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OLDER TED; Kids, in life there are a lot of
big romantic moments,
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and they make life worth living,
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But here's the problem,
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Moments pass,
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And lurking just around the corner
from those moments
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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality,
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And so, back in 2006,
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on the night of
Claudia and Stuart's wedding,
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reality was the enemy,
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Wow, the Peace Corps?
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Yeah, I ship out tomorrow. Two years.
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You know, some people say
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the Peace Corps is the most noble thing
a person can do.
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To those people I say, "Is it?"
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And usually, they say, "Yes, it is."
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But, Barney, they are so right.
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Wish there was something I could do.
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Oh, Tanya, I'm so glad you said that.
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This wasn't how I'd thought
the night would turn out,
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This was finally supposed to be
my big moment with Robin,
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but then reality came along,
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Robin got called up last minute
to anchor the 11.00 news,
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It was her big break,
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And I went to the wedding stag,
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Then, when I least expected it...
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Hey, where the hell
did you disappear to last night?
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I had the most amazing night ever.
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Tell me about it.
That cake! Best cake I ever had.
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Seriously. My stomach was like,
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"Hey, bro, I don't know what you're eating,
'cause I don't have any eyes,
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"but it's basically awesome.
So keep sending it down gullet alley."
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Yeah, I know. My stomach was like,
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"Girlfriend, we don't always get along,
but that cake..."
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TED: Lily?
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Oh, right.
Most amazing night ever, and go.
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You know, I should tell you, I have a rule.
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I never hook up at weddings.
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I'm guessing
you haven't always had this rule.
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Well, here's the thing.
Those big, romantic moments,
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they're great when they happen,
but they're not real.
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Exactly. Exactly. Like just now,
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when I saw you
doing the Chicken Dance out there,
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I'm not gonna lie to you,
big time thunderbolt.
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You should see me tap dance.
You'd be down on bended knee.
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Sadly, not out of character.
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But, I know now, it's just a mirage.
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- Wedding goggles.
- Exactly.
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And that, in a nutshell,
is why I'm not putting the moves on you.
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- This isn't the moves?
- What, you... You think this is the moves?
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Believe me, you'd know the moves.
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People 10 tables away
would know the moves.
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- That's too bad.
- Tell me about it.
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You know, I think I have a solution.
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Interested.
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And to preface this,
we're not gonna sleep together tonight.
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Less interested.
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- Go ahead.
- Okay.
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So the thing that always screws it up
is the next day. Right?
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So, why don't we just cut that part out?
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying, I'm here, you're here.
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This is a big, romantic wedding.
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Why don't we just dance
and have a great time?
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And then when it's over,
never see each other again.
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- Unless...
- No, no unless.
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No emails, no phone numbers,
not even names.
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Tonight, we will make a memory
that will never be tarnished.
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And then, when we're old and gray,
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we'll look back on this night,
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and it'll be perfect.
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Wow.
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- Okay, I'm in.
- Okay.
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I guess... What, we'll need fake names?
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You can call me Buttercup.
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Pleased to meet you, Buttercup.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
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Wow, this is kind of exciting.
Our names will forever be shrouded in...
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Ted, Ted, Ted, look. I got a bridesmaid.
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Ted, look. Look, Ted.
The second hottest bridesmaid!
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Ted, look. See you, Ted.
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So, I'm Ted.
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Victoria.
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- But no last names.
- No last names.
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What is wrong with you?
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Yeah, dude, that is just like
a weenie ass idea.
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No, it was awesome. I had a great night.
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I'm never going to see her again.
And there's no way to ruin it.
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Ted, how do I explain this to you?
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Last night I ate the best cake of my life.
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Now you think I'm gonna let that cake
out of my life? Hell, no.
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I'm gonna find out
what bakery made that cake,
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and damn it,
I'm gonna get some more cake.
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That cake really got to you, huh?
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It haunts me.
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So, what happened next?
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Okay, ground rules have been established.
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Now, let's see some of these moves
I've heard so much about.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Let's do all the single ladies in this joint
a big favor and steal the bouquet.
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Yes, but we'll need a diversion.
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Kiss!
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ALL: Kiss! Kiss!
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(ALL CHEERING) Kiss, come on. Kiss! Kiss!
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Go, go, go.
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So, that's what happened to the bouquet.
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You know, good for Victoria.
It's such an evil tradition.
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- You're not gonna do it at your wedding?
- Oh, yeah!
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I'm gonna take that flower grenade
and chuck it into the crowd and scream,
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"Crawl for it, bitches!"
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It's just what girls do.
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So, where'd you guys go?
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(TED PLAYING THE ENTERTAINER
ON THE PIANO)
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- Very nice.
- Yeah?
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Okay, I don't really know
how to tap dance.
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I couldn't tell.
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Oh, it's too bad
you're not gonna get some tonight!
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Oh, if I wanted some, I could get some.
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No, you couldn't.
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You're a dude.
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- I could get some.
- You could totally get some.
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We're not gonna kiss tonight.
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(BANGS PIANO KEYS)
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I mean, if we kiss, all of this becomes real.
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You might use too much tongue,
I might not use enough.
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And then suddenly, poof, spell's broken.
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I will use exactly the right amount
of tongue.
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Okay, how about this?
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The best part of any first kiss
is the lead up to it.
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The moment right before the lips touch.
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It's like a big drum roll.
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So, how about tonight
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we just stick with the drum roll.
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- Okay.
- But we can't kiss.
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Okay.
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A drum roll? That's it?
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So, what? You just...
You said good night, came home,
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and performed a drum solo?
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Oh, Ted, you're such a doof!
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I mean, this girl sounds amazing.
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She was completely amazing.
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She was amazing and funny
and we connected on every level,
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and I'm never gonna see her again.
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Damn it, I have to see her again.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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So let's get to work, man.
What else do you know about her?
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Nothing, her name's Victoria.
That's all I got.
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Wait, Claudia. Claudia would know.
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Well, Claudia's on her honeymoon.
She'll be back in two weeks.
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- Call her then.
- Yes, two weeks. Good idea.
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- I'm calling her now.
- No, Ted.
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- You don't mess with a honeymoon.
- Yeah, come on, dude.
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Ask her about the cake.
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(CELLPHONE RINGING)
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- Ted?
- Hey, Claudia!
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Great wedding, beautiful toast,
touching stuff. How's the honeymoon?
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Listen, I'm calling because
last night I met this girl,
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and I was wondering if you had...
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Oh, you have got to be
freaking kidding me!
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Here we go.
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Twenty-four hours ago,
you were begging, begging me
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to bring some other girl to my wedding
and now, what, you're over her?
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I've moved on.
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What was her name?
Is it my fat cousin Lindsey?
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Don't be embarrassed.
She has pretty eyes.
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No. Her name was Victoria.
I don't know her last name.
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Well, lucky for you. I know that guest list
backwards and forwards.
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Thank God!
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Unlucky for you, there was no Victoria
at my wedding. Goodbye, Ted.
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There was no Victoria at the wedding.
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Maybe she used a second fake name.
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Oh, she's good. She's very good.
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Maybe she was a ghost.
That's why she didn't want to kiss you.
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Because you'd just pass right through her
and feel really cold for a second.
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Oh, my God, I just had a great idea
for a screenplay.
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Marshall, she was not a ghost.
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I know that she wasn't a ghost.
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She picked up a bouquet
proving she had corporeal form.
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Wait! She was sitting across
from a couple of bridesmaids.
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She must have been at their table.
Maybe they know who she was.
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Great! So, how do we get in touch
with the bridesmaids?
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This better be good.
I'm about to enter Nirvana.
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By the way, I should get you
Nirvana's phone number.
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She gives a great massage. Say what?
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Barney!
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I know the house rules.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Listen, Barney. I saw you talking
to that bridesmaid last night.
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- Did you happen to get her phone number?
- You know I did.
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Great! I'm gonna need you
to call her for me.
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You know I won't.
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Why not?
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Because, we just hooked up last night.
I can't call the girl the next day.
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I have to wait at least, like, forever.
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Oh, snap! Never gonna call her.
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Besides, she thinks
I'm on my way to India.
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Oh, come on, Barney. It's for a good cause.
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Ted going all castrati over yet another girl
is exactly not a good cause.
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Sorry, buddy, I wish I could help you.
My hands are tied.
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Oh, no, wait, that was last night.
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(MIMICS WHIP CRACKING)
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Okay, Barney,
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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You make this call
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and I will go with you to Foxy Boxing.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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But, you always said
the Foxy Boxing girls were neither foxy,
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- nor good at boxing.
- I'm ready to be proven wrong.
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- Tonight?
- Tonight!
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Dial.
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Yeah, Tanya. Turns out I don't leave
for the Peace Corps until tomorrow.
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Yeah, I know. It sucks.
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Just one fewer day I get to help people.
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Anyway, this girl, any idea who she was?
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Hold on. What kind of shoes was she...
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No, Tanya, he's a dude.
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He's not gonna know
what kind of shoes she was wearing.
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Actually...
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Oh, come on!
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Hey!
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So, what do you want to do next?
Don't think!
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First thing that comes into your mind.
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Hold this.
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And this.
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There she goes.
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Apparently, she was wearing brown shoes
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with little snowflakes on them.
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Yeah, they do sound cute.
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Any idea who...
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Okay. Well, thanks anyway.
Yeah, you take care.
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What's...
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Tonight?
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Well, I'm shipping out pretty early.
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So, I won't be able to stay over,
but, yeah, sure, I'd love to.
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Okay. I'll talk to you later.
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Sorry, Ted, I won't be able
to make Foxy Boxing tonight.
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I understand.
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Okay. Let's not lose hope.
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We'll call the hotel.
Maybe she was staying there.
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We'll have them check the registry
for anyone named Victoria.
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- Or maybe she goes by Vicky or Tori...
- Or Ictor.
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She probably doesn't go by Ictor.
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No, you know what? This is fate.
I am never supposed to see this girl again.
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That was the whole point of the night.
I've just been saved from myself.
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- Let's drink many beers.
- Agreed.
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And I thought that was the end of it,
But then...
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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- Hey, there's the anchor lady.
- Hello.
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- How was it?
- Oh, I don't know.
246
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Why don't you ask the new substitute
weekend anchor?
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Robin? Thanks, Robin. It was awesome.
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- Back to you, Robin.
- Congrats!
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- Thanks.
- That's so cool.
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Yeah, I felt really bad
bailing on Ted though.
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Oh, don't even worry about it. In fact...
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And then Lily told her the whole story,
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right down to the brown shoes
with the little snowflakes on them,
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And by the end of it...
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What?
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I know who she is.
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You know who she is?
But you weren't even at the wedding.
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Actually I kind of was.
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What?
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Well, after the newscast I was so excited,
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I decided to surprise Ted
by going to the reception.
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Oh, damn it.
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Oh, stop it.
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What the hell?
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VICTORIA: Hello?
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You okay in there?
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Yeah, I'm fine!
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Just allergies or something. I'm fine.
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Listen, do you wanna come
and cry out here?
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I've been told I'm an excellent hugger.
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Oh, thanks.
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But I don't actually cry in front of people
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or cry at all for that matter.
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Man, it's gross.
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Does everyone snot up this much
when they cry?
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Hey, you're speaking to a fellow snotter.
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So, why you crying?
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Because you have feelings for Ted.
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I don't know. Maybe?
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Okay, what is wrong with the two of you?
Seriously!
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He likes you, and you like him,
and just be together!
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Jeez, Louise,
happiness is not that difficult.
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Oh, look, okay.
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Yes, I cried in the bathroom
and that was weird.
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But that doesn't mean
I'm in love with the guy.
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The fact is, I don't know how I feel.
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Yes, you do.
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Seeing him with someone else
and crying about it?
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Guess what? That's how you feel!
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That is nothing but how you feel.
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Okay, fine, I have feelings for him. Happy?
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Kind of, yeah.
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But it doesn't change anything.
294
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,902
I still don't wanna get married,
and he's still Ted.
295
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,870
What I should do is just tell him
who Victoria is, so he can be happy.
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Or you could tell him that you're into him
and then you could both be happy.
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I'm gonna go find him.
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Well, wait.
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Which one are you gonna tell him?
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I have no idea.
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And here's the most amazing part.
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Because I told her I had converted
all my money to India dollars,
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she gave me $50 to take a cab
to the airport.
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That's right. I just got paid for sex.
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I really should give this money
to the Peace Corps.
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They've done so much for me lately.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey.
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Ted, can I talk to you outside for a second?
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Sure, what's up?
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(CELLPHONE RINGING)
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I have to tell you something.
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Oh, just get it.
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- Hello?
- Ted? It's Stuart.
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My lovely bride would like to say
something to you.
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Ted.
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I'm sorry I hung up on you earlier.
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My new husband and vodka cranberry,
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which cost $10.50
at the freaking airport bar...
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- When is this plane going to board?
- Sweet pea.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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...have helped me realize that
sometimes I can act like a crazy person.
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And I don't want my new husband to think
I'm a crazy person.
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00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,759
It's fine, Claudia, don't worry about it.
324
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,468
Marshall wanted to know
where you guys got that cake.
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Cake?
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Why don't you take this?
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Sounds like you could use it.
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00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,373
Thanks. You're very sweet.
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00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,908
So, are you a friend of the bride or groom?
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We got it at this little bakery downtown.
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Actually, neither.
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It's called the Buttercup Bakery.
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Pleased to meet you, Buttercup.
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I made the cake.
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She made the cake.
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Buttercup Bakery!
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She wasn't on the guest list,
because she wasn't a guest.
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She made the cake!
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00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:27,872
She made that cake. Ted, this is the girl.
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You gotta marry her. Today.
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She has to move in with us.
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- I'm going down to that bakery.
- No, no, don't do it.
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00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,852
Baby, what are you talking about?
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00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:40,220
Yeah, all day long you've been busting
my apple bag about finding this girl.
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00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:44,386
Well, I just think that
maybe she's not that into you.
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00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,522
And that's why
she didn't give you her number.
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00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,103
Robin, care to chime in with anything?
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00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,031
Yes.
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Ted,
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go get her.
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Going. Getting!
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00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,013
Ted. Oh, my gosh, I love this moment.
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You know why? 'Cause I'm gonna say it.
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And this time,
you're actually gonna say yes.
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00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,315
You ready? You ready to say yes?
Ted, suit up!
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00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,514
Yes!
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00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,758
- No.
- Oh, come on!
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00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,425
- Guess we were gone a while.
- Oh, that's too bad.
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00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,295
I was looking forward to one last dance.
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00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,942
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CD PLA YER)
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00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,955
Why, yes, I am.
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00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,415
Sorry, I could tell
what you were just thinking.
363
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,653
Wow, what was I just thinking?
364
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:52,059
Damn, he's looking mighty fine in that tux.
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00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,698
- You got me. You are good.
- Yeah.
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00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,328
You know, I don't look like this every day.
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00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,497
On a real weekend, the real Ted wears
a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt
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00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,972
with bleach stains on it.
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00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,542
The real Ted sounds real sexy.
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00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,007
It's too bad I'll never get to see it.
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00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,752
Buttercup Bakery. This is it.
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00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,587
Good luck, dude. Grab me a cupcake.
373
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,331
Ted? You still with us?
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00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,277
Tell me your last name.
375
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:48,116
You know, there's one little flaw
in our plan.
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00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,619
What's that?
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00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,349
I'm gonna go home tonight
with a lot of great memories,
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00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,584
and one really sucky memory.
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00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,057
The memory of you walking out that door.
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00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:02,995
Hey, Ted.
381
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:04,394
Yeah?
382
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:09,465
Close your eyes and count to five.
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00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,570
One.
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Two.
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00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:18,643
Three.
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00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,411
Four.
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00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,647
Five.
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00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:40,661
TED; Until our dying days, we'll remember
everything about that night
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00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,296
as perfect,
390
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,043
Maybe we both need that.
391
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,474
I mean, so many things go wrong in life,
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00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,410
but this is the one thing that never will.
393
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:53,507
It will always, always be pure,
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00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,644
unadulterated, awesome.
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00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,817
If I walk in there, I'm robbing both of us
of what could be...
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00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,587
The meter's running, dude.
Crap or get off the pot.
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00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,161
Yeah, yeah, I'm going.
398
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,910
Oh, thank God!