1 00:00:01,116 --> 00:00:04,300 Kids, I told you stories about all the big holidays-- 2 00:00:04,418 --> 00:00:05,649 Christmas... 3 00:00:06,162 --> 00:00:07,367 Halloween... 4 00:00:08,293 --> 00:00:09,548 Thanksgiving... 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,279 but one holiday was always my favorite-- 6 00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:15,043 Super Bowl Sunday. 7 00:00:15,053 --> 00:00:17,864 And there was one Super Bowl back in 2007 8 00:00:17,874 --> 00:00:19,524 that I will never forget. 9 00:00:19,534 --> 00:00:21,087 Marshall, you're on beer detail. 10 00:00:21,097 --> 00:00:22,980 Lily, you're making the bean dip. 11 00:00:22,993 --> 00:00:25,098 Uh, Robin, you're on chips and pretzels, 12 00:00:25,101 --> 00:00:26,773 and Barney, I'm giving you nothing to do 13 00:00:26,787 --> 00:00:29,614 so you can just focus on controlling your gambling problem. 14 00:00:29,789 --> 00:00:31,093 "Problem." 15 00:00:31,247 --> 00:00:33,362 Oh, poor Superman, he should really do something 16 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:35,432 about his flying problem. 17 00:00:35,446 --> 00:00:38,263 It's not a problem if you're awesome at it. 18 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:42,343 And I will be going to Quinn's to pick up the world's greatest food, 19 00:00:42,356 --> 00:00:44,611 the Super Bowl Hot Wings Platter. 20 00:00:44,828 --> 00:00:47,490 If I were a chicken, I'd go cannibal for those bad boys. 21 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:49,340 Just eat my own damn wing off. I don't care. 22 00:00:49,356 --> 00:00:51,291 I'm crazy like that. 23 00:00:52,268 --> 00:00:53,981 Here's the info for tomorrow night. 24 00:00:53,996 --> 00:00:55,163 What's tomorrow night? 25 00:00:55,176 --> 00:00:57,683 Oh, God, you didn't hear? 26 00:00:58,075 --> 00:00:59,572 Mark died. 27 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:02,511 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh. 28 00:01:02,526 --> 00:01:04,272 The funeral's tomorrow at 6:00, and I know 29 00:01:04,287 --> 00:01:06,720 it would have meant a lot to Mark if you came. 30 00:01:06,925 --> 00:01:09,631 You guys were his favorite customers. 31 00:01:10,146 --> 00:01:13,160 - Stay strong. - We're so sorry. 32 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,410 Who was Mark? 33 00:01:17,426 --> 00:01:19,762 - No idea. - Not a clue. 34 00:01:20,765 --> 00:01:23,732 Well, I guess we should go, right? 35 00:01:24,325 --> 00:01:28,020 Wait... tomorrow night at 6:00, that's the Super Bowl. 36 00:01:28,808 --> 00:01:31,902 Okay, I feel terrible, but the truth is we didn't know Mike. 37 00:01:31,915 --> 00:01:32,770 - Mark. - Mark, 38 00:01:32,785 --> 00:01:34,822 and as long as we send flowers, 39 00:01:34,836 --> 00:01:36,992 I can't think of any reason we'd have to go. 40 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:38,253 Get out of here! 41 00:01:38,268 --> 00:01:41,063 I never want to see your face in this bar again! 42 00:01:43,018 --> 00:01:46,751 This soulless bastard just told me he can't come to Mark's funeral 43 00:01:46,766 --> 00:01:48,971 because he wants to watch the Super Bowl. 44 00:01:48,988 --> 00:01:50,872 Could you believe that? 45 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,281 You guys are coming, right? 46 00:01:54,295 --> 00:01:56,451 Yes... Wouldn't miss for the world. 47 00:02:11,607 --> 00:02:13,313 Okay, here's the plan : 48 00:02:13,328 --> 00:02:15,482 record the game, go to the funeral, 49 00:02:15,496 --> 00:02:17,240 - pay our respects to Matt... - Mark. 50 00:02:17,258 --> 00:02:20,611 Mark, and start watching only an hour late. 51 00:02:21,046 --> 00:02:23,830 Okay, that's great, but just to make sure it records, 52 00:02:23,846 --> 00:02:25,610 maybe we should bow our heads and say a quiet prayer 53 00:02:25,648 --> 00:02:27,261 to the TiVo gods. 54 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,592 Almighty TiVo, 55 00:02:32,016 --> 00:02:34,691 we thank you for all the gifts you have given us: 56 00:02:34,705 --> 00:02:37,010 the power to freeze live TV to go take a leak 57 00:02:37,028 --> 00:02:38,892 is nothing short of Godlike. 58 00:02:39,498 --> 00:02:42,173 Let's not forget fast-forwarding through commercials. 59 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:45,131 It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, 60 00:02:45,148 --> 00:02:47,040 O magic box, 61 00:02:47,107 --> 00:02:50,942 but if you malfunction and miss the Super Bowl, 62 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:53,472 we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats. 63 00:02:53,485 --> 00:02:54,740 - Amen. - Amen. 64 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:57,072 We are not fast-forwarding through the commercials. 65 00:02:57,087 --> 00:02:58,261 Yeah, they're the best part. 66 00:02:58,277 --> 00:03:00,151 Oh, come on. Remember last year? 67 00:03:00,165 --> 00:03:03,613 Who wants to watch a monkey in a coconut bra order a pizza? 68 00:03:03,686 --> 00:03:06,062 Oh, my God. This monkey was so cute. 69 00:03:07,468 --> 00:03:10,132 Seriously, that's the last time I'm gonna call you today. 70 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,302 Okay. 71 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,973 Good-bye. 72 00:03:13,498 --> 00:03:15,221 You didn't hang up either! 73 00:03:15,235 --> 00:03:17,081 I know! You hang up! 74 00:03:17,095 --> 00:03:18,681 You hang up! 75 00:03:20,337 --> 00:03:22,251 My bookie. Great guy. 76 00:03:22,757 --> 00:03:25,803 So let me get this straight. A funeral is the one time you don't suit up? 77 00:03:25,816 --> 00:03:27,753 Have I taught you nothing, Ted? 78 00:03:27,768 --> 00:03:29,031 Virtually. 79 00:03:29,045 --> 00:03:31,113 Suits are full of joy. 80 00:03:31,126 --> 00:03:34,490 They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile. 81 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:35,591 "Sartorial"? 82 00:03:35,608 --> 00:03:37,673 "Of or pertaining to tailors or their trade." 83 00:03:37,686 --> 00:03:39,552 Suits are for the living. 84 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,220 That's why when it's my time to R.I.P. 85 00:03:41,235 --> 00:03:43,431 I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it-- 86 00:03:43,468 --> 00:03:45,851 buck naked. Yeah. 87 00:03:45,867 --> 00:03:47,281 It's gonna be awesome. 88 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:50,423 Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies. 89 00:03:50,435 --> 00:03:52,132 What up?! 90 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:25,783 - Such a waste. - I know. 91 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,342 He was so young. 92 00:04:27,356 --> 00:04:30,763 A hand-stitched, cashmere, double-breasted Dolce & Gabbana. 93 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:32,832 It must be so frightened. 94 00:04:33,338 --> 00:04:35,122 This is going faster than I thought. 95 00:04:35,137 --> 00:04:37,113 We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake, 96 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:39,092 we'll be watching the game by 8:00. 97 00:04:39,156 --> 00:04:41,700 And even though we didn't see any whales, 98 00:04:41,717 --> 00:04:45,141 Mark and I both said it was the best day of our lives. 99 00:04:45,907 --> 00:04:48,313 Okay, I'm getting us another round. 100 00:04:48,325 --> 00:04:50,142 And when I come back, 101 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:53,130 everyone else is telling their favorite Mark story. 102 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,201 Dibs on the one Carl just told. 103 00:04:58,785 --> 00:05:02,390 Okay, I have to be at work exactly one Super Bowl from now. 104 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:04,381 Oh, let's face it, we're not going to get to watch it. 105 00:05:04,415 --> 00:05:06,061 We should just find out the score. 106 00:05:06,075 --> 00:05:07,520 Oh, thank God! I'll find out. 107 00:05:07,535 --> 00:05:10,202 No, no, no, we can't! We have to watch the game together. 108 00:05:10,215 --> 00:05:11,461 It's tradition. 109 00:05:11,476 --> 00:05:14,412 Think of all the great times we've had watching this game. 110 00:05:14,425 --> 00:05:17,203 Second down, everyone drink. 111 00:05:17,975 --> 00:05:19,783 Ted, it's not a drinking game 112 00:05:19,795 --> 00:05:22,230 if you drink anytime anything happens. 113 00:05:22,246 --> 00:05:24,481 Are these chicken wings or angel wings? 114 00:05:24,495 --> 00:05:26,421 God, I love these things. 115 00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:28,573 I love you guys. 116 00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:32,190 This is so great, all of us watching the Super Bowl together. 117 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,250 This is special. 118 00:05:35,316 --> 00:05:38,052 We need to do this every year-- promise me! 119 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:39,540 Calm down, buddy. 120 00:05:39,577 --> 00:05:41,172 Oh, commercials! 121 00:05:41,185 --> 00:05:42,893 Everyone drink! 122 00:05:45,705 --> 00:05:49,693 God, this is such a great tradition, all of us watching the game together. 123 00:05:49,707 --> 00:05:51,440 How did this start? 124 00:05:51,457 --> 00:05:54,322 Hey, Barney, I bet you 20 bucks that Casey misses this field goal. 125 00:05:54,337 --> 00:05:56,801 I don't bet. Betting's for suckers. 126 00:05:56,818 --> 00:05:59,492 Make it like a dollar or something, you know. Who cares? No big deal. 127 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,203 Fine. 128 00:06:02,235 --> 00:06:04,872 See, there you go, he made it. You win. 129 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:07,863 Wait. This is mine, just like that? 130 00:06:07,986 --> 00:06:10,172 God, that feels good. 131 00:06:10,186 --> 00:06:12,911 No, that feels really... good. 132 00:06:12,928 --> 00:06:14,331 What else can we bet on? 133 00:06:14,346 --> 00:06:16,422 Nothing, it's the halftime show. 134 00:06:16,437 --> 00:06:19,151 Oh, so lame. 135 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,870 Nobody even pays attention. 136 00:06:20,888 --> 00:06:23,712 I mean, Janet Jackson, who cares? 137 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:29,992 God, how cool is Robin? 138 00:06:30,007 --> 00:06:32,740 I can't believe you invited this girl we've only known for a few months 139 00:06:32,778 --> 00:06:34,352 to our sacred day. 140 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:36,052 Now she's gonna be in all the pictures. 141 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:37,592 Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll give you the Seahawks 142 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:39,480 plus six points for 500 bucks. 143 00:06:39,498 --> 00:06:41,550 Are you crazy? Maybe for $50. 144 00:06:41,563 --> 00:06:43,468 $50?! What fun is $50?! 145 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:46,683 Why don't we just bet air?! God, Marshall! 146 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:48,004 Okay, $50. 147 00:06:48,019 --> 00:06:49,280 Hey, I'll take that action. 148 00:06:49,297 --> 00:06:51,640 Seahawks, but make it four points and make it a grand. 149 00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:54,501 Hey, these wings, are they chicken wings or angel wings? 150 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,781 Oh, commercials! 151 00:06:55,795 --> 00:06:58,890 Monkey with a coconut bra. Hilarious. 152 00:07:00,148 --> 00:07:02,693 Look, we always watch the Super Bowl together. 153 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:05,423 So we make a pact to watch it tomorrow at 6:00 154 00:07:05,438 --> 00:07:08,092 and go the next 18 hours without finding out who won. 155 00:07:08,106 --> 00:07:09,790 That's impossible. 156 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:11,923 I'm not gonna lie to you. It's not gonna be easy. 157 00:07:11,938 --> 00:07:14,580 That means no TV, no Internet, 158 00:07:14,596 --> 00:07:16,340 no newspapers, nothing. 159 00:07:16,358 --> 00:07:18,032 Media blackout. 160 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,763 But our tradition lives on. 161 00:07:19,776 --> 00:07:21,432 Who's in? 162 00:07:22,148 --> 00:07:23,550 - I'm in. - I'm in. 163 00:07:23,566 --> 00:07:25,403 - I'm in. - What the hell, I'm in. 164 00:07:25,415 --> 00:07:28,490 - High five! - Dude, we're at a wake. 165 00:07:28,505 --> 00:07:31,422 Sorry. Solemn low five. 166 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:37,101 As the day began, none of us had any idea how hard it would be 167 00:07:37,116 --> 00:07:40,561 to go nine hours without hearing the outcome of the Super Bowl. 168 00:07:40,575 --> 00:07:43,001 I decided to work from home to avoid contamination 169 00:07:43,015 --> 00:07:45,122 by the outside world. 170 00:07:49,255 --> 00:07:52,541 Hey, take this key and swallow it. 171 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,630 What? No. 172 00:07:53,646 --> 00:07:56,433 Come on, Ted, you eat salads. It'll be out by game time. 173 00:07:56,446 --> 00:07:58,210 Lots more, no. 174 00:07:58,226 --> 00:07:59,861 I'm not messing around, Theodore. 175 00:07:59,878 --> 00:08:02,400 I've got a lot of money riding on this game. 176 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,563 If I don't handcuff myself to this radiator, 177 00:08:04,576 --> 00:08:06,850 I'll check the score. Please take the key. 178 00:08:06,865 --> 00:08:07,960 Fine. 179 00:08:07,975 --> 00:08:09,790 But only because you didn't think through a bathroom plan 180 00:08:09,825 --> 00:08:11,920 and I think that's funny. 181 00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:23,292 The media blackout was particularly hard on Robin 182 00:08:23,305 --> 00:08:25,863 because, well, she was the media. 183 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:28,153 But unfortunately, the City won't be fixing 184 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:30,641 the unusually large pothole any time soon, 185 00:08:30,658 --> 00:08:33,412 so buckle up if you're on the BQE. 186 00:08:33,428 --> 00:08:35,360 It's gonna be a bumpy one. 187 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:37,921 Like morning commutes needed to get any harder. 188 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,572 You're right, Kevin. 189 00:08:39,876 --> 00:08:43,100 Well, Robin, what do you say? I think it's time to check in with Sid 190 00:08:43,117 --> 00:08:45,302 - for a sports update. - No! 191 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,893 - What? - No. 192 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:50,740 But it's, uh, time for Sports. 193 00:08:50,757 --> 00:08:54,620 No, it's not. It's time for Weather. 194 00:08:54,638 --> 00:08:56,910 We, we just did Weather. 195 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:59,272 Well, weather's pretty fickle, 196 00:08:59,286 --> 00:09:00,512 it may have changed. 197 00:09:00,525 --> 00:09:02,892 What's it doing out there, Lou? 198 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,641 Pretty much the same thing it was two minutes ago. 199 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:10,803 Back to you, Robin. 200 00:09:12,616 --> 00:09:15,371 Okay, now it's time for Sports. 201 00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:18,261 No! Let's go to Traffic Todd 202 00:09:18,277 --> 00:09:20,312 in the Metro News 1 Gridlock Chopper. 203 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,331 Robin, it's time for Sports! 204 00:09:25,058 --> 00:09:26,940 Over to you, Sid. 205 00:09:27,338 --> 00:09:30,750 Thank you, Kevin and Robin. 206 00:09:30,765 --> 00:09:33,402 Let's talk about the Super Bowl. 207 00:09:33,895 --> 00:09:35,852 Weeks earlier, Marshall had promised Lily 208 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:38,832 he'd come into her kindergarten class for show-and-tell day. 209 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,313 And he's a little bit double-jointed... 210 00:09:41,806 --> 00:09:44,973 And his favorite animal is the Loch Ness monster. 211 00:09:44,986 --> 00:09:46,711 Lily, how many times...? 212 00:09:46,725 --> 00:09:48,482 Nessie is a gentle creature. 213 00:09:48,497 --> 00:09:51,422 We're trying to stay away from terms like "Monster." 214 00:09:51,906 --> 00:09:55,453 Well, I think we can all agree, he is much more interesting 215 00:09:55,466 --> 00:09:57,741 than Sally's one-eyed goldfish. 216 00:09:57,757 --> 00:10:00,341 Three weeks in a row? Come on, Sally. 217 00:10:01,055 --> 00:10:03,592 Okay, well, that's all the time we have. 218 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,592 Arts and crafts, everybody. 219 00:10:08,345 --> 00:10:11,033 Hey. I'm Doug. 220 00:10:11,048 --> 00:10:13,201 Oh, hey, I'm Marshall. 221 00:10:14,745 --> 00:10:17,671 Are you going to be staying here for the rest of day? 222 00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:19,581 Yeah, I'm actually trying to hide out 223 00:10:19,595 --> 00:10:21,911 'cause I don't want to know who won the Super Bowl. 224 00:10:21,928 --> 00:10:23,863 I know who won. 225 00:10:23,876 --> 00:10:26,552 Oh, um, that's great, but I really don't want to know, 226 00:10:26,566 --> 00:10:28,830 so if you could just keep that to yourself. 227 00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:32,762 How badly do you not want to know? 228 00:10:33,445 --> 00:10:34,841 Excuse me? 229 00:10:34,855 --> 00:10:36,832 Ten bucks. 230 00:10:37,026 --> 00:10:38,423 Are you serious? 231 00:10:38,436 --> 00:10:40,683 Just went up to eight. 232 00:10:41,346 --> 00:10:42,921 Unlock me, Ted. 233 00:10:42,937 --> 00:10:45,242 I've never gone this long without calling my bookie. 234 00:10:45,258 --> 00:10:46,731 He worries. 235 00:10:47,638 --> 00:10:49,352 Not until game time. 236 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,530 Where are you going? 237 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:52,893 Pick up the hot wings. 238 00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:55,522 What? How the hell are you planning on getting 239 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:57,822 in and out of a sports bar without seeing the score? 240 00:10:57,837 --> 00:10:59,040 There's TVs everywhere. 241 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,581 Ah, don't worry. 242 00:11:00,596 --> 00:11:02,093 I got it all planned out. 243 00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:03,592 First of all: 244 00:11:03,607 --> 00:11:05,843 I placed duct tape on a pair of sunglasses 245 00:11:05,857 --> 00:11:08,262 so I can only see out of two tiny holes. 246 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:12,061 Next, I constructed blinders out of an old cereal box. 247 00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:14,901 Top it all off: high-tech noise-reducing headphones 248 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:16,923 I bought when Marshall and Lily first got back together 249 00:11:16,956 --> 00:11:18,463 and were doing it a lot. 250 00:11:18,476 --> 00:11:22,271 I call it the Sensory Deprivator 5000. 251 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,702 Hello! Uh, my name is Ted Mosby. 252 00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:49,520 I'm here to pick up my hot wings. 253 00:11:49,538 --> 00:11:51,882 In my hand, you'll find the exact total for the wings 254 00:11:51,895 --> 00:11:53,832 plus a generous tip. 255 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,440 Please take the cash. 256 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:58,541 Put the wings in my hand and I'll be on my way. 257 00:12:00,408 --> 00:12:02,073 Thank you! 258 00:12:06,537 --> 00:12:10,433 And that closes the book on one heck of a Super Bowl. 259 00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:12,461 Back to you, Kevin and Robin. 260 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,541 We'll be right back. 261 00:12:19,335 --> 00:12:21,373 And we're clear. 262 00:12:21,388 --> 00:12:22,762 I'm sorry. 263 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,393 Um, Robin, is it just me, 264 00:12:24,408 --> 00:12:25,872 or were you doing something different there? 265 00:12:25,907 --> 00:12:27,820 I haven't watched the game yet. 266 00:12:27,835 --> 00:12:29,350 I'm begging you, for the rest of the newscast 267 00:12:29,385 --> 00:12:32,142 there can't be any references to who won the Super Bowl. 268 00:12:32,157 --> 00:12:33,852 I mean, change the teleprompter. 269 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,951 No team names, nothing specific. 270 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:38,472 That is crazy. I can't do that. 271 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,461 My friend Mark passed away this week. 272 00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:44,983 Okay, sweety okay. Okay, I'm so sorry. 273 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,920 Back in five... four... 274 00:12:46,936 --> 00:12:48,893 - three... - It's just so hard. 275 00:13:16,276 --> 00:13:19,372 Ha! Who's the idiot now?! 276 00:13:19,386 --> 00:13:22,642 You said the Sensory Deprivator 5000 was stupid. 277 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:24,242 But it totally worked! 278 00:13:24,258 --> 00:13:26,981 I couldn't see or hear anything happening around me. 279 00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:29,330 Right?! Right?! 280 00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:32,260 No...! 281 00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:35,303 And if that weren't bad enough, 282 00:13:35,317 --> 00:13:37,823 I was about to have a horrible realization. 283 00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:39,721 Where's the dipping sauce? 284 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,521 The team that won, want to know what their name rhymes with? 285 00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:47,490 Come on, dude. You promised you'd stop 286 00:13:47,507 --> 00:13:49,462 if I ate all those crayons. 287 00:13:49,476 --> 00:13:51,481 Why are you doing this? 288 00:13:52,316 --> 00:13:54,701 I'm in love with Miss Aldrin. 289 00:13:55,387 --> 00:13:58,902 Well, you can't have Miss Aldrin, she's mine. 290 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,633 Okay, now who did this? 291 00:14:13,755 --> 00:14:15,351 I did. 292 00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:18,183 Does that mean Marshall gets a time-out? 293 00:14:18,447 --> 00:14:21,232 Well, Marshall's a grownup, so... 294 00:14:21,247 --> 00:14:24,321 When one of us breaks something, we get a time-out. 295 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,981 Sorry. 296 00:14:33,865 --> 00:14:35,860 And after the Super Bowl, 297 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,733 the mayor of the losing team's city had to pay up, 298 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,660 sending the mayor of the winning team's city 299 00:14:40,675 --> 00:14:45,133 15 pounds of a delicacy his or her city is famous for. 300 00:14:45,147 --> 00:14:48,700 Better fire up whatever type of grill, steamer or fryer 301 00:14:48,718 --> 00:14:53,260 one might use to cook that delicacy, Winning Team's Mayor. 302 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,283 Hey. 303 00:14:56,078 --> 00:14:58,471 - Hey. - I'm not talking to you. 304 00:14:58,486 --> 00:14:59,742 Yes, you are. 305 00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:01,640 You'll do whatever I say. 306 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:04,450 - Hold your breath. - I'm not holding my breath. 307 00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:06,312 The winning team was the... 308 00:15:07,028 --> 00:15:09,381 Now here's how this is going to work: 309 00:15:09,397 --> 00:15:12,561 you're going to take me to three R-rated movies a week... 310 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,573 And then Uncle Marshall got an idea. 311 00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,750 It was not one he was proud of in retrospect, 312 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,893 but desperate times... 313 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,161 Oh, no. 314 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,453 Somebody wet their pants. 315 00:15:27,465 --> 00:15:28,953 - No, I didn't. - Oh, really? 316 00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:30,233 Who's everyone gonna believe? 317 00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:32,351 I'm a grownup third-year law student at Columbia 318 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,873 and you're just a little pants wetter. So now I ask you a question: 319 00:15:35,888 --> 00:15:38,843 You want to be able to quietly sneak off to the restroom and dry off 320 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,600 or am I gonna have something for show and tell today? 321 00:15:41,868 --> 00:15:44,260 - Hey, everyone... - Okay, okay. 322 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,010 You win. 323 00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:47,812 I want my money back. 324 00:15:51,165 --> 00:15:53,870 And your pudding snack pack. 325 00:15:58,455 --> 00:16:00,431 Sir, who won the Super Bowl? 326 00:16:00,447 --> 00:16:02,040 Sorry. I missed the game. 327 00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:03,693 You missed...?! How could he miss...? 328 00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:05,480 Excuse me! Who won the Super Bowl?! 329 00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:07,522 I... don't really follow sports. 330 00:16:07,537 --> 00:16:09,071 Oh, my...! 331 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,310 Emmitt Smith! 332 00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:13,992 Oh, thank God. 333 00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:15,591 Yeah, I get that a lot. 334 00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:18,123 You got to tell me, who won the Super Bowl? 335 00:16:18,136 --> 00:16:20,351 The game was last night? 336 00:16:20,736 --> 00:16:23,322 You know, once you win two or three of those things, 337 00:16:23,337 --> 00:16:25,972 it's kind of like, eh. 338 00:16:26,087 --> 00:16:28,912 But you're Emmitt Smith. You're a football player, it's Super Bowl Sunday. 339 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,192 What could possibly be more important than football?! 340 00:16:32,607 --> 00:16:36,412 Dance, my friend. Dance. 341 00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:41,743 No...! 342 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,343 Hello! It's me again. 343 00:17:02,358 --> 00:17:05,292 Oh! I didn't recognize you. 344 00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:08,573 Yeah, you forgot to give me the dipping sauce! 345 00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:14,533 Ah. Yes. 346 00:17:14,546 --> 00:17:15,903 This is the one. 347 00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:19,703 It was 4:00, and so far, all of us had done the impossible. 348 00:17:19,718 --> 00:17:22,583 But then, almost simultaneously, 349 00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:24,322 things started to go wrong. 350 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,480 And let's end the day on a happy note. 351 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:28,441 There is a new arrival at the Bronx Zoo. 352 00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:31,141 Trish Sanchez has the story. 353 00:17:42,347 --> 00:17:44,732 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, dude, look out. 354 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:49,303 And in honor of yesterday's big win... 355 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,782 - Hey, buddy, look out. - Dude, watch out! 356 00:18:01,937 --> 00:18:04,252 ...the zoo decided to name the baby panda 357 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,381 after Super Bowl champions... 358 00:18:06,398 --> 00:18:07,812 No...! 359 00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:10,992 No...! 360 00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:13,410 No...! 361 00:18:24,158 --> 00:18:26,281 Yes...! 362 00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:33,510 Awesome. Just in time for kick-off. 363 00:18:33,528 --> 00:18:35,300 None of you guys found out the score, right? 364 00:18:35,318 --> 00:18:37,112 - Mission accomplished. - Didn't find out. 365 00:18:37,128 --> 00:18:39,530 Great. Let's do it. I already fast-forwarded 366 00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:43,073 through the four hours of pre-game coverage. So we are ready. 367 00:18:43,828 --> 00:18:45,923 Barney, I can't even look at you. 368 00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,641 I don't want any sign of who won. 369 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:50,352 Don't worry, I'm not going to give anything away. 370 00:18:50,365 --> 00:18:52,143 Feel free to start without me. 371 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:57,113 Ah...! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 372 00:18:57,127 --> 00:18:59,141 So much money! You screwed it up, Barney! 373 00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:02,450 You screwed everything up! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 374 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,033 Okay, let's watch the game. 375 00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:07,890 Barney, what the hell was that? We know who you bet on. 376 00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:10,242 Now you've ruined the game for everyone. 377 00:19:10,298 --> 00:19:12,871 Yeah. Thanks a lot, Barney. 378 00:19:12,887 --> 00:19:14,022 Way to blow it. 379 00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:16,690 Yeah, I didn't know and now I do know. 380 00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:19,802 There's no point in even watching the game. 381 00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:28,980 Well, at least the commercials aren't ruined. 382 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,713 Wings are still good. 383 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:32,500 Beer still works. 384 00:19:35,236 --> 00:19:36,702 Ah, what the hell. 385 00:19:36,715 --> 00:19:38,801 Let's watch Barney lose some money. 386 00:19:40,147 --> 00:19:41,402 Hey, so check this out: 387 00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:44,033 I got extorted by a five-year-old today. 388 00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:46,313 I almost got fired today. 389 00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:47,770 I met Emmitt Smith today. 390 00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:48,932 Ooh, you go first. 391 00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:51,311 I tried out the Sensory Deprivator 5000. 392 00:19:51,325 --> 00:19:53,092 Yeah, go ahead, Barney. 393 00:19:53,287 --> 00:19:55,631 Well, I was frantically running down the street 394 00:19:55,647 --> 00:19:57,492 trying to find out the score to the game... 395 00:19:57,507 --> 00:19:59,001 And here's the funny part, 396 00:19:59,015 --> 00:20:01,430 as unforgettable as that Super Bowl was, 397 00:20:01,446 --> 00:20:05,410 here it is 23 years later and I don't remember who won... 398 00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:07,842 Hell, I don't even remember who played. 399 00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:10,421 What I do remember is that we drank beer, 400 00:20:12,237 --> 00:20:17,290 I didn't only lose the game, I lost every single prop bet. 401 00:20:17,308 --> 00:20:20,802 Total penalty yardage, number of replay-challenges, 402 00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:21,873 coin toss... 403 00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:24,312 What are the odds of losing the coin toss? 404 00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,182 50-50, give or take. 405 00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:30,553 Interceptions, field-goals, total sacks, 406 00:20:30,607 --> 00:20:33,753 whether or not there'd be a safety, first...