice.
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Okay, Star Wars time.
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But first, we jam.
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Good thing I spent
the last three years
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learning to wail on guitar.
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♪ ♪
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Babe.
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Yup, our band is
gonna be in demand.
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And luckily,
there'll be plenty of supply.
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Supply? Demand?
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Dude, do you realize
what we just did?
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We used econ.
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We're gonna ace this final.
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We both got zeroes.
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Oh, dude,
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2003 is gonna be awesome.
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"Satisfaction"?
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"Hot Cross Buns."
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Well, keep it up, bro.
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So, you ready to watch
the trilogy?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I really thought
that by now I'd be a lawyer
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with a kick-ass mustache,
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but I still haven't even
gotten into law school,
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and my facial hair
just grows in patchy.
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Just red and patchy.
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Come on.
Your life's not that bad.
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Dude, I manage a Structure.
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But you get 10% off vests.
That's something.
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- The vests are pretty sweet, but, look...
- Yeah.
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Lily and I aren't married.
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We don't have a baby
on the way.
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But we did get
the cool apartment.
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That we can barely afford.
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I mean, I don't see
any way that our lives
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are better now than they
were three years ago.
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Oh, really, Marshall?
Nothing comes to mind?
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By the way, guys, this is Lisa.
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You'll be seeing
a lot more of Lisa.
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And they never saw her again.
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Whassaaaa!
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Okay,
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three years ago,
we had this whole fantasy
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about how great
our lives were gonna be,
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and it didn't pan out.
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But I'm telling you,
three years from now,
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when we're watching
the trilogy in 2006,
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our lives
are gonna be awesome.
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Ah, hello, Ted.
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I'm an environmental lawyer now.
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Sure, it's not
the most lucrative field,
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but luckily I have
the cash and prizes
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from my historic seven-week run
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on Wheel of Fortune...
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Can I just make
one little adjustment?
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...for which I was knighted
by Her Majesty, the Queen.
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Ah, Lady Aldrin.
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Oh, Sir Marshall.
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I cannot wait to get a house
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down the street
from your parents
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so we can be close to your mom,
whom I get along with now.
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Good, good.
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But here's the best part.
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Rhiannon, hurry!
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Just because I designed
the opera house
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doesn't mean they'll hold
the curtain for us.
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Just kidding.
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Of course it does.
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Take your time, my love.
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Hey, guys, it's me again.
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I'm pretty much
the same as last time,
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only now I'm super-rich
and fancy.
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And it still makes sense
that we all live together.
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What about you, Barney?
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Any predictions for 2006?
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Oh, yeah. Picture it.
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By the way, guys,
this is Jody.
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You'll be seeing
a lot more of Jody.
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And they never saw her again.
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Whassaaaa!
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How is that any different
from your life right now?
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It's not. I'm KFC, baby.
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You don't mess
with the Colonel's recipe.
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I want things to stay
exactly the same,
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but with a different hottie.
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'Cause Barney don't slurp
no sloppy seconds,
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especially his own.
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Okay, the bottom line is
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things are gonna get better.
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Well, all I care about is
getting into law school.
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You will.
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2006 is gonna be awesome.
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And look what happened.
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You got into law school,
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just like I said you would.
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See, things aren't so bad.
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Lily left me.
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And now I'll never have
a mustache.
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Baby, there you are.
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I have spent all day thinking
about all the naughty,
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naughty things
you and I are gonna do
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to cheer up Marshall.
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Like what?
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Um...
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Uh, I'll you guys
hang out, okay?
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Um, I'll just be...
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waiting in the bedroom.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean that
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to sound like Ted and I are
gonna do a kind of thing.
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Okay, okay.
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See you.
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Marshall, this will pass.
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Trust me.
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Three years from now...
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Briefcase, lawyer,
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00:10:03,344 --> 00:10:04,693
knighthood, mustache,
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all that stuff from before.
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00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,197
Congratulations, bro.
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00:10:08,199 --> 00:10:10,032
And congratulations
to you too, Ted,
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for locking this down.
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00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:14,236
You know, it's weird,
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I never thought I
would get married,
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but you talked me into it.
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00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:19,291
Or rather, banged
me into it.
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00:10:19,293 --> 00:10:21,076
You're so good in bed, ooh.
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How is this helping me?
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I'm getting to it.
267
00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:30,052
In three years, not only
will Lily be back, but...
268
00:10:30,054 --> 00:10:33,872
It's so nice to be married
to a wonderful guy
269
00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:36,809
and be carrying his child.
270
00:10:36,811 --> 00:10:39,061
I think you're being
kind of optimistic, Ted.
271
00:10:39,063 --> 00:10:41,647
Can I make
one little adjustment?
272
00:10:41,649 --> 00:10:45,667
It's so nice to be married
to a wonderful guy
273
00:10:45,669 --> 00:10:47,319
and carrying his child,
274
00:10:47,321 --> 00:10:49,438
and here he is now.
275
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,573
Guys, I want you to meet
276
00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:53,525
some douchey guy named Trey.
277
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,778
- 'Sup, bro?
- Mmm.
278
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,562
I don't know
what I love more:
279
00:10:57,564 --> 00:10:59,331
his thick mustache
280
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:00,416
or his trucker hat.
281
00:11:00,418 --> 00:11:02,451
You know I hate those hats.
282
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,120
Then you're really gonna
hate this sonogram.
283
00:11:08,074 --> 00:11:11,710
Nooo...
284
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,913
ooo...!
285
00:11:15,999 --> 00:11:19,635
A baby in a trucker hat.
That's awesome.
286
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,702
Anyway,
Ted's right.
287
00:11:20,704 --> 00:11:23,188
2009's gonna rule.
288
00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:25,190
By the way, guys,
this is Maya.
289
00:11:25,192 --> 00:11:29,111
You'll be seeing
a lot more of Maya.
290
00:11:30,281 --> 00:11:32,114
And they never saw her again.
291
00:11:32,116 --> 00:11:33,598
Whassaaaa!
292
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,766
Okay, seriously,
293
00:11:34,768 --> 00:11:36,034
at least tell me
you're gonna
294
00:11:36,036 --> 00:11:37,769
change the what
will by then be
295
00:11:37,771 --> 00:11:39,104
nine-year-old beer
commercial reference.
296
00:11:39,106 --> 00:11:40,038
I mean,
come on.
297
00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,290
There's got to be
at least one way
298
00:11:41,292 --> 00:11:42,875
that you'd like the future
to be different.
299
00:11:42,877 --> 00:11:45,461
I guess there is one thing.
300
00:11:45,463 --> 00:11:47,279
By the way, guys, this is Maya.
301
00:11:47,281 --> 00:11:49,415
You'll be seeing
a lot more of Maya.
302
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,550
And not because
of these these.
303
00:11:51,552 --> 00:11:54,703
Because of these.
304
00:11:55,472 --> 00:11:57,673
Back boobs--
the visual stimulation
305
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,758
of missionary meets
the emotional detachment
306
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,093
of doggy-style.
307
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,394
Patent pending.
308
00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:03,762
Whassaaaa!
309
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,797
The point is, Marshall,
310
00:12:05,799 --> 00:12:09,701
this time in three years,
everything is gonna be great.
311
00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:15,991
See? Lily came back.
312
00:12:15,993 --> 00:12:19,111
Of course, Robin and I
didn't end up together.
313
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,196
But I did get engaged.
314
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,998
And left at the altar.
315
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,033
But I did start
my own architectural firm.
316
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,785
And it failed
after a few months.
317
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,787
- Can we put the movie on, please?
- Yeah.
318
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,621
Sure, buddy.
319
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,156
Hey, by the way,
where is Robin?
320
00:12:31,158 --> 00:12:33,008
In the summer of 2009,
321
00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:35,110
Barney and Robin
were secretly dating.
322
00:12:35,112 --> 00:12:37,629
Oh, uh, Barney said she's
taking some extension class
323
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,348
in how to decoupage,
and Barney's taking
324
00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:41,333
a different decoupage class
in the same building.
325
00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:43,602
That's why they shared
that cab that one time.
326
00:12:43,604 --> 00:12:46,939
We were idiots.
327
00:12:46,941 --> 00:12:48,840
Wait a minute.
328
00:12:48,842 --> 00:12:53,428
You're saying that Barney Stinson
is at a decoupage class?
329
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:56,648
That means we can watch
Star Wars on his giant TV!
330
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,484
Punch it, Chewy!
331
00:13:02,655 --> 00:13:04,907
Oh.
332
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,024
You're back
from decoupage.
333
00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:07,376
What's decoupage?
334
00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:10,078
Oh, uh, yeah, I took that
cab there that one time.
335
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,580
Hold on.
336
00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:15,700
Come on in.
337
00:13:16,753 --> 00:13:19,204
We were hoping we could
watch the trilogy here.
338
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:22,140
Uh, sure. But, uh...
339
00:13:22,142 --> 00:13:24,376
first go look out
my, uh, bedroom window.
340
00:13:24,378 --> 00:13:26,345
There's a, uh...
341
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,147
naked lady, uh...
342
00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:31,716
jumping up and down
on a mini-trampoline
343
00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:34,436
in the apartment
across the, uh...
344
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,904
street.
345
00:13:40,726 --> 00:13:43,328
Get me out of this thing!
346
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,613
There's no time!
347
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,949
Barney, I am not ready for them
to find out about us.
348
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,067
Then you're gonna have to stay
in there for the entire trilogy.
349
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:51,336
Don't worry. It's
only 382 minutes.
350
00:13:51,338 --> 00:13:52,671
Nerd!
351
00:13:55,592 --> 00:13:57,793
So, where do you guys think
we'll be in three years?
352
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,578
It'll be 2012.
353
00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,463
That's an easy one.
354
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,698
Guys, this is Sophia.
355
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,750
You'll be seeing a lot more of...
356
00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:08,503
Okay, that is so weird.
357
00:14:08,505 --> 00:14:11,823
I was just trying
to use the force.
358
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:14,276
Do you think instead
of making a beer
359
00:14:14,278 --> 00:14:17,279
fly out of the fridge,
I made that lamp break?
360
00:14:17,281 --> 00:14:19,448
Either that
or the stormtrooper did.
361
00:14:20,534 --> 00:14:23,318
Oh, the stormtrooper
would never do that.
362
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,838
He knows that lamp costs $1,200.
363
00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,274
Anyway, while it's just us guys,
364
00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:32,461
let me ask you something:
we've all had that same fantasy
365
00:14:32,463 --> 00:14:36,548
about having sex with a girl in
a stormtrooper costume, right?
366
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:39,217
- Mmm, no.
- Never.
367
00:14:39,219 --> 00:14:40,669
Guys...
368
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,221
come on, no girls around,
just us bros.
369
00:14:43,223 --> 00:14:44,473
Safe space.
370
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:47,125
Let's stop being polite
and start gettin' real.
371
00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:49,144
Stormtrooper fantasy.
372
00:14:49,146 --> 00:14:50,929
Every guy's had that one, right?
373
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,565
Not even once, no.
No, no, no.
374
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:56,318
So I'm the weird one?
375
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,969
Yeah.
Yeah.
376
00:14:57,971 --> 00:14:59,271
Yeah.
377
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,355
How about you, Ted?
378
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,308
How's your life gonna
be different
379
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,327
Oh, you know,
the usual.
380
00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:07,579
Gonna meet a nice girl
and get married.
381
00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:10,115
I mean, I know I say that
every year, but...
382
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,951
let's be honest,
in 2012, I'll be 34.
383
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,786
If it still hasn't
happened for me by then,
384
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:18,874
something is seriously
wrong with me!
385
00:15:28,217 --> 00:15:32,454
Something is seriously wrong
with me.
386
00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:38,438
I can't do
this anymore.
387
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,789
I can't
keep smiling
388
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,524
and being optimistic
all the time
389
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,693
when all the evidence
points to the contrary.
390
00:15:43,695 --> 00:15:45,912
You really think
that three years from now
391
00:15:45,914 --> 00:15:47,363
things aren't gonna be awesome?
392
00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:49,666
I'll tell you what
things are gonna be like
393
00:15:49,668 --> 00:15:51,684
three years from now.
394
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:55,772
Uh, yes, hello. I see
395
00:15:55,774 --> 00:16:00,326
on my frozen entree for one
they printed this number
396
00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:03,029
where I can voice
comments and concerns.
397
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,698
Well, there's more cinnamon
398
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,568
in the cobbler than usual.
399
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,937
No, I like cinnamon.
400
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,376
Oh, you're very welcome
for my comment.
401
00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:19,946
Wait! Uh, don't go.
402
00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:22,615
Um... do you like cinnamon?
403
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:24,667
Hello? Hello?
404
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,543
Marshall, you want
to watch Star Wars?
405
00:16:33,545 --> 00:16:35,128
No, can do, old bean!
406
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:36,612
You see, we're up on the Cape
407
00:16:36,614 --> 00:16:37,997
living the idyllic
family lifestyle
408
00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:39,448
that you've always
dreamed of.
409
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:44,037
Oh, and I'm pregnant
with baby #5!
410
00:16:44,039 --> 00:16:46,005
But baby #4 isn't even out yet.
411
00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,757
I'm just that good!
412
00:16:47,759 --> 00:16:48,891
Oh, oh, hold on.
413
00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:50,626
There's somebody wants
to say hello to you.
414
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,346
Hey, Ted.
415
00:16:53,348 --> 00:16:55,565
I just wanted to say
that things are great,
416
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:58,584
and I'm married to that
douchey guy in the trucker hat.
417
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,019
Whassup, bra?
418
00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:03,139
It turns out it was just you
419
00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:04,874
I didn't want to commit to.
420
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:06,809
Oh,
421
00:17:06,811 --> 00:17:09,312
and I got back boobs.
422
00:17:09,314 --> 00:17:11,330
So things are great!
423
00:17:11,332 --> 00:17:12,632
Buh-bye!
424
00:17:17,455 --> 00:17:19,455
By the way, Ted,
this is Melanie.
425
00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,457
You'll be seeing a
lot more of Melanie.
426
00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:22,759
Wait-wait-wait a minute!
427
00:17:22,761 --> 00:17:24,093
Who is Melanie?
428
00:17:24,095 --> 00:17:26,179
Come on, Barney, if there's
one thing I can count on
429
00:17:26,181 --> 00:17:27,463
not to change,
it's you walking in
430
00:17:27,465 --> 00:17:29,048
with some random
girl on your arm.
431
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,467
No. No, I don't want that.
432
00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:32,769
For the first time
433
00:17:32,771 --> 00:17:34,887
in my life, I don't
want to find myself
434
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,856
in three years
with some random girl,
435
00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:38,841
no matter
how many boobs she has.
436
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,577
I want to be with Quinn.
437
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,348
Guys...
438
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,568
you're gonna be seeing
a lot more of Quinn.
439
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:51,037
Dude, we've been to the
Lusty Leopard. We've seen plenty.
440
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:53,823
I kind of walked into that one.
All right, bye-bye.
441
00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:00,746
What are you doing?
442
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,465
We're living together,
I'm excited about it,
443
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,434
and I'm getting
rid of my mugs.
444
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,003
That was mine.
445
00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:09,422
Sorry. I don't know
which are which.
446
00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:12,725
Truth is, I never
drink coffee at home.
447
00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:14,177
This one?
Mm-hmm.
448
00:18:14,179 --> 00:18:15,895
There!
449
00:18:15,897 --> 00:18:18,097
I don't need my coffee mugs
'cause I got yours!
450
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,899
For the rest of my life.
451
00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:22,652
Or as... long as
you'll have me.
452
00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:24,904
We haven't really talked
about the future.
453
00:18:24,906 --> 00:18:27,056
Did I make things awkward?
454
00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:28,491
Just keep smashing mugs.
455
00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:31,944
Or donate them.
456
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,779
Point is,
457
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:36,699
I plan on being with you
for a long time.
458
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,618
You okay with that?
459
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,074
Sounds great.
460
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,495
Ooh.. Oh!
461
00:18:51,014 --> 00:18:54,383
I am so sorry.
462
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:55,635
No, no, it's great.
463
00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:58,771
A guy has to be the first one
to let 'er rip.
464
00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:00,857
I was actually hoping
this would happen soon.
465
00:19:00,859 --> 00:19:03,425
I've been crop-dusting
the patio for weeks.
466
00:19:03,427 --> 00:19:05,261
- The patio!
- Mm-hmm.
467
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:07,263
I've been going
out on the street,
468
00:19:07,265 --> 00:19:10,366
like, exactly this time
every night.
469
00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:12,869
Where are you, blond man?!
470
00:19:12,871 --> 00:19:15,238
Show yourself!
471
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,207
I will be at my mother's.
472
00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:20,442
We're a real couple now,
aren't we?
473
00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:22,495
We are.
474
00:19:29,454 --> 00:19:32,338
Hey, buddy, I get
that you're bummed.
475
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,457
But I got a good feeling
about 2015.
476
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,760
I think that's
gonna be your year.
477
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:40,730
Kids, that was the one time
I ever lost faith
478
00:19:40,732 --> 00:19:43,966
in the idea that my life
would be better in three years.
479
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:46,903
And what's funny is,
three years from that moment,
480
00:19:46,905 --> 00:19:48,938
my life was amazing.
481
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,523
All right!
It's trilogy time!
482
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,308
Can I just lodge
one complaint?
483
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,743
This is a guy's tradition.
484
00:19:53,745 --> 00:19:56,329
It's kind of a lame move
on Ted's part to bring a chick.
485
00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:58,915
Come on, dude...
cut him some slack.
486
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,166
I know. He loves her.
487
00:20:00,168 --> 00:20:02,835
And I'll give him this:
she is pretty damn cute.
488
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:05,254
Thank God she takes
after her mother.
489
00:20:05,256 --> 00:20:08,708
All right,
let's watch this thing!
490
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,376
TV...
491
00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:14,663
play Star Wars trilogy.
492
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:19,135
Play Star Wars tril...
493
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,053
You know what?
Screw it.
494
00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:26,375
Okay, you are about to see
something awesome.
495
00:20:26,377 --> 00:20:28,177
And just know this:
496
00:20:28,179 --> 00:20:30,429
Han shot first.
497
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,950
I wonder if things'll
be a lot different
498
00:20:33,952 --> 00:20:37,403
when we watch the trilogy
again in 2018.
499
00:20:37,405 --> 00:20:39,755
I hope not.
500
00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:50,468
Oh, that was awesome.
501
00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:53,905
You were right--
not weird.
502
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,439
No.
503
00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:59,442
== sync, corrected by elderman ==