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NARRATOR: Kids, up to
this point in the story,
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we had found doppelgangers.--
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Eerie but awesome look-alikes
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for four of the five members
of our little group.
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There was Lesbian Robin...
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(spits)
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Mustache Marshall...
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Stripper Lily...
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and Mexican Wrestler Me.
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Yes, mine was the coolest.
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(cheering)
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And so we were all eager
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to find The Fifth Doppelganger:
Barney's.
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Turned out,
it was more important
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to some of us than others.
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We agree there's no sense
in having a baby
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until we've seen
all five doppelgangers, right?
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Yeah, of course.
Stands to reason.
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Okay, so, when we finally see
Barney's doppelganger,
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that's the universe
telling us it's go time.
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And that's when
we'll start trying.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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And then one day,
a few weeks later...
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Baby, were we serious about
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the whole Fifth
Doppelganger thing?
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I mean, having a baby
is a pretty big thing
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to leave up to the universe.
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Yeah, I know it's crazy.
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It's just so much easier
to let the universe decide.
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Why do you ask?
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Boom!
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Universed!
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Oh, my God!
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Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
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That could easily be Barney
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pulling some scam
to meet chicks.
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I'm one step ahead of you.
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Go for Barney.
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Barney, hey.
It's Marshall.
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So you are at work?
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You're not--
I don't know--
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driving a cab, wearing a wig.
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Yes, I'm at work.
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That's the sound of my stapler.
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That's the sound
of my three-hole punch.
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And this is the sound
of me filing
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my corporate guidelines
on sexual harassment.
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(shredder buzzes)
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What is up?!
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Got to go, Big Chief.
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Barney's at work.
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That-that was The
Fifth Doppelganger.
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Marshall Eriksen...
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put a baby in my belly.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I can't wait to tell the gang.
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This is one of those moments
you dream about.
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"Guys...
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"Lily and I...
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are having unprotected sex."
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Ooh, I just got the chills.
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We're not gonna say anything.
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What? Why?
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Marshall, if we tell them,
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we're basically
inviting them into
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the most private,
intimate moment of our lives.
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You guys banging?
(Marshall and Lily scream)
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Keep going; I'm
not even here.
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But just for the record,
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having a baby: huge mistake.
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Now, show me what you got.
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Uncle Teddy's here!
(Marshall and Lily scream)
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Quick question:
How you guys gonna handle
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the whole Santa thing?
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I'm thinking, just be honest.
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(chuckles):
Ah, hell. I'll dress up.
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This just in...
(Marshall and Lily scream)
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is what Marshall Eriksen
is about to say to his wife
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as he attempts
to impregnate her.
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Chopper 12 is live on the scene
with "Baby Watch: 2010."
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(helicopter hovering)
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(wind blustering)
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Okay, fine. I won't tell anybody
about the baby thing.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
Guys...
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We saw The Fifth Doppelganger!
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(gasps) Whoa!
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Amazing!
That is awesome!
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Mm-hmm.
Ooh, freaky.
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A brunette Barney.
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I know.
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Say what you will
about the guy,
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but Barney seems right
as a blond.
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Well, that's true.
Not every dude
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can pull that off
the blond look.
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I don't know about that.
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What?
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Oh, that summer
I was lifeguarding
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at the Chagrin Falls
Country Club,
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I was lathering a little
lemon juice into the old mop,
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playing with some
natural highlights.
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Let's just say there were a few
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senior citizens who pretended
to drown on my watch.
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And sadly, one who did.
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Anyway,
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I'd look good blond.
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MARSHALL: Okay, people,
we're in a delicate
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but very, very promising
situation here.
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LILY: If we play the
next 30 seconds right,
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Ted will dye his hair blond.
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ROBIN:
Guys, this is mean.
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We can't--
uhp, just pictured it.
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How do we do this?
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TED:
What are we all thinking about?
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Nachos?
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MARSHALL:
Ted Mosby responds to
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one thing above all else.
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TED:
I don't know, I'm still
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kind of full from lunch.
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MARSHALL:
A bunch of people emphatically
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telling him
not to do something.
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Follow my lead.
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TED:
Ah, screw it, I could eat.
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Yes, we'd all like
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some nachos.
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I love you, buddy, but
there's absolutely no way
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that you could pull off blond.
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It-it just wouldn't
look right.
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Yeah, seriously, Ted,
don't go blond.
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(bangs table) I'm going blond!
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No!
No!
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That is not the outcome
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we were hoping for!
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NARRATOR:
Now, kids, Robin and Don
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were becoming
such a great team, both off
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and on the air, that local
Channel 12 started asking them
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to guest-host some of
their other top-notch programs.
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So, that's why Monty and I
vow never to do drugs.
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Because drugs are bad.
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Right, Monty?
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We, sure,
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man-made
chemical stuff.
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But things that grow in nature--
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they're okay to try,
like, once or twice.
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Not looking for
gray areas here, Monty.
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I don't think it's right
to lie to the kids, Moo-Moo.
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So... what are you saying?
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I've experimented with drugs.
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(gasps)
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NARRATOR:
Fun fact: highest-rated
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Monty and Moo-Moo episode ever.
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Mmm.
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Hmm, what was that for?
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Before I met you, I'd
given up on everything.
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Relationships, career, pants.
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(both chuckle)
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But you made me
want to try again.
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I love you for that.
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Oh. Huh?
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Ooh.
(chuckles)
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Oh, I see.
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Mmm.
(chuckles)
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Hi. Hey, hi.
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Sorry.
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Um, you don't know me,
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but I just wanted
to say thank you.
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You're actually a very
important person in my life.
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Important?
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More like legendary.
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Marshall, it's me!
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Barney!
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NARRATOR: Oddly enough,
this would rank as only
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the second biggest surprise
of the day.
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Wow, this is just very sudden.
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Sure, I can get you
an answer by tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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(sighs softly)
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Ted, something big
has just happened,
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and you're the most
sensible person I know.
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I need to talk to you right now.
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You know what, it can wait.
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No, go ahead. I'm listening.
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Okay, well,
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the executive producer from WNKW
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happened to see our
show the other morning
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and loved me.
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They offered me the lead
anchor job, starting next week.
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Wow, that's great!
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It is great.
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But, um, here's the catch.
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WNKW is in...
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(dryer whirring)
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H-Helen, kill the dryer!
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(dryer stops)
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Is in Chicago.
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But you were
The Fifth Doppelganger.
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How-how can you be you?
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I called you, Barney;
We had a whole conversation!
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Ah, yes, I know what happened.
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See, people at work have
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this very strange expectation
that I, well, work.
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(scoffs)
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I know, I know.
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So to make my colleagues think
I'm busting my hump
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when I'm really out humping
busty chicks,
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I decided to record
a special message.
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What is up?!
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Got to go, Big Chief.
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How can it be a recording?
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You called me Big Chief,
my special workplace nickname.
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Oh, buddy.
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(exhales forcefully)
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Hey, hey.
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Come on, Big Chief.
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Don't.
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Just don't.
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Why does this have
to happen now?
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I mean, just when things are
going so great with Don.
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(sighs)
It's the never-ending battle
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of my life:
Career versus romance.
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(laughs):
"Never-ending battle"?
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Career has been
trouncing romance for years.
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It's like the Globetrotters
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versus the Generals.
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Career's sinking hook shots
from half court,
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Romance is just
a bunch of slow white guys
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who couldn't make it
in the Italian league.
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(sighs)
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Ted, I'm lost.
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What should I do?
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Okay, you seriously need
to talk to Don about this.
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I'm just too confused
to put this on Don.
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I need to leave him out of it
until I figure out what I want.
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That makes sense.
Yeah.
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And I'm sorry I can't give you
better advice on this.
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The truth is,
it's impossible for me
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to be objective
about you moving away.
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Mm. Did you get a manicure?
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No, I didn't get a...
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He sure did.
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Flo!
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Why are you brunette
and driving a cab?
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Oh, that.
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You know how
it's my dream to have sex
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with at least one woman from
every country on the planet?
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Sure.
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Wow.
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You're doing surprisingly well
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in the Baltics.
Mm-hmm.
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So, I figure,
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what's the quickest way
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to get around the world
in 180 lays?
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Lease a cab and wait outside
the U.N. building
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for hot foreign chicks.
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It was the perfect plan.
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There was only one small detail
I didn't take into account.
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Chicks don't want
to bang cab drivers.
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Chicks do not want
to bang cab drivers!
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And I put a lot of
work into this one.
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I can't believe this.
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Now I got to tell Lily The Fifth
Doppelganger is a fake.
264
00:09:19,721 --> 00:09:21,154
So? What does she care?
265
00:09:21,155 --> 00:09:25,192
Lily decided that once
we spotted your doppelganger,
266
00:09:25,193 --> 00:09:26,793
we'd start trying to have kids.
267
00:09:26,794 --> 00:09:28,261
Kids?! No!
268
00:09:28,262 --> 00:09:29,463
Uh-uh!
269
00:09:29,464 --> 00:09:32,232
The rule is: no kids
until you're at least 45!
270
00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:34,534
Do you ever read my blog?!
271
00:09:34,535 --> 00:09:37,237
It's gotten a lot better.
272
00:09:37,238 --> 00:09:39,940
I'm ready to be a dad, you know?
273
00:09:39,941 --> 00:09:44,311
But Lily needs some sign
from the universe.
274
00:09:44,312 --> 00:09:46,213
And now it could be years.
275
00:09:46,214 --> 00:09:48,749
I'm sorry, buddy.
276
00:09:50,051 --> 00:09:51,718
That'll be $37.50.
277
00:09:51,719 --> 00:09:53,020
NARRATOR:
So that night,
278
00:09:53,021 --> 00:09:56,123
Marshall went home
to break the bad news to Lily.
279
00:09:56,124 --> 00:09:58,125
The universe has spoken.
280
00:09:58,126 --> 00:10:01,762
Marshall Eriksen,
let's make a baby.
281
00:10:02,597 --> 00:10:04,297
I...
282
00:10:05,566 --> 00:10:07,434
Okay.
283
00:10:07,435 --> 00:10:08,969
(both moaning)
284
00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:11,805
Hey.
Hey.
285
00:10:11,806 --> 00:10:16,076
(laughing hysterically)
286
00:10:18,012 --> 00:10:20,280
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
287
00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:22,282
I heard you were doing this,
so I worked on some stuff.
288
00:10:22,283 --> 00:10:24,251
Uh, hey, uh, I'm planning
a "White Wedding."
289
00:10:24,252 --> 00:10:26,620
Tell me, Billy Idol,
is it a nice day for that?
290
00:10:26,621 --> 00:10:27,621
(chuckles)
291
00:10:27,622 --> 00:10:29,222
Some other Billy Idol ones.
292
00:10:29,223 --> 00:10:30,457
Um, if anyone's looking for
293
00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:32,459
the real Slim Shady,
he's right here.
294
00:10:33,261 --> 00:10:34,428
That one's only okay.
295
00:10:34,429 --> 00:10:36,530
Robin, why aren't you
getting in on this?
296
00:10:36,531 --> 00:10:39,266
Okay, first of all,
I'm getting tons of compliments.
297
00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,868
Second of all, tell him.
298
00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:43,270
He's not getting
tons of compliments.
299
00:10:43,271 --> 00:10:44,471
No, the other thing.
300
00:10:44,472 --> 00:10:45,639
ROBIN:
Oh.
301
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,142
I might move to
Chicago next week.
302
00:10:51,312 --> 00:10:53,313
Mm, um, hey, baby.
303
00:10:53,314 --> 00:10:54,214
Hmm?
304
00:10:54,215 --> 00:10:56,550
Not for nothing or nothing,
305
00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:58,685
but we'd still be doing this
306
00:10:58,686 --> 00:11:00,887
even if we hadn't seen
Doppelganger Barney, right?
307
00:11:00,888 --> 00:11:02,456
Ooh, but we did see him,
308
00:11:02,457 --> 00:11:05,225
which means the universe--
in all its infinite wisdom--
309
00:11:05,226 --> 00:11:07,327
is telling you to stick me
310
00:11:07,328 --> 00:11:09,096
and stick me real good.
311
00:11:09,097 --> 00:11:13,366
I can't. I can't in good
conscience stick you.
312
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:16,970
(sighs)
I know what's bothering you.
313
00:11:16,971 --> 00:11:18,004
Really?
314
00:11:18,005 --> 00:11:20,073
The cabbages didn't look
315
00:11:20,074 --> 00:11:21,475
enough like Barney.
316
00:11:21,476 --> 00:11:25,178
Well, that's just not true.
317
00:11:25,179 --> 00:11:26,680
No! Time-out!
318
00:11:26,681 --> 00:11:28,248
This is a group decision!
319
00:11:28,249 --> 00:11:31,885
You can't just move to Chicago
unless we all say it's okay.
320
00:11:31,886 --> 00:11:33,854
Barney, I think
this has to be Robin's...
321
00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:35,455
Stay out of this,
Brigitte Nielsen
322
00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:37,824
or Dolph Lundgren
from Rocky IV!
323
00:11:37,825 --> 00:11:39,559
We need Marshall and Lily.
324
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,595
That cabbie was like
a foot shorter than Barney!
325
00:11:41,596 --> 00:11:43,330
He was the exact same size!
326
00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:45,665
And you know what?
I think he was Asian.
327
00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,568
Yeah, that guy was like
a tiny, graying Asian man
328
00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,637
WI-with a soul patch
and a potbelly.
329
00:11:50,638 --> 00:11:52,639
Have you completely forgotten
what Barney looks like?!
330
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,508
You guys banging?
(Marshall and Lily scream)
331
00:11:54,509 --> 00:11:56,243
Why are you in our bedroom?
332
00:11:57,011 --> 00:11:57,911
(both scream)
333
00:11:57,912 --> 00:11:59,279
Why are you
in our bedroom?
334
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,281
(both scream)
Why is Ellen DeGeneres
335
00:12:01,282 --> 00:12:02,516
in our bedroom?
336
00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:06,520
(both chuckling)
Hey, this is working!
337
00:12:06,521 --> 00:12:09,356
Wait a minute.
338
00:12:09,357 --> 00:12:10,757
Candles...
339
00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:12,425
Flowers...
340
00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:15,996
Oh, I guess Marshall
"forgot" to tell you.
341
00:12:15,997 --> 00:12:17,964
The Fifth Doppelganger...
342
00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,132
was me.
343
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:22,235
What? Wait, and you
knew about this?
344
00:12:22,236 --> 00:12:23,403
You lied to me?
345
00:12:23,404 --> 00:12:24,771
By omission,
and it's only because
346
00:12:24,772 --> 00:12:26,406
this whole "leave it
to the universe" thing
347
00:12:26,407 --> 00:12:27,741
of yours is insane, Lily.
348
00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:30,210
Baby, you... Lily, we need to
be in control of our own...
349
00:12:30,211 --> 00:12:33,180
Guys, guys! We're forgetting
what's really important here.
350
00:12:33,181 --> 00:12:36,316
Ted's blond.
(all chuckling)
351
00:12:36,317 --> 00:12:39,252
Guys, I am pulling this off.
352
00:12:40,121 --> 00:12:41,288
Now, Robin has something
353
00:12:41,289 --> 00:12:42,322
important to tell you.
354
00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:43,456
He's not pulling it off.
355
00:12:43,457 --> 00:12:44,858
No, the other thing.
356
00:12:44,859 --> 00:12:45,926
He got a manicure.
357
00:12:45,927 --> 00:12:47,460
The other thing.
358
00:12:48,329 --> 00:12:50,964
I got a job offer in Chicago.
359
00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:52,766
Whoa.
360
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,668
That's why we all
came down here--
361
00:12:54,669 --> 00:12:56,870
to try and talk Robin
out of making a huge...
362
00:12:56,871 --> 00:12:59,573
Actually, I-I've, I've
already made a decision.
363
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:03,276
(sighs) Guys, I gotta take it.
364
00:13:10,007 --> 00:13:12,042
I can't believe
we're losing Robin.
365
00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:16,579
Guys, this might be
the depression talking,
366
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:19,149
but is Ted's hair starting
to look kind of good?
367
00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:21,684
Thank God, I thought
I was the only one!
368
00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:24,954
He looks like
a freakin' movie star!
369
00:13:24,955 --> 00:13:27,290
Oh, and by the way,
this was a huge mistake.
370
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,992
I'm changing my hair back.
371
00:13:28,993 --> 00:13:31,094
Smart.
Told ya.
372
00:13:31,095 --> 00:13:32,729
Not at all awesome.
373
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:34,164
Hey.
374
00:13:34,165 --> 00:13:35,331
Hey.
Hey.
375
00:13:35,332 --> 00:13:38,935
So, I just got off the phone
with Chicago.
376
00:13:38,936 --> 00:13:40,937
Yes, I have made a decision.
377
00:13:40,938 --> 00:13:43,139
Um...
378
00:13:47,778 --> 00:13:51,214
I appreciate the offer,
but I can't take the job.
379
00:13:51,215 --> 00:13:53,149
Thanks.
380
00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:54,384
I'm staying.
381
00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:55,618
Damn straight!
Yay!
382
00:13:55,619 --> 00:13:57,921
(all exclaiming)
383
00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:59,289
Robin!
384
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,459
Hey, Lily,
385
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,893
tell me something.
386
00:14:03,894 --> 00:14:06,729
When you saw actual Barney
driving that cab,
387
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:10,033
and you thought he was a petite,
potbellied Asian man?
388
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:11,668
I know. Weird, right?
389
00:14:11,669 --> 00:14:12,702
It's not weird.
390
00:14:12,703 --> 00:14:15,104
It means you're not ready.
391
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,774
And I'm... I'm sorry
that I tried to rush things.
392
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:19,843
Our baby can wait
393
00:14:19,844 --> 00:14:21,144
for the real Doppelganger
Barney.
394
00:14:21,145 --> 00:14:22,345
Oh...
395
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:26,449
Mm.
396
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,451
Mm.
397
00:14:33,224 --> 00:14:35,859
(mimics Monty):
Hey, Moo-Moo.
398
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,694
Monty made you
thin-crust pizza
399
00:14:37,695 --> 00:14:38,995
just the way you like it!
400
00:14:38,996 --> 00:14:41,731
Hi.
Mmm...
401
00:14:41,732 --> 00:14:43,166
You okay?
402
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:46,102
Robin, you're not gonna
believe this.
403
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:50,240
I got offered the lead anchor
job at WNKW in Chicago.
404
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,977
Oh.
405
00:14:53,978 --> 00:14:57,313
Um, what'd you say?
406
00:14:59,283 --> 00:15:00,650
I said yes.
407
00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:05,388
I've been waiting years
for a shot like this.
408
00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:12,595
Barney?
409
00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:14,931
(Estonian accent):
I am simple street performer
410
00:15:14,932 --> 00:15:16,533
from Estonia.
411
00:15:16,534 --> 00:15:18,401
Who is this Barney?
412
00:15:18,402 --> 00:15:20,136
Oh, he's just this guy we know
413
00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:21,838
who has, like,
a really lame blog.
414
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,107
I hear it's getting better.
415
00:15:24,108 --> 00:15:26,476
I mean, wha-what is "blog"?
416
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:28,978
It's just something that was
cool, like, eight years ago.
417
00:15:28,979 --> 00:15:31,614
Still cool.
Still sounds pretty cool, man.
418
00:15:31,615 --> 00:15:32,582
What's your name?
419
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,517
Kristof.
Kristof what?
420
00:15:36,287 --> 00:15:37,820
Kristof...
421
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:39,656
Doppelganger.
422
00:15:39,657 --> 00:15:40,957
Really?
Yep.
423
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,225
You're gonna go with
424
00:15:42,226 --> 00:15:43,760
the last name (mimics
accent): "Doppelganger"?
425
00:15:43,761 --> 00:15:44,761
That's my name, man.
426
00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:47,330
Bro...
427
00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:49,299
Robin, wait. Please
try to understand.
428
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,767
I gotta get out of here.
429
00:15:50,768 --> 00:15:52,168
Wait. Put yourself
in my shoes.
430
00:15:52,169 --> 00:15:54,170
Can you imagine what it's like
to have the phone ring,
431
00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:56,039
and it's your dream job
on the other end?
432
00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:00,310
Yes... I can.
433
00:16:00,311 --> 00:16:04,147
(voice breaking):
Good luck in Chicago, Don.
434
00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:10,820
Barney, why are you doing this?
435
00:16:10,821 --> 00:16:11,821
(grunts)
436
00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,089
Wait a minute.
437
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,924
Could it, could it be
438
00:16:14,925 --> 00:16:17,460
that Barney Stinson actually
wants us to have kids?
439
00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:18,962
Who is this Barney?!
440
00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:21,631
Take American chill pill!
441
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,400
Well, let me tell you
about him.
442
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:27,770
He talks a big game
about how no one should
443
00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:30,940
ever have kids before
they're at least 45.
444
00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:32,742
I would be interested in reading
445
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,545
some of these opinions
in blog form.
446
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:37,814
But I think I know
what happened.
447
00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:40,383
Yesterday, Barney thought
he had to say good-bye
448
00:16:40,384 --> 00:16:42,018
to someone he truly loves.
449
00:16:42,019 --> 00:16:43,786
And it got him thinking...
450
00:16:43,787 --> 00:16:46,289
Maybe it wouldn't
be the worst thing
451
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,224
if a baby joined
our little group.
452
00:16:48,225 --> 00:16:51,361
Babies...
453
00:16:51,362 --> 00:16:53,262
can be cute.
454
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:56,966
Mm. And someday,
he's gonna make
455
00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:59,002
the best uncle in the world.
456
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:00,970
Because this Barney...
457
00:17:00,971 --> 00:17:03,206
He's family to us.
458
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:15,618
(Eastern-European accent):
Excuse me.
459
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,487
I heard you're from Estonia.
460
00:17:17,488 --> 00:17:19,322
So am I.
461
00:17:19,323 --> 00:17:21,491
Excuse me one moment.
462
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,496
(normal voice, sotto voce): Estonia
would close out the Baltics!
463
00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:30,867
And I am
street performer like you.
464
00:17:45,382 --> 00:17:47,083
Ay-yi-yi-yi!
465
00:17:48,185 --> 00:17:50,520
(knocking)
466
00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:51,621
Hey.
467
00:17:51,622 --> 00:17:54,190
Say yes to this.
468
00:17:54,191 --> 00:17:55,258
Okay.
469
00:17:55,259 --> 00:17:57,560
(voice breaking):
Can I move back in?
470
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:01,664
(sniffling)
471
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,533
Yes.
472
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,838
But, Ted, am I just
the biggest idiot in the world?
473
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:12,041
Look, think about all
of us five years ago
474
00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:13,776
when we first met you.
475
00:18:13,777 --> 00:18:16,713
Marshall and Lily were just
boyfriend and girlfriend.
476
00:18:16,714 --> 00:18:19,649
Now they're married
and thinking about kids.
477
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:20,917
And Barney?
478
00:18:20,918 --> 00:18:23,553
Barney was never gonna commit
to anyone ever.
479
00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:27,223
And last year, he fell in love.
480
00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:29,225
And me?
481
00:18:29,226 --> 00:18:32,528
I was chasing some girl I was
convinced was "The One."
482
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,898
Now she's one of my
closest friends.
483
00:18:35,899 --> 00:18:37,266
And you?
484
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:40,136
Five years ago, you never
would have chosen love
485
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:43,506
over your career,
but today you did.
486
00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,875
Looks like I'm getting dumber.
No,
487
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,544
(sighs) just more courageous.
488
00:18:51,315 --> 00:18:52,482
Look, we've all been searching
489
00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:53,783
for The Five Doppelgangers,
right?
490
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:54,784
Mm.
491
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,452
But eventually, over time,
492
00:18:56,453 --> 00:18:58,821
we all become
our own doppelgangers.
493
00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:01,657
You know, these... these
completely different people
494
00:19:01,658 --> 00:19:04,761
who just happen to look like us.
495
00:19:04,762 --> 00:19:07,463
"Five Years Ago Robin"?
496
00:19:07,464 --> 00:19:10,466
That girl, she was pretty great.
497
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,403
But Doppelganger Robin?
498
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,973
She's amazing.
499
00:19:26,884 --> 00:19:30,586
We've, um, we've had
a lot to drink...
500
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,054
I don't care.
501
00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:38,361
(snickering) What?
502
00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:40,630
(laughing)
Oh. Oh, yeah.
503
00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:42,465
I forgot I'm blond.
504
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:44,367
I have blond hair.
505
00:19:44,368 --> 00:19:47,003
And that's the story
of how dying my hair blond
506
00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:48,371
kept us from doing something
507
00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:50,907
we both would have regretted
that night.
508
00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:53,943
Kids, the universe is funny.
509
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,820
Oh, my God!
510
00:20:04,988 --> 00:20:06,656
Yes! You're here!
511
00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:08,057
This is fantastic!
512
00:20:08,058 --> 00:20:09,859
Baby, simmer.
Your husband's right there.
513
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,327
At least attempt
to hide it.
514
00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:13,129
Guys, follow me!
515
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,567
Guys, look!
516
00:20:17,568 --> 00:20:19,635
The Fifth Doppelganger!
517
00:20:23,073 --> 00:20:24,674
Uh, Lily?
518
00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:26,008
That dude looks noth...
519
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:27,076
MARSHALL:
Guys...
520
00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:28,611
Go with it.
521
00:20:28,612 --> 00:20:33,049
Kids, you can ask the universe
for signs all you want...
522
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:35,318
It's uncanny.
Right?
523
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,320
Just like Barney.
Amazing.
524
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,121
It's like looking
in the mirror.
525
00:20:39,122 --> 00:20:42,625
But ultimately, we only see
what we want to see
526
00:20:42,626 --> 00:20:44,393
when we're ready to see it.
527
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So, um, does this mean...?
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Marshall Eriksen...
529
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put a baby in my belly.
530
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Mm...
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