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Copii, aceasta e povestea calatoriei cu taxiul

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care mi-a schimbat viata

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Stiu ca suna nebunesc,
dar tot ce stiu e ca

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viata mea ar fi fost diferita
daca as fi luat, sa zicem...

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acel taxi

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sau celalalt

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Dumnezeu stie ce s-ar fi intamplat

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daca l-as fi luat pe acela

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Dar l-am luat pe acesta

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Si mi-a schimbat toata viata

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Dar mai intai,
trebuie sa dam putin inapoi

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Hei.

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Avem cumva bere in frigider?

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E 10:00 dimineata.

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Adu-mi si mie una.

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Deci,

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ceva rau tocmai s-a intamplat.

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Eu si Stella luam micul dejun.

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Sora mea tocmai s-a despartit de iubitul ei.

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Ce bine, in sfarsit pot s-o spun.

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Il uram pe tipul ala!

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Tot ceea ce zicea era:

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"Sunt vegetarian.

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Pestii simt durerea.

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Nu sunt niciodata constipat."

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Tipul e un idiot.

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De fapt, sora mea se marita cu el.

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Vroiam doar opinia ta sincera.

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E chiar un tip de treaba.

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Cred ca e intelept...

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In fine, au ales data si,

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ai vrea sa mergi cu mine,

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sa radem de el

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cum merge spre altar descult 
imbracat intr-un costum de canepa?

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Da, sigur. Cand e?

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Primul weekend din noiembrie.

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Si asta e

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ceva rau?

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Ca te-a invitat la o nunta?

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Peste 6 luni de acum incolo.

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Ca si cum noi vom fi impreuna
si peste 6 luni.

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Va amintiti

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teoria lui Barney despre
cum trebuie sa-ti faci planuri

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cand esti intr-o relatie?

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In al patrulea rand.

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Ted, nu.

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Incalci regula timpului.

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Niciodata nu trebuie sa-ti faci

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planuri de viitor pentru 

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o perioada mai mare decat
perioada in care ati fost impreuna.

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Esti impreuna cu fata asta.. de cat timp, 
de vreo 2 saptamani?

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Nu, n-o vei duce la un concert 
Springsteen in ianuarie.

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Pana atunci nici n-o sa-ti mai 
amintesti cine e Robin asta.

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Ugh, il ador pe Springsteen!

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E varianta americana 
a lui Bryan Adams.

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Bine...

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Barney avea dreptate.

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Din momentul in care a inceput
sa vorbeasca despre nunta,

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m-am panicat.

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Oh, pare asa de distractiv.

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Mmm. De abia astept sa mergem

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peste 6 luni.

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Ceea ce inseamna de doua ori mai mult 
timp decat perioada noastra impreuna.

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Uh-oh.

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Sunt sigur ca va veni si fata ta Lucy

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si va fi ca...
o excursie in familie.

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Prima noastra excursie ca 
o familie haioasa.

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Va fi... foarte tare.

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Oh, frate.

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Wow, cred ca au deschis caldura aici.

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ce se intampla, Ted?

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Trebuie sa vorbim.

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Oh. Oh. Oh.

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"Trebuie sa vorbim"?

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Exista doar 2 situatii cand
spui asa ceva cuiva,

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si doar daca esti insarcinat,

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altfel pare ca si cum te-ai despartit de ea.

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Da, m-am despartit de ea.

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Si cum a reactionat?

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Um...

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Incerc sa fiu sincer cu tine.

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Stii ce, Ted?
Trebuie sa plec la munca.

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Stella, putem macar...

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Nu vreau sa ramana asa.

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Nu, Ted, e in regula.

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Suntem in regula.

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Ow!

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Uite, stiu ca suna aiurea ce am facut,

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dar Stella e mama.

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Trebuie sa fiu responsabil.

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Am sentimentele astea acum,

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daca nu o sa dispara niciodata?

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Daca va fi din ce in ce mai rau

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si peste 6 luni ma voi desparti de ea

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din cauza unui somon cu tofu
de la nunta surorii ei?

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Nu-i pot face asta.

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Si sigur nu pot sa-i fac asta

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fiicei ei.

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Stiu ca e aiurea, dar, din toata
povestea, eu sunt personajul bun.

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E decizia cea mai corecta.

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Si astfel, ajungem la
calatoria cu taxiul

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Buna ziua, pot vorbi cu Marshall Eriksen?

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Hei, prieteni.

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Jell-O?

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 traducerea:
andreea_i22@yahoo.com

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Nu-mi vine sa cred.
Esti bine.

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Nu, nu sunt bine.

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Am facut cea mai mare greseala
din viata mea.

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O vreau pe Stella inapoi.

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Cred ca i-am lasat 10 mesaje,
iar telefonul ei e inchis.

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E la acea arcada

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Kiddie Funland
cu fiica ei.

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Te rog.

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Lasa-ma sa merg la Kiddie Funland.

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Prietene, poti sa zici
ce vrei,

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dar nu vei primi morfina.

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Nu, vorbesc serios, trebuie
sa plec de aici.

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Nu pleci nicaieri pana nu primim
rezultatele de la analize.

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Poti sa ai sangerari interne.

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Creierul tau poate sa fie tot
plin de sange.

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Crezi ca e bine pentru el?

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Nu e.

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Ce aiurea.

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Ce aiurea! Ce aiurea!
Tu...

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Glumesti?

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Ai scapat cu viata

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dintr-un accident de masina
fara nicio zgarietura.

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Azi a avut loc un miracol.

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Oh, iar incepem.

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Nu crezi ca a fost un miracol?

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Nu exista asa ceva.

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Martie 2006,
Barul MacLaren's.

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Oh.

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Ingrozitor.
Usor.

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Ala a intrat!
Usor.

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Ow.
Incepem.

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Hei!

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Bravo.

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Noroc...

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Mm-hmm.

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Nu... se poate

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Asta nu e posibil.

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Am murit?

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Miracol!

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Un creion i-a intrat in nas lui Barney,

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iar tu numesti asta miracol.

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Atunci ai o explicatie mai buna?

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Un magar baut cu o cutie de creioane?

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POate Dumnezeu

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si o cutie de creioane numita
"destin"

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Daca tot vorbim de Barney,
ar trebui sa-l sun.

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De ce? Nu mai suntem prieteni.

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Tu ai vrea sa stii daca i s-ar 
intampla asa ceva lui Barney.

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Spune pentru Barney.

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Hei, Barney.

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Asculta, trebuie sa-ti zic ceva.

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Oh, incepem.

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Chiar asteptam momentul asta.

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Ai vorbit cu Robin.

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Si ti-a spus ce se afla sub capota

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iar acum vrei sa faci o tura
cu mine.

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Nici daca o fierbi in detergent.

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E despre Ted.

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Ted?

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Fostul meu cel mai bun prieten, Ted

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pe care te-am rugat sa nu-l
mai mentionezi niciodata?

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Da.

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A avut un accident de masina.

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E la Spitalul Saint Anthony.

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Totul e...

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Nu, inteleg....

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trebuie sa rezolvi ceva important.

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Bine.

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Oh, sigur

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Ii transmit ca-l iubesti.

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Bine.

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Costumarea!

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Mereu zice lucruri de genul asta!

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Ti-a inchis, nu-i asa?
Da.

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Vezi, ti-am zis.
Nu mai suntem prieteni.

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?????? (Prietenul meu cel mai bun are nevoie de mine)

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Ce a zis?

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Ah, la adresa 13... Ce?

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Tu...

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Vin, Ted.

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Si ce te-a facut sa te razgandesti 
in legatura cu Stella?

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Eram in taxi si masina venea spre mine,

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si stii cum se zice ca-ti apare
toata viata pe

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dinaintea ochilor cand esti foarte
aproape de moarte? 

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Ei bine, nu se intampla asa

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Nu vezi tot

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Doar lucrurile pe care le iubesti

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Iar in acel moment am realizat

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ca Stella e cea mai importanta
din viata mea

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si trebuie sa fim din nou impreuna.

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Aw!

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Miracol!

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Foarte dragut.

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Foarte romantic.

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Dar miracol nu.

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Iulie 1999.

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Aeroportul Kennedy.

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Si, ti-a placut...

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Amsterdam?

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Nu.

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Nimic ilegal.

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Doar picturi.

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Bine,
Bob Marley.

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Trebuie sa avem o discutie.

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Schimbarea turei.

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Oh, Amsterdam.

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In regula.

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Esti liber, frate.

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Miracol!

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Sa nu te duci inspre lumina!

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Sa nu o faci!

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Hei, Mosby,

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ai un vizitator.

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Hei.

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Hei. Hei. Hei.

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Ne puteti lasa un minut?

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Stella, inainte sa zici ceva...

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Te iubesc.

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Si eu te iubesc.

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Putem uita totul...

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E deja uitat.

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Asta e fisa ta?

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Bine.

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Uh-huh.

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Totul pare in regula.

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Cred ca poti sa suporti.

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Sa suport ce?

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Aww! Aww! Aww!

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In dimineata asta a parasit-o

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si acum

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ea il "calareste" in spital.

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Miracol!
Da,

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pun pariu ca daca suni la Vatican,

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iti vor spune ca majoritatea miracolelor

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implica si calaritul.

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Aprilie 2008.

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Clasa lui Lily.

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Vrei sa mergi acolo

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si sa-l implori sa-ti dea slujba inapoi?

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E o idee nebuna.

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Nu ti-a placut sa lucrezi acolo.

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Stiu ca nu prea se mai gasesc
locuri de munca acum.

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Hei, copii,

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cine vrea ca unchiul Marshall
sa-si recapete vechea slujba?

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yey

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Se bucura

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indiferent de ce le zici.

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Copii, o nava petroliera

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a varsat 5 milioane de galoane de ulei

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in largul coastei Alaska in aceasta dimineata!

258
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yey

259
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Salut, Marshall

260
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Dle Hewitt,

261
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am venit sa-mi cer scuze.

262
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Ma duc sa mai aduc niste lipici.

263
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Ai tu grija de ei pentru putin timp?

264
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Sigur.

265
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:56,000
Sa parasesc firma Nicholson, Hewitt,
si West a fost o greseala imensa,

266
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iar acum realizez asta.

267
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Si...

268
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cine vrea sa-l vada pe tipul mare

269
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punandu-si palariile astea mici?

270
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yey

271
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Comportamentul meu a fost necuviincios.

272
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Neprofesional.

273
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Sunt un pelerin.

274
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Stiu ca pare ca si cum as avea
o palarie mica,

275
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dar de fapt am un cap anormal de mare!

276
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Am trecut printr-o perioada stresanta.

277
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Nu ma puteam odihni.

278
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In urma cu optzeci si sapte de ani,

279
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am avut un cap urias!

280
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,800
Tocmai am cumparat un apartament,

281
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si au fost ceva probleme.

282
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Nu vreau sa va plictisesc cu detaliile.

283
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Singurul meu regret e ca

284
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am un cap urias pentru tara mea.

285
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Dle, daca ati putea lua in considerare

286
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posibilitatea unei noi sanse... Marshall.

287
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,800
Sunt dispus sa-ti ofer o a doua sansa.

288
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Imi amintesc

289
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primii mei ani ca avocat.

290
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,500
Nu-mi amintesc cat timp am pierdut.

291
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Nici nu cred...

292
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Oh, Dumnezeule

293
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am paduchi

294
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Nenorocitii aia mici mi-au dat paduchi

295
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,800
Dumnezeule, ma mananca

296
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,800
Nu te scarpina

297
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O sa arati aiurea

298
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,200
Nu-ti vei primi niciodata slujba inapoi 

299
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,600
Bine, te poti scarpina, dar fa-o subtil

300
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,000
Asta nu functioneaza

301
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,300
colt ascultit si dulce al biroului

302
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,400
cat imi doresc sa-mi frec de tine scalpul infestat

303
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,400
Eram... doar, uh...

304
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,800
Esti bine, Eriksen?

305
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,700
Oh! Oh, da, sunt bine.

306
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Sunt bine.

307
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Continuati.

308
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,000
Mintea controleaza corpul

309
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,600
Nu exista paduchi in parul meu

310
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care depun oua

311
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care-si fac adapost in capul meu

312
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,100
facandu-si drum spre creierul meu

313
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Am paduchi!

314
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,700
"Paduchi"?! Paduchi! Iesi afara!

315
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,300
Iesi din biroul meu!

316
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:53,600
Avem paduchi!

317
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,200
Toata lumea afara din cladire.

318
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,400
Daca nu erau paduchii,

319
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,700
mi-as fi primit slujba inapoi,

320
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si as fi lucrat acolo cand,

321
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2 saptamani mai tarziu, Comisia de
Schimb si Securitate

322
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i-a prins

323
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,700
Dumnezeu mi-a trimis acei paduchi

324
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,300
la fel cum a trimis lacustele in Egipt:

325
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:12,000
sa ma elibereze de sclavia corporativa.

326
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Miracol.

327
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,400
Hei.

328
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,100
Oh, sunt atat de fericita

329
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,500
ca tu si Ted v-ati impacat. 
Da.

330
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,600
Stai putin, ce vrei sa spui cu
"v-ati impacat"?

331
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,800
Stii tu, pentru ca v-ati despartit.

332
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,700
Ce? Oh, nu.

333
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,800
A fost doar o cearta minora.

334
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,300
Nu a fost o despartire.

335
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,800
A fost o despartire?
A crezut ca ne-am despartit?

336
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,500
Ce?

337
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,500
Nemernicul!

338
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,700
A fost o despartire. Nu-i asa?

339
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,100
Te-ai despartit de mine.

340
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,400
Da.

341
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,000
Nu stiam ca a fost o despartire.

342
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,200
Vorbesti serios?

343
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,700
Ti-am zis: "Ma simt ingrozitor"

344
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Tu mi-ai raspuns: "Suntem in regula"

345
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,800
Apoi te-ai ridicat si ai plecat.

346
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,700
Da, am zis: "Suntem in regula"

347
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,300
ca in "E in regula"

348
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,700
Cand chelnerul vine si te intreaba

349
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,100
daca mai vrei briose si tu-i spui "E in regula"

350
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:07,700
Exact, iar eu am crezut 

351
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:08,800
ca nu mai vrei

352
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,100
nicio briosa metaforica.

353
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,000
E o nebunie.

354
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,800
Uita tot ce s-a intamplat.

355
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:17,500
S-a intamplat inainte de 
accidentul care mi-a schimbat viata.

356
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,100
Te iubesc.

357
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,900
Nu vreau sa ma despart de tine.

358
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,000
Dar ai facut-o.

359
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,900
Chiar ai vrut.

360
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,600
Si daca ai avut aceste sentimente o data,

361
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,800
le vei avea din nou,

362
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,300
si vei continua sa le ai.

363
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,100
Si nu ma pot baza pe masina aia

364
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,400
sa te loveasca de fiecare data cand le ai.

365
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,200
Ce tot spui?

366
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,000
Spun ca...

367
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,800
ai vrut aceasta despartire,

368
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,700
iar acum o ai.

369
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,900
Ce?! Stella, asteapta!

370
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,500
Nu, stii ce, Ted?
Suntem in regula

371
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,200
Deci te-ai despartit de ea,
iar ea n-a stiut?

372
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,200
Asa se pare.

373
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,900
I-ai zis efectiv: "Vreau sa ne despartim"?

374
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,900
Nu, bineinteles ca nu.

375
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,100
Cine zice "Vreau sa ne despartim"?

376
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,700
E un lucru oribil.

377
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,000
Da, e adevarat.

378
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,200
Da?

379
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,800
Buna ziua, Ted Mosby?
Te avem

380
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,600
trecut pe lista la contacte de urgenta
pentru Barney Stinson.

381
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,500
Ce s-a intamplat?

382
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,400
Ce s-a intamplat a fost asta:

383
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,600
Am reusit.
Am reusit!

384
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:33,900
Omule, eu...

385
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:37,000
Nu pot sa cred ca ai alergat pana aici.

386
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,000
Dumnezeule, te mai flatezi mult singur?

387
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,000
Cat de important

388
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,400
se crede.

389
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,600
Eram in partea asta
de oras

390
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,300
pentru ca trebuia sa ajung

391
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,700
la o intalnire de afaceri importanta.

392
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:50,700
Daca ai venit tarandu-te pana aici

393
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:54,300
sa-ti ceri scuze, las-o balta.

394
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,600
Ma descurc grozav si fara tine.

395
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,500
Chiar mai bine acum ca pot folosi

396
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,600
cartea de joc "compatimire" cu femeile
pe care le agat.

397
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,700
Si apropo,

398
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,900
e un os jos care nu e rupt.

399
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,400
Marshall,

400
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,700
stii despre ce vorbesc.

401
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,700
Bate palma!

402
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:12,900
Huh!

403
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:14,800
Esti sigur?

404
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,600
Da, omule, de ce crezi ca i-am rugat
sa-mi puna mana in pozitia asta?

405
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,600
Bine.

406
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,600
Ow!

407
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,000
A meritat.

408
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,400
Barney, tu...

409
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,500
puteai sa mori.

410
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,600
Ted, imi pare rau ca am incalcat
codul fratilor.

411
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,600
Nu, mie imi pare rau.

412
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,900
Ted, putem sa fim prieteni din nou?

413
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:47,100
Barney, hai, noi suntem...
mai mult decat prieteni.

414
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,900
Suntem frati.

415
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,800
Esti fratele meu, Ted.
Esti

416
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,300
fratele meu, Barney.

417
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,200
Ai auzit asta, Marshall?

418
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,700
Suntem frati acum.

419
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,200
Si Marshall e fratele meu.

420
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,300
Suntem toti frati.

421
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,200
Da, dar eu sunt fratele tau mai bun, nu?

422
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,200
Si asa eu si cu unchiul Barney

423
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,500
am ingropat securea

424
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,100
Apoi a devenit destul de jenant

425
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,400
Mai bine trecem mai departe

426
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,500
A trebuit sa ma uit in alta parte

427
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,300
pentru ca daca as fi vazut ce 
aveau de gand sa faca paramedicii,

428
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,700
mi-as fi pierdut cunostinta.

429
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,800
Apoi au adus

430
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,600
o lama electrica si ma tot gandeam,

431
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,100
"Asa ceva nu e posibil.
Asa ceva nu e posibil."

432
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,400
Oh, Dumnezeule, ce au taiat?

433
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,400
Costumul meu.

434
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,500
Costumul meu frumos.

435
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,800
Dar tu esti in viata,
si Ted e in viata.

436
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,500
E uimitor!

437
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,300
Doua miracole intr-o singura zi.

438
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,500
Ce e cu tine?

439
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,700
Cum poti sa fii atat de cinica?!

440
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,800
Vreti sa stiti?
Da.

441
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,200
Chiar vreti sa stiti?
Da!

442
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,300
Bine.

443
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,200
Cand eram mica,

444
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,700
aveam un caine,
Sir Scratchawan.

445
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,000
In fine... Sir Scratchawan
a imbatranit,

446
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,700
asa ca parintii mei s-au hotarat
sa-l eutanasieze.

447
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,400
A fost cea mai cumplita zi
din perioada mea de copil

448
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,400
Pa. Te iubesc.

449
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,900
Si cand l-au dus la veterinar,

450
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,500
doctorul le-a zis ca,
mai devreme in aceeasi zi,

451
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,400
a descoperit o procedura experimentala

452
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,700
numita "canine/testudine
cerebro-xenograft".

453
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Ati auzit vreodata de ea?

454
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,700
Nu.

455
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,700
Ei bine, i-a salvat viata lui
Sir Scratchawan.

456
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,100
A mai trait inca 7 ani.

457
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,400
Miracol.
Cu exceptia unui...

458
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,700
efect secundar destul de mare
dupa operatie.

459
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,900
Sir Scratchawan!

460
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,800
Bine ai venit acasa!

461
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,900
S-a transformat intr-o broasca testoasa.

462
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,100
Stiu. E ciudat, nu-i asa?

463
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,000
Ceea ce parea a fi o complicatie normala

464
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,400
produsa de "canine/testudine
cerebro-xenografts".

465
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,700
Si nici nu parea sa-si aminteasca
vechile trucuri.

466
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,700
Du-te si adu-l, Scratchy.

467
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,200
Du-te!

468
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,100
Du-te si adu-l! Adu-l!

469
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,200
Du-te si adu-l, Scratchy.

470
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,400
Du-te si adu-l.

471
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,500
Cat a durat pana sa afli...?

472
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,600
Mai mult decat as fi mandra, Lily.

473
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,800
Mai mult decat as fi mandra.

474
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,600
Si atunci am realizat

475
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,500
ca miracolele nu exista.

476
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,600
Scuzati-ma.

477
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,300
Mosby, esti inca aici?

478
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,900
Rezultatele tale au venit cam de o ora. 
Esti bine.

479
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,800
Glumesti?
De ce nu mi-ai zis?!

480
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,900
Scuze.

481
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,200
Banuiesc ca a fost nepoliticos
din partea mea sa stau sa-l resuscitez 

482
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,500
pe tipul caruia ii iesea o 
grebla prin piept.

483
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,400
Trebuie sa plec chiar acum.
Barney, eu...

484
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,800
Du-te.

485
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,300
Fugi, Ted. Fugi.

486
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,700
Daca e ceva ce te-am invatat de-a lungul
anilor, aia e...

487
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,900
Barney, a plecat.
Oh.

488
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,000
Hei, Ted a zis ca exact inainte de accident,

489
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,500
si-a vazut toata viata
pe dinaintea ochilor.

490
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,200
Stii,
toate lucrurile pe care le iubeste.

491
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,100
Ti s-a intamplat si tie asta?
Oh, da.

492
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,900
Stiu ce-a vazut el: sani.
whisky.

493
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:52,900
Si bani.

494
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,500
Costume.
Un costum din bani.

495
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,900
Un costum din sani.

496
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,900
Un san urias purtand 
un costum din bani.

497
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,900
Iar sanul il alapteaza 
cu whisky.

498
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,500
Banuiesc ca asta e cam tot 
ce-ti place, nu?

499
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,300
Da, cam tot.

500
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,200
Copii, multe lucruri ciudate si
accidentale

501
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,900
mi s-au intamplat in viata

502
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,500
dar acesta cu accidentul de masina
e unul 

503
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,100
din putinele miracole,
nu din cauza ca am scapat cu viata

504
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,500
ci pentru ceea ce s-a intamplat dupa

505
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,000
Buna.

506
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,900
Buna.

507
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,600
Putem vorbi?

508
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,600
Bine.

509
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,800
Ti-am adus acest cangur portocaliu.

510
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,500
Mersi...

511
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,700
Ma gandeam la ceea ce s-a schimbat

512
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,800
din momentul in care ne-am despartit

513
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,000
pana in momentul cand mi-am dat
seama ca te vreau inapoi.

514
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,300
Si, cred ca intr-un final
mi-am dat seama.

515
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,200
Taxiul tau a fost busit de un 
fraier care vorbea la mobil?

516
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,000
Nu. M-am schimbat.

517
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:02,100
Sunt gata sa-ti ofer tot ce ai nevoie.

518
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:02,900
De aceea mi-am petrecut

519
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,400
10 minute la afurisita aia de
masinarie cu cleste

520
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,100
incercand sa-ti iau inelul
cu diamantul mare si fals.

521
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,500
Dar tot ce ti-am putut aduce
a fost doar cangurul asta portocaliu.

522
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,900
Inel cu diamant?

523
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,500
Vrei sa te casatoresti cu mine?

524
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:21,500